Total Drama (2007–2014): Season 1, Episode 14 - Brunch of Disgustingness - full transcript

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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,

A NOTE FROM A SECRET ADMIRER

GOT GWEN AND BRIDGETTE

UP IN EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS.

D.J. ACCIDENTALLY

KNOCKED HIS BOY, TRENT,

OFF THE AIRPLANE,

SENDING HIM DEEP

INTO THE EARTH'S CRUST.

LESHAWNA SHOWED EVERYBODY



HOW TO HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE

ON THE MOOSE RIDE.

HAROLD SHOWED HIMSELF

TO BE AN ACE FLY CATCHER

UNTIL HE CAUGHT SIGHT

OF HEATHER'S UNMENTIONABLES,

CAUSING HIM TO CRASH HIS WAVE

RIGHT OFF THE ISLAND,

BUT NOT WITHOUT

A LITTLE CANOODLING TIME

WITH THE FAIR LESHAWNA.

AND NOW LET'S SEE

WHAT'S IN STORE FOR OUR CAMPERS

ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE



OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.

CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,

I'M DOING FINE ♪

♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪

♪ YOU ASKED ME

WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪

♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER

IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE

TO THE SUN ♪

♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS

'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪

♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE

NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪

♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪

♪ CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA

NA NANA NANA NA NA ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE,

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪

(WHISTLING

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)

WHAT?

NO BREAKFAST?

OH, DON'T WORRY, BRO.

THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF FOOD

LATER ON.

(BOTH LAUGH)

WHAT'RE YOU TWO BOZOS

SO GIGGLY ABOUT?

CONGRATULATIONS

TO THE REMAINING TEN CAMPERS

FOR REACHING THE HALFWAY MARK

IN THE COMPETITION.

YOU'LL ALL BE ON THE JURY

FOR THE FINAL EPISODE.

WE GOT THE POWER, YEAH.

THE TWO TEAMS WILL BECOME

ONE NEXT WEEK.

BUT FIRST,

ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE MOVED

TO THE GOPHER CABIN

AND ALL THE GUYS

WILL STAY IN THE BASS CABIN.

THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE

IS AS OLD AS HISTORY ITSELF.

A BATTLE OF THE SEXES.

AFTER EVERYONE IS SETTLED IN,

I'LL ANNOUNCE THE CHALLENGE

AND THEN,

YOU'LL HAVE A BITE TO EAT.

READY FOR A LITTLE GOOD NEWS?

THIS WEEK,

NO ONE WILL BE KICKED OFF.

OH, SWEET.

IT'S ALL FOR REWARD

AND IT'S A GOOD ONE.

OKAY, TIME TO RELOCATE.

LET'S MOVE.

(BOTH SNICKER)

WOW, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT

TODAY.

SO NATURAL.

THANKS. I--

HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF IT?

YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOUR SECRET.

OH.

IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.

WATCH IT WITH THIS ONE.

SHE'S TROUBLE.

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

IT WAS, LIKE,

REAL COOL WORKING WITH YOU.

YOU KNOW, TOGETHER, AS A TEAM.

YEAH, I'M GLAD

WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER

ON A DEEP LEVEL AND ALL.

YEAH.

-ME TOO.

-BECAUSE I--

-OH, SORRY, YOU GO.

-I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN

TO CUT YOU OFF.

BIG DAY AHEAD OF US.

I'LL MISS YOU.

HEY, DUDE,

WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS?

I WAS A BIT WORRIED ABOUT BEING

THE ONLY NEW GIRL ON THE TEAM,

THEN I FIGURED

IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

I DON'T BUY THAT HYPE ABOUT

HOW WELL GUYS GET ALONG

AND HOW CATTY GIRLS CAN BE.

NOBODY'S LEAVING

UNTIL I FIND OUT

WHO ATE MY PUDDING POCKETS.

I ATE THEM. SO WHAT?

WHOA.

POP THE BRAKES A MINUTE.

YOU'RE SO WHAT-ING ME?

THAT'S MY FOOD.

NO ONE TOUCHES MY FOOD.

WHATEVER.

DEAL WITH IT.

IT SERVES YOU RIGHT

FOR LEAVING YOUR JUNK

EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY THAT.

THAT IS BUGGING ME.

YEAH, IT'D BUG ME TOO

IF I DIDN'T HAVE

ANYTHING IN THE FRONT

OR IN THE BACK TO SHAKE.

YEAH?

WELL, YOU GOT SO MUCH JUNK

IN YOUR TRUNK,

YOUR JEANS SHOULD COME

WITH A TRASH COMPACTOR.

OOH.

YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

UH-OH.

BRIDGETTE,

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

COME IN, COME IN.

WELCOME TO OUR CABIN.

WE'RE LIKE A BIG FAMILY

IN HERE.

BIG AND DYSFUNCTIONAL.

ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST YELL.

THANKS FOR THE AWESOME WELCOME,

HEATHER.

WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN,

AS LONG AS YOU DO

EVERYTHING HEATHER SAYS.

OW!

(LAUGHS)

YEAH.

WE LOVE JOKING AROUND HERE

IN THE GIRLS' CABIN.

I MADE SURE YOUR BUNK

WAS NEXT TO MINE--

HEY!

THAT'S MY BED.

OW!

SO WE COULD TALK AND SHARE

AND REALLY GET TO KNOW

EACH OTHER.

OKAY, YEAH.

HEY, THANKS EVERYBODY.

I CAN'T WAIT

TO GET TO KNOW ALL OF--

OKAY.

PLENTY OF TIME TO CHAT LATER.

LET'S UNPACK.

THIS IS GREAT.

I BET WE'RE GETTING ALONG

WAY BETTER THAN THE GUYS.

(GUYS LAUGHING)

ROCK THAT SODA POP, BROTHER.

(BURP)

(HUGE BURP)

(CLEARS THROAT)

NICE ONE.

THAT GUY DESERVES

TO BE CAPTAIN.

SPEECH.

-SPEECH.

-WHOO! WHOO!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

(CLEARS THROAT)

I OWE IT ALL

TO MY BIG BRO BACK HOME

FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO PULL BACK

AND LET 'ER RIP.

(BURP)

-THOSE CHICKS ARE GOING DOWN.

-(ALL CHEER)

HEATHER: WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS.

NAIL POLISH, SCRUNCHIES,

EARRINGS,

JUST HELP YOURSELF.

WOW.

THANKS, HEATHER, BUT UM,

I LIKE TO KEEP IT NATURAL.

LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS,

A LADY CAN ALWAYS USE A LITTLE

BOOST IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT.

LESHAWNA: AND MY MOMMA

TOLD ME,

AIN'T NOTHING FREE

IN THIS WORLD.

WATCH WHAT YOU TAKE

FROM THIS GIRL, BRIDGETTE.

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

WE'RE A TEAM AND WE GOTTA

LIVE IN THE SAME CABIN,

SO THIS IS ALL OF OUR BUSINESS.

YEAH, WE'RE A TEAM.

WE SHOULD BE USING THIS

AS AN OPPORTUNITY

TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER

BETTER.

YOU WANNA PLAY THAT WAY?

FINE, BE ON THEIR SIDE.

THIS IS MY SIDE

AND THAT'S YOUR SIDE.

OKAY, I PROBABLY COULD HAVE

PLAYED THAT BETTER.

BUT LESHAWNA

SERIOUSLY CREASES ME.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU KEEP PUTTING DOWN THAT TAPE.

AND IF YOU CROSS IT,

I'LL SMACK YOU DOWN.

YOU CAN CHOOSE THE WEIRD GIRLS

IF YOU WANT.

BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,

ONCE YOU DO,

YOU'RE, LIKE, NOT ALLOWED

ON OUR SIDE.

RIGHT, LINDSAY?

HMPH.

I THOUGHT

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM.

YOU KNOW, UNITED, TOGETHER,

IN SOLIDARITY OR SOMETHING.

LET'S BUILD BRIDGES, NOT WALLS.

TAKE YOUR PICK.

YOU JUST DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE.

LET'S TRY TO GET ALONG, OKAY?

OTHERWISE THE GUYS

ARE GOING TO CREAM US.

DON'T YOU GET IT?

TOUGH ROOM.

IT'S TIME FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE.

-UH, WHERE'S BREAKFAST AT?

-(BOTH LAUGH)

STOP DOING THAT.

LET'S JUST TELL THEM.

TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS

"THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS."

YOU'LL BE GETTING

A NINE COURSE MEAL.

EACH MEMBER OF EACH TEAM

MUST FINISH EACH DISH.

YOU WILL NOT KNOW

IF THE NEXT DISH

IS GROSSER THAN THE LAST,

NOT AS GROSS OR JUST AS GROSS,

JUST THAT IT WILL LIKELY BE

GROSS.

TELL THEM WHAT THEY'LL GET

IF THEY WIN, CHRIS.

THE WINNING TEAM SPENDS TWO DAYS

AT A LOCAL FIVE-STAR RESORT

WHERE THEY'LL BE PAMPERED,

EAT GOURMET NOSH

AND BE GIVEN ANTIBIOTICS AGAINST

ANYTHING THEY MAY HAVE CAUGHT

WHILE PARTICIPATING

IN THIS CHALLENGE.

THE LOSING TEAM

WILL GO HUNGRY TONIGHT

AND SPEND

THE NEXT TWO DAYS HERE,

ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND...

WITH CHEF.

(ALL GASP)

WE ARE GOING

TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE.

I JUST HOPE WE WIN,

TO EASE SOME OF THE TENSION.

I MEAN, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE,

EXCEPT MEAT.

I CAN'T EAT MEAT.

(CLEARS THROAT)

TAKE A WHIFF BOYS,

(SNIFFS)

'CAUSE ALL I SMELL IS VICTORY

FOR ME AND MY GIRLS.

I'LL EAT ANYTHING.

EVEN MY GITCH IF I HAVE TO.

WILL I HAVE TO?

LET'S BEGIN THE CHALLENGE.

FIRST, SOME HORS D'OEUVRES.

ALL RIGHT, MEATBALLS.

BRING IT ON.

WELL, TECHNICALLY

YOU'RE RIGHT, OWEN,

BUT THESE ARE KINDA SPECIAL.

IT'S BEEF TESTICLE

BOURGUIGNON.

(CRIES)

TESTICLES?

ALL: UGH.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS

TO MY BOVINE BROTHER.

IT'S THE HARDEST THING

A MAN CAN DO.

JUDGING FROM THE WAY

THE GUYS WERE

REACTING TO THE,

UH, DISH, I KNEW

WE COULD WIN THE ROUND.

AH!

OH, OKAY.

GROSS ME RIGHT OUT THE DOOR,

BUT I COULD TOTALLY USE

A PEDICURE AT THAT RESORT.

MY CORNS ARE GROWING CORNS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

MMM.

YOU BIG BOYS CAN'T EAT

A LITTLE MEATBALL?

COME ON.

WE CAN'T LET THE GIRLS WIN.

OUR MANHOOD IS AT STAKE.

WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

WHY AREN'T YOU EATING?

I'M A VEGETARIAN.

IT'S AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES.

ARE YOU SABOTAGING

THE TEAM JUST TO SPITE ME?

I FELT SO BAD.

I HAD TO HELP HER.

IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.

SOMETIMES THEY CASTRATE

BULLS FOR, UH,

MEDICAL REASONS.

(SIGHS)

IT WAS SO SWEET OF HIM TO HELP.

I CAN'T DO IT.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE

THE GUYS LOST THIS ROUND.

THE FIRST CHALLENGE GOES

TO THE FEMALE CAMPERS.

(ALL CHEER)

THANKS FOR THE TALK, GEOFF.

UH, WHAT?

YOU'RE HELPING THEM, DORK?

YOU JUST COST US THIS ROUND.

YO, IT'S MY BUSINESS

WHO I TALK TO.

GIMME A BREAK, MAN.

WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN.

-YOU BLEW IT.

-COME ON.

-D.J. CHICKENED OUT.

-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

ARE WE HERE TO ARGUE

OR ARE WE HERE TO EAT A SERIES

OF REVOLTING MEALS?

-ALL RIGHT.

-FINE.

-SORRY, MAN.

-SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE

HOW QUICKLY THE GUYS MADE UP.

EVEN I LIKE TO HOLD A GRUDGE

FOR A GOOD SIX MINUTES.

SCORE NOW STANDS AT

ONE FOR THE GIRLS

AND ZERO FOR THE GUYS.

AND NOW THE NEXT COURSE IN

"THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS."

YOU GUYS LIKE PIZZA?

I COULD EAT PIZZA ANYTIME

WITH ANYTHING ON IT.

ANYTHING?

HOW ABOUT LIVE GRASSHOPPER

PIZZA WITH TANGY JELLYFISH SAUCE

AND LIVE ANCHOVIES?

I COULD EAT PIZZA ANYTIME

WITH ANYTHING ON IT.

HOW ABOUT LIVE GRASSHOPPER

PIZZA WITH TANGY JELLYFISH SAUCE

AND LIVE ANCHOVIES?

EW.

I HATE ANCHOVIES.

UGH.

MNH-MNH,

THAT IS STRAIGHT UP NASTY.

I AIN'T EATING THAT.

OH, YES, YOU ARE.

I AM NOT MISSING OUT

ON AN INDOOR HEATED POOL

-JUST BECAUSE

YOU CAN'T KEEP DOWN A FEW...

-(CHIRPS)

(SCREAMS)

GRASSHOPPERS.

OKAY, I CAN'T DO THIS.

I'M DIGESTING

A BULL'S PRECIOUS COJONES.

YOU'RE GONNA EAT.

FINE.

CAN I GET A LITTLE

PARMESAN ON THIS?

MMM.

DELICIOUS.

YOU'RE UP NEXT.

OKAY, SURE I'VE EATEN TUNA SALAD

SANDWICHES.

BUT I NEVER WORKED OUT

MY POSITION

ON EATING LIVE FISH.

BUT I HAD TO GET IN GOOD

WITH THE GROUP.

GO BRIDGETTE, GO BRIDGETTE.

RIGHT ON, GIRL.

WHOA, BIG GUY, NO TAKING SECONDS

UNTIL EVERYBODY'S HAD A SLICE.

THERE IS NO WAY

I'M EATING THAT.

IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD.

LINDSAY,

LINDSAY, LET'S TRY

A LITTLE YOGIC MEDITATION, OKAY?

FIRST, GET INTO LOTUS POSITION.

OM, OM, UMM.

NOW THAT'S WHAT

I'M TALKING ABOUT, TEAMWORK.

FLY ME SOME FINGERS.

I'VE GOT A WEAK STOMACH.

UH, BE RIGHT BACK.

(THROWS UP)

WHEN I WAS A KID,

MY PARENTS USED TO HOLD ME DOWN

AND FORCE FEED ME BROCCOLI.

THEY ONLY DID IT

BECAUSE BROCCOLI IS...

GOOD FOR YA.

I CAN DO THIS.

D.J., I NEED YOU TO HOLD ME DOWN

WHILE, GEOFF, YOU STUFF

THE SLICE IN MY MOUTH.

AND NO MATTER

HOW MUCH I SCREAM OR BEG,

YOU HAVE GOT TO FEED ME

THAT SLICE.

HUH.

SURE, I'M IN.

NO, STOP.

WAIT, IT WAS A JOKE.

I WAS KIDDING.

HA-HA, HA-HA, HA, HA.

I'M WARNING YOU,

MY DAD'S A LAWYER.

MOMMA?

IT WASN'T THAT BAD.

I WAS PLAYING IT UP

FOR THE CAMERAS,

YOU KNOW, TO BOOST RATINGS.

I DON'T REALLY MIND

BEEF TESTICLES

OR LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA

WITH A JELLYFISH--

(THROWING UP)

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I CAN'T BE DOING THIS.

LITTLE GRASSHOPPER MINDING

HIS OWN BUSINESS,

WHY WOULD I WANNA GO

AND BITE

HIS LITTLE HEAD OFF FOR?

THE WINNERS OF THIS ROUND

ARE THE GUYS.

(GUYS CHEER)

WHAT?

I WAS EXCITED

ABOUT THE NEXT DISH.

I MADE IT FROM SCRATCH.

ALL RIGHT.

WHO'S READY

FOR THE THIRD COURSE?

SPAGHETTI.

WELL, ACTUALLY, EARTHWORMS

COVERED IN SNAIL SLIME SAUCE

AND HAIRBALLS.

NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

AAH, AAH, AAH!

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOOD,

I'M GOOD.

I LOVE SPAGHETTI.

SPAGHETTI IS GOOD.

-OKAY.

-OM.

UGH.

(GAGS)

WHERE AM I?

DONE.

(BURPS)

AND ONCE AGAIN,

THE WINNERS ARE THE GUYS.

GUYS: YAHOO!

COME ON, YOU GUYS,

LET'S SHOW THEM

SOME GIRL POWER.

BRIDGETTE'S RIGHT.

-LET'S KICK SOME BOY BUTT.

-YEAH.

JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING

ALL ALONG.

WE'VE GOTTA ACT LIKE A TEAM.

WHATEVER.

CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

TIME FOR COURSE NUMBER FOUR.

NO NINE COURSE MEAL

WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOUP.

TODAY'S SPECIAL IS

FRENCH BUNION SOUP

WITH HANGNAIL CRACKERS.

I THINK THEY JUST USED STUFF

FROM CHEF'S BATHROOM FLOOR.

(GASPS)

I DIDN'T EVEN TASTE IT.

THE GIRLS WIN AGAIN.

-THE SCORE'S NOW

TIED UP AT TWO.

-WE WON.

I THINK THE GIRLS REALLY

MADE A BREAKTHROUGH

AS A TEAM.

ONLY FIVE MORE COURSES LEFT.

BON APPETIT.

CHORUS: ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT ♪

♪ EAT TO WIN ♪

♪ DON'T LET THEM

GROSS YOU OUT ♪

♪ DON'T LET THEM

PUSH YOU DOWN ♪

♪ STAND UP TALL

AND SAY YOU CAN ♪

♪ YOU GOTTA EAT

EAT TO WIN ♪

♪ YOU GOTTA EAT

EAT TO WIN ♪

WOW.

IT'S STILL TIED UP.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST COURSE

IN THE CHALLENGE.

IT'S DELICIOUS

DOLPHIN WIENERS.

HOT DOGS MADE OF DOLPHIN.

(GASPS)

BUT DOLPHINS ARE OUR FRIENDS.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

IT'S ALREADY DEAD.

IF YOU DON'T EAT IT,

WE DON'T WIN.

OH, I CAN'T.

I'M A SURFER.

I SWIM WITH DOLPHINS.

EAT IT!

NO, I'M NOT DOING IT.

YOU CAN'T PRESSURE ME.

I'M WITH YOU, SISTER,

I'M NOT EATING NO DOLPHIN.

I SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE

COOKING DOLPHIN,

NO APPRECIATION.

OKAY, ENOUGH.

WE'LL SOLVE THIS

BY HAVING AN EAT-OFF.

WHOEVER CAN DRINK

THE MOST SHOT GLASSES

OF FRESH

DELICIOUS BLENDED COCKROACH

WILL BE THE WINNER.

THIS UNLIKELY SATISFYING BLEND

OF EIGHT DIFFERENT COCKROACHES

IS VITAMIN RICH

FOR YOUR BALANCED LIFESTYLE.

ON YOUR MARK,

GET SET, GO.

OWEN WINS.

LESHAWNA,

YOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS.

OH.

SOMETHING'S COMING UP.

CHRIS: THE GUYS

ARE THE BIG WINNERS TODAY,

AND THE GIRLS

GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS.

TWO DEFINITIVE CLEATS

HAVE BEEN CEMENTED.

-(KNOCKING ON THE DOOR)

-FOR NOW.

WHAT SHOCKING SURPRISES

ARE IN STORE

FOR OUR CAMPERS NEXT WEEK

AS THEY HEAD FOR THE BIG MERGE.

TUNE IN

ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.