The Way of the Househusband (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Episode #1.6 - full transcript
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL ANIME SERIES
ORIGINAL WORK BY KOUSUKE OONO
PRODUCED BY NETFLIX
EPISODE 31
SIZZLE
Hi there!
Would you like to try
our cured wiener sausages?
These juicy wieners have been
carefully cured for 72 hours.
Whoa, look at that stare.
Tacchan!
RUNNING
Something serious has happened!
What is it?
Hey, what about my shopping?
Quickly!
Look!
It's Po…
Policure!
BAM
Hey, they're getting a beating.
Come on, Policure! You can do it!
Come on!
Policure!
Keep your distance and kick more!
Everyone, the Policure are in trouble!
Is there anyone here who can help them?
The kid who helps out can have
a photo taken with them afterwards!
What? No way. I want it.
But there's no way
I can get on that stage… Dammit!
You want it that bad?
Right then, everyone!
Raise your hands if--
What?
I have to choose him…
Okay…
…or he'll kill me!
You over there…
Nice to make your acquaintance.
You've got some nerve,
taking Boss Renkon from us!
Today, you're going to pay for that!
Oh, please!
What about all the people
who have suffered at your hands?
Be quiet!
Boss is still locked up
eating prison food--
Settle down!
Oh, sure.
Which of you started this fight?
Well… It's hard to tell who exactly…
Gokudon builds up
the evil in people's hearts…
…and takes in all their negative energy!
In this world, you're either
getting beaten or doing the beating.
Conflict breeds more conflict.
Violence won't protect anything.
Miku! Get the stuff!
RUSTLE
FWIP
CLACK
POP
POUR
Thank you for your patience!
I would like to extend
my deepest gratitude to all of you!
Policure Group, Gokudon Group,
we will now perform the ceremonial
drinking rites of reconciliation!
SPLASH
SPILL
CLAP…
CLAP…
And now, Policure Group, Gokudon Group,
let us pray for the future prosperity
of both your houses…
CLAP
Right.
Well…
It is now time for
the meet and greet event.
Wow, you're so cute!
SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
-The Way of the Househusband.
-The Way of the Househusband.
EPISODE 32
This way.
So this is the stuff…
Someone I know gave it to me,
but I dunno what to do with it.
Hey, this has a steam function.
And the temperature
goes all the way up to 300 degrees
with a capacity of 30 liters…
This is really gonna expand
the possibilities of my cooking!
What will you use it for?
CLANG, CLICK
Boss, don't tell me that's…
Bread flour and dry yeast!
There he goes again
with his white powders.
Bash it up a bit and you get bread!
The mix and temperature are important.
One gram of salt and yeast either way,
and you're a goner!
STICK
SLAP
Gluten is formed!
Bash it up and drag it around
from its torso!
That, my friend, is the greatest secret
in making it fluffy and moist!
Fluffy and moist?
Right, now we wrap it up and let it rise.
Okay, I'll get the plastic wrap.
Let's see… plastic wrap…
My leg's caught on something.
THUD
Shit, the oven!
CLICK
SILENCE
No, microwave oven!
SET
SHUT
I'm really sorry, Boss!
I'll enact
the proper punishment on myself!
Just need to guugle
the right method first…
SMACK
I have a good method.
CREAK
CLICK
A… rice cooker?
You have to ferment the dough
at around 30 degrees.
Honestly, it's difficult
getting the temperature just right,
but with the "keep warm" mode
on the rice cooker,
it's actually doable!
Do ten minutes in the keep warm mode!
Then turn it off and wait 40 minutes!
Now let it rest!
Punch out the air and reshape.
Then ferment it again!
Finally, brush oil on top
and bake in rice cooking mode!
CLICK
We're in luck!
It's nice and fluffy!
-Boss has got the skills!
-Finish it off with this bad boy!
Draw in some eyes.
Your character-themed bread is done!
It's so cute!
Here.
It's too hot!
EPISODE 33
Huh? What's that?
It's from next door!
BANG
Is it a fire?
What are you playing at?
I'm having a barbecue.
TURN
Oh, would you like some meat?
Meat, you say?
GRAB, SIZZLE
My sincere apologies, Tatsu.
What are you trying to do, Bob?
I almost died there.
I moved here because I love Japan,
but I suddenly really missed
the food back home.
But I can't barbecue like my daddy.
Hey, step outside.
What?
The goods?
I fully stocked up at Dostco.
VALUE PACK
That's the stuff.
I'll bust out the real shit for you.
Cut off the fat
once the meat's at room temperature.
Whoa, blade skills!
Salt and pepper!
Then quickly sear it
when your grill is hot!
Yes!
Once the side has browned, turn it over!
Lastly, wrap the meat in foil
and leave it to rest in its own heat!
Yes!
This will make sure it's rare and juicy--
Hey, stop right there!
What are you doing?
Why are you barbecuing here?
Hey!
I'll deal with them!
Stop this behavior!
Get rid of the meat!
You're obstructing a police officer!
Bob!
Tatsu!
Tatsu!
I can't eat rare meat!
SUSHI
"Have a fun time with nature
at Bremen Farm"?
Someone at work gave it to me. Let's go!
You still think
this is gonna be fun at our age?
It'll be crowded on the weekend
and roads will be busy.
And…
We're here!
Hey, look,
everyone is having a great time.
Hi, excuse me.
HAVE A FUN TIME WITH NATURE AT BREMEN FARM
One more, please.
Okay!
From below, looking up!
Yes, sir!
Look at you. You're having a great time.
Not really.
Listen, this is not any old farm.
There are so many events here
catering for everyone.
Seasonal flowers, gourmet ateliers,
rides, craft experiences…
We should draw up a map…
Look! It's a petting zoo!
Where are you going?
Once these skins are filled,
we'll give 'em a good flaming.
I hear your shit here is 100% natural.
Am I correct?
Jump on after me!
Phew, I'm starving!
These places are always expensive.
Nice, packed lunches?
Well, more like snacks.
Wow, you really went for it!
Looks like you're more up
for it today than I am!
Not really.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are--
-Okay, I am!
I've been looking forward
to this for days!
Oh, well…
Sorry.
Living underground and all,
I never had the chance as a kid
to come to a theme park like this.
I've always longed to come.
Oh, that's sweet.
So thank you, Miku.
It's been a day to remember.
What are you on about?
We still have the seasonal food tastings,
the big sheep parade, and horse riding!
There's a lot more stuff to do
in the second half!
Rain…
The rain will pass soon.
-The Way of the Househusband.
-The Way of the Househusband.
EPISODE 35
I can't see.
Damn, where is it?
Over here!
-Don't think I won't get you!
-I said it's over here!
Jeez.
Bet you were scared, weren't ya?
Wow.
I sure love the sea.
-Are you gonna take off that lifesaver?
-No, dear.
I'll need it for snorkeling,
fishing, crab picking, diving,
and banana boat rides.
So many pictures here of stuff to do--
THWACK
Tacchan!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
We were just playing
beach volleyball over there…
It's The Bears.
Oh, it's you!
Do you know him?
A group of mothers and I
played against them once.
That's right. I seem to remember we won.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, then.
If you wanna have a rematch,
let us know anytime.
Sure thing.
You idiot!
Are you okay with them
walking all over you?
-Aren't you a man?
-Yes, ma'am.
Get up! Stand up!
Yes, ma'am!
-Hey, you're on!
-Huh?
Let's play!
Three sets! The first to win two sets
wins the match!
Miku!
Star Cyclone!
Plasma Buster!
Starlight Illusion!
I'm so tired!
Yeah, it's all the shouting.
What are you talking about?
In sports, it's all about
using your voice! C'mon, do it!
Cyclonic Vacuum Cleaner!
Plasma Blaster Air Purifier!
LED Ceiling Lights!
THE BEARS
Oh, crap! That's the…
Honor-and-Humanity Spike!
BLAM
I'm a man,
so if I have to die protecting my wife,
I'm good with that.
The ball!
-Tacchan, get up!
-Eh?
BAM
Male Honor Spike!
CATCH
See that? That's the power of a couple!
He's getting carried like a princess.
Third-year Tatsu class!
-Teacher Househusband!
-Teacher Househusband!
Hey, I heard that
a new teacher is coming today.
Oh, yeah?
Hmph, shall I give him hell?
Hey, give it a rest.
SLAM
SMIRK
Brothers and sisters,
please allow me to introduce myself.
Thanks to some connections,
I've been put in charge of
the third-year Tatsu class!
I will put my life
on the line to serve you!
My name is Tatsu!
Although I have
a lot to learn in this trade,
I will teach home economics!
Hope we can work well together.
Okay.
SLIDE, MURMUR
Now I will get you all
to do some dirty work.
There are no rules.
Draw a picture of anything you want.
This is…
-A plain apron…
-And stencil sheets!
So we'll make a stencil
of an image we like
and put it on the apron.
That is correct.
You want us to draw a picture on an apron?
Give me a break!
Are you scared?
Everyone will have
an image of their choice on their aprons,
while you'll just have a plain one.
Goddammit!
I'll do it then!
Begin!
STAB
SNORE
SLASH
PAT
Looks like everyone is all set.
All right, let's go! Time to get cookin'!
ORIGINAL WORK BY KOUSUKE OONO
PRODUCED BY NETFLIX
EPISODE 31
SIZZLE
Hi there!
Would you like to try
our cured wiener sausages?
These juicy wieners have been
carefully cured for 72 hours.
Whoa, look at that stare.
Tacchan!
RUNNING
Something serious has happened!
What is it?
Hey, what about my shopping?
Quickly!
Look!
It's Po…
Policure!
BAM
Hey, they're getting a beating.
Come on, Policure! You can do it!
Come on!
Policure!
Keep your distance and kick more!
Everyone, the Policure are in trouble!
Is there anyone here who can help them?
The kid who helps out can have
a photo taken with them afterwards!
What? No way. I want it.
But there's no way
I can get on that stage… Dammit!
You want it that bad?
Right then, everyone!
Raise your hands if--
What?
I have to choose him…
Okay…
…or he'll kill me!
You over there…
Nice to make your acquaintance.
You've got some nerve,
taking Boss Renkon from us!
Today, you're going to pay for that!
Oh, please!
What about all the people
who have suffered at your hands?
Be quiet!
Boss is still locked up
eating prison food--
Settle down!
Oh, sure.
Which of you started this fight?
Well… It's hard to tell who exactly…
Gokudon builds up
the evil in people's hearts…
…and takes in all their negative energy!
In this world, you're either
getting beaten or doing the beating.
Conflict breeds more conflict.
Violence won't protect anything.
Miku! Get the stuff!
RUSTLE
FWIP
CLACK
POP
POUR
Thank you for your patience!
I would like to extend
my deepest gratitude to all of you!
Policure Group, Gokudon Group,
we will now perform the ceremonial
drinking rites of reconciliation!
SPLASH
SPILL
CLAP…
CLAP…
And now, Policure Group, Gokudon Group,
let us pray for the future prosperity
of both your houses…
CLAP
Right.
Well…
It is now time for
the meet and greet event.
Wow, you're so cute!
SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
-The Way of the Househusband.
-The Way of the Househusband.
EPISODE 32
This way.
So this is the stuff…
Someone I know gave it to me,
but I dunno what to do with it.
Hey, this has a steam function.
And the temperature
goes all the way up to 300 degrees
with a capacity of 30 liters…
This is really gonna expand
the possibilities of my cooking!
What will you use it for?
CLANG, CLICK
Boss, don't tell me that's…
Bread flour and dry yeast!
There he goes again
with his white powders.
Bash it up a bit and you get bread!
The mix and temperature are important.
One gram of salt and yeast either way,
and you're a goner!
STICK
SLAP
Gluten is formed!
Bash it up and drag it around
from its torso!
That, my friend, is the greatest secret
in making it fluffy and moist!
Fluffy and moist?
Right, now we wrap it up and let it rise.
Okay, I'll get the plastic wrap.
Let's see… plastic wrap…
My leg's caught on something.
THUD
Shit, the oven!
CLICK
SILENCE
No, microwave oven!
SET
SHUT
I'm really sorry, Boss!
I'll enact
the proper punishment on myself!
Just need to guugle
the right method first…
SMACK
I have a good method.
CREAK
CLICK
A… rice cooker?
You have to ferment the dough
at around 30 degrees.
Honestly, it's difficult
getting the temperature just right,
but with the "keep warm" mode
on the rice cooker,
it's actually doable!
Do ten minutes in the keep warm mode!
Then turn it off and wait 40 minutes!
Now let it rest!
Punch out the air and reshape.
Then ferment it again!
Finally, brush oil on top
and bake in rice cooking mode!
CLICK
We're in luck!
It's nice and fluffy!
-Boss has got the skills!
-Finish it off with this bad boy!
Draw in some eyes.
Your character-themed bread is done!
It's so cute!
Here.
It's too hot!
EPISODE 33
Huh? What's that?
It's from next door!
BANG
Is it a fire?
What are you playing at?
I'm having a barbecue.
TURN
Oh, would you like some meat?
Meat, you say?
GRAB, SIZZLE
My sincere apologies, Tatsu.
What are you trying to do, Bob?
I almost died there.
I moved here because I love Japan,
but I suddenly really missed
the food back home.
But I can't barbecue like my daddy.
Hey, step outside.
What?
The goods?
I fully stocked up at Dostco.
VALUE PACK
That's the stuff.
I'll bust out the real shit for you.
Cut off the fat
once the meat's at room temperature.
Whoa, blade skills!
Salt and pepper!
Then quickly sear it
when your grill is hot!
Yes!
Once the side has browned, turn it over!
Lastly, wrap the meat in foil
and leave it to rest in its own heat!
Yes!
This will make sure it's rare and juicy--
Hey, stop right there!
What are you doing?
Why are you barbecuing here?
Hey!
I'll deal with them!
Stop this behavior!
Get rid of the meat!
You're obstructing a police officer!
Bob!
Tatsu!
Tatsu!
I can't eat rare meat!
SUSHI
"Have a fun time with nature
at Bremen Farm"?
Someone at work gave it to me. Let's go!
You still think
this is gonna be fun at our age?
It'll be crowded on the weekend
and roads will be busy.
And…
We're here!
Hey, look,
everyone is having a great time.
Hi, excuse me.
HAVE A FUN TIME WITH NATURE AT BREMEN FARM
One more, please.
Okay!
From below, looking up!
Yes, sir!
Look at you. You're having a great time.
Not really.
Listen, this is not any old farm.
There are so many events here
catering for everyone.
Seasonal flowers, gourmet ateliers,
rides, craft experiences…
We should draw up a map…
Look! It's a petting zoo!
Where are you going?
Once these skins are filled,
we'll give 'em a good flaming.
I hear your shit here is 100% natural.
Am I correct?
Jump on after me!
Phew, I'm starving!
These places are always expensive.
Nice, packed lunches?
Well, more like snacks.
Wow, you really went for it!
Looks like you're more up
for it today than I am!
Not really.
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are--
-Okay, I am!
I've been looking forward
to this for days!
Oh, well…
Sorry.
Living underground and all,
I never had the chance as a kid
to come to a theme park like this.
I've always longed to come.
Oh, that's sweet.
So thank you, Miku.
It's been a day to remember.
What are you on about?
We still have the seasonal food tastings,
the big sheep parade, and horse riding!
There's a lot more stuff to do
in the second half!
Rain…
The rain will pass soon.
-The Way of the Househusband.
-The Way of the Househusband.
EPISODE 35
I can't see.
Damn, where is it?
Over here!
-Don't think I won't get you!
-I said it's over here!
Jeez.
Bet you were scared, weren't ya?
Wow.
I sure love the sea.
-Are you gonna take off that lifesaver?
-No, dear.
I'll need it for snorkeling,
fishing, crab picking, diving,
and banana boat rides.
So many pictures here of stuff to do--
THWACK
Tacchan!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
We were just playing
beach volleyball over there…
It's The Bears.
Oh, it's you!
Do you know him?
A group of mothers and I
played against them once.
That's right. I seem to remember we won.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, then.
If you wanna have a rematch,
let us know anytime.
Sure thing.
You idiot!
Are you okay with them
walking all over you?
-Aren't you a man?
-Yes, ma'am.
Get up! Stand up!
Yes, ma'am!
-Hey, you're on!
-Huh?
Let's play!
Three sets! The first to win two sets
wins the match!
Miku!
Star Cyclone!
Plasma Buster!
Starlight Illusion!
I'm so tired!
Yeah, it's all the shouting.
What are you talking about?
In sports, it's all about
using your voice! C'mon, do it!
Cyclonic Vacuum Cleaner!
Plasma Blaster Air Purifier!
LED Ceiling Lights!
THE BEARS
Oh, crap! That's the…
Honor-and-Humanity Spike!
BLAM
I'm a man,
so if I have to die protecting my wife,
I'm good with that.
The ball!
-Tacchan, get up!
-Eh?
BAM
Male Honor Spike!
CATCH
See that? That's the power of a couple!
He's getting carried like a princess.
Third-year Tatsu class!
-Teacher Househusband!
-Teacher Househusband!
Hey, I heard that
a new teacher is coming today.
Oh, yeah?
Hmph, shall I give him hell?
Hey, give it a rest.
SLAM
SMIRK
Brothers and sisters,
please allow me to introduce myself.
Thanks to some connections,
I've been put in charge of
the third-year Tatsu class!
I will put my life
on the line to serve you!
My name is Tatsu!
Although I have
a lot to learn in this trade,
I will teach home economics!
Hope we can work well together.
Okay.
SLIDE, MURMUR
Now I will get you all
to do some dirty work.
There are no rules.
Draw a picture of anything you want.
This is…
-A plain apron…
-And stencil sheets!
So we'll make a stencil
of an image we like
and put it on the apron.
That is correct.
You want us to draw a picture on an apron?
Give me a break!
Are you scared?
Everyone will have
an image of their choice on their aprons,
while you'll just have a plain one.
Goddammit!
I'll do it then!
Begin!
STAB
SNORE
SLASH
PAT
Looks like everyone is all set.
All right, let's go! Time to get cookin'!