Tigtone (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Tigtone - full transcript
Tigtone meets his female equivalent, Beconka, as they both enter the body of a giant to compete who will reach its heart first and win a prize. In the process, they become soulmates, but their two Helpys become bitter rivals.
Dear Journal,
we've all heard
the legend of the giant's
golden heart enchantment.
Once I enter that big body and
reach that big golden heart...
it will enchant my sword!
Dear Journal... Hmm?
...I seek the golden heart
of the giant!
Who is that?
Then my shield shall be
enchanted by its giant gold!
Wait. Who is that?!
- She looks...
- Like he's after...
- The same thing...
- As me!
Hyah! Hyah!
The giant's enchantment belongs
only to the worthiest one here!
And that one...
Hyah! is I, Tigtone!
Ha! We'll see who
the worthiest one here
is when I get
to the giant first.
And that I... is...
Beconka!
Wow.
Your moves, Tigtone!
I could say the same
about you...
and I do!
Are you thinking
the same thing as me?
Of course, a run-and-fight!
All the way to the giant!
Helpy, stay here, and, uh, help
the barteener or something.
Jacques! You stay here, too.
- Wha?
- But even more!
Whoa!
- Whoa! Ho ho!
- Okay.
Oh!
Ha-ha!
So, you are a sidekick, too, eh?
Sidekick?
Well, I'm Helpy.
I... am Jacques.
I am the Barteener.
I need help!
They don't call me Helpy
for nothing!
Let someone who is better than
you sing about that, Helpus.
It's actually Helpy.
With a "pee."
Ho! Ha! Ha!
Giant!
I'm here for your enchantment!
Or die!
No, Giant!
I'm here for that, but...
But better than her!
Huh? Ha-ha-ha-ho, whoa-oh!
Whosoever wishes to reach
my Golden Heart
must first pass through my...
Ohh!
...treacherous
internal landscape.
I can enchant anything,
but will only do so
for the first to arrive.
It's a race!
Go now! Into me!
Into my body!
Yah! Yah!
Aah! Aah!
Must me cross this nasty
river of bile?
Ha! You're not going to let
a bile river stop you from...
Wait, what are you
not stopping doing?
- Hyah!
- Ha-ha!
Now that is a good idea! Ha-ha!
That is a good idea! Ha-ha!
Oh, ho ho!
Ha ha! Hey!
Ugh!
Obstacles! Ha-ha!
Problems! Ha-ha!
I'll make short work of them.
Not if I make shorter work
of them faster!
Hyah! Hyah!
Tigtone!
Beconka!
Ohh.
Aah!
Don't let go. Never!
Aah! Whoa!
Don't let go.
Never!
Bleh. Ahh.
This must be the final boss
for me to defeat!
Raaah!
Ow! Now it is my turn to!
And win!
Hyah!
We cannot fight this flesh
monster alone...
But we are not alone.
Let us die fighting together!
I always wanted someone
to fight to the death with!
I am glad it was you.
I am glad I was me, too.
Tigtone!
Beconka!
Gah! Rah!
I've enjoyed questing
against you, Tigtone,
but now I must take my prize.
Like hell!
Make me!
Whoa! Oh! Oh!
Beconka!
Tigtone!
Ah ha ha!
Come on, Giant!
Do it to my shield!
No!
Do it to my sword, you giant!
Enough!
Your shameless display of
violence towards each other...
has proven you both worthy
of my enchantment!
But first,
you must agree to a bargain.
A bargain?
Well, that wasn't
part of the bargain!
In exchange for my enchantment,
you must each give me
a small piece of your souls
to live for all eternity
in one of my infinite
pocket dimensions.
What is pocket dimension!
Explain pocket dimension!
Inside each of my many pocket
dimensions exist
tiny pieces of the brave
warriors who came before you.
Eh, that's fine. Yeah, take whatever.
Ah, splendid.
It shall be done.
Okay, here we go!
We have to stop him!
I know, I'll use my claw.
Yes, Helpy, yes!
Cut me free so I can escape!
Aah! Aah!
Now regenerate and we will
defeat this bandit.
Ready, Jacques?
Why would you think
I can regenerate like you?
So, the big hero Jacques
cannot regenerate.
Helpy...
Give me some of your
special powers to save my life!
Of course!
Open your mouth.
Thank the gods!
Now for the healing effects
to take place.
Nothing's happening!
Helpy, why am I not
regenerating?
Because I didn't give you
regenerative power!
Never mess with Helpy.
You killed him!
Now the only one left
to kill is you!
Ha ha ha!
Tigtone! Beconka!
Aah!
Um...
so you'll want to know
what happened to Jacques?
No, not really.
Well, Tigtone...
Yes, Beconka?
We have our own main quests
to get back to.
So, this is where
we must part ways.
Uh... okay.
Dear Journal, I have defeated
the Evil Sultan of Rio Pio.
But it pales in comparison
to my battle with Beconka.
I shall miss fighting her
all my days.
Dear Journal, I smote
the Attacktyls of Zilotrog
and their eggs.
But, still, I yearn,
for Tigtone was truly
the opponent of my dreams.
If only there were a way for
me to fight him for all eternity!
But, alas, it was not
meant to be.
- Hyah!
- Take that!
Take that!
Yes!
Ha ha!
Hey!
Yes!
That's right, they'll be
fighting each other forever.
Now I can die in peace...
some day.
we've all heard
the legend of the giant's
golden heart enchantment.
Once I enter that big body and
reach that big golden heart...
it will enchant my sword!
Dear Journal... Hmm?
...I seek the golden heart
of the giant!
Who is that?
Then my shield shall be
enchanted by its giant gold!
Wait. Who is that?!
- She looks...
- Like he's after...
- The same thing...
- As me!
Hyah! Hyah!
The giant's enchantment belongs
only to the worthiest one here!
And that one...
Hyah! is I, Tigtone!
Ha! We'll see who
the worthiest one here
is when I get
to the giant first.
And that I... is...
Beconka!
Wow.
Your moves, Tigtone!
I could say the same
about you...
and I do!
Are you thinking
the same thing as me?
Of course, a run-and-fight!
All the way to the giant!
Helpy, stay here, and, uh, help
the barteener or something.
Jacques! You stay here, too.
- Wha?
- But even more!
Whoa!
- Whoa! Ho ho!
- Okay.
Oh!
Ha-ha!
So, you are a sidekick, too, eh?
Sidekick?
Well, I'm Helpy.
I... am Jacques.
I am the Barteener.
I need help!
They don't call me Helpy
for nothing!
Let someone who is better than
you sing about that, Helpus.
It's actually Helpy.
With a "pee."
Ho! Ha! Ha!
Giant!
I'm here for your enchantment!
Or die!
No, Giant!
I'm here for that, but...
But better than her!
Huh? Ha-ha-ha-ho, whoa-oh!
Whosoever wishes to reach
my Golden Heart
must first pass through my...
Ohh!
...treacherous
internal landscape.
I can enchant anything,
but will only do so
for the first to arrive.
It's a race!
Go now! Into me!
Into my body!
Yah! Yah!
Aah! Aah!
Must me cross this nasty
river of bile?
Ha! You're not going to let
a bile river stop you from...
Wait, what are you
not stopping doing?
- Hyah!
- Ha-ha!
Now that is a good idea! Ha-ha!
That is a good idea! Ha-ha!
Oh, ho ho!
Ha ha! Hey!
Ugh!
Obstacles! Ha-ha!
Problems! Ha-ha!
I'll make short work of them.
Not if I make shorter work
of them faster!
Hyah! Hyah!
Tigtone!
Beconka!
Ohh.
Aah!
Don't let go. Never!
Aah! Whoa!
Don't let go.
Never!
Bleh. Ahh.
This must be the final boss
for me to defeat!
Raaah!
Ow! Now it is my turn to!
And win!
Hyah!
We cannot fight this flesh
monster alone...
But we are not alone.
Let us die fighting together!
I always wanted someone
to fight to the death with!
I am glad it was you.
I am glad I was me, too.
Tigtone!
Beconka!
Gah! Rah!
I've enjoyed questing
against you, Tigtone,
but now I must take my prize.
Like hell!
Make me!
Whoa! Oh! Oh!
Beconka!
Tigtone!
Ah ha ha!
Come on, Giant!
Do it to my shield!
No!
Do it to my sword, you giant!
Enough!
Your shameless display of
violence towards each other...
has proven you both worthy
of my enchantment!
But first,
you must agree to a bargain.
A bargain?
Well, that wasn't
part of the bargain!
In exchange for my enchantment,
you must each give me
a small piece of your souls
to live for all eternity
in one of my infinite
pocket dimensions.
What is pocket dimension!
Explain pocket dimension!
Inside each of my many pocket
dimensions exist
tiny pieces of the brave
warriors who came before you.
Eh, that's fine. Yeah, take whatever.
Ah, splendid.
It shall be done.
Okay, here we go!
We have to stop him!
I know, I'll use my claw.
Yes, Helpy, yes!
Cut me free so I can escape!
Aah! Aah!
Now regenerate and we will
defeat this bandit.
Ready, Jacques?
Why would you think
I can regenerate like you?
So, the big hero Jacques
cannot regenerate.
Helpy...
Give me some of your
special powers to save my life!
Of course!
Open your mouth.
Thank the gods!
Now for the healing effects
to take place.
Nothing's happening!
Helpy, why am I not
regenerating?
Because I didn't give you
regenerative power!
Never mess with Helpy.
You killed him!
Now the only one left
to kill is you!
Ha ha ha!
Tigtone! Beconka!
Aah!
Um...
so you'll want to know
what happened to Jacques?
No, not really.
Well, Tigtone...
Yes, Beconka?
We have our own main quests
to get back to.
So, this is where
we must part ways.
Uh... okay.
Dear Journal, I have defeated
the Evil Sultan of Rio Pio.
But it pales in comparison
to my battle with Beconka.
I shall miss fighting her
all my days.
Dear Journal, I smote
the Attacktyls of Zilotrog
and their eggs.
But, still, I yearn,
for Tigtone was truly
the opponent of my dreams.
If only there were a way for
me to fight him for all eternity!
But, alas, it was not
meant to be.
- Hyah!
- Take that!
Take that!
Yes!
Ha ha!
Hey!
Yes!
That's right, they'll be
fighting each other forever.
Now I can die in peace...
some day.