This Is Us (2016–…): Season 6, Episode 11 - Saturday in the Park - full transcript
Rebecca and Miguel's anniversary barbecue does not go as planned.
- Previously on This Is Us...
Plumbers are expensive.
We're not exactly swimming in it
at the moment.
Okay, well,
it's gonna be more expensive
if there's water damage or--
Kate, I'll fix it.
Promise.
Sometimes I look at you, Toby,
and I don't even know
who you are anymore.
What is so terrible
about me right now?
That I don't want to dress
like a clown?
That I want to buy
a nice house for my family?
- I don't know, Toby.
- Kate, what about you?
You love the life
that you are living.
This life that you are building
without me.
Moving here is the only way
that we are gonna stay a family.
It is the only option.
Did you, uh,
fill Sheila's job yet?
No, but we're looking
at applicants.
I'd like to be considered.
You know, you don't need
to keep using that thing.
It's, like, the literal symbol
of the day your mom and dad's
marriage blew up.
That day
almost permanently deformed
that near-perfect face of yours.
- It's bright in here.
I can see some light.
- How do you--?
Just a little,
and really, really
blurry shapes,
but nothing clearly.
I didn't say "never."
I never said never.
I just said not right now,
not when we're like this.
Okay, okay, okay,
let me... let me see
if I understand
your grand plan here.
Oh, my God,
can we just...
No, no, no, no, no.
Just let me, let me map it out,
let me map it out so I,
so I understand.
You refuse
to move to San Francisco,
but you will take a bigger
teaching job here in L.A.
- How does that fix our family?!
- Two weeks ago, you were
- okay with me exploring this.
- Two weeks ago, I was still
in shock from your rather huge,
- rather humiliating
unilateral decision.
- "Decision"?
You had, you gave me an
ultimatum. You said I had to...
- What was that?
Jack?
Buddy, you okay?
- Hey, hey, hey.
Are you okay?
Come here. What happened?
What--?
I knocked something over.
That's okay. Are you okay?
Yeah.
Well, hey, do you,
do you know what today is?
- Saturday.
- Yeah, that's right.
- And what do we do on Saturdays?
- We go to the park.
- We go to the park.
- Yeah.
- Park day!
- Yay!
♪ Saturday ♪
♪ In the park ♪
♪ Jack's excited
for the swing set ♪
Move your cane
with your wrist, Jack.
Good.
Uh, should we be holding
both his hands?
He's got to practice, though.
♪ 12 steps to the sidewalk ♪
♪ And then we make
a turn to the left ♪
Jesus.
♪ Stop at the curb ♪
♪ Hop that dog turd ♪
♪ That always seems
to be there ♪
♪ Always seems to be there ♪
♪ And listen for the cars ♪
Yeah!
Unless they're electric.
Silent killers.
Okay, join in or stop.
Okay.
♪ Step down ♪
♪ Step down,
go towards the sound ♪
♪ Of buzzy buzz
telephone wires ♪
♪ Feel the curb, step up and ♪
- Grr!
- ♪ Grr ♪
♪ 'Cause this one's
a little bit higher ♪
♪ Jackie in his rubber boots ♪
♪ For puddles, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
- We added a line.
What was it again?
- Yeah...
♪ Puddles full of wetness ♪
♪ And-and sandboxes ♪
♪ Full of tetanus ♪
♪ Seven steps to the grass ♪
♪ Now we know
that Jack has arrived. ♪
All right, buddy,
I'll take that.
Good job.
Can I walk to the swing?
Yeah, go, go, go.
Yes!
Uh-oh.
- It's a bird.
It's a plane!
It's Pooper-man!
Higher!
Up?
What do you think, Alice?
- Should we zing zang zoom
this guy to the moon?
I don't know, Ralph.
Aah!
This guy is a mental case.
I missed that.
Your laugh.
I know. Me, too.
I need more.
- He needs more.
Oh, you need some more?
Whoa!
Up!
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah!
Oh!
♪ ♪
All right, pace it up, Picassos.
As soon as Mom is ready,
and if the sitter
ever gets here,
Mom and Dad are gonna
take off for a special
grown-ups dinner.
How do you spell "anniversary"?
A-N-N-- you know what?
Just look at whatever Randall
wrote. Kev, come on, man.
You got to finish this stuff--
open up.
I'm full.
You're full? Big guy like you?
No, there's got to be room
in there-- come on, dig deeper.
Here I come!
Oh, wowza.
It's not too much?
Oh, it is definitely,
definitely too much.
- But happy tenth, babe.
- Happy tenth.
Mm.
- Hey, babe?
- Yeah?
Are you warming up milk?
Since when do you warm up milk?
- Um...
- What did you
- feed the kids for dinner?
- So much turkey.
Yeah.
- And mash potatoes.
Oh, you're trying
to knock out our kids.
The sooner we can get
the kids down,
the sooner I can get
my foxy wife home and...
And what?
And... get a good night's rest.
- Yes.
- Because it's been
a long time...
- Since we've had
any kind of real... sleep.
- Good...
- Sitter.
Thank God!
Hey, Mom?
- Hmm?
- I got it.
It's your anniversary.
Today is your day.
I'm just trying to help.
Maybe you could help by,
uh, removing that creepy doll?
It's staring at me.
"Creepy"? This-this doll is
- a Puerto Rican
wedding tradition.
- Mm-hmm.
It's the doll
that was on our lovers' table
exactly ten years ago today.
I think recreating some
of our wedding moments
was a very sweet idea, honey.
Oh, thank you.
I don't know, do you think
Miguel looks at that doll
when Mom leaves town
to sort of, uh,
grease the wheels?
- You're disgusting. Get away.
- I'm disgust--?
Miguel just said
"lovers' table."
How am I disgusting?
Where's Toby, by the way?
Oh, uh, well,
he's out back pretending
that he doesn't know
how to light
the Big Green Egg
in an effort to avoid me.
But he's got the "egg-niter."
You know how I know
about the egg-niter?
Because he talked
about the egg-niter
last egg-night, all egg-night.
Yeah.
Did you and Toby get into
another fight last night?
Why? What did you hear?
I mean, I didn't hear anything
specific; it's just...
I tried, you know,
but your walls are really thick.
Well, Toby left one
of Jack's safety gates open,
and I told him that he has
to listen for the click.
Got to listen for the click.
If you don't hear the click--
If you don't hear the click,
then it's not locked, right.
So then he said
I was helicopter-parenting
his parenting...
I don't know, maybe I am,
but, like, he's never here.
And so, you know,
that broken record
skipped to our daily fight
about San Francisco.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well...
- now, Bug... if you need--
- Mm-mm.
If you need
a little break, you're
more than welcome
to come join me and Miguel
at our... lovers' casa.
- Give me a hug.
Bring it in for a hug.
- Please!
- Put her away.
- So weird!
- It is weird.
What's so, uh...
what's so funny
in here, huh, kids?
Oh, nothing. I'm just trying
to cheer up Kate.
Why did--?
Why did Kate need cheering up?
I don't. He's just an idiot.
- You're an idiot.
- Yeah, I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot
with his bags packed, though.
Did you see that,
I got my bags packed?
Escrow closes tomorrow
on my new house.
And I will be
out of your hair for good.
Mommy!
- Oh, I'll get Hailey.
- Kev, can you actually get--?
- I'm on it. I hear.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks.
Come on, hon, let's go see if
we can whip up some rum punch.
- I'm just trying to help.
- I know.
Hey, thank you so much
for doing this party.
Yeah, of course, um...
Uh, seriously, though,
what-what were you two
laughing about when I came in?
I don't...
That doll.
Did you tell him
about our fight?
He could hear us.
Okay.
Wait, Toby, come on,
I-I thought that
we were just gonna try
to have, like, one nice day.
I'm just going to smoke
Miguel's meat.
That came out weird, but yeah.
Hey, Mama.
Walk to the park.
You know what, Jackie, we can't.
But it's Saturday.
- I know, I know.
Open the door with you, Mama?
Okay.
- Okay, let's go.
- All right.
Okay, unlock it.
Your hand.
There we go. Go for it.
Opened that door.
Good job.
Oh, there's my nephew!
Hey!
- Hi.
Hi. Hi.
I still can't believe you came
all this way for a barbecue.
- Me, neither.
For Mom and Miguel's
tenth anniversary party,
come on!
- We wouldn't miss it.
Our hormonal girls,
on the other hand, opted
to stay at home with my mom
and get their knuckles slapped.
Well, I'm really glad
that you're here.
Aw, glad to be here.
Okay, we're hugging again.
That's cool. It's cool.
We're doing a long one. Yeah.
Oh, with a little bit
of rocking.
- Yeah.
- Jack?
Hey, let's go
to the kitchen, bud.
- Let's, uh, let this happen.
Okay.
Hey, what's going on?
I can't handle it, Randall.
I can't.
Every day, I wake up
and I think, "Okay,
today's the day that
Toby and I aren't gonna fight."
And then there's
trip wires everywhere.
God, and Kevin,
he's driving him crazy.
Honestly, I think that Toby
might kill him,
and I don't want him
to kill him.
- Tell me what to do.
- Take Kevin out of here.
Go pick up the twins early
from Madison's or something.
Just take a long time, please.
I got you. Hey.
You guys are gonna make it
through this.
You hear me?
You want me to get Beth
out of here, too?
What? No.
She's, like, the least stressful
person in this whole family. No.
- Try not to create
a lot of stress.
Kate?
- Yeah?
- Little issue in here.
Oopsie.
Great.
This feels about right.
Oh, my God, this place, Jack.
When the girl hung up my coat
back there, I almost cried.
I mean, I can't tell you
the last time someone actually
hung up my coat for me.
- Wow, cheap date.
- I mean, this is
my first night out
in almost six years.
You are the greatest husband.
This is the greatest restaurant.
- It's gonna be
the greatest night of my life.
- Okay.
- No pressure.
- No pressure.
- Well, hello.
Hi.
- Can I start you guys
with a drink?
Uh, yes, please.
Um, do you happen to serve
drinks with adorable names?
- I thought I heard you serve
drinks with adorable names.
- Yes.
Well, our signature drinks are:
Between the Sheets,
Blue Lagoon, Dirty Banana,
Fluffy Duck, Fuzzy Navel,
- Jungle Bird--
- Yes.
Yes?
Yes to all of them, one by one.
- Thank you.
- I'll have a beer.
- You got it.
- Thank you.
Hi.
I am carefree, childless
- Rebecca Malone--
do you remember me?
- Yeah, faintly.
I...
am gonna rock
your world tonight, babe.
I'm gonna get the check now.
Mommy and Daddy usually
put us to sleep at 8:00,
but now it's 8:34
because we were too excited
because tonight is
a special night
because we all get to sleep
together.
All right, Chatty Cathy.
Time to find your off switch.
I mean, geez.
He-Man, G.I. Joe,
you ready for lights-out?
No! I'm not tired!
I'm not going to sleep!
Come on, Kevin, it's bedtime.
No. I don't like you.
Well, I don't care. Bedtime.
I said no.
I didn't know things
had gotten so bad
- between Kate and Toby.
- Yeah, man.
It's not very good.
- What are we doing?
- Oh, yeah, no, I don't use
my house key here anymore.
Out of respect.
For the mother of my children.
- Got ya.
- Yeah.
Well, Kate stuff aside,
you seem to be doing
pretty well, Kev.
Thanks, yeah.
Putting down some roots,
you know, solid base.
- I'm at peace
with my life, you know?
- Yeah.
Plus my new place
has those fancy toilets.
You know, the ones that spray,
so you barely have to wipe?
- Got one of 'em.
- I know you do.
- Hey!
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Come in.
- Thank you.
Madison!
Randall!
Oh, my goodness, look at these
beautiful babies.
Beautiful, right?
Hey, you taking them out?
Yeah, we are off to music class.
You are two hours early, dude.
I... Yeah, I know, I know.
Kate kicked me out. She thought
Toby was gonna murder me.
How'd you know
she was worried about that?
We're twins.
It's that ESP thing.
Plus I-I heard her tell you.
- That sounds right, yeah.
- Yep.
Well, I can drop them off
at the party later.
Yeah? That sounds good. Okay.
Hey, I saw Elijah's car.
You want to meet Elijah?
It's Madison's new beau.
Our dynamic is super weird,
and it's wildly uncomfortable.
- It's true.
- Can't wait.
Well, I'm sorry
I have to miss that.
Well, let me help you
- with this monster stroller.
- Thank you.
- And Elijah's where?
- Uh, in my bedroom.
Okay, all right.
Be good to your mom.
- Say, "Bye-bye, Daddy."
- Okay, bye!
My goodness,
these kids are growing!
I know.
Hey, man, what are you doing?
Hi there.
- Yeah, so I know
what this looks like.
- Well...
...it looks like you're
stealing Madison's jewelry.
Yeah, yeah, I know, but it's
not that at all, I swear.
- So how are you?
- Me?
I'm good, I'm good.
What-what...?
What's under your shirt?
Uh...
Okay, look, it's...
Wow, I look like a real pervy
thief, don't I? But I'm not.
It's a, um...
ring sizer.
Oh.
Oh, oh, yeah, you're, you're,
you're gonna, uh...
Yeah, yeah.
This isn't
happening right now.
Okay.
Can you just move that towel
so I can get up there?
- Here's some towels.
- No, not the good towels.
Well, yeah,
I can wash them afterwards.
- Hey, Kate, I'm gonna
turn off this stove, okay?
- Okay. Thank you.
Hey, uh, Toby, I don't think
it's a good idea
to open that up right now.
Stay right here.
- Yeah, we need to turn the
water off to the house first.
- Yeah.
- Wait, so we're not
gonna have water?
Toby, I begged you to call
the plumber about this.
We couldn't afford it
then, okay?
Okay, so now we have
a more expensive problem.
It's good thing I have
such a high-paying
job that you resent so much.
You know what, Miguel?
Can you please help my wife
with this since she thinks
- I can't take care of it?
I'm gonna go check on the grill.
- Yeah, sure.
Hey, sweetheart, it's just,
it's a leak, it's okay.
Toby, can you please
take Jack with you?
It's a little slippery in here.
And make sure that you close
the gate to the--
I know, until it clicks!
I got it.
Can I put shoes on him first,
please?
At least let me do that.
Come on, sweetheart.
Let's go put your shoes on.
Come on.
Here.
Miguel made 'em.
I don't know what's in this,
- but it's getting the job done.
- Okay.
So, this is the famous
Big Green Egg, huh?
Did it come
with a big green ham?
You know, like--
Because Green Eggs and-- No?
You're not in the mood?
I feel you.
I liked-- I liked it. Sorry.
Sor-- And sorry for the scene
in there.
You know,
every time I walk into a room
with Kate in it, I tell myself,
"Toby, be light.
Be playful." And then I just--
- I lose myself.
- Oh, please.
I blame Kevin, okay?
He came to live with us
for a year,
and I nearly killed Randall.
Kev can drive a person crazy.
Hey, Toblerone.
I know it's none of my business,
but, you know,
uh, Randall and I did the
long-distance thing for a while,
when he was campaigning
in Philly,
and...
it's a bitch.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.
But, uh, we made it through.
Yeah, I think the difference
is...
you moved for him, Beth.
Well, I moved for myself.
And for work.
- And for...
- For your marriage.
♪ ♪
Hey, Jack. Your shoes
are lined up so neatly.
- Oh, yeah.
- They are.
- Did your mommy do it?
Yes. These ones,
high-tops. Low-tops.
Rubber boots.
Dressy shoes.
I hate dressy shoes.
Yeah. I hate dressy shoes, too.
They're very uncomfy.
So which ones should we wear
to the barbecue, you think?
Should we wear the rubber boots?
Oh, but they're for
muddy puddles.
- Okay?
- Oh,
rubber boots
are for muddy puddles.
- Okay.
- Yeah. For the park.
Grandma, are you sad?
Honey.
You know what? I...
I just-- I want to feel useful.
And Grandma does not feel
very useful today.
Oh, yeah.
Is Jackie sad?
Jackie's sad.
Mommy and Daddy are mad a lot.
Mommy and Daddy
are mad a lot?
Yeah.
Well, mommies and daddies
fight sometimes.
But it's gonna be okay.
Okay.
These ones.
- Low-tops.
- Low-tops.
You got it.
Let's put these on then.
Come on.
- Mmm!
- There you are.
- Must be a good one.
Hmm.
Mmm.
Good to the last drop.
- Thank you!
- No problem.
- Wow. Beautiful.
- Hey.
Bec, may-maybe you should
slow down a little bit?
I think maybe you should
slow down a little.
I think maybe
that doesn't, uh, make any sense
- because I'm still on
my first drink.
- Mmm.
Mmm.
To ten amazing years.
Yes.
- Mmm.
- Ten amazing years.
Where do you think we're gonna
be ten years from now, babe?
Probably still at this table,
waiting for our food.
Mmm.
I know what I should do.
Huh?
I should cut my hair short,
like Princess Diana.
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go get you
some bread.
I don't want bread.
- Mr. Pearson?
- Yeah.
- Your babysitter.
- Oh.
Joanie?
It's crazy. It's just--
The whole thing is crazy.
- You know?
They've been dating six months.
I think a good thing to focus on
is that, 20 minutes ago,
you were feeling at peace
with your life.
Yeah, well, my life
just changed pretty radically.
Did it?
Just picture yourself at
your wedding, all right?
When she asked you
if you were in love with her,
- would your answer be
any different now?
I don't know.
- I don't kn-- I know I'm not
the same person I was back then.
I'm a father now.
That changes you.
- You know that.
- Sure.
And-and, you know...
You saw us together.
We're-we're relaxed,
we're good, we're--
We laugh together.
We-we genuinely enjoy
each other's company.
- You're very cute.
- You know? And the idea
of her marrying somebody else
just makes me feel...
...not good.
So, you know,
- maybe that means...
- Maybe we should
just keep driving
until that thought
leaves your mind.
'Kay. Maybe I should
just text her right now,
- just real quick...
- Stop.
Kevin, you're a 41-year-old man
who makes
rash romantic decisions
that reverberate for decades.
Okay? Now, we're gonna go
on a nice scenic drive,
maybe stop for some boba tea
and not send
a self-destructive text message
to your baby mama.
I'm starting to realize
why your kids didn't want to go
on this trip with you, Randall.
I love you, too.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
Don't get too close.
Huh? It's very hot.
You want to do some cooking
with me?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Oh. You smell that?
- Oh, yeah!
- Take a...
- I...
- Yeah. Take a whiff.
What does that smell like?
It smells like apples and pants.
It does smell like apples
and pants.
That's very good.
No, you're actually on
West Ladera.
You're supposed
to be on East Ladera.
Yes. Just please--
Please just hurry.
Yes, pl-- Thank you.
Plumber's lost.
Hey, Kate,
we can just cancel this party.
It's only some of my bridge
friends and his golf buddies,
- who I don't even like
very much.
- What?
Absolutely not, Mom.
I want to do this for you.
Hey, hey, hey. Who's in here
banging pots and pans
while I'm trying
to put Hailey down? Ooh.
There's some bad spirits
up in here.
Dear Lord.
- Oh, shoot.
Oh, wow. Well,
Toby's always wanted
a frickin' waterbed.
- Well, I'm gonna go get him.
- Okay.
- You've got to get
- this mattress
off of here quick.
- Yeah, I guess.
Hey, Toby.
We need you inside.
All right,
come on, buddy. Let's go.
Hey, where are you guys?
Where are you guys?
Oh, my--
What is this? I thought you said
you turned the water off.
I did, Toby, but obviously
enough water was already pumped
into the pipes that it
just blew the ceiling in.
Can you just help us instead of,
like, you know, running
your colorful commentary, Toby?
Yeah, let me just,
let me put Jack down.
I got to find Beth. Hey, Beth?
Beth?
- Beth...
Okay.
- Beth?
- I got Hailey.
Yeah, sorry. Okay.
All right, buddy, you, um, you
got to go to your room, okay?
- Here you go.
Toby,
where the hell are you?
Stay put, okay?
- My 70-year-old mother
- is picking up this mattress!
- Stay right here.
- I'm coming! Relax.
It's heavy. Be careful.
Okay, all right, just slide it,
slide it towards the...
- Toward-towards the window.
Get it straight.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's, uh...
All right, we have to
- move the bedframe.
Yeah, I-I got that.
Here, just get it out
from under...
Move it forward
so you can open the door.
Would you get the door?
Coming!
Slide it towards the...
Oh, thank God. I could hug you.
You want to show me
where the leak is?
Oh, yeah, come in.
All right, so,
it started in the kitchen.
Uh-huh.
- Um...
...right here.
♪ Saturday in the park ♪
♪ Jack's excited
for the swing set. ♪
♪ ♪
Jack?
Jack? Jack?
See, the back, just, is ruined.
Jack-- Hey, is, uh,
is Jack in here with you?
- What? Wh...
- Jack?
- What are you talking about?
- Buddy?
- Toby.
- Jack?
- Huh? Answer me, Jack.
- Toby, what the hell
is happening?
- Jack? Where are you?
- Toby, where did you leave him?
I-I thought that I closed
the gate all the way.
Jack?
What's wrong?
- We can't find Jack.
Buddy?
What?
No, no, no, no.
That-that can't be true.
- He's got to be here somewhere.
- I'll look in the backyard.
Jack?
Hey, hey, bud?
♪ Feel the curb,
listen for cars to pass by. ♪
Hey, Jack!
Jack!
- Jack?
- Jack!
Jack!
- Jack?
Hey, can you check
with that neighbor?
I'm gonna see
if he's at Gregory's.
Jack!
He's not here.
He's not anywhere.
Okay, okay, stop and think.
Do you guys play hide-and-seek?
- Uh...
- Does he have
any-any hiding spots?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
check outside.
Okay.
♪ Down, down, walk sound ♪
♪ Buzzy buzz telephone wires. ♪
Jack? Where are you, babe?
- Jack?
He's not at Gregory's.
Toby, the front door
was unlocked.
I let the plumber in,
and I-I don't think...
I didn't-- I didn't lock it.
We're gonna find him.
I'm gonna go look around
- the neighborhood.
- I'm gonna call the police.
Hey, Jack?
Honey? Hey, bud,
you're not in trouble.
You can come out now, okay?
Jack?
The boots. The boots.
Okay. Mm-hmm.
- He went to the park!
- What?
He's at the park.
He went to the park.
♪ ♪
Jack!
Jack?
Jack?
Oh, Jack. That's my grandson.
Jack.
Hey, hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy, Grandma's here.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Grandma's got you now.
It's okay.
It's okay, Jack,
you-you're all right.
- Let me see. Let me see,
can I look at your head?
- What was-- What was that?
Can I look at your head?
You're okay. Come here.
Grandma's here.
It's okay, honey.
It's okay, honey.
- Kids!
- Kids!
Oh, Daddy is so mad.
You guys are in so much trouble.
Oh, God.
I am sorry. I am so sorry.
Look, I'm sure the kids
were just playing around.
Hey, h-how about an extra ten?
Yeah, I was locked in there
for over an hour.
Oh, no, you're-you're right.
H-H-How about 20? 20?
I-- Please just don't
tell your friends.
- So, what happened?
Mmm.
These potatoes are lumpy,
and I like them.
What's wrong with Mommy?
Two Fluffy Ducks
and a Dirty Banana.
Now answer Daddy.
Joanie was mean.
What do you mean, mean?
"Mean mean."
Kate, look at me.
Who locked Joanie
in the bathroom?
She yelled at Kevin
for not sleeping.
So Kevin locked her
in the bathroom?
No.
You locked her
in the bathroom, Randall?
Randall,
you can tell me.
- Rebecca, please.
- What?
Randall and I talk.
We have a thing.
I did it, okay?
Joanie's not nice.
She calls Kate "Chatty Cathy."
Yeah.
Every time I talk.
It hurts her feelings.
The chair under the doorknob
was my idea.
Well, guys, you can't...
you can't lock someone
in a bathroom
just because they hurt
Kate's feelings.
- You understand?
- Why not?
She's our sister.
- Hey, how is he?
- Is he all right?
Um, he has a nasty gash
on his forehead.
He's in getting stitches
right now,
but he's gonna be all right.
Here.
Now can you help me
fill out this paperwork,
because I can't seem to remember
any of his information.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
- We got it.
- Thank you.
Wait, Jack, we have to put
your hands down, bud.
- I know. I know.
It's okay.
Almost done.
It's okay.
Oh, wait.
Be very careful with scissors...
- You're very brave.
It's okay, buddy,
you're okay.
Almost done, almost done.
He's okay.
I thought that the gate
was locked.
Not here.
I told you. I told you
to listen for the click.
Yes, I know, I know.
Maybe I would've heard the click
if you weren't yelling
at me all the time.
Oh, God-- Toby, come on.
Look, I thought he was safe.
He was there one minute,
and he was gone the next.
But it wasn't just
one minute, Toby.
It-it wasn't. It was,
it was many, many minutes
between Jack leaving his room
and you even bothering
to notice that he was gone.
Gone out the door
you left unlocked, by the way.
The door you taught him
how to open.
Who does that with a,
with a sighted toddler,
let alone a blind child?
And then this park song
that you do with him?
- Okay-- Dignity...
- Oh...
...independence, confidence,
self-respect.
That's what we need to be
instilling in him now, Toby.
Now. Not when he's 12
or 18 or 32.
So he can get it in his soul,
in his cells, so he knows
that he's not broken.
All you've ever seen
were his limitations.
- Okay, okay. You-you need sleep.
From the moment
that we brought him home,
all you did was google
eye surgeries that didn't work
instead of holding him.
So you want to blame it on me
not moving to San Francisco?
Fine, but you know what?
The truth is, you pulled away
from us way back then.
You are losing your mind
right now.
Oh, are you gonna go-- Oh, oh,
you're pulling away, Toby! Bye!
- You all right, Kate?
- All I see are his limitations?
You don't see any.
All right? And that's
just irresponsible.
You know what burns me up?
The fact that you think
because you sing with a bunch
of blind kids that that
makes you the only parent
in this family
that can raise one.
I am the only parent
in this family, Toby, period.
That's the way you want it!
That's the way you've made it!
Guys, take it easy, yeah?
Do you even want me
to move back to L.A.?
What?
- Do you?
- Um-- Oh, I'm sorry,
do you not feel wanted
right now, Toby?
I feel judged and blamed
every day.
That's how I feel.
Judged and blamed.
Let's get your finger
out of her face
and watch how you talk to her.
How about that?
What-what-what are you talk--
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing everywhere
here? You're in my house.
- I'm here because--
- You're in my marriage.
- Well, you're not here!
You're not here, are you? Huh?
You guys,
let's just stop.
That's why I'm here.
- 'Cause you're not.
Okay? Just...
Stop.
Well, there it is.
This is per-- it's perfect.
Way it's always been.
Thank you.
I had to see them.
- Of course.
- After what happened with Jack.
I know.
Just... the thought of it...
Yeah.
♪ ♪
Well, I-I should
get back to Kate's, so...
Yeah.
Um, have a good night.
Hey.
You okay?
Yeah.
It's-it's just, uh...
I was, I was
at the hospital earlier,
I was filling out all
of those forms, you know,
the, uh, intake forms,
and it dawned on me that...
you're still
my emergency contact.
I was thinking maybe I should
change it to Randall.
Randall
lives across the country.
How would he help you
in an emergency?
Yeah, but Randall is out here
an obnoxious amount of times.
And-- Or maybe
I'll make it Kate, but...
What I'm saying is you are...
...officially released from
your emergency contact duties.
Hey, Kev.
Um...
I think Elijah's
gonna propose to me.
Oh.
Oh. Well, that's, uh...
Oof. How does it make you feel?
Can you handle the truth
if I tell you?
Yeah. Yeah.
Very excited.
I... I really love him, Kevin.
Well, then that makes me
very, very happy.
- Hey, Kev.
- Hmm?
I am the mother
of your children.
I will be your emergency contact
for as long
as you need me to be.
Okay.
- Night.
- Good night.
♪ ♪
♪ I met two angels,
but they were in disguise ♪
♪ Took one look to realize ♪
♪ Tell them anything
and they will sympathize ♪
♪ These arms hold me tight ♪
♪ Old fears, helped to ease
them in my mind ♪
♪ New tears say
that they will dry in time ♪
♪ Why me? ♪
♪ How'd I get this hallelujah? ♪
♪ Hallelujah... ♪
- So...
- So...
Well, this party blew.
It did.
- Glad you came out for it?
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah?
How'd it go with Madison?
Uh, you know, it's--
uh, we eloped.
- Good for you.
- Yeah, yeah, it was a...
small little, uh, wedding--
drive-through,
off of Sepulveda there,
it was nice, yeah.
We had Carl's Jr.
afterwards, so...
- Answer me this.
- Yeah?
Why isn't it "Carl Jr.'s"?
- L.A.'s stupid.
- Yes, it's so stupid.
Hey, Katie girl.
How we doing?
Never better.
♪ ♪
Come on.
After they got done
stitching Jack up,
the doctor asked him why he went
to the park, and he said,
"Because that's where Mommy
and Daddy are happy."
♪ I met two angels,
but they were in disguise ♪
♪ Took one look to realize ♪
♪ Tell them anything
and they will sympathize ♪
♪ These arms hold me tight ♪
♪ Old fears, helped
to ease them in my mind ♪
♪ New tears say ♪
♪ That they will dry in time ♪
♪ Why me? ♪
♪ How'd I get this hallelujah? ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Laughing together like
our thoughts are harmonized ♪
♪ Been that way since '95 ♪
♪ Give me direction
when it is hard to fight ♪
♪ Three roads, one light ♪
♪ Now and then I can
lean my back to yours ♪
♪ Traveling like our feet
don't touch the floor ♪
♪ Why me? ♪
♪ How'd I get this hallelujah? ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Hallelujah... ♪
I loved this anniversary.
- What? I mean it.
- You're obviously still drunk.
- Mm-mm.
Think about it, babe.
Our first time leaving them
home for a whole night...
- Half a night.
- And what did they do?
- They ruined it.
- No. They banded together.
They looked out for one another.
This is a seminal moment, Jack.
I know you may not see it
right now, but trust me.
Kevin protecting Kate
and Randall then jumping in
to protect Kevin protecting Kate
and Kate defending both of them.
I-I couldn't ask
for a better gift.
I could.
I could definitely ask
for a better gift.
- How about, next anniversary...
- Mm. Mm-hmm?
...I get you...
Oh, that-- Can I get that
for Christmas?
- Mm.
- You know, Christmas
is a lot sooner.
- Yeah, we'll see.
- Okay.
♪ How'd I get this hallelujah? ♪
♪ Hallelujah. ♪
I don't know if Toby and I
are gonna make it.
Plumbers are expensive.
We're not exactly swimming in it
at the moment.
Okay, well,
it's gonna be more expensive
if there's water damage or--
Kate, I'll fix it.
Promise.
Sometimes I look at you, Toby,
and I don't even know
who you are anymore.
What is so terrible
about me right now?
That I don't want to dress
like a clown?
That I want to buy
a nice house for my family?
- I don't know, Toby.
- Kate, what about you?
You love the life
that you are living.
This life that you are building
without me.
Moving here is the only way
that we are gonna stay a family.
It is the only option.
Did you, uh,
fill Sheila's job yet?
No, but we're looking
at applicants.
I'd like to be considered.
You know, you don't need
to keep using that thing.
It's, like, the literal symbol
of the day your mom and dad's
marriage blew up.
That day
almost permanently deformed
that near-perfect face of yours.
- It's bright in here.
I can see some light.
- How do you--?
Just a little,
and really, really
blurry shapes,
but nothing clearly.
I didn't say "never."
I never said never.
I just said not right now,
not when we're like this.
Okay, okay, okay,
let me... let me see
if I understand
your grand plan here.
Oh, my God,
can we just...
No, no, no, no, no.
Just let me, let me map it out,
let me map it out so I,
so I understand.
You refuse
to move to San Francisco,
but you will take a bigger
teaching job here in L.A.
- How does that fix our family?!
- Two weeks ago, you were
- okay with me exploring this.
- Two weeks ago, I was still
in shock from your rather huge,
- rather humiliating
unilateral decision.
- "Decision"?
You had, you gave me an
ultimatum. You said I had to...
- What was that?
Jack?
Buddy, you okay?
- Hey, hey, hey.
Are you okay?
Come here. What happened?
What--?
I knocked something over.
That's okay. Are you okay?
Yeah.
Well, hey, do you,
do you know what today is?
- Saturday.
- Yeah, that's right.
- And what do we do on Saturdays?
- We go to the park.
- We go to the park.
- Yeah.
- Park day!
- Yay!
♪ Saturday ♪
♪ In the park ♪
♪ Jack's excited
for the swing set ♪
Move your cane
with your wrist, Jack.
Good.
Uh, should we be holding
both his hands?
He's got to practice, though.
♪ 12 steps to the sidewalk ♪
♪ And then we make
a turn to the left ♪
Jesus.
♪ Stop at the curb ♪
♪ Hop that dog turd ♪
♪ That always seems
to be there ♪
♪ Always seems to be there ♪
♪ And listen for the cars ♪
Yeah!
Unless they're electric.
Silent killers.
Okay, join in or stop.
Okay.
♪ Step down ♪
♪ Step down,
go towards the sound ♪
♪ Of buzzy buzz
telephone wires ♪
♪ Feel the curb, step up and ♪
- Grr!
- ♪ Grr ♪
♪ 'Cause this one's
a little bit higher ♪
♪ Jackie in his rubber boots ♪
♪ For puddles, ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
- We added a line.
What was it again?
- Yeah...
♪ Puddles full of wetness ♪
♪ And-and sandboxes ♪
♪ Full of tetanus ♪
♪ Seven steps to the grass ♪
♪ Now we know
that Jack has arrived. ♪
All right, buddy,
I'll take that.
Good job.
Can I walk to the swing?
Yeah, go, go, go.
Yes!
Uh-oh.
- It's a bird.
It's a plane!
It's Pooper-man!
Higher!
Up?
What do you think, Alice?
- Should we zing zang zoom
this guy to the moon?
I don't know, Ralph.
Aah!
This guy is a mental case.
I missed that.
Your laugh.
I know. Me, too.
I need more.
- He needs more.
Oh, you need some more?
Whoa!
Up!
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah!
Oh!
♪ ♪
All right, pace it up, Picassos.
As soon as Mom is ready,
and if the sitter
ever gets here,
Mom and Dad are gonna
take off for a special
grown-ups dinner.
How do you spell "anniversary"?
A-N-N-- you know what?
Just look at whatever Randall
wrote. Kev, come on, man.
You got to finish this stuff--
open up.
I'm full.
You're full? Big guy like you?
No, there's got to be room
in there-- come on, dig deeper.
Here I come!
Oh, wowza.
It's not too much?
Oh, it is definitely,
definitely too much.
- But happy tenth, babe.
- Happy tenth.
Mm.
- Hey, babe?
- Yeah?
Are you warming up milk?
Since when do you warm up milk?
- Um...
- What did you
- feed the kids for dinner?
- So much turkey.
Yeah.
- And mash potatoes.
Oh, you're trying
to knock out our kids.
The sooner we can get
the kids down,
the sooner I can get
my foxy wife home and...
And what?
And... get a good night's rest.
- Yes.
- Because it's been
a long time...
- Since we've had
any kind of real... sleep.
- Good...
- Sitter.
Thank God!
Hey, Mom?
- Hmm?
- I got it.
It's your anniversary.
Today is your day.
I'm just trying to help.
Maybe you could help by,
uh, removing that creepy doll?
It's staring at me.
"Creepy"? This-this doll is
- a Puerto Rican
wedding tradition.
- Mm-hmm.
It's the doll
that was on our lovers' table
exactly ten years ago today.
I think recreating some
of our wedding moments
was a very sweet idea, honey.
Oh, thank you.
I don't know, do you think
Miguel looks at that doll
when Mom leaves town
to sort of, uh,
grease the wheels?
- You're disgusting. Get away.
- I'm disgust--?
Miguel just said
"lovers' table."
How am I disgusting?
Where's Toby, by the way?
Oh, uh, well,
he's out back pretending
that he doesn't know
how to light
the Big Green Egg
in an effort to avoid me.
But he's got the "egg-niter."
You know how I know
about the egg-niter?
Because he talked
about the egg-niter
last egg-night, all egg-night.
Yeah.
Did you and Toby get into
another fight last night?
Why? What did you hear?
I mean, I didn't hear anything
specific; it's just...
I tried, you know,
but your walls are really thick.
Well, Toby left one
of Jack's safety gates open,
and I told him that he has
to listen for the click.
Got to listen for the click.
If you don't hear the click--
If you don't hear the click,
then it's not locked, right.
So then he said
I was helicopter-parenting
his parenting...
I don't know, maybe I am,
but, like, he's never here.
And so, you know,
that broken record
skipped to our daily fight
about San Francisco.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well...
- now, Bug... if you need--
- Mm-mm.
If you need
a little break, you're
more than welcome
to come join me and Miguel
at our... lovers' casa.
- Give me a hug.
Bring it in for a hug.
- Please!
- Put her away.
- So weird!
- It is weird.
What's so, uh...
what's so funny
in here, huh, kids?
Oh, nothing. I'm just trying
to cheer up Kate.
Why did--?
Why did Kate need cheering up?
I don't. He's just an idiot.
- You're an idiot.
- Yeah, I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot
with his bags packed, though.
Did you see that,
I got my bags packed?
Escrow closes tomorrow
on my new house.
And I will be
out of your hair for good.
Mommy!
- Oh, I'll get Hailey.
- Kev, can you actually get--?
- I'm on it. I hear.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks.
Come on, hon, let's go see if
we can whip up some rum punch.
- I'm just trying to help.
- I know.
Hey, thank you so much
for doing this party.
Yeah, of course, um...
Uh, seriously, though,
what-what were you two
laughing about when I came in?
I don't...
That doll.
Did you tell him
about our fight?
He could hear us.
Okay.
Wait, Toby, come on,
I-I thought that
we were just gonna try
to have, like, one nice day.
I'm just going to smoke
Miguel's meat.
That came out weird, but yeah.
Hey, Mama.
Walk to the park.
You know what, Jackie, we can't.
But it's Saturday.
- I know, I know.
Open the door with you, Mama?
Okay.
- Okay, let's go.
- All right.
Okay, unlock it.
Your hand.
There we go. Go for it.
Opened that door.
Good job.
Oh, there's my nephew!
Hey!
- Hi.
Hi. Hi.
I still can't believe you came
all this way for a barbecue.
- Me, neither.
For Mom and Miguel's
tenth anniversary party,
come on!
- We wouldn't miss it.
Our hormonal girls,
on the other hand, opted
to stay at home with my mom
and get their knuckles slapped.
Well, I'm really glad
that you're here.
Aw, glad to be here.
Okay, we're hugging again.
That's cool. It's cool.
We're doing a long one. Yeah.
Oh, with a little bit
of rocking.
- Yeah.
- Jack?
Hey, let's go
to the kitchen, bud.
- Let's, uh, let this happen.
Okay.
Hey, what's going on?
I can't handle it, Randall.
I can't.
Every day, I wake up
and I think, "Okay,
today's the day that
Toby and I aren't gonna fight."
And then there's
trip wires everywhere.
God, and Kevin,
he's driving him crazy.
Honestly, I think that Toby
might kill him,
and I don't want him
to kill him.
- Tell me what to do.
- Take Kevin out of here.
Go pick up the twins early
from Madison's or something.
Just take a long time, please.
I got you. Hey.
You guys are gonna make it
through this.
You hear me?
You want me to get Beth
out of here, too?
What? No.
She's, like, the least stressful
person in this whole family. No.
- Try not to create
a lot of stress.
Kate?
- Yeah?
- Little issue in here.
Oopsie.
Great.
This feels about right.
Oh, my God, this place, Jack.
When the girl hung up my coat
back there, I almost cried.
I mean, I can't tell you
the last time someone actually
hung up my coat for me.
- Wow, cheap date.
- I mean, this is
my first night out
in almost six years.
You are the greatest husband.
This is the greatest restaurant.
- It's gonna be
the greatest night of my life.
- Okay.
- No pressure.
- No pressure.
- Well, hello.
Hi.
- Can I start you guys
with a drink?
Uh, yes, please.
Um, do you happen to serve
drinks with adorable names?
- I thought I heard you serve
drinks with adorable names.
- Yes.
Well, our signature drinks are:
Between the Sheets,
Blue Lagoon, Dirty Banana,
Fluffy Duck, Fuzzy Navel,
- Jungle Bird--
- Yes.
Yes?
Yes to all of them, one by one.
- Thank you.
- I'll have a beer.
- You got it.
- Thank you.
Hi.
I am carefree, childless
- Rebecca Malone--
do you remember me?
- Yeah, faintly.
I...
am gonna rock
your world tonight, babe.
I'm gonna get the check now.
Mommy and Daddy usually
put us to sleep at 8:00,
but now it's 8:34
because we were too excited
because tonight is
a special night
because we all get to sleep
together.
All right, Chatty Cathy.
Time to find your off switch.
I mean, geez.
He-Man, G.I. Joe,
you ready for lights-out?
No! I'm not tired!
I'm not going to sleep!
Come on, Kevin, it's bedtime.
No. I don't like you.
Well, I don't care. Bedtime.
I said no.
I didn't know things
had gotten so bad
- between Kate and Toby.
- Yeah, man.
It's not very good.
- What are we doing?
- Oh, yeah, no, I don't use
my house key here anymore.
Out of respect.
For the mother of my children.
- Got ya.
- Yeah.
Well, Kate stuff aside,
you seem to be doing
pretty well, Kev.
Thanks, yeah.
Putting down some roots,
you know, solid base.
- I'm at peace
with my life, you know?
- Yeah.
Plus my new place
has those fancy toilets.
You know, the ones that spray,
so you barely have to wipe?
- Got one of 'em.
- I know you do.
- Hey!
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Come in.
- Thank you.
Madison!
Randall!
Oh, my goodness, look at these
beautiful babies.
Beautiful, right?
Hey, you taking them out?
Yeah, we are off to music class.
You are two hours early, dude.
I... Yeah, I know, I know.
Kate kicked me out. She thought
Toby was gonna murder me.
How'd you know
she was worried about that?
We're twins.
It's that ESP thing.
Plus I-I heard her tell you.
- That sounds right, yeah.
- Yep.
Well, I can drop them off
at the party later.
Yeah? That sounds good. Okay.
Hey, I saw Elijah's car.
You want to meet Elijah?
It's Madison's new beau.
Our dynamic is super weird,
and it's wildly uncomfortable.
- It's true.
- Can't wait.
Well, I'm sorry
I have to miss that.
Well, let me help you
- with this monster stroller.
- Thank you.
- And Elijah's where?
- Uh, in my bedroom.
Okay, all right.
Be good to your mom.
- Say, "Bye-bye, Daddy."
- Okay, bye!
My goodness,
these kids are growing!
I know.
Hey, man, what are you doing?
Hi there.
- Yeah, so I know
what this looks like.
- Well...
...it looks like you're
stealing Madison's jewelry.
Yeah, yeah, I know, but it's
not that at all, I swear.
- So how are you?
- Me?
I'm good, I'm good.
What-what...?
What's under your shirt?
Uh...
Okay, look, it's...
Wow, I look like a real pervy
thief, don't I? But I'm not.
It's a, um...
ring sizer.
Oh.
Oh, oh, yeah, you're, you're,
you're gonna, uh...
Yeah, yeah.
This isn't
happening right now.
Okay.
Can you just move that towel
so I can get up there?
- Here's some towels.
- No, not the good towels.
Well, yeah,
I can wash them afterwards.
- Hey, Kate, I'm gonna
turn off this stove, okay?
- Okay. Thank you.
Hey, uh, Toby, I don't think
it's a good idea
to open that up right now.
Stay right here.
- Yeah, we need to turn the
water off to the house first.
- Yeah.
- Wait, so we're not
gonna have water?
Toby, I begged you to call
the plumber about this.
We couldn't afford it
then, okay?
Okay, so now we have
a more expensive problem.
It's good thing I have
such a high-paying
job that you resent so much.
You know what, Miguel?
Can you please help my wife
with this since she thinks
- I can't take care of it?
I'm gonna go check on the grill.
- Yeah, sure.
Hey, sweetheart, it's just,
it's a leak, it's okay.
Toby, can you please
take Jack with you?
It's a little slippery in here.
And make sure that you close
the gate to the--
I know, until it clicks!
I got it.
Can I put shoes on him first,
please?
At least let me do that.
Come on, sweetheart.
Let's go put your shoes on.
Come on.
Here.
Miguel made 'em.
I don't know what's in this,
- but it's getting the job done.
- Okay.
So, this is the famous
Big Green Egg, huh?
Did it come
with a big green ham?
You know, like--
Because Green Eggs and-- No?
You're not in the mood?
I feel you.
I liked-- I liked it. Sorry.
Sor-- And sorry for the scene
in there.
You know,
every time I walk into a room
with Kate in it, I tell myself,
"Toby, be light.
Be playful." And then I just--
- I lose myself.
- Oh, please.
I blame Kevin, okay?
He came to live with us
for a year,
and I nearly killed Randall.
Kev can drive a person crazy.
Hey, Toblerone.
I know it's none of my business,
but, you know,
uh, Randall and I did the
long-distance thing for a while,
when he was campaigning
in Philly,
and...
it's a bitch.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.
But, uh, we made it through.
Yeah, I think the difference
is...
you moved for him, Beth.
Well, I moved for myself.
And for work.
- And for...
- For your marriage.
♪ ♪
Hey, Jack. Your shoes
are lined up so neatly.
- Oh, yeah.
- They are.
- Did your mommy do it?
Yes. These ones,
high-tops. Low-tops.
Rubber boots.
Dressy shoes.
I hate dressy shoes.
Yeah. I hate dressy shoes, too.
They're very uncomfy.
So which ones should we wear
to the barbecue, you think?
Should we wear the rubber boots?
Oh, but they're for
muddy puddles.
- Okay?
- Oh,
rubber boots
are for muddy puddles.
- Okay.
- Yeah. For the park.
Grandma, are you sad?
Honey.
You know what? I...
I just-- I want to feel useful.
And Grandma does not feel
very useful today.
Oh, yeah.
Is Jackie sad?
Jackie's sad.
Mommy and Daddy are mad a lot.
Mommy and Daddy
are mad a lot?
Yeah.
Well, mommies and daddies
fight sometimes.
But it's gonna be okay.
Okay.
These ones.
- Low-tops.
- Low-tops.
You got it.
Let's put these on then.
Come on.
- Mmm!
- There you are.
- Must be a good one.
Hmm.
Mmm.
Good to the last drop.
- Thank you!
- No problem.
- Wow. Beautiful.
- Hey.
Bec, may-maybe you should
slow down a little bit?
I think maybe you should
slow down a little.
I think maybe
that doesn't, uh, make any sense
- because I'm still on
my first drink.
- Mmm.
Mmm.
To ten amazing years.
Yes.
- Mmm.
- Ten amazing years.
Where do you think we're gonna
be ten years from now, babe?
Probably still at this table,
waiting for our food.
Mmm.
I know what I should do.
Huh?
I should cut my hair short,
like Princess Diana.
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go get you
some bread.
I don't want bread.
- Mr. Pearson?
- Yeah.
- Your babysitter.
- Oh.
Joanie?
It's crazy. It's just--
The whole thing is crazy.
- You know?
They've been dating six months.
I think a good thing to focus on
is that, 20 minutes ago,
you were feeling at peace
with your life.
Yeah, well, my life
just changed pretty radically.
Did it?
Just picture yourself at
your wedding, all right?
When she asked you
if you were in love with her,
- would your answer be
any different now?
I don't know.
- I don't kn-- I know I'm not
the same person I was back then.
I'm a father now.
That changes you.
- You know that.
- Sure.
And-and, you know...
You saw us together.
We're-we're relaxed,
we're good, we're--
We laugh together.
We-we genuinely enjoy
each other's company.
- You're very cute.
- You know? And the idea
of her marrying somebody else
just makes me feel...
...not good.
So, you know,
- maybe that means...
- Maybe we should
just keep driving
until that thought
leaves your mind.
'Kay. Maybe I should
just text her right now,
- just real quick...
- Stop.
Kevin, you're a 41-year-old man
who makes
rash romantic decisions
that reverberate for decades.
Okay? Now, we're gonna go
on a nice scenic drive,
maybe stop for some boba tea
and not send
a self-destructive text message
to your baby mama.
I'm starting to realize
why your kids didn't want to go
on this trip with you, Randall.
I love you, too.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
Don't get too close.
Huh? It's very hot.
You want to do some cooking
with me?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Oh. You smell that?
- Oh, yeah!
- Take a...
- I...
- Yeah. Take a whiff.
What does that smell like?
It smells like apples and pants.
It does smell like apples
and pants.
That's very good.
No, you're actually on
West Ladera.
You're supposed
to be on East Ladera.
Yes. Just please--
Please just hurry.
Yes, pl-- Thank you.
Plumber's lost.
Hey, Kate,
we can just cancel this party.
It's only some of my bridge
friends and his golf buddies,
- who I don't even like
very much.
- What?
Absolutely not, Mom.
I want to do this for you.
Hey, hey, hey. Who's in here
banging pots and pans
while I'm trying
to put Hailey down? Ooh.
There's some bad spirits
up in here.
Dear Lord.
- Oh, shoot.
Oh, wow. Well,
Toby's always wanted
a frickin' waterbed.
- Well, I'm gonna go get him.
- Okay.
- You've got to get
- this mattress
off of here quick.
- Yeah, I guess.
Hey, Toby.
We need you inside.
All right,
come on, buddy. Let's go.
Hey, where are you guys?
Where are you guys?
Oh, my--
What is this? I thought you said
you turned the water off.
I did, Toby, but obviously
enough water was already pumped
into the pipes that it
just blew the ceiling in.
Can you just help us instead of,
like, you know, running
your colorful commentary, Toby?
Yeah, let me just,
let me put Jack down.
I got to find Beth. Hey, Beth?
Beth?
- Beth...
Okay.
- Beth?
- I got Hailey.
Yeah, sorry. Okay.
All right, buddy, you, um, you
got to go to your room, okay?
- Here you go.
Toby,
where the hell are you?
Stay put, okay?
- My 70-year-old mother
- is picking up this mattress!
- Stay right here.
- I'm coming! Relax.
It's heavy. Be careful.
Okay, all right, just slide it,
slide it towards the...
- Toward-towards the window.
Get it straight.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's, uh...
All right, we have to
- move the bedframe.
Yeah, I-I got that.
Here, just get it out
from under...
Move it forward
so you can open the door.
Would you get the door?
Coming!
Slide it towards the...
Oh, thank God. I could hug you.
You want to show me
where the leak is?
Oh, yeah, come in.
All right, so,
it started in the kitchen.
Uh-huh.
- Um...
...right here.
♪ Saturday in the park ♪
♪ Jack's excited
for the swing set. ♪
♪ ♪
Jack?
Jack? Jack?
See, the back, just, is ruined.
Jack-- Hey, is, uh,
is Jack in here with you?
- What? Wh...
- Jack?
- What are you talking about?
- Buddy?
- Toby.
- Jack?
- Huh? Answer me, Jack.
- Toby, what the hell
is happening?
- Jack? Where are you?
- Toby, where did you leave him?
I-I thought that I closed
the gate all the way.
Jack?
What's wrong?
- We can't find Jack.
Buddy?
What?
No, no, no, no.
That-that can't be true.
- He's got to be here somewhere.
- I'll look in the backyard.
Jack?
Hey, hey, bud?
♪ Feel the curb,
listen for cars to pass by. ♪
Hey, Jack!
Jack!
- Jack?
- Jack!
Jack!
- Jack?
Hey, can you check
with that neighbor?
I'm gonna see
if he's at Gregory's.
Jack!
He's not here.
He's not anywhere.
Okay, okay, stop and think.
Do you guys play hide-and-seek?
- Uh...
- Does he have
any-any hiding spots?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
check outside.
Okay.
♪ Down, down, walk sound ♪
♪ Buzzy buzz telephone wires. ♪
Jack? Where are you, babe?
- Jack?
He's not at Gregory's.
Toby, the front door
was unlocked.
I let the plumber in,
and I-I don't think...
I didn't-- I didn't lock it.
We're gonna find him.
I'm gonna go look around
- the neighborhood.
- I'm gonna call the police.
Hey, Jack?
Honey? Hey, bud,
you're not in trouble.
You can come out now, okay?
Jack?
The boots. The boots.
Okay. Mm-hmm.
- He went to the park!
- What?
He's at the park.
He went to the park.
♪ ♪
Jack!
Jack?
Jack?
Oh, Jack. That's my grandson.
Jack.
Hey, hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy, Grandma's here.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Grandma's got you now.
It's okay.
It's okay, Jack,
you-you're all right.
- Let me see. Let me see,
can I look at your head?
- What was-- What was that?
Can I look at your head?
You're okay. Come here.
Grandma's here.
It's okay, honey.
It's okay, honey.
- Kids!
- Kids!
Oh, Daddy is so mad.
You guys are in so much trouble.
Oh, God.
I am sorry. I am so sorry.
Look, I'm sure the kids
were just playing around.
Hey, h-how about an extra ten?
Yeah, I was locked in there
for over an hour.
Oh, no, you're-you're right.
H-H-How about 20? 20?
I-- Please just don't
tell your friends.
- So, what happened?
Mmm.
These potatoes are lumpy,
and I like them.
What's wrong with Mommy?
Two Fluffy Ducks
and a Dirty Banana.
Now answer Daddy.
Joanie was mean.
What do you mean, mean?
"Mean mean."
Kate, look at me.
Who locked Joanie
in the bathroom?
She yelled at Kevin
for not sleeping.
So Kevin locked her
in the bathroom?
No.
You locked her
in the bathroom, Randall?
Randall,
you can tell me.
- Rebecca, please.
- What?
Randall and I talk.
We have a thing.
I did it, okay?
Joanie's not nice.
She calls Kate "Chatty Cathy."
Yeah.
Every time I talk.
It hurts her feelings.
The chair under the doorknob
was my idea.
Well, guys, you can't...
you can't lock someone
in a bathroom
just because they hurt
Kate's feelings.
- You understand?
- Why not?
She's our sister.
- Hey, how is he?
- Is he all right?
Um, he has a nasty gash
on his forehead.
He's in getting stitches
right now,
but he's gonna be all right.
Here.
Now can you help me
fill out this paperwork,
because I can't seem to remember
any of his information.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
- We got it.
- Thank you.
Wait, Jack, we have to put
your hands down, bud.
- I know. I know.
It's okay.
Almost done.
It's okay.
Oh, wait.
Be very careful with scissors...
- You're very brave.
It's okay, buddy,
you're okay.
Almost done, almost done.
He's okay.
I thought that the gate
was locked.
Not here.
I told you. I told you
to listen for the click.
Yes, I know, I know.
Maybe I would've heard the click
if you weren't yelling
at me all the time.
Oh, God-- Toby, come on.
Look, I thought he was safe.
He was there one minute,
and he was gone the next.
But it wasn't just
one minute, Toby.
It-it wasn't. It was,
it was many, many minutes
between Jack leaving his room
and you even bothering
to notice that he was gone.
Gone out the door
you left unlocked, by the way.
The door you taught him
how to open.
Who does that with a,
with a sighted toddler,
let alone a blind child?
And then this park song
that you do with him?
- Okay-- Dignity...
- Oh...
...independence, confidence,
self-respect.
That's what we need to be
instilling in him now, Toby.
Now. Not when he's 12
or 18 or 32.
So he can get it in his soul,
in his cells, so he knows
that he's not broken.
All you've ever seen
were his limitations.
- Okay, okay. You-you need sleep.
From the moment
that we brought him home,
all you did was google
eye surgeries that didn't work
instead of holding him.
So you want to blame it on me
not moving to San Francisco?
Fine, but you know what?
The truth is, you pulled away
from us way back then.
You are losing your mind
right now.
Oh, are you gonna go-- Oh, oh,
you're pulling away, Toby! Bye!
- You all right, Kate?
- All I see are his limitations?
You don't see any.
All right? And that's
just irresponsible.
You know what burns me up?
The fact that you think
because you sing with a bunch
of blind kids that that
makes you the only parent
in this family
that can raise one.
I am the only parent
in this family, Toby, period.
That's the way you want it!
That's the way you've made it!
Guys, take it easy, yeah?
Do you even want me
to move back to L.A.?
What?
- Do you?
- Um-- Oh, I'm sorry,
do you not feel wanted
right now, Toby?
I feel judged and blamed
every day.
That's how I feel.
Judged and blamed.
Let's get your finger
out of her face
and watch how you talk to her.
How about that?
What-what-what are you talk--
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing everywhere
here? You're in my house.
- I'm here because--
- You're in my marriage.
- Well, you're not here!
You're not here, are you? Huh?
You guys,
let's just stop.
That's why I'm here.
- 'Cause you're not.
Okay? Just...
Stop.
Well, there it is.
This is per-- it's perfect.
Way it's always been.
Thank you.
I had to see them.
- Of course.
- After what happened with Jack.
I know.
Just... the thought of it...
Yeah.
♪ ♪
Well, I-I should
get back to Kate's, so...
Yeah.
Um, have a good night.
Hey.
You okay?
Yeah.
It's-it's just, uh...
I was, I was
at the hospital earlier,
I was filling out all
of those forms, you know,
the, uh, intake forms,
and it dawned on me that...
you're still
my emergency contact.
I was thinking maybe I should
change it to Randall.
Randall
lives across the country.
How would he help you
in an emergency?
Yeah, but Randall is out here
an obnoxious amount of times.
And-- Or maybe
I'll make it Kate, but...
What I'm saying is you are...
...officially released from
your emergency contact duties.
Hey, Kev.
Um...
I think Elijah's
gonna propose to me.
Oh.
Oh. Well, that's, uh...
Oof. How does it make you feel?
Can you handle the truth
if I tell you?
Yeah. Yeah.
Very excited.
I... I really love him, Kevin.
Well, then that makes me
very, very happy.
- Hey, Kev.
- Hmm?
I am the mother
of your children.
I will be your emergency contact
for as long
as you need me to be.
Okay.
- Night.
- Good night.
♪ ♪
♪ I met two angels,
but they were in disguise ♪
♪ Took one look to realize ♪
♪ Tell them anything
and they will sympathize ♪
♪ These arms hold me tight ♪
♪ Old fears, helped to ease
them in my mind ♪
♪ New tears say
that they will dry in time ♪
♪ Why me? ♪
♪ How'd I get this hallelujah? ♪
♪ Hallelujah... ♪
- So...
- So...
Well, this party blew.
It did.
- Glad you came out for it?
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah?
How'd it go with Madison?
Uh, you know, it's--
uh, we eloped.
- Good for you.
- Yeah, yeah, it was a...
small little, uh, wedding--
drive-through,
off of Sepulveda there,
it was nice, yeah.
We had Carl's Jr.
afterwards, so...
- Answer me this.
- Yeah?
Why isn't it "Carl Jr.'s"?
- L.A.'s stupid.
- Yes, it's so stupid.
Hey, Katie girl.
How we doing?
Never better.
♪ ♪
Come on.
After they got done
stitching Jack up,
the doctor asked him why he went
to the park, and he said,
"Because that's where Mommy
and Daddy are happy."
♪ I met two angels,
but they were in disguise ♪
♪ Took one look to realize ♪
♪ Tell them anything
and they will sympathize ♪
♪ These arms hold me tight ♪
♪ Old fears, helped
to ease them in my mind ♪
♪ New tears say ♪
♪ That they will dry in time ♪
♪ Why me? ♪
♪ How'd I get this hallelujah? ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Laughing together like
our thoughts are harmonized ♪
♪ Been that way since '95 ♪
♪ Give me direction
when it is hard to fight ♪
♪ Three roads, one light ♪
♪ Now and then I can
lean my back to yours ♪
♪ Traveling like our feet
don't touch the floor ♪
♪ Why me? ♪
♪ How'd I get this hallelujah? ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Hallelujah... ♪
I loved this anniversary.
- What? I mean it.
- You're obviously still drunk.
- Mm-mm.
Think about it, babe.
Our first time leaving them
home for a whole night...
- Half a night.
- And what did they do?
- They ruined it.
- No. They banded together.
They looked out for one another.
This is a seminal moment, Jack.
I know you may not see it
right now, but trust me.
Kevin protecting Kate
and Randall then jumping in
to protect Kevin protecting Kate
and Kate defending both of them.
I-I couldn't ask
for a better gift.
I could.
I could definitely ask
for a better gift.
- How about, next anniversary...
- Mm. Mm-hmm?
...I get you...
Oh, that-- Can I get that
for Christmas?
- Mm.
- You know, Christmas
is a lot sooner.
- Yeah, we'll see.
- Okay.
♪ How'd I get this hallelujah? ♪
♪ Hallelujah. ♪
I don't know if Toby and I
are gonna make it.