Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 1, Episode 6 - The Sucky Outdoors - full transcript

An overnight camping trip into the woods brings out the crazy in Izzy.

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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

A TALENT CONTEST BROUGHT OUT

THE WORST IN OUR CAMPERS.

IT WAS AWESOME.

THE KILLER BASS STRUGGLED

TO FIND ANY TALENT

ON THEIR TEAM.

AND BRIDGETTE'S CLUMSINESS

PRETTY MUCH KNOCKED OUT THEIR

BEST PROSPECT...COURTNEY.



GWEN STOOD UP TO HEATHER.

SO HEATHER SWORE TO MAKE

GWEN'S LIFE MISERABLE

BY STEALING HER DIARY.

THEN SHE READ IT IN FRONT

OF THE ENTIRE VIEWING WORLD,

REVEALING THAT GWEN

HAS A SECRET CRUSH

ON SOMEONE AT CAMP.

THEN HEATHER MANAGED

TO SAVE HER BUTT BY CONVINCING

THE REST OF THE TEAM

TO VOTE OFF

JUSTIN "MCGORGEOUSNESS."



WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ONE

TO WALK OFF THIS CRAPPY DOCK?

FIND OUT TONIGHT IN THE MOST

DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY

EVER ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND .

CAMPERS, TODAY'S CHALLENGE

WILL TEST YOUR

OUTDOOR-SURVIVAL SKILLS.

I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU,

SOME OF YOU MAY NOT

COME BACK ALIVE.

ALL: (GASP)

JUST JOKING.

(LAUGHS)

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SPEND

ONE NIGHT IN THE WOODS.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS AT YOUR

TEAM'S CAMPSITE IN THE FOREST.

YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT.

OH...AND WATCH OUT FOR BEARS,

LOST A COUPLE OF INTERNS

IN PREPRODUCTION.

FIRST TEAM BACK FOR BREAKFAST

WINS INVINCIBILITY.

(AIR HORN BLOWING)

WELL, OFF YOU GO.

DID HE SAY THERE

ARE BEARS UP IN HERE?

I HAD A LITTLE ENCOUNTER

WITH A BEAR ONCE.

LET'S JUST SAY HIS HEAD LOOKS

REAL NICE UP ON MY MANTEL.

OH, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW A BEAR

EATING OUR GARBAGE.

HE HAD OLD SPAGHETTI NOODLES

HANGING FROM HIS

BIG, HUGE TEETH, AND IT LOOKED

LIKE BLOOD AND GUTS.

IT WAS SO GROSS.

AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS EATING

THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT SIMBA.

BUT IT TURNED OUT

HE WAS JUST LOST FOR A WEEK.

UH, YOU DIDN'T EAT

SPAGHETTI, DID YOU?

GOOD.

LET'S GO!

(GULPS)

HEY, GWEN, WAIT UP.

CAN I WALK WITH YOU?

NO.

HEY, IF THIS IS ABOUT

THAT WHOLE DIARY THING?

SADIE, LOOK, BLUEBERRIES.

(GASPS)

I LOVE, LOVE,

LOVE BLUEBERRIES!

OH, MY GOSH, ME TOO.

SADIE AND I ARE B.F.F.F.L.S.

BEST FEMALE FRIENDS FOR LIFE.

WE EVEN GOT

THE CHICKENPOX TOGETHER.

OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS SO FUN.

IT WAS SO NICE

TO HAVE SOMEONE

TO SCRATCH

ALL YOUR LITTLE SCABS.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

UGH!

SHE IS SO THE

NEXT ONE TO LEAVE.

-WHO?

-WHO DO YOU THINK?

SHE DUMPED HAROLD'S RED ANT FARM

INTO MY BED.

YEAH, BUT YOU DID READ HER DIARY

OUT LOUD TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.

ALL: (GASP)

SO?

SO...THAT WAS PRETTY HARSH.

SHE IS GOING DOWN.

OKAY,

THOSE WERE SO YUMMY.

CAN YOU BELIEVE

HOW YUMMY THOSE WERE?

THEY WERE SO YUMMY.

KATIE, WHERE'S

THE REST OF THE TEAM?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY MUST BE NEARBY.

KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU?

KILLER BASS!

(GASPS)

THIS IS JUST LIKE

WHEN WE WERE 7

AND WE LOST OUR MOMS

AT THE MALL.

AND YOU STARTED TO CRY,

AND THE SECURITY GUARDS

HAD TO LIKE PAGE OUR MOMS,

AND THEY WERE SO MAD.

OH, MY GOSH,

LIKE, TAKE A PILL.

WE'RE FINE.

KILLER BASS,

WHERE ARE YOU?!

UH... (LAUGHS)

THERE'S NO FOOD HERE.

THIS IS A SURVIVAL TASK.

LOOK AT THE INSTRUCTIONS.

I WONDER IF THERE ARE ANY

BEARS AROUND TODAY.

WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF WE MADE

SOME BEAR SOUNDS

AND THEN THEY CAME?

THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.

(GROWLS) I'M A BEAR!

HEATHER: WILL YOU

PLEASE SHUT UP?

I'M TRYING TO READ HERE.

IT SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED

TO FIND OUR OWN FOOD.

(SCOFFS)

I STILL DON'T SEE IT.

I THINK THEY MEAN

IN THE WOODS.

I'LL GO.

I'M GOOD AT FINDING FOOD.

WELL, AT LEAST THIS WILL BE

A GOOD WEEK FOR MY DIET.

YOU DON'T KNOW

WHERE WE ARE, DO YOU?

YES.

OKAY, NO.

BUT IT'S SO NOT MY FAULT.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT

ALL TREES LOOK THE SAME?

OOH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO YOU.

WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK

I'M SMART ENOUGH TO FIND THEM?

WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY

THE BEST WITH, LIKE, DIRECTIONS.

YUH-HUH, I AM.

NUH-UH.

APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT,

BECAUSE WE'RE L-O-S-T, LOST!

I AM SO HUNGRY.

(GROANS) I THINK MY STOMACH

ATE MY STOMACH.

YO! WHO ORDERED

THE PEPPERONI...EXTRA CHEESE?

IT'S FOR THE CAMERA CREW,

OVER HERE.

NO WAY.

I AM MAN!

I BRING FISH!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

TRENT: AW, MAN,

YOU'RE AWESOME.

OH, I LOVE FISH!

I LOVE FISH!

(GASPS)

I--I GUESS WE

SHOULD COOK IT FIRST, HUH?

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FISH?

MY GRANDPA TAUGHT ME.

I CAUGHT A SHARK ONCE.

IT BIT ME IN THE BUTT.

CHECK IT OUT!

OH, MY EYES!

MY EYES!

THAT IS SO AWESOME!

SADIE: WELL, AT LEAST

I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

YOU--YOU...

HAVE TO WALK, GIRL.

NOW WHO'S SMARTER?

SADIE: TRIP TO THE BEACH

LAST YEAR, RING A BELL?

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE BRINGING THAT UP.

I DID HAVE A TOTALLY FETCH

BIKINI ON THAT DAY, THOUGH.

YOU DROVE MY MOM'S

CAR INTO A SNACK SHACK.

IT WAS TOTALLY

IN MY BLIND SPOT.

WHATEVER,

IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,

YOU'D BE RIDING

THE BUS TO THE MALL.

WELL, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME,

YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIND

YOUR WAY TO THE MALL!

OH, I KNOW MY WAY TO THE MALL!

SADIE: YOU LEAN ON ME.

IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE

ON THIS SHOW.

KATIE: (GASPS)

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT

BECAUSE I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU.

(SADIE GASPS)

I KNEW YOU THOUGHT THAT!

IT'S TRUE.

EVERYBODY THINKS SO.

SADIE'S, LIKE,

THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW.

AH! WELL, YOU'RE

THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW.

WE ARE REALLY PRETTY,

AREN'T WE?

DON'T YOU LOVE THAT WE CAN

SAY THAT TO EACH OTHER

AND NOT SOUND

TOTALLY CONCEITED?

I LOVE THAT ABOUT US.

(GASPS) ME TOO!

THAT'S IT.

WHEN WE GET BACK TO CAMP,

WE ARE SO SPLITTING UP AS

B.F.F.F.L.S!

FINE!

SADIE: DOUBLE FINE!

WOW, YOU PITCH

A TENT LIKE A GUY.

(CRICKETS CHIRP)

WOW, YOU PITCH

A TENT LIKE A GUY?

(FLY BUZZES)

I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT ALL GIRLY

ABOUT GETTING DIRTY AND STUFF.

GEE. THANKS.

WHAT'S FOR DINNER, WOMAN?

I'M STARVING.

I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME

TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE.

GEOFF: HEY, GUYS,

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

(COUGHS)

WELL, I NEVER HAD

RABBIT STEW BEFORE,

BUT WHAT THE HECK,

I'M GAME.

(SIGHS)

THIS IS MY NEW PET.

I'M CALLING HIM "BUNNY."

YOU COULDN'T FIND ANY FOOD?

THEN IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE EATING

GRUBS AND BERRIES FOR DINNER.

HAS ANYONE SEEN TWEEDLE-DUM

AND TWEEDLE-IDIOT?

SADIE: KATIE, LOOK,

A TREE WITH A FORK IN IT.

THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

NO.

IT'S NOT GOOD.

IT'S THE SAME TREE

WE SAW 2 HOURS AGO.

WE JUST WALKED

IN A GIGANTIC CIRCLE.

(OWL HOOTING)

(SCREAMING)

WE'LL BE SAFE HERE

UNTIL MORNING.

(BAT SCREECHING)

(SCREAMING)

WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE.

WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE.

OKAY, FIRE'S HOT,

FISH ARE GRILLING,

TENT IS TENTING.

NICE GOING, MAN,

FISH LOOKS AWESOME.

THANKS, MAN.

I OWE IT ALL TO GRANDPA.

SO YOU AND YOUR GRANDPA

REALLY FOUGHT A BEAR ONCE?

HECK, YES.

IT WAS THE SCARIEST DAY

OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(GASPS)

WE WERE OUT IN THE WOODS WHEN

WE CAME UPON THE GREAT BEAST.

I TELL YOU, HE WAS 10 FEET

HIGH IF HE WAS A FOOT!

AND THEN HE ROARED

HIS TERRIBLE ROAR!

(OWEN ROARS)

WE GRABBED OUR SHOTGUN.

WE KNEW IT WAS EITHER

HIM OR US.

IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL,

JUST THE LAW OF THE WILD.

AND THEN, BAM!

ONE SHOT WAS ALL IT TOOK

TO FELL THE GREAT BEAST.

WE TOOK HIS BLOOD AND MARKED

OURSELVES TO HONOR HIM.

IT WAS A GOOD DEATH.

COURTNEY: YEAH, RIGHT.

THERE'S NO WAY YOU TOOK

DOWN A 10-FOOT BEAR.

HEY, HAS ANYONE

SEEN CRAZY GIRL?

I THINK SHE HAD TO PEE.

THAT WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO.

IZZY!

IZZY!

IZZY THE GOPHER,

WHERE ARE YOU?!

(RUSTLING)

(LAUGHS) GOOD.

I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU

THERE FOR A MINUTE, MAN.

(BEAR GROWLS)

GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA!

AAH!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

WE'RE GONNA GET EATEN

ALIVE BY A BEAR!

OH, THE HORROR!

SOMEBODY HELP US.

I WANT MY MOMMY!

(BEAR GROWLS)

THE TREES!

CLIMB INTO THE TREES!

(OWL HOOTS)

(BRIDGETTE GASPS)

BE COOL, IT'S JUST AN OWL.

SORRY.

I JUST GET REALLY

FREAKED OUT IN THE FOREST.

THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS REALLY

SCARY STORY I HEARD ONCE.

AWESOME. TELL IT, MAN.

ARE YOU SURE?

BECAUSE THE STORY I'M THINKING

OF IS PRETTY HARD-CORE.

(SARCASTICALLY) OOH!

WE'RE SO SCARED.

ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T SAY

I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

ONE NIGHT,

A LOT LIKE THIS ONE.

SO SUDDENLY, THEY--

THEY HEARD THIS TAP, TAP,

TAPPING ON THE SIDE

OF THE CAR.

THE GIRLS STARTED TO FREAK OUT,

AND BY THIS TIME,

EVEN THE GUY

WAS GETTING A BIT SCARED.

SO HE TURNED THE CAR ON,

AND HE STEPPED ON IT.

WHEN THEY GOT BACK

TO THE GIRL'S HOUSE,

SHE OPENED THE DOOR

AND SCREAMED, BECAUSE THERE,

HANGING FROM THE DOOR HANDLE...

WAS THE BLOODY HOOK!

THEY SAY THAT THIS

KILLER IS STILL ALIVE,

WANDERING THESE VERY WOODS.

HE COULD BE JUST ABOUT

ANYWHERE, REALLY.

MAYBE EVEN RIGHT HERE!

ALL: (SCREAMING)

(EVIL CACKLING)

COURTNEY: DUNCAN!

THAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY!

OH, YES, IT WAS.

I JUST WISH IT

WAS ALL ON CAMERA.

OH, WAIT, IT IS.

YOU ARE SO VILE.

DO YOUR PARENTS EVEN LIKE YOU?

I DON'T KNOW,

JUMPY MCCHICKEN.

I HAVEN'T ASKED THEM LATELY.

(HOWLING)

(COURTNEY GASPS)

(GROWLS)

SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

IT WAS YOUR IDEA

TO CLIMB THE TREES.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK

THE BEAR-HUNTING EXPERT?

HEY, OWEN, WHAT NOW?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

DUDE, YOU SAID

YOU KILLED A BEAR.

I WAS BEING THEATRICAL.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

IF YOU HADN'T BEEN

GROWLING LIKE THAT,

WE NEVER WOULD'VE

ATTRACTED HIM TO OUR SITE.

EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING!

(CRYING)

HEY, HEY, HEY,

EASE UP ON THE GUY.

HE DID BRING US

ALL THAT FISH.

(SNIFFS, GROWLS)

HEY!

LAY OFF OUR FISH!

IT'S PROBABLY

ALREADY EATEN, IZZY.

THEN IT SHOULDN'T

BE HUNGRY ANYMORE.

WHAT?

THIS IS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

SHE SHOULD'VE JUST PEED

IN HER PANTS, LIKE CODY.

(WOOD CREAKING)

(SCREAMS)

(GROWLS)

(ALL GASP)

DEAR, ABBY,

SHE'S GOING TO DIE!

(GROWLS)

UH, NICE BEAR.

AAH!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

RUN!

LESHAWNA, GET OUT!

(CHUCKLES)

HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

UH, DID THAT BEAR JUST

ASK ME A QUESTION?

(GASP)

OH, MY GOODNESS!

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!

OKAY, I'M SO

CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU?

SOME KIND OF WEIRDO?

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

(LAUGHS)

OKAY, OKAY, THAT WAS SO FUNNY.

LIKE, "OH, IT'S A BEAR!

OH, NO, AND, LIKE, WE'RE

ALL GONNA DIE NOW!

HELP! HELP!" (LAUGHS)

AND I'M LIKE, "RRR!

I'M GONNA EAT YOU,"

LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT.

THERE'S NO WAY, OKAY?

(LAUGHS)

(HOWLING)

WHAT'S WRONG?

GOT TO GO PEE?

LIKE CRAZY, BUT I'M TOO

SCARED TO LEAVE THE TENT.

YEAH, ME TOO.

(GASPS)

(ALL GASP)

ROCKIN' THE FISH STICKS!

NICE.

(RUSTLING)

(BEAR GROWLS)

WOW. (LAUGHS)

THAT COSTUME IS REALLY GOOD.

I MEAN,

I THOUGHT MINE WAS GOOD

BUT THIS ONE

IS LIKE REALLY GOOD.

IT'S PROBABLY CHRIS

TRYING TO MESS WITH US.

YEAH, NICE TRY, MAN.

WE KNOW YOU'RE

NOT A BEAR, DUDE.

(GROWLS)

UH, I DON'T KNOW, OWEN.

THIS ONE LOOKS KIND OF REAL.

CHRIS DID SAY

THERE WERE BEARS.

(LAUGHS)

OH, COME ON, GUYS.

THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SEE

IF THEY CAN PUNK US TWICE.

THIS IS NOT A REAL BEAR.

AND I'M GOING TO

PROVE IT TO YOU.

WOW.

THAT DOES LOOK KIND OF REAL.

(GROWLS)

YEAH.

THAT'S A REAL BEAR.

AAH!

(ALL SCREAM)

GREAT.

THAT'S JUST GREAT,

BRIDGETTE.

NOW WE HAVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP!

YO, DRAMA QUEEN, RELAX.

-IT'S COOL.

-COOL?

IT'S COOL?

THINGS COULD NOT

POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

(SCREAMS)

WELL, I THINK IT'S SAFE,

GUYS.

THE BEAR'S GONE.

AND...THE MAP.

HEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW

RACCOONS SLEEP IN TREES,

BECAUSE I'M SO STIFF.

THEY MUST BE REALLY LIMBER.

YOU KNOW WHAT, CRAZY GIRL?

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR

ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU

OR THE BEAR HUNTER HERE.

IF YOU TWO HADN'T BEEN ACTING

LIKE BEAR BAIT ALL NIGHT,

WE COULD HAVE ACTUALLY

SLEPT IN OUR TENT.

(BIRD CHIRPS)

ALL: SHUT UP!

(GROANS)

IS IT MORNING YET?

I THINK THAT WAS THE WORSE NIGHT

OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE NIGHT

I WENT OUT WITH THAT GUY

WITH THE MANKY BAD BREATH,

'CAUSE HE ATE THOSE SAUSAGES

AT THAT PLACE.

WHAT?

(GROWLS)

(BOTH SCREAM)

(COURTNEY SIGHS)

MORNING, SUNSHINE.

OH, MY GOSH!

EW!

YOU WERE CUDDLING ME.

I WAS CALMLY LYING ON MY BACK

AND TRYING TO CATCH A FEW Z'S.

YOU WERE SNUGGLING UP TO ME.

YOU ARE SUCH AN OGRE.

I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE.

UGH!

OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY

FOR THE RECORD THAT

I WAS TOTALLY ASLEEP

AND THEREFORE UNCONSCIOUS

AT THE TIME

OF THE "ALLEGED CUDDLING"

WITH SAID NEANDERTHAL.

SO ESSENTIALLY,

IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.

WE'RE THE FIRST ONES BACK!

OH, NO!

THEY BEAT US HERE.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

AH-AH-AH,

NOT SO FAST, GOPHERINOS.

IT SEEMS THAT THE KILLER BASS

ARE MISSING A FEW FISH.

OH, YOU MEAN, KATIE AND SADIE?

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY GOT

EATEN BY WOLVES LAST NIGHT.

DARN SHAME.

(KATIE AND SADIE PANTING)

WE MADE IT.

WE'RE SAFE!

OH, MY GOSH, GUYS,

WE GOT TOTALLY LOST

AND THEN GOT IN THIS

MASSIVE FIGHT.

AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE BEAR,

AND HE WAS ALL, "RAWR!

YOU'RE IN MY CRIB,

SO GET OUT!"

AND WE HAD TO RUN,

AND IT WAS, LIKE, SO SCARY.

OH, SADIE, I'M SO SORRY

I SAID I WAS PRETTIER THAN YOU.

AND I'M SO SORRY I BROUGHT UP

THE SNACK SHACK.

AND I'M SORRY I SAID

YOUR BUTT WAS TOO BIG

TO FIT IN THE BUS SEATS.

YOU DID?

UMM...WELL,

NOT TO YOUR FACE.

OH, WHO CARES?

WE'RE SAFE.

AND YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,

AND I LOVE YOU.

OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO.

(CLEARS THROAT)

ARE YOU TWO FINISHED

YOUR LITTLE LOVE FEST?

GOOD.

BECAUSE THANKS TO YOU,

WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE!

ALL RIGHT, KILLER BASS,

ONE OF YOUR FISHY BUTTS

IS GOING HOME.

GOPHERS, YOU'RE GOING

ON AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP

TO THE TUCK SHOP!

(CASH REGISTER RINGS)

(CHEERING)

(ALL GASP)

OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS SO GOOD!

I NEVER THOUGHT CHIPS

COULD TASTE SO GOOD!

I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.

THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY GROSS.

AH, THAT'S BETTER.

WHOO!

THE SCREAMING GOPHERS RULE!

HEY, GIVE ME SOME

OF THOSE CHOCODILES.

CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL

CAST YOUR VOTES.

THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT

RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW

MUST IMMEDIATELY HIT

THE DOCK OF SHAME,

GRAB THE BOAT OF LOSERS,

AND GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE.

AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK.

EVER...

NOW, I CAN SEE YOU'RE

ALL TIRED, SO TONIGHT,

I'LL JUST THROW THEM TO YOU.

SAVVY?

COURTNEY.

DUNCAN.

BRIDGETTE.

D.J.

HAROLD.

GEOFF.

TYLER.

LADIES.

THIS IS THE FINAL

MARSHMALLOW OF THE EVENING.

SADIE.

NO!

WHY KATIE?

WHY HER?

IT'S SO UNFAIR.

I SO CAN'T DO THIS!

I'VE NEVER BEEN

ANYWHERE WITHOUT KATIE.

WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER

OR I'LL TOTALLY DIE!

SADIE, LISTEN TO ME.

YOU CAN DO THIS.

YOU ARE STRONG

AND BEAUTIFUL AND, LIKE,

MAYBE EVEN SMARTER THAN ME.

AND PLUS, YOU'RE, LIKE,

THE FUNNIEST GIRL I KNOW.

YOU HAVE TO DO IT

FOR BOTH OF US.

(SOBS)

I MISS YOU ALREADY!

I MISS YOU MORE!

NO, I MISS YOU MORE!

NO WAY!

I TOTALLY MISS YOU MORE!

I MISS YOU INFINITELY MORE!

BYE!

WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT

I'M SORRY I SCARED YOU.

I WAS NOT SCARED.

IT WAS COMPLETELY

CIRCUMSTANTIAL.

AND THERE IS NO SUCH

THING AS A HOOK MAN.

YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY

RIGHT OR ARE YOU?

(COURTNEY SCREAMS)

UGH! I HATE YOU!

SHE SO DOESN'T HATE ME.

AGH!