The Vampire Diaries (2009–2017): Season 6, Episode 3 - Welcome to Paradise - full transcript

Previously on
"The Vampire Diaries"...

Damon's still gone!

Alaric will compel away
any memories

I had of Damon and me
being together.

Tyler and Stefan
are on board.

Just take it
away, please.

Vampires can't get
into Mystic Falls.

They can lurk
around the borders.

Aah!

No!

Caroline compelled her
to forget Elena attacked her.



It's not a big deal.

You're
from Mystic Falls?

One of the founding
families actually.

Any final words?

Where the hell
are we?

1994.

We got here by magic.

Magic should be able
to get us out.

Look who got
27 across.

I didn't finish
this.

Well, neither did I.

There's someone
else here.

Stefan didn't
say good-bye.

Damon and Bonnie died,
and he just left.



Let her go.

Ain't a parking lot, kid.

Yeah? Well, I'm not
here to work.

Need a few days off.

And it looks like
I need a new mechanic.

I said.
I need a few days off.

Are you slow?

Let me simplify.

Stay--keep the job.
Leave--lose it.

Ohh!

How the hell
are you so strong?

You hired a vampire.

Next time, do
a background check.

Now shut up
and don't move.

You have no idea how long I've
wanted to do that.

See, I was trying to
get a fresh start,

live a normal life,
normal job,

normal dick
of a boss.

That's you
by the way.

This place was
supposed to be my sanctuary,

and it was
until yesterday.

Come with me.

That's my
girlfriend Ivy.

Somebody killed her
last night right in front of me,

so now I need to
go back home--

last place on this planet
I want to be--

find him,
and kill him.

Like I said, I need
a few days off.

You should take
a few days off.

Thanks, buddy.
I will.

Now I need you
to drive my car

into the woods.

You're gonna bury
my girlfriend

and forget
this ever happened.

Oh, and when I get back,
you're giving me a raise.

♪The Vampire Diaries 6x03 ♪
Welcome to Paradise
Original Air Date on October 16, 2014

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So I, uh, volunteer
at the hospital until, like, 2:00,

and then I figure
we can carpool

to the party
at the swimming hole.

Um, normally when
you move back in, you unpack.

I'm not staying.

Last night was just
a momentary moment of weakness.

Momentary moment?

Are you sure you don't
want to come back to school?

Caroline, needing your
friends isn't a weakness,

momentary or otherwise.

Tell that to Stefan, who
clearly needs no one.

Cut him some slack.

He lost his brother.

Granted, said brother
was a soulless homicidal maniac,

but still.

What?

Nothing. I just--
I got to go.

I've got breakfast
with Enzo, so...

Enzo?

Mm-hmm.

You guys go
on one road trip,

and all of a sudden,
you're breakfast buddies?

Yeah, I guess so.

Ironically, he's
recently become

one of the more
stable people in my life.

Ok. Then invite him
to the party.

Elena.

Come on. I got Matt

to take the afternoon off
from his training

and Tyler to give
the practice squad a break.

Even Jeremy is coming.

It's been forever
since we've all been together.

It'll be fun.

don't make me invoke
the nuclear option.

Because I will
selfie bomb you

every 5 minutes.

Ok. Fine. I'll go
to the party.

Yay!

But I'm not
moving back in.

That is a conversation
to be had over jell-o shots.

What did
Alaric do to her?

All I know is she
doesn't remember

whatever it is
she saw in Damon,

and we're supposed
to keep it that way.

I just spent
the whole night with her,

and it's weird.

She just doesn't seem
like her old self.

Yeah. It's because
she's happy.

Isn't that the point?

I guess.

Look. I got to go.
I'll see you later.

It's a little early
for a carwash.

Oh, yeah. I brought
in some mulch

so you guys could clean up
that little park on 4th.

Turns out
red mulch stains.

Who knew?

My friends are
having a party,

and I'd like to go
by this afternoon after lunch.

You need
a permission slip?

I'm not your mom. Go.

And take Jay. Suckered
him into washing my car.

He needs some fun.

You're driving.
I'm drinking.

Both of you,
keep your eyes open.

We've had a lot
of animal attacks lately.

He means
dog bite girl.

Yeah. I know
what he means.

That shower
has 4 heads.

Who's so dirty they
need 4 heads?

You'd be surprised.

You want bourbon
or, well, bourbon?

I hate bourbon,
but I love this house.

Can I just pretend
that I found my dad

and it's whoever
lives here?

Trust me. It's not.

Why not? My mom lived
in Mystic Falls

for years
before she had me.

Somebody had to
knock her up.

You ever think
about asking her?

Oh. Good idea. Hurry.

Let's go
to the cemetery.

Gotcha. Sorry.

Who does live here
anyway?

Two brothers.

One moved.
The other is dead.

Hey. Quick question.

Quick answer. No.

Hilarious. We're having
a party today.

You think you could
spare a keg or two from Scull bar?

You can come.

You and alcohol
and my brother.

Why does that
combination sound

so familiar
and terrible?

Who is your
trachea, Luke?

In fairness,
he apologized.

I'm working on this, ok?

I watch my drinking,

I avoid things
that make me angry.

Come by the bar
after 1:00.

I'll see what
I can do.

You're doing
that thing again.

What thing?

Oh, the thing where
you're a bitch

because you
like somebody.

It's pretty
transparent.

I don't blame you.
He's hot.

Hey, cutebrag.

Did you just call
me cutebrag?

Hey. I didn't
come up with it.

Another one
of the volunteers did.

What? Sometimes,
you brag.

At least it has
"cute" in it.

Small favors.

I'm Liam,
you're Elena.

See how easy it is
to remember?

Brag.

Is there something
you wanted other

than to destroy
my self-esteem?

Actually, yes.

Are you doing
anything this afternoon?

My friends are
throwing a party

just outside
my hometown,

and there's a girl
that I actually want you to meet.

Just come.

Ok.

Stefan?

Hey.

What--

for the record, 4 months
is far too long

for me to go
without seeing you.

I know. That's
why I'm here.

I wanted to stop by
and say hi.

I got it.

Ok.

We need
strawberries, eggs,

milk, and--ooh--
candles.

I know it's
been a while,

but you couldn't do
magic as an anchor,

so I'm curious what
momentary lapse of reason

makes you think
you can do it now.

You know, when all
this started,

you sucked
at making pancakes,

and now they're
somewhat edible.

Milk. There's no reason
to be Peter pessimist.

We have proof
we're not alone.

First of all...

don't nickname.

That's my thing.

And this proof,
this mysteriously filled in

crossword, could
very easily have been you.

I didn't fill it in.

No. You don't know
you filled it in.

You also don't know
that you talk in your sleep.

Eggs.

What are you saying?

Are you saying
I sleep crossword?

I'm saying it makes
more sense than the alternative.

I get what you're doing.

What am I doing?

You refuse to have
hope that you'll see Elena again

so you don't have
to be disappointed.

I refuse to have hope
because there's nothing to hope for.

Pork rinds.

Not on the list
and eww.

No, Damon.

There were pork rinds
here on this shelf.

There have been
pork rinds here

on every shopping trip
we've had

for the past 4 months.

You hear that?

Hmm.

You hear that, Damon?

That's what hope
sounds like.

This hospital thing,

it's a whole
new look, huh?

Yeah. Apparently
this color disguises

all bodily fluids that

I could get covered in
throughout the day.

So far, it's been
mostly observation,

but--I don't know--
I love it there.

Seeing sick people
getting better, it's inspiring.

You seem different.

You seem, um,
happier.

And you?
Are you happy?

Caroline filled me in
a little bit.

Oh. About the, uh,
dinner party from hell.

Her exact words
actually.

And in between the ranting,
she may have mentioned

something about a new job

and a new girlfriend.

Ivy, right?
Is it Ivy?

Stefan, it's fine.
Seriously.

It's not weird,
I promise.

I'm just happy to finally
see you again, you know?

It's been really rough losing Bonnie
the last couple of months...

Which is an incredibly
insensitive thing to say

to somebody who just
lost their brother.

I'm--I'm sorry.

No. I've been working on
the healing thing, too,

I guess.

Hey. Uh, by the way, have you,
uh, heard from Caroline?

She's not returning
any of my calls,

and I really
want to apologize

for the way I acted.

Well, she'll be there
at the swimming hole today.

You should come.

No, no. I'm not sure
I'm ready to dive

back into all that.

No pun intended.

Stefan, they're
your friends, too.

Come on. I know that
we can't hang out at the grill anymore,

but that doesn't mean
we can't all spend

time together.

Come on, please.

If not for that,
then at least

to convince Caroline
that Enzo

is not new best friend
replacement material.

Will Enzo be there?

Yeah, but I can easily
uninvite him.

I'd rather you come.

No. don't worry
about it.

Um...

Yeah. Maybe
I'll stop by.

Great.

Do you understand
the rules?

Yeah. Rule one--
don't mention Elena

was madly in love
with Damon,

or you'll kill me.

Mm-hmm.

Rule two--don't
really reference

Damon at all,
or you'll kill me.

Yeah.

Rule 3--
wear sunscreen--

don't make fun of me.

It's important that
we let Elena live her new happy,

problem-ignoring
zombie life

the way she wants.

A sentence which
sounded oddly

supportive
and judgmental.

I support her.
She did what she needed to do

to stop chomping
on innocent people on the road,

but it doesn't mean
that I'm enjoying

marinating all alone
in my misery.

Well, I'll marinate
with you.

I appreciate it.
Really, I do.

But I'm not Stefan.

Rule number 4--

don't ever mention that
jerk's name again, or--

or you'll kill me.
Got it.

Whoa! Is that blood
or pie?

Please say pie.

Oh. That would be,
uh...

Shirley, a special
off-the-menu item.

This little diner
is surprisingly well-stocked.

Tell me that you
snatched, ate, erased.

Funny thing
about that.

You do the first two
properly,

the third isn't
necessary.

You killed her?

Oh, don't act
all shocked.

Well, I'm sorry,
but death shocks me,

and it also leads
to a missing persons report,

which leads to--

A sheriff's
investigation?

I'm terrified.

I already have
3 warnings.

One more,
it's a fine.

It's got to be a short,

faulty wiring, something.

Or someone put
a quarter in it

and turned it on.

You know, I'm
a little confused

with all this
misplaced hope.

All right.

Let's just say
there's someone here.

How do you know
we're gonna get out?

Well, you say that
this is your hell, right?

If there's
someone else here,

that means it's
not your hell,

and if it's not your hell,
that means grams put us here,

and if grams put us here,

there's a way out.

There's a hell of a logic knot you've
tied for yourself.

Thank you.
So now that we've

properly placed our hope,
let's play a game.

When we get out,

what's the first thing

you're gonna tell Elena?

Sorry I killed Bonnie,

but she was the most
annoying person

in the world.

She wouldn't shut up.

She just kept talking.

I mean, it's a wonder
I made it as long as I did,

but here's the thing.

I think it's better
this way

because she didn't
have magic,

and she was
pretty much useless.

Damon.

What?

I don't know.
You still think I'm useless?

That's my car.

That's my car!

She's
determined but sweet,

eternal optimist,

never forgets
a birthday.

What else?

Never gives up
on her friends.

Yes. True. She's
completely loyal.

This is good.
Build her up.

I'm sure she'll live up
to these ridiculously high expectations.

That's another one.

Great at surpassing
expectations.

So she's perfect.

Totally.

Pretty much.

So how long have
you two been together?

Us? No. I'm--
we're--heh.

We're not, but, I mean,
we did at one point--

Not anymore.

Was that recent?

Because you two seem
weirdly functional.

Has it already
been two years?

Time flies.

Vrrrmm, vrrrmm!

How much longer are
we gonna listen--

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

This sound is the opposite
sound of your voice,

and I so enjoy it.

How did it even
get here, Damon?

Did you leave it
here in 1994?

I don't know, Bonnie.

It was 18 years ago.

Has a lot going on
that day.

Ok. So you admit that
it's pretty unlikely that you did.

Every unlikely.

Which would stand
to reason that...

Someone may have
put it here, Bonnie.

Yes. I...

Damon...

I know.

I'm gonna tell Elena
how much I love her,

and then I'm gonna
apologize for killing you.

Wait. Did you
see that?

I did that time.

Let's go meet
our little friend.

So is a lake different
from a swimmin' hole, or...

Swimming hole.

Thanks for making me
sound like a redneck.

Why? Where did you party
in high school?

Oh. Somebody's house
or second house,

whichever had
the biggest pool.

Huh. I guess I do brag.

Yup. Now it's
my turn to brag

because I bet nobody
at your pool parties could do this.

Ahem.

Um, ahem. Jeremy?

Oh, my god.

Elena.

Sorry to interrupt
what I'm sure was

a heartfelt display
of true love,

but I'm Jeremy's sister,

and we were about to
have a nice little family chat.

That's why I'm happy
I'm an orphan.

You invited the girl
that I attacked?

No. I brought the girl Caroline
compelled to forget you attacked.

She doesn't
know anything.

Jer, why would you
even risk it?

Because she looks good
in a bikini.

Can I go now?

Yeah. I may be driving,
but if you puke in my truck,

I'm gonna kill you.

You know, dog bite girl's
kind of hot

in, like,
a trashy way, though.

Why do you keep calling her that--
dog bite girl?

Because it's ridiculous.
What kind of dog

bites you in the neck.

I don't know, man

I've seen some
pretty vicious dogs.

What's up, Ty?

I just got a text
from Elena.

She wants to see us.

Hold on.

Are you telling me
that you think a girl

with two puncture wounds
in her neck

got bit by a dog?

I think if that's
what she said

then that's
what happened.

Then you're an idiot.

And you're
a wasted douchebag.

We all have faults.

You want to say that
a little louder?

Jay, back off.

No, no, no. I think
you just called me a douchebag.

I just want to
make sure.

Whoa, Jay! Jay, what
you're doing right now,

definition of a douchebag.

Heh. Simmer.

I'm just playing.

You guys want beers?

Yeah.

Sorry.

Hey. It's Stefan.

Leave a message.

Yeah. Not answering
is one of his new things.

He said he was
here to apologize.

Lying. Also one
of his new things.

Stefan has a lot
of new things.

Hey. Have you guys
seen Stefan?

I didn't even know
he was back.

So you want to fill us in
on what we're doing here?

You don't remember
this place?

We used to sneak off here
and get wasted

while our parents
were outside grilling.

Granted, we all have
a few less parents,

but we can still
have fun.

Actually, I can't.

I'm working
on my rage issues,

and this wouldn't help.

My buddy's wasted, and I've got
to train in the morning, so...

Ok. Well, I don't
want to sound like an alcoholic,

but I do want
a shot,

so will someone
do one with me?

Done!

Bottoms up.

mmm!

Well...
Here we are,

having fun.

I'm having fun.

Aren't we
having fun?

This is really fun.

Ok. Clearly, this was
a big mistake.

I just wanted to spend
one afternoon

where we pretend
for just one second

like we're not
all drifting apart.

Well, that's
the problem, Elena.

Not all of us are ok
with pretending.

Some of us prefer to
face our problems head-on.

I think we should go.

Yeah.

What's going on?

I'm just lonely, ok?

And Bonnie's gone,
Stefan's gone.

Enzo--shocker--
terrible, murderous friend.

I'm still here, car.

Yeah.

You're still here.

Here take
another shot and--

Ok. Not so much.

It was
behind the pickup.

No. It was in the front.

Are you sure?

Yes. Absolutely
I'm sure.

It was right there.

It was a tarp.

We saw a tarp.

And that--that is
on a timer.

That turned on
by itself.

But your car.

I left it here in '94.

And the crossword?

You filled it out,
Bonnie.

Which means we're alone

in my own hell

with no grams
escape hatch.

We're never getting out.

Give me your ring.

What?

Give me your ring.

All I've heard you say is that
you have no hope

and that this is
your hell,

so if it's so bad,
why don't you just end it?

Hope is the only
thing keeping me going, Damon,

so if you're really done,
if you have none,

then be done

because this
isn't helping.

Rough day, huh, Damon?

Sorry. Manners.
I'm Kai.

Nice to meet you.

Pork rind?

So you're sure you're ok

to find your way
back home?

Sorry. My friend
Caroline's having

a bit of a crisis.

It's been a rough couple
of months for her.

She's normally
really sweet.

Actually, I'm glad
I didn’t meet her

because then it would
have been awkward

when I did this.

Heh. Kissing a girl who's trying
to set you up with her best friend?

Red Flag.

Maybe. I have
a sneaking suspicion

that's your type.

That was
Caroline's ice.

Yeah. Well,
you'll be dead,

so I think she'll let
you off the hook.

I don't want to
kill you, Stefan.

Unh!

But it looks like
he did.

I thought I told Enzo
to go get more ice.

Did you do it
in that tone?

Because I think
I know why he didn't.

Congratulations.
Now it's your job.

Go get ice.

Aren't we supposed
to be having fun?

Is that why you brought
your latest fling

in a series
of sad attempts

to pretend like
you don't care about Bonnie--

to have fun?

Right. Cavalry's
on their way,

so why don't we put
a pin in our little spat

till this all
gets sorted, eh?

No, thanks.

You've got to be
bloody kidding me.

I just saved
your life.

So you can give me
a lifetime full of misery.

Fine.
I'm just gonna

shorten
the lifetime.

Stefan.

Good news, Caroline.

I thwarted
a vampire hunter.

Bad news--Stefan has
become a vampire hunter.

What are you doing?

Why don't you
ask him?

What did you do?

That is gonna
have to stop.

Oh, you think
this is annoying?

Hmm. Try listening to you
and Bonnie bicker every 5 minutes.

So you've been
following us.

Of course I have.

You two are
the closest thing

I have a to a TV.

I mean, you're
no "Baywatch," but--

remember "Baywatch"?

No, I do not.

Oh. Oh, man,
you got to watch it.

You like lifeguards,
like...

hot ones?

This has been
a monumentally bad day

in a sea of bad days,
so I'm gonna need

to know who you are,
what you're doing here,

and how it relates
to me,

or I'm gonna rip
your throat out.

Temper's gonna get
you in trouble, Damon.

It's already driven
Bonnie away how many times?

Oh, oh, oh, wait.
I know. 13.

You think my temper's
bad with her?

I like her.

You not so much.

Ok. Ok. Sorry.
Seriously.

I'm just kind of rusty on the
face-to-face type human interactions.

Answers now.

Maybe you should
have a drink.

That usually
calms you down.

Thanks.

Then makes you angry,
then sad,

then calm again.

It's a weird cycle,
and look.

If you really want to know the reason
I'm following you,

it's because
I want to kill you.

Vervain in your bourbon.

Who didn't see
that one coming?

Who buys patio furniture
from a grocery store?

I mean, somebody must.

Otherwise, it--it
wouldn't be here,

but now I'm a little
unfamiliar with vampires,

but from what
I've gathered,

a stake in the heart
should do it, right?

Aah!

You can always
fight dirty, Damon.

Like that time you and Bonnie
played Monopoly

and you stole
from the bank.

Not cool.

I'm gonna rip
your head off.

No. You're not.

I didn't know
which bottle you'd take,

so I Vervained them all.

Stay away from him.

The useless one
is here.

Thank god.

I've watched you try to do magic
for months now.

What are you gonna do,
fail at me?

It's embarrassing.

I'm embarrassed for you.

Uh-oh.

Run.

Phesmatos.

Incendia.

Ok. Ok. Ok.

Giving up so soon?

I'm embarrassed
for you.

Sorry I called you the most annoying
person in the world.

I hadn't met him yet.

Whoa. Was that
always dented?

What the hell does it matter?
It's a keg.

Liv lent them
to me man.

Oh, is that when
you lent Liv your manhood?

Just lift
the damn thing.

Actually, don't.

I'm in desperate need
of an empty truck bed.

Isn't this
your friend Jay?

What the hell
did you do?

I avoided the stake he planned
to fire at Stefan and me.

Stake?

Ah. You didn't realize
your friend

was a vampire hunter?

Well, you do now.

No. No, no.
That's not possible.

Yes, it is,

and as much as I'd
like to watch you process

what I'm sure is
a dreadful revelation,

I need to bury
the body.

Get out of here.

Stefan!

Stop, ok?
I am sorry.

I did not know
about Ivy, but--

But what? What?

I was fooling myself,

I was using her
as an escape?

Yeah, I know what
you think, Caroline.

Well, actually,
I was gonna say,

"but killing Enzo
won't bring her back."

No, but it will stop him from
reminding me of my brother.

I kill him,
I can leave this place,

and I can
start over again.

So that's why you left all those
messages on my phone,

promising apologies.

That's why you
visited Elena,

that's why you came
to this party,

just to kill Enzo
and start over?

Yep.

I don't believe you.

I know that a part of you
misses this place

and these people,
your friends.

I know that being
back here reminds you

how much we need you,

how much...I need you,

but if I'm wrong,
then go ahead.

Just go. Start over,

but, God, if I'm right,

if just a little part
of you came back

to check on Elena,

who's had
an unbearable 4 months,

or Alaric, who just
came back from the dead,

or me...

If even just a small,
little part of you

came back
to check on me...

then stay.

Hey. Weren't you
getting ice?

I was till I realized
how mean that girl was to me.

How?

Um, I have self-respect.

It may have taken me till I was
halfway to the Sip and Serve

to realize it,
but I have it.

Wait. Halfway
to the Sip and Serve?

Where is that
specifically?

I don't know.
Right around Route 13

when you get
into Mystic Falls.

Sorry about
your warm booze.

Have you guys
seen Sarah?

No. Why?

There's no ice.

I think you'll
live, Jer.

Caroline compelled
that girl

to go get ice.

She didn't.

Well, why not?
Is she on Vervain?

No. She had to go
into Mystic Falls to get it.

She had to cross
the border.

Compulsion is magic.

Which means that
every memory you compelled away

came back, so Sarah, the girl
you attacked

and you compelled...

Knows what I am.

You're awake. Good.

Now for the Q&A portion
of the evening.

Let me guess.
I answer right,

I get a pork rind.

Wrong, I get
a poker.

What? No, no, no.

These are for me.

You just get
the poker.

Yeah. You don't
have to do that.

No?

We're
on the same team.

Really?

Do you always try
and kill your teammates?

The important thing
is that you have your magic back.

It worked.

What, you--you
didn't really think

I'd kill Damon,
did you?

Heh heh. In what universe does
that make sense?

Who would kill 1/3
of our population?

I'm not a monster.

I knew Bonnie
would show up.

She always comes back,
all 13 times,

and I knew
with the right motivation

she'd be able
to access her magic,

although I-I did
get a little worried

with all your
bickering that

Damon's life wouldn't be
enough motivation,

but turns out
it was.

I guess that's just how you two
show your love.

So you did all that just to make sure
I would have my magic?

Of course I did.

Because your magic
is the key

to getting the hell
out of here.

Maybe this is
an isolated thing.

Jay could be
working alone.

Yeah. Maybe Jay,
who I've known since I was 10,

somehow became
a vampire hunter on his own.

I'm such an idiot.

I spent all summer
training

with a founding family
member,

thinking that he was
only worried

about protecting
old ladies

from getting mugged.

Because this is how I wanted
to spend my Saturday night.

Load them up.

What the hell happened to your
truck anyway?

It's a little
complicated.

I got this, dude.

I'll see you in a bit.

Sad jocks are kind of
like sad clowns,

you know, pathetic
but kind of hilarious.

Not in
the mood, Liv.

Uh-oh. That sounded
like a threat.

No. Just a request.

Oops.

Is this what you want?

You want to see
my break?

You're right.
I'm sorry.

It's just easier
for me if you're

an aggressive
unlikable dick.

Why?

So I don't have to worry
about falling for you.

I checked every room.
Sarah is gone,

and it looks like
she trashed the place.

Oh, ok, ok.

Where Caroline and I
will, uh,

go out and search
near the border then.

I'll keep looking
in town.

I'll call you
if I find anything.

So I was just gonna
leave my clothes here

while we look,
if that's ok.

Yeah. Of course.

I also was thinking
that, you know,

if there are vampire hunters
on the loose

then living alone
right by their home base

is probably not
a good idea.

Is this
an official unpack?

Because your
moving methods are

just so confusing.

Yes, this is
an official unpack.

Ha!

I'm sorry I got mad
at you earlier.

Sometimes, it just
seems like you have

this secret way
to move on.

Is this...

Bonnie's?

Yeah.

There you go.

You just discovered
my secret

to moving on.

Sometimes, I don't.

I miss Bonnie.

I miss Mystic Falls,

I miss our old life,

I miss...

Stefan?

Yeah. I miss Stefan.

Caroline...

You and Stefan...

Do you have feelings
for him or something?

Yeah, I think
maybe I did.

Well, we should go ahead
and find that girl

before she outs us.

Rough night?

Ahh. Nothing
a piece of pie can't fix.

Service would be
lovely, though.

My fault. Sorry.

I sent everyone
home for the night.

Can't have you killing
any more of the wait staff.

Unh!

Consider being more discreet
when you feed.

You never know whose
eyes are watching.

I bet this normally
works, doesn't it?

Knocks vampires
right out.

See, I'm a bit different than
a normal vampire.

I can fight
the Vervain,

not for long, but...

Long enough to take
care of you.

I found this
on one of your guys.

I think he killed
him, though.

Who are you?

Stefan Salvatore.

You and I have
something in common.

One of
the founding families.

Thank you.

Actually...

If you don't mind,

I have my own way
I like them to die.

Just make sure
it's painful.

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