Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 1, Episode 3 - The Big Sleep - full transcript

The campers face off in an epic 'awake-a-thon'.

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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

22 CAMPERS ARRIVED AND LEARNED

THAT THEY'LL BE SPENDING

THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS

AT A CRUSTY OLD SUMMER CAMP.

THE CAMPERS WERE FACED

WITH THEIR FIRST CHALLENGE,

JUMPING OFF A CLIFF

INTO SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.

AND WHILE MOST CAMPERS



TOOK THE PLUNGE,

A FEW WERE FORCED TO WEAR

THE DREADED CHICKEN HAT.

AT THE CAMPFIRE CEREMONY,

IT ALL CAME DOWN

TO TWO CAMPERS.

COURTNEY HAS EXPERIENCE

AS A C.I.T. IN SUMMER CAMP

BUT REFUSED TO JUMP,

AND EZEKIEL MANAGED

TO TICK OFF EVERY FEMALE

CONTESTANT AT THE CAMP

WITH HIS SEXIST COMMENTS

ABOUT WOMEN.



IN THE END, THE FIRST CAMPER

VOTED OFF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

WAS EZEKIEL,

PROVING THAT HOME SCHOOLING

AND REALITY T.V.

DON'T REALLY MIX.

WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF

THIS WEEK IN THE MOST DRAMATIC

CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET?

FIND OUT TONIGHT ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

(AIR HORN BLOWING)

OW!

IT'S 7:00 IN THE MORNING.

DO I LOOK LIKE

A FARMER TO YOU?

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)

(GROWLING)

MORNING!

HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL.

HI, CHRIS.

YOU LOOK REALLY BUFF

IN THOSE SHORTS.

I KNOW.

OKAY, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY

BECAUSE YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE

BEGINS IN EXACTLY ONE MINUTE.

OH, EXCUSE ME.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S

ENOUGH TIME TO EAT BREAKFAST.

OH, YOU'LL GET

BREAKFAST, OWEN,

RIGHT AFTER YOU COMPLETE

YOUR 20 KILOMETER RUN

AROUND THE LAKE.

OH, SO YOU'RE FUNNY NOW.

YOU KNOW, WHAT I THINK

WOULD BE FUNNY--

EVA, TRY TO CONTROL

YOUR TEMPER.

YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS,

AREN'T YOU?

A LITTLE.

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.

OKAY, THAT GIRL EVA HAS GOT

TO GET A HANDLE ON HER TEMPER.

SHE'S ONLY BEEN HERE ONE DAY

AND SHE'S ALREADY THROWN HER

SUITCASE OUT A WINDOW

AND BROKEN THE LOCK

ON ONE OF THE BATHROOM DOORS.

OKAY, RUNNERS!

ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER?

DON'T WALK BESIDE ME.

DO YOU MIND?

I DON'T RUN.

AND I DEFINITELY DON'T RUN

IN HIGH-HEEL WEDGES.

CAN'T...CATCH...

BREATH...MUST...

HAVE...CONDITION.

YEAH, IT'S CALLED OVEREATING.

-LOOK INTO IT.

-WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

YOU SKINNY, ANNOYING...

OOH,

I'M TOO TIRED FOR INSULTS.

PICK IT UP, PEOPLE!

IF YOU'RE NOT BACK

BY DINNERTIME, YOU DON'T EAT!

UGH. I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

CLEAR A TABLE, STAT!

OH, WE MADE IT.

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE.

I THINK I'M HAVING

HEART PALPITATIONS.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

IF THEY LOST, THAT MEANS

WE WON THE CHALLENGE.

(CHEERING)

WHOA, THERE!

HOLD YOUR HORSES, GUYS.

THAT WASN'T THE CHALLENGE.

WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?

WHO'S HUNGRY?

AFTER A WHOLE WEEK

OF BROWN SLUDGE,

I ALMOST CRIED

WHEN I SAW THAT BUFFET.

AND THEN I SAW IT,

THE BUFFET TABLE.

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

THERE WAS TURKEY

AND NANAIMO BARS

AND BAKED BEANS

IN MAPLE SYRUP.

COULD I HAVE A MINUTE?

(CRYING)

(ALL GROANING)

OKAY, CAMPERS!

TIME FOR PART TWO

OF YOUR CHALLENGE.

I THOUGHT EATING

WAS THE SECOND PART.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US?

WEIRD GOTH GIRL IS RIGHT.

HAVEN'T WE BEEN

THROUGH ENOUGH?

UM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.

NO! IT'S TIME

FOR THE AWAKE-A-THON!

THE WHAT-A-THON?

DON'T WORRY,

THIS IS AN EASY ONE.

THE TEAM WITH THE LAST CAMPER

STANDING WINS INVINCIBILITY.

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

IS THE 20K RUN

AND THE TURKEY-EATING FRENZY

WERE PART OF YOUR EVIL PLAN

TO MAKE IT HARDER

FOR US TO STAY AWAKE?

THAT'S RIGHT, GWEN.

MAN, HE'S GOOD.

MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

SO HOW LONG DO YOU THINK

IT'LL BE BEFORE

EVERYONE'S OUT COLD?

ABOUT AN HOUR, GIVE OR TAKE.

MAYBE LESS.

(VULTURES SCREAMING)

CHRIS: WE ARE NOW 12 HOURS

IN WITH ALL 21 CAMPERS

STILL WIDE AWAKE.

WOO-HOO!

STAY AWAKE FOR 12 HOURS?

I CAN DO THAT IN MY SLEEP.

WOO-HOO!

THE AWAKE-A-THON WAS DEFINITELY

THE MOST BRUTAL THING

I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.

(YAWNING)

THIS IS THE MOST BORING THING

I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.

(YAWNING)

COULD BE WAY WORSE.

OH, YEAH? HOW?

I COULD BE STUCK HERE

WITHOUT YOU TO TALK TO.

SO, MY STRATEGY IS TO GET

TWO OTHER CAMPERS

TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH ME

AND TAKE TO THE FINAL THREE.

THE ONLY QUESTION IS,

WHO CAN I FIND THAT IS EITHER

DESPERATE OR DUMB ENOUGH

TO DO WHATEVER I SAY?

GWEN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TRYING TO GET THE BLOOD

TO RUSH TO MY HEAD.

I THINK IT'S WORKING.

CAN I TRY?

SURE.

PERFECT. LINDSAY, BETH,

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?

SURE.

OKAY, I HAVE A PLAN TO GET ME

AND TWO OTHER PEOPLE

INTO THE FINAL THREE,

AND I CHOSE YOU GUYS.

REALLY?

YOU SHOULD KNOW

THAT THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL.

I AM PLACING MY TRUST IN YOU,

AND TRUST IS A TWO-WAY STREET.

SO YOU'LL DO

EVERYTHING I SAY, THEN?

SURE.

EEE! WE'RE GOING

TO THE FINAL THREE!

LINDSAY: EEE!

OH, MY GOSH!

HEATHER'S TAKING ME

TO THE FINAL THREE!

I'M GOING TO THE FINAL THREE!

I WONDER

WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN?

SPEAKING OF ALLIANCES,

YOU KNOW WHO I THINK

IS REALLY CUTE?

OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.

YOU CAN'T DATE HIM.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE HE'S ON THE OTHER TEAM.

UH-HUH...

YOU CAN'T INTER-TEAM DATE.

IT'S, LIKE, AGAINST

THE ALLIANCE RULES.

THERE ARE RULES?

REMEMBER WHAT I JUST SAID

ABOUT TRUST, LINDSAY?

OF COURSE, YOU CAN ALWAYS

LEAVE THE ALLIANCE.

IF YOU DO, THOUGH,

I CAN'T PROTECT YOU

FROM GETTING KICKED OFF.

NO, I WANT TO BE

IN THE ALLIANCE.

GOOD. THEN IT'S SETTLED.

HEATHER SAID

I COULDN'T DATE HIM.

SHE NEVER SAID

I COULDN'T LIKE HIM.

I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

ISN'T THAT EVA'S MP3 PLAYER?

YEP.

WELL, ISN'T SHE GONNA GET,

LIKE, REALLY MAD

WHEN SHE REALIZES IT'S GONE?

THAT'S EXACTLY

WHAT I'M COUNTING ON.

(ROARING)

(SCREAMING)

CHRIS: CONGRATULATIONS,

CAMPERS.

YOU'VE MADE IT

TO THE 24-HOUR MARK.

TIME TO TAKE

THINGS UP A NOTCH.

FAIRY TALES.

OH, HE'S NOT SERIOUS!

(GROWLING)

ONCE UPON A TIME,

THERE WAS INSIDE

THIS BORING KINGDOM...

(YAWNING)

CHRIS: A BORING VILLAGE.

AND INSIDE THIS BORING,

SLEEPY VILLAGE,

FILLED WITH VERY

BORING CHILDREN

WHO DID VERY BORING THINGS...

(FARTING)

HUH?

TIM-BER.

I FIGURED

THAT IF I KEPT MOVING,

I COULD OUTLAST ALL OF THEM.

I JUST HAD TO KEEP

MY EYE ON THE BALL.

(PANTING)

WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT

OUR STRATEGY.

HUH?

HEATHER: BETH?

OKAY, FAVORITE SONG?

SHE WOULD BE LOVED.

FAVORITE COLOR?

MIDNIGHT BLUE.

OOH, MYSTERIOUS.

I LIKE THAT.

DON'T FALL ASLEEP.

OKAY, QUICK,

FAVORITE MOVIE MOMENT?

YOU'RE GONNA THINK

IT'S CHEESY.

I PROMISE I WON'T.

OKAY, THE KISS AT THE END

OF THAT ROAD-TRIP MOVIE.

YOU KNOW THE ONE WITH

THE GUY AND THE THREE GIRLS?

I KNOW THE ONE.

(CHUCKLING)

YOU LIKE THAT MOVIE?

DID I MENTION THAT I ATE

THE ENTIRE DISH OF BAKED BEANS

AND MAPLE SYRUP?

FUNNY THING ABOUT BAKED BEANS,

THEY MAKE ME SLEEPWALK.

(SNORTING)

OH, COOL.

THEY EVEN FALL ASLEEP TOGETHER.

YOU STILL AWAKE?

YEAH.

IT'S WEIRD,

BUT I THINK I'M SO TIRED

I'M NOT TIRED ANYMORE.

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.

WHERE'S THE LITTLE DIPPER AGAIN?

SEE THE BIG DIPPER?

FOLLOW THE HANDLE

TO THAT BRIGHT STAR,

THE POLE STAR,

AND IT'S RIGHT THERE.

AAH, COOL.

(WATER SPLASHING)

GWEN: LOOK AT HIM.

HE'S LIKE A STATUE.

HE HASN'T MOVED

IN OVER 50 HOURS.

HELLO!

YIP, YIP, YIP, YIP!

AMAZING!

LOOK AT THE CONCENTRATION.

(GASPING)

HIS EYELIDS ARE PAINTED.

I SAW IT!

SHUT UP.

OH, I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.

THAT IS SO FREAKING COOL!

BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT, DUDE.

(SIGHING)

OH, GROSS, IT WORKS!

DUDE PEED HIS PANTS!

(GASPING)

(SCREAMING)

I'D KILL FOR A COFFEE RIGHT NOW.

WHAT IS THE MATTER

WITH YOU PEOPLE?

COME ON, FALL ASLEEP ALREADY.

YOU GOT TO HOOK ME UP, MAN.

I'LL EVEN EAT THE GRINDS.

ANYTHING.

ALL RIGHT,

YOU FIVE STAY WITH ME.

THE REST OF YOU GO AND GET

A SHOWER, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

YOU STINK!

I DIDN'T WANT IT

TO COME TO THIS.

I SAID THAT TO

CHEF HATCHET LAST NIGHT.

I SAID, "CHEF, I DON'T

WANT IT TO COME TO THIS."

BUT DARN IT, THESE CAMPERS

ARE TOUGH.

AND SO I'VE COME UP

WITH THE MOST BORING,

SLEEP-INDUCING ACTIVITY

I CAN FIND.

OH, COME ON.

WHAT NOW?

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

BRING IT ON.

THE HISTORY OF CANADA.

A POP-UP BOOK.

CHAPTER ONE.

THE BEAVER, NATIONAL SYMBOL

AND A "DAM" FINE HAT.

(GROANING)

STINK!

WHICH, OF COURSE,

WAS THE PRECURSOR

FOR THE DISCUSSIONS LEADING

TO THE WAR OF 1812.

TRENT.

(SLOW MOTION SCREAM) NO-O-O-!

DON'T LEAVE ME.

TIME FOR A BATHROOM BREAK.

ANY TAKERS?

I'VE HELD IT THIS LONG,

SWEETHEART.

I CAN GO ALL DAY.

YEAH, BUT CAN YOU HOLD IT

FOR ANOTHER 10 CHAPTERS?

YOU'VE GOT 5 MINUTES,

LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND

A LITTLE COMPANY.

FINE, BUT STAY OUT

OF THE STALL.

(SIGHING)

CHRIS: DUNCAN,

YOU IN THERE, MAN?

(FLIES BUZZING)

AND WE HAVE NEWS.

IT LOOKS LIKE DUNCAN'S

TAKEN A DIVE ON THE CAN,

WHICH MEANS THE OFFICIAL

WINNER OF THE AWAKE-A-THON

IS...

GWEN!

THE SCREAMING GOPHERS WIN!

(EVA SCREAMING)

EVA: WHERE IS MY MP3 PLAYER?

ONE OF YOU MUST

HAVE STOLEN IT!

I NEED MY MUSIC!

NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE

UNTIL I GET MY MP3 PLAYER BACK.

OKAY, WHOEVER TOOK IT

BETTER GIVE IT UP NOW

BEFORE SHE DESTROYS

THE WHOLE CAMP.

HEY, GUYS.

WOW, THIS PLACE

IS A REAL MESS.

SOMEONE STOLE

EVA'S MP3 PLAYER.

YOU DON'T MEAN THIS, DO YOU?

I WAS WONDERING

WHO IT BELONGED TO.

I FOUND IT BY THE CAMPFIRE PIT.

YOU MUST HAVE DROPPED IT.

OH, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

SURE THING.

TURN A TEAM AGAINST

THEIR OWN MEMBERS?

EASIEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.

SO, SORRY ABOUT THAT

LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

GUESS NO ONE

STOLE IT AFTER ALL.

OKAY, MAYBE

I OVERREACTED A LITTLE.

(CHUCKLING)

YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES

AND MADE YOUR DECISION.

THERE ARE ONLY NINE

MARSHMALLOWS ON THIS PLATE.

WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,

COME UP AND CLAIM

YOUR MARSHMALLOW.

THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT

RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW

MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN

TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,

CATCH THE BOAT

OF LOSERS, AND LEAVE.

AND YOU CAN NEVER

COME BACK, EVER.

THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW

GOES TO DUNCAN.

BRIDGETTE.

COURTNEY.

KATIE AND SADIE.

BOTH: YAY!

TYLER.

DJ.

GEOFF.

CAMPERS,

THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW

OF THE EVENING.

HAROLD.

EVA,

THE DOCK OF SHAME AWAITS.

NICE. REALLY NICE.

WHO NEEDS THIS STUPID

T.V. SHOW, ANYWAY?

OW!

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S

SLEEP TONIGHT.

YOU'RE ALL SAFE.

SEE? I TOLD YOU.

YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE

A TOTAL RAGING PSYCHOPATH

AND THEN EXPECT PEOPLE

TO JUST FORGIVE YOU,

NO MATTER HOW TOUGH

AND STRONG AND FAST YOU ARE.

SHE'S NEVER GONNA HAVE A CAREER

IF SHE DOESN'T GET HER

ACT TOGETHER.

SO, EVA WAS ONE OF THEIR

STRONGEST PLAYERS,

AND NOW SHE'S GONE.

I AM SO RUNNING THIS GAME.

COURTNEY: BUH-BYE, EVA.

TOUCHY!

I GUESS MY TEMPER GOT

THE BETTER OF ME. AGAIN.

BUT WHATEVER, THEY JUST LOST

THEIR FIERCEST COMPETITOR.

I HOPE THEY REALIZE THAT.

TO THE KILLER BASS

AND TO NOT ENDING UP

HERE AGAIN NEXT WEEK.

(SNORING)

(SNIFFING)