The Twilight Zone (1959–1964): Season 2, Episode 16 - A Penny for Your Thoughts - full transcript

Gaining telepathic abilities when his coin lands on its edge bank clerk Hector B. Poole learns about the difference between other people's plans and fantasies.

( eerie music)

YOU'RE TRAVELING THROUGH
ANOTHER DIMENSION...

A DIMENSION NOT ONLY OF
SIGHT AND SOUND, BUT OF MIND.

A JOURNEY INTO A WONDROUS LAND

WHOSE BOUNDARIES
ARE THAT OF IMAGINATION.

THAT'S THE SIGNPOST UP AHEAD.

YOUR NEXT STOP,
THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

Man: PAPER, PAPER,
GET YOUR PAPER!

GET YOUR PAPER!

PAPER! GET YOUR PAPER!

PAPER, PAPER!



GET YOUR PAPER!

LATE SPORTS FINAL!

THIS MUST BE YOUR
LUCKY DAY, MISTER.

THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

IN A MILLION YEARS.

MAN: YOU MISERABLE,
DIRTY, LOWDOWN...

WOMAN: IF LIZ AND EDDIE SPLIT
UP, THEN LIZ CAN MARRY ROCK

AND EDDIE CAN MARRY
TUESDAY. UH-HUH.

MAN: OH, DEAR! TERRIBLY SORRY.

IF HE HITS ME, I'LL DIE.

( horn blaring)

EASY, MISTER.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

JUST LIE STILL.



WE'LL GET A DOCTOR.

DOCTOR? OH, NO, NO, I
DON'T NEED A DOCTOR.

JUST HELP ME UP.

NO BROKEN BONES... NO
SCRAPES OR SCRATCHES.

I SEEM TO BE ALL RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T KNOW
HOW SORRY I AM, SIR.

WELL, THERE'S NO HARM DONE.

IF YOU WERE HURT, I COULD
NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

YOU CLUMSY IDIOT!

I WISH YOU'D BROKEN
YOUR FOOL NECK.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

ARE YOU CERTAIN
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, SIR?

I-I-I THINK SO.

THANK HEAVEN FOR THAT.

LAMEBRAIN!

WITH YOUR ASININE JAYWALKING,
YOU TOOK TEN YEARS OFF MY LIFE.

SERLING: MR. HECTOR B. POOLE,

RESIDENT OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

FLIP A COIN AND
KEEP FLIPPING IT.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

HALF THE TIME IT'LL COME UP
HEADS, HALF THE TIME TAILS.

BUT, IN ONE FREAKISH
CHANCE IN A MILLION,

IT'LL LAND ON ITS EDGE.

MR. HECTOR B. POOLE,
A BRIGHT HUMAN COIN

ON HIS WAY TO THE BANK.

IT'S 9:10, HECTOR.

OF COURSE, FELICIA, BABY.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.

BUT HOW WOULD IT LOOK?

I CAN JUST SEE THE
HEADLINES NOW:

"PROMINENT BANKER DIVORCES
WIFE TO MARRY CHORUS GIRL."

OH, NO, NO, NO, FELICIA,
BABY, YOU MISUNDERSTAND.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT
THE WAY IT SOUNDED.

YES, YES, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

LOOK, HOW ABOUT
THIS WEEKEND, HUH?

JUST YOU AND ME, HUH?

( knocking)

YEAH, YEAH. COME IN.

HOLD ON. THERE'S
SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR.

YES, UH... WHAT IS IT, POOLE?

MR. BAGBY, I WOULD
LIKE TO EXPLAIN

WHY I WAS LATE THIS MORNING.

YES.

SIR, A VERY STRANGE THING
HAPPENED THIS MORNING. I...

WELL, AS YOU KNOW, SIR,

MY RECORD FOR
PROMPTNESS IS SPOTLESS.

I PRIDE MYSELF ON
MY ATTENTION TO DUTY.

YES, POOLE, WE'RE ALL AWARE
OF YOUR DEVOTION TO THE BANK.

GET ON WITH IT,
YOU SIMPERING IDIOT.

DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING
TO STAY ON THE LINE FOREVER?

IF YOU RUIN MY WEEKEND,

I'LL STRING YOU
UP BY THE THUMBS.

YOUR WEEKEND, SIR?
SPOIL YOUR WEEKEND?

WHAT ARE YOU MUMBLING ABOUT?

WEEKEND?!

CAN HE KNOW ABOUT FELICIA?

IMPOSSIBLE!

I'VE BEEN SO CAREFUL.

SO DISCREET.

YOU HAD SOMETHING
TO TELL ME, POOLE?

POOLE?

POOLE!

THOSE DODGERS THINK
THEY CAN STEAL SECOND

ANY TIME THEY WANT.

WELL, THEY WON'T
STEAL A BAG OF POPCORN

WITH THAT SOUTHPAW
PITCHING TODAY.

WHO IS PITCHING TODAY?

WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY, HECTOR?

OH, NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.

GOOD MORNING, SIR.

EVERYTHING IN APPLE
PIE ORDER, I TRUST?

YES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I'LL BET THIS GRINNING APE

IS THE ONE WHO SENT ME
THAT OVERDRAWN NOTICE.

NO, SIR. I WORK OVER THERE

IN THE ACCOUNTS SECTION.

POOR MR. POOLE.

HE LOOKS TIRED AND PALE.

Man: MR. POOLE?

MR. POOLE.

YOU KNOW MR. SYKES
OF AJAX CEMENT?

YES, YES, MR. SYKES.

HIS LOAN HAS BEEN APPROVED.

WILL YOU SEE

THAT THE PAPERS
ARE PROPERLY SIGNED?

ALSO THAT THE CHECK IS MADE OUT?

CERTAINLY, MR. GRAHAM.

WON'T YOU SIT DOWN, MR. SYKES?

THANK YOU.

OH, A BUSINESS
LOAN FOR $200,000.

THAT'S QUITE A SUM.

YOU EXPANDING, MR. SYKES?

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S WRONG.

WELL, WHICH IS IT?

PARDON ME.

OH... NOTHING.

UH... MR. SYKES, YOU ARE AWARE

THAT THIS LOAN MUST
BE COMPLETELY REPAID

WITHIN 90 DAYS.

I CERTAINLY AM.

IF I BET THE MONEY RIGHT,

IT COULD COME TO
WELL OVER A MILLION.

I COULD PAY BACK THE LOAN

AND HAVE ENOUGH TO KEEP
AJAX OUT OF BANKRUPTCY.

I'LL PUT HALF OF IT

ON LUCKY LADY IN THE SIXTH

AND SPLIT THE REST

BETWEEN NIMBLE RUNNER
AND CRINOLINE AT FIVE TO ONE.

NIMBLE RUNNER?

FIVE TO ONE?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

NOW, LOOK HERE, YOUNG MAN!

OH, MR. SYKES, I
WAS JUST TRYING TO...

WHAT'S GOING ON, MR. POOLE?
ANYTHING WRONG, MR. SYKES?

WELL, MR. BAGBY, HE JUST TOLD ME

HE'S BORROWING THIS
MONEY TO BET ON THE HORSES.

I SAID NOTHING OF THE KIND!

NIMBLE RUNNER, FIVE TO ONE.

HE'S MAD!

POOLE! DOUBTLESS
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

WELL, THERE CERTAINLY
HAS BEEN A MISTAKE.

IF YOU'LL COME INTO MY
OFFICE, I'LL CORRECT IT AT ONCE.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, POOLE.

MR. BAGBY...

Woman: POOR MR. POOLE.

YOU DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE,

AND GET NONE OF THE CREDIT.

YOU SHOULD SPEAK UP
MORE, AND ASSERT YOURSELF.

BUT I GUESS THAT'S
NOT IN YOUR NATURE.

BUT I HOPE MR. BAGBY
IS EASY ON YOU.

GOOD MORNING, MR. POOLE.

MISS TURNER... YES, MR. POOLE?

WELL, UH, PLEASE DON'T
BE OFFENDED BUT, UM...

WELL, I, UH, I WOULD
LIKE TO THANK YOU

FOR YOUR, UH... KIND THOUGHTS.

WELL, I DON'T THINK

I QUITE UNDERSTAND, MR. POOLE.

ROMANCING THE HELP, MR. POOLE?

WELL, WHO CAN BLAME YOU?

MISS TURNER IS
THE PRETTIEST GIRL

IN THE ACCOUNTS SECTION.

WHICH IS SAYING
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH AN
AGGREGATION OF BEASTS

SINCE THE LAST TIME I
WENT TO THE CIRCUS.

NOT MUCH CHANCE FOR SOCIALIZING

AROUND A BANK, IS THERE?

THIS ONE IS PROBABLY A TIGER

UNDER THE PROPER CONDITIONS.

ALL THE SWEET, PRIM TYPES REVERT

TO THE JUNGLE ONCE MORE.

YOU DID THAT DELIBERATELY.

WELL...

I'LL SEE YOU LATER ABOUT THIS.

GOOD FOR YOU!

HE CERTAINLY HAD IT COMING.

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD
GET BACK TO MY DESK.

401, 402, 403... ( sighs)

20 YEARS AT THE SAME DESK.

IT ISN'T FAIR.

AH, BUT THEY'LL BE SORRY

FOR THEIR TREATMENT OF ME.

YES...

AT 4:30 THIS AFTERNOON,

I'LL GO INTO THE
VAULT LIKE I ALWAYS DO.

I'LL TAKE MY BRIEFCASE WITH ME,

AND NO ONE WILL SUSPECT A THING.

I'LL FILL MY BRIEFCASE
WITH CURRENCY,

AND BE ON SHIP TO
BERMUDA BY NIGHTFALL.

THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY.

YES, INDEED.

I WONDER HOW LONG
IT WILL TAKE THEM

TO DISCOVER THAT
THE MONEY IS GONE.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

HECTOR.

WELL, ONE MORE DAY NEARLY DONE,

AND NO NOTCHES ON THE GUN.

YOU WOULDN'T USE
THAT GUN, WOULD YOU?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I GOT
IT ON MY BELT FOR, HECTOR?

HOLD UP MY PANTS?

MISS TURNER...

MAY I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?

WHAT I HAVE TO TELL
YOU IS VERY IMPORTANT.

YES, MR. POOLE?

WELL... I WISH WE
COULD TALK SOMEPLACE

WHERE IT'S MORE PRIVATE.

MR. JONES' OFFICE IS EMPTY

SINCE HIS TRANSFER.

THAT IS A GOOD IDEA!

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

DREADFULLY WRONG.

MISS TURNER, I KEEP HEARING
VOICES... PEOPLE TALKING.

THEIR LIPS DON'T MOVE,

BUT I CAN HEAR
THEIR WORDS CLEARLY.

I'VE GOT THIS
RINGING IN MY HEAD.

MISS TURNER, I CAN
READ PEOPLE'S MINDS.

THINK SOMETHING,
ANYTHING AT ALL.

THIS IS A STRANGE APPROACH.

WHY DID IT TAKE HIM SO LONG

TO GATHER UP HIS COURAGE?

WELL, IT JUST
HAPPENED THIS MORNING.

NOW, MISS TURNER,
YOU MAY THINK THAT...

YOU MAY THINK THAT
I'M CRAZY BUT, UH...

I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE
THAT SOMEONE PLANS

TO ROB THE BANK THIS AFTERNOON.

OH, WELL, IF SOMEONE'S GOING
TO ROB THE BANK THIS AFTERNOON,

YOU SHOULD DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

BUT WHAT IF I'M
WRONG, MISS TURNER?

YOU HAVE A
RESPONSIBILITY TO THE BANK.

TO THE STOCKHOLDERS
AND DEPOSITORS.

I'D BETTER TALK TO
MR. BAGBY RIGHT AWAY.

( knocking)

WHAT IS THIS, POOLE?

I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED YOU

ONE OF MY BEST MEN.

WHY, POOLE? TELL ME WHY.

WE LOST THE AJAX CEMENT ACCOUNT

BECAUSE OF YOUR NONSENSE.

SOMETHING WRONG AT HOME?

SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU, POOLE?

COME ON, TELL ME.

I DON'T QUITE KNOW

HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, MR. BAGBY.

SPEAK UP, POOLE.

WE'RE ALL WITH YOU.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!

NONSENSE. OF
COURSE, I'LL BELIEVE IT.

TELL ME ANYTHING. FEEL FREE.

MR. BAGBY...

MR. SMITHERS IS
PLANNING TO ROB THE BANK!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

MR. SMITHERS IS SITTING
AT HIS DESK RIGHT NOW,

PLANNING TO ROB THE BANK.

WELL, I...

OLD MR. SMITHERS?

OLD MR. SMITHERS.

AT EXACTLY 4:30,

HE'S GOING TO GO TO THE VAULT,

FILL HIS BRIEFCASE,

THEN HE'S TAKING A
BOAT TRIP TO BERMUDA.

TONIGHT!

SMITHERS IS ONE OF OUR OLDEST

AND MOST TRUSTED EMPLOYEES.

HE WAS HERE WHEN I CAME HERE.

I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE
TO BELIEVE THAT...

HOLD IT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHO'S THE MAN WHO ENDS UP
STEALING THE COMPANY FUNDS?

ISN'T IT ALWAYS THE
MOST TRUSTED EMPLOYEE?

THE MAN YOU LEAST SUSPECT?

THE MAN WHO'S BEEN
RELIABLE FOR YEARS

UNTIL THAT ONE MOMENT
WHEN EVERYBODY RELAXES?

GOOD MAN, POOLE.

I WISH IT WEREN'T
TRUE, MR. BAGBY.

I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED
MR. SMITHERS.

I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT

IF I HADN'T OVERHEARD
HIM PLANNING IT MYSELF.

NO TIME FOR SENTIMENT, NOW.

QUICK, NOW. WHAT'S HIS PLAN?

WELL, AT EXACTLY
4:30... IT'S TIME.

HE'S GOING TO CLOSE THE
DRAWERS ON HIS DESK...

CLOSE UP HIS BOOKS...

( muffled): HE'LL STAND UP.

HE'LL PICK UP HIS BRIEFCASE.

HE'LL GO TO THE VAULT TO CHECK
UP, JUST AS HE ALWAYS DOES.

HE'LL BE BACK THERE ALONE,

ONLY THIS TIME THINGS
WILL BE DIFFERENT.

WHEN HE COMES OUT,

HIS BRIEFCASE WILL BE
PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH...

JIM.

HERE, HERE. WHAT THE...?

JUST OPEN THE BRIEFCASE
AND DUMP THE CONTENTS HERE.

YOUR GREAT
MISTAKE, MR. SMITHERS,

IS ASSUMING THAT
WE WERE ALL ASLEEP.

A VERY GREAT MISTAKE!

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'VE HAD MY EYE ON YOU

FOR A LONG TIME.

TRAVEL FOLDERS... A SANDWICH...

SOCKS.

WHERE'S THE MONEY?

IS EVERYONE GOING INSANE?

WHAT MONEY?

POOLE...

WHERE'S THAT IDIOT POOLE?

HERE, SIR.

HE WAS GOING TO STEAL THE MONEY.

HE WAS GOING TO TAKE
A BOAT TO BERMUDA.

THAT WAS THE STORY, HUH?

WELL, MR. BAGBY, I HEARD HIM.

AND WHO WAS HE
TALKING TO, MR. POOLE?

WELL, HE WASN'T EXACTLY
TALKING TO ANYONE.

HE WAS... WELL, HE WAS THINKING.

PLEASE FORGIVE US
ALL, MR. SMITHERS.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IMMEDIATELY

THAT WHAT I WAS TOLD WAS
IMPOSSIBLE ON THE FACE OF IT.

POOLE?

I'M FIRED.

THAT'S RIGHT.

CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK AT ONCE.

MR. SMITHERS, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

I... I AM SORRY.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

HOW DID YOU KNOW, MR. POOLE?

IT'S TRUE, OF COURSE.

I WAS THINKING OF
FILLING MY BRIEFCASE

WITH THE BANK'S MONEY.

YES.

IT'S A LITTLE DREAM OF MINE.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD
A DREAM, MR. POOLE?

I HAVE.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAN
ON BERMUDA THOUGH.

SOMETIMES, IT'S SIAM, FIJI.

BEAUTIFUL, EXOTIC PLACES

WHERE THERE ARE
NO BOOKS TO KEEP.

WHERE I'M NOT A LITTLE MAN
WITH NO FUTURE AND NO PAST.

YES, MR. POOLE...

YES.

BUT I'LL NEVER GO
THROUGH WITH IT.

YOU KNOW WHY?

I'VE LIVED WITH IT TOO LONG.

I'M OLD AND SET IN MY WAYS.

AND BESIDES, MR. POOLE...

I GUESS I'M A COWARD.

IT DOESN'T MATTER, MR. POOLE.

A MAN WITH YOUR ABILITY...

HEARING PEOPLE'S
THOUGHTS... STRANGE DELUSION.

BUT, WITH PROPER MEDICAL CARE,

IT WILL GO AWAY.

MISS TURNER, IT
IS NOT A DELUSION!

THERE. YOU SEE?

I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS.

UNTIL THIS MORNING,

EVERYTHING WAS
NORMAL. I WAS HAPPY.

AT LEAST I WASN'T
UNHAPPY. AND NOW THIS!

IT'S LIKE SEEING PEOPLE
WITH THEIR CLOTHES OFF.

I NEVER IMAGINED
PEOPLE WERE LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW, WE DO THINGS

WITHOUT THINKING
ABOUT THEM AT ALL.

AND WE THINK THINGS
WITHOUT HAVING THE...

SLIGHTEST INTENTION
OF DOING THEM.

WELL, AT LEAST I'VE
LEARNED ONE THING:

PEOPLE ARE NOT LIKE
YOU THINK THEY ARE AT ALL.

MR. POOLE! THANK
HEAVENS I CAUGHT YOU.

AJAX CEMENT WAS
JUST ON THE PHONE.

MR. SYKES HAS BEEN ARRESTED...

FOR GAMBLING WITH
COMPANY MONIES.

YES, I KNOW, MR. BAGBY.

I TRIED TO TELL
YOU THAT EARLIER.

$200,000. IF THAT LOAN
HAD GONE THROUGH...

PARDON ME.

UH, POOLE... ABOUT YOUR JOB.

IT'S STILL AVAILABLE
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

IF YOU CAN REALLY
HEAR ME, HECTOR,

YOU'RE WASTED IN THAT JOB.

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU
SHOULD BE IN CHARGE

OF THE ACCOUNTS SECTION.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, POOLE?

MR. BAGBY...

EVERYONE KNOWS I SHOULD BE IN
CHARGE OF THE ACCOUNTS SECTION.

WHAT?!

AND THAT WOULD MEAN

HE'D MOVE INTO
MR. JONES' OLD OFFICE.

THAT'D MEAN HE'D...

I'D MOVE INTO
MR. JONES' OLD OFFICE.

NOW, LOOK!

THIS IS ABSURD.

WHAT AM I STANDING
HERE WASTING TIME FOR?

FELICIA IS WAITING FOR ME.

MAN, OH, MAN, WHAT A
WEEKEND THIS IS GOING TO BE!

NOW, SEE HERE, POOLE!

Turner: DON'T LET
HIM BAMBOOZLE YOU.

STAND UP TO HIM.

HE NEEDS YOU MORE
THAN YOU NEED HIM.

MR. BAGBY...

LET'S GET DOWN TO
BUSINESS, SHALL WE?

BUSINESS?

WHAT BUSINESS?

THE BUSINESS OF
FELICIA AND YOUR WIFE.

YES, I KNOW ALL
ABOUT IT, MR. BAGBY.

I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
MEETING HER AND WHEN.

IMPOSSIBLE. NO ONE
KNOWS ABOUT THE TRIP.

THE TRIP, MR. BAGBY?

A WORD TO THE WISE. AM I RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, POOLE, YOU WIN-.

IN CHARGE OF THE
ACCOUNTS DIVISION,

AND OFFICE NEXT TO MINE.

YOU WON'T SAY ANYTHING,
TO ANYBODY, WILL YOU?

NOT A WORD.

NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT
A WORD, MR. BAGBY.

MR. BAGBY, UM... THERE
IS ONE MORE THING.

AT THE BANK'S EXPENSE,
I'D LIKE YOU TO BUY

A ROUND-TRIP TICKET TO BERMUDA.

I'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE IT MADE OUT

IN THE NAME OF L.J. SMITHERS.

I THINK HE'D LIKE THAT.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

MR. BAGBY, REMEMBER.

ONE TICKET TO BERMUDA.

SHALL WE LEAVE, MISS TURNER?

I'D GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU,

BUT I WISH YOU'D CALL ME HELEN.

MAY I SEE YOU HOME... HELEN?

OF COURSE, YOU CAN, HECTOR.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAITED FOR?

PAPER! GET YOUR
LATE AFTERNOON PAPER!

LATEST STOCKS!

PAPER!

WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

I'VE HAD THAT COIN
STANDING THERE ALL DAY LONG,

AND NOBODY EVEN
TOUCHED IT UNTIL...

OH, HEY, IT'S YOU... SAME GUY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

YOU'RE THE GUY WHO STOOD IT UP,

AND YOU JUST KNOCKED IT DOWN.

TALK ABOUT COINCIDENCE.

WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

LISTEN...

IT'S GONE.

IT'S GONE!

HELEN, HELEN, THINK SOMETHING.

THINK SOMETHING!

HELEN, I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

I THINK IT'S GONE.

ISN'T THAT GREAT?

ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?

NOTHING.

HELEN... HELEN!

HELEN, LISTEN.

I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

I CAN'T HEAR A THING
YOU'RE THINKING.

CAN'T YOU?

Serling: ONE TIME IN A MILLION,
A COIN WILL LAND ON ITS EDGE.

BUT ALL IT TAKES TO KNOCK
IT OVER IS A VAGRANT BREEZE,

A VIBRATION OR A SLIGHT BLOW.

HECTOR B. POOLE, A HUMAN
COIN ON EDGE FOR A BRIEF TIME...

IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

MAN: ROD SERLING, THE
CREATOR OF TWILIGHT ZONE,

WILL TELL YOU ABOUT
NEXT WEEK'S STORY

AFTER THIS WORD FROM
OUR ALTERNATE SPONSOR.

AND NOW, MR. SERLING.

THIS IS ROOM 22.

AND, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
ITS DOORS LIES AN ADVENTURE

THAT IS AS FASCINATING
AS IT IS INEXPLICABLE.

IT'S A STORY THAT COMES TO
US FROM MR. BENNETT CERF,

WHO DESCRIBES IT AS
AN AGE-OLD HORROR TALE

WHOSE ORIGIN IS UNKNOWN.

WE'VE DRESSED IT UP IN
SOME HOSPITAL WRAPPINGS,

AND ENLISTED THE PERFORMANCE
OF MISS BARBARA NICHOLS.

NEXT ON THE TWILIGHT ZONE, "22."

BE PREPARED TO BE SPOOKED.

IT'S THAT KIND OF STORY.

MAN: SEE THE NEW ANDY
GRIFFITH SHOW EACH WEEK

OVER MOST OF THESE STATIONS.

CONSULT LOCAL LISTINGS.