Too Old to Die Young (2019): Season 1, Episode 5 - Volume 5: The Fool - full transcript

Martin hunts two brothers who make pornography in New Mexico.

So, tell us your name.

My name is Andy.

And how old are you?

Hold up your ID to the camera.

I'm 18 today.

Well, happy birthday.

Thank you.

So... tell everyone
your big news.

I'm still a virgin.

Ta-da!

Of course you are.



Your skin is like porcelain.

So, what do you
want to do today?

I really want to get fucked.

That's so good to hear.

I mean, look at you.

You're such a cute boy.

Tell us, what do you
like to fantasize about?

I-- I don't know.

I don't--

Sorry, I'm just shy.

You haven't met
my brother yet.

- Have you?
- No.

Well, I used to
fantasize about him

jerking me off
after school.



So... come on.

I-- I don't know.

I'm sorry.
How long is this gonna take?

Why?

You got
something better to do?

No, I-- I just--

Um, I-- I don't--
I just--

You're gonna love today.

How's your asshole?

Is it hot?

Wet?

Craving?

Do you like sucking cock?

Yeah.

When did you start?

Whose cock did you suck first?

A friend?

An uncle?

Your dad?

Just a friend.

Were you really young?

I was 16, I think.

And are you
a natural cock sucker?

Guess... I am.

Show me.

Suck your thumb.

That's great.

Here, take this pill.

What?

Open up,
little buddy, open wide.

Wider.

-That's it, swallow.

Swallow.

Good boy.

Wh-- What was that?

Let's just call it
a birthday present.

This is how it's
going to work.

We're going to charge
a dollar per pop
for your asshole.

Fifty cents
for your mouth.

You just have to
fill out the contract

and we'll get started.

Here you go.

Now, I want you to sign
this line right here.

Take the pen.

Take it.

You gotta sign
right there.

Well, what's it say?

That's just a formality,
it's--

Yeah, right there.
Sign right there.

That just says

you consent to anything
that happens here today.

-Right.
-Okay.

Yeah, right there.
That a boy.

Oh, good.

Good. Real good.

Okay.

I'm gonna go.

Little Billy here
is gonna take over.

You just do anything
he tells you to do.

Uh, uh-- Can I use
the bathroom real quick...

before we get started?

Do me a favor.

Let me just see you smile
one more time.

Okay, boys.

Rape him.

No.

In every puritan country,

you will always find

a morbid preoccupation
with sex

coupled with every form
of perversion and degeneracy.

But I say that sin
which is unpardonable,

unforgivable,

is the knowing
rejection of truth,

the fear of knowledge,

and black magic
is not a myth.

This is knowledge.

Magic is the art and science
of causing change to occur

in conformity with will.

The Nazis knew this.

This is why they used
the swastika--

that powerful and
ancient symbol of magic--

and they nearly
conquered the world.

Brother Rod knows this.
Thank you for being here
today, Brother Rod.

Brother Stevie.

Front row kinda guys.

I want to talk about unity.

These are two gentlemen
out in the community in
broad daylight

walkin' every day in unity

with a swastika in their hands
and their hearts,

unashamed of what
others think. Okay?

Now, we live out here
in what's called

a fly over region.

The elite fly over,
they can't even see us

out the window of their
jet aircraft,

and they laugh at us
and make fun of us,

everything else,

claim that we cling to
our God and our guns.

Well, maybe we do.
But what do they cling to?

Perversion, degeneracy,

and every kind of ill
you can think of,

and they're gonna
laugh at us?

There's another creature
lives out here with us,

it's a rattlesnake.

Got two fangs
loaded with poison.

You leave it be,
it's fine.

Won't harm anyone.

But if you step on it,
you're gonna feel its fangs.

Well, I got two fangs, too,

and I won't be stepped on.

My fangs are
Smith and Wesson,

revolver and semi-automatic.

And I'm not sayin'
go do somethin' crazy,

I'm just sayin'
don't let them defang you.

You have strength
as long as you're

in unity with the power and
the magic of the swastika.

All right. Okay.

But-- But that reminds me.

Is she ready?

You haven't paid us yet.

The money will be here
in the morning.

-From Panama?
-No, no, no, from the USA.

Okay. And, uh--

I'll tell Rod to have her
ready in the morning.

Okay.

I-- I can't wait.

I-- I-- I can't wait.

It'll be worth it.

I'll talk to Rod
about the others.

Okay, we'll ta--
And the other thing.

How's everything
else goin'?

Mm, mm.

You're lookin' good.
You lost some weight.

Thanks. You take care of
yourself, all right?

All right.

Shots.

Hey, sweetheart.

How's your day?

I can't complain.
How about you?

I saw you drive in
the other day,

and you were in
some kind of weird car.

-What was that?
-It's electric.

Okay.

- That's organic.
- Right.

- Yeah.
- How many today?

Um, four, and then
another for my brother.

Okay.

Your girl
score a goal yet?

She got...
two this weekend.

Wow. That's amazing.

Well, let's see,
the score was 25 to 40.

I'm mean, they're so small,
they don't even have a goalie.

- Still, good for her.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

I want you to, um,
celebrate with this.

Okay.

Let me know
where it's gonna be,

I'm gonna try to
stop by later.

Okay, I will.
Thank you.

-You're welcome.
-Thanks.

Hey, buddy.

Help me with this.

-I can get it, Rod, it's--
-No, no, no, no. Relax.

-He's got it. Right?
-Yeah.

Thanks, man.

You need something?

Um... no.

Sorry.

-Cheers.
-Cheers!

Cheers.

Hey, do you want
another drink?

No, I'm good.

Well...

how about
just in case?

It's on the house.

Hey, sorry to
bother you guys,

but I've just kinda been
sittin' at the bar

talkin' to myself for
the last couple hours,

um, it's gettin'
pretty lonely over there,

and... I'm not from here
or anything so, um...

would it be okay
if maybe I join you?

What's your name?

Kevin.

Well, sure, Kevin.

Why don't you just grab us
a bottle of something,

and come here and join us.

Well, that's really
nice of you.

Thanks.

Alrighty.

The more the merrier.

This guy a friend of yours?

Mm-mm. We'll see.

Looks like
a friend of yours.

She said you guys
like this stuff a lot.

-Yeah, man.

Would you like to sit?

Yeah. Thanks.

Mm-hm.

I'm Rod.
This is my brother Stevie.

That's Wendy.
This is Sandy.

It's nice
to meet you guys.

Mm-hm.

What brings you to
Albuquerque, Kevin?

I'm a salesman.

What do you sell?

I'm not a salesman.

I don't know why
I said that.

So, what are you doing here?

My girlfriend left me.

And I just
started driving.

How long have you been
on the road?

A few weeks.

Where you headed?

I don't know.

Act like you don't care.

Maybe not.

What does my future
matter, anyway?

It's all collapsing
around us.

Society's falling.

You're fuckin' A right.

Hm.

What about you,
what do you guys do?

We make porn.

Really?

Yeah.

Whoa.

That's cool.

You watch porn?

-Uh--

Are you saying
you don't watch porn?

No. I watch porn.

-Oh.
-What kind?

What kind of porn
do you watch?

-Fisting.

-My hand is small.

It's perfect.

Girl asked you a question.

I don't know.

Just your regular porn.

Kind of boring stuff.
Threesomes, I guess.

Well...
two girls or two guys?

Oh, two guys.

I knew it!

That feeling of your cock

rubbin' up against
another man's junk.

Nothin' separating
those two cocks

but a thin piece of skin.

You bi?

I don't think so.

You ever fuck a guy?

I have.

When?

When I was in
middle school.

Where are you from,
brother?

So, what kind of porn
do you guys make?

All kinds.

Like what?

Let me give you
a little taste.

You taking off?

Got work to do.

Hey, thanks for the drinks,
Kevin.

Yeah, nice to meet you.

All right.
Check this out.

Oh...

Nice.

Okay.

Wow.

Is that girl asleep?

You like what you see?

Yeah.

Do you?

I don't think you do.

Can I give you
some advice?

Go back home.

Apologize to your girl.

I can't.

Why?

It's complicated.

She's 16.

You fucked a 16-year-old?

Where'd you meet her?

I was working.

And I saw her on
the side of a road.

She was crying.

I just looked at her
in her school girl uniform.

And it really turned me on.

I fucked her that night.

On the hood of my car.

You're my hero.

How did it feel?

Felt good.

I mean you.

How'd you feel?

I don't know.

I don't really
talk about this stuff.

You should
go get him a shot.

Sure.

Turn around.

Kevin.

What are you doin' later?

Why?

You want to be in
a scene?

What do you mean?

You know.

I don't know.

I don't think
I can be in a porn.

Give me a good reason why.

I mean,
what if someone sees it?

I thought you said
your future didn't matter.

We don't have to see
your face.

Come on.

I'll let you do
anything you want.

Really?

Like what?

Whatever gets you hard.

All right.

But I want to wear
a mask.

Sure.

Come on.

Right now?

Do you have something
better to do?

This is it.

This is where
the magic happens.

We built this prison set.

Very dark.

Very sexy.

This'll be good for you.

Wait here.

I'll get my brother.

Hey, little brother.

Hey, little brother.

Is he here?

Mm-hm.

Don't fucking move.

Hi, Little Billy.

Enjoying the view?

Back in a minute.

So this is
our new star, huh?

Something like that.

Hm.

I likes.

I'm gonna grab Little Billy
so we can shoot his Johnson.

Now...

I need to see your cock.

I really...

need to see your cock.

-Motherfucker!

Damn!

-You missed?
-Yep.

Motherfuck!

-What the fuck are you doin'?

This motherfucker's
a dead motherfucker.

Get him, get him,
get him.

-Shoot him!

-Damn!
-How the fuck do you miss?

I don't know.

Motherfuckin'
piece of shit.

Oh...

You gotta be
fuckin' kiddin' me.

You gotta be fuckin'
kiddin' me.

This motherfucking
piece of electric shit.

Shit!

Motherfucker!

Outta juice!

Outta juice.

What I've give for a tank
of gasoline right now.

-Little Billy.
-Yeah.

I want you to shoot
this cocksucker.

Well, I would if
I wasn't out of ammo,

and if we'd have taken your
brother Stevie's car--

by the way, which was
an American made car--

instead of this
pile of shit sardine can,

we probably wouldn't be in
this son-of-a-bitchin'
situation, now would we?

Wow. What a thinker
you are.

I mean,
that's like amazing.

Julius Caesar
lookin' mother--

-What the fuck!

She's still alive.

What'd you say?

She's still alive.

She'll be dead soon.

Who?

The girl.

That's not why you're here?

No.

But where is she?

In the desert.

Show me.

She's over there.

Key.

Let's go.

She's down here.

What'd you guys do to her?

You wouldn't understand.

Get her out.

I got a shovel
by my trailer.

Of course, I can't
dig her out in these.

Try.

All right.

Come on, you cocksucker.

Fuckin' rocks.

Come on, man. Really?

Okay.

She'll just die
while I fuckin' do this.

Motherfucker.

Open it.

Get her out.

I got a key in my pocket.

Calm down, little flower.

You don't want to anger him.

Shh, shh.

He cuts the ones
that make him angry.

-Shh.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Fuck!

Goddamnit.