The Wonder Years (1988–1993): Season 6, Episode 6 - White Lies - full transcript
When Kevin's parents go away on a trip, he decides to invite Winnie over for a "night of studying". After he and Winnie inadvertently fall asleep on the couch, Kevin tries to impress the ...
-♪ BABY ♪
-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
-♪ SAID I'M GONNA MAKE
IT WITH MY FRIENDS ♪
-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
-♪ OH, OH, I'M GONNA
KEEP ON TRYIN' ♪
-♪ GET BY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
-♪ I'M GONNA KEEP
ON TRYIN', NOW, BABE ♪
-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
-THEY SAY YOU CAN LIVE A
LIFETIME AND NEVER FIND LOVE.
SO I GUESS I WAS LUCKY, BECAUSE
TRUE LOVE CROSSED MY PATH
THE FIRST TIME I MET
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR...
WINNIE COOPER.
-KEVIN, WAIT.
-WHAT'S WRONG?
-ISN'T IT KIND OF HOT IN HERE?
-FEELS FINE TO ME.
-WINNIE AND I HAD BEEN TOGETHER
LONGER THAN ANY COUPLE I KNEW.
STILL, HISTORY ONLY GOES SO FAR.
-KEVIN?
-KIND OF LIKE WINNIE.
-WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
-IT'S JUST THAT IF
WE DON'T STOP NOW,
I'M AFRAID I'M NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO LATER.
-WELL, THAT'S OKAY, ISN'T IT?
I MEAN, WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
-OF COURSE WE DO.
-AND WE'VE BEEN GOING TOGETHER
FOR, WHAT, SIX YEARS NOW?
-SIX AND A HALF.
-UNFORTUNATELY, THE
MATHEMATICS OF THE SITUATION
WERE OPEN TO INTERPRETATION.
TO ME, THEY LED FORWARD,
TO THAT GREAT UNKNOWN.
BUT TO WINNIE, THEY LED...
- DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE USED TO RIDE OUR
BIKES UP HERE WHEN WE WERE KIDS?
- BACK.
-WE DID?
-YEAH. BEFORE
THEY BUILT IT ALL UP.
NOW THEY HAVE ALL
THE LIGHTS DOWN THERE,
-BUT IT USED TO BE ALL DARK.
-OH. YEAH.
-SEE, THE GREAT THING ABOUT US
WAS THAT WE HAD
THIS PAST TOGETHER.
-AND WE WENT DOWN THE
HILL. WE DIDN'T EVEN PEDAL.
WE WOULD JUST GLIDE.
-THE BAD THING ABOUT US WAS
THAT WE HAD THIS PAST TOGETHER.
-YOU KNOW, WINNIE, YOU
JUST CHANGED THE SUBJECT.
-FROM WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
-NOT THAT I MINDED BEING
PART OF WINNIE'S PAST.
IT'S JUST, WHEN IT
CAME TO WHO I WAS,
SHE SEEMED TO REGARD
ME AS A KNOWN QUANTITY...
-COME ON!
- RATHER THAN THE DANGEROUS
CHARACTER I'D BECOME.
11th GRADE...
WHERE YESTERDAY'S BOYS BATTLE
TO BECOME TOMORROW'S MEN.
IT'S A GAME PLAYED
FOR NOTHING LESS THAN
IMAGE, STATUS, AND MANHOOD...
NOT TO MENTION REPUTATION.
-I THINK I'M GONNA
GIVE CAROL MASUCHI
ANOTHER CHANCE THIS WEEKEND.
-OH, YOU MEAN SHE FINALLY
RETURNED YOUR CALLS?
-HEY! SHE CALLED ME.
- OOH.
- OOH.
-FACE IT.
EVERY DAY WAS A TRIAL
BY A JURY OF YOUR PEERS.
CHUCK, HOW'D YOUR DATE
GO WITH MARILYN LAST NIGHT?
-WELL, YOU KNOW.
IT WAS FUN.
-FUN?
-YEAH.
WELL...
WE DID STUFF.
-WELL, WHAT KIND OF STUFF?
YOU KNOW.
-STUFF.
-AND THOSE WHO LEFT
THEMSELVES EXPOSED
BORE THE FULL WRATH
OF THE ADOLESCENT MOB.
-HE DIDN'T!
-DID, TOO.
-NAH, YOU DIDN'T.
-IT COULD BE BRUTAL.
-HEY, COME ON. LAY OFF HIM.
-BUT NEVER SO BRUTAL AS
WHEN THE MOB TURNED ON YOU.
-YOU'RE RIGHT, ARNOLD.
MAYBE WE SHOULD BE TALKING
ABOUT YOU AND THE COOPSTER.
-WHAT?
-I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME.
UH, YOU WANT TO GIVE
US SOME POINTERS?
-WELL...
-AT TIMES LIKE THIS,
THE ONLY THING TO DO WAS
HOPE FOR A LAST-MINUTE REPRIEVE.
-OH, WOW. LOOK AT
THE TIME. GOT TO RUN.
-UH, YEAH. SORRY,
GUYS. I GOT TO GO.
-YEAH, YEAH.
-STILL, IF PROVING YOURSELF IN
THE LOCKER ROOM WAS TOUGH...
-NORMA, WHICH ONE OF THESE
TIES SHOULD I TAKE WITH ME?
-OH, DON'T WORRY,
HONEY. I'LL PACK FOR YOU.
- THE HOMEFRONT
WAS NO PICNIC, EITHER.
-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT, WON'T YOU, HONEY?
-MOM, PLEASE.
-WELL, WITH WAYNE
GONE TILL SATURDAY...
-MOM. YOU'RE ONLY
GONNA BE GONE ONE NIGHT.
-MY PARENTS WERE
TAKING A TRIP OUT OF TOWN,
WHICH, FOR ME, MEANT ONE THING.
-THERE ARE MEALS IN THE
FREEZER FOR YOU, HONEY.
AND THEY'RE ALL LABELED.
-MOM, PLEASE, GIVE
ME A LITTLE CREDIT.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF
MYSELF. I'M 16 YEARS OLD!
-CONGRATULATIONS.
-THANKS.
-JUST DON'T FORGET
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
-ALL IN ALL, A RESOUNDING
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE.
-COME ON.
-I MEAN, WHO DID THESE
PEOPLE THINK I WAS?
SO I HAD AN EMPTY
HOUSE TO MYSELF.
WHAT WERE MY PARENTS
WORRIED ABOUT?
SUDDENLY I UNDERSTOOD
THEIR CONCERN.
-WINNIE, HI.
-OH, HI.
-UH, LISTEN...
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED
TO STUDY FOR THE SATs TONIGHT.
-TONIGHT?
-UH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I-I FIGURED
IT'S ABOUT TIME WE
STARTED GETTING READY...
FOR THE TEST.
-OKAY. WHERE DO
YOU WANT TO MEET?
-UH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
UH, ANYWHERE.
HOW ABOUT MY HOUSE?
-OKAY.
-BINGO.
AS LONG AS IT'S ALL
RIGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS.
-SURE.
DEFINITELY.
-JUST ONE LITTLE DETAIL.
-I MEAN, IT WOULD BE IF
THEY WEREN'T OUT OF TOWN.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT
GONNA BE LIKE THE NEIGHBORS
WON'T BE AROUND OR ANYTHING.
-BUT WHO WAS I KIDDING?
NO WAY SHE WAS GONNA
FALL FOR THIS PATHETIC RUSE.
-THAT'S FINE.
-REALLY?
-SURE.
WE'RE JUST GONNA STUDY, RIGHT?
-ABSOLUTELY.
-GREAT. THEN I'LL
SEE YOU TONIGHT.
-AND WITH THAT,
THE DATE WAS MADE.
THE TRAP WAS SET.
AND SO I PREPARED A
PROPER STUDY ENVIRONMENT.
A VERITABLE TEMPLE OF ACADEMIA.
AND WHEN I WAS FINISHED...
-COME ON IN. IT'S OPEN.
-HI.
-HI.
-HEH HEH.
IT WAS A CALL TO ROMANCE
NO MERE WOMAN COULD RESIST.
-IT'S KIND OF DARK IN HERE.
LET'S STUDY IN THE KITCHEN.
-THEN AGAIN...
-OKAY. WHAT'S THE
OPPOSITE OF PARSIMONIOUS?
"A"... FASTIDIOUS,
"B"... CONSIDERATE,
"C"... GENEROUS, OR
"D"... NONE OF THE ABOVE?
KEVIN?
-WANT SOME PRETZELS
OR SOMETHING?
-KEVIN, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
NEVER GONNA KNOW ALL THIS
WHEN IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST.
-WINNIE, WHAT'S TO KNOW?
I MEAN, IT'S A STUPID TEST.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SHOW UP ON TIME
AND BRING SOME SHARPENED
NUMBER-TWO PENCILS.
-KEVIN, IT'S A LITTLE
MORE DIFFICULT THAN THAT.
-RIGHT.
YOU HAVE TO FILL IN
THOSE LITTLE CIRCLES.
-OKAY, SO MUCH
FOR THE SMALL TALK.
IT WAS TIME TO GET... DANGEROUS.
-WINNIE...
LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE.
-LIKE WHAT?
-WELL, LIKE...
GO IN THE LIVING ROOM.
-FOR STARTERS.
-KEVIN...
YOU REALLY DIDN'T INVITE ME
OVER HERE TO STUDY, DID YOU?
-NO.
IT'S JUST THAT WE HAVE THIS
WHOLE HOUSE TO OURSELVES,
AND I THOUGHT THAT...
-OH.
LOOK, WINNIE, WE'VE BEEN
TOGETHER A LONG TIME, AND...
-AND THE GUYS ARE
STARTING TO TALK.
KEVIN, IT ISN'T A SECRET.
GIRLS TALK, TOO, YOU KNOW.
ALL THE TIME.
-WELL, LIKE...
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WHEN YOU... TALK?
-WELL, I SAY THAT WE'VE
BEEN TOGETHER ALONG TIME
AND WE CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER
AND THAT THINGS
BETWEEN US ARE GREAT.
-OH.
-WHY? WHAT DO YOU SAY?
-I, UH...
SAY THE SAME.
-YEAH.
MORE OR LESS.
-I LIKE THAT.
I'D LIKE MORE.
-AND SO AFTER ALL MY ATTEMPTS
AT INTRIGUE AND
DANGER AND SEDUCTION...
-THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
- WINNIE AND I ENDED
UP LIKE WE ALWAYS DID...
REMINISCING.
-DO YOU REMEMBER THE
FIRST TIME WE SAW THIS MOVIE?
-I GUESS.
-I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU,
AND YOU CAME OVER
TO KEEP ME COMPANY.
-YEAH.
-STILL, IN A WAY,
IT WASN'T ALL BAD.
-WE MUST HAVE WATCHED
FIVE MOVIES THAT WEEK.
-SEVEN.
YOU VISITED ME EVERY DAY.
-FACT WAS, IT FELT PRETTY
GOOD, SITTING THERE, HOLDING HER,
AWAY FROM SCHOOL AND THE
GUYS AND THE LOCKER ROOM.
I SHOULD REALLY CALL MY PARENTS.
THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.
-NO, LET'S WATCH A LITTLE MORE.
YOU CAN CALL THEM LATER.
-AFTER ALL, THERE
WAS NO NEED TO HURRY.
WE HAD PLENTY OF TIME.
-TAKE ME HOME.
-ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M AFRAID
THAT'S AS FAR AS I'M
GONNA CARRY YOU.
FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
-WE DIDN'T SEE THE
END OF THE MOVIE.
WE DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THE PHONE,
BECAUSE THAT NIGHT,
WINNIE AND I DID SOMETHING
WE'D NEVER DONE TOGETHER BEFORE.
WE FELL ASLEEP.
-GOOD MORNING.
-THIS IS "TODAY" IN BUCHAREST,
ROMANIA'S CAPITAL
AND ITS LARGEST CITY...
-COMING. COMING.
HELLO?
OH. HI, MOM.
YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE I'M
UP. I'VE BEEN UP FOR HOURS.
UH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE.
I'M JUST GETTING
READY FOR SCHOOL.
OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
BYE.
- OF MODERN APARTMENT
HOUSES, SATELLITE CITIES...
-AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.
-OH, MY GOD.
-SOMEHOW WINNIE AND I HAD
SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE NIGHT.
-OH, MY GOD.
-I HAD TO BE CALM,
THE VOICE OF REASON.
I HAD TO WAKE HER
GENTLY, SO SHE WOULDN'T...
-WINNIE! WAKE UP!
IT'S 7:00!
WE SLEPT IN!
- PANIC.
-♪ WAKE UP, LITTLE
SUSIE, WAKE UP ♪
-FEAR IS A GREAT MOTIVATOR.
TERROR IS EVEN BETTER.
-KEVIN, SLOW DOWN!
-BUT I COULDN'T.
ALL I COULD IMAGINE
WAS WHAT AWAITED US...
ANGRY PARENTS,
OUTRAGED NEIGHBORS,
MAYBE EVEN THE NATIONAL GUARD.
OR MAYBE NOTHING AT ALL.
-THERE'S NO ONE HERE.
-WHO WOULD BE HERE
AT 7:00 IN THE MORNING?
-WELL...
YOU KNOW, THE
MAILMAN, THE PAPER BOY...
-KEVIN, RELAX.
-WELL, SHOULD I
COME IN WITH YOU?
-NO, THAT'S OKAY. IT'D PROBABLY
JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
SEE YOU AT SCHOOL.
-AND AT THAT MOMENT,
LOOKING INTO THOSE EYES,
I KNEW THINGS WOULD BE OKAY.
I MEAN, HEY,
WHAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE
WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
-YOU TOLD THEM?!
-OF COURSE I TOLD THEM.
-YOU MEAN YOU TOLD
THEM THE TRUTH?
-I TOLD THEM WHAT HAPPENED.
THAT WE FELL ASLEEP
ON YOUR COUCH.
-OF COURSE, I SHOULD
HAVE BEEN RELIEVED, BUT...
-I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TOLD THEM THAT!
-WHY?
-WELL...
-GEEZ, WE WERE
RED-BLOODED TEENAGERS.
HADN'T THEY CONSIDERED
THE POSSIBILITIES?
-WHAT DID THEY SAY?
-NOT MUCH.
THEY TRUST US.
-WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
-KEVIN, THEY KNEW
NOTHING HAPPENED.
-OH.
-AND THE FUNNY THING WAS,
JUST WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED
TO FEEL OFF THE HOOK,
I FELT INSULTED.
-THE TRUTH WAS,
THEY WERE REALLY RELIEVED
TO HEAR I WAS WITH YOU.
GREAT.
-SO I GUESS EVERYTHING
TURNED OUT OKAY.
-YEAH.
-I'LL SEE YOU AT LUNCH?
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
THEY SAY FOR EVERY ACTION,
THERE'S AN EQUAL AND
OPPOSITE REACTION.
WHEN YOU'RE 16
AND YOUR MANLY PRIDE
HAS BEEN SHRIVELED,
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
-KEVIN!
-PLAYING A LITTLE BIT ROUGH
OUT THERE, HUH, ARNOLD?
-HEY, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT,
WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY
BADMINTON WITH THE GIRLS?
-OKAY, MAYBE I WAS A
LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL.
I HAD MY REASONS.
-YOU OKAY?
- YEAH. WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
JUST LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE
GONNA TAKE A LIFE OUT THERE.
-I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST
FEELING FRUSTRATED.
-UH-OH.
-BUT, UH...
I MEAN, I'M JUST
HAVING A BAD DAY.
-BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
I'D BROKEN THE FIRST
RULE OF THE LOCKER ROOM.
-WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARNOLD?
TROUBLE IN PARADISE?
-YEAH, IS, UH, WINNIE
SHUTTING YOU OUT?
-WELL, UH...
NO, NO.
IT'S JUST, WE...
SHE AND I, UH, JUST...
YOU KNOW.
-COME ON, KEV.
TELL US SOMETHING INTERESTING.
-WE'RE WAITING, ARNOLD.
-WHOOPS.
-OR IS THERE JUST
REALLY NOTHING TO TELL?
-NOW, EVERYTHING IN ME TOLD
ME TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
BUT SOMEHOW, THE WAY THOSE
GUYS WERE LOOKING AT ME...
IT JUST SLIPPED OUT.
-HEY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
WINNIE WAS OVER AT
MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT.
-WHOA.
-ALL NIGHT.
-AND?
HEY, USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
-WHICH, OF COURSE, THEY DID...
WHAT LITTLE THEY HAD.
-IS THIS TRUE?
YEAH, OF COURSE IT'S TRUE.
-AND WITH THAT, I BECAME A GOD.
-BUT JUST DON'T
TELL ANYONE, OKAY?
-OUR LIPS ARE SEALED.
-AND THE MOST AMAZING PART IS...
I ACTUALLY BELIEVED THEM.
BY LUNCHTIME, I'D
PRETTY MUCH FORGOTTEN
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
-I'LL GET SOME NAPKINS.
-I'LL MEET YOU AT THE TABLE.
-EVERYTHING FELT RIGHT...
WITH ME, WITH WINNIE.
-HEY, ARNOLD.
-UNTIL MY FAN CLUB ARRIVED.
-YOU WANT TO TELL US
ABOUT YOU AND COOPER?
-WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
-COME ON, ARNOLD.
FILL US IN ON THE DETAILS.
GET LOST, STEUBEN.
- OOH.
- OOH.
-SUDDENLY I WAS GETTING
THIS QUEASY FEELING,
AND IT WASN'T THE GOULASH.
-HEY, STEUBEN.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
NOT TO TELL ANYONE.
-WELL, HEY.
IF YOU'RE GONNA WALK THE
WALK, YOU GOT TO TALK THE TALK.
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
-BUT I WAS TOO LATE.
-MRS. COOPER?
HI, THIS IS KEVIN.
IS WINNIE THERE?
-BY THAT NIGHT,
NOTHING HAD CHANGED.
-YEAH.
I UNDERSTAND.
SORRY.
-FACE IT... I NEEDED HELP.
-KEVIN!
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO THROW OUT THE TRASH.
-OH.
SORRY.
- EHH...
-STILL, I GUESS HELP
IS WHERE YOU FIND IT.
-DAD?
-YEAH?
-I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENED HERE LAST NIGHT.
-WHAT IS IT?
-WINNIE CAME OVER
LAST NIGHT, AND...
-AND SO I RECOUNTED
THE WHOLE SORRY TALE,
HOPING FOR SOME ADVICE
AND MAYBE A LITTLE SYMPATHY.
AFTER ALL, DAD HAD BEEN 16 ONCE.
HE'D BEEN IN LOCKER ROOMS.
HE KNEW WHAT THE GUYS WERE LIKE.
WOMEN, HUH?
I MEAN, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
-BUT IF I WAS LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE TO BACK ME UP...
-GET IN YOUR CAR, GO OVER,
AND APOLOGIZE RIGHT AWAY.
- I CAME UP SHORT.
-YOU THINK SHE'LL LISTEN?
-I WOULDN'T.
-I DIDN'T GO RIGHT AWAY.
MAYBE I WAS TOO PROUD.
MAYBE I WAS TOO AFRAID.
I KEPT TELLING MYSELF OVER
AND OVER THAT WHAT I'D DONE
WASN'T REALLY SO BAD.
BUT I GUESS I KNEW BETTER.
-HI.
-I KNEW WHAT I HAD
TO DO... APOLOGIZE.
-WINNIE, LISTEN.
I'VE GIVEN THIS A LOT
OF THOUGHT, AND...
WHAT I DID WAS WRONG.
IT'S JUST THAT...
THE GUYS WERE
REALLY GETTING ON ME,
AND, YOU KNOW, I
KNOW IT'S NO EXCUSE.
BUT...
I GUESS I...
KIND OF LET THEM GET
THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT US.
OKAY, I DEFINITELY LET THEM
GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT US.
BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND
SOMETHING, WINNIE.
YOU KNOW, WHEN
GUYS GET TOGETHER,
SOMETIMES THINGS GET
A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL.
I MEAN, NOT
NECESSARILY IN THIS CASE,
BUT...
SOMETIMES...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
ANYWAY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
I PROMISE.
-HOW?
-WHAT?
-HOW CAN YOU FIX
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
-LOOK, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS INSIDE?
-SURE.
-GREAT.
-BECAUSE MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME.
SO IF YOU WANT ME, YOU GOT ME.
-COME ON, KEVIN.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE IN
SUCH A HURRY ABOUT, WASN'T IT?
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
-WINNIE.
WINNIE.
CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK TO
THE WAY THINGS USED TO BE
AND FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS?
-AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES I
WANTED TO HEAR HER SAY "YES"...
-NO. WE CAN'T.
-THEY SAY HINDSIGHT'S
20/20, AND I GUESS IT'S TRUE.
BECAUSE AS I STOOD OUTSIDE
WINNIE'S HOUSE THAT NIGHT,
I SUDDENLY SAW
IT ALL SO CLEARLY.
I'D SOLD BOTH OF US SHORT
BY TAKING SOMETHING
MOST PEOPLE NEVER HAVE,
AND THROWING IT AWAY
FOR SOMETHING LESS.
I'D BEEN IN SUCH A RUSH
TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WHO
DIDN'T REALLY MATTER,
I'D TORN APART THE
ONLY ONES WHO DID...
US.
-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
-♪ SAID I'M GONNA MAKE
IT WITH MY FRIENDS ♪
-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
-♪ OH, OH, I'M GONNA
KEEP ON TRYIN' ♪
-♪ GET BY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
-♪ I'M GONNA KEEP
ON TRYIN', NOW, BABE ♪
-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
-THEY SAY YOU CAN LIVE A
LIFETIME AND NEVER FIND LOVE.
SO I GUESS I WAS LUCKY, BECAUSE
TRUE LOVE CROSSED MY PATH
THE FIRST TIME I MET
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR...
WINNIE COOPER.
-KEVIN, WAIT.
-WHAT'S WRONG?
-ISN'T IT KIND OF HOT IN HERE?
-FEELS FINE TO ME.
-WINNIE AND I HAD BEEN TOGETHER
LONGER THAN ANY COUPLE I KNEW.
STILL, HISTORY ONLY GOES SO FAR.
-KEVIN?
-KIND OF LIKE WINNIE.
-WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
-IT'S JUST THAT IF
WE DON'T STOP NOW,
I'M AFRAID I'M NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO LATER.
-WELL, THAT'S OKAY, ISN'T IT?
I MEAN, WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
-OF COURSE WE DO.
-AND WE'VE BEEN GOING TOGETHER
FOR, WHAT, SIX YEARS NOW?
-SIX AND A HALF.
-UNFORTUNATELY, THE
MATHEMATICS OF THE SITUATION
WERE OPEN TO INTERPRETATION.
TO ME, THEY LED FORWARD,
TO THAT GREAT UNKNOWN.
BUT TO WINNIE, THEY LED...
- DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE USED TO RIDE OUR
BIKES UP HERE WHEN WE WERE KIDS?
- BACK.
-WE DID?
-YEAH. BEFORE
THEY BUILT IT ALL UP.
NOW THEY HAVE ALL
THE LIGHTS DOWN THERE,
-BUT IT USED TO BE ALL DARK.
-OH. YEAH.
-SEE, THE GREAT THING ABOUT US
WAS THAT WE HAD
THIS PAST TOGETHER.
-AND WE WENT DOWN THE
HILL. WE DIDN'T EVEN PEDAL.
WE WOULD JUST GLIDE.
-THE BAD THING ABOUT US WAS
THAT WE HAD THIS PAST TOGETHER.
-YOU KNOW, WINNIE, YOU
JUST CHANGED THE SUBJECT.
-FROM WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
-NOT THAT I MINDED BEING
PART OF WINNIE'S PAST.
IT'S JUST, WHEN IT
CAME TO WHO I WAS,
SHE SEEMED TO REGARD
ME AS A KNOWN QUANTITY...
-COME ON!
- RATHER THAN THE DANGEROUS
CHARACTER I'D BECOME.
11th GRADE...
WHERE YESTERDAY'S BOYS BATTLE
TO BECOME TOMORROW'S MEN.
IT'S A GAME PLAYED
FOR NOTHING LESS THAN
IMAGE, STATUS, AND MANHOOD...
NOT TO MENTION REPUTATION.
-I THINK I'M GONNA
GIVE CAROL MASUCHI
ANOTHER CHANCE THIS WEEKEND.
-OH, YOU MEAN SHE FINALLY
RETURNED YOUR CALLS?
-HEY! SHE CALLED ME.
- OOH.
- OOH.
-FACE IT.
EVERY DAY WAS A TRIAL
BY A JURY OF YOUR PEERS.
CHUCK, HOW'D YOUR DATE
GO WITH MARILYN LAST NIGHT?
-WELL, YOU KNOW.
IT WAS FUN.
-FUN?
-YEAH.
WELL...
WE DID STUFF.
-WELL, WHAT KIND OF STUFF?
YOU KNOW.
-STUFF.
-AND THOSE WHO LEFT
THEMSELVES EXPOSED
BORE THE FULL WRATH
OF THE ADOLESCENT MOB.
-HE DIDN'T!
-DID, TOO.
-NAH, YOU DIDN'T.
-IT COULD BE BRUTAL.
-HEY, COME ON. LAY OFF HIM.
-BUT NEVER SO BRUTAL AS
WHEN THE MOB TURNED ON YOU.
-YOU'RE RIGHT, ARNOLD.
MAYBE WE SHOULD BE TALKING
ABOUT YOU AND THE COOPSTER.
-WHAT?
-I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME.
UH, YOU WANT TO GIVE
US SOME POINTERS?
-WELL...
-AT TIMES LIKE THIS,
THE ONLY THING TO DO WAS
HOPE FOR A LAST-MINUTE REPRIEVE.
-OH, WOW. LOOK AT
THE TIME. GOT TO RUN.
-UH, YEAH. SORRY,
GUYS. I GOT TO GO.
-YEAH, YEAH.
-STILL, IF PROVING YOURSELF IN
THE LOCKER ROOM WAS TOUGH...
-NORMA, WHICH ONE OF THESE
TIES SHOULD I TAKE WITH ME?
-OH, DON'T WORRY,
HONEY. I'LL PACK FOR YOU.
- THE HOMEFRONT
WAS NO PICNIC, EITHER.
-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT, WON'T YOU, HONEY?
-MOM, PLEASE.
-WELL, WITH WAYNE
GONE TILL SATURDAY...
-MOM. YOU'RE ONLY
GONNA BE GONE ONE NIGHT.
-MY PARENTS WERE
TAKING A TRIP OUT OF TOWN,
WHICH, FOR ME, MEANT ONE THING.
-THERE ARE MEALS IN THE
FREEZER FOR YOU, HONEY.
AND THEY'RE ALL LABELED.
-MOM, PLEASE, GIVE
ME A LITTLE CREDIT.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF
MYSELF. I'M 16 YEARS OLD!
-CONGRATULATIONS.
-THANKS.
-JUST DON'T FORGET
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
-ALL IN ALL, A RESOUNDING
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE.
-COME ON.
-I MEAN, WHO DID THESE
PEOPLE THINK I WAS?
SO I HAD AN EMPTY
HOUSE TO MYSELF.
WHAT WERE MY PARENTS
WORRIED ABOUT?
SUDDENLY I UNDERSTOOD
THEIR CONCERN.
-WINNIE, HI.
-OH, HI.
-UH, LISTEN...
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED
TO STUDY FOR THE SATs TONIGHT.
-TONIGHT?
-UH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I-I FIGURED
IT'S ABOUT TIME WE
STARTED GETTING READY...
FOR THE TEST.
-OKAY. WHERE DO
YOU WANT TO MEET?
-UH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
UH, ANYWHERE.
HOW ABOUT MY HOUSE?
-OKAY.
-BINGO.
AS LONG AS IT'S ALL
RIGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS.
-SURE.
DEFINITELY.
-JUST ONE LITTLE DETAIL.
-I MEAN, IT WOULD BE IF
THEY WEREN'T OUT OF TOWN.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT
GONNA BE LIKE THE NEIGHBORS
WON'T BE AROUND OR ANYTHING.
-BUT WHO WAS I KIDDING?
NO WAY SHE WAS GONNA
FALL FOR THIS PATHETIC RUSE.
-THAT'S FINE.
-REALLY?
-SURE.
WE'RE JUST GONNA STUDY, RIGHT?
-ABSOLUTELY.
-GREAT. THEN I'LL
SEE YOU TONIGHT.
-AND WITH THAT,
THE DATE WAS MADE.
THE TRAP WAS SET.
AND SO I PREPARED A
PROPER STUDY ENVIRONMENT.
A VERITABLE TEMPLE OF ACADEMIA.
AND WHEN I WAS FINISHED...
-COME ON IN. IT'S OPEN.
-HI.
-HI.
-HEH HEH.
IT WAS A CALL TO ROMANCE
NO MERE WOMAN COULD RESIST.
-IT'S KIND OF DARK IN HERE.
LET'S STUDY IN THE KITCHEN.
-THEN AGAIN...
-OKAY. WHAT'S THE
OPPOSITE OF PARSIMONIOUS?
"A"... FASTIDIOUS,
"B"... CONSIDERATE,
"C"... GENEROUS, OR
"D"... NONE OF THE ABOVE?
KEVIN?
-WANT SOME PRETZELS
OR SOMETHING?
-KEVIN, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
NEVER GONNA KNOW ALL THIS
WHEN IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE TEST.
-WINNIE, WHAT'S TO KNOW?
I MEAN, IT'S A STUPID TEST.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SHOW UP ON TIME
AND BRING SOME SHARPENED
NUMBER-TWO PENCILS.
-KEVIN, IT'S A LITTLE
MORE DIFFICULT THAN THAT.
-RIGHT.
YOU HAVE TO FILL IN
THOSE LITTLE CIRCLES.
-OKAY, SO MUCH
FOR THE SMALL TALK.
IT WAS TIME TO GET... DANGEROUS.
-WINNIE...
LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE.
-LIKE WHAT?
-WELL, LIKE...
GO IN THE LIVING ROOM.
-FOR STARTERS.
-KEVIN...
YOU REALLY DIDN'T INVITE ME
OVER HERE TO STUDY, DID YOU?
-NO.
IT'S JUST THAT WE HAVE THIS
WHOLE HOUSE TO OURSELVES,
AND I THOUGHT THAT...
-OH.
LOOK, WINNIE, WE'VE BEEN
TOGETHER A LONG TIME, AND...
-AND THE GUYS ARE
STARTING TO TALK.
KEVIN, IT ISN'T A SECRET.
GIRLS TALK, TOO, YOU KNOW.
ALL THE TIME.
-WELL, LIKE...
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WHEN YOU... TALK?
-WELL, I SAY THAT WE'VE
BEEN TOGETHER ALONG TIME
AND WE CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER
AND THAT THINGS
BETWEEN US ARE GREAT.
-OH.
-WHY? WHAT DO YOU SAY?
-I, UH...
SAY THE SAME.
-YEAH.
MORE OR LESS.
-I LIKE THAT.
I'D LIKE MORE.
-AND SO AFTER ALL MY ATTEMPTS
AT INTRIGUE AND
DANGER AND SEDUCTION...
-THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
- WINNIE AND I ENDED
UP LIKE WE ALWAYS DID...
REMINISCING.
-DO YOU REMEMBER THE
FIRST TIME WE SAW THIS MOVIE?
-I GUESS.
-I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU,
AND YOU CAME OVER
TO KEEP ME COMPANY.
-YEAH.
-STILL, IN A WAY,
IT WASN'T ALL BAD.
-WE MUST HAVE WATCHED
FIVE MOVIES THAT WEEK.
-SEVEN.
YOU VISITED ME EVERY DAY.
-FACT WAS, IT FELT PRETTY
GOOD, SITTING THERE, HOLDING HER,
AWAY FROM SCHOOL AND THE
GUYS AND THE LOCKER ROOM.
I SHOULD REALLY CALL MY PARENTS.
THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.
-NO, LET'S WATCH A LITTLE MORE.
YOU CAN CALL THEM LATER.
-AFTER ALL, THERE
WAS NO NEED TO HURRY.
WE HAD PLENTY OF TIME.
-TAKE ME HOME.
-ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M AFRAID
THAT'S AS FAR AS I'M
GONNA CARRY YOU.
FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
-WE DIDN'T SEE THE
END OF THE MOVIE.
WE DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THE PHONE,
BECAUSE THAT NIGHT,
WINNIE AND I DID SOMETHING
WE'D NEVER DONE TOGETHER BEFORE.
WE FELL ASLEEP.
-GOOD MORNING.
-THIS IS "TODAY" IN BUCHAREST,
ROMANIA'S CAPITAL
AND ITS LARGEST CITY...
-COMING. COMING.
HELLO?
OH. HI, MOM.
YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE I'M
UP. I'VE BEEN UP FOR HOURS.
UH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE.
I'M JUST GETTING
READY FOR SCHOOL.
OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
BYE.
- OF MODERN APARTMENT
HOUSES, SATELLITE CITIES...
-AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.
-OH, MY GOD.
-SOMEHOW WINNIE AND I HAD
SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE NIGHT.
-OH, MY GOD.
-I HAD TO BE CALM,
THE VOICE OF REASON.
I HAD TO WAKE HER
GENTLY, SO SHE WOULDN'T...
-WINNIE! WAKE UP!
IT'S 7:00!
WE SLEPT IN!
- PANIC.
-♪ WAKE UP, LITTLE
SUSIE, WAKE UP ♪
-FEAR IS A GREAT MOTIVATOR.
TERROR IS EVEN BETTER.
-KEVIN, SLOW DOWN!
-BUT I COULDN'T.
ALL I COULD IMAGINE
WAS WHAT AWAITED US...
ANGRY PARENTS,
OUTRAGED NEIGHBORS,
MAYBE EVEN THE NATIONAL GUARD.
OR MAYBE NOTHING AT ALL.
-THERE'S NO ONE HERE.
-WHO WOULD BE HERE
AT 7:00 IN THE MORNING?
-WELL...
YOU KNOW, THE
MAILMAN, THE PAPER BOY...
-KEVIN, RELAX.
-WELL, SHOULD I
COME IN WITH YOU?
-NO, THAT'S OKAY. IT'D PROBABLY
JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
SEE YOU AT SCHOOL.
-AND AT THAT MOMENT,
LOOKING INTO THOSE EYES,
I KNEW THINGS WOULD BE OKAY.
I MEAN, HEY,
WHAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE
WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
-YOU TOLD THEM?!
-OF COURSE I TOLD THEM.
-YOU MEAN YOU TOLD
THEM THE TRUTH?
-I TOLD THEM WHAT HAPPENED.
THAT WE FELL ASLEEP
ON YOUR COUCH.
-OF COURSE, I SHOULD
HAVE BEEN RELIEVED, BUT...
-I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TOLD THEM THAT!
-WHY?
-WELL...
-GEEZ, WE WERE
RED-BLOODED TEENAGERS.
HADN'T THEY CONSIDERED
THE POSSIBILITIES?
-WHAT DID THEY SAY?
-NOT MUCH.
THEY TRUST US.
-WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
-KEVIN, THEY KNEW
NOTHING HAPPENED.
-OH.
-AND THE FUNNY THING WAS,
JUST WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED
TO FEEL OFF THE HOOK,
I FELT INSULTED.
-THE TRUTH WAS,
THEY WERE REALLY RELIEVED
TO HEAR I WAS WITH YOU.
GREAT.
-SO I GUESS EVERYTHING
TURNED OUT OKAY.
-YEAH.
-I'LL SEE YOU AT LUNCH?
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
THEY SAY FOR EVERY ACTION,
THERE'S AN EQUAL AND
OPPOSITE REACTION.
WHEN YOU'RE 16
AND YOUR MANLY PRIDE
HAS BEEN SHRIVELED,
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
-KEVIN!
-PLAYING A LITTLE BIT ROUGH
OUT THERE, HUH, ARNOLD?
-HEY, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT,
WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY
BADMINTON WITH THE GIRLS?
-OKAY, MAYBE I WAS A
LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL.
I HAD MY REASONS.
-YOU OKAY?
- YEAH. WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
JUST LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE
GONNA TAKE A LIFE OUT THERE.
-I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST
FEELING FRUSTRATED.
-UH-OH.
-BUT, UH...
I MEAN, I'M JUST
HAVING A BAD DAY.
-BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
I'D BROKEN THE FIRST
RULE OF THE LOCKER ROOM.
-WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARNOLD?
TROUBLE IN PARADISE?
-YEAH, IS, UH, WINNIE
SHUTTING YOU OUT?
-WELL, UH...
NO, NO.
IT'S JUST, WE...
SHE AND I, UH, JUST...
YOU KNOW.
-COME ON, KEV.
TELL US SOMETHING INTERESTING.
-WE'RE WAITING, ARNOLD.
-WHOOPS.
-OR IS THERE JUST
REALLY NOTHING TO TELL?
-NOW, EVERYTHING IN ME TOLD
ME TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
BUT SOMEHOW, THE WAY THOSE
GUYS WERE LOOKING AT ME...
IT JUST SLIPPED OUT.
-HEY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
WINNIE WAS OVER AT
MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT.
-WHOA.
-ALL NIGHT.
-AND?
HEY, USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
-WHICH, OF COURSE, THEY DID...
WHAT LITTLE THEY HAD.
-IS THIS TRUE?
YEAH, OF COURSE IT'S TRUE.
-AND WITH THAT, I BECAME A GOD.
-BUT JUST DON'T
TELL ANYONE, OKAY?
-OUR LIPS ARE SEALED.
-AND THE MOST AMAZING PART IS...
I ACTUALLY BELIEVED THEM.
BY LUNCHTIME, I'D
PRETTY MUCH FORGOTTEN
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
-I'LL GET SOME NAPKINS.
-I'LL MEET YOU AT THE TABLE.
-EVERYTHING FELT RIGHT...
WITH ME, WITH WINNIE.
-HEY, ARNOLD.
-UNTIL MY FAN CLUB ARRIVED.
-YOU WANT TO TELL US
ABOUT YOU AND COOPER?
-WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
-COME ON, ARNOLD.
FILL US IN ON THE DETAILS.
GET LOST, STEUBEN.
- OOH.
- OOH.
-SUDDENLY I WAS GETTING
THIS QUEASY FEELING,
AND IT WASN'T THE GOULASH.
-HEY, STEUBEN.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
NOT TO TELL ANYONE.
-WELL, HEY.
IF YOU'RE GONNA WALK THE
WALK, YOU GOT TO TALK THE TALK.
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
-BUT I WAS TOO LATE.
-MRS. COOPER?
HI, THIS IS KEVIN.
IS WINNIE THERE?
-BY THAT NIGHT,
NOTHING HAD CHANGED.
-YEAH.
I UNDERSTAND.
SORRY.
-FACE IT... I NEEDED HELP.
-KEVIN!
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO THROW OUT THE TRASH.
-OH.
SORRY.
- EHH...
-STILL, I GUESS HELP
IS WHERE YOU FIND IT.
-DAD?
-YEAH?
-I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENED HERE LAST NIGHT.
-WHAT IS IT?
-WINNIE CAME OVER
LAST NIGHT, AND...
-AND SO I RECOUNTED
THE WHOLE SORRY TALE,
HOPING FOR SOME ADVICE
AND MAYBE A LITTLE SYMPATHY.
AFTER ALL, DAD HAD BEEN 16 ONCE.
HE'D BEEN IN LOCKER ROOMS.
HE KNEW WHAT THE GUYS WERE LIKE.
WOMEN, HUH?
I MEAN, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
-BUT IF I WAS LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE TO BACK ME UP...
-GET IN YOUR CAR, GO OVER,
AND APOLOGIZE RIGHT AWAY.
- I CAME UP SHORT.
-YOU THINK SHE'LL LISTEN?
-I WOULDN'T.
-I DIDN'T GO RIGHT AWAY.
MAYBE I WAS TOO PROUD.
MAYBE I WAS TOO AFRAID.
I KEPT TELLING MYSELF OVER
AND OVER THAT WHAT I'D DONE
WASN'T REALLY SO BAD.
BUT I GUESS I KNEW BETTER.
-HI.
-I KNEW WHAT I HAD
TO DO... APOLOGIZE.
-WINNIE, LISTEN.
I'VE GIVEN THIS A LOT
OF THOUGHT, AND...
WHAT I DID WAS WRONG.
IT'S JUST THAT...
THE GUYS WERE
REALLY GETTING ON ME,
AND, YOU KNOW, I
KNOW IT'S NO EXCUSE.
BUT...
I GUESS I...
KIND OF LET THEM GET
THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT US.
OKAY, I DEFINITELY LET THEM
GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT US.
BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND
SOMETHING, WINNIE.
YOU KNOW, WHEN
GUYS GET TOGETHER,
SOMETIMES THINGS GET
A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL.
I MEAN, NOT
NECESSARILY IN THIS CASE,
BUT...
SOMETIMES...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
ANYWAY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
I PROMISE.
-HOW?
-WHAT?
-HOW CAN YOU FIX
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
-LOOK, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS INSIDE?
-SURE.
-GREAT.
-BECAUSE MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME.
SO IF YOU WANT ME, YOU GOT ME.
-COME ON, KEVIN.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE IN
SUCH A HURRY ABOUT, WASN'T IT?
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
-WINNIE.
WINNIE.
CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK TO
THE WAY THINGS USED TO BE
AND FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS?
-AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES I
WANTED TO HEAR HER SAY "YES"...
-NO. WE CAN'T.
-THEY SAY HINDSIGHT'S
20/20, AND I GUESS IT'S TRUE.
BECAUSE AS I STOOD OUTSIDE
WINNIE'S HOUSE THAT NIGHT,
I SUDDENLY SAW
IT ALL SO CLEARLY.
I'D SOLD BOTH OF US SHORT
BY TAKING SOMETHING
MOST PEOPLE NEVER HAVE,
AND THROWING IT AWAY
FOR SOMETHING LESS.
I'D BEEN IN SUCH A RUSH
TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WHO
DIDN'T REALLY MATTER,
I'D TORN APART THE
ONLY ONES WHO DID...
US.