This Is Us (2016–…): Season 5, Episode 15 - Jerry 2.0 - full transcript

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Hey, Kate, it's
Madison. I slept with Kevin.

Explain why you, famous
person, decides to sleep

with my closest friend.

- I'm pregnant, Kevin.
To hell with it.

I say we
just get married.

Let's shock the world
and get married.

I got a call from
a talent manager.

And she wants me to go to L.A.

for a few months so she
can send me on auditions.

And what about you? Will
you be going with him?



Oh, I can't. I have school.

Yeah, and I'll be back before
Sophie can even miss me.

What about right here?
Yeah.

Right here, right here.

They're your mom's favorites.

Best movie ever.

Best movie ever.

Hey, sorry pilot
season didn't work out, Kev.

But, you know, it's really
good to have you back east.

Thanks, man.
And look on the bright side.

You got home just in time
for your wife's summer break.

I have no
idea how you guys did

cross-country for
four whole months.

Beth got this internship
in Boston this summer,



and, you know, just the thought
of us being apart is killing us.

Yeah, well, I haven't even
decided if I'm gonna take it.

You guys are being dramatic.
Boston isn't even that far away.

I mean, Sophie and I were on
different coasts for months.

It was, like, super easy.

I mean, I don't
know if it was that easy.

At least, not for me.

I'm just glad that
you're home for good.

Okay, everyone, we're leaving
for the cabin in 20 minutes.

I want to get up
there before dark.

I can't believe I'm
going to the cabin

with a bunch of couples.

You're not going with just
couples. You'll have me.

Oh, "Her mother said, before
Kate smothered herself

to death with a throw pillow."

Stop. You'll have me, too.

- You're going to love the cabin.

- It's mad romantic.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm sure.

You know I dig it when
you wear your L.L.Bean.

I got to admit,

I am very into
lumberjack Randall.

It's fisherman Randall.

Kevin got everybody fly-fishing
gear for the bachelor party.

What else you guys have on
the agenda this weekend, hmm?

Gonna order up some
strippers to the cabin?

Put the "Oh" back in Poconos?

Nicky and Kevin are sober.

Toby isn't exactly rowdy.

And Miguel's idea of
fun is a crossword

and a strong herbal tea.

So we'll probably
be putting the "ay"

- in Earl Grey.
- Ugh.

Are you sure you want
to go out there early

for Madison's bachelorette?

With everything you've been
going through with the studio?

I'm actually looking
forward to it.

You know? Spend a couple days
in the sun with our girls.

And then your date will
meet you for the wedding.

Oh, well, tell my
date that I have

this newly-discovered
thing for fishermen.

- Mm-hmm.
- He should dress accordingly.

Will do.

Mm-mm.

Leave the boots on.

: Okay.

Babe, I don't know. Is
this, is this cool or lame?

I just want everything to be
perfect for Madison tomorrow.

Yeah, no, it
all looks great.

Madison's lucky to have you.

Aw. Well, thank you.

The kids and I are
lucky to have you.

Babe, listen, why don't you
take this weekend to recharge?

Hang out with the guys
and get far, far away

from the Moanasoundtrack.

- Oh, God.
- You deserve it.

- Mm. Thanks.
- Mwah.

Yeah.

I will.

Don't forget your slippers.

You know your toes get
like ten little icicles.

Maybe I shouldn't go.

Honey, we've been over
this a thousand times.

I'll be fine.

We've barely been out of each
other's sight for a year.

Yeah, and it will be refreshing
to not have you watching over me

like a hawk for a few days.

Sorry. No, I-I didn't mean that.

Come here.

I'm fine. My meds are working.

My PET scans show no
further deterioration.

- I know, and it's amazing.
- It is. Yeah.

I will be fine.

Okay. You're right.

- Mm-hmm.

- But let me ask you something.
- Hmm.

- Is it cool?

- It's cool.
- For the bachelor party?

- It's very cool.
- Oh, yeah?

- You look like Ponch.
- Really?

Officer Francis Poncherello,

Erik Estrada's
character from CHiPS.

Still got it.

: Wow.

- Hey, hey, kid, uh, you got room...
- Yeah?

In your bag for my
new jigsaw puzzle?

No. No, I don't.

Uh, you're not
gonna want to bring

a-a jigsaw puzzle to
my bachelor party.

All right.

Am I having

the lamest bachelor party ever?

Uh, let's just say I'm not
worried about the cops coming.

Right. What about you? You
excited for your shindig?

You mean our babies spending
the day with the nanny

while your family
comes to hang out?

- Yeah.
- It's so embarrassing

none of my friends
could fly out early.

Well, no, look, I mean,
they're all babied up, right?

They're all on the East Coast.

Besides, the Pearsons believe
in quality over quantity.

- Oh, God.

Uh, Franny's up. I
have about two minutes

to rock her back to sleep
before she wakes up Nick.

Hello?

Kevin. Hi.

Sophie, hey.

I'm sorry... I didn't... I didn't
think you were gonna pick up,

'cause I changed my number and
I figured you wouldn't take

- an unknown call.
- Well, what can I say,

- I'm a naturally curious person.

Right, um, anyway,
what I was going to say

in my voice mail is that I,

I saw your magazine cover,
about your engagement

and your twins, and, um...

I don't know, it just felt weird

not to call and say
congratulations.

Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

Yeah, so... congratulations.

- I... I mean, your...

your fiancée is
beautiful, and, um,

you have not one but two babies.

: It's... it's all
just really amazing, Kevin.

I'm-I'm really happy for you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Uh, so why'd you
change your number?

Oh, that's a long story.

They both took explosive poops.

It's an all-hands-on-deck
situation.

- Okay, I'm coming.

It's fine, it's fine.

You can just call me back.

Or you don't...
Don't call me back.

You don't-don't... That's weird,
you don't have to do that and...

No, no, of course, yeah.

No, I'll call you back, um...

You know, and we'll-we'll
finish catching up.

Yeah, okay. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, Kev, don't
fill up on those.

I'm making mushroom
risotto for dinner.

Mushroom what?

I saw it on The Today Show.

Al Roker went crazy
for the stuff.

So I was thinking, uh,

if we meet up every
weekend, like, halfway,

like, maybe in Connecticut,
it'll only a four-hour drive

- for each of us, so...
- Randall, are you still talking about that?

Long distance is no big deal.
You guys are gonna be fine.

Really.

Will you stop saying that?

Saying what?

- That it's no big deal.

Being away from you
was really hard for me.

I missed you.

I missed you, too. I'm
just trying to be positive.

Be positive about
what? We're done

with the whole
long-distance thing.

Yeah, for now.

My manager said if I'm
gonna take acting serious,

I got to be in L.A.
pretty regularly.

So, what, you're just gonna
like, constantly be in L.A.

while I'm in New York?

How is this marriage gonna work?

I don't know,
Soph. It just will.

Okay?

Great answer. So glad that
you thought that through.

You are such a jackass.

There they are! The
bachelor party crew.

- What's up?
- How was the private jet?

Uh, well, Toby passed out,

so, Miguel, of course,
spent the whole time

searching for Wi-Fi so he
could get a hold of Mom

and Uncle Nicky took down

an impressive amount
of melon balls.

- Sounds about right.

- You ready to get your fish on?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Forecast says rain,

but I don't think
the big man upstairs

is gonna let that happen to
my bro on his big weekend.

Ah. Hope not.

- Hey, Kev.
- Yo.

You did it, man.

Did what?

You remember last Thanksgiving?

You said you wanted to
be married with kids

by the time you were 40.

Well, you're doing it.

It's out of order,
but, you know, still.

Randall! You've...
Hey.

You've got to try
this plane melon.

It's... I ate 'em on the plane.

Oh, it looks, uh, interesting.

- Oh, uh.

Yeah.
Oh, wow.

- Let's get inside. Come on.
- Okay, okay.

Kate, I told you I just
wanted a chill girl's day,

and this is already feeling
very Eyes Wide Shut.

Okay, okay, one sec.
All right, all right.

- : You can take it off.
- Okay.

Happy bachelorette!

Oh, guys, thank you.

This is beautiful.

Well, only the best for
my future sister-in-law.

Aw. Hi.

Hi, sweetheart.

- Beth!
- Oh!

- Thank you for coming early.
- Oh.

Where are the girls?

Oh, they're back at
the hotel watching.

- To All the Boys I've Loved Before, Part 9.
- Oh.

Besides, I heard that this was
a strictly 21 and over event,

- you know, which I am here for.
- Oh.

Wait. Why is this a strictly
21 and over event? Hmm?

Uh, well...

- Oh. Who could that be?
Kate.

- No. We talked about this.
- Listen, okay, just relax, okay?

I'm not gonna do anything
that's gonna land us

in, like, family therapy.

: Just take
us right to the cusp.

- Hi. Come in.

Uh, oh, wait. Just to
make sure... you're...

- Vaxxed and waxed for your pleasure.
- Sure.

Okay.

Well, come on in.

Madison?

Joe.

What's happening?

If I was a betting
woman, I'd say

our girl Madison has a little
history with the stripper.

He's not a stripper.
He's a model, right?

And he's from a place
called Picasso and Prosecco.

So he's gonna make
us drinks and then

takes off his clothes off,
and then we get to paint him.

I'm sorry. How do you
two know each other?

- We dated.
- Oh.

Really good to see you,
and, um, congratulations.

Thanks.

So, uh, where should we set up?

And did you want to paint me
in boxer briefs or full nude?

The latter.

This is why you should
always bring a puzzle.

I-I got to go check on Rebecca.

She hasn't texted
back in a while.

Miguel, she's with
Kate and Beth.

I'm sure she's fine.

- You guys decide on a movie yet?
Um...

Hey, Kev, what
about Jerry Maguire?

You used to love this one.

Jerry Maguire?

I love this movie, man.

I saw it with Dad when
it first came out.

Uh, shouldn't you
go check on Sophie?

She should for sure just
blow off some steam.

Yeah. Yeah, I could go for a
little Cameron Crowe right now.

Let's do it.

I'll get some snacks.

Can I help you?

Jerry Maguire.

I work in your office.
I was on a junket.

I began writing

what they call a
"mission statement."

Not a memo, a mission statement.

A night like this doesn't
come along very often.

I seized it.

Suddenly, I was my
father's son again.

I was remembering the simple
pleasures of this job.

Neural pathways are
set, and that's why

it's hard for people to change.

That's why behavior
doesn't change very often.

We live in a cynical
world. A cynical world.

And we work in a business

of tough competitors.

Wow, Mr. Pearson was
ridiculously handsome.

Even with the mustache.

: Yep, he was.

Hey, congratulations,
by the way,

on the internship in Boston.

It sounds very exciting.

Thanks.

Yeah, I'm-I'm still
pretty 50-50 on it.

I know it's none of my business,

but I think you and
Randall are strong enough

to handle being apart
for a few months.

If this is something you're
passionate about doing.

I know.

I'm actually not worried
about me and Randall.

It's this amazing
urban planning firm.

They focus on creating
these public spaces

for underserved communities.

That sounds like a special
thing to be a part of.

Yeah, it would be, um,

but it's also really intense.

Like, they give their
interns their own projects

to work on and manage and...

I just...

I'm just not sure how much more
failure I can take, you know?

Did Randall tell you
that I used to dance?

He did.

Did he tell you
that I used to sing?

Hmm. He did.

So I know the feeling

of having a dream
cut off at the knees.

But you... are too young

and too smart and too strong

to not find new dreams
and go for them.

And I suspect when you do,
you will blow everyone away.

Ugh.

I can't get the right
color for his nipples.

Hmm. Why don't you
try a little orange?

Oh.

Madison, is this too weird?

'Cause I can send him
home. Like, I have plenty

of other activities
that we can do.

No, it's fine.
Honestly, I decided

the best revenge against
a guy that ghosted me

is painting him
naked days before

I marry one of
People'sMost Beautiful.

- You're damn right it is.
Wait.

What-what does "ghosted" mean?

It's when you go
out with someone,

and then they end things

by not returning your
calls or your texts.

Just disappearing, like a ghost.

What?

That's horrible.

- Mm-hmm.
- You are horrible, Joe.

- I know.
Well,

at least you never have to
deal with that crap again.

Here's to

- never dating again.
Mm.

- Cheers.
And to Kevin

knowing a great
thing when he saw it.

That part.

I mean, sure. Kind of.

Hmm? What do you mean?

I mean, you know,
he didn't exactly

jump at the chance
to be with me.

It took an accidental pregnancy.

Come on. He would
have figured it out

- without that.
- Maybe.

But I certainly wasn't
reeling him in with the cute,

bantery texts I sent
after we slept together.

Wait. So, was Kevin
being a ghost to you?

Not totally. I mean,
he'd always answer me.

He was totally polite.

It's fine, you guys, really.

The night we got
together was super weird.

I mean, I understand why he
wasn't in the mindset to, like,

you know, ask me on a date.

Well, you know, I believe
everything happens for a reason.

Mm-hmm.
- Thank God for Kevin's

powerful sperm making
him see the light.

That's my brother, but cheers?

- Hear! Hear!
Oh.

Cheers.

- Oh, my.
- Slight turn for me, Joe?

Mm.

Okay.

I failed as
much as I've succeeded,

but I love my wife,
I love my life,

and I wish you my
kind of success.

Oh, man, still holds up.

I can't believe

they never gave Cuba and
Regina a sequel, though.

I would have watched
the hell out of that.

- Hmm.
- Kev, what'd you think?

- Yup.
- Everything you remembered it to be?

I think you're right.
Still holds up.

That's it?

Dude, I remember when you
first watched this movie.

You nearly blew a
hole through the roof

you were so excited.

You must relate to
this movie like crazy.

It's practically the
story of your life.

What are you...? What's
that...? What do you mean?

Well, you know, I mean,
guy falls for the kid, or

in your case, the idea of kids,

more than he falls for
the actual girl, you know?

But he sticks by her
just because he's trying

to do the right thing.

You even look like him.

I mean, you sound like him,
you act like him. It's...

Like who?

Jerry Maguire! You're
like Jerry Maguire 2.0.

Mm. Yeah, look, U-Uncle Nicky,

I'm not marrying Madison
because I got her pregnant.

I'm... I'm marrying her because
I'm-I'm crazy about her.

Oh. Well, I'm...

Good news. Rebecca's fine.

She's just painting a naked
man with the rest of the wives.

To be honest, I failed as
much as I've succeeded,

but I love my wife,
I love my life,

and I wish you my
kind of success.

I forgot how amazing
that movie is.

Did you guys like it?

Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Regina
King kind of remind me

- of a certain couple I know.
- Yeah, I saw that.

That's it?

I-I mean, what about Jerry?

I mean, like, his whole
character, you know? I mean,

Jerry Maguire is the kind of guy

who decides what he
wants, and he goes for it.

I'll be back soon.

Your brother had, like,
a spiritual experience

- watching Jerry Maguire.
- Yeah.

- I've never seen that look in his eyes.
- Whoa.

I've always liked
Renée Zellweger.

When I first saw her, I said,

"You know, that's-that's a
woman that's going places.

She's extremely talented, uh,
she has a-a beautiful mouth."

Miguel, that is an extremely
weird thing to say, man.

Tobias? What's your review?

- Of the movie?
- Yeah.

I liked it.

Hey, are you okay, man?

You've been really
quiet tonight.

- Yeah. I...
- Why would you say that to me?

That I'm only
marrying Madison just

because I want to do the right
thing? Why would you say that?

Are we still on this? I-I
was just running my mouth.

I w... Just forget I said it.

No, I don't want to forget it.

I don't want to forget it
because it's rude, man.

It's rude, and it's mean.

And, look, I-I know
you've been cooped up

i-in a trailer by yourself
for the past 40 years,

and you have apparently
forgotten how to talk to people,

but that doesn't give you
the right to come into a room

- and just act like a jackass.
Kev.

Why don't you take a breath?

Yeah. I'll take a breath.

Okay,

- who's ready for the next activity?

I got Kev to play
The Newlywed Game.

- No.
- Hey, will you ladies wait for me?

- This sangria's going right through me.
Okay.

What did you do?
Well, we'll have to wait

- to find out.
This is crazy.

It's gonna be so great.
Aah, I'm so nervous.

Beth?

Oh. Hey.

What's going on?

I reached out to a job recruiter

just to figure
out my next steps,

and she got back to me
with a couple listings

from some very traditional
dance conservatories.

That's a good thing, isn't it?

Could be.

It's just these dance academies

took something I love
and made it joyless.

It's a broken system, Rebecca.

I just... I don't want
to be a part of it.

- You do know you're the most impressive person I know?
- Oh.

- Right? No, no, I mean it. I'm serious.

The...

The mom you are.

The career woman you are.

The wife you are

to a man who is kind
of a full-time job

- in his own right.

So I say

if these traditional dance
academies are broken,

go change them.

Go in there and do
what you always do.

: Blow us all away.

- Okay. Let's do this.
All right.

Listen, full
disclosure.

I gave Nicky the questions,
and he recorded this,

so I have no idea
what to expect.

Where are
the damn questions?

Hello, ladies. I
hope you're enjoying.

Uncle Nicky's lovely,
charming commentary.

- - Here we go.
All right.

Uh, first question.

What is Madison's idea of
a perfect Sunday morning?

Okay, so, you're gonna answer,

and then we'll see
if he gets it right.

Okay. Um, well,

I kind of can't stop daydreaming

about when I'll be
able to sleep in again.

- I think

Kevin will say that my
perfect Sunday morning

is sleeping till noon

and then hanging with
him and the twins

- in bed.
Hmm.

- All right. Good answer.
All right.

- Let's see.
Come on, Kev.

Uh... Well, let's see.

Um, she's been

sort of fantasizing a lot
lately about sleeping in.

Aw.
- - So I would say

sleep till afternoon,

um, and then cappuccino,

and we invite the kids in,

and we just sort of hang
out and cuddle in bed

for the next couple hours
with Thing One and Thing Two.

- - Aw.
All right!

- He knows your drink.

Now, that's
the lamest thing

- I ever heard. Um...
- Just ask the next...

Okay. Uh, describe
Madison's dream

for your future together
once you're empty nesters.

Oof. Okay. That's a hard one.

It feels so far away.

Um...

I hope we'll travel a lot.

And go out

for long, romantic dinners

where we sit and talk
until they kick us out.

Like those older couples you see

who still haven't run out of
things to say to each other.

Really, I just hope that
things will slow down

and we can sort of

- discover the world all over again. Together.
- Ah.

Sorry. That was a lot.

So romantic.
- That was so beautiful.

- It was the perfect answer.
So sweet.

Let's see what our Romeo says.

Dream of a future together
once we're empty nesters.

- It's a trick question.
What do you mean?

Well, Madison knows

that I refuse to grow old,
so the question is moot.

- Oh, my God.

: I know Kevin
wants to stay 40 forever.

- I should've guessed that.
Boo.

Okay. Next question.

There you are.

Good, you're back.

I wrote my mission statement.

Your what?

Like in Jerry Maguire.

His was about the future
of sports agencies.

Mine is about my
future with you.

: Oh, my God.

"Sophie,

"as you know,

"I have big dreams of
becoming a famous actor.

"I love you, Soph.

"And I can see our
whole lives together.

"In a couple years, we'll
have another wedding.

"A fancy one with guests
and cake and everything.

"And then a couple years
later, we'll have kids.

"And we'll be the
kind of parents

"that are disgustingly
in love with each other.

"Like my parents were.

"And one day, we'll be
that embarrassing couple

"that dances to the piano
in an Italian restaurant

"when nobody else is dancing.

"That's my ultimate
dream, Sophie.

You and me to the very end."

Earth to
Kate. You got to hit

- play so I can hear the next question.
Sorry.

- Yes. Yes, yes.

Uh, here we go.

Rain's letting up. Nicky
found some dry firewood.

He's got a nice fire
going on outside.

Think it's some kind of
caveman-esque peace offering.

My old Jerry Maguire
mission statement.

- Ah.
- Yeah.

Remember that? So embarrassing.

No, man. It's romantic.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Ah.

Sophie reached out
to me, and, um...

I don't know. She said
she saw the article

about me and Madison
getting married,

and she wanted to

call and congratulate me, so...

I mean,

how does anyone ever really know

who they're supposed to marry?

You know what, man?

Come with me.

- Yeah? All right.
- Come on.

Listen up,

fellas. Our boy here's got
a classic case of cold feet.

I think he needs
a good talking-to.

No, I'm fine.
You are not fine,

- sir. You are a mess.
- Uh... Okay.

As for the rest of you,

you're not on top of
your game, either.

Okay, Miguel,

you have been obsessing over
our mother since you got here.

Tobias, you are missing

that usual je ne sais quoi
that makes you so appealing.

And, Nicky...

Well, you're always odd, so...

So, what's up? Who
wants to go first?

Come on. Real talk.

This is
the lamest bachelor party

I've ever been to, and
I've never even been

- to one.
- Nicky, shut it. Please.

Who's first?

I'm, like, the world's
greatest rom-com fan.

Okay? Like, th... Like, there's

there's literally never been

a-a Hollywood ending
that I have not loved.

And usually, I hate it,

I hateit when people
try to poke holes

i-in the romantic ending.

But after watching that movie,
I could only think one thing.

They're just... They're
never gonna make it.

Nothing has changed.

All he did was deliver
an incredible line

to some divorce support
group. All right?

Jerry is gonna work too hard.

Dorothy's gonna
resent him for that.

And that little kid is gonna
get the short end of the stick

'cause they'll
never stop fighting,

and soon he's gonna
be mad and sad

instead of adorable
and precocious.

And I could just see
their whole little family

in-in-in this boat,

and the boat is just-just
filled with holes.

I'm s... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm in a weird place.

I...

I really, really need a new job.

I need it financially,

and I need it for my sanity.

And I haven't had a nibble.

Except for this one
opportunity in San Francisco,

which is clearly a nonstarter

for anybody with two
kids under two, so...

Tobias,

you're gonna be okay.

Your boat's gonna
weather the storm.

I promise you.

That movie

just-just put me in a bad mood.

You know, like all
romantic comedies do.

I mean, and romantic dramas
and romantic dramedies.

Yeah, you know, anything
that... where there's romance

- involved...
- Yeah, we get it, Nicky.

I just... I-I just
can't relate to them.

I just...

I had one relationship
50 years ago.

Sally Brooks.

And I blew it.

I blew it. I mean,
there's no second chances.

There's no happy endings.

I...

I lost the girl.

Roll credits.

And, uh...

And I think...

I think that's why I said
all that stuff to you.

I was just pissed off about
my own crappy love life.

I'm sorry.

Well, maybe you
were onto something.

You know? I mean...

Would Madison and I
have ended up together

if life hadn't thrown us
together in some weird way?

I...

I don't know.

When your mother and I

started seeing each other,

I remember thinking a
lot about that expression

"written in the stars."

I'd always loved
that expression.

The idea that the
universe had big plans

for two strangers before
they've even crossed paths.

I remember thinking that's how
it was for your mom and dad.

Written in the stars.

I knew it wasn't like that

for me and her.

It was

strange, the way
we came together.

I knew that.

And I was filled with
doubt on our wedding day.

For many days after.

But then

the years went by.

And I realized:

It's okay.

That, yes,

there are some love stories
that are written in the stars.

There are other love stories...

They're written together.

Two people the universe
had no plans for

writing their story
in the stars together.

That's pretty fantastic, too.

Isn't it?

I think Jerry and
Dorothy made it, Kevin.

I really do.

This is the strangest
bachelor party in history.

Oh, it's borderline awful.

Yeah...

Can the non-sober people
have, like, a beer?

Yeah, please. Please do.

Okay!

Thank you, man.

I said yes to meeting
on those jobs.

Oh, Beths. That's great.

Thank you for earlier.

What you said, you know?

I just... I really
needed to hear it.

Oh, please. You're welcome.

Hey, honestly, I
should be thanking you.

What? Why?

For opening up to me

about what you've
been going through.

Y-You sharing with me like
that made me feel normal,

not like

not like some patient

that everyone has
to tip-toe around.

What are you talking about?

Miguel is

an angel.

But I feel him worrying
about me all the time,

and it can be oppressive.

Mm.

Kevin and Kate

don't ask me to help
out with their kids.

And even Randall went on this

road trip to New Orleans to
find out about his birth mother,

and he's barely even mentioned
a word of it to me, and...

I don't know, maybe he thinks
that I can't handle it?

But

today

today, you made me
feel like me again.

Like a mom.

And a girlfriend.

Well, I'm not gonna stop
coming to you for pep talks

- anytime soon, so...

Same as I have all these years.

- Okay. Thank you.
- Oh.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh.

- Yep.

- That's me.
- Mm.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Oh, Rebecca?

If you want to find out about
Randall's trip to New Orleans,

just ask him.

Kate, that red velvet
cake was insane.

You outdid yourself.

Madison, I need to
ask you something.

And it's something I should
have asked you a long time ago.

And I should have asked you
because you're my best friend.

But Kevin is my brother and
so it makes it delicate.

But I need you just to tell me,

you know, best friend
to best friend...

Are you happy?

Is Kevin what you
were looking for?

Like, is he everything
that you deserve?

I didn't know what
to expect out of him,

honestly.

All that fame.

All those abs.

The face.

But that movie star
brother of yours

has stepped up in ways I
never could have imagined.

I love him, Kate.

I really do.

And, Kate

girlfriends do not
come easy for me,

as you can probably tell
by my guest list today.

Nothing will ever get
in the way of that.

You got that right.

Hi.

Hi.

I just wanted to see
how your day was.

It was great, actually.

I had a lot of fun.

And I just got home,
safe and sound.

Good. That's good.

Um...

Look, uh...

I'm sorry

that I drive you crazy
with all my worry.

It's just, um...

It's, uh...

It's hard,

living in this limbo.

Not knowing how much
time we have left.

I know.

It's hard for me, too.

Hello?

Rebecca. Hey. Uh...

I haven't been able to
get a hold of you at home,

and I was starting to
get a little worried.

Thought I'd try you up there.

Oh. I'm sorry.

I should have mentioned that
I was bringing the kids here

- for the weekend.
- No, don't be silly.

You having fun?

It is strange being here
with them this time around.

And seeing Kevin and
Randall in relationships.

They both seem so

alive.

- Yeah.

Today, for the first time
in a long time, I thought...

Maybe there's still some

version of love out there for
me, too.

Well

if that's something that you're

open to, Rebecca,

it will definitely find you.

I mean, of-of course it will.

- Uh, you are...

You're you.

How's the sky look there?

Mm.

It's beautiful.

Yours?

Same.

Can really see
the stars tonight.

- Hey, Nicky.
- Hey.

- What are you up to?
- Nothing. Why?

No reason. I just...

- Good night, Nicky.
- Night.

Leave a message.

Hi, this is Toby Damon calling.

Um, I've been thinking
about it a lot,

and I would actually
love to be considered

for the San Francisco position.

So if you could
give me a call back,

that'd be great.

Hey, Kev.

You good?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah.

: I'm good.

That's the
lamest thing I ever heard.

- Um...
Just ask the next question.

Okay. Uh

describe Madison's dream
for your future together

once you're empty nesters.

Dream of a future together

once we're empty nesters.

Dream of a future together

once we're empty nesters.

- It's a trick question.
- What do you mean?

Well, Madison knows that
I refuse to grow old, so

question is moot.

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