The Wonder Years (1988–1993): Season 6, Episode 3 - Scenes from a Wedding - full transcript

Kevin and his family attend the wedding of his dad's boss's daughter. At the reception, Kevin tries to impress a girl by drinking champagne, Wayne recognizes that the bride was a former ...

-♪ BABY ♪

-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ SAID I'M GONNA MAKE
IT WITH MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ OH, OH, I'M GONNA
KEEP ON TRYIN' ♪

-♪ GET BY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ I'M GONNA KEEP
ON TRYIN', NOW, BABE ♪

-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

-IT SEEMS TO ME

A WEDDING MEANS SOMETHING
DIFFERENT TO EVERYONE.

TO SOME, IT'S AN OCCASION
FOR SIMPLE PLEASURES.



AND FOR OTHERS, A WEDDING'S
IMPLICATIONS ARE MORE PROFOUND.

-FOR SOME, IT'S A TIME
FOR CONTEMPLATION.

FOR OTHERS, A TIME FOR REGRETS.

A CHANCE TO MEASURE JUST
HOW FAR WE'VE COME IN LIFE...

-SO BEAUTIFUL.

- AGAINST THE PROMISE OF
THOSE JUST STARTING OUT.

-WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY

TO JOIN CANDY AND
PETER IN HOLY MATRIMONY.

WHO GIVES THIS BRIDE AWAY?

-I DO.

-THE BRIDE WAS THE DAUGHTER

OF ARTHUR JENSEN, MY DAD'S BOSS.

FORTUNATELY FOR MY FATHER,
JENSEN LIKED HIM ENOUGH

TO SEND AN INVITATION TO
HIM AND HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY.



UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, I
QUALIFIED AS IMMEDIATE FAMILY.

- FOR RICHER OR POORER,
FOR BETTER OR WORSE,

IN SICKNESS, AND IN HEALTH...

- TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?
- Can it!

-I DO.

-I NOW PRONOUNCE
YOU MAN AND WIFE.

-MM. MM.

-AND WITH THAT,

MISS CANDY JENSEN
BECAME MRS. PETER ROTELLI.

AND MY MOTHER
COMPLETELY LOST IT.

-NORMA, YOU OKAY?
IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES.

-WEDDINGS ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME.

-WEDDINGS, BAR MITZVAHS,

DETERGENT AND FABRIC
SOFTENER IN ONE...

-IT WAS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!
THEY'RE SO PERFECT TOGETHER.

-I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE
WERE ALL PRETTY IMPRESSED.

-I JUST WANT TO
GET THIS OVER WITH.

-ME TOO.

-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DON'T YOU KNOW WEDDINGS ARE
THE BEST PLACES TO MEET BABES?

-YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE YOU'D KNOW.

IN ORDER...

WEDDINGS, UH, FUNERALS,

UH, AIRPORT LOUNGES,
UH, LAUNDROMATS...

-BUT WAYNE'S FIELD
EXPERIENCE ASIDE,

THAT DAY, I WAS LOOKING
TO FORGET ABOUT WOMEN.

- BUS STOPS, UH...
- WELL, ONE WOMAN, ANYWAY.

-YOU KNOW VERY WELL
WHAT YOU DID, KEVIN.

-WHAT?!

-HONEST TO GOD, IF
YOU ASKED ME TODAY,

I COULDN'T TELL
YOU WHAT I'D DONE.

-WINNIE, WHAT DID I DO?

JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE HINT.

-MAYBE IF YOU JUST
SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE,

YOU WOULDN'T NEED A HINT.

-BUT, WINNIE, I...

-AND DON'T TELL ME YOU
LOVE ME. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

-AND THERE YOU HAD IT...
TRIED, CONVICTED, AND HUNG,

ALL OF WHICH LED ME TO...

THIS.

- PUBLIC AUCTIONS,
UH, TAXI STANDS,

ANIMAL SHELTERS.

-IN MATTERS OF
WOMEN AND WEDDINGS,

I WAS PRETTY SURE WHERE I STOOD.

I HATE THIS.

ARNOLDS!

-ART JENSEN.

WHEN IT CAME TO MY
FAMILY, HE WAS ALL HEART.

-NORMA. OH, NORMA, LOOK AT YOU.

OHH.

- AND WHEN IT CAME
TO MY MOTHER...
- OH!

HE WAS ALL HANDS.

-AHH... NORMA, NORMA, NORMA.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE THIS
GUY AND RUN AWAY WITH ME, HUH?

UH, ARTHUR...

-JACKIE BOY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

WHERE'S BEVERLY?

-WELL, SHE'S CRYING HER
EYES OUT IN THE BATHROOM.

SHE'S SO HAPPY.

I SPENT THREE MONTHS'
SALARY ON THIS WEDDING...

MY OWN WIFE'S NOT GONNA SEE IT.

- YOU REMEMBER KEVIN,
OUR YOUNGEST.
- I DO.

- KEVIN.
- HI.

-AND WAYNE.

WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE.

WAYNE, THIS MAY NOT BE THE
BEST PLACE TO TELL YOU, BUT...

WELL, W-WE'RE CUTTING
BACK AT NORCOM,

AND WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO LET YOU GO.

JUST KIDDING!

JUST KIDDING, WAYNE!

CANDY, YOU REMEMBER
WAYNE FROM WORK, DON'T YOU?

-ACTUALLY, I DON'T
BELIEVE WE'VE EVER MET.

-WELL, SURE WE HAVE.

WE WENT OUT LAST
AUGUST, REMEMBER?

-UH... NO.

THANK YOU, ARTHUR.

- BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING, JACK!

-AND WITH THAT, THE
FESTIVITIES GOT UNDER WAY.

- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- OFFICIALLY.

NOT THAT I WAS A
STRANGER TO THESE THINGS.

I KNEW THE DRILL... THE
FAKE SMILES, THE SMALL TALK...

-HI!

- THE INCREDIBLE WOMEN...

-LINDA CARR.

-HI. KEVIN.

KEVIN ARNOLD.

-HI, KEVIN-KEVIN ARNOLD.

-SO... QUITE A PLACE, HUH?

AND HOW ABOUT THAT CEREMONY?

-HEY, NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING FRIENDLY, RIGHT?

-THIS IS AUNT MURIEL.

-AREN'T YOU A PEACH!

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY

I COULDN'T SHAKE ANOTHER
HAND IF YOU PAID ME.

BUT FOR YOU, I'LL
MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

-THANKS.

-UH-HUH.

ALL IN ALL, IT WAS CLEAR

THIS NIGHT WAS
GONNA BE SOME FUN.

THERE WAS MIXING AND
DANCING AND MUSIC...

SUCH AS IT WAS.

-♪ BAD, BAD LEROY BROWN ♪

-THERE WAS FOOD AND FLOWERS
AND BOOZE EVERYWHERE.

-♪ BADDEST MAN IN THE
WHOLE DAMN TOWN ♪

-PEOPLE WHO COULD BARELY
WALK GOT UP AND DANCED.

SMALL CHILDREN SKIDDED ACROSS
THE FLOOR LIKE HOCKEY PUCKS.

AND FRIENDLY FOLK
FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE

SAT DOWN TO BREAK BREAD.

-SINCE WE'LL BE SHARING
A TABLE TOGETHER,

I THINK WE SHOULD
INTRODUCE OURSELVES.

-SOMEHOW... I COULDN'T WAIT.

-I'LL START. MY NAME IS MORGAN.

I ENJOY OLD MOVIES AND
LISTENING TO ALBUMS.

I'M ALSO PRE-LAW.

I'M CYNTHIA. I'M PRE-MED.

AND HOW ABOUT YOU?

-I'M WAYNE.

PASS THE A1.

-YEAH, NOTHING LIKE THE
PATENTED ARNOLD ICE-BREAKER.

-I'M MISSING AN OVARY.

-WHAT?

-I LIKE TO BE RIGHT
UP FRONT ABOUT IT

BECAUSE IT REALLY
DOESN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.

-THAT'S GOOD.

-HI. EVERYBODY
HAVING A GOOD TIME?

- GREAT.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

-YOU'RE SO LUCKY, CANDY.

ARE YOU ENJOYING
YOURSELF, KEVIN?

-YEAH.

IT'S...

IT'S...

IT'S GREAT.

-WELL, GOOD.

UH, DON'T FORGET, THERE'S
MORE FOOD OVER AT THE...

-HI.

UH AT THE, UH...
BUFFET... TABLE.

-I GUESS SHE DIDN'T SEE ME.

-YEAH.

-DOES ANYONE MIND IF I
TAKE THIS CENTERPIECE?

THEY JUST THROW IT
OUT AT THE END ANYWAY.

-SO MUCH FOR DINNER.

I DECIDED TO LAY LOW,
REMAIN INCONSPICUOUS...

-♪ FOR ONCE I CAN SAY THIS
IS MINE, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ♪

- YOU KNOW, BLEND
IN WITH THE CROWD.

-♪ I GOT LOVE, I CAN MAKE IT ♪

-THOUGH, WHILE I WAS BLENDING...

-COME ON. DANCE WITH ME ONE
TIME, PLEASE? JUST ONE TIME.

- MAYBE LATER, ARTHUR,
I PROMISE.
- LATER? WHY?

- MOM WAS FENDING...

-COME ON. ONE DANCE, ALL RIGHT?

- OH!
- OH!

- FOR ALL SHE WAS WORTH.

- THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S
ALL RIGHT. NO PROBLEM.

-HI, KEVIN-KEVIN ARNOLD.

-OH! HI.

IT'S JUST "KEVIN," YOU KNOW.

-SO, HAVING THE
TIME OF YOUR LIFE?

-YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

-WELL, I'M JUST BORED CRAZY.

YOU KNOW, I THINK COUPLES
SHOULD DO EVERYONE A FAVOR

AND JUST ELOPE.

-YEAH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

-PLEASE DON'T WALK AWAY,

AND I PROMISE I'LL SAY
SOMETHING INTERESTING.

-SO, HOW OLD ARE YOU, ANYWAY?

-LET'S SEE, HERE.

-19.

-EXCELLENT.

-I'M A SOPHOMORE AT STATE.

-OH, A STATE MAN, HUH?

-YEP. THAT'S ME.

-YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD BE A LOT OF FUN...

THAT IS, IF YOU'RE A FUN GUY.

ARE YOU A FUN GUY, KEVIN-KEVIN?

-YEAH. SURE.

I LOVE FUN.

-WELL, UM...

YOU GOT ANY GRASS?

-GRASS?

HERE?

-YEAH, I STASHED A KILO
IN THE HAT-CHECK ROOM.

-SORRY. FRESH OUT.

-HMM. THAT'S TOO BAD.

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN.

WELL... BYE!

-IT MAY HAVE BEEN
A TURNING POINT.

SURE, I HAD WINNIE.
BUT THIS WAS A WEDDING.

AND IF WEDDINGS WERE
A TIME FOR ROMANCE,

A TIME FOR POSSIBILITY,

A TIME WHEN WE MIGHT
EMBRACE THE UNEXPECTED...

-LINDA.

- THEN THIS WAS MY TIME.

-YEAH?

-I THINK I CAN GET
US SOME CHAMPAGNE.

-MEET ME AT THE GAZEBO
IN HALF AN HOUR. OKAY?

-SURE. THE GAZEBO.

-WHATEVER THAT WAS.

AND SUDDENLY,
WITH LINDA'S WORDS,

EVERYTHING CHANGED.

THE ANNOYING GUESTS,
ARTHUR JENSEN...

ALL BECAME NONE OTHER
THAN HARMLESS PROLOGUE

TO THE DAY'S MAIN EVENT.

THERE WAS NO
OTHER WAY TO PUT IT...

THINGS WERE
DEFINITELY LOOKING UP.

-♪ I AM INVINCIBLE ♪

-AS AFTERNOON TURNED INTO NIGHT,

THINGS BEGAN TO CHANGE.

THE MUSIC GOT SLOWER,
THE CHAMPAGNE FLOWED,

ROMANCE TOOK CENTER STAGE...

FOR ARTHUR JENSEN, ANYWAY.

-NORMA, THIS DRESS
REALLY FLATTERS YOU.

IT'S NOTHING.

-NOTHING?

IF THIS IS NOTHING, I'D
LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING.

-OH!

-AS FOR ME...

-BARTENDER!

- I WAS ON A MISSION.

-EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME!

-JUST ONE LITTLE HITCH.

-HEY, WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO
GET A DRINK AROUND HERE?!

-HEY, KEV.

-DAD!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

-WELL, YOU KNOW,
SHOULDN'T YOU BE DANCING

WITH MOM... OR SOMEONE?

-CAN'T... SHE'S ALREADY DANCING.

-YOUR WIFE'S A REGULAR
BALLERINA OUT THERE, JACK.

NOW, LOOK AT YOU... YOU'RE
STANDING AROUND HERE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOUR
CORNS ACTING UP OR SOMETHING?

-BARTENDER!

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, JACK.

EVERYTHING COSTS
AT THESE THINGS.

FLOWERS?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
EXPENSIVE A COUPLE OF TULIPS ARE.

- HM.
- YOU KNOW, YOU WANT THE NAPKINS
FOLDED TO LOOK LIKE BIRDS?

THAT'S EXTRA.

MAYBE I SHOULD QUIT NORCOM
AND GET INTO CATERING.

AH, JACK, LISTEN.

I LOVE YOUR LIFESTYLE,
MAN. YOU KEEP IT REAL SIMPLE.

PLUS, YOU HAVE NORMA.

BOY! SOMETIMES I WISH
I WERE IN YOUR SHOES.

PROVIDING, OF COURSE, I
COULD KEEP MY OWN SALARY.

-BUT SOMEHOW, IF DAD WAS
LOOKING FOR ME TO HELP...

-I GOT TO GO.

- I'M AFRAID HE WAS ON HIS OWN.

-WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

-PLEASE?

COME ON, WAYNE. LET
ME HAVE SOME OF YOURS.

-GET YOUR OWN CHAMPAGNE.

-I'D DO IT FOR YOU!

-YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE YOU WOULD.

I COULD GIVE YOU THIS BOTTLE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IF IT WAS UP TO ME,

I'D GIVE IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

-BINGO.

-BUT ACCORDING TO THE STATE
DRINKING LAW, YOU'RE UNDERAGE,

SO IF I DID, I'D BE
COMMITTING A CRIME,

AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG.

-GREAT.

SUDDENLY, MY BROTHER
HAD BECOME JOE FRIDAY.

-HI.

HI.

-CANDY!

CANDY, WAIT UP!

'SCUSE ME.

-AND... I WAS IN THE BUBBLY.

-HI. HOW ABOUT ONE
DANCE WITH THE BRIDE?

-NO, I DON'T THINK THAT
WOULD BE POSSIBLE.

-W... H-HOW ABOUT LATER, THEN?

-NO. I DON'T THINK THAT
WOULD BE POSSIBLE, EITHER.

SMOOTH MOVE, EX-LAX.

-POSSIBLY... A MISTAKE.

-GIVE ME THAT.

-HEY!

-AND THERE IT WENT...

MY LAST CHANCE AT ROMANCE,
INTRIGUE, ADVENTURE.

MY LAST CHANCE AT LINDA.

-THANKS. YEAH.

HERE YOU GO.

-AND THEN, JUST AS
THINGS LOOKED HOPELESS,

A MIRACLE.

SUDDENLY, NOTHING STOOD
BETWEEN ME AND DESTINY.

-THERE YOU ARE, HANDSOME!

-NOTHING BUT MRS.
ROBINSON'S STUNT DOUBLE.

-IS IT TIME FOR MY DANCE YET?

-UH...

-OOH, YOUR ARMS ARE SO STRONG!

I BET YOU COULD PICK
ME UP LIKE A FEATHER.

-SURE. ONE OF THOSE
RARE, 180-POUND FEATHERS.

-YOU WANT TO TRY?

-NO!

UH... NO, I'D BETTER NOT.

WHY DON'T YOU LEAD FOR A WHILE?

-UH, ACTUALLY, I GOT TO GO.
THANKS FOR THE DANCE, THOUGH.

-SURE THING, LAMB CHOP.

-AND, ONCE AND FOR
ALL, I WAS ON MY WAY.

DRIVEN, UNRELENTING,

DETERMINED TO GET
THAT CHAMPAGNE,

NO MATTER WHAT IT TOOK.

-LOOK!

-AS IT HAPPENED,
IT DIDN'T TAKE MUCH.

AND WITH THAT, I WAS ON MY WAY.

I TOOK A MOMENT TO
CONTEMPLATE MY GOOD FORTUNE,

MY INCREDIBLE LUCK,

THE REMARKABLE TURN OF
EVENTS THAT HAD BROUGHT ME HERE.

SITTING WITH A COLD BOTTLE
OF CHAMPAGNE, WAITING...

POURING...

SIPPING...

SLURPING...

GUZZLING...

CHUGGING...

SPRAWLING...

SITTING THERE ONE HOUR LATER,

THREE SHEETS TO THE
WIND, DRUNK AS A SKUNK,

WATCHING MY AMAZING HAND.

-KEVIN.

YOU KNOW VERY WELL
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

HOW COULD YOU?

-UH-OH.

-KEVIN?

-LINDA.

-KEVIN.

I HAD ONLY ONE CHOICE...

ATTEMPT TO PLAY IT STRAIGHT.

-I BROUGHT YOU SOME CHAMPAGNE.

-LOOK. I DIDN'T REALLY FEEL
MUCH LIKE CHAMPAGNE, ANYWAY.

-OH.

YEAH.

RIGHT.

-AND I GUESS THAT'S WHEN I
REALIZED A COUPLE OF THINGS.

ONE... I'D JUST LOST OUT TO
A GUY IN A REALLY BAD TUX.

-I BETTER BE GOING NOW.

-AND TWO... FOR 16 YEARS, I'D
TAKEN STANDING UP FOR GRANTED.

-KEVIN, ARE YOU
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

YES. NO PROBLEM.

-EVEN IN MY STUPOR,
I KNEW WHAT I'D DONE.

I'D BEHAVED LIKE AN IDIOT,
BETRAYED MY GIRLFRIEND.

I'D ACTED LIKE A FOOL.

AND NOW...

-LINDA.

-YES, KEVIN?

- IT WAS TIME TO
FACE THE TRUTH...

ABOUT MYSELF, ABOUT MY PAST.

TIME TO STAND UP
AND ACT LIKE A MAN.

BUT MAYBE MOST OF ALL...

IT WAS TIME TO COME CLEAN.

-I...

-YES, KEVIN?

- AAH! UGH!
- SO I DID.

- EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME.

UH, BEFORE YOU ALL GO, I
JUST WANT TO SAY A FEW WORDS.

-BY THE TIME I GOT BACK
FROM THE MEN'S ROOM,

I WASN'T FEELING TOO
GOOD ABOUT ANYTHING.

ABOUT WEDDINGS,
ABOUT MARRIAGE...

ABOUT HUMAN NATURE.

AND AT THAT MOMENT, I
COULDN'T HELP BUT THINK

THAT ALL THE PROPOSED
ROMANCE BEHIND A WEDDING

WAS JUST A SHAM.

-YOU GONNA DANCE WITH ME LATER?

HUH?

-FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T
KNOW ME, I GOT MARRIED HERE TODAY.

-YEAH, AND I PAID FOR IT.

-THERE IT WAS.

AN EMPTY RITUAL,

DRESSED UP IN LIES AND
HYPOCRISY AND GREED.

-NOT MANY OF YOU KNOW THE
STORY BEHIND CANDY AND ME.

I'M NOT GONNA TELL IT NOW.

I JUST WOULDN'T WANT
ANYONE TO LEAVE HERE TODAY

NOT KNOWING HOW
I FEEL ABOUT HER.

I FEEL, UH...

VERY LUCKY TODAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
GUYS ARE GONNA REMEMBER

ABOUT THIS WEDDING TODAY, UH...

SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU
TO REMEMBER ONE THING...

THAT YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY...

AND LUCKY, UH, FORTUNATE...

I FEEL, THAT I GET TO SAY
THAT CANDY IS MY WIFE.

WE DID THINGS KIND OF
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY...

OH, FOR 1972, ANYWAY.

I'M GLAD WE WAITED.

HONEY?

- AWW!
- AWW!
- AWW!

-IT WAS A TESTAMENT TO ROMANCE
AT ITS FINEST AND MOST PURE.

IT WAS A DECLARATION
OF VIRTUE...

SIMPLE AND GRACIOUS AND REAL.

AND AFTER A DAY
OF INFIDELITIES...

SOME PROPOSED AND
PLANNED, SOME MORE SUBTLE...

I FELT FOR THE FIRST TIME

THAT SOMEONE BELIEVED IN
SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT...

IN LOVE...

IN COMMITMENT...

-ALL RIGHT.

YOU READY?

-ARTHUR.

-YEAH?

- IN EACH OTHER.

-IF YOU DON'T GET
YOUR ARM OFF MY WIFE...

I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF.

-JACK, WHAT...

-COME ON. LET'S DANCE.

-JACK.

-IT ALMOST MADE ME
GLAD TO BE THERE.

-♪ FLY ME TO THE MOON ♪

-I GUESS YOU COULD SAY

THAT WEDDINGS MEAN A LOT
OF THINGS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.

-♪ LET ME SEE WHAT
SPRING IS LIKE ♪

-WE MIGHT CRY AT THE ROMANCE
UNFULFILLED IN OUR OWN LIVES

AND SHRINK AT THE
UNFORESEEN COMPROMISES

OUR LIVES HAVE HELD FOR US.

BUT WEDDINGS ALSO
BRING OUT HOPE...

AND PROMISE...

AND POSSIBILITY.

-♪ BABY, KISS ME ♪

-AFTER ALL, AS WE
CHOOSE OUR PARTNERS,

SOME OF US MAKE
OUR CHOICES FOR LIFE.

AND SOME OF US DANCE
WITH JUST ONE OF MANY.

AND SOMETIMES,
FOR THE LUCKY ONES,

WE REMEMBER WHY
WE PICKED WHO WE DID.

AND AFTER YEARS OF FIGHTING

OVER BURNT TOAST
AND BOUNCED CHECKS,

WE MIGHT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT,

LOOK AT EACH OTHER
AS WE ONCE DID,

BEFORE KIDS AND MORTGAGES
AND ROUTINE CONSPIRED AGAINST US.

AND OTHERS ARE CONTENT
TO POSTPONE THEIR CHOICES...

KNOWING SOMEHOW THAT THE FUTURE,

LIKE THAT SATURDAY AFTERNOON,

WILL TEMPT US WITH
DANCES BOTH SLOW AND FAST.

-COME OVER HERE, BARBARA!

-♪ FILL MY HEART WITH SONG ♪

-THAT WAS A REALLY
NICE SPEECH, HUH?

YOU KNOW, THE STUFF ABOUT LOVE

AND THAT WHOLE
PART ABOUT WAITING.

-♪ YOU ARE ALL I LONG FOR ♪

-MAYBE HE WAITED,
BUT... SHE DIDN'T.

-♪ IN OTHER WORDS ♪

♪ PLEASE BE TRUE ♪

-YOU?

-WHERE?

-AT A WEDDING.

-♪ IN OTHER WORDS ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ LOVE ♪

♪ YOU ♪