The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 3, Episode 1 - The Star of Bombay/Happy Pranksgiving - full transcript
Stacy's Thanksgiving Parade's famed Squeegee the Clown balloon is missing.
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook awound you ♪
♪ Chances are
we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes sir-ee ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[sniffing]
(Sylvester)
Bombay, India, where artifith
intersects actuality
smack in the sweltering
incandescent.
Sheesh!
[sighs]
[men yelling]
eek!
Who shall save me
from my plight?
[clears throat]
Who shall save me
from my plight?
- Save me, already!
- 'Cut!'
Where's our leading man?
Yeee-uff!
Bring me Ravi Shingard!
[murmuring]
(male #1)
'Look! His coffee is
untouched!'
'And he never showed
to put his face on!
Eee! It cannot be!
The star of India,
Ravi Shingard, is missing!
I came the moment
I got your message.
My socks, my shoes,
at your service.
Your expediency
is most appreciated, granny.
So tell me about
the star of Bombay.
Exactly how big
is this gem?
Eh?
Oh! Ho ho ho ho!
'He's been called
many things'
but never before a gem.
But aren't we talking
about some precious stone?
Ravi Shingard,
the famous film actor
known as the Star of
Bombay,"
has vanished.
He is the leading man
of many popular movies--
Sari,Wrong Number
and SitarWars among them.
'Since his disappearance, our
demoralized movie industry'
'has no desire
to make films.'
Even worse,
imported Austrian comedies
have become all the rage.
Ooh! Well, I'd better
get on this right away.
Of course! Yes!
But first, allow me to
reveal
your accommodations
at my most undeserving
family home.
Diplomatic responsibility.
You must commence
your investigation post-haste.
Right after a tour
of my house.
Ooh.
Hotel six it ain't.
[yawns]
This is more like it.
Now behave, boys.
I'll be right back.
[humming]
I must relate to you
a farcical anecdote
in relation to this
feudal effigy.
Careful, puddy,
you wouldn't want to
twigger the curse
of the Bombay wock.
- Ooh, now you done it.
- Oh, please.
The curse
of bombay rock.
Ha ha ha.
What could possib--
Perchance the bird
has a point.
Gotcha! Huh?
[barking]
[crash]
Whoa!
Whoooaaa!
[crash]
Grrr!
Rowrr!
Heh heh heh.
Rowwrr!
Heh heh heh.
Rowwrr!
Where's your curse
of bombay rock now?
Yaaaaa!
[exhales]
Meow!
[Sylvester screaming]
You can start sleuthing
right after the tiger hunt
I've organized
in your honor.
Diplomatic responsibility.
Oh ho ho ho.
Well, seeing as you went
to all this trouble.
Ooh-ooh!
- Aaahhh!
- Hurry, puddy.
Elephants aren't
like buses.
Another one won't be along
in 11 minutes.
Ohh, heh heh heh.
This'll bring that
contemptuous pachyderm
to a standstill.
[whirring]
Aahhhhh!
Ho ho ho. Ooh!
Aah!
(male #2)
Look, sahib,a tiger.
Huh?
[dogs barking]
[laughing]
[snarling]
[sobbing]
[Sylvester screaming]
'We're related! Aah! Ooh!'
What a beautiful morning
to get hot on the trail
of your missing star.
Excellent. It is imperative no
time be wasted in finding him.
'But first you
must accompany me'
to the festival at
the market bazaar today.
A sight not to be missed.
Diplomatic responsibility.
[clamoring]
[panting]
[dramatic music]
oh, dear!
Cow's being
sacred in India,
we must wait for it to move
before we persevere.
'But I will strive
to entertain you'
'with a waggish anecdote
to quickly pass time.'
Oof!
[hissing]
And so to conclude, I didn't
think I'd ever see home again.
The furniture was flying in the
door and out the window.
[crowd exclaiming]
[thump]
[Sylvester moaning]
Just call me Stubby.
I wholeheartedly
congratulate you, Granny,
on your progress
in the case thus far.
But I haven't
done anything yet.
(male #3)
'Ah, but I think certain that
without compromise, you will'
right after the picnic
at the ancient temple
that I've arranged for tomorrow.
Ha ha.
Diplomatic responsibility.
The ancient temple is accessible
only by bicycle.
So I'm sorry that your
dog and cat must remain here.
[snores]
Ooh, what a spread!
Wonder what's
on the menu?
Ha! Tandoori canary
with feather ch-ch-chutney.
Hey! Hmm!
[intense music]
Huh?
[grunts]
[inhales]
[slurps]
[groans]
Pffft!
Ewww!
[hiccup]
[bat squeaking]
Oh, my,
what lovely flowers.
Ooh! Who are you
and did you throw this?
Answer the second
question first.
Why, why, no.
I'm granny, and I..
- Wait a minute.
- Ravi?
Ravi Shingard.
You've found him, Granny.
'I bow most gratefully before
your deductive capabilities.'
Oh! Oh, it was nothing.
You found me?
I just wanted to get away
for a couple of days.
I even left a note.
"To whom it may concern,
I am on vacation."
I also wanted a clear shot for
a certain Austrian comedy film
with yodeling and carrying on
that I produced on the side.
Wonderful! Granny, now that you
have finished the case..
Perhaps you will
join me for a tour
of the famous Bombay
Gardens.
Diplomatic responsibility.
[theme music]
[theme music]
♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook awound you ♪
♪ Chances are
we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes sir-ee ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[sniffing]
(Sylvester)
Bombay, India, where artifith
intersects actuality
smack in the sweltering
incandescent.
Sheesh!
[sighs]
[men yelling]
eek!
Who shall save me
from my plight?
[clears throat]
Who shall save me
from my plight?
- Save me, already!
- 'Cut!'
Where's our leading man?
Yeee-uff!
Bring me Ravi Shingard!
[murmuring]
(male #1)
'Look! His coffee is
untouched!'
'And he never showed
to put his face on!
Eee! It cannot be!
The star of India,
Ravi Shingard, is missing!
I came the moment
I got your message.
My socks, my shoes,
at your service.
Your expediency
is most appreciated, granny.
So tell me about
the star of Bombay.
Exactly how big
is this gem?
Eh?
Oh! Ho ho ho ho!
'He's been called
many things'
but never before a gem.
But aren't we talking
about some precious stone?
Ravi Shingard,
the famous film actor
known as the Star of
Bombay,"
has vanished.
He is the leading man
of many popular movies--
Sari,Wrong Number
and SitarWars among them.
'Since his disappearance, our
demoralized movie industry'
'has no desire
to make films.'
Even worse,
imported Austrian comedies
have become all the rage.
Ooh! Well, I'd better
get on this right away.
Of course! Yes!
But first, allow me to
reveal
your accommodations
at my most undeserving
family home.
Diplomatic responsibility.
You must commence
your investigation post-haste.
Right after a tour
of my house.
Ooh.
Hotel six it ain't.
[yawns]
This is more like it.
Now behave, boys.
I'll be right back.
[humming]
I must relate to you
a farcical anecdote
in relation to this
feudal effigy.
Careful, puddy,
you wouldn't want to
twigger the curse
of the Bombay wock.
- Ooh, now you done it.
- Oh, please.
The curse
of bombay rock.
Ha ha ha.
What could possib--
Perchance the bird
has a point.
Gotcha! Huh?
[barking]
[crash]
Whoa!
Whoooaaa!
[crash]
Grrr!
Rowrr!
Heh heh heh.
Rowwrr!
Heh heh heh.
Rowwrr!
Where's your curse
of bombay rock now?
Yaaaaa!
[exhales]
Meow!
[Sylvester screaming]
You can start sleuthing
right after the tiger hunt
I've organized
in your honor.
Diplomatic responsibility.
Oh ho ho ho.
Well, seeing as you went
to all this trouble.
Ooh-ooh!
- Aaahhh!
- Hurry, puddy.
Elephants aren't
like buses.
Another one won't be along
in 11 minutes.
Ohh, heh heh heh.
This'll bring that
contemptuous pachyderm
to a standstill.
[whirring]
Aahhhhh!
Ho ho ho. Ooh!
Aah!
(male #2)
Look, sahib,a tiger.
Huh?
[dogs barking]
[laughing]
[snarling]
[sobbing]
[Sylvester screaming]
'We're related! Aah! Ooh!'
What a beautiful morning
to get hot on the trail
of your missing star.
Excellent. It is imperative no
time be wasted in finding him.
'But first you
must accompany me'
to the festival at
the market bazaar today.
A sight not to be missed.
Diplomatic responsibility.
[clamoring]
[panting]
[dramatic music]
oh, dear!
Cow's being
sacred in India,
we must wait for it to move
before we persevere.
'But I will strive
to entertain you'
'with a waggish anecdote
to quickly pass time.'
Oof!
[hissing]
And so to conclude, I didn't
think I'd ever see home again.
The furniture was flying in the
door and out the window.
[crowd exclaiming]
[thump]
[Sylvester moaning]
Just call me Stubby.
I wholeheartedly
congratulate you, Granny,
on your progress
in the case thus far.
But I haven't
done anything yet.
(male #3)
'Ah, but I think certain that
without compromise, you will'
right after the picnic
at the ancient temple
that I've arranged for tomorrow.
Ha ha.
Diplomatic responsibility.
The ancient temple is accessible
only by bicycle.
So I'm sorry that your
dog and cat must remain here.
[snores]
Ooh, what a spread!
Wonder what's
on the menu?
Ha! Tandoori canary
with feather ch-ch-chutney.
Hey! Hmm!
[intense music]
Huh?
[grunts]
[inhales]
[slurps]
[groans]
Pffft!
Ewww!
[hiccup]
[bat squeaking]
Oh, my,
what lovely flowers.
Ooh! Who are you
and did you throw this?
Answer the second
question first.
Why, why, no.
I'm granny, and I..
- Wait a minute.
- Ravi?
Ravi Shingard.
You've found him, Granny.
'I bow most gratefully before
your deductive capabilities.'
Oh! Oh, it was nothing.
You found me?
I just wanted to get away
for a couple of days.
I even left a note.
"To whom it may concern,
I am on vacation."
I also wanted a clear shot for
a certain Austrian comedy film
with yodeling and carrying on
that I produced on the side.
Wonderful! Granny, now that you
have finished the case..
Perhaps you will
join me for a tour
of the famous Bombay
Gardens.
Diplomatic responsibility.
[theme music]