Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 1, Episode 16 - Search and Do Not Destroy - full transcript

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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

THE TEAMS WERE DISSOLVED,

LEAVING EACH AND EVERY CAMPER

TO LOOK OUT FOR NUMBER ONE.

AND JUST TO ADD A LITTLE

MORE DRAMA TO THE MIX,

IZZY AND EVA RETURN

FOR MORE FUN.

THE CAMPERS WERE MADE

TO SUFFER ALL MANNER OF ABUSE



IN THE "NO PAIN, NO GAME"

CHALLENGE.

IN AN ACT OF CHIVALRY,

GEOFF STEPPED UP

TO SAVE HIS GIRL

FROM THE PERILS

OF THE LEECH BARREL.

AND IN A DEFT DISPLAY

OF LOG ROLLING,

A GRISLY GOT A PIRANHA HAIRCUT

WINNING LESHAWNA INVINCIBILITY.

NOW THAT THE CAMPERS ARE FORCED

TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES,

WHO WILL BE SELFLESS,



WHO WILL BE SELFISH,

AND WHO WILL EAT SHELLFISH?

STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST

THRILLING EPISODE YET

ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,

I'M DOING FINE ♪

♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪

♪ YOU ASKED ME

WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪

♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER

IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE

TO THE SUN ♪

♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS

CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪

♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE

NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪

♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA

NA NANA NANA NA ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

(WHISTLING

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)

(YAWNS)

(YAWNS)

HEY, BEAUTIFUL,

WHAT YOU SKETCHING?

NOTHING.

I ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY

DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON TRENT.

I'M SO OVER IT.

I MEAN, COME ON,

SURE FOR A WEEK OR TWO

I WAS INTO HIM BUT, I MEAN--

ARR, MATEYS,

MEET ME AT THE AMPHITHEATER

IN FIVE MINUTES

AND I'LL TELL YOU

ABOUT TODAY'S CHALLENGE.

WELL, MY LITTLE,

SCALLYWAGS,

HAVE WE GOT AN ADVENTURE

IN STORE FOR YE?

WHAT'S UNDER THE SHEET?

ALL IN GOOD TIME,

LADDIE.

WHO HERE HAS A HANKERING

FOR A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED

TREASURE HUNT?

HMM.

NOW THIS TREASURE HUNT'S

GOT A TWIST, MATEYS.

WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING

FOR ISN'T HIDDEN,

AND ISN'T TREASURE.

IF THERE'S NO TREASURE,

THEN WHAT'S WITH THE EYE PATCH

AND THE PLASTIC PARROT?

ARR, SHIVER ME TIMBERS.

GOOD QUESTION, ME BOY.

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR KEYS

TO A TREASURE CHEST.

INSIDE EACH OF THESE CHESTS

IS A TREASURE

THAT WILL PAMPER YOU

LANDLUBBERS.

AND ONE OF THESE CHESTS

WILL EVEN GIVE YOU

INVINCIBILITY.

HA-HAR!

NOW COME ROUND AND PULL

A CLUE OUT OF THIS BUCKET

OR YOU'LL HAVE

TO WALK THE PLANK.

THESE CLUES WILL TELL YE,

WHERE YOUR KEY BE STOWED.

UH--BEAR?

I WAS HOPING YOU'D GET

THAT ONE, DUDE.

HA-HA,

CHEF'S FRIDGE, NICE.

I HEAR HE BRUSHES IT DAILY

FOR FINGERPRINTS.

THAT THERE IS THE SEPTIC TANK

FOR THE WASHROOMS.

ALL YOU SCALLYWAGS,

GO FIND YOUR KEYS

AND BRING THEM BACK

BY 6:00 P.M.

EASTERN STANDARD TIME

TO OPEN UP THE CHEST

AND GET YOUR LOOT.

FAIR THEE WELL,

YOUNG SCALLYWAGS.

NOW GET TO IT!

I DON'T KNOW WHO CAME UP

WITH THESE LAME-O CHALLENGES

AND, MEMO TO CHRIS,

THOSE PIRATES TIGHTS

DO NOT EXACTLY

FLATTER YOUR LEGS,

SAVVY?

WHOO-HOO! I AM ALL

ABOUT THE TREASURE HUNT.

YES!

THE BEARS ARE

A LITTLE CONCERNING,

BUT THERE'S TREASURE.

CHRIS: TRENT'S FIRST CHALLENGE

TO GRAB HIS KEY

FROM THE MAN-EATING,

SHARK-INFESTED LAKE.

THAT WAS WAY TOO EASY.

CHRIS: HEATHER MUST

RETRIEVE HER KEY

FROM INSIDE CHEF'S BANK VAULT

OF A FRIDGE

WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT.

ARE YOU OKAY?

UH, MY KEY

IS IN THAT SKUNK HOLE.

SKUNKS TOTALLY FREAK ME OUT.

LISTEN, I'VE ALREADY

GOT MY KEY.

LET ME HELP YOU OUT.

BUT THIS IS PRACTICALLY

IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU COULD JUST POUR WATER

DOWN THE HOLE

AND FLUSH 'EM OUT.

CAN SKUNKS SWIM?

TOTALLY.

COOL.

UGH.

(SNORING)

(FLIES BUZZING)

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

AAH!

HOW COME ALL THE OTHER KIDS

GET PONIES?

(SNORES)

(TRENT CHUCKLES)

THAT WAS MODERATELY COOL

OF TRENT

TO HELP ME

AVOID THE SKUNKS.

HE'S OKAY.

OKAY, HE'S MORE THAN OKAY.

HE'S SO INCREDIBLE,

BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE

I SAID THAT.

THE FACT THAT GWEN

IS SO SMART AND INDEPENDENT

COUPLED WITH THE FACT THAT

SHE'S INCREDIBLE TO LOOK AT,

IS JUST MAKING ME NUTS.

SHE ROCKS MY WORLD.

SO YEAH,

I'LL TAKE A SKUNK SHOT

FOR HER ANY DAY.

CHRIS: AW,

WHAT A TRUST BUILDING,

HEARTWARMING MOMENT.

DID I SEE TONGUE?

THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH.

EVERYONE KNOWS

THAT BOYFRIEND-GIRLFRIEND

IS JUST ANOTHER WAY

TO SAY ALLIANCE.

AND MY ALLIANCE IS GONNA BE

THE ONLY ALLIANCE

ON THIS ISLAND.

(PEEING)

CHRIS: DUNCAN'S

TOUGH EXTERIOR SEEMS

TO BE HELPING HIM

WITH HIS CHALLENGE.

BUT GOOD OLD D.J. SEEMS

A LITTLE OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.

MEANWHILE, BACK

IN THE COMMUNAL WASHROOMS

THINGS ARE STARTING

TO PILE UP.

(LINDSAY SCREAMING)

GOOD LUCK, LINDSAY!

(YAWNS)

OH CRAP, OH CRAP, OH, CRAP.

OH, CRAP.

HEY, LITTLE FELLA.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

AH, BOY,

YOU SURE ARE CUTE.

AND FEISTY, TOO.

THERE'S NO TIME

FOR THAT NOW.

WE NEED TO HAVE

AN ALLIANCE MEETING.

OKAY. LISTEN UP,

WE'VE GOT TO BREAK UP

TRENT AND GWEN.

HERE'S THE PLAN.

LINDSAY, I NEED YOU TO GO--

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

IZZY TRIED TO HELP--

BEE STINGING--TERROR,

LOST KEYS.

UH, YEAH.

NOW HERE'S THE PLAN.

FIRST I NEED YOU TO WRITE

A LETTER TO GWEN.

WHOA.

GWEN: I'LL BE BACK

IN A SECOND.

"MEET BY THE DOCK OF SHAME

AT 5:00

FOR A LITTLE SURPRISE,

LOVE, TRENT."

COOL.

(LINDSAY SCREAMS)

GEOFF: OH, FOR THE LOVE

OF ALL THAT'S GOOD,

SOMEONE TELL ME

WHERE THIS KEY IS!

OKAY, SO AFTER YOU LEAD

TRENT TO ME,

WATCH FOR GWEN,

THEN GIVE ME THE SIGNAL.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

WHERE IS SHE?

I KNEW

I COULDN'T COUNT ON HER.

UH, I JUST DON'T KNOW

WHAT'S UP WITH HEATHER.

(CRYING)

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO

TALK TO HER.

HEATHER, WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

NO, TELL ME.

WELL,

I DON'T WANNA SOUND

LIKE A SUCK OR ANYTHING

BUT GWEN'S JUST BEEN

SO MEAN TO ME

AND I JUST DON'T GET WHY.

I--I DON'T THINK

I CAN GO ON.

(PRETENDING TO CRY)

GWEN'S JUST KIND OF A HARD GIRL

TO GET TO KNOW, THAT'S ALL.

DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

I'M JUST SO SURPRISED

TO HEAR YOU SUPPORTING HER,

YOU KNOW?

AFTER ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS

THAT SHE SAYS

ABOUT YOU AND OOPS--

WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I--I FEEL TERRIBLE

TELLING YOU THIS.

I--I PROMISED

I WOULDN'T SAY A WORD

BUT...

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT GWEN

CONFIDED IN THE GIRLS LAST WEEK

THAT SHE REALLY

CAN'T STAND YOU

AND THINKS

YOU'RE A TOTAL CLICHE,

YOUR MUSIC SUCKS,

AND SHE'S ONLY

STRINGING YOU ALONG

TO GET FURTHER

IN THE GAME.

BUT I THOUGHT ME AND GWEN

HAD A REAL CONNECTION.

(GASPS)

(CALLING LIKE A BIRD)

GWEN IS JUST PLAYING YOU

FOR YOUR VOTE.

SHE'S PLAYED US ALL,

AND YOU'RE JUST SO NICE

THAT I CAN'T WATCH YOU FALL

FOR IT, ANYMORE.

WOW,

AND ALL THIS TIME

I THOUGHT SHE LIKED ME.

SHE REALLY SAID

MY MUSIC SUCKS?

(CALLING LIKE A BIRD)

MAYBE GWEN THINKS

YOUR MUSIC SUCKS,

BUT I THINK

YOU'RE REALLY TALENTED.

(CRYING)

(SCREAMING)

JERK!

USER!

I THOUGHT WE HAD--

SOMETHING REAL.

MAN, WAS I EVER WRONG.

OH, CRAP. OH, CRAP.

OH, CRAP.

OH, CRAP. OH, CRAP.

CRAP INFINITY.

(SOBBING)

WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

HOW DID YOU GET

ALL SCRATCHED UP LIKE THAT?

HA, YOU SHOULD SEE

THE CROCODILE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WHAT'S UP?

WELL, YOU SEE,

WHAT HAPPENED WAS--

HEATHER IS SO OFF THIS ISLAND.

WE NEED YOU

IN THE ALLIANCE

SO WE CAN

VOTE OFF HEATHER.

SHE'S PLAYING AROUND

WITH GWEN'S BOY TRENT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE TRENT

CHEATED ON GWEN.

AND WITH HEATHER?

WELL, THAT STINKS MAN.

WE NEED YOU IN THE ALLIANCE

SO WE CAN VOTE OFF HEATHER.

SHE'S PLAYING AROUND

WITH GWEN'S BOY TRENT.

(WHISPERING)

(SCREAMS)

(WHISPERING)

CHRIS: (ON LOUDSPEAKER)

ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS,

MEET ME AT THE CAMPFIRE

IN TEN

AND BRING YOUR KEYS.

I'VE DONE MY BIT.

I'VE TOLD EVERYONE WHO LISTENED

ABOUT THOSE TWO-TIMERS.

EITHER WAY,

ONE OF THEM IS HISTORY.

HEY, GUYS.

WHOA, WHAT STINKS?

IZZY, YOU'VE GOT A SNAKE

ON YOUR HEAD.

I KNOW BUT DON'T WORRY,

HE'S FRIENDLY.

(ALL GASP)

SEE? KISSES.

YAR, IT BE TIME

TO CLAIM YOUR TREASURE.

WHO'S FORTUNATE ENOUGH

TO BEAR A PRECIOUS KEY,

COME FORTH WITH IT.

IS THIS THE BEST

YOU CAN DO?

MY KEY WON'T OPEN

ANY CHESTS.

OH, YEAH, HA-HA,

I FORGOT TO MENTION

THAT SOME OF THE KEYS

DON'T OPEN UP ANY CHESTS.

OH, COME ON!

CAN YOU AT LEAST DO SOMETHING

ABOUT HIM?

OH,

THANKS.

OH, AND LOOK,

AN INVINCIBILITY PASS.

LUCKY ME.

WHAT THE--

GEOFF WILL BE ABLE TO COVER UP

THAT FOUL STENCH

WITH A CAN OF NEW

CLEAVER BODY SPRAY.

CLEAVER, IT CUTS

THROUGH THE STINK.

I JUST SNORKELED

IN A SEPTIC TANK

FOR COLOGNE? NICE.

CHRIS: I HOPE EVERYONE

GOT THE TREASURE

THEY WERE LOOKING FOR...

AND MORE.

BUT NOW IT'S TIME

TO DO YOUR DUTY

AND SEND ONE OF YOU

OFF THE ISLAND FOR GOOD.

SO CAST YOUR VOTES,

AND I'LL SEE YE

BUCCANEERS

BACK AT THE CAMPFIRE

AFTER SUNDOWN.

ARR, HA-ARR.

LOOKS LIKE

TRENT IS GOING DOWN.

TRENT.

YOU MESSED UP, DUDE.

YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE.

I REALLY FEEL LIKE I MADE

SUCH AWESOME FRIENDS HERE,

AND IT'S SO HARD FOR ME

TO VOTE ANYONE OFF.

(PEEING)

(GASPS)

I'M REALLY GETTING

INTO THIS GAME.

I CAN PLAY THESE LOSERS

LIKE A VIOLIN.

AND NOW THE MOMENT

WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.

MARSHMALLOW TIME!

YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE,

WHOEVER DOESN'T GET

A MARSHMALLOW,

IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU.

IZZY, GEOFF,

GWEN, LESHAWNA,

LINDSAY, BRIDGETTE,

D.J., DUNCAN, OWEN,

MARSHMALLOWS

FOR THE LOT OF YOU.

SORRY, DUDE,

YOU'RE OUT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

TAKE YOUR

TWO-TIMER WAYS

BACK TO WHERE

YOU CAME FROM.

WHAT?

BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING

ALONG SO WELL WITH EVERYBODY.

I GUESS YOU WERE WRONG.

YOU DON'T EVEN CARE,

DO YOU?

HEY, JUST PLAYING

THE GAME.

WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

YOU THINK I'M A CLICHE.

WHERE DID YOU GET

THAT FROM?

HER.

YOU KNOW, EVEN AFTER ALL THIS,

I STILL DIDN'T VOTE YOU OFF.

THEN HOW'D I GET THE BOOT?

MY BAD.

I JUMPED THE GUN

ON THAT ONE.

TOLD EVERYONE TO TURF

EITHER OR HEATHER.

BUT TONIGHT

I'M INVINCIBLE.

SO THAT LEAVES

POOR OLD TRENT HERE.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT PLAYED.

SORRY, HON.

-OH, NO.

-IT'S OKAY.

WHATEVER HAPPENED,

HAPPENED.

AT LEAST WE BOTH KNOW

THAT WE'RE STILL OKAY.

WE'RE STILL OKAY,

RIGHT?

YES.

I WANT YOU TO BE TOUGH

AND FIGHT TO THE END

FOR BOTH OF US.

I'LL BE WATCHING AND CHEERING

FOR YOU BACK HOME.

HEY, YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT

AT THE DOCK OF SHAME

AND A TICKET

FOR THE BOAT OF LOSERS.

LET'S GO.

LOVE TO STICK AROUND,

BUT IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,

AND I'M GONNA HIT THE SHOWERS.

GREAT WORK,

EVERYBODY.

(HEATHER HUMMING)

HEATHER: WHAT THE--EEW!

OH, AH, IS THIS SEWAGE?

STOP IT. STOP,

OW, NO!

(HEATHER SCREAMING)

HEATHER: STOP IT. STOP.

OH, OH, STOP, STOP IT.

NO!