Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 1, Episode 20 - Wawanakwa Gone Wild! - full transcript

The campers are challenged to become Game Wardens and bag a beast.

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LAST TIME ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

AN ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER

TERRORIZED OUR CAMPERS

WITH HIS

MEAT-MANGLING HOOK

AND MEGA-MURDEROUS

CHAINSAW.

THERE WAS A LARGE

AMOUNT OF SCREAMING,

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING



THE WHOLE THING WAS REALLY

JUST AN ELABORATE PUNK.

OOH-OOH-OOH.

I LOVE THIS PART.

DUNCAN WAS THE ONLY ONE

TO PSYCH OUT THE PSYCHO,

BUT ULTIMATE VICTORY

WENT TO GWEN,

WHO SOMEHOW ENDED UP

IN THE KITCHEN

WITH AN ACTUAL PSYCHO,

WHICH LEFT D.J.

THE CHICKEN-HEART TO FLOAT

THE LOSER BOAT HOME.



ONLY SEVEN CAMPERS REMAIN.

WHO WILL WIN?

WHO WILL LOSE?

OW!

WHO WILL NEED

A RABIES SHOT,

THANKS TO THIS

UNGRATEFUL LITTLE--

FIND OUT ON THIS EPISODE OF

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

WILDFLOWERS FOR A WILD

AND CRAZY GAL?

OH, YEAH?

AS IN THE KIND YOU ABANDON

AND LEAVE FOR DEAD

IN THE HANDS OF

A CHAINSAW-WIELDING

PSYCHO KILLER

WITH A HOOK?

ME? ABANDON YOU?

NEVER. NEVER EVER.

WASN'T THERE

JUST A 300-POUND

BAG OF JOY TALKING TO YOU?

I'M ONLY 296!

SOMEONE SET A TRAP...

OR TWO.

CHRIS: GOOD MORNING,

CAMPERS!

OR SHOULD I SAY TRAPPERS?

READY FOR

TODAY'S CHALLENGE?

EXCELLENT.

THEN LET'S CHAT ABOUT IT

OVER CHOW,

SHALL WE?

HE'S COMING BACK TO

UNTRAP US, RIGHT?

-(SIGHS)

-GOOD AIM.

PASTE?

CAMPERS, THERE ARE

ONLY SEVEN OF YOU LEFT ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

AFTER TONIGHT'S

DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY,

ONLY SIX OF YOU

WILL REMAIN.

WE'RE NEARING THE END, PEOPLE,

SO LOOK ALIVE.

WHAT ARE MY CHANCES

OF WINNING?

I'D SAY

THEY'RE PRETTY DARN GREAT

BECAUSE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T

VOTE FOR ME IS A DEAD MAN.

ARE YOU LISTENING OUT THERE,

ALL OF YOU

WHO HAVE BEEN KICKED OFF?

IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME,

I'LL FIND YOU.

I AM SO STOKED.

THE FINAL SEVEN AND I'M GOING

ALL THE WAY, DUDES.

WOO-HOO!

I THINK I GOT

A GOOD SHOT AT WINNING.

HECK, I WON STUDENT COUNCIL

PRESIDENT TWO YEARS RUNNING,

AND I DIDN'T EVEN

GIVE A SPEECH!

I CAN DO THIS, MAN.

WOO!

TODAY'S CHALLENGE

INVOLVES MAKING LIKE

OUR PROVINCE'S GREAT RANGERS

AND GAME WARDENS.

YOU'LL EACH HAVE 8 HOURS

TO TRAP AN ANIMAL.

GOT ONE.

A WILD ANIMAL,

WHICH YOU MUST BRING BACK

TO THE CAMPFIRE, UNHARMED.

RANGERS AND GAME WARDENS

OFTEN HAVE TO RELOCATE ANIMALS

FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

AND THE GOOD OF CAMPERS.

GIRL: OW! GET OFF!

FOR MY GOOD,

I MIGHT HAVE TO BARBECUE

MY ANIMAL.

I'M STARVING TO DEATH.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD

MENTION THAT, GWEN.

REWARD FOR WINNING

TODAY'S CHALLENGE

IS A MEAL OF ALL OF YOUR

FAVORITE FOODS.

I AM SO WINNING.

SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA

EAT THAT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE

I'M IN THE FINAL SEVEN.

CAN YOU IMAGINE ME,

WINNING?

HA-HA-HA-HO!

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

WOO-HOO-HOO!

EVERYONE ELSE HERE

TOTALLY DESERVES IT

MORE THAN I DO, THOUGH,

EXCEPT HEATHER.

SHE'S REALLY MEAN.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF HER,

THOUGH.

-HEATHER: OWEN?

-AAH!

(KNOCKING ON THE DOOR)

HEATHER: ARE YOU ALMOST

FINISHED IN THERE?

JUST ABOUT DONE.

(ANIMAL HOOTS)

EVERYONE,

CHOOSE AN ANIMAL

ASSIGNMENT.

CHIPMUNK.

FROG.

RACCOON.

DUCK.

BEAVER.

DEER. YES!

BAGGING A DOE.

BEAR?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

IT'S THE ONLY ANIMAL LEFT.

THESE DEGENERATES GET

CUTE LITTLE FROGGY

AND WEE BABY DUCKY

AND I'M SUPPOSED TO TRAP

A BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS?

YOU DO GET 60 SECONDS

IN THE BOATHOUSE

TO GATHER ANY EQUIPMENT

THAT MIGHT HELP.

UNLESS THERE'S

AN ANIMAL TRAINER

AND A ZEBRA CARCASS

IN THERE,

I DON'T THINK

IT'LL BE ADEQUATE.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I DON'T THINK

I'VE MENTIONED THE PENALTY YET.

HEATHER:

I DON'T CARE. I'LL TAKE IT.

LOSER CLEANS

THE COMMUNAL WASHROOMS.

SORRY.

I THINK I ATE TOO MUCH OF

THAT DELICIOUS PASTE.

(FARTS)

ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS.

YOU HAVE JUST ONE MINUTE

IN THE BOATHOUSE

TO GRAB YOUR

CRITTER-CATCHING GEAR.

UH, YOU'RE GONNA TRAP A RACCOON

WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER?

HEATHER: YOU MAY

WANT TO RETHINK THAT.

AH, THANKS FOR THE TIP.

AAH! OW!

I GOT PAPER TOWELS!

YEAH! WOO!

A BURLAP SACK?

YOU SHOULD PATENT THAT.

10 SECONDS REMAINING.

HA HA HA HA!

EXCUSE ME.

PARDON. COMING THROUGH.

IS THAT LEGAL?

CAN SHE JUST--

OH.

DUCK BAIT.

YEAH, THAT'LL WORK.

AAH!

I THINK

THERE'S STILL FISH IN HERE.

THE NET'S ALL YOURS.

AND P.S.,

IT'LL NEVER HOLD A BEAR.

I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I HAVE A CHANCE.

LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.

IF I DIDN'T THINK I COULD WIN,

DO YOU REALLY THINK

I WOULD BE IN THIS DUMP?

PUTTING UP

WITH THE REVOLTING FOOD,

GIANT BUGS,

AND CAMERAS IN YOUR FACE

ALL DAY IS ONE THING.

BUT HEATHER?

ONLY $100,000

COULD MAKE ME LIVE WITH HER.

I ASSUME

I'M THE FAVORITE TO WIN.

I MEAN, LOOK WHO'S LEFT.

WEIRD GOTH GIRL,

A CRIMINAL,

A FART MACHINE,

A PARTY DUDE,

A PSYCHO HOSE BEAST,

AND LESHAWNA.

AND THE ONLY THING

SHE HAS GOING FOR HER IS

THAT SHE HASN'T

MADE ANY ENEMIES.

WHOOP-DE-DO!

WE'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

WE ARE HERE TO WIN.

AND THAT IS EXACTLY

WHAT I PLAN ON DOING.

HEY, BUMPER THINGIES,

OLD SANDWICH,

A STICK, BIG, NASTY HOOK.

SCORE!

TRANQUILIZER GUN!

GUYS, LOOK!

COULD YOU PLEASE

AIM THE OTHER WAY?

EVERYBODY READY?

ALL: YES.

NO.

GAME ON.

SEE, NOW HEATHER--

SHE WAS MY COMPETITION.

AND AS MUCH AS

IT MADE ME WANT TO HURL,

I KNEW I HAD TO GET ON HER

GOOD SIDE.

YOU CAN BORROW MY CHAINSAW

AFTER I'M DONE.

GREAT.

THE BEAR CAN USE IT

TO SKIN ME ALIVE

AFTER HE'S FINISHED

MAULING ME.

THANKS.

WELL, I DID PICK SOMETHING UP

THAT MIGHT HELP YOU.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT

TO HELP ME?

BECAUSE IF YOU TEAM UP WITH ME,

I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE FINAL TWO.

NOT INTERESTED.

SUIT YOURSELF.

I USUALLY DO.

SHE'LL BE BACK.

JUST WAIT.

(BIRDS SCREECHING)

COME HERE, DUCKY, DUCKY.

LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

COME AND GET IT.

UH, LAST TIME I CHECKED,

DUCKS WADDLED.

THIS IS GONNA BE WAY

TOO EASY.

I THINK I GOT AS GOOD A SHOT

OF WINNING AS ANYONE ELSE,

AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING

STAND IN MY WAY, Y'ALL.

I'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP

WINNING INVINCIBILITY

SO THAT COW HEATHER

CAN'T VOTE ME OFF.

MANIPULATIVE PAIN

IN MY BUTT'S BEEN TRYING TO

GET RID OF ME FOR WEEKS.

(CROAKS)

YEAH.

FROGGY GONNA PAY.

AHEM. LOOK.

I'M NO BEAR WHISPERER,

BUT I'VE GOT SOME GARBAGE HERE.

SO JUST COME AND GET IT.

HELLO!

I DON'T HAVE ALL--

(GROWLS)

HEY, BUDDY.

HEY, LITTLE PAL.

COME ON.

LET'S GO FOR A WALK.

(CHITTERING)

OH, SO THAT'S

HOW IT'S GONNA BE.

I DIDN'T WANT IT

TO COME TO THIS BUT...

THAT'S MORE THAN

WHAT MEETS THE EYE.

BANZAI!

WHOOPS.

OH, MY GOSH,

I SHOULD TOTALLY WIN.

OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT TIME

I DRESSED UP AS A BEAR AND LIKE,

SCARED EVERYONE,

AND I WAS LIKE, "RRR."

AND THEY WERE LIKE,

"AAH! SAVE ME!"

WELL, IF SOMEONE ELSE

DRESSED UP AS A BEAR,

AND IT WASN'T ME,

I TOTALLY WOULDN'T HAVE

BEEN SCARED.

I WOULD HAVE KNOWN

WHICH MAKES ME

SMARTER THAN THEY ARE.

OH, DID I MENTION

I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 188?

BECAUSE I DO.

HEATHER, WAIT UP.

(QUACKING)

HMM!

I HATE THIS FREAKING SHOW.

AAH!

AAH!

OOH!

THE NATURALIST

IS AT ONE WITH THE WILD.

HE IS PART OF IT.

MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH HIS

FELLOW CREATURES CREATES PEACE,

CREATES BROTHERHOOD.

WE ARE ONE,

LITTLE FELLOW, YES.

WE ARE ONE.

AND YOU'RE THE ONLY THING

STANDING BETWEEN

ME AND VICTORY.

STILL, I LOVE YOU.

AAH!

THAT SMARTS!

AAH!

(WHINNIES)

WHOOPS.

A BEAR.

A BEAR?

I MEAN, HOW ON EARTH

AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH A BEAR?

GWEN: OPEN THE CAGE,

OPEN THE CAGE!

YES!

I WIN THE DINNER.

YES!

BRING ME DUCK SOUP,

PEKING DUCK,

DUCK A L'ORANGE,

CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.

NO, CHOCOLATE DUCK.

I WIN!

DUNCAN: OPEN THE CAGE!

(QUACKS)

(CHITTERS)

HA!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

GWEN WON ALREADY.

(LAUGHS) HEY, HOST MAN,

BRING ON THE CHOW.

CHRIS: DON'T FORGET.

LAST CAMPER TO CATCH THEIR

CRITTER CLEANS THE WASHROOM.

WELL, I'VE GOT

NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

I COULD HELP YOU

BAG A BEAR, DEER.

HE'S EVIL,

MANIPULATIVE, SKETCHY,

AND COMPLETELY

UNPREDICTABLE.

I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS.

AND SINCE I'M SERIOUSLY

IN THE MARKET

FOR A NEW ALLIANCE,

BRING ON MR. DELINQUENT.

OOH.

BEAVERS,

DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY.

YOU WOULDN'T

LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY.

(YELLS)

WHOOPS.

YEAH, GENIUS RUNS IN MY FAMILY,

AND PSYCHOTHERAPY.

ONCE AT MY FAMILY BARBECUE,

MY UNCLE CUT OFF HIS EAR

WITH A STEAK KNIFE

TO EMULATE VAN GOGH

BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE,

ALL ARTISTIC,

BUT HE CHICKENED OUT

AND ONLY CUT HALF OF IT OFF!

IT WAS JUST LIKE,

HANGING THERE!

IT WAS SO GROSS!

I SWEAR, I THINK SOME OF

IT ENDED UP IN MY SALAD.

(CROAK)

COME ON, FROGGY, IT'S GOUDA.

OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT

TRICKING ME, FROGGY.

I'M NOT COMING OVER THERE.

YOU WANT THIS CHEESE,

YOU ARE COMING OVER HERE.

OKAY, ONE MORE STEP.

BUT THAT'S IT.

UGH!

FROGGY, BE PLAYING

WITH THE WRONG SISTER!

THE NATURALIST WOULD LIKE

THE CHIPMUNK

TO LISTEN TO REASON.

THE NATURALIST

WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT

THAT WE'RE ALL ONE IN

THE EYES OF MOTHER NATURE.

ONE LOVE, CHIPPY.

OOH!

WORK WITH ME.

YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.

HERE.

NO, NO.

SEE, THE THING

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

IS I AGREE TO BE IN

AN ALLIANCE WITH YOU,

AND YOU HELP ME

CATCH THE BEAR.

WHAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IS

I WEAR A REINDEER COSTUME.

HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN?

ALSO, YOU DON'T ASK ME

A GAZILLION STUPID QUESTIONS.

YOU PUT THESE ON,

THE BEAR THINKS YOU'RE A DEER.

YOU RUN AWAY AND LEAD HIM

TOWARDS THE CAMPGROUND.

HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN?

I BET YOU'RE FASTER.

BUT WHAT I WILL

DO IS FOLLOW.

JUST GUIDE THE BEAR

INTO THE CAGE.

I BET MOST OF THE OTHER MORONS

HAVE ALREADY GOT THEIR

ANIMALS BACK TO CAMP.

YOU DON'T HAVE

A LOT OF TIME.

IT'S WHAT

THEY CALL A WIN-WIN.

SHE SUCCEEDS,

AND I HAVE AN ALLIANCE.

SHE LOSES,

AND SHE GETS EATEN BY A BEAR.

WOW, THAT ALL LOOKS GOOD!

GEOFF:

OPEN THE CAGE!

HEY, MAN, IMPRESSIVE.

AND NO RABIES.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS.

HUH, I GUESS

THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.

IZZY:

I GOT IT.

IT MAY HAVE BEEN A SLOW START,

BUT I FINALLY GOT IT.

IZZY'S A SHARPSHOOTER.

BANZAI.

YES. (LAUGHS)

(BEAR ROARS)

HAVE YOU SEEN HEATHER?

WHO?

ABOUT YAY TALL, LONG,

DARK HAIR, HOT,

WEARING DEER ANTLERS.

WHOOPS.

SO...WHAT ARE

YOU HAVING FIRST?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHERE TO START.

OWEN: WOO-HOO!

CHRIS, OPEN THE CAGE!

A NATURALIST

WILL NOT BE DEFEATED.

CLOSE THE CAGE!

YOU SURE?

CLOSE IT!

WHY, HELLO, DUCKY.

OH, AND WHAT A NICE,

LITTLE RACCOON YOU ARE,

NEXT TO THE SWEET BEAVERS.

OW!

I'M THE NATURALIST!

YOU, UH, SURE YOU DON'T

WANT TO GO TO THE INFIRMARY

TO GET YOUR BUTT DART REMOVED?

NOT UNTIL PSYCHO

HOSE BEAST GOES DOWN.

CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR

VOTES AND MADE YOUR DECISION.

WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,

COME UP AND CLAIM

YOUR MARSHMALLOW.

THE CAMPER

WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE

A MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT

MUST IMMEDIATELY

RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME

TO CATCH THE BOAT OF

LOSERS AND LEAVE.

THAT MEANS

YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST,

AND YOU CAN'T

COME BACK, EVER.

ONE THING I'LL BE HAPPY

TO NEVER SEE AGAIN?

CHEF'S FOOD.

DEFINITELY THE FOOD.

-THE FOOD.

-THAT IS THE RANKEST--

STINKIEST--

NASTIEST--

-GROSSEST--

-OLDEST--

MOLDIEST

-BLANDEST--

-BADDEST--

MOST DISGUSTING SLOP

I HAVE EVER HAD TO EAT.

OH, AND THE BATHROOMS?

DID YOU SEE THOSE STALLS?

I DON'T THINK THEY'VE

BEEN CLEANED IN--

35 YEARS!

WOW-WHEE, THEY STINK!

OH, AND I MEAN STINK.

THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW

GOES TO...

GEOFF.

OWEN.

LESHAWNA.

DUNCAN.

HEATHER.

ONE MARSHMALLOW,

TWO PLAYERS.

IZZY, GWEN, ONE OF YOU HAS

SPENT YOUR LAST NIGHT

ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

JUST GIVE IT

TO GWEN ALREADY.

EH.

OH, WE'VE ALL GOT

TO GO SOMETIME, RIGHT?

YOU COULD MAKE OUT

WITH ME FIRST,

IF THAT WOULD

CUSHION THE BLOW.

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT!

BEING THE LOSER,

YOU REALIZE

YOU STILL HAVE SOME

UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

DUNCAN,

I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES.

DUNCAN: AH,

THE SHOWER IS DISGUSTING.

LESHAWNA TOOK, LIKE,

THREE FROGGY MUD RINSES TODAY.

DON'T FORGET

TO SCRUB THE GROUT

WITH GWEN'S TOOTHBRUSH.

WHY DID LESHAWNA--

AAH.

WHAT HAPPENED

TO YOUR PARALYSIS?

IT'S COMING BACK SLOWLY,

LIKE THE MEMORIES OF YOU

GETTING ME SHOT,

SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER,

EVER BE ALLOWED TO FORGET.