Top Gear (2002–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Can The Stig Be Beat? - full transcript

The Top Gear team are in search of the ultimate family car and compare the best hatchbacks. Jason and Richard put on a diet a 1995 Jaguar XJS V12, as the chef, Gordon Ramsay, has to taste some unusually prepared gastronomic delights.

In tonight's episode: Top family cars.

What is the best hatchback?

Stig happiness his match
opponents on our track.

Good day. As I grew up,
driving children to school was very free.

He just had to rubbing kids in the car

until you can close the door.
Some were jamming

in the ashtray, some were suffocated,
someone is killed in an accident.

Thick children we have put forward, to act

as primitive airbags.
However, at the present time

you would not have thought to put
a child in a car that does not have

airbag personalized with a
monogram and a special belt.



This means that every
child needs its own seat,

which is where one of these: transporter.

This is a new Reno Espas.

The latest version of the car that is at
least in Europe conceived era conveyor.

Like all new Reno, has a strange,
angular, futuristic style,

that hides a strange,
angular, futuristic interior.

But no amount of tricks from Star Trek

can not mask the only function of the car.

To make it as convenient as possible
in the least possible space.

There are countless possibilities
to set up the seats,

The result is that your children and their
friends to travel comfortably and safely.

So, here we are. New Reno Espas. A little
expensive, but the perfect family car.

Except for one thing.

I'd like to now direct your attention to our
"cool wall".



We shared all the cars on the
"to freeze" where the

kola Venkviša like, "cool",
"uncool" and "seriously uncool '

where the Beetle, Chrysler PT
Cruiser and the all branded Skoda.

This is several carriers, and they all go under
the "uncool". It does not matter that you have,

New Espas, uncool. Citroen C8, uncool?

Definitely not cool. Seat Alhambra, uncool,

Peugeot 807, uncool, Toyota Previa ...
What is this?

He ... Chrysler Voyager, thanks.
Not cool. What is this?

Hyundai.
What is the name of their transporter?

How? Hyundai, seriously uncool.
You have right.

Kia? Kia Lite. You have right.
What does it matter, I put it there.

You see, the problem is that
the carriers are not normal car.

Normal cola buying because they want to.

These are like containers for washing.
Buying them because you need them.

I perform this here: SUVs. I'll still
have plenty of space, they look cool,

and you will be safe as you
travel to school at Fort Knox.

See what happens when you
collide with a normal 4x4 car.

Look. Regular car was completely destroyed.

You would not want to find yourself in it.

If you want anywhere you are,
then it is a 4x4.

I eto. Big toys "Tonka".
The perfect family car.

Yes. Certainly not this one,
this is the Discovery Channel. Fall apart.

Well, clearly. Look at this.
I close the door, look at the cover.

As a clown car.
More will pop out when you turn on the wings.

So, not that, but this one.
Toyota Land Cruiser.

In wealthier parts of Britain leaves,
Land Cruiser has become

a standard form of school transport.
It has everything you could want.

Toyota's legendary reliability,
the eight seats

and enough room in the
trunk for the cameraman.

This is, however, the new Toyota
Land Cruiser. Basically the same,

Only the bigger,
better looking and better equipped.

It's better to drive.
It is quite advantageous to the big SUV,

if you take a diesel engine,
and you have, it's pretty economical.

Inside you have a mix of wood and metal.

There are a lot of switches and navigation

which means that for 36,000
pounds and not a bad price.

And here we are. The new Toyota Land Cruiser.

Cool, strong and reliable.
The perfect family car.

Except for one thing. To discover what it is,

We need to get inside. And what do we find?
To have the gear unit.

This is very useful in the Kalahari desert,

but not necessarily in GUILDFORD.
The same applies to the

adjustment of the suspension
and differential lock.

Basically, you pay a bunch of
things that you will never need.

I perform these here. 4x4 grass and gravel.

BMW X5 and Audi Ol Road.
The point is that these do not

all the field equipment, but does not drag
along tons of redundant technology. Perfect.

Except for one thing.
They have only five seats,

then you can take an ordinary family sedan.

To recapitulate: conveyors are uncool.

The big SUVs, waste,
'grass and gravel "are impractical.

So we're stuck?
-More Not.

This is a new Volvo XC90.
It is so important that we have a car

he had brought from Sweden to see how the

before it goes on sale in Britain.

In many ways it is similar to the BMW X5.
You have AWD,

you have a high driving position,
and that is what you need,

not that you are burdened
with this or that equipment.

This means that the poor
show in the African plains.

Merkati make him laugh.

Scheduled to Arctic and deserted land,
and do not think

they will deliver you from Death Valley.

However, why should we here
in moderately undulating UK,

worried about anything like that?

What is more important is that it is
not here does not work terribly well.

Apparently because the big,
heavy Volvo, not a miracle

which is not sporty.
The ride is bumpy and occupy,

and since it is so high in
corners worn like a giraffe.

There's something else.
Designed in America, it is huge.

It may fall into downtown Houston,
but here in the UK

drive something the size of
city hall minds be daunting.

Threading through the village
street is like an elephant broaching

through the eye of a needle. Enormous said.

Park it in five minutes and
will ask you to pay tax.

I have not finished.
This model has a 2.9-liter 6V

petrol engine with a parallel
turbo engine that consumes fuel.

You will be happy if you spend
a liter of petrol to 5.3 km.

What you really need is diesel.

To sum up then.
Not good for off-road driving,

a huge, thirsty and not very nice to drive.

What's the matter? In order to understand,

I came to Jurassic Park in the Cotswolds.

You see,
this is the place to come as a family,

and believe me, this is the kind
of car that would like to enter.

Let's start from the rear, where we find

Switching the access door that
exists in the Range Rover.

Their advantage is that they
have a place to sit down,

from time to time.

And this is, of course,
the Volvo wagon and rear of him is huge.

It can accommodate a horse,
but will not have a problem with my lizard.

Okay, Sally, out. Get out, come on.

Sally, get out. This is the problem
with Varano. Many are disobedient.

You can not learn anything. He's 17 years old
and does not understand the command "sit".

I'll show you how to operate the seat.
Guys, I'm sorry,

Can you help me? This is a big trunk.

This is a fairly large trunk.
You can insert a crocodile.

No matter which pet you have in mind,
will stand to the back of the Volvo.

Piece of cake.

Well,
we have seen that it is good for lizards,

I'm going to show you how good of people.

Okay. This row of seats is raised like this,

but this here is particularly
smart because it has this lever

which,
when the pull to turn it into a child seat

which can be pulled forward
if the child feels neglected,

is again at the center.
In fact, all of these seats

can be moved back and forth and
that is in itself wonderful,

but he still has tricks up his sleeve,
because beneath the floor of the trunk

there are two seats and did not
stool for occasional seating.

Look,
I have a proper seat belts in three places.

There are plenty of bulkhead
cavities here and here,

You can operate the air
conditioning from the rear.

A look at this,
this allows people who sit in the back

to use headphones while
listening to a CD or watch a DVD,

which is sliding down from the roof,
while the people who sitting in the front,

most adults can listen to Radio 4th

They even have their own
remote control that controls

stereos from the rear. This car is amazing.

I look, even with the rear seats in place,

Drag this to show you that
you still have a decent trunk.

You know, most designers is 26 years old,
wearing a black Rolls

and yellow angular glasses.
Whoever did this have children.

And now the best part. The price. Diesel will
cost 30,000 and 33,000 pounds of gasoline.

This is 12,000 less than the BMW X5.

Not just is not that zakidali the standard.

I have to navigate in the James Bond style

out of the instrument panel.
I have a CD minidisk.

As I was driving through the store,
"Diskons".

They did not zakidali security.
Even those in the back row of seats

have their airbags, but since the auto high

However, the greater the chances that
it will tumble relative to the lower,

the roof is made of specially hardened steel.

Thus, the challenge is one of the
advantages of the high safety.

Is more convenient than
almost all cars on the road.

It is well equipped,
and the price it is good.

Mana he is not good for driving. You choose.

The seats look really fantastic.
Oh, brilliant.

Brilliant design. But driving, how bad?

Well, not bad. Not exactly like X5,
and he feels like a car. This was not.

He feels like a wild animal,
fidgets and turns,

so no, not exactly. Not brilliant ride,

but it's a great car. What is disappointing,

but I generally worried something
else with the 4x4 and whatnot.

Like, I'd take it, I like it as big and tall.

You'd have liked. I can see why you like it.

Yes, I like that. I'm used to,

for you it's a new experience.
Sometimes very scary.

But what worries me, and I got it
and I drive in it with his family

i am constantly on the alert.
It's just that little premonition

which says that I get upset if I
have to change direction rapidly.

High rounds can be overturned,
and the fact, as you said,

have reinforced roof,
no more worrying me, because you

Volvo says: "Yes, it could fall over."
This worries me.

Well, yes. There are two types of security.

There is active security posed by agile auto

in which above all can
not avoid the collision,

and there is a passive safety,
which is what this car has.

They say:
"You can collided" and of course you can.

Accidents happen.
"Zbrinućemo this when it happens."

So, if you roll over, which is very possible,
it has reinforced roof,

but as we have seen,
the big car do better in a crash.

Frontal attack,
attack from behind, side impact,

the better you go with this.
Good passive safety.

In simple words,
if I wanted somewhere to put the children,

I'd put them in a car like that.
Because the odds are better.

Well, weight. We pay a lot of
attention to the severity of the show.

We talked about it the other
day in the pub and noticed

the chariot becoming increasingly difficult,
and yet are light was the fastest on the track.

It is clear that it will be slower as
the weight, which consume more fuel

the more it will cost to run.
That's why we thought

What would happen if you were out of
the car pulled out of normal weight

all unnecessary things
to make it more easier?

How much would be faster? We had to find out.

Because of the unique way in
which the BBC is funded, we get

budget of 500 pounds and obtain this.

Yes, it's a Jaguar XJS in 1985, with a V12
engine capacity of 5.3 liters and 300 hp.

Previously we gave Stig who 0-100 km /
h developed for impressive 8.6 seconds.

This car has not been slow for its time,
and still is very fast.

But what would happen
if we put him on a diet?

Will it be faster if we take as much cargo?

Consequently, there is this team. The
guys from Cornwall, and this is your place

and you will understand them better.
-Prevodiću If the going gets tough.

It will be useful. Would you tell them to start that quarterback?
-Naval.

Well, we'll see how it will look like, but now we have a problem.
-Go on.

Stig says he does not want to drive,
because he wants to promote

your CD. He has recorded a CD,
a kind of light the Christmas hits

i want to promote it,
but we told him, "This is the BBC,

can not you promovišeš, "but even.
-Nadrndani Stig.

But, let me turn to the news,
some producers worry about it.

Since Christmas,
there is no novelty this week,

but we will have something to talk about.

The most important is that you know Jacques Cousteau
opened a representative office in the English Channel.

This is the ship that sank. How, 3,000 cars?
-Yes.

What is interesting,
mainly BMW and free you know

it is a BMW's board. He entered the
channel did not look left or right ...

And a big shock. Two ships collide.
That's gotta hurt.

Then tone and accession to the bottom.
Another strong shock.

3,000 cars,
as they did not activate the air bags?

Because then it would just surfaced.

Of course, now lying on the bottom,
Spanish fishermen ...

You know what was coming.
Since their coastline destroyed oil,

will come right into the English
Channel to get hooked to BMW 318th

And not all of BMW, there were Sabova.
This'm going to throw.

9.3? Kud just to catch one in
which not enough investments.

The real disaster for Volvo
XC90 that we just saw.

Great car. They make only 50,000 per year,
which is already not enough,

on board there were 350.
It's not that so? Yes, sank.

350?
-Yes. It will be worse. -Zamislite The conversation.

"Where's my car? Well, hop on to Jacques."

If you want XC90 scoot to northern Spain.

Few have been damaged,
but they all ended up there.

Morgan.
Again they went to race, which is good news,

but obviously it is a costly business.
Coming recession.

Here the car at Le Mans. This is an
expensive game and sponsors are hard to find.

They worked out how to raise a couple
of quid. The best I can explain

If you remember the club Bino.
Have you been members? I guess I'm just me.

I remember him, the membership fee was 5
pence, giving the male membership cards.

So he and Morgan started
the club that you can join.

It's a little more expensive than five pence,
costs 1,000 pounds.

Yes, but for that money you get ...
And that helps? This is a sponsorship?

Yes. All those people who give
1,000 pounds that go trotting race.

For that money, you ride on the track and
watch the race, and when you get there,

get-to-door and seat in the lodge.
-Head office? -Yes.

What headquarters? Probably plastic, red.

Not tron? That's what I wanted
to 1,000 pounds. With tiger fur.

I umbrella.
And half-naked girls with Fiji to me cool.

It does not say anything about it, but
they put you on the list of those who gave

more than 1,000 pounds, have private
access to the team, and since the race

lasts 24 hours, will be on the track ...
-45 minutes. -Something like that.

23 hours to im bored when you go wrong.

Do you have access to a club, a tree house?

To come up and talk about the Morgans?
-Unfortunately no,

or you can buy clothes that are
limited products. Yeah you buy?

It's a little too expensive. Maybe I will not.
-I Found myself a perfect investment.

House in the south of France, which is
now on sale. Here she is. Beautiful house.

And at the foot of your race track.

I kid you not, there is an entire track.
-Every House should have one.

Look at this. It's all yours.
As if someone would complain.

Jeremy, how much does it cost?
-9 Million.

And it's a little more expensive. That's
according to the current exchange rate of 40p.

But to me this is the best story.
Better than Cousteau stores.

O motorcyclists Leon Humphreys
who was brought to trial

because I forgot to say that
his Suzuki was out of the way.

He claims that after the medieval law has the right to settle the fight.
-That!

He says that according to medieval
law which is still in force

has the right to fight with the
champion who will be appointed

Agency to issue drivers'
licenses and traffic.

Champion AIVSD?
-Just so. In Swansea.

All will want.
- "Do you like to fly? I'll show him."

Only AIVSD must take into account
that this is a fight to the death.

Just strictly.
Can you use a sword, knives and hammers.

This is a good TV program.
This is something I'd like to watch.

And that's the end of the news,
but we have a little treat.

Look what we have here.
It is a new MG SV and to the model

MG Rover, after which he left BMW alone. Yay.

Of course, MG models were previously
optional bit with the tires.

This is a little different.
When Oliver Reed and Russell Crowe lead

Wild male love scene on the set
of angry fighting in "Gladiator"

This would be the result.
This is the result of something significant.

Is there somewhere to hang
up the helmet of the city.

No, really has a rear bracket for the helmet.
Would you like to hear?

Yes? The sound of thunder V8 engine.
We're all a bit previous

Sunday evenings. Here we go.
Combat readiness to third

Turn and shoot.

The model will go on sale next year
at a cost of 60,000, or a little more

if you like nitrous-powered 1000 hp.

Of course he will, is not it? Simply want.

Very very nice. It is clear that
it will not make a family version.

No, a family man was convicted of
driving Volvo-like former normal,

be henpecked and it goes to the beige color.

Or you can take a car like that.
Subaru Forester.

It's annoying, is not it? Remember the
'80s as they were two decades ago

i can not remember how you manage a fast car

Only by feeling through the bottom,
but you would probably be able to continue,

if you were able to put the butt on the seat.

This could be a nice fit in your life.

No house, but a car. New Subaru Forester.

What at first glance seems
like a heavenly family car.

There are quite a large trunk
with plenty of storage space

for everything you need right now,
such as children, books, apples.

Visible is raised that nothing
expensively avoid damage underneath.

It has everything you need. A ume this.

Without a doubt, just off the family man.

There Imprecinu chassis,
Imprecin turbo, drive components

and motor strength 177 hp at 5,600 rpm.

Develops 0-100 km / h in 7.9 seconds,
has a constant drive to all 4 wheels

differential and limited travel. you should

to just push on to break it. The law is.

This is extraordinary.
This is a turbo Imprecin

platform forward and a baby seat in the back.

Uses many parts turbos to be no
problem to put Imprecin emblem over.

However,
real-life offers advantages over Impreca.

Spacious in the back.
The trunk is much larger,

but children will look
forward to further heights.

If you were old enough when
they first appeared compacts,

Now probably worry about weight.
And Subaru worried about my weight,

but they are more concerned
about how to deploy.

That Forester has Imprecin motor is good news

not only in terms of power.
The engine is horizontal in-line 4-cylinder,

which means that the
ratio of a low and set up,

which in turn maintains a low center of
gravity and makes it easier to manage.

This means that the winner on all surfaces.

For many SUVs say they are good on the road,
but honestly, they are not. This is.

The ride is smoother and more
comfortable than many cars

made only for road use. low center of gravity

helps to avoid instability SUV.

Civilized, but does not lose
the ability to cut off the road.

Mana him that is thirsty,
and the interior is not very decorative,

but again, the previous Forester was really

disgusting inside,
and this is not, which is good.

It is clear that radio
dedicated customer imprecate.

It has a bunch of buttons and
bright as the oil well at night,

but it is extremely loud, which is also good.

So, they put the DNA Impreza
Turbo in the family car and work.

Forester SUV is not intrusive

compared with CRV's,
Frilenderima, RAV4, and the like.

It looks nice, maybe a little quieter,
but believe me, it's really the best of all.

There's something else at Forrester.
Subaru always wins

in those surveys reliability. Quite true.

And that he is in favor of the fact that
doing anything for the benefit of the family.

It is very fast and will not tip over as a high 4x4.
-Just so,

and best of all ... Here's a photo.

Going under the section "cool" on our wall.
-O yes. Cool car.

What do you mean "No"?
-Grešite. -Wait.

Have you seen the inside?
-Yes. How boring and dull.

He generally does not get the idea.
What is he spoiled decorator?

This is not the meaning.
-Lorens Llewellyn Bowen without cuffs. It's cool.

TVR?
-Kul! No, you're wrong again. Not cool, and I'll explain why, if I may.

TVR as we know it is for men
who raise their little pants.

You know what age?
-Razmak Between the nipple and waist

slowly starts to decrease.
I'm afraid that's not so cool.

Does anyone else have objections?
-Yes. You again? When you now? Yeah.

Look, it's fine. You can not say
that it is not cool, and the yellow.

Even bananas are.

Does that mean that everything
is cool yellow? It's not.

Speaking of yellow, where's this? Polo. Cool.

The car is cool. No, you're wrong. Kul?
-European Chic. -Evro-Chic?

It's cool.
-Thank you. Very cool. What do you drive?

Jeep Vrengler Sport, but I had a Polo sooner.

Vrengler jeeps were terrible, but cool.
To try to explain.

No matter what kind of
driving or how they look.

It is essential that you are cool or not. Or what color they are.
-Right on.

Look. Do you have a Fiat Punto,
you have the Golf, while gasoline.

Everything is small and European,
Citroen C3, go to a cool section.

Are you sure the M3? I passed by and saw him

and part of me still thinks
that it is in the wrong place.

What do you think. Is the M3 cool enough?

The only way to save is to bring him back.
-Can not.

I'm really not convinced.
Please, return the M3 into place.

It's a great car. Doubtless.
-Raspravićemo Later.

He is great. Ferrari 575?
"To freeze"? No, it's ...

Who put this?

Who put the Porsche Boxster in "to freeze"?
You, do not you?

You put because they have it. Well, cool car.
-I Had him.

He stood in the "uncool".
-Well, yes.

No, I drove it last week.
The new Boxster S. It is fantastic.

Great balanced, but you look like an idiot.

It's not so bad. Really.
Do not put the M3 as "cool".

I agreed with you for most,
if anyone support me?

We'll vote. Forget what's driving.

Hands up who thinks it's cool.
Now those who think it's cool.

Right on. More for the "cool".
I won, thank you.

Yes, but not in democracy, but in Totnemu.
You both lose.

You're going to lose. And now...

It is time we put our star in
the car with a reasonable price.

This has its own restaurant.
Three restaurants. From rubber company.

Do you know? Ladies and gentlemen,
the best chef in Britain,

Of course, in addition to Ejnslija Heriot,
Gordon Ramsay!

Hello, Gordon.
-Ejnsli Heriot? He did not cook. -Please? He's a comedian.

Ainsley Harriot is not a chef?
He does not have a restaurant, Jeremy.

He is a comedian and presenter.
-Can You ski dinner for 5 pounds.

He knows that the grill.
-Take The contents of the cans

and bags for table vacuum cleaner,
ski's and 5 pounds can feed

family for a month, and you?
Five pounds only for the parsley.

However, somewhere in between the
opening of 25,000 restaurants,

you managed to make four children.
-Yes. Under 4 years.

All have fewer than four years?
Yes, everyone. Nightmare. What kind of a man.

Look at them.
-Thank you very much.

I appreciate that, so far low.
-Do You have a pillow? -Yes.

Yes, four under four.
What did you take the family car?

Family car has become a problem, Range Rover,

because we could not put all four rear seats,

is Tana got the idea to buy a new Mercedes

and we took one of those from the ML series with six seats.
-Yes.

But he does not have a trunk? Definitely no,

or me these things do not occupy too much.
I do not drive children to school?

I did it once and it was a nightmare.
Excuse me.

8:20 in the morning, driving along
Vontsford Road towards Battersea,

In that time, women, mothers,
do not close the parked car,

longer block the vehicle's closing.

I have to mention one interesting.
A few years ago

I was doing a show about women who drive
their children to school in Chelsea.

I showed up with a film
crew in front of a hopscotch

at Sloane Square.
And when I stopped and fenced?

Mrs. Ramsey. I thought you forgot about it.

Of course I am not.
How could I, it is very attractive.

What is my key to avoid driving to school.
Boys...

Here's what you should do. Tell voluntarily.

Today, I will not drive children to school.
Untie them.

Tomorrow morning they take her back,
but also the day after tomorrow,

and then the fourth morning tell the woman:

"What are the skinny one mother in school,
right?"

I never drove. That's my catch.

Women drivers and vegetarians ...
If we momentarily forgot

tax on traffic congestion and
have alternating driving days,

one for women and one for vegetarians,
London would be heavenly to drive.

How would it look? Do you like the idea?

Are you a vegetarian? Out of the study!
I do not look like a vegetarian.

What are you doing here?
Gardening Fair in hemşire.

Vegetarians ... I really like this idea.

They drive 25 per hour.
-Vegetarijanci? -Yes. I do not watch the road,

never signaled,
and as soon as a problem arises,

raise their hands off the steering wheel. How
do you recognize that they are vegetarians?

This is something I'd like to know.

That's why they look so to avoid.
-Bledo And exhausted?

As if they needed a good steak.

Speaking of things that
bewilder us on the road,

service stations.
We were all in them. What about food?

Shocking, horrifying mass,
very pathetic, plastic.

I set. Disgusting imitation food.

Before you leave on any trip,
eat before driving.

In fact, no matter how ridiculous it work,
you need to eat before.

Pala us an idea. We said, "just a moment"

ride in cars that have a large hot engine.

Why should not we use for
food storage while we drive?

Therefore, this morning we came to the idea.

Leave the tape.
I'll show you what we came up with.

This is Subaru Forester on which we set motor

juicy slice of turkey breast
with porcini mushrooms, red wine

i garnirali winter shoots,
and what could be tastier than that?

This is Lada,
which we passed put into a Lotus,

but we used it to prepare
lamb ribs with on market

vegetables, seasoned with olive
oil and Mediterranean grasses.

This is Suzuki Liana to
cook wild salmon on lemon

thyme and apples Top Gear.
Vegetarian options.

We recognize and we know that fish
constitutes justifiable homicide,

a meat murder. Really cook on it?

Yeah, it just simmer on
motorbikes while rolling around

and forget about the volume
of gas or oven temperature,

because it will be the measuring unit RPM.

Our recommendation is for
two hours at 3,000 rpm.

After two hours, I stopped a car. Here it is.

Let's look at how we are progressing.

It is still fresh.

I'll add a little spice to try
to hide the smell of motor oil

and bring it back.
This will be the best. Here we go.

Return to the runway or "obrtdžinicu",
as we call it.

Roughly, we calculated that if
you go from London to Leeds,

Lunch will be finished near Sheffield,
in the amount of service stations Vudal.

So, circulated this morning,
two hours after our path and ...

Is Stig here?
Finally, we allowed him to get out

s cold and left the studio. Bring food.

Here it is. Ladies and gentlemen,
for the first time in our study, Stig.

Try some of that salmon
and tell me what you think.

This is then ready for the bike?
-All This food is really

Ready on the motor car.
Tell me if you compete

the food service stations?
Sure compete. Definitely.

This is suvkasto a little browning i ...

Not worth three stars? Two?
I would not give it a ...

One star? I would not give it a one star.
Definitely.

Not even one star?
-Not. Try a little lamb.

Just to remind everyone,
lamb is ready to Ladi.

Vegetables with a drink
seasoned with olive oil

and Mediterranean grasses.
Comrade, this is your kind of food.

What do you think about his food?

I think that Gordon to vomit.

You try a little. Try some shoots.

Even vegetarians like.

It tastes like gasoline, engine oil, grease.

So, ready for the engine.
This is the reason, and this usually happens.

Lamb is unfortunately overdone,
so for two hours at 2,000 rpm is too long.

That's the problem.
We were preparing the cars with four-speed.

Here's a tip. If you save a lamb,

make sure that it is in the car with five,
possibly six-speed.

Okay. Who would like to see Gordon's circle?
Yes, let him.

You seem cheerful.
This is an aggressive start.

This is the most aggressive start
that we saw throughout the series.

Come on, concentrate.

Hell,
I could have sworn I saw a traffic policeman.

That's the whole idea of ​​this route.
Let's see how tightly you hold.

This is the precise ride, pal.
This is a precision driving.

It is approximately 135 km / h and that's it.

KOCIM to 160 and draw. KOCIM, cloth draw.

Too early.

This is where most of them are trips,
or crossed a goal i ..

Gordon R. These are the
times that needs to surpass.

The track was dry,
but should're somewhere near the top.

One minute ...

50 seconds. Same as me, ladies and gentlemen.

Epic lap time.
Of course, I will not put you above me,

It would be impolite. Well alphabetical order. Yes,
the alphabetical order. Yes, the "G" after the "J".

Bar on this panel.
In any case, Gordon Ramsey.

It's totally crazy, thank you for hosting.
-Thank you.

Just we talked about food,
let's see how's Jaguar diet.

In the next three hours,
the team will be removed from Cornwall

any excess fat from our beautiful XJS.

Extraction of the spare wheel,
rear seats, bumpers

and soundproofing.
As they say in the club for weight loss:

"You will not be without pain,
slimmed down to half"

or Jaguar fan, Jason, was not happy.

Dude, this is sacrilege.

Ode towels.

This is motor wiper washer. It all adds up.

All you guys are out of the
school is measured and piled

to a sizable crowd.
-You Are the last bastion

which weighed 20 kg.
The front passenger seat, another 16 kg,

Even speakers who aspired to 6 kg.
-Pepeljara Had 0.27 kg,

but every part of the account and at
the end we came to a total of 223 kg.

It should not make a difference
when we get back on track.

I do not care. Look, you've ruined it.
It was a nice car.

I do not know, it looks better.
Raw and masculine.

Let's get it on track to see
what the Stig do with it.

To recapitulate.
Before we put Jaguar on a diet,

we tested it.
0-100 km / h it took him 8.6 seconds.

Here we put him on a diet,
and remove the fifth tone things

i lost a lot. Almost everything.

We took seats, finishing works,
bumpers, spare tire.

Do not even looking inside,
there is nothing to see.

Then we tested him again.
0-100 km / h in 7.4 seconds.

That's 1.2 seconds faster.
It's really amazing.

No additional power, only with less weight.
Yeah, but if you think

it's fast, what do you think
how much we saved 0-160 km / h?

Five seconds. He was five seconds
faster after it was skinned.

I think this is a great feat.
It is not much, and so we

confirmed their position,
but the weight is not only the enemy

performance, but also thrift. Have more

Fuel lugging all that weight,
that will cost you.

So easy is good,
it is easy to correct and easy to operate.

This week's shopping advice. Now we still
have a few days to the end of the year,

but there is a contract that can be done.

One drawing my attention this week. 4x4.

Nisan says Ikstrejl but still work Teran.
-Yes.

He's good.
-It's Good and has long been in circulation.

Diesel, 2.7 liter, 5-door,
the normal price is 20,000,

but with 15,500 pounds is really a bargain.
Yes, that is reasonable.

That's 4,500 pounds less,
nothing wrong with him, it is a new car.

The new Toyota Avensis.
Like it? It's a nasty car.

Dude, you've got big problems.
-Sramotan Said.

It's not the best car in the world, but ...
It's not the best? Be going out

with labels for a taxi.
It's terrible. Listen, buddy.

There are serious good news for used car.
-I sincerely hope.

Really. There are currently more expensive
than they are worth, but next year

comes a new model at the beginning
of the year, and what will happen

eating advice for the next year.
In January, February,

Dealers will start to
give up on the old lager.

If you are a person who takes
the car and keeps them 4-6 years,

until you raskantaš,
this is a car that needs to take.

I would Avensis kept longer than five days,
let alone five years.

Buddy,
you can buy it at the beginning of next year,

you'll get a discount on a new car, driven
by 6 years, it will not go to the Toyota.

It's true. And when the time comes to sell it, will keep its price.
-Will it?

Sure, it's a good car. If you buy a new,

you have to accept the fact that you will lose money.
-Yes.

With the only exception of this year, Mini.
Yes, you've already said.

If you're driving 12 months ago, will earn.
predict

that the same will happen
with 2-3 cars next year.

Number one, the BMW Z4.
-Nice car. -Fantastičan.

Buy it and ride 6-12 months,
and chances are you'll be on sale

or throw or a little steam and make money.
-You mean?

Pins that will be difficult to contain.
-Right on. They will not make enough

However, demand will exceed supply,
as always, and that's an advantage.

Another is a convertible Beetle.

What's up with you?
I know that Buba is not to everyone's taste,

but when thrown convertible,
I think I will have a good effect

the whole brand.
I think the car will hold a fantastic price,

you'll probably make money when you buy.
The third is Nisan 350 Z.

It cost 22,000. Seriously good price.
I appreciate that people will

stand in line to buy the car
when the cool of TT and the like.

This will be the car in which
you'll in my estimation to earn.

If you need more information
about deals that we referred to,

Since this show is dedicated to family cars,

we thought it would be a
good idea to see what's new

and exciting in the world of fast compact.

I've always been a fan of fast compact,
because they are cheap,

free because you can buy two cars for one.

On the one hand they were
practical as each wagon.

They were able to drive
the children to school,

but thanks to their powerful motors,

you could take a ride home as
you burning under their feet.

But lately,
it has become blurred and complicated.

This is the Volkswagen Golf R32,
it cost 22,000 and is not cheap, nor easy.

In addition to the usual security and
exhaust the things that all rounds

today need to have, I have traction control,

control for changing a CD, air conditioning
and heater, which is a control hemorrhoids.

This is all very nice,
but all these luxuries add weight,

so that this car weighs exactly twice

from the original Golf GTI 25 years ago.

Therefore,
it is to be moved faster than cash,

needed twice as powerful motor.
And he got it.

The original volume was 1.6,
and the 3.2-liter.

The original was a strength of 110 hp, and this
develops slightly more than double. 240 hp.

Because it has a stronger, faster,
and the weight of the motor, it resulted

a new problem.
It took him twice as stronger grip.

The original had a front-wheel drive,
and this on all four.

Now you're probably thinking that
I'm going to say it's twice the car.

It is certainly a double solid verbal.
Duplo is luxurious,

half of what was created, double the quieter

while keeping in mind that the original did not
have power steering, double it easier to drive.

But there is no spirit of the original Golf.

Somehow it less fun. As the new Mini.

Better than the original as the car,
but not so significant.

As a historical monument, was destroyed,

but it was quoted as a flying
machine of the 21st century?

On this market,
in the blue corner you have a Ford Focus RS.

In the red corner is the Honda Civic Type R.

And in the yellow corner
of the Seat Leon Cupra R.

This is a world wide tires
and aluminum additives

in which the appearance agrees with quality.

Golf is trying to compete. It has two
exhaust, lower suspension and large wheels,

but somehow it works as a driver
selected in the New Year's party.

Sober and inhibited in the maelstrom
of colorful flags and noise.

R32 is certainly a very, very fast.
0-100 km / h in 6 seconds develops.

Maximum speed is 245 km / h, but my guess
is that before long-distance runner,

hooligan care on the roads of another class.

Motor does not like it revs, the
transmission does not like to hasten slowly,

not a steering wheel does
not like to hasten slowly.

If you're quick on the steering wheel,
you can overtake servo assistance,

and then suddenly everything
becomes difficult, which is strange,

and those who like to spin the
rear end will be disappointed

because you really do not want
to cooperate whatever you do.

I do not know. Not brutal as Ford.
It's actually very soft

and very forgiving.
Think of it more in terms of

long-term companion compared to the
fiery relationship for the night.

And here we are. Oldest of all compacts,
behaves in accordance with his age.

You know what?
I feel like I grew up with the Golf.

I was 17 years old when he appeared Golf GTI.

We have matured together and now we are ...
-Deblji? -Deblji That,

but wiser. A wise head on a large body.

More importantly,
what is compared with direct

competitors, the Ford Focus RS?
Well, we're men.

We have precisely measured.
Therefore, activate the Stig drive.

Ford Focus RS has appeared
here a few weeks ago

and was four seconds faster than
the Subaru Impreza on our track,

but here it is again to the strain
on our track. What is the time?

1:32 PM. How will prove Golf?

Stiga SOUNDS

Will the four-wheel drive and power
to compete with the Ford Differential?

Exceed the target for 1:33 PM.

It is just seconds behind Ford.
-I know. And this means

it is still three seconds
faster than the Impreza.

It's an amazing car. It really is.

You have to admit that Ford is amazing, but you were reserved.
-Of course.

What Ford seems impossible to
track the front differential

that is useless on the road.
Many twitches and has too

torque, and this ...
Yes, he was a second slower on the track,

The strong point,
but on the way was much more civilized.

This is the car for me.

Approaching the end of the series,
a Westfield XTR is still in

on the top of the table. It was the
fastest car that crossed the circle

on our test track,
but now he was in danger from two sides.

The first is this car.
This is Radikal S3, and like Westfield

motorcycle engine has a
capacity of 1.3 liters,

or in the radical is stronger.
This is a threat.

Then we heard from this guy.
Tom. He contacted us and said:

"I have something that will
dispel all on your test track."

To be honest,
here come the piles of such challenges

and usually it is nonsense,
but this time, a man may be right.

Well, here's Stiga which heats Radicals.

And this is what they will be racing. This
is a super lightweight, super-acrobatic plane

a Tom, Stigov challenger,
the British champion in acrobatic flying.

Since the Stig is not talkative,
I'll be a mediator.

View opponent vehicle. It is SR3 radical.

It is powered by a
motorcycle engine of 1300 cc,

or develops about 200 hp. How is it compared to your plane?
-300.

And this is the amazing part.
Auto weighs 500 kg,

or your plane weighs only 600 kg.
-That's right.

So with the extra weight are pretty equal.

This is the maximum speed of 240 km / h, and your plane?
-320 Km / h.

But although the aircraft would
be faster on the straight line,

Losses speed cornering.
Avion has a wide turning circle,

and our path is very narrow,
so that Tom will have to climb rapidly,

take away the gas and reduces the
speed to stay in the line of the track,

Stig and it will be given priority.
Right here I will have to climb

that would reduce the speed,
so I came back here,

so I'll cover a longer distance,
and here I'm going to cover wider.

Do you think you'll stay close to the track?
Yeah, I think so.

Will this succeed?
-We'll see.

Have you done this before?
-Not. We did not either.

Radikal can develop from
0-100 in 3.5 seconds,

and from 0-160 for 8 seconds,
so you will have an advantage from the start.

Preserves advantage in the first corner,
because when Tom in the summer,

will have to start to climb.
He would have immediately to reduce the gas,

to cross the first corner. Note G force.

Radikal at junctions can achieve 2G.
It is much.

Flights can achieve 9.2 G. Again,
on the flat part

starts catching up with him,
but as he drew near Stig,

must again climb and loses speed.

This means that you can draw,
but that was Stig front.

Both forcing machines to extremes.

Acceleration plane is great,
but every time you approached Stig

must again climb in order to draw the curve.

On the ground are working hard,
but it is nothing compared to what

What Tom has to be repeated. Gushes at Stiga.

We are approaching the end.
At last we have direction.

It seems to me that this has more confidence.
Should...

I evo, who beat the Stig.

But not for long,
because this might be the last line.

This is not the last bend,
there are two more,

which means that Stig
could clear the forehead.

Would it be faster? Avion has to climb high

to lose speed.
This means that Stig progresses.

Will the first to cross the finish line,
or will Tom to come crashing down on him?

I came down and defeated. Stig comes second.

Tom is my new hero. That was really great,

but let's stop for a moment.
He was on the plane.

We have emphasized that
everything that goes on our board

must be legally on the road.
-Yes. You're going on that plane

shopping, the police would stop you.
No signaling,

no stop lights, no brakes.
He's got wings, someone would have noticed.

Can not to park in the center,
because you have caused chaos.

The truth. So, what is important is Radikal.

How did it go?
Here he Westfield XTR, 1:23, Zonda 1:23.

Where will he go?
What do we think? Faster? More?

1:22?
-I'll tell you.

1:19.