The Umbrella Academy (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Öga for Öga - full transcript

[upbeat polka music playing]

[people chattering]

[chatter continues]

- Excuse me.
- Uff da. You snuck up on me there.

If you're looking for the cookies,
we don't put 'em out till 3:00.

I can hardly wait.

Uh, do you happen to know where
the Midwest Soybean Society is meeting?

Sure do. Muskellunge Banquet Room.

You looking for your mom?
She in for the convention?

Hey, could I get some change?

Oh, sure, I'll just look in my purse.



- [exhales softly]
- Only a nickel and a couple of dimes.

Oh! You... are...

in... luck, mister.

[chuckles softly]

You know, some say the best luck
is to die at the right time.

[Tony Joe White's
"Polk Salad Annie" plays]

♪ Ungh ♪

♪ As some of y'all never been down south
Too much ♪

♪ I'm gonna tell ya
A little bit about this ♪

♪ So that you understand
What I'm talkin' about ♪

♪ Down there we have a plant that grows
Out in the woods and the fields ♪

- [motor whirs, clicks]
- ♪ Looks somethin' like a turnip green ♪

♪ And everybody calls it polk salad ♪

♪ Polk ♪



♪ Salad ♪

♪ Ungh ♪

[Five scoffs]

- ♪ Used to know a girl lived down there ♪
- Come on!

- ♪ She'd go pick her a mess of it... ♪
- Stupid mother Fudge Nutter!

[screams] Fuckin' Fudge Nutter!

[grunting]

♪ ...They did all right ♪

♪ Now down in Louisiana ♪

♪ Where the alligators grow so mean ♪

♪ There lived a girl
That I swear to the world ♪

♪ Made the alligators look tame ♪

♪ Polk salad Annie ♪

- ♪ Polk salad Annie ♪
- [sighs]

♪ Everybody said it was a shame... ♪

[AJ] Let's move on to article 17, please.

[water gurgling]

- You!
- [woman 1] What's he doing...

Call security!

♪ A mean, vicious woman ♪

- [ax thwacks]
- [woman 2 yells]

- [AJ] No!
- [dial tone hums, beeping]

[woman 2] What...?

- ♪ Polk salad Annie ♪
- [man 1 shouts]

- [group murmurs]
- [woman 3 gasping]

- ♪ The gators got your granny ♪
- [man 2 grunts]

- [man 3] What are you doing? [shrieks]
- ♪ Chomp, chomp, chomp ♪

- ♪ Everybody said it was a shame ♪
- [AJ] No!

[man 4 grunts]

♪ 'Cause her momma was a-workin'
On a chain gang ♪

- ♪ A wretched, spiteful ♪
- [electricity crackles]

♪ Straight-razor-totin' woman ♪
[singer chuckles]

♪ Lord have mercy... ♪

She sent you, didn't she?

Does it really matter now?

Whatever she offered you,
I will double it, triple it.

I'm not doing this for money.

[attendant shrieks]

- [grunting]
- [Five] Get off me!

You're gonna pay for that vending machine,
little mister.

Yeah? I don't wanna hurt you, all right?

Hurt me? Oh, I ain't afraid of you,
you little pus ball.

♪ Her daddy was lazy, no count ♪

- ♪ Claimed he had a bad back ♪
- [electricity crackles]

- Shit.
- ♪ All her brothers were fit for ♪

♪ Was stealin' watermelons
Out of my truck patch ♪

- [AJ panting]
- ♪ Polk salad Annie... ♪

[gasping]

Surely we can come
to some form of agreement

that benefits both parties.

Quid pro quo?

- What do you say?
- Why not?

Here's your quid.

- [AJ shrieks]
- Here's your pro.

[groaning]

[sighs]

- No! No! Please don't! [whimpering]
- Here's your quo.

[AJ] No...!

- [shout continues in slo-mo]
- [song fading out]

[body thuds]

- [upbeat polka music playing]
- [women giggling]

- [woman 1] Oh.
- [woman 2] Oh!

[women murmur]

[sighs]

[upbeat polka music continues]

[clock ticking]

I hate to disappoint you, Benny boy,

but you are not getting in this body.

- No way.
- [Ben] Well,

you're gonna have to fall asleep
eventually. [kisses]

This is nothing.

Once, in Rio,

oh, I spent eight straight days up.

Without chemical assistance?

Listen, the point is
I'm not gonna let you win.

[inhales sharply]

God, I hate your face.

I hate all of you.

[Klaus whispers] Please, just...

- [gasps]
- [shushing]

[softly] It's okay. Fall asleep.

- [clock chimes]
- [gasps]

Hey! Ben! Jesus Christ!

Will you please...? Just, look,
I'm going through a lot right now.

- You're always going through a lot.
- Ben-uhh!

The love of my life is gonna die,
and I can't stop it.

I've tried every trick
in the time-traveler's playbook.

I told him I loved him.

I told... I told him his future.

And the only thing you succeeded in doing
was freaking him out.

[Klaus] Oh, God, I hate this.

- Not being able to do anything.
- Klaus,

the way you feel right now
is the way I feel every day.

All I do is watch you make
the same mistakes

over and over and over and over
and over again.

Welcome to powerlessness.

Oh, my God. That must suck.

I'm sorry.

- You wanna make it up to me?
- No!

- Come on, please!
- You cannot possess me.

- Just for a few minutes!
- No. Why? What's so damn important?

Jill. I... [sighs]

- I want to talk to her.
- Jill...

Oh, that's the, um... [clicks tongue]

The Moroccan girl with the limp?

- Right?
- Seriously?

We've been over this.

I so rarely listen to you.

- Klaus!
- All right, fine.

Okay.

- But wait!
- Oh!

We need to talk about ground rules.

- [cutlery clinking]
- [Sissy] Excuse me, babe.

- [Vanya] Thanks.
- [Sissy] Mm-hmm.

[Zoe Muth's "Give Me A Reason To Stay"
plays over radio]

♪ Love you forever... ♪

[switches radio off]

You want a beer, Carl?

No, ma'am.

[Sissy clears throat]

I'm taking Harlan in for his checkup.
It'd be nice if you came along.

Yeah, I'd love that.

And we could go to the park after
or something?

Actually, I need Vanya to give me a ride
up to Jim Garvey's ranch.

Says he's got a new lead on a client
for me.

He'll give me a ride back when we're done.

Harlan likes when Vanya comes along.

Helps keep him calm.

You'll come with us.

I said I need her.

[Vanya] It's okay.

I'll go with Carl.

Fine.

Let's go, babe.

[keys jingling]

We'll be back in a little while.

[door opens]

[door closes]

Babe, have you seen my green tie?

- Where are you going?
- I just got off the phone with Miles.

Apparently, Robert Kennedy's people
reached out from the AG's office.

They wanna sit down.

Our little protest got their attention.

Baby, that... [chuckles]

That's amazing.

Uh, but I was hoping maybe we could...

Miles wants to strategize,
get everybody on the same page.

Can you believe this?

All of our hard work
is finally paying off.

I'm really happy for you, baby.

- Do you wanna come with?
- No. No, you go ahead. I'm, um...

- not feeling too well.
- Oh.

Well...

I'll be back soon.

And I will bring soup.

[Ray] Mwah.

- Hey, Ray?
- Yeah?

I love you.

[melancholy piano melody plays]

[door closes]

- [approaching footsteps]
- [scoffs softly]

[Handler] Well?

[gasps] AJ!

[cackling]

[coos, sighs]

You know,
you're really starting to fill out

those tight little shorts of yours.

[giggles]

Why so quiet?

Thought you'd be buzzing
after this morning's slaughter.

All this killing...

I'm done with it.

What?

Am I supposed to take that seriously?

What I did today, I did for my family.

- I did it to save the world.
- Please.

Spare me your little assassin
with the heart of gold routine, will you?

Here.

Per our agreement,

this will get you and your siblings
back to 2019.

You have 90 minutes.

- [clock tolls loudly]
- You said nothing about a time limit.

Actually, you have 89 minutes
and 30 seconds.

- Better hurry.
- [Five] This is impossible, okay?

My siblings are scattered across the city.

Nothing's impossible.

You proved that this morning
when you killed the board.

I need more time.

Any more time,
and people will start asking questions.

The sooner you get home
and out of this time period,

the better off we'll both be,

- so, ticktock, ticktock.
- [clock ticking, echoing]

I can't believe Elliott's dead.

- He was a good guy.
- [Luther sighs]

- Deserved better than this.
- Yeah.

Elliott must've been getting
too close to the truth.

It smells like the feds.

What? Are you out of your mind?

Diego, if this was the federal government,

they would take him somewhere
and question him. They wouldn't...

do this.

No, this is the work of a psychopath.

"Oga Foroga."

That a name?

"Oga Foroga."

[Luther sniffs]

I'll look her up.

Okay... [sighs]

[Luther] Holy shit, I found her.

"Olga Foroga."

- [scoffs] That must be her.
- Call the bitch.

On it.

- [rotary phone dialing]
- [Five sighs]

[Luther] Okay...

[softly] It's ringing.

[sighs, whispers] Damn.

Uh, hello, Olga?

[whispers] It's her. She sounds old.

- What should I say?
- Just...

[clears throat] Excuse me, ma'am.
Um, I was just wondering... What?

My name? Is, uh, Luther Hargreeves, and...

[Diego] You killed one of ours, Olga,

now we're coming after you.

You will be dead by nightfall.

Hey. It's Öga För Öga, idiots.

Swedish for "an eye for an eye."

It means the Swedes killed Elliott.

Wrong number. Have a lovely day.

- [Five sputters]
- We would've gotten there.

- Eventually.
- Yeah.

[Five sighs]

- Uh, you have some blood on you.
- A lot of blood, actually.

Five, what did you do?

[woman over PA]
Attention all Commission supervisors,

- please report to the main foyer.
- [employees chattering]

Attention all Commission supervisors,

please report to the main foyer.

[approaching footsteps above]

[crowd grows quiet]

- [screeching feedback] I am...
- [crowd gasping]

[voice wavers] I am heartbroken
to be sharing this devastating news.

All 12 members of our board...

have been assassinated.

[crowd gasps and murmurs]

[Handler] I know.

I know.

A full investigation is underway.

We will hunt down the culprits

who did this dastardly deed.

Grief counseling is available
for those of you who need it.

Although, the Commission
will not be paying for this service

as it is considered out-of-network
by our insurance provider.

- [low murmurs]
- [Handler] In the absence

of any living board members,

it is my solemn duty to assume control

- of the Commission.
- [softly] How is she in charge?

She was demoted.

The briefcase room
will be closed temporarily

as a security precaution.

[overlapping whispers]

Any questions?

[people murmuring]

[heels clicking, retreating]

So I found a way home.

What? How?

All the details are irrelevant, but...

I made a deal to get back to our timeline.

- What about doomsday?
- Won't happen.

- And the 2019 apocalypse?
- Everything will be back to normal.

All right? Now, no more questions.

We gotta go.

[sighs]

- We have to find the others, right?
- Yeah.

Luther, you get Allison.

- Okay.
- Diego, Klaus. I'll get Vanya.

Now, we meet back in the arrival alley

in 77 minutes.

Here.

- I've synchronized these watches.
- Okay, let's do this.

[Diego] Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

You show up drenched in blood
and expect us to believe

everything's gonna go back to normal
if we go home now?

Elliott just got killed because of us.

What about Dad?

What about JFK?

Diego, we have a chance to go home
and make things right. We are taking it.

I have to say goodbye to Lila.

Lila doesn't give a shit about you, Diego!

She never did.

She's one of them.
She's a member of the Commission.

No way.

- Not possible.
- She was just using you to get to me.

You're the Oswald of this story,
my friend.

- The goddamned patsy.
- You don't know what you're talk...

If you don't do this,
I'll kill you myself.

Got it?

[Five whooshes away]

[Luther sighs heavily]

- Women.
- [clock ticking, echoing]

Am I right?

No cutting of the hair.
I love my look right now.

Second, no touchy-touchy down there.

Well...

maybe I won't mind, you know,

but just don't look, because I'm shy.

And finally, I'm dairy-free.

Trust me on that.

[Klaus sighs]

Thank you.

[exhaling] Whatever, just...

[sighs] Just make it quick.

[both exhaling]

[Klaus gasping]

[shuddering grunt]

[Baio's "Sister of Pearl" plays]

[exhales sharply] Okay, just focus.

Stay focused.

[giggles]

♪ Think I might forget it ♪

♪ Gonna write it down-down-down ♪

♪ If you'll just regret it ♪

♪ Don't bring your ass
Around-round-round ♪

♪ So just keep on swingin' ♪

♪ If only because-cause-cause ♪

♪ I can tell by the look
You don't mean what you say ♪

♪ Like a sentimental crook
It's tough to get away ♪

♪ If it even would matter
I would play every part ♪

♪ But I'm too overeager
And I just false start ♪

♪ Oh, sister of pearl ♪

- ♪ I wouldn't change you for the world ♪
- [gasps softly]

♪ Oh, sister of pearl ♪

♪ I wouldn't change you for the world ♪

Oh...

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

- I love dirt.
- ♪ Ooh ♪

- ♪ Ooh ♪
- [sighs]

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

- ♪ Ooh ♪
- [Jill chuckles softly]

- [Ben moans softly]
- [Jill] Hello?

[Ben] Oh.

Hello, Jill.

Cool if I join you?

No. I mean... yeah, of course.

[Jill chuckles softly]

♪ I'm tired of fighting ♪

♪ Another man's pointless war ♪

[Jill giggling]

♪ So please keep up with it ♪

- ♪ Just like you have done before ♪
- [Jill laughing]

- [both laughing]
- ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

[cows mooing]

Do you wanna tell me why I'm here?

You ever heard of...

hoof-and-mouth disease?

My paps worked a ranch in California.

Around 1924, they had an outbreak.

They had to slaughter
over 100,000 animals.

Devastated the whole area.

Paps lost his job.

A lot of people did.

See, they didn't catch the sick cow
in time, so...

the disease spread.

You gotta fight the disease
before it spreads.

Before it gets outta hand.

Who I am is not a disease.

[chuckles softly]

Well...

call it what you want,

but it ain't natural.

And it ain't happenin'...

under my roof.

Not with my wife.

I'm not scared of you.

Well, that's fine, but...

it's Harlan you should be thinkin' about.

What do you mean?

This situation's not good for him.

I've been thinkin' of...

sendin' him off for a time.

What? Where?

Well, to a facility better equipped
to handle his type.

Be good for him,
get some special attention.

Come on, that's crazy.

'Course...

maybe I wouldn't have to do that

with you gone.

Harlan could go back

to spending time with his mommy
and his daddy like he should.

[clicks tongue]
Now me and Jim gonna have us a drink.

So... [chuckles]

You take the car.

And I do expect you
to be packed up and gone

by the time I'm back.

[Allison] Luther.

Five found us a way home,

and we leave in...

42 minutes.

Wh... 42 minutes?

Yeah, listen,
I know it's a lot to process, okay?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- What about doomsday?
- Five thinks if we leave right now,

everything will go back to normal.

Are you saying that
I could see Claire again?

Tonight?

I don't know. I don't know
what kind of world we're going back to.

- I can't guarantee anything.
- Luther... [scoffs]

I cannot keep losing people.

I mean, what if Five gets it wrong again

and I lose everyone?

We don't belong here.

We have to go back.

[Allison inhales sharply]

[voice trembles] I don't know if I can.

Allison...

we're different than everyone else.

We're special.

And good or bad, that means
we don't get to live normal lives.

Here or anywhere.

[thumps counter] It's not fair.

[Luther] I know.

But we have to risk everything
to save everything.

I mean, that's our best trait
as a family, right?

What? Recklessness? [sighs softly]

Hope.

- [Ray] Baby?
- [Allison sighs, sniffles]

What's wrong?

What the hell did you say to her, Luther?

[clock ticking, echoing]

[sighs softly]

You're different today.

Really? How so?

[takes deep breath]

You're... dorkier.

Oh.

No, no, I like it.

You know, I haven't been able
to take my eyes off you since you joined.

- I don't believe you.
- It's true.

You love your garden,
you sing to your turnips.

You're so good with people.

Everybody comes to you for advice,

- and you give it so freely, and...
- [chuckles]

I love the way you tug on your earlobe
when you read.

- I had to buy a cream for it.
- [Ben] I know.

[both giggling]

Can I...

[takes deep breath]

Can I smell your hair?

Sure.

[Ben's breath trembles]

- [Ben inhaling deeply]
- [Jill sighs] God, you're incredible.

- You... You're incredible too.
- [both chuckle]

Wanna do it? [sighs]

- Do what?
- Have sex.

The holy union of our multiple spirits.

[Ben spluttering]

- Sure, but, uh...
- But what?

Uh, there's something
you need to know...

- [grunts]
- Are you okay?

Yeah.

- Never been better.
- Good.

- [Jill chuckles]
- Jill, you don't... [gasps]

You don't know the real me.

Oh, yeah?

- [whispers] Yeah.
- I know everything about you.

I have pored myself over your teachings,
I have sung your Vedas,

I have committed every part of your body

- to my memory.
- But, Jill, that's not me.

I'm somebody different. I'm...

a virgin.

- What about last week?
- Huh?

You, me, and Keechie?

In the sex swing.

We practiced the suspended,
extended, four-part unification.

- Klaus, you're so filthy!
- Yes, you are, Daddy.

- Oh... Oh, hey... Oh!
- [Jill] Mmm...

Wait, just... [moans]

[Ben] Oh! Oh! Oh!

- Okay!
- Hey, Daddy.

You got a sec?

Diego!

Come on, we gotta go.

- Yeah. I'll be right back.
- Okay.

- I promise.
- Come on.

[Handler chuckles]

Hmm!

- [AJ, muted] How dare you!
- Look at you.

[AJ] I'll get you for this!

- [shouting indistinctly]
- Back at work.

And don't worry about that parking spot.

It won't go to waste. [cackling]

- [AJ] No! [splutters]
- Do I really have to be here?

Oh, Lila, darling, no,
I need your opinion.

These are all so good, I can't decide.

What do you think of these
new security uniforms?

Too pansy-ass?

Hmm... I am a sucker for a beret, though.

Oh, come on, this is my big day.

Don't yuck my yum with your bad mood.

And stop twisting
that tacky little bracelet

like a sulky schoolgirl.

We have achieved our dream.

- Your dream.
- Hey.

Here.

- What is it?
- Well, it was meant to be a surprise,

but your terrible attitude's ruined that.

Head of security?

You're always asking about more trust,
responsibility.

Well, there it is.

- Really?
- Really.

- If you want it.
- [Lila scoffs softly]

Yeah, I want it, but, um...

I wanna do it my own way.

Yeah, I wanna make my own decisions,
you know, pick my own team.

Why not?

You've earned it.

- You need to come with me.
- Where?

- [woman] Prophet. Prophet.
- Five found a way home.

[giggles]
It's so great to talk to you again, Diego.

- You hear what I just said?
- Yeah.

- Are you high, Klaus?
- No, I'm not Klaus.

I'm Ben.

You are high.

- Look, I don't have time for this.
- I can prove it.

Ask me something only Ben would know.

Okay.

When we were little,

what did you reprogram Allison's
Teddy Ruxpin to say?

[in singsong]
"Luther sniffs Dad's underwear."

[chuckles softly]

Holy shit.

[Ben laughs]

[Diego] I don't get it, I mean...

- Klaus said you didn't make it to Dallas.
- Well, Klaus says a lot of things,

but guess what?

I can possess him now

and it's freakin' awesome.

Okay, you can tell me all about it
on the way back to 2019. Okay?

What about Destiny's Children?
We can't just leave them.

Klaus should be the one to tell them...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, okay?
You stay in this body.

We need someone responsible
behind the wheel, okay?

All right, Diego. Will you wait?
I just need, like, ten minutes.

- Ten minutes.
- Actually,

- there's something I need to do first.
- [watch ticking]

Meet me in the alley behind Elliott's
in 30 minutes, okay?

- Do not be late.
- I won't.

- I won't.
- Good to see you, brother.

[Ben] You too.

Bye. [grunts]

- [clock ticking, echoing]
- Oh, no.

[gasps]

[both skidding on gravel]

- [Vanya] What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.

- We're going back to 2019.
- What are you talking about?

Look, I don't really have time to explain
right now, but I found a way home.

All right? We have 30 minutes to leave.

What about my friends?
I can't just leave them here.

Vanya, you don't have a choice in this,
all right?

Doomsday will happen
if you don't come with me.

Okay, then I'm bringing them with me.

- They belong in this timeline.
- Says who?

Sissy deserves a life where she doesn't
have to pretend to be someone she's not.

And Harlan?

There's a name for what he has.
We can get him the help he needs.

Vanya.

Look, a mom and her eight-year-old son
are not gonna screw up the timeline, Five!

- They're insignificant.
- No one is insignificant.

I'm sorry, all right?
But we can't take that risk.

They have to stay.

Come on.

Why do you get to decide?

You're the reason we're stuck here
in the first place.

If I did nothing, we would all be dead
right now, thanks to you.

They're coming with me.

[scoffs softly]

Vanya, do not test me right now.

That's funny.

'Cause I was just about to say
the same thing.

[high-pitched tone resonating softly]

[Five's power whooshing rhythmically]

[both powering down]

Fine.

- "Fine," what?
- I'll be there,

- but I need to say goodbye first.
- Oh, Vanya, we don't have the time.

Well, it's either that or I'm not coming.

[scoffs]

[Five] The alley.

Don't be late. [sighs]

- [muttering]
- [Vanya's car starts]

[clock ticking, echoing]

Oh, good.

It's you and your stupid face.

[Lila] Weird time to garden.

- Can we talk? The truth this time.
- [Diego] Oh, I know the truth.

You used me, Lila. You're a liar.

- Oh, come on. What did I really lie about?
- [Diego] Who you are,

who you work for, why you're here,
what you want from us. That's all.

Yeah, but the rest was true.

Everyone lies, Diego, and...
and I was only lying to protect you.

Mostly.

Do you know how hard it is to trust people

when your whole childhood
was bullshit manipulation?

[Lila] Uh-huh.

Then why would you do that to me?

Tell you what,

I'm gonna finish this hole...

[grunts] ...save the world,

and forget we ever met. [grunts]

[soft piano melody playing]

Wait, is that...

is that dentist-chair guy?

Elliott.

- Your Swedish buddies got him.
- Oh, shit.

I liked that shit-muppet.

Well, here's to Elliott, I guess.

Um...

I'll miss his crazy theories...

[Diego continues digging]

And I'll miss sharing his bed with you.

- [flask clinks]
- We done now?

[piano music slows, goes off-key]

[Diego] Oh...

[distorted] ...balls.

Yup.

[clock ticking, echoing]

[Ray] How much time do we have?

[Ray's breath trembling]

[Allison sniffles softly]

Twenty-three minutes.

Twenty-three minutes?

There has to be another way.

Look, I... [sniffling]

I know it's crazy, but if I asked,
would you come with me?

You want me to leave Dallas?

You want me to leave the movement?

The movement's not finished.

Not even in 2019.

Yeah, but you said that
the work we're doing here,

- it has an impact.
- No, it does.

It does.

Well, babe, I just can't leave it behind.

My part of the fight is right here.

[Allison sniffles]

[sobs softly]

[sniffles]

I can rumor you.

- Take the pain away.
- No.

We're not gonna do it like that.

I don't wanna forget you.

I don't wanna forget us.

I would take my year with you
over a lifetime with anybody else.

You hear me?

I'm still the luckiest man I know.

[chuckles]

[Allison whimpers]

[knocking at door]

I'm sorry, now is not a good time.

[gasps, choking]

- What's going on?
- [panting] This is it. We're leaving.

[Sissy] Well...

- where are we going?
- To a better place, okay?

I promise I'll explain when we get there.

- What about Carl?
- No.

We need to leave before Carl gets back.

- I need to talk to him first.
- There isn't time.

- He's my husband. I owe an explanation.
- You don't owe him!

- I need to leave him a note.
- He knows about us, Sissy!

He threatened to send Harlan away
to an institution.

We need to go,
and we need to go right now.

No note. No goodbye. This is it.

[Sissy inhales sharply]

Harlan? [exhales shakily]

Harlan?

- We're going on a drive, okay?
- Yeah. Here, Harlan, let's go.

[Sissy] Here. Okay.

[Vanya] Let's get to the car.

Oh, shit!

The coffee can. You get Harlan in the car.

- Yeah.
- I'll just be a sec.

[car starts outside]

[gasping]

- Oh.
- [clock ticking, echoing]

[sighs]

[panting]

[continues panting]

Hey, uh, Prophet, Prophet,
where you going?

Uh, quick vision quest.
Be back in a few years. Maybe.

Well, wait, wait, wait!
Who will bless the pool waters?

You can do it, Keechie.
You can do everything from now on.

No, Prophet, I can't.

Keechie, bless the water, bless the air,
bless the sex swing for all I care.

Would you just do me one favor?

Yes, of course, Prophet, anything.

Tell Jill that rollin' in the dirt
was the greatest moment of my life.

Uh... Prophet, wait!

- [groans]
- Any last words of wisdom before you go?

[splutters softly]
"Oh, my God, we're back again.

Brothers, sisters, everybody sing!

We're gonna bring you the flavor.
We're gonna show you how."

[Backstreet Boys'
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" plays]

- ♪ Oh, my God, we're back again ♪
- [choking gasps]

Allison!

♪ Brothers, sisters, everybody sing ♪

♪ We're gonna bring the flavor
Show you how ♪

[gasping breaths]

♪ I've got a question for ya
Better answer now, yeah ♪

- ♪ Am I original? ♪
- [gasping]

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- [panting]

- ♪ Am I the only one? ♪
- [grunting]

♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Am I sexual? ♪
- [Ray grunts, coughs]

- [groans]
- ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Am I everything you need? ♪
- [coughing]

♪ You better rock you body now ♪

- ♪ Everybody ♪
- [Allison] I...

- I... I heard... [choking]
- ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Rock your body ♪
- [panting, grunts]

- [yelling, moaning]
- ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Everybody ♪

- ♪ Rock your body right ♪
- [gasping]

♪ Backstreet's back ♪

- ♪ All right ♪
- [body gurgles]

[gasps, grunting]

♪ All right ♪

[groans, growls]

- ♪ Now throw your hands up in the air ♪
- [struggling grunts]

♪ And wave 'em around
Like you just don't care ♪

- [groans] Get out!
- ♪ If you wanna party ♪

- ♪ Let me hear you yell ♪
- [straining]

- ♪ 'Cause we've got it goin' on again ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Am I original? ♪
- [Luther] Hey.

- Where is everyone?
- ♪ Yeah... ♪

You're the first.

- What?
- Yeah.

- ♪ ...Yeah ♪
- [Ben] Hey! Hey!

- ♪ Am I sexual? ♪
- We made it!

- [chuckles, grunts]
- ♪ Yeah ♪

- What do you mean, "we"?
- ♪ Am I everything you need? ♪

- [distorted grunts]
- ♪ You better rock your body now ♪

- ♪ Everybody ♪
- [Klaus groaning]

- [shuddering grunts] Get out!
- ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Rock your body ♪
- Out!

[body gurgling]

- [groaning]
- ♪ Yeah, everybody ♪

- ♪ Rock your body right... ♪
- [continues groaning]

I can't believe it. I mean, you're here.

[Five] We've got eight minutes left.

[whimpers] I just had the strangest dream.

- Where are the others?
- ♪ All right ♪

- [panting heavily]
- [Swede moaning]

[yells]

[grunts]

[Swedish brother moans]

[panting heavily]

[groaning, gasping]

[clears throat] I heard a rumor...
[echoing]

You killed your brother.

- [Ray grunts, coughing]
- ♪ Everybody ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Rock your body ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Everybody ♪
- [gasping]

- ♪ Rock your body right ♪
- [brother choking]

♪ Rock your body right ♪

- ♪ Backstreet's back ♪
- [growling loudly]

- ♪ Everybody ♪
- [both groaning]

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪

- ♪ Rock your body ♪
- [choking]

- ♪ Yeah, everybody ♪
- [screams]

- ♪ Rock your body right ♪
- [shuddering grunts]

♪ Backstreet's back, all right ♪
[song ends]

- [brother grows quiet]
- [panting heavily]

[whimpers, shouts]

[panting, moans]

[screaming]

[Ray, softly] All right.

- [whispers] Allison?
- [Allison panting]

- [Allison's breath trembling]
- What do we do now?

[ticking, echoing]

[ticking continues]

[Sissy] Shit.

What?

I left a note.

- [Lila] Diego Hargreeves...
- [ticking continues]

[Diego grunting]

Meet my mother.

Mother, this is Diego...

my boyfriend.

What?

We've got a minute left!

[voice hoarse] What's going on, guys?
Are we going somewhere?

It was a simple task.
It was a simple task!

All we had to do was be here.

Didn't have to fight
a giant sea monster, no.

An army of mutants? Nein.

I can't believe this.

It was handed to us on a silver platter.

Could you just moan a little softer?
My head is killing me.

Listen to me, you useless puke bag,

we just blew our chance
to save the world!

[briefcase charging, clicking]

- [scoffs] God damn it.
- Shit.

[Five shouts]

[Five sighs]

We were that close.

That close.[sighs]

[turns engine off]

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[car doors slamming shut]

The hell you doing here, Jerry?

[Jerry]
Carl was mighty worried about his son.

Where you off to?

- You know him?
- He's my brother-in-law.

[Jerry] Ma'am? Get out of the car.

We've done nothing wrong.

Except kidnap a child.

- He's my baby, Jerry.
- That's between you and Carl.

Get out of the car.

I don't want to hurt you.

[Jerry laughs]

I ain't askin' you a third time.

[high-pitched tone resonates]

[Jerry grunts]

[gasps]

[bullets ricocheting]

[officers grunting]

- Vanya!
- [Jerry grunts]

[Sissy] Vanya! Vanya!

[sobbing] No, please!

[wailing] Vanya!

[rock violin music playing]