Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 1, Episode 7 - Phobia Factor - full transcript

Each camper is forced to face their worst fear.

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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

THE CAMPERS HAD THEIR

SURVIVAL SKILLS

PUT TO THE TEST

WHEN THEY SPENT

THE ENTIRE NIGHT CAMPING

IN THE WOODS.

KATIE AND SADIE'S FRIENDSHIP

WAS STRAINED

WHEN KATIE'S SENSE OF DIRECTION



GOT THEM TOTALLY LOST.

DUNCAN'S MAD GHOST-STORY-

TELLING SKILLS

FREAKED OUT THE KILLER BASS.

(CHUCKLES)

AND IZZY PLAYED A PRANK

ON THE GOPHERS

BY DRESSING UP AS A BEAR.

UNFORTUNATELY,

A REAL BEAR SHOWED UP,

AND THE GOPHERS SPENT

THE NIGHT UP IN A TREE,

WHICH REALLY SUCKED FOR THEM.

CODY PEED IN HIS PANTS



AND THEN IT RAINED.

BASICALLY, NO ONE GOT

ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

ULTIMATELY, THE KILLER BASS

WERE THE ONES

ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK,

LEAVING KATIE WITHOUT

A MARSHMALLOW.

YEP, THE CHALLENGE

WAS ROUGH, ALL RIGHT,

AND IF I HAVE ANYTHING

TO SAY ABOUT IT,

TODAY'S WILL BE

EVEN MORE BRUTAL.

LUCKILY, I DO.

WHAT FRESH HORROR

HAVE WE PLANNED FOR OUR CAMPERS?

FIND OUT NEXT ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,

I'M DOING FINE ♪

♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪

♪ YOU ASKED ME

WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪

♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER

IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE

TO THE SUN ♪

♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS

CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪

♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE

NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪

♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA

NA NANA NANA NA ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

(WHISTLING

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)

KATIE WOULD WANT

YOU TO KEEP GOING.

COME ON.

LET'S GO BACK

AND JOIN THE OTHERS.

(WOOD CREAKS)

NO!

I MISS Y-O-O-O-U!

(SADIE WAILING)

IT WAS A LONG GOOD-BYE.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT?

COME BY TO RUB IT IN?

WE GOT SOME EXTRA DESSERT

AFTER OUR TUCK-SHOP PARTY,

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT SOME.

SO WHAT?

YOU'RE JUST BEING NICE?

OKAY.

OWEN STANK UP OUR CABIN,

AND WE NEED

SOME TIME TO AIR OUT.

(OWEN FARTS)

EW! DUDE!

NO!

I MEAN, NO, THANKS.

I'M GOOD.

WHAT? ARE YOU ON

A DIET OR SOMETHING?

COURTNEY: NO!

I JUST DON'T LIKE

GREEN JELLY, OKAY?

SNAKE!

CHILL, DUDE.

IT'S JUST A GUMMY WORM.

SORRY FOR TRIPPING.

SNAKES JUST FREAK ME OUT.

I FEEL YOU.

CHICKENS GIVE ME

THE CREEPS, DUDE.

YOU'RE AFRAID OF CHICKENS?

(DUNCAN CHUCKLES)

WOW, THAT'S--THAT'S

REALLY LAME, MAN.

SO SUDDENLY, EVERYONE'S HAVING

THIS BIG SHARE-FEST BY THE FIRE.

LIKE BETH WENT ON AND ON ABOUT

HOW HER MORTAL FEAR'S

BEING COVERED BY BUGS.

HAROLD'S AFRAID OF NINJAS.

EVEN HEATHER ADMITTED

SHE'S AFRAID OF SUMO WRESTLERS.

WHAT'S MY WORST FEAR?

I GUESS, BEING BURIED ALIVE.

WALKING THROUGH

A MINEFIELD...IN HEELS.

FLYING, MAN.

THAT'S SOME CRAZY STUFF.

I WOULD NEVER

GO UP IN A PLANE.

NEVER.

I'M SCARED OF HAIL.

IT'S SMALL BUT DEADLY, DUDE.

BEING LEFT ALONE IN THE WOODS.

BAD HAIRCUTS.

OH, OKAY.

I CHANGE MINE.

THAT'S SO MUCH SCARIER

THAN A MINEFIELD.

HAVING TO DEFUSE

A TIME BOMB UNDER PRESSURE.

I'M NOT REALLY

AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

BALONEY!

OH, REALLY?

WELL, WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR

PHOBIA, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL?

UH, CE--CELINE DION

MUSIC-STORE STANDEES.

EX-SQUEEZE ME?

I DIDN'T QUITE GET THAT.

DUDE, DID YOU SAY "CELINE DION

MUSIC-STORE STANDEES?"

OOH, I LOVE CELINE DION.

WHAT'S A STANDEE?

YOU KNOW, THAT

CARDBOARD-CUTOUT THING

THAT STANDS

IN THE MUSIC STORE.

DON'T SAY IT, DUDE.

KIND OF LIKE A LIFE-SIZE,

BUT FLAT, CELINE.

SO IF WE HAD A CARDBOARD

STANDEE RIGHT NOW--

SHUT UP!

WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?

OKAY, WELL, I HATE MIMES,

LIKE, A LOT.

ALL RIGHT, COURTNEY.

YOU'RE AFRAID OF SOMETHING.

SPIT IT OUT.

NOPE--NOTHING.

THAT'S NOT WHAT

SHE SAID LAST NIGHT.

DUNCAN, DID YOU EVER CONSIDER

THAT MAYBE I WAS JUST

HUMORING YOU AND YOUR

STUPID STORY?

SURE, SURE, PRINCESS.

WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT?

SHUT UP!

CHRIS: (WHISTLE)

CAMPERS, YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE

IS A LITTLE GAME I LIKE

TO CALL "PHOBIA FACTOR."

PREPARE TO FACE

YOUR WORST FEARS.

WORSE THAN THIS?

WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

NOW FOR OUR FIRST VICTIMS...

HEATHER!

MEET US ALL IN THE THEATER.

IT'S SUMO TIME.

(GASPING)

GWEN, YOU, ME, THE BEACH.

A FEW TONS OF SAND.

(GASPS)

WAIT. HOW DID THEY KNOW

THOSE WERE YOUR WORST FEARS?

BECAUSE WE TOLD THEM.

AT THE CAMPFIRE LAST NIGHT.

GWEN: WHAT'S MY WORST FEAR?

I GUESS, BEING BURIED ALIVE.

WAIT.

THEY WERE LISTENING TO US?

IT'S A REALITY SHOW, EINSTEIN.

THEY'RE ALWAYS

LISTENING TO US.

THAT'S LIKE EAVESDROPPING.

CHEF HATCHET,

DIDN'T YOU HAVE

A SPECIAL ORDER

FOR TYLER HERE TODAY?

CHICKENS GIVE ME

THE CREEPS, DUDE.

(SCREAMING)

(VOMITS)

BETH WENT ON ABOUT

HOW HER MORTAL FEAR

IS BEING COVERED BY BUGS.

CHRIS: AND BETH SETS

THE BAR WAY UP THERE!

(CHEERING)

BAD HAIRCUTS.

FLYING, MAN.

THAT'S SOME CRAZY STUFF.

I WOULD NEVER GO UP IN A PLANE.

NEVER.

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

(METAL CLANKS)

(SCREAMING)

CHRIS: HEATHER STEPPED UP

TO THE PLATE,

SCORING THE GOPHERS THEIR

THEIR SECOND POINT ON THE BOARD.

AHH!

(SCREAMING)

CHRIS: BRIDGETTE BEGAN HER

SIX HOURS OF SOLITUDE

IN THE WOODS FEELING

PRETTY CONFIDENT.

I'M NOT SCARED.

SIX HOURS OUT HERE IS NOTHING.

(CHATTERING)

AHH!

TRENT: THERE'S ENOUGH

AIR FOR AN HOUR.

YOU ONLY NEED TO DO 5 MINUTES.

AS LONG AS WE DECIDE

TO DIG YOU UP.

NOT FUNNY, CHRIS.

SHEESH!

TAKE A PILL.

I'LL BE LISTENING

THE WHOLE TIME.

JUST YELL FOR ME IF YOU PANIC,

AND I'LL DIG YOU RIGHT UP.

GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD.

D.J.: SNAKE!

SORRY FOR TRIPPING.

SNAKES JUST FREAK ME OUT.

HEY, YOU CAN DO THIS, BUDDY.

AHH!

IT BLINKED.

IT MEANS SHE LIKES YOU.

IT'S THE SMALLEST

SNAKE EVER, D.J.

COME ON!

YEAH, BUT IT'S SLIMY

AND SCALY...SLITHERY.

WE NEED THIS POINT, D.J.

SUCK IT UP!

WHAT?

WE'RE HEADING BACK TO

LOSERVILLE, PEOPLE.

-YEAH, D.J.

-GO, D.J.

SEE?

FEAR IS ONLY IN THE MIND.

-YOU STILL ALIVE IN THERE?

ONLY 3 MORE MINUTES.

-GWEN: (ON WALKIE-TALKIE)

AND THEN YOU'LL DIG ME UP,

RIGHT?

DON'T WORRY.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

I PROMISE.

GWEN: I NEED SOME

KIND OF DISTRACTION.

TELL ME A STORY.

UM, WHY DO YOU

HATE MIMES SO MUCH?

(SIGHS) MY MOM TOOK ME TO THIS

CARNIVAL ONCE WHEN I WAS 4

SO I COULD SEE THE ELEPHANTS.

I WAS STOKED.

YEAH?

I WAS SO BUSY WATCHING THEM

THAT I LOST HER FOR A MINUTE.

I CALLED OUT,

BUT WHEN I TURNED,

ALL I COULD SEE WAS THIS

HORRIBLE WHITE FACE

WITH BLACK LIPS

PRETENDING TO BE ME.

I SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN,

BUT EVERY TIME I TURNED AROUND,

HE WAS THERE,

DOING THIS CREEPY

FAKE-RUN-AND-SCREAM ROUTINE.

AHH!

GWEN: (ON WALKIE-TALKIE)

TRENT?

JUST TALK TO HIM, BRO,

AND ASK HIM TO GO AWAY.

OKAY, THEN, WE'VE GOT

2 MINUTES BEFORE GWEN'S DONE.

CODY, YOU'RE UP.

HAVING TO DEFUSE

A TIME BOMB UNDER PRESSURE.

(TICKING)

(FLIES BUZZING)

ALL RIGHT, CODY.

THIS GARBAGE BOMB'S GOING

OFF IN EXACTLY 10 MINUTES.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

TO DEFUSE IT IS ON THESE

SCHEMATIC BLUEPRINTS.

WHAT? NO WAY!

I CAN'T DO THIS.

THEN I SUGGEST YOU

FIND A SAFE PLACE TO HIDE, BRO.

-LATER, DUDE.

-WAIT.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH?

NO WAY.

THAT'S A LIVE BOMB, DUDE!

AH!

THERE'S NO WALL THERE, MAN.

STOP BEING CREEPY.

COURTNEY: WELL,

WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR PHOBIA?

UH, CE--CELINE DION

MUSIC-STORE STANDEES.

SHE'S PRETTY.

SHE'S NICE.

JUST ONE HUG AND YOU'RE DONE.

THAT--THAT LOOKS REALLY...

REAL, MAN.

DUDE, SHE'S MADE OF CARDBOARD!

GET IN THE GAME!

HEY.

IT'S OKAY IF YOU CAN'T DO IT.

(SIGHS)

FINE, I'LL TRY.

YOU CAN DO THIS.

OKAY. OKAY.

(CHEERING)

WHOO-HOO!

DUNCAN, YOU'RE AWESOME.

HAH, I DID IT!

WHOO-HOO.

YEAH, MAN.

WHOO-HOO!

HA HA HA!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, MIME?

CAN'T SWIM?

(INHALES DEEPLY)

STOP!

YOUR MAKEUP WILL RUN.

TAKE THAT,

YOU MAKEUP-WEARING FREAK!

NICELY PLAYED, TRENT.

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK

THINGS ARE GOING QUITE

SO SMOOTHLY

FOR OUR BUDDY GEOFF.

I'M SCARED OF HAIL.

IT'S SMALL BUT DEADLY, DUDE.

(SCREAMING)

LOOK.

THAT CLOUD IS FOLLOWING HIM.

AW, IT'S LIKE

HIS OWN BABY CLOUD.

I WANT ONE TOO.

HERE, CLOUDY-CLOUD!

AHH!

(BEEPING)

AHH!

CAN YOU MAKE THE CLOUD GO

LOWER AND PELT HIM HARDER?

YOU ARE ONE SICK DUDE...

BUT YEAH.

AHH! AHH! AHH!

AW, THAT'S AWESOME.

HEY, DO YOU EVER FEEL

LIKE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING?

SOMETIMES.

I USUALLY IGNORE IT

AND THE FEELING GOES AWAY.

WATCH THIS.

I'M GONNA BURY HIM IN HAIL.

BURY?

OH, CRAP!

GWEN!

OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

BRIDGE, YOU CAN DO THIS.

ONLY 4 HOURS

AND 15 MINUTES TO GO.

(CROW SQUAWKS)

OH, DON'T EVEN BOTHER

TRYING TO FREAK ME OUT,

PRODUCER PEOPLE.

(EXPLOSION)

WHAT WAS THAT?

IF I HAD TO GUESS,

I'D SAY CODY

JUST BLEW HIMSELF UP.

OOPS.

IS ANYONE HERE?

GIRLS?

LADIES?

ANYONE?

GWEN, YOU DID IT.

SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

IZZY: WE DID IT!

ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE TO THANK

THE PRODUCERS FOR MAKING ME

FACE MY FEAR.

I'M PROUD OF MYSELF.

THERE'S REALLY NOTHING

TO BE AFRAID OF.

(MOANING)

AHH!

WE DID IT.

WE MADE IT THROUGH

THE WHOLE DAY.

ARE YOU READY?

ONE, TWO, THREE.

BOTH: (GASP)

I TOTALLY FORGOT

HOW CUTE YOU ARE.

OH, MY GOSH.

YOU ARE, TOO.

ALL RIGHT, GANG,

WE'RE IN THE NINTH INNING.

TYLER, FOR YOUR CHALLENGE,

YOU NEED TO GET INTO THIS PEN

FOR 3 MINUTES

WITH THESE CHICKENS.

(CHEEPING)

YOU CAN DO IT, TYLER.

YEAH, UNLESS,

OF COURSE, YOU'RE CHICKEN.

I'M NOT SURE WE'RE GETTING

ANYWHERE ON THIS ONE.

TYLER,

THIS IS THE LAST CHALLENGE.

QUIT BEING SUCH A GIRL.

YOU HAVE TO DO THIS,

OR WE'RE GOING TO LOSE.

ACTUALLY, IF YOU DO THE MATH,

YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY WIN.

THE SCORE'S 7-3.

NOT NECESSARILY.

WE'VE GOT ONE MORE

CHALLENGE SET UP.

WHO?

IT CAN'T BE ME.

BUT I DIDN'T--

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.

WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU

AND YOUR REACTIONS.

NO!

I MEAN...NO, THANKS.

I'M GOOD.

I JUST DON'T LIKE

GREEN JELLY, OKAY?

I KNEW IT.

DIDN'T I TELL, YOU GUYS,

THEY WERE EAVESDROPPING?

OH, WHO CARES?

IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE

A DIFFERENCE.

LET'S MAKE THIS

INTERESTING THEN.

I'LL GIVE YOU TRIPLE POINTS

IF YOU CAN COMPLETE IT.

YOU'RE AFRAID OF JELLY?

SHUT UP!

ONLY THE GREEN KIND.

IT'S LIKE SUGARY, JIGGLY SNOT.

YOU CAN FACE YOUR FEAR

AND DIVE STRAIGHT INTO THIS POOL

OF JELLY OR LET YOUR TEAM

LOSE YET ANOTHER CHALLENGE.

THIS IS INSANE.

I COULD SERIOUSLY

DIE DOING THIS.

OH. THAT IS JUST CRUEL.

IT'S PROBABLY WARM BY NOW.

WARM GREEN JELLY.

SNOTTY, BOUNCY, UGH!

YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO MAKE ME QUIT.

THAT'S IT.

KEEP CLIMBING!

BRIDGETTE: SHE'S JUST

TRYING TO PSYCH YOU OUT!

LIKE YOU SAID, COURTNEY,

IT'S OKAY IF YOU CAN'T DO IT.

IT IS?

BUT WE'LL LOSE.

OOH!

I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M COMING DOWN!

(CHEERING)

THEN, THERE YOU HAVE IT.

THE GOPHERS WIN INVINCIBILITY

THIS WEEK...

AGAIN.

I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

HOW COULD I BE SO WEAK?

I DESERVE TO GO HOME.

-(FLIES BUZZING)

-UGH! OKAY, STOP IT!

YOU'RE PATHETIC!

SHOW SOME CONFIDENCE,

COURTNEY.

HA-HA!

YOU'RE RIGHT, GWEN.

IT IS WARM.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO MARSHMALLOWS

LEFT ON THIS PLATE.

THE THREE OF YOU DID NOT

COMPLETE YOUR CHALLENGES TODAY.

ONE OF YOU IS GOING HOME

TONIGHT AND CANNOT RETURN...

EVER.

THE NEXT NAME

I'M GONNA CALL...

IS...

BRIDGETTE.

THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW

OF THE NIGHT GOES TO...

COURTNEY.

YOU'LL GET THAT CHICKEN

NEXT TIME, DUDE.

LOOKS LIKE A NEW "PECKING ORDER"

HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED HERE.

IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN CRY FOUL.

TIME FOR TYLER TO

"FLY THE COOP."

HE WON'T BE

"FLYING HIGH" TONIGHT.

OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH.

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

(SCREAMS)

AH, I'LL NEVER FORGET OUR TIME

TOGETHER, TAYLOR--

UH, TYLER...BYE!