The White Lotus (2021–2022): Season 2, Episode 3 - Bull Elephants - full transcript

THE WHITE LOTUS

EPISODE 3
SEASON II

Good morning.

May I please have a cup of coffee?

Thank you.

Hello.

My name's Salvo... and yours?

I see you here often.

I work at the Timeo.

So what? I'm not interested.
This happens every morning.

Some guy asks me my name
and stares at my tits.



- I want my coffee in peace. Can I ?
- Drink your coffee.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Thank you, Walter.
Have a good day.

Bye.

Excuse me!

- Hey.
- Hey.

How was it?

Yeah, good. I got like...
twenty thousand steps.

Yeah? Nice.

I'm surprised you're awake.

Well, I know you always
get horny after your run so...

I'm gonna be so good today.
And friendly...

Why?

Because you've been accusing me
of being a bitch.



- I never once said bitch.
- Okay. Whatever, I'm not gonna be that.

He's your bestie from college,

and you want his approval
for some reason...

- I do not want his approval.
- Which is totally normal and fine.

And human,
but I'm gonna be so fun.

I'll be the life of the party
from now on.

Well, don't overdo it.
They'll know it's fake.

I love them. What?
They're our good friends.

Oh, my God.

What? You don't think
I can be lovely? Just watch.

Okay, that's for you guys.
Thank you.

I'm sorry to be so pushy. I just
really need you guys to leave.

- Oh. Yeah.
- See you.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- See you later.
- Yeah.

- Three thousand.
- Are you serious?

- Good morning.
- Morning.

There they are.

Morning.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- How'd you sleep?
- Good. Yeah.

Great.

Did you guys see the sky
this morning? It was so gorgeous.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. It was.

- I love that top. So cute.
- Oh, thanks.

You know, I've never seen you
in a headband. It's so pretty.

Thanks.
It's my new Italian style.

I really like it.

Let's get some food.
I woke up starving. God.

- Do you guys want anything?
- No, I'm good.

- Yeah. I'm good. Thank you.
- Okay.

- Babe, want to come to the buffet?
- Sure. Yeah.

- Do you mind if I...
- No. Please.

- That was fun last night.
- Yeah.

I did want to come in
and keep hanging out.

- Just so you know.
- Then you should've come in.

I just don't want to ever make
anyone feel uncomfortable.

I don't think
that you're the type of guy

that could ever make someone
feel uncomfortable in that way.

You could probably go a little bit
in the other direction, actually.

Like... more aggressive?

I can't keep stuffing my face
at these breakfasts.

But they're free, you know?
It's such a conundrum.

Morning. How you doing?

- Who were the girls?
- What girls?

The two girls I saw coming out
of your room.

- Maybe the maids?
- They didn't look like maids.

They looked like... prostitutes.

Oh, well, I don't know
what you're talking about.

Listen, whatever you do,
please don't say anything

about any of this to Albie.
Okay? Dad, please?

Look at those cannolis.

I've got to find another job.

I'm just out of place, you know ?

I've been...

I've been feeling so depressed
at home and...

I just thought I come here
and feel something.

- Is everything boring?
- Boring?

No.

I just feel like there must had been
a time

when the world had more...

You know? Like mystery
or something

and now you come somewhere
like this and it's beautiful

and you take a picture and then
you realize that everybody

is taking that exact same picture
from that exact same spot,

you just made some redundant
content for stupid Instagram

and you can't even get lost anymore

cause you can find yourself
on Google Maps.

Throw out your phone.

Yeah.

Throw it in the ocean.

God, it is so nice out today.
What do you guys want to do?

Well, I've been bugging Cam
to go to Noto.

It's this beautiful Baroque town,
like two hours from here.

Has these incredible Palazzos
and artisanal shops.

That sounds cool.

See?
Harper thinks it sounds cool.

Honey, come on. I already said
I booked jet skis for me and E.

- Yeah. Do it tomorrow.
- Babe, I want to jet ski.

I don't know if we're gonna get
this weather again.

We can go to Noto any other day.

Cam, it's the one thing I said
I really wanted to do here.

- I want to get Christmas presents.
- Jesus Christ. It's July, Daph.

Christmas shopping?

You know what?
That's actually fine.

You guys should do your jet skiing.
I'm just gonna go to Noto by myself.

- No, no, no. Come on.
- Babe, it's fine. Honestly.

Unless you want to come?

- I mean, you don't have to.
- You guys will have fun.

Yeah, right?
Harper, you should go.

- Oh, yeah. Sure.
- Okay.

Yeah, I'd love to go.

I mean, everybody says,
"you gotta go to Noto."

Oh, God, yeah.
You gotta go to Noto.

Great.

Take pictures.

I made a plan for us today.
I planned a tour.

You planned a tour?

Well, I couldn't sleep last night.
For some reason,

there was a lot of noise
coming through the walls.

Anyway, they have a bunch
of movies you can rent on the TV.

One of them was The Godfather.
You've seen it, right?

Some of it, I think. Yeah.

"Some of it"? Francis Ford Coppola
made three of them.

First two are classics, and they
were shot right around here.

So I got us a car and driver
and we're gonna do a tour

of all the locations.
You should come.

Come on now, educate yourself.

- That's okay. I don't...
- Yeah, you gotta come.

- It's okay, I don't...
- No. You're coming.

She's coming.

I'm being more aggressive.

But I feel like that if you really
loved me, you wouldn't leave.

I have to.

Is it the prenup? Is that
why you wanna...

Is it 'cause I had the prenu...
I could get rid of the prenup.

We can talk about that
when I get back. In two days.

See? You always look annoyed
with me. You look like that.

Tanya... You've done
a lot for me, okay?

You found those doctors.
I'm gonna live because of you.

But ever since you found out

that you're gonna have
a lot more years,

I feel like you just realized
that you were gonna be stuck

living them with me.

Couples don't always get along.
You knew I wasn't great at this.

- I've been married four times.
- Four?

- Tanya?
- I thought it was only three.

Tanya. Four, including you.

I just love you.

Tanya.

Tanya, please.
You're gonna wet your dress.

Come on, get the dress.
I'll buy it for you! With my half!

- Your half?
- I don't get half?

You passed out. You didn't
even sleep with him!

Well, I would have.

You know what they say...
spend money to make money.

Excuse me, Miss?

My friend wants
to try on that dress.

- Grazie.
- God, so beautiful.

But please hurry up...
we have other shops to go to.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

I'm gonna miss you.

- God. Be mature.
- All right.

Thank you so much
for coming with me.

- Yeah, of course. I'm excited.
- Me too.

Bye, guys. Have fun!

- Bye, babe.
- Bye.

- Have the most fun ever.
- Ciao!

So exciting.

Dude, how awesome is this?

Ciao, ladies.

This is where Michael Corleone
was hiding out.

Another mafia family was trying
to kill him.

And his wife blew up over there.
The car was rigged with a bomb

meant for Michael. But his wife
is gonna drive for some reason.

Michele? Michele, let's go!

Please, come on. You promised!

Pacino realizes, he screams...

No!

"Apollonia!"

It's too late. Car explodes,
she blows up.

It's a great scene.

- She blows up?
- Uh-huh.

- Like, blows up?
- Mm-hmm.

It's a little tasteless maybe.

Well, look, they're trying
to make a buck.

They own a house where they shot
the best American movie ever made.

- No, it's not.
- No? Why not? I think so.

Well, yeah, I mean, you would.

All right, what's that supposed
to mean?

It's because you're nostalgic
for the solid days of the patriarchy.

They're undeniably great movies.

Men love The Godfather

because they feel emasculated
by modern society.

It's a fantasy about a time
when they could go out

and solve all their problems
with violence

and sleep with every woman...

And then come home to their wife

who doesn't ask them any questions
and makes them pasta.

Hey, hey.
It's a normal male fantasy.

No, movies like that socialize men
into having that fantasy.

Movies like that exist because men
already do have that fantasy.

- We're hard-wired.
- Comes with the testosterone.

No. Gender is a construct.
It's created.

You spent all that money
on Stanford,

he comes back brainwashed.

Two days.

Airport, go, bye-bye.

No, no, I said no. And I never want
to go back there.

I said no. When I say "no",
it means "no".

Good morning.
How can I help you?

Hi.

Are there any psychics
in this town?

Psychics? Sorry,
I don't understand.

Like, you know, old-school,
Gypsy, like, psychic...

Fortune teller type of person?

Oh, you mean...
We have a tarocchi. Oh, yes.

A tarot card reader
here in Taormina. Yes.

Do you think they could make
a house call?

Because, like, I... You know,
it really is...

It's kind of an emergency.

- Mm. Is everything all right?
- I'm gonna be in my room.

Rocco.

Find the fortune teller's number
for the crazy lady.

This is my boss,
so I have to... get it.

I'll be back.

- Hi?
- Hi. Where are you?

I'm at lunch.

Well, you need to come back
to the room 'cause Greg is gone.

Gone? What do you mean,
he's gone?

I need you.

Okay.

Well, I'm not
at the hotel currently, so...

I told you to stay close by.
Come back here!

My boss needs me to go back,
so I have to go back to the hotel.

- Sorry.
- Okay.

- No. We'll take you back.
- No, it's, uh, fine.

I'll just get a taxi
or figure it out...

Well, the driver can take her,
and come back and get us.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. Take the car.

And let's meet up later.

Okay. That's very kind of you.
Thank you.

And thanks again
for an entertaining day.

Yeah. Okay, have fun.

- I can Venmo you for just the...
- No!

- Come on.
- Sorry, again. Bye.

Bye.

- Great. Thanks, Dad.
- What? Her boss needed her.

You think she just wanted
to get away from us?

Maybe. You do have a knack
for repelling women.

- Do we embarrass you, Albie?
- No, it's just...

I don't think you realize
how you sound sometimes.

They used to respect the old.

Now we're just reminders
of an offensive past

everybody wants to forget.

Hi! Thank you so much.

Yeah, you have
an amazing terrace,

where you can have a glass of wine
from our familiar vineyards.

And here is our dining room,
where you'll have your breakfast,

and obviously please feel at home.

And, uh, feel comfortable.

And anything you need,
we are here for you.

- Thank you so much, Peppe.
- Ciao, Daphne.

Ciao!

Oh my God!

Are you gonna tell me
what's going on?

So I was reading about Noto
in Architectural Digest, right?

And there were pictures
of this palazzo.

So I was like,
"maybe we can get a tour."

So I called them, and they told me,

"You can rent the whole place out
for the night." So I did.

- We're staying the night?
- Don't you think we should?

I was gonna wait and see
if it was worth it,

but now that we're here it's like
we kinda have to, right?

- I don't have any stuff.
- Don't worry about it.

I packed extra everything.
Toothpaste... Whatever you need.

God, this is just beyond.
I can't believe it.

Come out here!

I think that's a pool.

And guess who brought
an extra bathing suit?

Don't you feel a little weird
being here without the guys?

No. They didn't want to come.

And don't you think it's better
to just do what you want,

even if it's by yourself?

Cameron does what he wants
all the time.

Why let them have all the fun?

Let's check up the bedrooms.

- Cheers!
- Cheers, buddy.

I gotta say it, man.
I'm so proud of you.

I mean, you... you fucking
knocked it out of the park, man.

- You did it.
- Thank you.

I'm not surprised. I always knew
you were gonna do something great.

- Took a little while, but...
- Come on. You're 36. Give me a break.

Well, you've been raking it
in for years now.

Just wish you'd given me
a heads-up, you know?

What?

I have to hear from Gary Pizzinat
that you sold your company

for a shitload? And by then, it was
too late for me to do anything with it.

Oh, you mean, like...
Dude, I couldn't say anything.

- You could have hinted.
- It's also illegal.

A little birdie in the ear.
That's it. Information, dude.

Come on, guys like me, that's...
that's all we got.

- I'm sorry. I wasn't...
- It's okay.

- You know, I just...
- Don't worry about it. Next time.

But you need to invest some
of that with us. Okay?

I don't know if you've heard,
but I make people money, bro.

I know you do.

Well, then let me do what I do
for you.I would love that, E.

I would love to help you
and Harper. Please, let me.

Look, just come in to the office.
All right? When we get back,

you meet the guys, and then you just
hang out. That's it. No pressure.

- All right. Sounds good.
- Sounds good?

- Yeah.
- I am so stoked for you, E.

I'm so happy!

Thanks, Cam. Thank you.
I appreciate it.

Cheers, baby.

Hey, buddy, two more.

Oh, she's the real deal.

A real, authentic,
old-world gypsy.

That's what I asked for.

I don't think you're supposed
to use that word.

What? All right.

She's... a real old-school...

Gypsy.

Ma'am? Yes, would you like
some water or some soda?

I could make you and I
a highball. All right.

Guys in Italy wear their pants
so tight.

Yeah, 'cause they want
to show off their dicks.

Why didn't you just tell me we were
really gonna spend the night?

I really want Cam to think
that we just had so much fun

that we just wanted to stay.
He has really intense FOMO

and also abandonment issues.

So it's just gonna be really funny
to tell him we're living it up

at some sick palazzo.

So you're like playing games
with him?

We both do it.
It's like hide and seek.

Keeps things interesting.

Yeah, well Ethan and I,
we don't really do that.

So, I'm probably gonna have
to call him

and tell him
we're gonna stay here.

- Can I call Cam first, please?
- Okay. Sure.

Okay.

- Hey, babe! How's Noto?
- Amazing.

I think that we're probably
gonna spend the night.

- What?
- Yeah.

This incredible palazzo I found,
so I booked it.

- Wha...
- But we'll be back tomorrow.

- You're coming back tomorrow?
- Yeah, but have fun, okay?

What?

I think I have to go 'cause Harper's
waiting for me in the pool.

- Honey, what pool?
- The pool in our palazzo.

You would die. I'll send you pics.
Love you, honey.

Bye!

They're staying the night in Noto.
She booked a palazzo.

- She did?
- Yeah.

- That's kind of weird.
- She always pulls this shit, man.

Fucking punishing me.

But you know what that means?

You and me, we're gonna
fucking party! Let's go jet skiing.

All right. Okay. I'm coming.

Okay. Well... now what?

You ask a question and then
the cards will answer.

Okay.

I wanna know, my husband,
you know, Greg...

Something is just...

Could you just leave the room
for a second?

Hang out in the bathroom
for a little while.

No problem. Yeah.

Yeah. I want, um... Is...

I want to know if we're gonna
make it.

I mean, I just want to know
if our marriage is gonna last.

The cards say your husband
is in love with someone else.

This card means deceit.
He is being deceitful.

And this card is beauty. There's
someone beautiful in his life.

- Couldn't that be me?
- Not you.

- Not me?
- For sure, not you.

The Beauty, The Beauty, The Fool.

This is The Unconscious,
The Unconscious.

This is The Beauty.
This is The Devil, this is...

Yeah. This is very negative.

The Stars. The Unconscious
and The Subconscious.

I can't believe I paid for this.
'Cause this is just really...

Madness will lead you
to commit suicide.

- You are so negative!
- The truth. This is the truth.

It's not supposed to be like this.
You're supposed to...

This is supposed to build me up.

Take your crappy things
and your horrible cards

and your shitty little ashtray!

I've pulled The Beheaded Man.
These cards are mine!

No, I didn't want this. This
is creepy. No, it's... You gotta go.

I've pulled The Fool.
It's dangerous.

Get out!

Yeah, well, whatever...
You're a con artist is what you are.

That wasn't good.

Negative.

Okay, guys, we'll meet up
around 7:30 downstairs?

Yeah, that sounds good.

But somebody give me a wake up
call. I'm gonna take a nap.

Okay. I'll come grab you, Nono.

- Hey, Albie.
- Yeah?

Hey...

I feel like you have this wrong,
distorted impression of me.

I have always supported women.
I have always promoted women.

I'm a feminist. I mean, I didn't
marry some subservient wife.

Your mother is a brilliant,
amazing woman.

- Did you talk to her?
- We didn't talk about you, Dad.

No, I don't want to get you
in the middle.

You don't have to say anything
to her. But if you did say something...

I'm hoping you'd tell her that I'm
really, really missing her and Cara

and that I feel... I feel really awful...

She listens to you.

- Nothing is gonna fix this.
- No?

You have to change, Dad.

You have to stop doing what
you're doing and actually change.

I know that. And I have changed.

And I am changing.

I can change.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yes.

I can be the man she wants me
to be... again.

- I'll see you at dinner.
- See you.

Did she leave?

Tanya? What happened?
I thought I was...

I thought I was gonna
get a reading.

No. You don't want her.
She was very negative.

- I'm sorry to hear that.
- I think I'm gonna take a nap.

Okay.

Bye.

No, you can't go. You can't go.
You just...

Please just sit on the couch.

I did get the new Vanity Fair.

You can read it.

- Hey! Marry me!
- No, thank you!

There's a machine. I'm gonna get
cash out, I'll be right back.

Come on, there's a couple
more stores I wanna hit.

Lots of horny dudes in Noto.

What are these?

The man, this table,
bought these for you.

That's sweet.

I'm gonna have an edible.
Do you want an edible?

Try having two kids under four.
They help me relax. Have one.

Okay, I just have be careful.

The last time I did edibles,
I took way too many

and I ended up on the floor
in the fetal position.

I kept saying, "I am a woman."

What?

- Why?
- I don't know.

I think I was just tripping out
on being a woman.

Don't you like being a woman?

I'm fine with it... usually.

I do. I'd hate to be a man,
honestly. It'd just be so lonely.

I mean, they're so competitive.

It's like, can they even be friends
with each other?

Cameron and I went on a safari,
and, on safari, you see

all these pods of elephants

and they're all, like, bathing in the
river and playing with each other

and it's so sweet. But it's just
the moms and the babies.

Because when the boy elephants
get too big,

they kick them out of the pod.
And then the bull elephant has

to, like, wander through the jungle
by himself for the rest of his life.

I feel sorry for men. They think they're
out there doing something important,

but really
they're just wandering alone.

Thank you.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

Listen, I just wanted to tell you
I don't think I can meet up tonight.

Why?

I'm afraid my son's gonna catch
on but, really,

I need to change. I really have
to change.

So, I don't think I'm going to be able
to meet up at all this week. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too because I thought
we were spending the week together.

I know. But I... I can't.
And I'm really sorry.

My son's on his way down
so I gotta go. But listen,

I really, really loved meeting you.

You're a wonderful, beautiful
woman, and it was really fun.

And this is for the ladies, please.
Thank you.

Thank you too. Thank you.

My two favorite people
in the world!

Thought we'd lost you.

I had to handle something
with the concierge.

- You hungry?
- I'm starving.

- He cancelled.
- Why?

I don't know.

It's ok.
Lots of rich men here.

We'll find someone else.

- Still here?
- Yes.

- Why don't you go home?
- I still have things to do.

Okay.

I think you work too hard.
But...

I admire you.

Thank you.

I love how you handle everyone.
Especially the men.

You don't take any shit.
I want to be like you.

Well... Thank you, Isabella.

You're a good worker too.

You and Rocco talk too much,
but...

- You're good.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Have a good night.

Good night.

Mia!

- You're ignoring me.
- I'm working.

I need to find a date
for tonight, now!

- I'm going to get us drinks.
- We already have drinks.

You can never have enough.

Good evening.

Now that you're a big shot, people must
be slipping in your DMs left and right.

No. What good would it do me
if they were? I'm married.

- Dude, everyone cheats, E.
- No, they don't.

- Come on!
- They do?

Yeah! Of course they fucking do.
It's a crime of opportunity. Jesus!

If they can.

So, how's your sex life?

- Um...
- Sounds great.

I don't know. It's hard, I guess,
when you know everything

about each other and you've seen
each other on the toilet and...

There you go. See?
We've only got one life.

- But Harper and I are...
- Codependent?

No. I don't lie to my wife.

Really? Oh, man.
Fuck, I didn't know that.

That is so sweet!

You already met a guy here?

Kinda. Yeah, I did, he's...
really smart and everything

and went to Stanford.
You know, one of those guys.

He's really nice. Like... maybe
a little too nice, you know?

I wish he just, like, got my heart
rate up a little bit more or something.

Portia...

Don't spend your life chasing
emotionally unavailable men.

Or you'll spend your whole life just
banging your head against a wall.

Is there something wrong
with the front of me?

These guys are staring.

I think they're just smiling
at you.

But you've been brainwashed
into thinking that, man.

It's very bourgeois.

Dude, monogamy was
an idea created by the elite

to control the middle class.

Meanwhile, all the priests
were fucking the altar boys

and the aristocrats were fucking
everything that moved.

Same now as it ever was.

And the most ambitious guys?

They're always the horniest.

Like you and me, baby.

And of course, women
are attracted to that.

But then... if you don't make
their dreams come true,

they make you suffer.

That's why it's safer
to stick with whores.

- Excuse me.
- No, come on!

Well, you have tremendous
talent too.

No.

- You have a beautiful voice.
- You really think so?

Yes, yes.

I could help you.

I know people that could help you.
I could introduce you around.

- For real?
- Yes.

That's what friends are for.

Friends?
Fuck buddies?

It's hard to be just friends
with a beautiful woman like you.

- Ok, I'll think about it.
- Think about it.

Dirty old pervert.

Mia, Mia!

I might've found someone.

- What are you doing?
- It's okay.

Mia! Let's go!

Buonasera!

Those were the two girls...

- Ciao! Ragazze!
- Hi! Buonasera. Ciao.

How are you?

You know, the girls.

How are you guys.
How you guys doing?

- Um, fine.
- Yeah?

I'm Cameron,
this is my buddy Ethan.

- Hi, hello.
- Hi, Cameron.

- I am Lucia.
- Lucia.

Yes, and she is Mia.

Mia.

Hi, Mia. Are you guys from here?
Are you on vacation, what?

- We're from Sicily.
- From Sicily?

Just two gals hanging out
in a hotel bar, huh?

- You guys having fun?
- Yeah.

- You guys, uh, you guys party?
- Yes, yes!

- You got any, uh, party favors?
- I have pills.

- I have Viagra.
- We don't need Viagra.

- No? Also, maybe Molly.
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

Are you an angel sent
from heaven?

No, but these are expensive,
guys. You will have to pay for it.

I got money, baby.
That's one thing I do got.

Let's fun!

Let's fun!

This is the only snack I could find.
Want some?

You're still high or what?

Hi.

So, has Ethan changed at all?

No.

No, not at all.

- He's exactly the same.
- That's good!

'Cause I've seen a lot of guys
who are, like...

Well, not nerds. I mean, Ethan's
not a nerd, but...

- Yes, he is. He is!
- I just mean...

I just mean, like, they were never
players. And then they make

all this money and they just
start acting different

and, like, cheating.

No. No, Ethan would
never do that. He's not like that.

He's... he's honest to a fault.

God, I'm so glad that Cameron
has a friend like Ethan.

Honestly, the guys that Cameron
works with... a very dark triad.

Like, for real. Psychopaths.
I'm not kidding.

But not Cameron.

No. Cameron's, like, naughty,
like a little boy is naughty.

These other guys? I mean, they're
like Bernie Madoff monsters.

They will fuck you up. And they're
the most successful guys in finance.

Oh, Jesus! Oh, shit, this is cold.

I got sensitive nips.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Beer?
- Oh, thank you.

- How was your day?
- Uh, pretty grim... actually.

I feel like if I murdered my boss,
I could argue it was euthanasia.

Yeah, uh, what about you?
How's your night?

Better now.

Sorry. Um, was I...

No, uh... No, no, that was...
it's fine.

I just wasn't expecting it,
you know?

- Well, expect it.
- Okay.

Is everything okay?

Yeah! Yeah, everything's...
I'm just...

It's been a long day.
And I'm kinda fried, I think.

Yeah.

Do you wanna go back
to my room or...

Yeah, no. I think I just need
to crash. If that's okay?

Yeah, yeah. I think me too.

- Sorry.
- No, it's fine. You...

We could hang out tomorrow.
Are you around tomorrow?

Yes, absolutely.
I would love that.

Do you want me to walk you back
to your room?

- Sure.
- Great, okay.

- Oh, don't forget your beer.
- Oh, thanks. Sorry.

- You got your stuff?
- Yeah.

- Thanks for the beer.
- Yeah. No problem.

I hope I didn't make you feel weird.

No. No, no.
Don't apologize. Honestly.

Daphne?

Do you think Cameron ever cheats
on you?

Maybe just once.
That I know about.

Don't feel bad for me.
I figured out how to handle it.

Like today. I do what I want.
So, I'm not resentful.

Yeah. How do you handle it?

I...

I'm not a victim.
That's all I meant.

Hey!
What are you doing in there, babe?

Hello!

Here's the party! Come on,
sweet little baby boy!

Come on, go see him.

He's a little shy,
what's he shy for?

Take care of him.

Take care of her! Grazie!

No?

Okay.

Hey, this is Ethan.
I can't take your call.

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