The Vampire Diaries (2009–2017): Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - full transcript

Previously on
"the Vampire Diaries"...

My sister's a ghost, and I never
got to say goodbye to her.

Matt! Please! Matt.

Vicki?

They're looking
for Mikael,

the vampire
who hunts vampires.

You don't want
to wake him.

He will kill all of you.

Elena's blood.
Drink it.

Come on.

That's a good sign.



He's flipped the switch.
Stefan is gone.

And he's not
coming back.

You can fight it.
You just have to want it bad enough.

Maybe because I love you.

That's right, Stefan.
Because you love me.

The only thing stronger
than your craving for blood

is your love for this one girl.

Turn it off.

No!

Hello!

What did you do?

I fixed him.

Good morning.

So the pressure of your punch
ejects the stakes.



Easy enough.

That's weird.

Must be jammed
or something.

You're not strong enough.

Better start
lifting some weights,

put some meat
on your bones.

Thanks for not
sugar-coating it.

You know what this is?

A vervain grenade.
I've used one before.

Then you know
the element of surprise

is your only advantage
when it comes to a vampire.

- Surprise.
- Oh my God!

This isn't
a joke to me, Ric.

You think I'm joking?

Vampires will take
whatever they want.

They will hurt
whoever they want.

And they'll do it without remorse.
It's their nature.

You don't have to use pronouns.
You can say Stefan.

Look, I get why you're here.

Stefan hurt you.
You don't want it to happen again.

But you think
that I'm crazy.

To believe that
I can protect myself

from a vampire who's flipped
the switch on his humanity.

I think you found a way to get
out of bed this morning.

And that makes you
the strongest person I know.

I think that you can do
pretty much anything.

Here we are. Senior year.

Anyone else think it should
feel slightly more empowering?

Ok. So prank night
was a bust.

But we are accepting it,
and we are moving on.

You're right. I mean, why should
I let the fact that my boyfriend

is seeing the ghost of his dead
girlfriend hinder this experience?

Yes! And why should I
let the fact

that my boyfriend
was turned into a hybrid

put a damper on an otherwise
fabulous day.

Today's our anniversary.

Technically, Stefan and I met on
the first day of school last year.

Yeah. You win.

Are you sure you want
to be here?

I have to be here.
I have to put it behind me.

New year. New life.

Uh-oh. Alexandra,

left hand, please.

Hey, the 2 brunettes on the
staircase owe me a persian rug.

You mean, they owe us
a persian rug?

It's my house, too, brother.

Ooh! Would you like a spin?

So this is what Klaus
had in mind

when he compelled you
to protect Elena?

These ladies are helping me
be all that I can be.

- Where's Stefan?
- Who the hell are you?

He left me here.
My brother actually left me here.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Your tone implies that I'm
actually supposed to care.

You're Klaus's sister?

Rebekah. Pleasure, I'm sure.

Which one's my room?

You're not staying here.

Rude. Both of you.

I'll see to it myself.

So I guess she's staying here.

So what? It's not cool to
talk to juniors anymore?

Hey. Happy first day.

You mad?

I'm not mad.
I'm resigned to the fact

I'm sharing space in our
relationship with Anna and Vicki.

I haven't talked
to Vicki in a while.

That's not the point, Jeremy.

I know that. I know. Ok?

But I had to see Anna
again, Bonnie.

She had information
that Damon needed.

I get it, Jeremy.
But put yourself in my shoes.

You loved both of them.

And you guys didn't break up.

They died. And you keep
letting them back in.

You think I want
any of this?

I, um...

I think you have
the power to decide

whether or not you see them.

Remember that. Ok?

You were always so much better at
being a part of this than I was.

Sorry.

You can't just keep appearing like this.
Freaks me out.

I'm a ghost.
It's all I got.

And I couldn't appear if you
weren't thinking about me.

Well, I was just thinking about
our first day last year.

I was worried about running
into Elena and you said...

Suck it up. Be a man.
And show her what she's missing.

Yeah. Instead,
she met a vampire.

You ok, Matty?
You seem unhappy.

Yeah, I just life stuff.

You know, with you gone and
mom not around, it's...

A lot to deal with alone.

I'm glad I get
to talk to you, though.

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

What if I told you
there was a way

that you could help me
come back?

What do you mean
come back?

Donovan!
What are you doing?

Come on, man. Let's go!

You talking to yourself?

What's got you
in such a good mood?

We're seniors, man.
Life is good.

Come on, Mikael, breakfast.

Yummy. Mikael, wake up!

What?

What? What do you mean, "what"?
I've been calling you for 2 days.

Oh, that's exactly how long
I've been ignoring you.

Jeremy Gilbert told me
that you found Mikael.

Sort of. He's a little
bit out of commission.

He won't eat.
And I've tried everything...

Gravediggers, mourners,
mice, rats, bats.

He's just not interested.

Well, try harder.

We need him to kill Klaus
so I can de-rippefy Stefan

before he destroys my house.

Fine.

I'll give it another shot.

Hey. Are you checking up on me?
Because I'm fine.

Yeah. So...

You might not want
to come here for a while.

We have a new housemate.

- Barbie Klaus.
- Rebekah?

She's living with you now? Why?

She's stranded.

Apparently Klaus
left her in the dust

after I name-dropped Mikael.

What about Stefan?
What is he up to?

Oh, you know. Journaling,
reading, shaping his hair.

Come on, Damon.
I can handle it. What?

Is that the bell? Oh...

Ring! Ring!
Don't want to be late.

*

I forgot about the bonfire.

You have to go.
It's our first spirit squad event.

And it sets the bar
for the whole year.

Relax, Caroline.
I'll be there.

Thank you. It's just that...

Happy first day.

- Is that blood?
- Oh my God!

What's going on?!

Vampire 101... don't wear
your breakfast to school!

Chill out.
It was just a blood bag.

- From where?
- Rebekah hooked me up.

Rebekah? And what are you
even talking to her for?

Klaus told her
to keep a watch on me.

Protect his new asset.

His what?
Why are you amused by this?

I'm his first
successful hybrid, Caroline.

Don't you think that's
the tiniest bit awesome?

Oh, wow!

I cannot believe
you just said that.

So, I'm going to go.

Good luck.

Hello, Elena.

What are you doing here?

What do you mean?
I'm going back to school.

Go timberwolves!

What?! Why?

Klaus wants me
to keep an eye on you.

I'm just doing
what I'm told.

I'm going to be late for class.

Oh, class is this way.

Let go of me, Stefan.

Elena, do you think I want to
be a senior for the 100th time?

No. I don't have
a choice in the matter.

And neither do you.

I said let go of me.

Let her go.

Don't! Stop it.

You're not going to get in my way.
You hear me?

I will see you both in history.

What the hell
is he doing here?!

Klaus compelled him
to watch over me.

Apparently I'm one of
Klaus's assets now

that my blood is the only
way he can create a hybrid.

Now he's a bodyguard?

I don't know what he is.
But he's definitely not Stefan.

Look, his being here
is not good for any of us.

We have to do something.

You're in my seat.

Hey, you.

Welcome back, seniors.
Let's turn our brains back on,

starting with this country's
original founders...

Native Americans.

What about the vikings?

There's no evidence
that viking explorers

actually settled
in the United States.

Who are you?

My name's Rebekah. I'm new.

And history's
my favorite subject.

You've got no business
in the stoner pit.

Figured you'd feel
comfortable here.

Touche.

So what do you mean that I
can help you come back?

Right now, I can only come back
when you're thinking of me.

But there is a way
that I can be free of that.

- How?
- I know this sounds crazy.

But I have help
from the other side.

The other side?

Dude, what are you
doing over here?

I could ask you
the same question.

Just looking
for my stoner lab partner.

All right, see you around.

Can he not
see you anymore?

He was talking to Vicki
right out there in the open.

How?

When he died
and came back,

he must have started
seeing her.

She said that
she could come back,

that she had help
on the other side.

Help? What kind of help?

Who's helping you?

The witch I've been talking to
says that there's a ritual.

She can do magic from my side
to push me over to yours.

Is it even possible?
Could she come back?

I guess if she had
a stronger foothold.

- Like an anchor?
- Exactly.

Right now,
I'm tethered to you.

My only access point
to your side is through you.

But if she were to get
a stronger foothold...

I'll be able to
come and go as I please...

When I want,
where I want.

I won't have to rely on you.

But you'll still
be a ghost, Vicki.

In a town full of vampires,
werewolves, and witches,

I'll fit right in.

Seriously. You're going
to make jokes about this?

Matt! Relax.

No one else
will be able to see me.

She's bad news, Jeremy.

There's nothing
but darkness round her.

This is Vicki
we're talking about.

All right?
She's not a bad person.

You can't upset the balance
of nature without a price.

If she's using a witch's energy
from the other side,

you don't know what price
she's going to pay.

I can be a part
of this life again, Matt.

Instead of being
on the other side all alone.

You won't have to be alone
anymore either.

What do I have to do?

Has anybody seen Dana?

Sounds like you have
an opening on the squad.

What are you doing?

Hey. Hey.

You can't just come here and
infiltrate all our lives.

I'm only interested in yours.

Your spark, your popularity.

Maybe even your boyfriend.

It's not the ballet, ladies.
Let's move! Let's move!

I think
we're done here, coach.

Did you have a mental breakdown, Lockwood?
Get back in line.

I have a better idea.

Shut the hell up so we can
go get drunk at the bonfire.

Hit the showers, gentlemen.

Try to be a little
more subtle, Tyler.

Coming from
the queen of subtlety?

Relax. I'm in total control.

Then why are you
acting like this?

Drop it, Caroline.
I'm fine.

I've never been better.

Klaus has given me this...
gift.

What?!

Hey, check out the new girl!

- Come on, Rebekah.
- You move it!

My God!

Damn, girl's got moves.

Look at you being all fit.

Hey, you going
to the bonfire tonight?

Sounds like fun, right?

Seriously, Stefan,
leave me alone.

You think I'm annoying now?
What till homecoming.

Hey, who you bringing, by the way?
I don't want to be weird.

I'm sorry.

Watch it, Dick!

Who are you?!

I'm the guy who's been assigned
to protect a human blood bag.

I mean,
no offense or anything.

What?!

No!

Get it away.

You need blood.

Get it away from me.

Happy?

Thank you.

I remember you.
Chicago, 1920s.

You were looking for Klaus.

You're not so scary for a...

badass vampire vampire Hunter.

What? Are you going
to bench press a vampire?

Do you actually know
what's happening right now?

Stefan called me
a human blood bag.

He's a completely
different person.

- What are you doing?
- Helping you out.

- Damon!
- Come on, Buffy!

Stop it!

Like one obnoxious Salvatore
isn't bad enough.

You called. I'm here.

What's your plan,
oh warrior princess?

I want to lock Stefan up,

at least until this
Mikael guy comes,

kills Klaus, and the
compulsion breaks.

Compulsion or not, Stefan's
high on human blood. Ok?

A lot of it.

You've gotten him
off of it before.

This is different.
It's not a stint in rehab, Elena.

His humanity's gone.
Light's out.

No one's home.

Then do it for me, Damon.

Every single time
I look at him,

I feel like
I'm going to break.

And I'm not going to give
him that satisfaction.

What are you doing?

Feel that?

It's a sternum.

Solid plate of bone.

Right here,

just below the ribcage,

next to the spine,

that's your way
to a vampire's heart.

I'll do whatever it is
you need me to do, Elena.

No one going to hurt you.

Especially not my brother.

I'll lure Stefan
away from the bonfire.

- Then when he's distracted...
- I'll shoot him.

Can't Bonnie
just ju-ju him or something?

I'm trying to keep
Bonnie out of this.

I don't trust that
Stefan won't hurt her.

- Caroline, are you covered?
- Yes!

I will make sure that the old Forbes
jail cell is prepped and ready.

We're forgetting
a key player here. Rebekah?

Wherever Stefan goes, the blond
ponytail tends to follow.

Which is why it's your job
to keep her away.

How?! She's an original.

Last time I checked,
we're out of daggers.

So then preoccupy her
with her charm.

Might have better luck
finding the dagger.

Are ever not going
to be mad at me for a day?

Doubtful.

Sorry I'm late.
What's going on?

We need you to raid
your mom's vervain supply.

Enough to keep Stefan
down for a while.

You can't do that
to Stefan.

Why not?

Trust me, Tyler,
it's in his best interest.

Yeah.
It's not in Klaus's.

But Klaus is the bad guy,
Tyler.

You know, why are you acting like
some freaky, hybrid, slave Minion.

Uh-oh.
- What?

Klaus made me who I am,
Caroline.

- I owe him everything.
- Oh, boy.

Ok, can we cool it
on the commentary, please.

What is going on?

I'm just going to go.

What are you doing?!

- He's been sired.
- What?

Sired. He feels loyal to Klaus
because Klaus's blood created him.

Loyal how?

He'll seek acceptance
from his master.

It's really rare.
But maybe not so much in hybrids.

So how do I fix him?

Get a new boyfriend.

You all right there?

I thought Tyler would be here.

Tyler, now, huh? Fickle.

When you're willing to give me the
time of day again, then we'll talk.

Until then, a girl has needs.

Excuse me.

Elena, hi.
What are you doing?

I'm having fun, Stefan.
You got a problem with that?

All right, take it easy.

We both know you're
kind of a lightweight.

Uh-huh. Really?

You think I'm going to let a blood
addict tell me how to drink?

Concentrate on me, Matty.

This is too weird.

Just focus.
This is a good thing.

Now say you accept me.

I accept you.

Did you just...

I felt that.

I feel that, too.

It worked. Oh!

I'm here, Matty!

Did you talk to Anna
about this?

She's on the other side,
Bonnie.

Ok. I thought she might
know something.

About what? I thought they
were all alone over there.

Somehow Vicki's been communicating
with some super strong witch.

If there's
another witch involved,

don't you think you should have
come to me before you went to Anna?

Tell her not to be upset.
I was just trying to help.

Not now, Anna.

She's here?

She's just trying to help.

I can't...
I can't deal with this...

Bonnie!

Matt's trying to resurrect
his dead sister.

I think I'll go deal
with that instead.

Ah, I can feel this.

I can feel everything.

Witch didn't mention
this part?

Makes sense.

Our deal was that she'd help
me do what I need to do.

What are you talking about?
What deal, Vic?

Well, if I want to stay here,

I have to help her
restore the balance.

Klaus's hybrids
can't be allowed to survive.

You can't kill Tyler, Vicki.

Not Tyler, Matt.

It's Elena who's the key
to creating the hybrids.

What? Vicki, no!

I'm sorry, Matty.

But I want to stay.

What? No friends your own age?

Like you can talk.

Is this supposed to be fun?
I've been through 10 of these.

No, you're just looking
at it all wrong.

This is a little rough
on the outside.

But the inside...

Yum.

Mmm. It's good.

Yep.

What's that look?

What look?

My brother's got
his flirt on,

and you're jealous.

I'm not jealous.

It's all right.
Be jealous by all means.

I'm sure Damon
will be thrilled.

I'm not jealous, Stefan.

All right.
That's my mistake.

Whatever.
I'm out of here.

Matt! Matt, slow down.
What happened?

- I messed up, Bonnie.
- What?

How? Where is she?

Can't believe you've never
had one of these before.

Well, I've been
in a casket for 90 years.

That's no excuse.

Why are you being
so nice to me?

You hate me.
You should be mean.

Well, I could be mean
if that's what you're into.

You're distracting me.
Why?

Just trying to be
a good housemate.

There's no fair fight
between us, Damon.

Remember that.

What the hell?

- How did I get home?
- I brought you here.

- You were being a d-bag.
- What is your problem today?

My problem is
you've been sired.

Do you even know
what that means?

It means that you put
Klaus's needs first.

He is your master now.

I'm not anyone's pet, Caroline.

He doesn't control me.

Well, something's got
to be controlling you.

Because I don't know why else
you'd be acting like the old you.

The old me?

Yeah. The old you.
The pre-werewolf you.

You know, the obnoxious you

that I would never
be friends with.

Whoa! Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

I'm sorry.

I don't want to be that guy.

I hated that guy.

You're a vampire now, Tyler.

Everything about your
personality is heightened.

So you have to be careful.

I will.

Promise.

Just...Don't hate me.

Everything I like about me

is you.

I used to know
every constellation.

How did I forget them all?

You're drunk.
You need to go home.

Fine. Unh.
Let me find my car.

You're joking, right?

Uh-oh. It's the fun police.

I thought that ripper Stefan was
supposed to be the life of the party.

Well, all right,
I'm driving you home. Come on.

What are you, 5? Get down.

Why? Are you afraid
that I'm going to... ohh.

Ha. That was close.

Klaus would not
be happy with you.

You're hilarious.

Look, Stefan, no hands.

I knew you'd catch me.

You ok?

Yeah. I'm...

Fine.

You look, uh, not sober.

The plan worked.
That's all that matters.

Let's just get him
out of here.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't think she'd do
something like this.

I trusted her.

You need to tell me exactly
what you did to let Vicki out.

So I know exactly how
to send her back.

I see all the geniuses
came out to the bonfire tonight.

Elena! Elena!

- Open the door.
- I can't! It won't open.

What the hell?

I'm sorry, Elena.

I found a spell that can block
whatever magic is helping Vicki.

- What do I do?
- Give me your hand.

Stefan.

Stefan!

No!

What is she doing?

Fixing my mistake.

Make her stop.

Bonnie...

The spell is working Matt.

She's still her because of you.

Matt, please.

I can't let you
hurt anyone, Vicki.

I won't. I'll stop.
Just, please, don't make me go.

I have to.

This is wrong.
You shouldn't be here.

I'm sorry.

I just didn't
want to be alone anymore.

Neither did I.

But I have to let you go.

Goodbye, Vicki.

She's gone.

Hurry up
before it blows.

Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

- Give it to me.
- I can do it.

- No, let me.
- Damon, come on.

Elena,
you almost got barbecued.

The least I can do
is apply first aid.

There.

You played your part of the
plan really well tonight.

Oh, yeah?

You had Rebekah drooling
all over you

and your marshmallows.

Yeah, before she skewered me.

I thought you were
too drunk to notice.

I was faking most of it.

So was I.

Ready to get going, Elena?

Great work tonight, Ric.

Sorry about the car, man.
Bummer.

You're always running
out on me.

You have to earn
the overnighter.

- I consider that a challenge.
- Ha ha.

- Bye.
- Bye.

What are you doing here?

I have something for you.

- What?
- A little present.

You should go.

You sure?

I think my brother
would want his hybrid

to indulge in everything
life has to offer.

I apologize for my outburst.

It would have made more
sense had you known that

I've been denying myself human blood
for as long as I can remember.

Why is it that you awoke me?

I thought you might know
how to kill Klaus.

But something tells me that
I've been sorely misinformed.

Would you mind helping me
with these?

I can assure you there's no way I
can kill Klaus from beneath them.

Does that you mean
you do know how to kill him?

I can kill Klaus.

And I will.

Thank you.

A little blood will grease
those muscles up real quick.

Just saying...

I don't feed
on living things.

Then what do you eat?

It's ok if you want to be
friends with Damon again.

I don't.

I think he kind of
misses you.

Well you got me tonight.

Definitely wasn't
expecting that.

That was the point.

Yeah.

You know, you can hate it all
you want, but Elena needs me.

I'll always protect her.

I think you're both better
off having me around.

Elena, wait.

You could have let me die
in that fire tonight.

Why didn't you?

Because I still have hope.

After everything I've done,
you...

You still think I'll be able
to find my humanity again.

Yes, I do.

I know who you really are

better than anyone, Stefan.

And I'm not giving up.

Elena, do you have any idea
how pathetic that makes you?

No, Stefan,
it makes me strong.

Bonnie, come on.
Stop dodging my calls.

Don't you think we should
at least talk about this?

I shouldn't be here.

No kidding.

No, I mean,
I shouldn't be here, Jeremy.

Why are you thinking about me
when you're calling her?

I didn't think I was.

Look, I don't know. Ok.
I don't know what I'm doing, Anna.

The problem is I don't think I
can stop thinking about you.

I can't stop thinking
about you, either.

What are we going to do?

Do you...Feel this?

What's going on?

I can feel you.

How can I feel you?

Keep it up, Stefan.

This is going to be fun.