The Syndicate (2012–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript

I'll be in touch once I have a court
date. I'll go to South Africa, to try
and give us a few more years.

I found something in the bottom
of your wardrobe. A cash bag.

A little red mini with
a hood would be nice.

He knows it was you who hit him.
No, he doesn't!

I've been to the bank
so whenever you want to meet up.

Yeah, sure. Have you got the gear?

Right, you'd better be there!

I'm not handing over a million
quid to some lackey. All right?

That American's
waiting for you in the other room.

I'll see you there. I'll get it.

I think we should have alternate boy
girl on the sofa. Yeah, that's fine.



Right, make space for the main man.
Do you want me in the middle?

Yeah, you can go
right in between Leanne and Denise.

Oh, any time you like, girls.

It's fantastic.

Money buys you power
so no-one can get one over on yer.

No-one can, no-one can hurt yer.

And my life's completely changed.

Why don't you stand up to her,
say something?

It's like you're frightened of her.
I'm not frightened of me own mother.

You could've fooled me. When have
you stuck up for me? I do. When?

That's not the point.
We're not arguing about me mam.

I'm not having your mother tell me
how to bring up my own son.

I'm not even having this
conversation with yer.

She thinks cos she's a dinner lady



she knows everything and she blames
me for the mess we're in.

Are we right?

No, I'll see yer there.
But yer gonna be late.

We've got them
idiots from head office coming.

I said I'll see yer there! Do you
want me to hold yer hand or sommat?

They're waiting for me.
Yer paranoid.

I shouldn't have let you talk me
into that holiday!

That set us back two grand!
A week in Ibiza, big deal.

Oi! What do you think you're doing?

I'm sorry, there's a gas leak!
They're digging up the path!

Hi, Dad, you all right? Yeah,
I'm just on me way to work. Listen.

I was wondering, you reckon you
could lend us a few quid until...

Yeah, right,
well, I was gonna pay you back,

but you went walkabout with
what's-her-face, didn't you?

Well, I wouldn't ask yer if I wasn't
desperate, they're gonna...

Hello, Jamie. You decided to take
a little detour, did yer?

I want two grand off you
or me gear back.

I haven't got your gear.

Looks like we're
going for a little ride, boys.

Where you taking me? Boss,
seriously, it weren't even my fault.

The bloke who was supposed to buy
the gear off me screwed me over!

He nicked it all,
I can even tell you where he lives.

I work in a shop,
you know where I work,

you can trust me,
I'm good at selling stuff!

I'll get you 400 quid
as soon as I have been to the bank,

I may be able to stretch to five.

Boss, I promise you
I get paid today,

you'll get your money by Tuesday.

You've been saying that for three
weeks now. I mean it this time.

I've heard it all before, Jamie.

What yer doing? No honest, honest!

I've sold some stuff on eBay,
I'm just waitin' for the money.

And Rumpelstiltskin shagged
Sleeping Beauty.

I know I screwed up this time,
but you're not gonna lose out,

yer gonna get yer money.
I've sold me bike and me laptop.

I done really well.

I don't believe a bloody word you
say. It's the truth.

Do you want to
know what the truth is?

You work in a shop, Shit-For-Brains.

Shops have big shiny tills
that are full of money.

Guess who's gonna be Guy Fawkes.

Oh, God. No, no, no!
Please, I'm begging yer.

I'll do anything you
want! Please, please.

Don't! I swear you're
gonna get your money.

I swear on my mother's life,
you're gonna get yer money.

I'll do anything,
anything you want. It's too late.

No! OK, listen, listen, listen.

I know the number to the till at
work and the safe and it's rollover
week...

OK, lads. Bonfire night.

NO! NO! Jesus Christ no!

I'm begging you.

Tomorrow or it's petrol.

Can you undo me?

Eh? Can somebody untie me?

I promise you, I only found
out about this two days ago.

And as soon as I did...
Sorry I'm late.

This is Stuart's brother Jamie,
they're both usually on time.

Pleased to meet you, Jamie.
I'm sorry, Bob, have I missed owt?

We're all being made redundant.
What, yer jokin'?

Newbury's have bought us out.
Yeah. Where is Stuart?

He's on his way in.
He's had a row with his missus.

What? What I don't get is, why now?

Last Friday and Saturday we had
six and a half grand in that safe

and rollover weekend
we sometimes take even more.

On a more positive note,
by way of an apology,

Head Office have offered a bottle
of whisky or gin to each employee.

And this is the interesting bit.

He picks the whisky bottle up,

not caring that his finger
prints are gonna be all over it...

and then he goes to crack
Bob Davies' head open with it.

So I gather you chose
a bottle of gin?

Yeah, I'm not really
a whisky drinker.

But your fingerprints were found

on the neck of the bottle
of whisky that the assailant used.

Why do you think that was, Jamie?

Dunno. Shall I tell you why?

Yeah, go on then. The same reason
your alibi didn't check out.

Hey look, it's not my fault

if the Black Swan's CCTV got
recorded over, is it?

It were nowt to do with me.

I was there, you spoke to me mate
Wayne and he told yer truth. Did he?

Your fingerprints
were on the whisky bottle

cos it was you that
robbed the store

and cracked Bob over
the back of the head with it.

Well...

I guess you've thought
of everything, haven't you, Columbo?

Hang on a minute,

I remember now,

I don't think you'll be able to
tick that box, cos erm,

if you look back at the morning
footage, I think you'll find that

Mr Allen offered me the whisky

and I changed my mind.

I gave him it back
and went for the gin instead.

I'm sure it'll all be
there for you to crawl over.

Now, if there's nothing else,

I've gotta pick my new suit
up from my tailors.

I've got to look good
for Bob's do tonight.

You think you're invincible now
you've won the Lottery. If I were
you, I'd save some of yer money

cos you're gonna be needing it
to pay for a good defence lawyer.

Thanks for that piece of advice,
Inspector Know-all.

Now I think you've gotta let me go.

I've told his son we are coming now.

Well, you just have to tell him
I'm not then, won't you?

Don't see why
we don't get a decent car.

I've just bought this house,
a £20,000 ring

and booked an holiday in
St Lucia, so crack yer face.

Hiya.

Nice house. Cheers.

We've got loads to do to it,

but we couldn't stay at yer
mam's any longer.

Oh, come and have a look at the pool.
Better go, you've been summoned.

We bought everything off them,
even the fishes. Oh, bloody hell!

What time are you
and Stu setting off tonight?

I'm not going to Bob's do,
it's my mate's hen night,

it's been booked for ages.

Oh, right.

I thought you were going...

Hey, look at that, it's heated,
right,

and there's a sauna
and sunbed room.

It's wicked! Where's yer hen night?

Phonos. 12 of us,
it's gonna be messy.

Right. Well, if you want to come
back to me club later on,

I'll make sure they give you a few
bottles of fizz. Oh, yeah, great.

So if I tell them I'm Stuart's
fiancee, will they know who I am?

Yeah. Yeah, course they will.
When did you get engaged then?

Oh, he's asked me to marry
him loads of times

and I saw this ring in a jewellers
in town and I loved it,

so I rang him and he said,
"Yeah, just get it."

We might get married in St Lucia

and we'll have a party
when we come back.

We better get off, yeah? Yeah.

Hey, great do, Bob,
and congratulations!

Thanks.

Hey, Jamie!

Have you got something to
say to me, lad?

Good luck in South Africa, mate.

Ain't it lovely? Do you know when
you're going to get married then?

Well, he said the honeymoon
was in South Africa

so he's going to have to
get a move on.

And next week I get the Porsche.

Oh, you all right? Yep.

The room's just there.

You get yourself sorted babe,
all right? Yeah.

Yeah.

You all right? Yeah.

Oh, it's our Jamie.

So what are you two up to then?
As if I need to ask.

We've just put Stacey to bed.

Right. Well, we have.

Don't, Leanne, he's off his face.

Piss off!

Anyway don't bother me what you get
up to, I'm not yer missus.

All that sniff's given yer
brain rot. Tosser!

Hey, boys!

How are you doing?

What are you doing here?

Do you want a lift?

Yeah.

Right, night, girls!

See you after my holiday!

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Cheers, Wayne.
Are they treating you well?

Can't complain.

Nice job, eh?

Yeah, good to be earning
a bit of money.

And that's for the bit of business
yer sorted for me.

Cheers, mate.

The police asked me
loads of other stuff,

but I just kept saying what
you told me to say.

Job well done, mate.

The whole lot'll be
up his nose by morning.

What did you give it him for then?

Cos I owed him
and I don't like owing people money,

I've been there, done that.

So do you still take stuff?
No, I'm clean.

Really? Yeah, I'm serious.

I had to make a choice
when I won the money,

either I sniff the lot away
or live the life I've always wanted.

I didn't think you had it in yer.

Well, there you go.

I didn't like being mashed off my
head anyway, scared to go outside.

It made me do things
I'm not proud of.

Like what? I'm not telling you.

So, changing the subject,
have you had a good night?

Oh, it was great to be meself
again, not being mum.

I don't see you as just being a mum.

Are you schmoozing me?
No, it's the truth.

So, did you have a good
time at Bob's do?

It were a bit boring.

Best bit was when he asked
his missus to marry him,

she wouldn't give him an answer till
he agreed to go to South Africa.

Awww, you know, first time
Stuart asked me to marry him

was when I told him
I was pregnant with Jack.

We'd only been together three and
a half months. I was so mixed up.

I didn't know if I was going
to have the baby or not.

I bet yer glad you did.

Yeah, I am now, cos
I wouldn't have had Jack.

But I remember feeling like,
really depressed,

thinking that me life
were over and everything.

So things worked out
for you and our Stu?

I think so.

I mean, I wish he'd stand up
to yer mam sometimes

and I don't see why she has
to live with us

now we've got all this money.

He'll never do owt to upset me mam.
He's always been her favourite.

I suppose I were me dad's favourite.

Do you know what though,
he never tells me anything.

Sometimes I think I am invisible.

Might as well have a bag on me head.

I got what I owe yer.

Found a big shiny till, did ye?

How much?

Two grand.

It's three now.

What? Interest, sunshine.

You can't do that.
It's all I've got.

Oh, yes, I can. Come on, cough up.

Chop-chop.

Good lad.

I thought I were hearing things
when he said

we should take yer mam to St Lucia...

Come on, we're leaving.

But I haven't finished me...
Come on.

Jamie!

Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
Look at you in yer snazzy suit.

How are you mate? I heard yer news,
you must be made up.

Yeah.

So where you buyin' these days?

Out of town.

Right...
And you must be a model, darlin',

with a face and figure like that.
Who are you?

A mate of your boyfriend.
He's not my boyfriend.

Come on, Amy.
Even though he's won the Lottery?

Yeah, well, I'm with his brother
and he won it as well.

Good for you, darlin'.

So rumour has it you're part owner of
this place. Rumour'd be right.

If you ever want to talk business.
I know where to find you.

We could work together, me and you.
Yer don't know anything about clubs.

Don't be a dick.
I'm not talkin' clubs.

Well, that's what I'm into.

So no, I don't think so.

Do you mind? This is new.

Stuart's gonna go mad
when he realises what time it is.

Car's not here,
he'll have stayed over.

No, he'd have rung me
if he were staying over.

Maybe he had sommat else
on his mind. Like what?

What's the number?

Right. I think we changed it to
Daisy's birthday.

Oh, how do you cancel?

It's gonna go off!

2012!

Happy now you've woken
the whole bloody house up.

Who yer with?

No-one.
< Nanna.

It's all right, darlin', I'm coming.

Witch!

Why didn't you want yer mam to
know you were here?

Cos I don't want her knowing all me
business, that's why.

I'm not me brother.

So what did you think
to me club then?

It's all right, not my kind of place.

Really, what's your
kind of place then?

I don't know. I just think
all that stuff's a bit seedy.

Says you sat there
looking like a porn star.

I'm only dressed like this
cos of the hen night.

Yeah, I know, I'm winding you up.
You look fantastic.

Mind you, you could wear a black
bin-liner and still look sexy.

I wish. You could,
you know you could, an' all.

You're an amazing lookin' bird.

First time I saw yer
I thought you were fit.

Really? Yeah! I was dead
jealous of me brother.

He don't know how lucky he is.

He's got everything.

Yeah, like you haven't!

Nah, I mean, you know,
stuff that matters, like you,

the kids and this house.
You could buy an house.

What for? If I was with someone
that'd be different but...

How come you never keep
a girlfriend?

Dunno. I went out with
Mel for 11 months,

that's longest I've been
out with anyone.

Why did it finish?

I was on't sniff and I nicked
50 quid out of her purse.

She found out, she dumped me.
I don't blame her.

You've never tried it, have you?

No.

Have yer got some?

No. I've told you I'm clean and
I wouldn't give you any if I had.

Cheers! I like yer, so why would I?

First time I tried it,
some lass had just dumped me.

I sat in this pub with me mate
and he offered me a line,

went to some house party,
next thing I knew,

I'd done in 120 quid of gear.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Has Stuart ever taken any?

Nah.

He's never done owt wrong our Stu,
he's never been in trouble.

Till he met me.

That were nowt, just a bad credit
rating. I mean real trouble.

Before you knew our Stuart,
I did six months in Saddleworth
bad boys home for nickin'.

I didn't know that.

Cars, clothes,
anything I could get me hands on.

I went a bit mental after
me dad left.

I suppose I were a bit
like him really,

he was always in trouble, an' all,

I bloody loved him though,
I used to go everywhere with him.

He used to make me
laugh with his stories.

There's this one time, right,
him and his mate Steve

nicked this bus,
took it up to Blackpool,

they charged people to
ride it down the front.

He was proper mental.

I used to go round to his flat
after he left,

but the bitch he were livin' with
wouldn't let me in.

I hated her.

How old were you?

13.

You see, the thing
I couldn't get my head round was...

why he chose her over me.

And then I got to thinkin'

if he don't give a shit about me,
then why should I?

Hey, come in t'pool.
Come on, water's beautiful.

Stop it! What yer doing?

I'm sorry, you seemed to like it.

Well, I didn't and you should never
have done that.

All right. I love Stuart.

I always have. I'm gonna
be your sister-in-law.

I thought you were coming on to me.
You thought wrong.

Shit!

We'll see how much you love him.

Jamie. Jamie.

Yer mates left you with a shit
load of stuff on yer bill.

They weren't me mates.

Shit.

There's nothing that you could
show me that'd shock me.

I think this would. Really?

Yeah. Cos it's your old man.

What are they doing?

I'm saying nothing.

Two mojitos and a pint of lager.

Coming up.

Now then. I haven't seen you
round here before.

I haven't seen you either.

Right, well, I'm Jamie.
I'm part owner of this place

so from now on I'm gonna
be pickin' the staff.

But I'm dead happy with you,
darlin',

cos you've got a nice smile
and lovely long eyelashes.

They're false. Now, you shouldn't
have told me that,

cos I thought they were your own.

What's your name, then? Tanya.
Tanya.

So are you learning
how to be a dancer or what?

No. I'm a student.

I'm just waitressing to earn
some money through uni.

I'm more business minded me.

So when I get this place turning
over two mill,

I'm gonna open
a Blue Shutters in Manchester.

By the end of next year, there
should be one in every major city.

You outside! Piss off, I'm talking.
I've just had this made, you tosser!

Did you show Amy a photo of me
and Leanne on yer phone? Did you?

I don't know what yer talking about.
Show me yer phone. What for?

Cos yer a lying bastard, that's why.

You do anything like that again
and I'll kill yer.

Are you all right?

All right, show's over, folks!

Feet!

I've booked six driving lessons.

Can you hear me? Yeah.

It'll make it easier if I can
drive our Jack to playschool

and do the shopping.

That'll be Denise. Mam!

Oh, right, I expect skivy'll get it.

What's she doing here?
She wants us all to meet up.

I didn't tell Stuart about you
trying to kiss me.

Why would you?

It were weeks ago.
Anyway, you came on to me.

I was just telling Denise,
Leanne and Stuart are still

at the solicitors. They shouldn't be
long now though. Yeah.

Sit down. Thanks.

You've got a wonderful house.

Yeah, I know.

Did you get in touch with Peter?

Yeah. I left a message
for Bob at his hotel.

Hot, in't it?

87 degrees today.

Is it? Oh. Yeah.

This, erm, this marriage, it is all
above board and everything, yeah?

Yeah, of course, of course.

This is an accredited chapel
and I'm the minister.

Right you are, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry, yeah.

Of course, yeah.

It's just, it looks, erm,
well, it don't feel real, you know?

Not like the sort of
church in England

where people like us normally
get married, you see.

That's because we're in
South Africa.

Yeah, yeah, I'm being stupid.
Yeah. Yeah.

It's just because I'm nervous,
I think.

Ah, well.
That's perfectly understandable.

You're making a lifetime commitment.

Yeah, and I might not have long left.

I'm sorry?

Nothing, it's not important,
it doesn't matter.

I'll shut up now.

Maybe if you listen to the chimes,
it will calm you.

Yeah, yeah.

Will you look at that.

What on God's earth made her pick me?

You put the moon
and the stars to shame, Annie Baker.

Right, come on, let's get on with it.

Before she changes her mind.

We've just been to see
about the new bungalow

we're having built for me mam.
< We're back!

Oh, lovely. Where've you been?
You know where we've been.

Sorry we're late. What are you
doing in my house? Cheers, bro.

What's he done wrong?
He knows what! No, I don't.

I'm sorry, I asked him...
Don't worry. It's not yer fault.

When you showed me that picture
of Stuart and Leanne...

Not that again!
..police ended up getting involved.

Amy. Police? Stacey in't her kid.
She fostered her and she did a runner
with her. He don't need to know that.

I'm just explaining. God, what do
you always take her side for?

There are no sides! It's been hard
for us! Especially me!

With her and her daughter living
here for three weeks.

We'll be gone soon enough.

You don't have to make me
feel even worse than I do.

I've said I'm sorry a million times

and I've tried to make it up to
you by letting you stay here, but...

She had no choice,
she was bailed to this address.

You must've said she could be. Hang
on! Can I just say something?

Look, Leanne, I never meant
to cause trouble for you.

Me and you have always been mates.

I should've never taken
that picture,

but as far as I was concerned,
it was just a bit of fun.

Yeah, well your bit of fun
might have cost her her daughter.

How come? The birth mother wants
Stacey back, that's how come.

Oh, shit. And she's a junkie. What
kind of life is Stacey gonna have

if the Welsh courts make her give
her back? That's easy sorted.

All I need's a name and address.
Which we don't have. Don't you get
yourself in trouble again.

She's called Gwyneth Jenkins
and she used to live in Portmead.

How the hell do you know that?

Well, when Leanne stole her baby,
she did an interview

and it was in the newspaper
and it's all on the internet.

Why didn't you say something before?
Because nobody asked!

All I came for was to tell you Andy
from the Lottery's been in touch

because they want us to do some
sort of an interview about

how our lives
have changed since we won.

What? For the telly?

I don't know, but I thought
we should discuss it

cos I didn't know if you'd want to do
it after everything that's happened.

It makes no difference
to me anymore.

I've got to go, there's been a
break in at the club.

Let me know what you decide.
I'm in though. See ya!

So, what shall I tell him?

Are you gonna get paid for it?
They've just given us 18 million.

I'll say yes then.

So Stuart, Amy tells me
that you're going to get married.

Are we? What do you mean "are we?"

I can't believe you just said that.

We decided we were gonna
get married in St Lucia.

Everything's arranged now.

She decided.

I better make Stacey
and Mia some tea.

I'm so sorry, I feel like everything
that I say is wrong.

I think we best be making
tracks, Denise.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may now...

kiss your bride.

Come on, let's go,
we've got a lot to fit in today.

What the friggin' hell happened?
They've trashed me Ferrari.

Ah, shit! I didn't check out front.

Jesus Christ,
look at the state of you.

Bastards!

We were just opening,
security hadn't even got here.

They just burst in
and smashed the place up.

I mean I couldn't stop 'em.

Who rang the coppers? Tanya.

And you say they all had
Leeds accents, yeah?

Well, two of them,
I didn't hear the other one speak.

Trouble seems to follow you around.

In case you don't know,
I'm part owner of this place.

Now are you done with Tanya?
I think so.

Wayne, get Tanya a taxi home.

No, I'm all right.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Well, in that case, Wayne,
get yourself cleaned up, mate.

Cheers, mate.

So. Did you get anything,
off the CCTV then?

Nothing conclusive. Maybe it was one
of them that did the shop.

You never know.

I've been meaning to ask
yer something.

If someone got caught with a load
of gear on em, what would they...

What kind of gear?

Cocaine.

How long would they go down for?

Intent to supply or dealing class A,
they could get anything up to life.

If I died now, I'd die a happy man.

Don't start.

No, I'm just saying, you know.

Oh, look, Bob. Zebras.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at them.

Look. Warthogs. Look. Look.

Look at the little babies.

Oh, look!

Look at those.

They're not scared, are they?

No, well, they live here, don't they?

Hey, hey. Look at that.

Look! Is that a giraffe?

Yeah.

Excuse me, love! Sorry, love.
Can you stop please, love?

Hey look at that, eh?

It's amazing.

The only giraffe I've
seen before was on the telly. I know.

I've never seen a real one.

Isn't it wonderful?

It's coming over.

Bob!

Bloody hell. Look at that.
It's getting a bit close, Bob.

I don't want it too close though.

We could've shared a vehicle,
you know,

it would've been cheaper.

I can afford it.
Look, look, look, elephants.

Aww, look, Bob. Look at them.

It's special, in't it?

It's our wedding day
and it might be the last day that...

For heaven's sake, Bob.

It's not going to be your last day,
so get that out of yer head.

What I was going to say
was, "Our last day out and about."

This is our first
day as a married couple

and there's gonna be hundreds more.

Did you hear that, up there?

Come on, give us a smile.

Got the elephants? Yes.

Do you know something,
you look really well.

Do I? Not bad for three weeks
of heavy drugs, is it?

What?

I see you've brought yer
muscle with yer.

I see you've brought yours.
All right, what do you want?

Money.

There's, erm...
Oh, how can I put it?

A little business opportunity
that's sailing our way,

a very lucrative business
opportunity,

one I'd like to share with someone
who wants to invest, make a few bob.

How much?

A million.

Is that all? Which I'll turn into
three in two weeks.

That's about the same as what you
won on the Lottery, in't it?

3.6. Yeah, well, there you go.

It'll be nice to give it
a little boost, won't it?

I bet you've spent a few bob on
club, yer Porsche and yer Ferrari.

Yeah, that you trashed. I've got no
idea what yer talking about.

But it don't last long these days,
does it?

Especially when yer partial
to a bit of powder yerself.

I've got a little problem
in Wales that needs sorting.

Well, Brian's granny lives in Wales.

Consider it done.

And... How about you leave me
a deposit,

you know, out of goodwill.

Say, two kilo for my own private.

It says in front of that menu there,

those mountains are
two billion years old.

And I expect they'll still be here
after we're long gone.

I expect they will.

So...

Big day tomorrow.

This is supposed to be taking
yer mind off things.

It's not working, is it?

We're not talking, but we're both
still thinking about it.

You heard what Mr Shapiro said,

he wouldn't do it if he didn't
think you had a chance.

A chance. What's the percentage, eh?

Nobody wants to
talk about that, do they?

You've got to have
a positive attitude, love.

I'm trying.

If anything goes wrong... It won't.

No, I need to tell you.
I don't want to hear it.

Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway.
I'm not listening.

Annie, I need you to listen!

Then I can go into that
operating theatre

knowing everything's taken
care of. All right?

If things don't go well
and I'm left-brain dead or locked in,

I want you to turn the machine off,
all right?

Yeah.

Right. OK.

I want my body flying back
to England

and I want burying in
Gledhill cemetery

and make sure you get
the plot next to it for you, yeah?

I don't want any flowers,

I want donations made
to brain tumour research.

I want Bruce Springsteen's
Thunder Road

when people come into the
church, right.

I want them playing that and then...

I'm sorry,
but this is as far as you can go.

Oh, I won't be a second, I just need
to tell my wife something.

Right, I want Bruce Springsteen when
people are coming into the church

and This Life when they put me in the
ground. Right?

The house, the money, everything
I've got, that's yours, right?

But just make sure
the lads are all right...

Course.

Especially our Mathew
what with Gemma being pregnant

and him being a bit of a
dreamer, you know.

So...

I'll either see you in
intensive care or Gledhill cemetery.

I love you! I love you.

Love you.

OK. Thank you, thank you very much.
Sorry.

Where's all me shirts?
They're all packed.

You'll have to open the case
and take one off the top.

I can't wait to get on that plane.

Tina says you get champagne
and movies in first class.

They know we've got a limo
coming later, don't they?

Yeah.

You could jump bail.

We could run away.

I did something wrong

and now I've got to get it sorted,

for Stacey's sake.

There's plenty of people
that do things wrong

and never end up payin' for it.

They spend the rest of their lives
looking over their shoulder,

worried that
it's gonna catch up with them.

Yeah.

So are Denise and Rodney
gonna bring you back?

I don't know that I'm coming back.

Right.

Do you mind if we take a bit of
footage of you and the house, Joyce?

It's not my house,
it's our Stuart's.

I live up there, above the garage.

That's all right,
two-car garage, not bad.

It's nice. It's lovely.

Mandy, get this, right here.

It's our Jamie. That must be for me.

And that's Jamie,
your youngest son, right?

Yeah, that's right.

That's wonderful.

Oh! Oh!

It's a present for you, Mam.
Oh, Jamie!

I hope you like red?

Oh, love.

There you go.
Oh, this is Tanya by the way.

Hello, love. How are you?
Nice to meet you.

Can she be in the documentary? No.

You go ahead, Tanya,
I'll be in in a minute. Yeah.

Are you Jamie's girlfriend?
No, I'm not.

Oh, thanks, love! It's gorgeous!

Oh, Jamie!

I'll have that cash bag
you found now.

I burnt it, same day as I found it.

Did you really think I'd
shop my own son?

I can't believe you want to do the
interview in that horrible T-shirt.

What does it matter?

So, I thought we'd do
a couple of group interviews,

then some individual ones, OK?

We could do them
round the pool or in't orangery.

You've got a pool?

Yeah.

Didn't Stuart tell you?

Mam show you her Mini?

No. It's parked up outside.
You should go have a look at it.

I think your mother was
very touched.

Yeah. He's all heart, my brother.

Come on, I'll show you the pool.

Do you want me to talk about how
I hadn't paid my Lottery money?

No, no need. I'm sorry you had to
go through all that.

I was just a bit shocked

when I found out it was our Jamie
that hadn't voted for me.

Oh, it's all right, he told me.

I thought it was a strange thing
for one brother to do to another.

Hey, Leanne.

Just so you know,
should go all right in Wales

cos Stacey's real mum, she's not
gonna be in court, I sorted it.

What? She's having a nice holiday
with a few quid in her back pocket,

seems like she wanted that
more than her daughter back.

Oh, my God! You shouldn't
have done that. Why not?

Sometimes you've got to
take matters into your own hands,

tip the scales a bit. Anyway, I owed
you after all the trouble I caused.

I think we should do alternate
boy girl on the sofa. Yeah.

What time are you leaving?

Straight after this,
cos it's a five hour drive.

Right, make space for the main man.
You want me in the middle?

Yeah, you can go between
Leanne and Denise.

Any time you like, girls.

Someone wants to see you.

Who is it?

Me!

Look who it is. Bloody hell, Bob.

I can't believe you're back.
Awww, Bob!

He wanted to come straight
from the airport.

I wasn't going to miss out
this time, was I?

We brought a little something
for the kids.

Look at this house! Oh, hello.
A bloody mansion.

It's got five bedrooms,
a pool and a nanny flat.

It's so lovely to see yer.

Well, it's lovely to be here.

Come on then, how are yer all?

Never mind us, how are you?

Well, it worked,
they think they got it all.

Obviously they can never say 100%,
I've got to have some more treatment

and hopefully I'll be all right.

That's fantastic news. The best.

How was it? When I came round from
the op, I had a head from hell.

He had to have a lot of painkillers.
I'm still on them.

I swear it was worse than that crack
on the head with the whisky bottle.

Worth it though, eh?

Oh, yeah, well worth it. I wouldn't
be here otherwise, would I?

Oh heavens, I nearly forgot,
may I introduce you

to Mrs Annie Davies.

Aw!

Congratulations.
Cheers, thank you.

Well made up for you, Bob.

Bob, would you mind
if we throw you in at the deep end?

Oh, no.

Go ahead
and just look straight into camera.

Right.

Bob, how's winning the Lottery
changed your life?

Well, it took a bit of time to
sink in at first,

what with the crack on
the head and that and, er,

I wasn't sure how much money
to give my lads, you know.

I mean,
it's a responsibility, isn't it?

But... you know... erm...

Anyway, Annie, Annie, Annie.

On a more positive note,
it's bought me more time

to spend with the woman I love,
God willing.

We're getting off,
I've got a club to run.

Before you do, can I have a word?

Yeah, sure.
You can wait in the car, Tanya.

See ya.

Why did you vote for me
not to get the money?

What are you talking about?

Andy told me. Liar.

I just don't understand why you
wouldn't want me

to have a share of the winnings.

You wouldn't have even been part of
the syndicate

if it wasn't for
me getting you a job.

You got yer money, what's the
problem? You knew I was skint.

I couldn't afford anywhere
for me and Amy to live.

How could you do that to your own
flesh and blood?

You put her before me. What?

That day before we won the Lottery,
the morning Amy left,

you knew they were waitin' for me,
but you didn't give a shit, did yer?

All you bothered about was her.
You let me go out there meself.

She was leaving me!

You've no idea what they did to me!
You've no friggin' idea.

I know what you did to Bob.

That's got nothing to do with Bob.

You're my brother, I looked
up to you and yer let me down,

just like Dad,
just like every other tosser!

I'm gonna hand myself in. I'm gonna
tell the coppers everythin'.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Wanker!

It has been a good thing though

because I've been able
to make people's lives better,

especially me mam's.

I am so pleased things are working
out for you, Denise.

I don't think
it's made my life any better.

I think I was happier before.

I'm sorry to
hear about your trouble, love.

I hope it goes well in Wales.
Thanks, Bob.

I've bought a house and I don't
owe anythin' to anyone any more.

I suppose it's made me
sort my life out though.

I don't think winning
the Lottery's changed me...

it's the people around me
what's changed.

What time's your taxi coming?

I don't know,

I don't care.

Once you get to St Lucia,
you'll forget all about me. I won't.

I know you think I'm just this sad
bloke who's got a thing for yer...

No, I don't.
It's all a bit embarrassing.

I bet you can't wait
to get in that car and leave.

You couldn't be more wrong.

I wish we were both free to do what
we want, but we're not.

I can't do this any more.

I'm coming with you. No, you're not.
Amy and your family need you.

I don't love her any more
and she don't love me.

She only came back cos of the money.

That's not true.

It is.

At Bob's party,

you said I didn't have to do
anything to make you love me.

I shouldn't have said that.

Tell me you don't feel anythin'
for me and I'll forget it.

Tell me.

We've both got things
we need to sort out before we can...

Before what?

What if I get things sorted, what
if I get me life straightened out?

I not gonna change my mobile number.

What's the matter, Mum?

You all right, love?

No, just drive please.

I don't know what we're doing here.
There's something I want you to see.

Here we go.

All right, wait here!

Get in!

Just so you know, if anything dodgy
happens, my bird's in the Porsche

and she can speed
dial straight through to my lads.

That's not very trusting of yer,
considering what I've done for you.

Your little taffy squeeze cost me 2k
and a couple of grammes.

How do I know yer not gonna tie me
to a tree and set fire to me?

Bless his little cotton socks.
Did I frighten you?

Have you got the stuff?
Have you got the money?

My bird's just giving it
a final count now.

You're sweating, son.
It's a lot of money.

Show me the gear and I'll go get it.

Daz.

It's good stuff.

Jumped up little arsewipe.

What was all that about?

You'll see.

What's he doing now?
I don't like this. Go! Go! Go!

Get off!

Have that, you tosser!

You bastard!

No point taking my wedding dress,
even though it cost thousands.

So how long do you need to
think about things?

I don't know.
You just enjoy yer holiday.

That's not gonna happen is it,
cos you've ruined it for me.

I'm sorry, Amy.
Buy yourself something new.

Don't worry, I intend to. Are you
going to be here when I'm back?

I've no idea.

It's her, isn't it?

No.

It is.

I'm not stupid.

Bye, Daisy.

You're not the man
I thought you were, Stuart.

You've changed
since you've won the Lottery.

Thanks for going with her, Mam.

At least the kids'll be fed.

Don't row with her,
she's not all bad.

Now then, little man, come here.

Are you gonna be a good
boy for your mummy and nana. Yeah?

Why are you not coming?

I can't, mate. I've got few things
I have to sort out, OK?

Come here.

Don't you worry,
I'll take care of 'em.

You do what you have to do.

Come on, love.

People like that shouldn't
be allowed to get away with it.

They could've had guns or anything.

Yeah, they're proper thugs.
All right, Wayne? All right.

You put my life in danger
without telling me.

I wanted you to see what
happens to bullies.

Yeah, well you should've asked me.

Two gin and tonics please, mate.
Will do, boss.

I get paid £8 an hour, I don't mind
picking your mum's car up with you,

but I draw the line at...
Well, how much do you want?

To do what? I'll give you more money.

Listen, I don't want you waitin'
tables any more, all right?

I think yer better than that.
I'd like to look after you.

You can continue with yer studies,
but I'm buying this penthouse

and well, I'd like you
to move in with me.

Why would I want do that?
I don't even know you.

Job well done, officer,
come to give me a reward, have yer?

James Andrew Bradley, I am arresting
you on suspicion of armed robbery

and grievous bodily harm... What?

You do not have to say anything...
What? Are you mental?

I've just given you, on a plate,
the biggest drug dealers in Leeds.

Anything you do say may be
given in evidence.

What armed robbery? Right Buy U
supermarket on the 14th of October.

What a load of bollocks.
Not according to your brother.

He's pissed off with me

cos I didn't vote for him
to get his Lottery money.

Never mind, my brief'll
sort all that out.

I'll get me stuff.

Go with him.

Sir, he's driven off, he's gone.

Shite!

Stay with him, Steve. Move it.

Gone right, he's gone right.

Come on then,
let's see what you've got.

Shit!

SHIT!

'Jamie it's me.

'I've rung the coppers, I couldn't
live with myself any more.

'I'm sorry.'

Please get urgent assistance.

Winning the Lottery's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

Life's sweet!