Third Watch (1999–2005): Season 2, Episode 21 - Exposing Faith - full transcript
Yokas rebels after Fred cancels their weekend together in order to compete in a silly contest.
NARRATOR:
Previously on Third Watch:
Good relationships are based
on trust and faith.
- You lied to me?
- You lied to me.
I didn't have a miscarriage that night.
I had an abortion a few days later.
I don't know when we stopped
being partners...
...When you made yourself
the boss and me the screw-up.
- You gotta quit this job!
- This is what I do. I'm a cop.
Everything's so weird.
I don't know if Fred
and I are gonna make it.
I want more, Holly.
Don't you want more?
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
I'm telling you,
if I write another tardy note...
...they're gonna send me
to the principal's office.
EMILY: I'm coming.
Why do you have to be so impatient?
[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
- Impatient?
- Impatient? Huh?
She's copping an attitude
With bigger words than she used to.
- At least she's a good student.
- Hey, our tax dollars hard at work.
Don't you ever be a teenager.
- She's not a teenager.
- Don't you start with me too.
- Did you pack your bag?
- Not yet.
Charlie, I told you to pack your bag.
Grandma's gonna pick you up
right after school.
- I forgot.
- You forgot.
He forgot.
Emily, let's go.
You take two bites
out of that cereal...
...and, I'm telling you, you get your butt
in your room and you pack your bag.
- Fred?
- Hm?
Can I tell you
how much I'm looking forward...
...to being here for three days
With you without those kids?
Do anything we wanna do.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
You give me shivers
When you talk like that.
I'm ready. Are you happy?
Three blessed days.
[FRED CHUCKLES]
[THE FOUR TOPS' "I CAN'T HELP MYSELF"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
You guys need any refills?
- No. Brig, we're good.
- You're good. Him?
- He's my cross to bear.
- I know.
What the hell
does she have against me?
She just doesn't understand you.
[FAITH HUMMING]
- Knock it off.
- What?
You're creeping me out.
Me being happy creeps you out?
A little bit.
It's good you're not gonna see me
over the next three days...
...because I'm gonna be really, really happy
because Fred and I are alone.
Don't remind me.
Fred and Faith's freakfest is on.
What are you doing?
I thought I'd take the first two
to burn the visuals...
...of you two having sex right out
of my mind, and then I don't know.
So I was thinking,
if I take the light bulb out...
...We can do it on the fire escape.
Why do you have to do that? Hm?
Because if I leave the light bulb in,
the neighbors might see us.
No. why do you have to tell me about it?
- Because I love that face that you make.
- I don't make a face.
So you know what I'm thinking?
Think I'd end up with...
...like, fire-escape lines on my ass
if we did it on the fire escape?
There's the face.
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: Five-five David,
I'm gonna have to call you off your meal.
Damn it. Damn it.
Not gonna get my mood changed.
Five-five David. Go ahead.
Five-five David and available units
in the five-five.
We have a hold-up alarm,
One More Cup Cafe.
1112 Arthur, between One and Two.
What is that?
It's the fourth time this week.
1112 Arthur. Ten-four, Central.
- We gotta go. We got a call.
- You want me to wrap it?
- We're good. Bosco...
BRIGETTE: Okay.
...you know what?
If we did it in different directions...
- ...I could get, like, ass waffles.
- Stop it.
[THUNDER CRASHING]
I don't see anything.
No customers, no employees.
All right.
[WHISPERING]
All right. Be careful.
Count on that.
It's okay.
[GLASS BREAKS]
[WHISPERING]
Damn it.
Ow.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Five-five David to Central.
There appears to be
a robbery with injuries.
Roll backup and medics forthwith.
The back door is open.
We need some coverage
at the rear entrance.
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
You're gonna need stitches.
Well, that bandage will only stop
the bleeding for so long.
WOMAN:
He didn't need to shoot anybody.
All right, listen.
Do you remember anything else
about what they looked like? Anything?
- No. I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Why don't you sit here
and just relax for a couple minutes?
I'm gonna take care of a couple things.
We'll come back.
- We'll take you to the hospital.
- Okay. Okay.
Just sit back here.
[WOMAN SOBBING]
BOSCO:
Hey. Scooch.
- You all right?
- I'll live.
So there were three of them, white guys.
She thinks two were here
a couple minutes.
But she didn't even know
if they were together.
Then the third one came in,
asked where the bathroom was.
Then he just came out shooting.
A shotgun.
Didn't even give her a chance
to hand over the money.
And they wanted her...
...as a hostage just in case, you know,
there was someone out back.
So they pushed her out first.
And when she cleared the door,
she took off.
Can you imagine that?
Thank you.
[BOSCO WHISTLES]
BOSCO:
What do you think this does?
Bosco, put it down.
[BOSCO WHISTLES]
What the hell is taking so long?
Come on, this is an emergency room.
You're surprised it's "hurry up and wait"?
[BOSCO WHISTLING]
DOCTOR: There doesn't seem to be
any significant damage.
Let's see.
Ah, four stitches, you'll be good as new.
Would you mind prepping a suture kit?
Would I mind? I love this guy.
Is there gonna be a scar?
A small one. Maybe.
Don't worry. I'm an artist.
You'll still be beautiful.
[BOSCO LAUGHS]
- Let's get you fixed up.
- I'll be over there.
- Bosco.
BOSCO: Hey, Faith.
You think it's possible cancer
can be caused by surgery?
- What?
- Your partner's out of his mind.
- Yeah, no kidding.
- No, no. I know two people...
...diagnosed with cancer
a couple months after surgery.
- Two people? That proves it then.
- Yeah.
You eggheads, man. You can't accept
the fact that you may be killing people.
DOCTOR: Eggheads?
- Bosco...
...I want to get changed
so I can go home.
Right. In a minute.
No, now.
FAITH:
Hey.
FRED: what are you doing home?
FAITH: I cut my hand on some broken glass.
- Bad?
FAITH: No. I got like four stitches.
They put me in this
because I have to keep it isolated.
And they gave me some good drugs.
FRED:
Mm.
Ugh. All right, I've seen enough.
So the kids are at your mom's?
I picked them up. I talked to them.
They're having fun.
- Okay, good.
- Guess what.
What?
What's the thing that I've wanted more
than everything else for years?
I don't know if we should talk about that.
Bosco's in the house.
- Yeah. Please don't.
- What if I told you...
- ...I could get a brand-new truck free?
- A truck?
Yeah.
Where are you gonna park it?
- We'll figure that out.
- Baby, this is New York.
- You don't buy then figure that out.
- Not buy, free.
Wait a minute.
How are you gonna get a free truck?
All you gotta do is keep your hands on it.
Let me see that.
- Harley-Davidson edition?
- Your hands?
Yeah. Yeah. A bunch of people
put their hands on a truck.
Last person standing takes it home, free.
- That sounds stupid.
- No. It says it right here.
- "Gigantic Truck Contest."
- Yeah.
- Then you gotta pay insurance and taxes.
- But the truck's free.
- It's free.
- Don't say it again.
So what?
Can I do it?
Fred, you don't need to ask my permission.
I'm not your mother.
Oh, go, Freddie.
Thank you, baby.
- You can come out with me and root me on.
- Oh, that's not too likely.
I thought we were gonna spend
the weekend together.
- What do you mean? It's this weekend?
- Yeah.
Tomorrow morning, 6 a.m.
Battery Park. It's perfect.
The kids are already taken care of.
You can come out there with me.
Honey, this weekend's
my only chance for this truck.
Fine.
Go win your truck.
I'll have my own good time.
It is a Harley-Davidson edition.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Thanks a lot, Fred.
MAN [OVER PA]:
All right, come on, people. Let's sign up.
There's plenty of forms here.
Hey, all you gotta do
is keep your hands on the truck...
...and this beautiful baby's yours.
- Is this where I sign in?
- Welcome to the Monster Truck Giveaway.
Read and sign, please.
BOSCO: want you to sign away
your rights in case you go toes-up.
FRED: Hey, man. How you doing?
Thanks for coming.
You kidding?
It's a Harley-Davidson edition.
Faith slept on the couch.
I don't think she's coming to support me.
Couch? She is pissed.
Got another one of those
forms for the winner?
- What are you doing?
- You can't play if you don't sign up.
I thought you were here to cheer me on.
Yeah, right.
This is stupid.
[LINE RINGING]
Hey, Holly.
It's Faith.
Yeah, I know.
Listen, can you get a babysitter tonight?
Because I'm on vacation.
Good day! And it's kickoff time
for the Gigantic Truck Contest!
Okay, contestants, one hand on the truck
at all times from this moment on.
One, two, three.
[GUNSHOT]
Freddie, I got a good feeling about this.
One of us is gonna take this thing.
FRED:
How do you figure?
The rest of these guys
are a bunch of losers.
The only guy who's gonna be
a threat is my brother over there.
Black people have more stamina.
That's not at all bigoted.
How is it bigoted to say black people
are better than white people?
Well, I think it's the broad
generalization that he objects to.
- Are you his lawyer?
- John-- John Estaman.
I'd shake your hand but I want
to keep both hands on the truck.
Better to be prudent, if you get my--
My meaning.
At any rate, I'm an actuarial.
And my company has done tables...
...rating the fitness levels of various
races and ethnic groups.
And I can safely say that a higher level
of long-term physical endurance...
...is not more prevalent among the black
community, or African-Americans...
...particularly,
than in the population as a whole.
Hey, Johnny.
It's a pretty big truck, huh?
- Yes. Yes, it is.
- Get away from my end.
Now.
You see what we're dealing with here?
We can take these guys.
All we need to do is form
a strategic alliance.
Do whatever to get these bozos
to let go, then it's just you and me.
How do I know you're not gonna form some
alliance with these other guys, get rid of me?
Hey, hey, hey. We need to stay focused
on early strategy, all right?
We can deal with that later.
- Jeez, Faith, you look great.
- Yeah, well....
I had a weekend scheduled
of totally nude...
...no-kids-in-the-house loud lovemaking...
...but Fred wants to spend the weekend
With his hands on the back of some truck...
...instead of me. You know what?
That's his choice.
- Cigarette?
- No.
Fred would kill me if he ever thought....
Yeah.
Yeah, I want a cigarette.
Yes!
And she does it one-handed.
- I gotta pee.
- What do you got?
- Like, the smallest bladder in the world?
- No. I had four kids.
Enough said.
[ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
MAN:
Looks like you need an opponent.
Yeah, my opponent's in the bathroom.
No offense to your friend.
I don't know if she's enough
of a challenge for you.
It's my table, my break.
Rack them up.
BILL: O my God, I trust in thee.
Let me not be ashamed.
Let not mine enemies triumph over me.
"There was a day
When the sons of God...
- ...came to present themselves...."
- You better be careful.
I'm telling you. I'm just saying, man.
Sometimes the spirit moves.
You'll be throwing up hallelujahs.
"--came also among them to present
himself before the Lord."
- You need to wave your hands in the air.
- "Then the Lord said unto Satan:
- Wave your hands. Come on.
- 'From Whence comes thou?'"
Wave them, Billy boy. You can't help it.
You wanna piss off God?
- "Hast thou considered...."
- You want to face a pissed-off God?
Let me hear you.
Praise be to God.
- Praise be to God.
- Praise be to God.
BOSCO:
Psst!
I'm gonna have this guy speaking in
tongues on a gurney out of here in no time.
- I can't reach her.
- Excuse me?
Every break we get, I call home.
Faith hasn't answered.
Come on, man. She's probably just....
All day?
- It's almost 10:00.
- I know.
Whew. Fred.
What? What? What?
I don't know.
You playing me?
I'm just saying it's an awful long time
not to be able to reach her is all.
You are one dirty son of a bitch, Bos.
Playing Bill's religion,
playing me with Faith.
Frederic.
I can't believe you think
I would sink that low.
I'm just saying that Faith
is the type to be at home.
You think she's not at home?
Unless she found something
real fun to do.
It's just-- Well, I'd be nervous.
Never mind.
- Praise be to God.
- Praise be to God.
- Come on. Let me hear you.
- Praise be to God.
- Talk to me, baby. Praise be to God.
- Praise be to God.
- So, what do you do?
- Do?
For a living.
I'm independently wealthy.
I travel the world, summer in Maine,
you know, the whole bit.
- Oh, really?
- I don't look like an heiress?
I wouldn't know
What an heiress looks like.
And you?
I am a photographer.
Do I look like a photographer?
You look like a pool shark.
Shall we make a wager?
- Nope.
- Shame.
Who's that?
A photographer.
[HOLLY SCOFFS]
You ever wish you could be
somebody else just for a little while?
Like who?
I don't know.
Anybody.
Sometimes I wish I was you.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Trust me. You'd be disappointed.
Seriously. You got a good job.
Your husband's not fooling around.
Matt has a girlfriend.
That's why we're splitting up.
Holly, I'm sorry.
Can we talk about this tomorrow?
What do you mean?
I don't want to talk about
any serious stuff tonight, all right?
You know? No responsibilities.
- I need to talk.
- I know. And I need one night...
...Where I don't have to listen
to everybody else's problems.
I don't mean to be a burden.
- Holly, you don't have to be like that.
- You know what?
- Go to hell.
- Holly.
Holly.
Holly.
I'm ready for another one here.
Thank you.
So where did you learn
to shoot pool like that?
BOSCO:
I got this truck Wrapped up.
You hear me? I'm the survivor here.
I'm the one who's tough enough
to go the distance.
You hear what I'm saying?
I'm a cop.
I'm a cop.
You hear me? I can handle this.
Actually, police officers are least likely
to tolerate sleep deprivation...
...or extended periods of Wakefulness.
Because of the stress
of their daily routine.
It puts an undue amount of Wear and tear
on the myocardial walls of their hearts.
They're very suggestible to heart attacks.
- I did a table on this.
- Yo, whoopi.
Come and get your little playmate
before he ends up a statistic.
- You talking about my hair?
BOSCO: Oh, come on, man.
Join the 21st century.
I haven't arrested a hairstyle like that...
- ...since Michael Jackson was black.
- Oh, no, you didn't.
Don't let him get to you.
He'll never last.
I can almost hear his slow-twitch
fibers tearing as we speak.
See? Forming alliances against us.
Looks like it's just you and me, Fred.
Lucky me.
So how does an heiress
do that to her hand?
I fell off a polo pony.
You play polo?
No.
I just fell off the pony.
You want to go see something?
I-- There's this group of people
I think you'd find very interesting.
- A group, huh?
- Yeah.
Don't be trying to hustle me
like you did on that table.
Yeah. I want all your money.
Fat chance.
My daddy has a whole stable of lawyers.
- He keeps them right next to the ponies.
- That's scary.
I promise, if you don't find these people
interesting, you just turn around and leave.
[BEEPS]
FRED [ON MACHINE]:
Faith?
Faith, it's me.
I'm on a break.
I only got a few minutes. Pick up.
Pick up.
Where the hell are you?
All right, that's it. I don't know where
you are or what you think you're doing.
When you get this message,
get your ass out here to Battery Park.
Do you hear me?
[DOOR CLOSES]
MAN: These are the people
I was telling you about.
I have a show opening tomorrow.
Actually, it's this afternoon.
Oh....
- So you took these?
- You like them?
No.
She looks tired and sad.
She runs a foster home.
Gives kids who have nowhere to go
a safe place to call home.
She's lived a good life.
This is terrible.
Why do you think?
He looks beaten.
He's not even 30. He's washed up.
He told me how many fights he'd won,
how tough he was, how hard he was to hit.
But look at his face.
It's all there. Every fight.
I don't think he was that hard to hit.
See, I let my subjects
be anything they want to be.
And then I try to capture
the real them in the photo.
Why did you ask me to come here?
I was hoping you'd let me
photograph you.
Oh.
Because I'm tired or I'm beaten?
MAN [OVER PA]:
Whoa. That was Steve Costernaut...
...with a time of 18 hours, 28 minutes.
Hang tight--
There are several factors that
you have to take into consideration. First...
...are the owners of such vehicles
more inclined to drive them recklessly?
You think I don't know what you're doing?
Yap and yap and yap so I'll get sick of you
and take my hands off the truck?
Excuse me, but sharing some
of the more fascinating statistics...
- ...of my profession isn't yapping.
LEROY: If anybody's yapping, it's you.
You haven't stopped flapping your gums
since we put our hands on this mother.
Give it a rest, Huggy.
- Huggy?
- Yeah, you know, Huggy Bear.
Huggy Bear? Oh, no, you didn't.
Oh, and quit saying, "Oh, no, you didn't."
I did.
I said it. You're all a bunch
of cartoon-character stereotypes.
You want to talk about stereotypes?
Here's one for you:
A White bigoted New York City cop who
thinks everybody else is a stereotype.
- He's got you there, Bosco.
- Who put a nickel in your slot?
I'd have to say that you fit
Leroy's criteria for a stereotype.
You think I'm a stereotype?
Well....
We got Billy Graham over here
Who can't blow his nose...
...Without checking with God first.
- God forgive you.
- And Bootsy, the wannabe Super Fly.
- Super Fly?
- And Johnny Insurance over here...
...Who could bore a missionary
out of your house.
Actuarial tables are interesting if you
have the intellect to understand them.
What about me?
Oh, Fred.
A blue-collar package-delivery guy
Who drinks way too much beer...
...and plays in a softball league?
Oh, you're no stereotype.
You know what?
It used to be about winning this truck.
Now it's personal.
It's personal.
Personal.
Oh, my head is spinning.
You did drink quite a bit of vodka.
Yeah. And then I took some painkillers.
That's not a very good combination.
Why don't you let me make you
some coffee and I'll get you a cab?
- Coffee's a good idea.
- All right. Give me two minutes.
Okay.
[DOOR CLOSES]
MAN:
Hey, you're awake.
Remember me?
I went to make coffee last night.
You passed out.
How about some breakfast?
No.
I have to go home.
- I can walk you down.
- No, I'm fine.
Will you come back
to the opening this afternoon?
I'm actually terrified
no one's gonna show up.
I have a really busy day.
The show starts at 2.
We'll see.
[DOOR OPENS]
You're fading. You're fading.
You need to wave your hands, Billy boy.
Come on, baby. Wave those hands.
Can't hold back, baby.
Come on. Wave those hands.
- Praise be to God.
- Stay with us, Johnny.
Kill me. Kill me.
- How did my sweet baby Jean go?
BOSCO: Come on, Billy, Billy.
- Put your hands around my neck.
BILLY: what?
I said:
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
- He's losing it, Fred.
BILLY: I'm gonna kill you!
His hands are off the truck!
Hands are off the truck!
Hands are off.
[BILLY GRUNTING]
There's not enough faith in the world
to spend another minute with a....
- Spit it out.
- You vile human being.
MAN [OVER PA]: Bill from Astoria--
- Loser.
I will be praying
that anyone but him Wins.
--leaving just six contestants left.
- Can we have a hand for Bill from Astoria?
- Okay. I'm all right.
What did I tell you?
I told you I'd dust him off.
Fred, here's what I'm thinking.
We're friends, right? When it comes down
to it, why kill ourselves over this?
Here's what we'll do.
This is a pretty big truck.
Too big for guys who live in the city.
So if it's just you and me...
...you take your hands off the truck.
I'll get it, I'll sell it,
I'll buy a little sporty car.
With the money left over,
I will give you $1000.
- Don't talk to me.
- Cash.
She still hasn't answered the phone.
Well, why don't you just give in
and go look for her?
- Get away from me.
- Don't be so touchy.
Barcelona.
MAN [OVER PA]: Oh, that's a shame.
- Barcelona?
- John Estaman from Greenpoint--
- It's in Spain!
Hey, Leroy. I've been thinking about it.
Who's that actor you remind me of?
- Don't go there.
- No, no, seriously. I--
- Who is this?
- Denzel?
No. No, the-- The funny guy.
Oh, Eddie Murphy.
I know.
Dynamite! J.J.
What did I do?
[MACHINE BEEPS]
FRED [ON MESSAGE]:
Faith?
Faith, it's me.
I'm on a break and I only got
a few minutes. Pick up.
Pick up.
Where the hell are you?
That's it. I don't know where
you are or what you think you're doing...
...but when you get this message,
get your ass out here to Battery Park.
Do you hear me?
Get your ass out here.
You gotta be kidding me.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- Get my ass down here?
- There you are.
- What are you wearing?
- I'm sorry. Get my ass down here?
What are you?
Some kind of Neanderthal man now?
Lady, you have to come on so strong?
- Mind your business.
- Her screaming is my business.
I got a bad headache
and a worse attitude.
Hit her, Leroy.
Lift up your little gloves and go hit her.
- Bosco, what are you doing here?
- I'm Winning a truck.
- Why didn't you answer the phone?
- Because I was out.
- All night?
- Don't worry about it.
Were you dressed like that?
I'd give in now
and go save your marriage.
Bosco, you get your ass
on the other side of that truck.
Don't make me come after you.
[LEROY LAUGHS]
Hey, lady. I changed my mind.
You can stay here as long as you like.
We had this whole
Weekend planned, Fred.
We were gonna be alone together...
...really alone for the first time
since Emily was born.
And you gave that all up
for this stupid truck.
You know what?
You're having the weekend you want.
I'm gonna go have
the weekend that I want.
Where are you going?
I'm going to an art-gallery opening.
- You never wanna go to stuff.
- You never want to spend...
...the weekend with your hands on a truck!
So isn't this great? We're growing.
That is some outfit.
[AMBIENT MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
This is one of my favorites.
- Have we met?
- I don't think so.
Oh, I'm Shannon.
The invitation you got in the mail,
it was from me.
- I coordinated this event.
- Good for you.
Hey.
- You're here.
- Yeah, I'm here.
- How do you feel?
- I'm feeling like there's a uniform...
- ...that no one told me about.
- You're fine.
- So how is your opening going?
- People showed up.
Yeah, I see that.
You thought about what I asked you?
About taking your picture?
FAITH:
What is it that you really want? Is it sex?
Are you trying to sleep with me?
- No.
- Are you gay?
Does it matter?
I don't know. You tell me.
I want to take your picture.
Yeah. Like these?
Depends on what the camera finds.
We can do it right now.
In the middle of your opening?
I'll tell you what I've learned
about the art world.
If I glad-hand everyone, they think
they know me and they buy some stuff.
If I disappear in the middle of the show,
they'll think I'm eccentric...
...and that no one knows me.
They'll buy even more stuff.
So it's a no-lose situation.
- So this is where it all takes place, huh?
- Yeah.
- So, what now?
- Just have a seat, relax.
Yeah, I hate when people say that.
So, what happens now?
Take your coat off.
What do you got there? Some holy water?
- Is it warm enough?
- Yeah.
Close.
So, what do I do now?
Pose or something?
When I was little, all my pictures,
I'd be the one...
...that'd make the funny face. You know,
my mother used to get so mad at me.
Should I smile? Huh?
How about this?
Hm?
So, what am I supposed to do?
Where in Maine do you summer?
Excuse me?
Kennebunkport? Boothbay Harbor?
Yeah.
Yeah, um, the-- The Harbor.
- Where'd you go to school?
- Sarah Lawrence?
- Are you asking me?
- No.
Sarah Lawrence.
I don't feel comfortable having
my pictures hanging up in the gallery.
Well, then I'll give them to you.
- All of them.
- Take a couple hours to develop.
I could meet you somewhere if you like.
I think I'd feel better if I had them.
Then you will.
Can I finish this roll?
Sometimes I wish I was someone else.
- Why?
- Because I'm not a very interesting person.
If you weren't interesting,
I wouldn't be photographing you.
Give it up, boys.
Not a chance.
WOMAN: No! No!
- Son of a bitch.
WOMAN: No! No!
- Wrong move, bro.
WOMAN:
Police! Help! Help!
Come on, bro. Yeah. Come on, man.
Here you go.
[MAN LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- Go, Leroy!
- Oh, no, you didn't.
Thanks, Grandma!
Hey, Bosco! Oh, no, you didn't!
[BOBBY "BLUE" BLAND'S "AIN'T NO LOVE
IN THE HEART OF THE CITY" PLAYING]
[DOOR BELLS JINGLING]
FAITH:
Hey.
This place is great.
Never been here.
- You really haven't been missing much.
- Oh, no?
- Are those the pictures?
- Yes.
It's what I promised.
Listen, I'm sorry that
I changed my mind about those.
Your prerogative.
I'm not an heiress.
I guessed that.
Thanks for letting me say that I was.
[BELL DINGS]
- I never went to college.
- So what?
And I'm married.
Good for you.
I have two kids.
I think this weekend was...
...I don't know,
a vacation from who I really am.
Was it fun?
[DOOR BELLS JINGLING]
I was spending the last few days
trying to pretend...
...I was somebody that I wasn't.
I was sort of sick of being me.
Look at the pictures.
BOSCO: And the third one came in,
asked where the bathroom was.
Then he just came out shooting.
MAN: You look a lot more confident
than you let on that you are.
You seem...
...at peace with yourself.
Excuse me. I need to use your phone.
- I'm a police officer.
WOMAN: Pete, what is...?
This is police business.
We're doing a raid up the street.
And I got 25 cops
that need to know that I'm in position.
Go in the kitchen, call 911. Tell them
an officer told you, you got a 1 0-13.
- Faith?
FAITH: I need everybody down.
Everybody get down.
Everybody get on the floor.
Police.
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: --another fine
game after returning from a serious....
Hey.
[TV TURNS OFF]
I missed you.
I missed you too.
What happened with your truck?
Uh....
You're kidding me.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Leroy said:
"The guy who's married to that lady
Who told Boscorelli off...
...deserves that truck."
So it was my winning
personality again, huh?
- One of your best qualities.
- Yeah.
You know,
We still got a day left in the weekend.
- You blew your chance, mister.
- Mmm.
Completely out of luck?
Well...
...there might be one thing.
Have you ever made love in the back...
...of a brand-new sport
Harley-Davidson-edition pickup truck?
Mrs. Yokas.
Fred...
...I love you.
I love you.
Previously on Third Watch:
Good relationships are based
on trust and faith.
- You lied to me?
- You lied to me.
I didn't have a miscarriage that night.
I had an abortion a few days later.
I don't know when we stopped
being partners...
...When you made yourself
the boss and me the screw-up.
- You gotta quit this job!
- This is what I do. I'm a cop.
Everything's so weird.
I don't know if Fred
and I are gonna make it.
I want more, Holly.
Don't you want more?
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
I'm telling you,
if I write another tardy note...
...they're gonna send me
to the principal's office.
EMILY: I'm coming.
Why do you have to be so impatient?
[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
- Impatient?
- Impatient? Huh?
She's copping an attitude
With bigger words than she used to.
- At least she's a good student.
- Hey, our tax dollars hard at work.
Don't you ever be a teenager.
- She's not a teenager.
- Don't you start with me too.
- Did you pack your bag?
- Not yet.
Charlie, I told you to pack your bag.
Grandma's gonna pick you up
right after school.
- I forgot.
- You forgot.
He forgot.
Emily, let's go.
You take two bites
out of that cereal...
...and, I'm telling you, you get your butt
in your room and you pack your bag.
- Fred?
- Hm?
Can I tell you
how much I'm looking forward...
...to being here for three days
With you without those kids?
Do anything we wanna do.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
You give me shivers
When you talk like that.
I'm ready. Are you happy?
Three blessed days.
[FRED CHUCKLES]
[THE FOUR TOPS' "I CAN'T HELP MYSELF"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
You guys need any refills?
- No. Brig, we're good.
- You're good. Him?
- He's my cross to bear.
- I know.
What the hell
does she have against me?
She just doesn't understand you.
[FAITH HUMMING]
- Knock it off.
- What?
You're creeping me out.
Me being happy creeps you out?
A little bit.
It's good you're not gonna see me
over the next three days...
...because I'm gonna be really, really happy
because Fred and I are alone.
Don't remind me.
Fred and Faith's freakfest is on.
What are you doing?
I thought I'd take the first two
to burn the visuals...
...of you two having sex right out
of my mind, and then I don't know.
So I was thinking,
if I take the light bulb out...
...We can do it on the fire escape.
Why do you have to do that? Hm?
Because if I leave the light bulb in,
the neighbors might see us.
No. why do you have to tell me about it?
- Because I love that face that you make.
- I don't make a face.
So you know what I'm thinking?
Think I'd end up with...
...like, fire-escape lines on my ass
if we did it on the fire escape?
There's the face.
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: Five-five David,
I'm gonna have to call you off your meal.
Damn it. Damn it.
Not gonna get my mood changed.
Five-five David. Go ahead.
Five-five David and available units
in the five-five.
We have a hold-up alarm,
One More Cup Cafe.
1112 Arthur, between One and Two.
What is that?
It's the fourth time this week.
1112 Arthur. Ten-four, Central.
- We gotta go. We got a call.
- You want me to wrap it?
- We're good. Bosco...
BRIGETTE: Okay.
...you know what?
If we did it in different directions...
- ...I could get, like, ass waffles.
- Stop it.
[THUNDER CRASHING]
I don't see anything.
No customers, no employees.
All right.
[WHISPERING]
All right. Be careful.
Count on that.
It's okay.
[GLASS BREAKS]
[WHISPERING]
Damn it.
Ow.
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Five-five David to Central.
There appears to be
a robbery with injuries.
Roll backup and medics forthwith.
The back door is open.
We need some coverage
at the rear entrance.
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
You're gonna need stitches.
Well, that bandage will only stop
the bleeding for so long.
WOMAN:
He didn't need to shoot anybody.
All right, listen.
Do you remember anything else
about what they looked like? Anything?
- No. I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Why don't you sit here
and just relax for a couple minutes?
I'm gonna take care of a couple things.
We'll come back.
- We'll take you to the hospital.
- Okay. Okay.
Just sit back here.
[WOMAN SOBBING]
BOSCO:
Hey. Scooch.
- You all right?
- I'll live.
So there were three of them, white guys.
She thinks two were here
a couple minutes.
But she didn't even know
if they were together.
Then the third one came in,
asked where the bathroom was.
Then he just came out shooting.
A shotgun.
Didn't even give her a chance
to hand over the money.
And they wanted her...
...as a hostage just in case, you know,
there was someone out back.
So they pushed her out first.
And when she cleared the door,
she took off.
Can you imagine that?
Thank you.
[BOSCO WHISTLES]
BOSCO:
What do you think this does?
Bosco, put it down.
[BOSCO WHISTLES]
What the hell is taking so long?
Come on, this is an emergency room.
You're surprised it's "hurry up and wait"?
[BOSCO WHISTLING]
DOCTOR: There doesn't seem to be
any significant damage.
Let's see.
Ah, four stitches, you'll be good as new.
Would you mind prepping a suture kit?
Would I mind? I love this guy.
Is there gonna be a scar?
A small one. Maybe.
Don't worry. I'm an artist.
You'll still be beautiful.
[BOSCO LAUGHS]
- Let's get you fixed up.
- I'll be over there.
- Bosco.
BOSCO: Hey, Faith.
You think it's possible cancer
can be caused by surgery?
- What?
- Your partner's out of his mind.
- Yeah, no kidding.
- No, no. I know two people...
...diagnosed with cancer
a couple months after surgery.
- Two people? That proves it then.
- Yeah.
You eggheads, man. You can't accept
the fact that you may be killing people.
DOCTOR: Eggheads?
- Bosco...
...I want to get changed
so I can go home.
Right. In a minute.
No, now.
FAITH:
Hey.
FRED: what are you doing home?
FAITH: I cut my hand on some broken glass.
- Bad?
FAITH: No. I got like four stitches.
They put me in this
because I have to keep it isolated.
And they gave me some good drugs.
FRED:
Mm.
Ugh. All right, I've seen enough.
So the kids are at your mom's?
I picked them up. I talked to them.
They're having fun.
- Okay, good.
- Guess what.
What?
What's the thing that I've wanted more
than everything else for years?
I don't know if we should talk about that.
Bosco's in the house.
- Yeah. Please don't.
- What if I told you...
- ...I could get a brand-new truck free?
- A truck?
Yeah.
Where are you gonna park it?
- We'll figure that out.
- Baby, this is New York.
- You don't buy then figure that out.
- Not buy, free.
Wait a minute.
How are you gonna get a free truck?
All you gotta do is keep your hands on it.
Let me see that.
- Harley-Davidson edition?
- Your hands?
Yeah. Yeah. A bunch of people
put their hands on a truck.
Last person standing takes it home, free.
- That sounds stupid.
- No. It says it right here.
- "Gigantic Truck Contest."
- Yeah.
- Then you gotta pay insurance and taxes.
- But the truck's free.
- It's free.
- Don't say it again.
So what?
Can I do it?
Fred, you don't need to ask my permission.
I'm not your mother.
Oh, go, Freddie.
Thank you, baby.
- You can come out with me and root me on.
- Oh, that's not too likely.
I thought we were gonna spend
the weekend together.
- What do you mean? It's this weekend?
- Yeah.
Tomorrow morning, 6 a.m.
Battery Park. It's perfect.
The kids are already taken care of.
You can come out there with me.
Honey, this weekend's
my only chance for this truck.
Fine.
Go win your truck.
I'll have my own good time.
It is a Harley-Davidson edition.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Thanks a lot, Fred.
MAN [OVER PA]:
All right, come on, people. Let's sign up.
There's plenty of forms here.
Hey, all you gotta do
is keep your hands on the truck...
...and this beautiful baby's yours.
- Is this where I sign in?
- Welcome to the Monster Truck Giveaway.
Read and sign, please.
BOSCO: want you to sign away
your rights in case you go toes-up.
FRED: Hey, man. How you doing?
Thanks for coming.
You kidding?
It's a Harley-Davidson edition.
Faith slept on the couch.
I don't think she's coming to support me.
Couch? She is pissed.
Got another one of those
forms for the winner?
- What are you doing?
- You can't play if you don't sign up.
I thought you were here to cheer me on.
Yeah, right.
This is stupid.
[LINE RINGING]
Hey, Holly.
It's Faith.
Yeah, I know.
Listen, can you get a babysitter tonight?
Because I'm on vacation.
Good day! And it's kickoff time
for the Gigantic Truck Contest!
Okay, contestants, one hand on the truck
at all times from this moment on.
One, two, three.
[GUNSHOT]
Freddie, I got a good feeling about this.
One of us is gonna take this thing.
FRED:
How do you figure?
The rest of these guys
are a bunch of losers.
The only guy who's gonna be
a threat is my brother over there.
Black people have more stamina.
That's not at all bigoted.
How is it bigoted to say black people
are better than white people?
Well, I think it's the broad
generalization that he objects to.
- Are you his lawyer?
- John-- John Estaman.
I'd shake your hand but I want
to keep both hands on the truck.
Better to be prudent, if you get my--
My meaning.
At any rate, I'm an actuarial.
And my company has done tables...
...rating the fitness levels of various
races and ethnic groups.
And I can safely say that a higher level
of long-term physical endurance...
...is not more prevalent among the black
community, or African-Americans...
...particularly,
than in the population as a whole.
Hey, Johnny.
It's a pretty big truck, huh?
- Yes. Yes, it is.
- Get away from my end.
Now.
You see what we're dealing with here?
We can take these guys.
All we need to do is form
a strategic alliance.
Do whatever to get these bozos
to let go, then it's just you and me.
How do I know you're not gonna form some
alliance with these other guys, get rid of me?
Hey, hey, hey. We need to stay focused
on early strategy, all right?
We can deal with that later.
- Jeez, Faith, you look great.
- Yeah, well....
I had a weekend scheduled
of totally nude...
...no-kids-in-the-house loud lovemaking...
...but Fred wants to spend the weekend
With his hands on the back of some truck...
...instead of me. You know what?
That's his choice.
- Cigarette?
- No.
Fred would kill me if he ever thought....
Yeah.
Yeah, I want a cigarette.
Yes!
And she does it one-handed.
- I gotta pee.
- What do you got?
- Like, the smallest bladder in the world?
- No. I had four kids.
Enough said.
[ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
MAN:
Looks like you need an opponent.
Yeah, my opponent's in the bathroom.
No offense to your friend.
I don't know if she's enough
of a challenge for you.
It's my table, my break.
Rack them up.
BILL: O my God, I trust in thee.
Let me not be ashamed.
Let not mine enemies triumph over me.
"There was a day
When the sons of God...
- ...came to present themselves...."
- You better be careful.
I'm telling you. I'm just saying, man.
Sometimes the spirit moves.
You'll be throwing up hallelujahs.
"--came also among them to present
himself before the Lord."
- You need to wave your hands in the air.
- "Then the Lord said unto Satan:
- Wave your hands. Come on.
- 'From Whence comes thou?'"
Wave them, Billy boy. You can't help it.
You wanna piss off God?
- "Hast thou considered...."
- You want to face a pissed-off God?
Let me hear you.
Praise be to God.
- Praise be to God.
- Praise be to God.
BOSCO:
Psst!
I'm gonna have this guy speaking in
tongues on a gurney out of here in no time.
- I can't reach her.
- Excuse me?
Every break we get, I call home.
Faith hasn't answered.
Come on, man. She's probably just....
All day?
- It's almost 10:00.
- I know.
Whew. Fred.
What? What? What?
I don't know.
You playing me?
I'm just saying it's an awful long time
not to be able to reach her is all.
You are one dirty son of a bitch, Bos.
Playing Bill's religion,
playing me with Faith.
Frederic.
I can't believe you think
I would sink that low.
I'm just saying that Faith
is the type to be at home.
You think she's not at home?
Unless she found something
real fun to do.
It's just-- Well, I'd be nervous.
Never mind.
- Praise be to God.
- Praise be to God.
- Come on. Let me hear you.
- Praise be to God.
- Talk to me, baby. Praise be to God.
- Praise be to God.
- So, what do you do?
- Do?
For a living.
I'm independently wealthy.
I travel the world, summer in Maine,
you know, the whole bit.
- Oh, really?
- I don't look like an heiress?
I wouldn't know
What an heiress looks like.
And you?
I am a photographer.
Do I look like a photographer?
You look like a pool shark.
Shall we make a wager?
- Nope.
- Shame.
Who's that?
A photographer.
[HOLLY SCOFFS]
You ever wish you could be
somebody else just for a little while?
Like who?
I don't know.
Anybody.
Sometimes I wish I was you.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Trust me. You'd be disappointed.
Seriously. You got a good job.
Your husband's not fooling around.
Matt has a girlfriend.
That's why we're splitting up.
Holly, I'm sorry.
Can we talk about this tomorrow?
What do you mean?
I don't want to talk about
any serious stuff tonight, all right?
You know? No responsibilities.
- I need to talk.
- I know. And I need one night...
...Where I don't have to listen
to everybody else's problems.
I don't mean to be a burden.
- Holly, you don't have to be like that.
- You know what?
- Go to hell.
- Holly.
Holly.
Holly.
I'm ready for another one here.
Thank you.
So where did you learn
to shoot pool like that?
BOSCO:
I got this truck Wrapped up.
You hear me? I'm the survivor here.
I'm the one who's tough enough
to go the distance.
You hear what I'm saying?
I'm a cop.
I'm a cop.
You hear me? I can handle this.
Actually, police officers are least likely
to tolerate sleep deprivation...
...or extended periods of Wakefulness.
Because of the stress
of their daily routine.
It puts an undue amount of Wear and tear
on the myocardial walls of their hearts.
They're very suggestible to heart attacks.
- I did a table on this.
- Yo, whoopi.
Come and get your little playmate
before he ends up a statistic.
- You talking about my hair?
BOSCO: Oh, come on, man.
Join the 21st century.
I haven't arrested a hairstyle like that...
- ...since Michael Jackson was black.
- Oh, no, you didn't.
Don't let him get to you.
He'll never last.
I can almost hear his slow-twitch
fibers tearing as we speak.
See? Forming alliances against us.
Looks like it's just you and me, Fred.
Lucky me.
So how does an heiress
do that to her hand?
I fell off a polo pony.
You play polo?
No.
I just fell off the pony.
You want to go see something?
I-- There's this group of people
I think you'd find very interesting.
- A group, huh?
- Yeah.
Don't be trying to hustle me
like you did on that table.
Yeah. I want all your money.
Fat chance.
My daddy has a whole stable of lawyers.
- He keeps them right next to the ponies.
- That's scary.
I promise, if you don't find these people
interesting, you just turn around and leave.
[BEEPS]
FRED [ON MACHINE]:
Faith?
Faith, it's me.
I'm on a break.
I only got a few minutes. Pick up.
Pick up.
Where the hell are you?
All right, that's it. I don't know where
you are or what you think you're doing.
When you get this message,
get your ass out here to Battery Park.
Do you hear me?
[DOOR CLOSES]
MAN: These are the people
I was telling you about.
I have a show opening tomorrow.
Actually, it's this afternoon.
Oh....
- So you took these?
- You like them?
No.
She looks tired and sad.
She runs a foster home.
Gives kids who have nowhere to go
a safe place to call home.
She's lived a good life.
This is terrible.
Why do you think?
He looks beaten.
He's not even 30. He's washed up.
He told me how many fights he'd won,
how tough he was, how hard he was to hit.
But look at his face.
It's all there. Every fight.
I don't think he was that hard to hit.
See, I let my subjects
be anything they want to be.
And then I try to capture
the real them in the photo.
Why did you ask me to come here?
I was hoping you'd let me
photograph you.
Oh.
Because I'm tired or I'm beaten?
MAN [OVER PA]:
Whoa. That was Steve Costernaut...
...with a time of 18 hours, 28 minutes.
Hang tight--
There are several factors that
you have to take into consideration. First...
...are the owners of such vehicles
more inclined to drive them recklessly?
You think I don't know what you're doing?
Yap and yap and yap so I'll get sick of you
and take my hands off the truck?
Excuse me, but sharing some
of the more fascinating statistics...
- ...of my profession isn't yapping.
LEROY: If anybody's yapping, it's you.
You haven't stopped flapping your gums
since we put our hands on this mother.
Give it a rest, Huggy.
- Huggy?
- Yeah, you know, Huggy Bear.
Huggy Bear? Oh, no, you didn't.
Oh, and quit saying, "Oh, no, you didn't."
I did.
I said it. You're all a bunch
of cartoon-character stereotypes.
You want to talk about stereotypes?
Here's one for you:
A White bigoted New York City cop who
thinks everybody else is a stereotype.
- He's got you there, Bosco.
- Who put a nickel in your slot?
I'd have to say that you fit
Leroy's criteria for a stereotype.
You think I'm a stereotype?
Well....
We got Billy Graham over here
Who can't blow his nose...
...Without checking with God first.
- God forgive you.
- And Bootsy, the wannabe Super Fly.
- Super Fly?
- And Johnny Insurance over here...
...Who could bore a missionary
out of your house.
Actuarial tables are interesting if you
have the intellect to understand them.
What about me?
Oh, Fred.
A blue-collar package-delivery guy
Who drinks way too much beer...
...and plays in a softball league?
Oh, you're no stereotype.
You know what?
It used to be about winning this truck.
Now it's personal.
It's personal.
Personal.
Oh, my head is spinning.
You did drink quite a bit of vodka.
Yeah. And then I took some painkillers.
That's not a very good combination.
Why don't you let me make you
some coffee and I'll get you a cab?
- Coffee's a good idea.
- All right. Give me two minutes.
Okay.
[DOOR CLOSES]
MAN:
Hey, you're awake.
Remember me?
I went to make coffee last night.
You passed out.
How about some breakfast?
No.
I have to go home.
- I can walk you down.
- No, I'm fine.
Will you come back
to the opening this afternoon?
I'm actually terrified
no one's gonna show up.
I have a really busy day.
The show starts at 2.
We'll see.
[DOOR OPENS]
You're fading. You're fading.
You need to wave your hands, Billy boy.
Come on, baby. Wave those hands.
Can't hold back, baby.
Come on. Wave those hands.
- Praise be to God.
- Stay with us, Johnny.
Kill me. Kill me.
- How did my sweet baby Jean go?
BOSCO: Come on, Billy, Billy.
- Put your hands around my neck.
BILLY: what?
I said:
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
- He's losing it, Fred.
BILLY: I'm gonna kill you!
His hands are off the truck!
Hands are off the truck!
Hands are off.
[BILLY GRUNTING]
There's not enough faith in the world
to spend another minute with a....
- Spit it out.
- You vile human being.
MAN [OVER PA]: Bill from Astoria--
- Loser.
I will be praying
that anyone but him Wins.
--leaving just six contestants left.
- Can we have a hand for Bill from Astoria?
- Okay. I'm all right.
What did I tell you?
I told you I'd dust him off.
Fred, here's what I'm thinking.
We're friends, right? When it comes down
to it, why kill ourselves over this?
Here's what we'll do.
This is a pretty big truck.
Too big for guys who live in the city.
So if it's just you and me...
...you take your hands off the truck.
I'll get it, I'll sell it,
I'll buy a little sporty car.
With the money left over,
I will give you $1000.
- Don't talk to me.
- Cash.
She still hasn't answered the phone.
Well, why don't you just give in
and go look for her?
- Get away from me.
- Don't be so touchy.
Barcelona.
MAN [OVER PA]: Oh, that's a shame.
- Barcelona?
- John Estaman from Greenpoint--
- It's in Spain!
Hey, Leroy. I've been thinking about it.
Who's that actor you remind me of?
- Don't go there.
- No, no, seriously. I--
- Who is this?
- Denzel?
No. No, the-- The funny guy.
Oh, Eddie Murphy.
I know.
Dynamite! J.J.
What did I do?
[MACHINE BEEPS]
FRED [ON MESSAGE]:
Faith?
Faith, it's me.
I'm on a break and I only got
a few minutes. Pick up.
Pick up.
Where the hell are you?
That's it. I don't know where
you are or what you think you're doing...
...but when you get this message,
get your ass out here to Battery Park.
Do you hear me?
Get your ass out here.
You gotta be kidding me.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- Get my ass down here?
- There you are.
- What are you wearing?
- I'm sorry. Get my ass down here?
What are you?
Some kind of Neanderthal man now?
Lady, you have to come on so strong?
- Mind your business.
- Her screaming is my business.
I got a bad headache
and a worse attitude.
Hit her, Leroy.
Lift up your little gloves and go hit her.
- Bosco, what are you doing here?
- I'm Winning a truck.
- Why didn't you answer the phone?
- Because I was out.
- All night?
- Don't worry about it.
Were you dressed like that?
I'd give in now
and go save your marriage.
Bosco, you get your ass
on the other side of that truck.
Don't make me come after you.
[LEROY LAUGHS]
Hey, lady. I changed my mind.
You can stay here as long as you like.
We had this whole
Weekend planned, Fred.
We were gonna be alone together...
...really alone for the first time
since Emily was born.
And you gave that all up
for this stupid truck.
You know what?
You're having the weekend you want.
I'm gonna go have
the weekend that I want.
Where are you going?
I'm going to an art-gallery opening.
- You never wanna go to stuff.
- You never want to spend...
...the weekend with your hands on a truck!
So isn't this great? We're growing.
That is some outfit.
[AMBIENT MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
This is one of my favorites.
- Have we met?
- I don't think so.
Oh, I'm Shannon.
The invitation you got in the mail,
it was from me.
- I coordinated this event.
- Good for you.
Hey.
- You're here.
- Yeah, I'm here.
- How do you feel?
- I'm feeling like there's a uniform...
- ...that no one told me about.
- You're fine.
- So how is your opening going?
- People showed up.
Yeah, I see that.
You thought about what I asked you?
About taking your picture?
FAITH:
What is it that you really want? Is it sex?
Are you trying to sleep with me?
- No.
- Are you gay?
Does it matter?
I don't know. You tell me.
I want to take your picture.
Yeah. Like these?
Depends on what the camera finds.
We can do it right now.
In the middle of your opening?
I'll tell you what I've learned
about the art world.
If I glad-hand everyone, they think
they know me and they buy some stuff.
If I disappear in the middle of the show,
they'll think I'm eccentric...
...and that no one knows me.
They'll buy even more stuff.
So it's a no-lose situation.
- So this is where it all takes place, huh?
- Yeah.
- So, what now?
- Just have a seat, relax.
Yeah, I hate when people say that.
So, what happens now?
Take your coat off.
What do you got there? Some holy water?
- Is it warm enough?
- Yeah.
Close.
So, what do I do now?
Pose or something?
When I was little, all my pictures,
I'd be the one...
...that'd make the funny face. You know,
my mother used to get so mad at me.
Should I smile? Huh?
How about this?
Hm?
So, what am I supposed to do?
Where in Maine do you summer?
Excuse me?
Kennebunkport? Boothbay Harbor?
Yeah.
Yeah, um, the-- The Harbor.
- Where'd you go to school?
- Sarah Lawrence?
- Are you asking me?
- No.
Sarah Lawrence.
I don't feel comfortable having
my pictures hanging up in the gallery.
Well, then I'll give them to you.
- All of them.
- Take a couple hours to develop.
I could meet you somewhere if you like.
I think I'd feel better if I had them.
Then you will.
Can I finish this roll?
Sometimes I wish I was someone else.
- Why?
- Because I'm not a very interesting person.
If you weren't interesting,
I wouldn't be photographing you.
Give it up, boys.
Not a chance.
WOMAN: No! No!
- Son of a bitch.
WOMAN: No! No!
- Wrong move, bro.
WOMAN:
Police! Help! Help!
Come on, bro. Yeah. Come on, man.
Here you go.
[MAN LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- Go, Leroy!
- Oh, no, you didn't.
Thanks, Grandma!
Hey, Bosco! Oh, no, you didn't!
[BOBBY "BLUE" BLAND'S "AIN'T NO LOVE
IN THE HEART OF THE CITY" PLAYING]
[DOOR BELLS JINGLING]
FAITH:
Hey.
This place is great.
Never been here.
- You really haven't been missing much.
- Oh, no?
- Are those the pictures?
- Yes.
It's what I promised.
Listen, I'm sorry that
I changed my mind about those.
Your prerogative.
I'm not an heiress.
I guessed that.
Thanks for letting me say that I was.
[BELL DINGS]
- I never went to college.
- So what?
And I'm married.
Good for you.
I have two kids.
I think this weekend was...
...I don't know,
a vacation from who I really am.
Was it fun?
[DOOR BELLS JINGLING]
I was spending the last few days
trying to pretend...
...I was somebody that I wasn't.
I was sort of sick of being me.
Look at the pictures.
BOSCO: And the third one came in,
asked where the bathroom was.
Then he just came out shooting.
MAN: You look a lot more confident
than you let on that you are.
You seem...
...at peace with yourself.
Excuse me. I need to use your phone.
- I'm a police officer.
WOMAN: Pete, what is...?
This is police business.
We're doing a raid up the street.
And I got 25 cops
that need to know that I'm in position.
Go in the kitchen, call 911. Tell them
an officer told you, you got a 1 0-13.
- Faith?
FAITH: I need everybody down.
Everybody get down.
Everybody get on the floor.
Police.
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: --another fine
game after returning from a serious....
Hey.
[TV TURNS OFF]
I missed you.
I missed you too.
What happened with your truck?
Uh....
You're kidding me.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Leroy said:
"The guy who's married to that lady
Who told Boscorelli off...
...deserves that truck."
So it was my winning
personality again, huh?
- One of your best qualities.
- Yeah.
You know,
We still got a day left in the weekend.
- You blew your chance, mister.
- Mmm.
Completely out of luck?
Well...
...there might be one thing.
Have you ever made love in the back...
...of a brand-new sport
Harley-Davidson-edition pickup truck?
Mrs. Yokas.
Fred...
...I love you.
I love you.