The Wonder Years (1988–1993): Season 5, Episode 4 - Frank and Denise - full transcript

Denise and Frank seem to be made for each other, until Denise turns her eye to Kevin because he understands poetry. Although she breaks up with Frank and kisses Kevin, Kev thinks it would be better if she went back to Frank because they are a perfect match.

-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪

♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP
AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪

♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS,
AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪

♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO
SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪

♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪
- ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪

-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪
TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA ♪

-♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

-♪ SOMEBODY WHO
KNOWS QUITE SURE ♪



♪ BABY ♪

-♪ BY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ SAID I'M GONNA MAKE
IT WITH MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ OH, I'M GONNA
KEEP ON TRYING ♪

-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ I'M GONNA KEEP ON
TRYING NOW, BABY ♪

-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

[THE PLATTERS' "ONLY YOU" PLAYS]

-POETS SAY LOVE COMES
AND GOES IN A HEARTBEAT.

UNFORTUNATELY, IN HIGH SCHOOL,
IT GOES MORE THAN IT COMES.

STILL, IN MY HIGH SCHOOL,
THERE WAS ONE COUPLE

WHOSE LOVE SOARED ABOVE ALL
OTHERS LIKE A WINGED CHARIOT.

[TIRES SCREECH]



THE GUY GUYS FEARED.

THE GIRL GIRLS TALKED ABOUT.

DENISE LAVELLE AND
FRANCIS STANAVUKOVIC.

-THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU.

-SO WILL YOU.

-BETTER KNOWN AS
"FRANK THE STANK"

AND "DENISE THE GREASE."

FRANK AND DENISE WEREN'T
THE CUTEST COUPLE IN SCHOOL

OR THE MOST POPULAR.

AND THEY DEFINITELY WEREN'T
THE MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED.

BUT THEY LIVED IN
A SPECIAL WORLD,

WHERE VOWS WERE
MADE, PROMISES KEPT,

AND HEARTS WERE NEVER BROKEN.

[CROWD CHEERING]

-♪ YOU ARE MY DESTINY ♪

-THEY HAD A BOND BETWEEN
THEM THAT YOU COULD ALMOST SEE,

A BOND THAT SEEMED
TO STRENGTHEN THEM

IN EVERYTHING THEY DID.

THEY WERE A CONSTANT
IN A CHANGING UNIVERSE,

SOMETHING ROCK-SOLID.

A LIVING MONUMENT TO LOVE.

-♪ ONE AND ONLY YOU ♪

-LOVE. HA.

LOVE, MY LITTLE UNTUTORED
CHARGES, IS A JOKE,

A SHAM, AND NEVER
WHAT IT APPEARS TO BE.

-WEIRD MR. LEMKUR...

COUTURE BY SALVATION
ARMY, POSTURE BY QUASIMODO.

WORDS WERE HIS ONLY PASSION,

BORING US WITH
THEM HIS ONLY JOY.

-AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT
KEATS HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT,

SHALL WE?

-WITH ALL RESPECT
TO THE GREAT POETS,

THIRD-PERIOD ENGLISH LEFT ONE
OR TWO THINGS TO BE DESIRED.

DENISE THE GREASE
WAS BOTH OF THEM.

-"DARK VIOLET EYES
AND PARTED HAIR,

"SOFT DIMPLED HANDS, WHITE
NECK, AND CREAMY BREAST

ARE THINGS ON WHICH
THE DAZZLED SENSES REST."

AND WHAT WAS KEATS
SAYING HERE, HMM?

KEVIN.

-ME?

-YOU.

-WELL...

HE'S S-SAYING THAT, UH...

C-CREAMY...

-OH, BOY.

-THAT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S... IT'S ALL KIND OF...

DAZZLING.

-RIGHT.

NOW, ABOUT THE POEMS I
ASSIGNED FOR YOUR REPORT.

UH, MISS LAVELLE...

WOULD, UH, YOU RECITE WHAT
SWIFT HAS TO SAY ABOUT AMOUR?

-WHY NOT?

-I TRUST YOU INTEND TO
FINISH OUR CLASS THIS TERM?

-THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.

-LAST YEAR IT WAS MONO.
WHAT WAS IT THE YEAR BEFORE?

-FEMALE PROBLEMS.

-[CLEARS THROAT] RIGHT.

-HEY, YOU HAD TO ADMIT...

SHE HAD A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT HER.

-"MODERN LOVE IS NO SUCH THING

"AS WHAT THOSE
ANCIENT POETS SING.

"A FIRE CELESTIAL,
CHASTE, REFINED...

-AND EVEN IF NONE OF US
KNEW WHAT SHE WAS SAYING,

WHO CARED?

-"...WHICH HAVING
FOUND AN EQUAL FLAME,

"UNITES, AND BOTH
BECOME THE SAME.

"IN DIFFERENT BREASTS
TOGETHER BURN...

"TOGETHER BOTH TO ASHES TURN.

"BUT WOMEN NOW
FEEL NO SUCH FIRE,

AND ONLY KNOW THE GROSS DESIRE."

-I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.

DENISE THE GREASE WAS CRYING.

-THERE.

YOU SEE? YOU SEE?

YOU SEE?

SWIFT KNEW WHAT HE
WAS TALKING ABOUT!

-AND THE STRANGE THING WAS,

EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T
KNOW MUCH MORE ABOUT HER

THAN THE COLOR OF HER BRA STRAP,

I SUDDENLY WANTED TO
REACH OUT AND COMFORT HER.

BUT WHO WAS I TO TALK TO HER?

-CALVIN!

-UNLESS... SHE
TALKED TO YOU FIRST.

-I HAVE TO DO A
REPORT ON THAT POEM.

YOU REALLY UNDERSTOOD
IT, DIDN'T YOU?

-NOW, OF COURSE, I DIDN'T EVEN
UNDERSTAND THE TITLE, BUT...

-UH...

WELL, MOST OF IT.

-CAN YOU HELP ME
OUT WITH SOMETHING?

-SURE.

-YOU KNOW WHERE HE SAYS,

"LAID ALL THE FAULT
ON T'OTHER SEX"?

-UH-HUH.

-DO YOU THINK THAT'S THE
CRUX OF WHAT HE'S SAYING?

THAT MEN AND WOMEN BLAME
EACH OTHER FOR EVERYTHING?

-LET ME SEE HERE. WHAT
DID "CRUX" MEAN AGAIN?

-YEAH.

-HECK, I'D HAVE SAID
YES TO ANYTHING.

DENISE THE GREASE
WAS TALKING TO ME,

CALVIN ARNOLD.

-SO IF YOU HAD TO SUM
UP WHAT SWIFT IS SAYING,

HOW WOULD YOU DO IT?

-UH, WELL...

HE'S JUST TALKING
ABOUT THE WHOLE...

MAN-WOMAN... WOMAN-MAN THING.

-RIGHT. RIGHT.

EVEN IN SWIFT'S TIME,
LOVE HAS ALWAYS BEEN...

-LOVE'S ALWAYS BEEN WHAT?

-UH...

-A HASSLE.

-WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

-LOOK, WE GOT TO TALK.

-WE DO?

-NOT YOU, DIRT CLOD!

-I KNOW WE GOT TO TALK.

I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU
WE GOT TO TALK ALL DAY.

-WELL, SO LET'S TALK.

-WHICH, AS I SAW IT, WAS
MY CUE TO EXIT STAGE LEFT.

-RIGHT NOW I'M
TALKING WITH MY FRIEND.

-ABOUT WHAT?

-ABOUT THINGS YOU
OBVIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.

-REALLY?

TRY ME.

-OKAY.

WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING
"CADENUS AND VANESSA."

-RIGHT.

-IT'S A POEM.

-RIGHT.

-BY JONATHAN SWIFT.

-YEAH, I KNOW HIM.

- YOU DO?
- YEAH.

SWIFT... HE'S THE GUY

WHO WAS THE GUY BEFORE
HE BECAME THE FLASH.

-AN HONEST MISTAKE.

-HE'S THE GUY WHO SAID,

"THE JUDGE
DISCOVERED IN HER FACE

RESENTMENTS FOR
HER LATE DISGRACE."

-ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS THIS CRAP?

-I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN
TO THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, CALVIN.

-AND THAT WAS THAT...
A FRUITFUL EXCHANGE...

-DENISE, WAIT UP.

- ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.

-UNBELIEVABLE.
[CASH REGISTER DINGS]

-WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED
TO DO? IGNORE HER?

-YES!

FRANK PUT A GUY IN THE HOSPITAL

JUST FOR LOOKING AT HER
IN OCEAN CITY LAST YEAR.

-UNBELIEVABLE.

-SO THIS ISN'T AMERICA? I
CAN'T TALK TO WHO I WANT?

-IT'S HARD TO TALK
WITHOUT YOUR TEETH.

-[SCOFFS] UNBELIEVABLE.

-AH, WHAT DID THESE GUYS KNOW?

SO I'D SPOKEN TO
DENISE. SO WHAT?

AFTER ALL, WE HAD A HISTORY NOW.

WE WERE PRACTICALLY...
SOUL MATES.

AND IF I WANTED TO
TALK TO HER, I WOULD.

AND IF I DIDN'T, THEN I...

-HEY, CALVIN.

[DISHES CLATTER]

-HOW'S IT GOING?

-NOT BAD.

THE MORE I READ IT,
THE MORE I UNDERSTAND.

IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE
LOVE IS ON TRIAL.

-UH-HUH.

-AND... AND WHEN SWIFT SAYS,
"MORTALS HERE DISDAIN TO LOVE,"

IT'S LIKE HE'S SAYING THE
WHOLE THING'S A SHAM...

LIKE THERE IS NO TRUE LOVE.

RIGHT?

-UH...

-HEY, WHEN IN DOUBT, SAY...

-SURE. OF COURSE.

-I LIKE TALKING TO YOU.

-YOU HEARD IT... SHE
LIKED TALKING TO ME.

- WHAT'D SHE SAY?!
- WHAT'D SHE SAY?!

-OF COURSE, A GENTLEMAN
DIDN'T DISCUSS THESE THINGS.

-SHE SAID SHE
LIKED TALKING TO ME.

- [SIGHS]
- UNBELIEVABLE.

-STILL, THE FACT REMAINED...

I, CALVIN, HAD TALKED
TO DENISE THE GREASE,

AND THE SKY HADN'T FALLEN.

NO HAND HAD REACHED
OUT FROM THE HEAVENS AND...

-[GRUNTING]

-YOU TALKED TO DENISE.

-WELL...

- SHH. SHH. SHH.
- KIND OF.

-THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.

-♪ SAVE MY LOVE
THROUGH LONELINESS ♪

-♪ SAVE MY LOVE FOR SORROW ♪

♪ I'VE GIVEN YOU MY ONLINESS ♪

♪ GIVE ME YOUR TOMORROW ♪

-[SIGHS]

[RADIO TURNS OFF]

I LOVE THAT SONG.

WHERE WAS I?

OH, YEAH. DENISE.

-[GRUNTS]

-LOOK.

DENISE IS OUT OF HER
GOURD. SHE WON'T TALK TO ME.

FOR SOME DUMB-CLUCK
REASON, SHE TALKS TO YOU.

-THEN I'LL NEVER TALK
TO HER AGAIN, I SWEAR!

-YES, YOU WILL.

-I-I WILL?

-YEAH.

I WANT YOU TO
TALK TO HER FOR ME.

-OH, MY GOD. I WAS GONNA LIVE.

WASN'T I?

-HI. WELCOME TO FATSO'S.
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

Hello? Hello?

-GET OUT THERE!

-HELLO. DENISE?

HI. THIS IS KEVIN.

YOU KNOW, CALVIN KEVIN,
FROM POETRY CLASS?

-HEY, CALVIN! WHAT YOU DOING?

-OH, JUST... HANGING OUT.

-So, what can I do for you?

-WELL, I'D LIKE SOME
FRIES AND A ROOT BEER...

-Come on.

-SAY, I WAS JUST WONDERING...

WHY WON'T YOU TALK
TO FRANK ANYMORE?

Not that it's any
of my business,

but it might be,
you know, helpful,

if you could just maybe
say, you know, why.

-GEE, CAL, THAT'S KIND OF TOUGH.

I guess it's 'cause Frank
is a big, dumb fat-head

who obviously
can't talk for himself.

-DENISE!

-I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

[TIRES SCREECH]

-AND ONCE AGAIN, I WAS
ABOUT TO FIND MYSELF...

IN THE MIDDLE.

-JUST WHAT ARE
YOU TRYING TO PULL?

-I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON, DENISE.

WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?
- THERE'S NOTHING MORE
TO TALK ABOUT.

- UH, MAYBE I SHOULD...
- SHUT UP.

-RIGHT.

-LOOK, WHAT THE HELL IS THE...

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

YOU GONNA THROW
AWAY EVERYTHING WE GOT?

-FRANK, LIKE THE POET SAID,

"SHE KNEW IN OUR DEGENERATE DAYS

"BARE VIRTUE COULD
NOT LIVE ON PRAISE,

THAT MEAT MUST BE
WITH MONEY BOUGHT."

OKAY?

-HUH?

-HUH?

-CALVIN UNDERSTANDS. DON'T YOU?

-OH, W-WELL...

THE... MEAT...

-LOOK! GET OUT OF
HERE AND LET US TALK!

-FINE WITH ME.

AFTER ALL, I'D DONE MY
PART... GOTTEN THEM TOGETHER.

SO WHATEVER THE PROBLEM WAS,

IT WAS TIME FOR
THEM TO WORK IT OUT.

-I NEVER WANT TO
TALK TO YOU AGAIN.

-AAH!

-OR NOT.

[TIRES SCREECH]

-IT'S LIKE TALKING
TO A BRICK WALL.

-AND I GUESS THAT'S WHEN I
REALIZED A HORRIBLE TRUTH.

-YOU'LL PATCH THINGS UP.

-THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T
KNOW ABOUT ME AND FRANK.

YOU'RE GONNA NEED A RIDE HOME.

-LIKE IT OR NOT, I WAS
ALONG FOR THIS RIDE.

[THE PLATTERS' "ONLY YOU" PLAYS]

-♪ ONLY YOU... ♪

-PRETTY, ISN'T IT?

-♪ ...CAN MAKE THIS
WORLD SEEM RIGHT ♪

-UH...

-FRANK GAVE IT TO
ME ON OUR FIRST DATE.

I WAS 14.

I NEVER TAKE IT OFF,
NOT EVEN IN THE SHOWER.

-NO KIDDING.

-♪ ONLY YOU ♪

-AND ESPECIALLY
IF THERE'S A GAME.

HE SAYS I BRING HIM LUCK.

HASN'T BRUNG ME MUCH LATELY.

-COURSE, I KNEW I
HAD TO DO SOMETHING

TO EASE HER PAIN.

-LOOK.

FRANK...

YOU KNOW, HE'S A... GOOD GUY.

REALLY.

HE'S A...

GOOD... GOOD GUY.

-AND THEN, FROM SOMEWHERE...

I DON'T KNOW... IT
JUST CAME TO ME.

-LOVE IS A RIVER, FLOWING
WHERE WE KNOW NOT.

-OF COURSE, I FELT
COMPLETELY IDIOTIC.

-THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

-ON THE OTHER HAND...

-THE WOUND IS DEEP,
YET THE RIVER IS WIDE.

-I GUESS IT IS.

THANKS.

YOU'RE SWEET.

-AND IN THAT MOMENT, I
KNEW BEYOND A DOUBT

THAT THINGS WERE
GONNA BE OKAY...

FOR ALL OF US.

-ANYWAY...

I'LL SEE YOU IN SCHOOL
TOMORROW, RIGHT?

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

-TAKE CARE.

[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

-MAYBE IT WAS A DREAM.

OR MAYBE I WAS CRAZY.

MAYBE DENISE THE GREASE
ONLY KNEW ONE WAY TO KISS.

-♪ MY ONE AND ONLY YOU ♪

-OR MAYBE THE MOST VOLUPTUOUS
GIRL AT McKINLEY HIGH...

HAD JUST FALLEN
FOR CALVIN ARNOLD.

THE MOST SIGNIFICANT
RELATIONSHIP IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL

WAS COMING UNGLUED.

IT WAS HARD TO TELL
WHO IT WAS TOUGHER ON...

DENISE...

FRANK...

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[SPECTATORS BOOING]

OR YOURS TRULY.

-CALVIN IS THE ONE WHO HELPED
ME SEE WHAT SWIFT IS SAYING.

-UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

AND WHAT IS MR. SWIFT SAYING
IN "CADENUS AND VANESSA"?

-[SIGHS] WELL...

HE'S SAYING THAT LOVE
IS A HEAVENLY THING

AND THAT HUMANS ARE HUMAN.

AND THEY MESS EVERYTHING UP

BECAUSE THEY'RE
STUCK-UP AND SHALLOW.

AND EVEN THE GODS CAN'T FIX IT.

-WHICH IS WHY, PERSONALLY,
I NEVER MARRIED.

-BUT I THINK SWIFT
MISSED THE BOAT.

I-I LIKE WHAT
EMERSON HAS TO SAY.

"WHEN HALF-GODS
GO, THE GODS ARRIVE."

-UH-HUH. YEAH.

WHICH MEANS?

-WHEN YOU LOSE
SOMETHING THAT MEANS A LOT,

SOMETHING BETTER COMES ALONG.

-IT WAS HORRIBLE.

ONE LITTLE, UNSOLICITED KISS,

AND SUDDENLY MY
LIFE WAS ON THE LINE.

SO I DETERMINED THEN AND THERE

NEVER TO TELL
ANOTHER HUMAN BEING

WHAT HAD HAPPENED
BETWEEN DENISE AND ME.

-YOU KISSED DENISE THE GREASE?

-UNBELIEVABLE.

-YOU DON'T EXPECT US
TO SWALLOW THIS, DO YOU?

-OKAY. I TOLD TWO PEOPLE.

-HER GUM WAS IN MY MOUTH!

- UNBELIEVABLE!
- GET OFF IT!

NO WAY A CHICK LIKE DENISE

IS GONNA GO FOR A
DINGLEBERRY LIKE HIM.

-CALVIN.

I HAVE A HUGE FAVOR TO ASK.

I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.

I CAN'T FACE HIM ANYWAY,

NOT AFTER THAT FIGHT
WE HAD YESTERDAY.

JUST GIVE HIM THIS.

HE'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

I GOT TO GO.

THANKS.

-YOU BROKE UP THE
STANK AND THE GREASE.

-GEEZ, KEVIN. BAD KARMA.

-BUT IT WASN'T MY KARMA
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT.

IT WAS MY SKIN.

[METAL CLANKING]

THERE WAS ONLY
ONE THING TO DO...

HAVE THIS OUT, MAN-TO-MAN.

THEN RUN LIKE CRAZY.

-FRANK?

-WHAT?

-ABOUT DENISE...
[TIRE IRON CLANGS]

-WHAT ABOUT DENISE?

-BUT THERE WAS
REALLY NO WAY TO SAY IT.

THE PAIN I FELT.

FOR THEM.

NOT TO MENTION ME.

-[SIGHS]

-I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER.

YOU KNOW...

PUT THINGS RIGHT.

-TALK TO HER?

TALK TO HER?

OH, I TOLD HER SHE WAS
KICKING MY HEART'S BUTT.

-WELL, YOU COULDN'T PUT IT
MORE ELOQUENTLY THAN THAT.

EXCEPT THEN FRANK DID.

-"THERE ARE DARK, BITTER
PLACES IN A DARK, COLD FLOOR."

-I BEG YOUR PARDON.

-[SIGHS]

IT'S FROM ONE OF
HER STUPID BOOKS.

[SIGHS]

SHE REALLY LIKES THAT
STUFF, DOESN'T SHE?

-AND OF COURSE,
THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.

-WELCOME TO FATSO'S.
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

-UH, JUST READ IT, RIGHT?

-Hello?

Hello?

-UH...

"G-GIVE ALL TO LOVE."

-[CHUCKLES] IF THIS
DIDN'T GRAB HER,

THEN I DIDN'T KNOW
DENISE THE GREASE.

-WHO IS THIS? I'M
NOT AMUSED, JERK.

State your order or move on.

-HMM.

-[SIGHS] THIS AIN'T ME.

-FRANK?

-LOOK, DENISE...

-I GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU.

-WELL, I GOT SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU!

-POETRY HAD FAILED.

FRANK WAS ON HIS OWN NOW.

-WELL, WHAT?

-UH...

UH, JUST THIS.

[TIM HARDIN'S "IF I WERE A
CARPENTER" PLAYS ON RADIO]

-♪ IF I WERE A CARPENTER ♪
♪ IF I WERE A CARPENTER ♪

- ♪ AND YOU WERE A LADY ♪
- ♪ YOU WERE A LADY ♪

- ♪ WOULD YOU MARRY ME ANYWAY? ♪
- ♪ WOULD YOU MARRY ME ANYWAY? ♪

-♪ WOULD YOU HAVE MY BABY? ♪

-♪ WOULD YOU HAVE MY BABY? ♪

-♪ IF A TINKER WERE MY TRADE ♪

♪ WOULD YOU STILL FIND ME ♪

♪ CARRYING THE POTS I MADE ♪

♪ FOLLOWING BEHIND ME? ♪

-We got a special today.

-♪ SAVE MY LOVE FOR SORROW ♪

-BURGER, FRIES, AND
A DRINK FOR 99 CENTS.

-DENISE, WOULD YOU?

-[SIGHS]

GEEZ, FRANK.

-DENISE...

-YOU KNOW I WOULD.

-[LAUGHS]

WHOO-HOO!

[LAUGHS, SMOOCHES]

-OKAY, SO IT WASN'T
SHELLEY OR KEATS.

BUT IT GOT THE POINT ACROSS.

-♪ ...AT A MILL WHEEL GRINDING ♪

-AS FOR ME, I WAS
GONNA MISS THE GREASE.

AND I WAS PRETTY SURE SHE
WAS GONNA MISS ME A LITTLE, TOO.

BUT WE BOTH KNEW SHE WAS
BACK WHERE SHE BELONGED.

AND I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD.

YOU HAD TO REALLY KNOW TWO
PEOPLE AND THEIR PROBLEMS

BEFORE YOU COULD SOLVE THEM.

-BY THE WAY, FRANK, FALSE ALARM.

I'M NOT PREGNANT.

[RECORD SCRATCHES]

- PREGNANT?!
- PREGNANT?!

FRANK AND DENISE GOT
BACK TOGETHER THAT DAY,

AND OUR WORLD
FELL BACK INTO ORBIT.

[WHISTLE BLOWS, CROWD CHEERS]

HE LOVED HER...

SHE LOVED HIM...

AND I LIVED TO TELL THE TALE.

-♪ IF A TINKER WERE MY TRADE ♪

♪ WOULD YOU STILL FIND ME... ♪

-THE STANK AND
DENISE GOT MARRIED

THAT SUMMER AFTER
GRADUATION AND HAD A KID.

DENISE WENT TO COLLEGE,

AND FRANK WENT TO
COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL.

AND EVEN THOUGH I
HEARD THEY DIVORCED

A COUPLE OF YEARS
LATER, I HOPED...

LIKE FRANK RUNNING
OVER HIS SHOP TEACHER...

THAT IT WAS JUST A RUMOR.

-♪ ...YOUR TOMORROW ♪