Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 1, Episode 2 - Not So Happy Campers: Part 2 - full transcript

LAST TIME

ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

22 CAMPERS HAVE SIGNED UP

TO SPEND EIGHT WEEKS

RIGHT HERE AT THIS

CRUMMY OLD SUMMER CAMP,

THEN HAVE TO FACE THE JUDGMENT

OF THEIR FELLOW CAMPERS.

IT'S OUR FIRST CHALLENGE.

HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

GWEN: I DID NOT



SIGN UP FOR THIS.

CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,

I'M DOING FINE ♪

♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪

♪ YOU ASKED ME

WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪

♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER

IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE

TO THE SUN ♪

♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS

CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪

♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE



NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪

♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA

NA NANA NANA NA ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

(WHISTLING

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)

CHRIS: OKAY.

TODAY'S CHALLENGE

IS THREE-FOLD.

YOUR FIRST TASK

IS TO JUMP OFF THIS

1,000-FOOT-HIGH CLIFF

INTO THE LAKE.

PIECE OF CAKE.

CHRIS: IF YOU LOOK DOWN,

YOU WILL SEE TWO TARGET AREAS.

THE WIDER AREA REPRESENTS

THE PART OF THE LAKE

THAT WE HAVE STOCKED WITH

PSYCHOTIC...

MAN-EATING SHARKS.

INSIDE THAT AREA

IS A SAFE ZONE.

THAT'S YOUR TARGET AREA,

WHICH, WE'RE PRETTY SURE

IS SHARK FREE.

EXCUSE ME.

FOR EACH MEMBER

OF YOUR TEAM THAT JUMPS

AND ACTUALLY SURVIVES,

THERE WILL BE A CRATE

OF SUPPLIES WAITING BELOW.

INSIDE EACH CRATE

ARE SUPPLIES THAT YOU'LL NEED

FOR THE SECOND PART

OF THE CHALLENGE...

BUILDING A HOT TUB.

THE TEAM WITH THE BEST ONE

GETS TO HAVE A WICKED

HOT-TUB PARTY TONIGHT.

THE LOSERS WILL BE

SENDING SOMEONE HOME.

LET'S SEE, KILLER BASS,

YOU'RE UP FIRST.

OH, WOW.

SO, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?

HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT, GUYS.

I HEARD THAT THESE SHOWS

ALWAYS MAKE THE INTERNS

DO THE STUNT FIRST

TO MAKE SURE

IT'S SURVIVABLE.

WE NEED TO TEST

THE STUNTS FIRST.

YOU KNOW THAT.

DO I LOOK LIKE AN INTERN?

NO, BUT THE ONES WE HAD

ARE ALL IN THE HOSPITAL.

C'MON, JUST JUMP IT,

YOU BIG CHICKEN.

(CACKLES LIKE A CHICKEN)

I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH

FOR THIS, MAN.

(SCREAMING)

HEY, I MADE IT.

I MADE IT, MAN, UH.

SOMETHING JUST

BRUSHED UP BY MY FOOT.

HEY, CHRIS, MAN, SOMETHING

AIN'T RIGHT DOWN HERE.

(SCREAMING)

WELL, THAT SEEMS SAFE ENOUGH.

SO, WHO'S UP?

LADIES FIRST.

FINE, I'LL GO.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL,

JUST AN INSANE CLIFF DIVE

INTO A CIRCLE OF ANGRY SHARKS.

SHE DID IT. YEAH!

YEAH! I'M NEXT.

COWABUNGA!

OH!

OH!

OH, AH.

WHOO!

HOO, HOO, HOO!

LOOK OUT BELOW!

UNH-UNH.

NO WAY, MAN.

I'M NOT JUMPING.

-SCARED OF HEIGHTS?

-YEAH, EVER SINCE I WAS A KID.

THAT'S OKAY, BIG GUY.

UNFORTUNATELY, THAT ALSO

MAKES YOU A CHICKEN.

SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WEAR THIS

FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

AW, MAN.

FOR REAL?

BAWK BAWK BAWK!

THAT MEANS

THE CHICKEN PATH DOWN

IS THAT-A-WAY.

NEXT.

YEE-HAW!

(ALL CHEER)

YES.

(SCREAMS)

AHH!

OH, HATE TO SEE THAT HAPPEN.

EXCUSE ME, CHRIS.

I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION.

WHAT CONDITION?

A CONDITION THAT PREVENTS ME

FROM JUMPING OFF CLIFFS.

YOU CAN CHICKEN OUT

IF YOU WANT,

BUT IT MIGHT END UP

COSTING YOUR TEAM THE WIN.

AND THEN THEY'LL HATE YOU.

IT'S A CALCULATED RISK.

I'VE SEEN THE OTHER TEAM,

AND I DON'T THINK

NINE OF THEM WILL JUMP.

ALL RIGHT, HERE IS

YOUR CHICKEN HAT.

SO LET'S TALLY UP

THE RESULTS.

HOLD ON.

THAT'S EIGHT JUMPERS

AND TWO CHICKENS.

WE'RE MISSING ONE.

I'M NOT JUMPING

WITHOUT KATIE!

WE HAVE TO BE

ON THE SAME TEAM, CHRIS.

BOTH: PLEASE!

BOTH: PLEASE! CAN WE?

CAN WE, CHRIS?

BOTH: CAN WE? CAN WE?

I'LL SWITCH PLACES WITH HER.

ALL RIGHT, FINE,

YOU'RE BOTH

ON THE KILLER BASS NOW.

IZZY, YOU'RE

ON THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.

BOTH: YES!

THAT MEANS YOU'RE UP, GIRLS.

BOTH: WE'RE COMING,

KILLER BASS!

(SCREAMING)

OKAY, SO THAT'S NINE JUMPERS

AND TWO CHICKENS.

SCREAMING GOPHERS,

IF YOU CAN BEAT THAT

WE'LL THROW IN A PULL CART

TO PUT YOU CRATES ON.

NICE.

OKAY, GUYS WHO'S UP FIRST?

I'M SORRY, THERE'S NO WAY

I'M DOING THIS.

WHY NOT?

UH, HELLO, NATIONAL TV.,

I'LL GET MY HAIR WET.

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

IF SHE'S NOT DOING IT,

I'M NOT DOING IT.

OH YOU'RE DOING IT.

SAYS, WHO?

SAYS ME.

I'M NOT LOSING THIS CHALLENGE

'CAUSE YOU GOT YOUR HAIR DAY,

YOU SPOILED

LITTLE DADDY'S GIRL.

BACK OFF, GHETTO-GLAMOUR,

TOO-TIGHT-PANTS-WEARING,

RAP-STAR WANNABE.

MALL-SHOPPING,

PONYTAIL-WEARING,

TEEN-GIRL-READING,

PEEKING IN HIGH SCHOOL

PROM QUEEN!

WELL, AT LEAST I'M POPULAR.

YOU'RE JUMPING!

MAKE ME!

(SCREAMING)

LESHAWNA, YOU ARE SO DEAD.

HEY, I THREW YOU INTO

THE SAFE ZONE, DIDN'T I?

NOW I JUST HOPE

I CAN HIT IT, TOO.

(SCREAMING)

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING

TO BE A TALENT CONTEST.

(LAUGHS) YEAH.

(LAUGHS) NO.

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHING ECSTATICALLY)

-LOOK OUT!

-PADDLE!

I--I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M TOO SCARED.

I'M SORRY.

(BOTH CACKLE LIKE CHICKENS)

THAT IS, LIKE,

SO LAME, RIGHT?

FULLY LAME.

LET'S DO THIS.

YEAH!

WHOO!

OKAY, CAMPERS,

THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT.

YOU GUYS NEED THIS JUMP

FOR THE WIN.

NO PRESSURE, DUDE.

OKAY, THERE'S PRESSURE.

YOU'RE GOING TO WIN.

GO, OWEN.

DO IT, OWEN, JUST, JUMP,

JUST DO IT, OWEN, DO IT.

OH, I WAS PRETTY DARN NERVOUS.

SEE, THE THING IS,

I'M NOT THAT STRONG A SWIMMER.

I'M LOOKING AT THIS GUY

AND THINKING,

"THERE'S NO WAY

HE'S GONNA MAKE IT."

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT,

"IF HE JUMPS THIS...

HE'S GONNA DIE."

TAKE A GOOD RUN AT IT, BUDDY.

YOU CAN DO THIS.

I'M GOING TO DIE NOW.

I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE NOW.

COME ON, BIG GUY.

YEAH!

OH, CRAP.

(SCREAMS)

YES! YEAH! OH, YEAH!

WHO'S THE MAN?

WOO-HOO-HOO!

YES.

THE WINNERS,

THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!

TRENT: THAT WAS

AWESOME, DUDE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I THINK

I LOST MY BATHING SUIT.

(CHATTERING)

OH, NOW I DON'T

WANNA SEE THAT.

♪ 49 BOTTLES

OF POP ON THE WALL ♪

♪ 49 BOTTLES OF POP ♪

♪ IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES

SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪

♪ 48 BOTTLES OF POP

ON THE WALL ♪

OW!

I THINK I JUST

GOT A SPLINTER.

SHUT UP AND PICK UP

YOUR CRATE...

CHICKEN.

HEY I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH

C.I.T. CAMPING EXPERIENCE HERE,

YOU NEED ME.

♪ 32 BOTTLES OF POP

ON THE WALL ♪

♪ 32 BOTTLES OF POP ♪

♪ IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES

SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪

UGH, I'VE GOTTA TAKE A WIZ.

HURRY UP.

WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND.

OOH, I HAVE TO GO, TOO.

YOU DO?

OH, MY GOSH, ME, TOO.

OW.

I THINK SOMETHING

JUST BIT ME.

♪ SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪

♪ 28 BOTTLES OF POP

ON THE WALL ♪

HEY, LOOK,

THERE IS THE CAMP GROUND.

THAT WAS PRETTY EASY.

I'M PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.

ALL BETTER?

YEP.

CAN WE GO NOW?

I THINK MY EYE

IS SWELLING UP.

EW, SOMETHING'S ITCHING ME.

ARE YOU ITCHY, TOO?

TOTALLY ITCHY.

REALLY BAD.

REMEMBER, YOU GUYS

CAN ONLY USE YOUR TEETH

TO OPEN THE CRATES.

I CAME UP WITH THAT ONE.

(GROWLING)

HEY, I THINK I GOT IT OPEN.

OW, OW,

ROPE BURN ON MY TONGUE.

OOH, IT'S REALLY

ITCHING NOW.

MINE FELLS LIKE

IT'S BURNING.

OKAY, I HAVE TO SCRATCH.

YOU GUYS ARE WAY BEHIND

THE OTHER TEAM.

LIKE, WAY BEHIND.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

COURTNEY:

THEIR BUTTS ARE ITCHY.

OH, MY BOXERS, THAT'S BAD.

DID YOU GUYS SQUAT DOWN

WHEN YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

YEAH.

DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE

WHAT KIND OF PLANTS

YOU WERE SQUATTING OVER?

THEY WERE KIND OF OVAL SHAPED

AND GREEN

AND ALL OVER THE PLACE.

WERE THEY LOW TO THE GROUND,

ABOUT THIS BIG?

YOU GUYS SQUATTED

ON POISON IVY.

-WHAT DO WE DO?

-OH, NO.

NO WAY.

THAT'S AWESOME.

BOTH: SOMEBODY, HELP US.

HEY, CHECK IT OUT,

I GOT WOOD.

I'VE GOT SOME TOOLS HERE

AND WHAT LOOKS

LIKE A POOL LINER.

I JUST WANTED TO SAY,

I DIDN'T MEAN BAD

ABOUT YOU BEING A GHETTO,

RAP-STAR WANNABE,

AND I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS.

THEY'RE SO PRETTY.

STRAIGHT UP?

WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT PUSHING

YOU OVER THE CLIFF AND ALL.

NO WORRIES.

I NEEDED A PUSH.

TRUCE?

YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT IT.

DID YOU MEAN ALL THAT STUFF

YOU SAID TO LEFONDA BACK THERE?

LESHAWNA.

HAH, NO.

SHE'S GOING DOWN.

AND P.S.

THOSE ARE THE UGLIEST EARRINGS

I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE.

OH.

SO IF YOU HATE HER

WHY WERE YOU BEING NICE TO HER.

YOU EVER SEEN

ONE OF THESE SHOWS BEFORE?

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE

AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER.

OH.

I'M YOUR FRIEND, RIGHT?

OH, YEAH, FOR NOW.

FINALLY.

HEY, WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

HEY, AREN'T YOU MISSING

A COUPLE OF WHITE GIRLS?

(SIGHING)

OOPS.

THEY'RE GETTING A DRINK.

YEAH, IF THEY DRINK

WITH THEIR BUTTS.

HA HA, THAT'S FUNNY.

OOH, WHAT HAPPENED

TO YOUR EYE, GIRL?

NOTHING, JUST AN ALLERGY.

THINK IT'S GETTING WORSE.

SHUT UP.

WE DON'T WANT THEM

TO KNOW THAT.

OKAY, DUDES,

IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

WE CAN DO THIS.

EW.

WHAT?

THAT'S REALLY GROSS.

OKAY LOOK, GUYS,

WE HAVE A HOT TUB

TO COMPLETE,

AND WE NEED

A PROJECT MANAGER,

SINCE I'VE ACTUALLY

BEEN A C.I.T. BEFORE,

I'M ELECTING MYSELF.

ANY OBJECTIONS?

WHERE DO WE BEGIN, CYCLOPS?

OPEN THE CRATES.

BRIDGETTE, GO FIND

THOSE ITCHY GIRLS.

WE NEED ALL THE HELP

WE CAN GET.

(BUBBLING)

THIS IS AN AWESOME HOT TUB.

-OH, YEAH.

-NICE.

(ALL GASP)

WELL, I THINK

WE HAVE A WINNER HERE...

THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.

(ALL CHEER)

GOPHERS, YOU'RE SAFE

FROM ELIMINATION

AND YOU GET TO ROCK

THIS AWESOME HOT TUB

FOR THE REST OF

THE SUMMER. BONUS!

(CHEERING)

KILLER BASS, WHAT CAN I SAY?

SUCKS TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW.

I'LL SEE YOUR SORRY BUTTS

AT THE BONFIRE TONIGHT.

WE WON!

WE ALL GET TO STAY HERE

FOR ANOTHER THREE DAYS!

ALL: OH, YEAH. WOO-HOO-HOO.

WOO-HOO!

HA HA HA.

YES!

WE GET TO STAY.

WE GET TO STAY,

WE ARE SO AWESOME.

WE WON THE CONTEST.

SO--UH--WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT

WHO WE'RE GONNA VOTE OFF.

WELL, I THINK

IT SHOULD BE PRINCESS

OR THE BRICK HOUSE HERE.

WHAT?

WHY?

BECAUSE, UNLESS

I'M MISTAKEN,

YOU TWO ARE THE ONLY ONES

HERE WEARING CHICKEN HATS

AND IF WE EVER

HAVE TO LIFT A TRUCK,

I LIKE OUR ODDS

WITH THE BIG GUY.

YOU GUYS NEED ME.

I'M THE ONLY ONE--

WE KNOW, WHO USED

TO BE A REAL C.I.T.

SO WHO WOULD YOU PICK?

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

NO!

I MEAN NO SALT,

THERE'S NO SALT

ON THE TABLE, BUMMER.

HEY, HEY, AT LEAST HE JUMPED

OFF THE CLIFF, CHICKEN WING.

SHUT UP.

OKAY, LET'S JUST CHILL OUT.

THIS IS GETTING

WAY TO HEAVY.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH

PRISON FOOD FOR ONE DAY.

I'M GONNA GO HAVE A NAP.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

WE HAVEN'T DECIDED

WHO'S GOING YET.

WELL, I JUST DON'T

GET WHY WE LOST, EH?

THEY'RE THE ONES

THAT HAVE SIX GIRLS.

(BOTH GASP)

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

YEAH, HOME SCHOOL,

ENLIGHTEN US.

WELL, GUYS ARE MUCH STRONGER

AND BETTER AT SPORTS

THAN GIRLS ARE.

OH SNAP,

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

MY DAD TOLD ME TO LOOK OUT

FOR THE GIRLS HERE, EH?

AND HELP THEM IN CASE

THEY CAN'T KEEP UP.

STILL THINK WE NEED

YOUR HELP KEEPING UP?

UH, NOT REALLY.

OKAY, GUYS,

LET'S GIVE HIM A BREAK.

I MEANT, AT LEAST

HE DOESN'T THINK THAT

GUYS ARE SMARTER THAN GIRLS.

BUT THEY ARE.

DUDE, YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN

ABOUT THE REAL WORLD.

KILLER BASS, AT CAMP

MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT

A TASTY TREAT THAT YOU ENJOY

ROASTING BY THE FIRE.

AT THIS CAMP

MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT LIFE.

YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES

AND MADE YOUR DECISION.

THERE ARE ONLY TEN

MARSHMALLOWS ON THIS PLATE.

WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME

COME UP

AND CLAIM YOUR MARSHMALLOW.

THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT

RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT

MUST IMMEDIATELY

RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME

TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS.

THAT MEANS

YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST

AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...

EVER.

THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW

GOES TO... GEOFF.

TYLER.

WOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH!

PLACE AT THE TABLE.

KATIE.

BRIDGETTE.

D.J.

HAROLD.

YES!

-SADIE.

-OH, YAY. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

DUNCAN.

CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL

MARSHMALLOW OF THE EVENING.

COURTNEY.

(SIGHS)

CAN'T SAY I'M SHOCKED.

I SAW YOU

PICKING YOUR NOSE, DUDE.

NOT COOL.

DOCK OF SHAME

IS THAT WAY, BRO.

THE REST OF YOU,

ENJOY YOUR MARSHMALLOWS.

YOU'RE ALL SAFE

FOR TONIGHT.

YEP, THIS CAMP PRETTY

MUCH STILL SUCKS.

BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE

I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL

ACTUALLY TRY TO WIN.

TO THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.

ALL:

TO THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.

WOO-HOO.

GO GOPHERS, GO GOPHERS.

ALL: GO GOPHERS, GO GOPHERS.

GO GOPHERS,

GO, GO, GO GOPHERS.

ARE YOU RECORDING THIS?

GOOD.

THEY CAN ENJOY THEIR

LITTLE PARTY ALL THEY WANT,

BUT I AM GONNA

WIN THIS COMPETITION

AND NO ONE IS GONNA STOP ME.