The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 2, Episode 7 - They Call Me Mister Lincoln/Froggone It - full transcript
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes-siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
whoosh
[intense music]
(male #1)
'So, as you can see, Granny'
'we take every precaution'
'to ensure our snack peanuts'
get safely loaded
aboard our plane
but somehow
they always disappear
along our southern
hemisphere route.
You know how important snack
peanuts are to the passengers.
[laughs]
Oh, don't fret, Mr. CEO.
I'll solve the case
by taking this 17 hour flight.
Sheesh!
There's no way
I'm being cooped up
in a flying bucket
of bolts that long.
Cheer up, puddy.
There's nothing to worry about.
Unless your head expwodes
'cause your ears get pwugged up.
Ka-boom!
[instrumental music]
clang
whirr
(female #1)
'After the peanuts
are loaded in the cargo'
they're automatically sent up
by a conveyor
to this compartment.
[gasps]
Not again!
Oh, my.
This peanut thief
is a canny one.
Oh, I hate this part of the job.
[clears throat]
Attention, everyone.
'I'm afraid our snack peanuts'
'have mysteriously
all disappeared.'
[all screaming]
Please remain calm.
'We do have plenty
of semi-fresh pretzels.'
[grunting]
whack whack
Eh-heh.
- Boo!
- Eww!
(male #2)
'Hey! We want our free
peanuts!'
beep beep
[instrumental music]
whizz
whack
Huh, gremlins.
Gremlins!
whirr
[babbling]
They're gremlins.
I-I-I know.
Tsk-tsk. This awtitude
overwhewmed his wittwe
brain.
[shivering]
[indistinct shouting]
whirr whirr
[shivering]
(male #3)
'No pets in the cockpit!'
'Put him in the hold.'
Phew!
At least I'm s-safe in here.
Peek-a-boo.
Yipe! There are no such
things
as gremlins.
There are no such things as..
Huh?
[Sylvester screaming]
bam bam bam
crash
What do you think?
Is it me?
No way! Green's your color.
creak
[screaming]
thump thump
rip
[screams]
Phew! Huh?
Going down!
click
[screaming]
[grunting]
(Granny)
'Oh..'
[chuckling]
I wonder how Sylvester's
getting along.
Hope he isn't too lonely
back there.
S-sh-shouldn't we
discuss this first?
[instrumental music]
clang
slam
[grunting]
[grunting]
Ahh!
[instrumental music]
clink
[grunting]
Ah?
And this little kitty
went to market.
This little kitty went to town.
This little kitty
hmm, let's see,
fall down and go..
[Sylvester screaming]
[instrumental music]
I thought I taw
a flying puddytat!
[humming]
Oh, oh..
[chuckles]
[rattling]
vroom
[Sylvester panting]
[grunting]
[screams]
So, tell me your problems.
P-p-problems?
G-g-g-gremlins.
Ach! G-g-g-gr-r-remlins, is it?
Tsk tsk.
Tell me, doc.
Am I losing my marbles?
Hmm...could be.
Ah-hah!
[screaming]
smash
[panting]
I should be safe here.
Well, now,
I wouldn't say that.
[screaming]
(all)
'Whoa!'
[shivering]
clang clang clang
rumble
What now?
Yikes!
Hmm, the wing nut.
What would happen
if it fell off?
[all screaming]
[dramatic music]
[yelling]
creak creak creak
Oh, no, ya don't.
creak creak creak
(both)
Oh, yes, we do.
Oh, no, ya don't.
(both)
Oh, yes, we do.
No, ya don't.
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
(Sylvester)
'No, ya don't.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
(Sylvester)
'No, ya don't.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
(Sylvester)
'No, ya don't.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Don't!'
- 'Do!'
- Don't!
- Do!
- Don't!
- Do!
wham
[instrumental music]
[groaning]
thud thud thud
screech
whirr
So where you off to?
Got to catch
the 430 flight to Sydney.
How about you?
Taking the wife and kids
on a chartered to Brisbane.
[instrumental music]
thud thud
crash
Sylvester?
'Well, lookie here,
the missing peanuts!'
So, it was this cat all
along!
Oh, don't be silly.
Sylvester is as harmless
as a pussycat.
But we caught him
red-handed.
[gibberish]
chomp chomp chomp
There's your real culprit!
The Tasmanian devil!
Taz love peanuts.
[burps]
chomp chomp chomp
[gibberish]
Well, boys,
let's take the long flight back.
Long flight back?
Wooh!
[chuckling]
Oh, my goodness, Sylvester.
There's nothing to fear.
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
Ya know, it's never too wate
to twavel by sea.
[gasps]
[screaming]
splash
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes-siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
whoosh
[intense music]
(male #1)
'So, as you can see, Granny'
'we take every precaution'
'to ensure our snack peanuts'
get safely loaded
aboard our plane
but somehow
they always disappear
along our southern
hemisphere route.
You know how important snack
peanuts are to the passengers.
[laughs]
Oh, don't fret, Mr. CEO.
I'll solve the case
by taking this 17 hour flight.
Sheesh!
There's no way
I'm being cooped up
in a flying bucket
of bolts that long.
Cheer up, puddy.
There's nothing to worry about.
Unless your head expwodes
'cause your ears get pwugged up.
Ka-boom!
[instrumental music]
clang
whirr
(female #1)
'After the peanuts
are loaded in the cargo'
they're automatically sent up
by a conveyor
to this compartment.
[gasps]
Not again!
Oh, my.
This peanut thief
is a canny one.
Oh, I hate this part of the job.
[clears throat]
Attention, everyone.
'I'm afraid our snack peanuts'
'have mysteriously
all disappeared.'
[all screaming]
Please remain calm.
'We do have plenty
of semi-fresh pretzels.'
[grunting]
whack whack
Eh-heh.
- Boo!
- Eww!
(male #2)
'Hey! We want our free
peanuts!'
beep beep
[instrumental music]
whizz
whack
Huh, gremlins.
Gremlins!
whirr
[babbling]
They're gremlins.
I-I-I know.
Tsk-tsk. This awtitude
overwhewmed his wittwe
brain.
[shivering]
[indistinct shouting]
whirr whirr
[shivering]
(male #3)
'No pets in the cockpit!'
'Put him in the hold.'
Phew!
At least I'm s-safe in here.
Peek-a-boo.
Yipe! There are no such
things
as gremlins.
There are no such things as..
Huh?
[Sylvester screaming]
bam bam bam
crash
What do you think?
Is it me?
No way! Green's your color.
creak
[screaming]
thump thump
rip
[screams]
Phew! Huh?
Going down!
click
[screaming]
[grunting]
(Granny)
'Oh..'
[chuckling]
I wonder how Sylvester's
getting along.
Hope he isn't too lonely
back there.
S-sh-shouldn't we
discuss this first?
[instrumental music]
clang
slam
[grunting]
[grunting]
Ahh!
[instrumental music]
clink
[grunting]
Ah?
And this little kitty
went to market.
This little kitty went to town.
This little kitty
hmm, let's see,
fall down and go..
[Sylvester screaming]
[instrumental music]
I thought I taw
a flying puddytat!
[humming]
Oh, oh..
[chuckles]
[rattling]
vroom
[Sylvester panting]
[grunting]
[screams]
So, tell me your problems.
P-p-problems?
G-g-g-gremlins.
Ach! G-g-g-gr-r-remlins, is it?
Tsk tsk.
Tell me, doc.
Am I losing my marbles?
Hmm...could be.
Ah-hah!
[screaming]
smash
[panting]
I should be safe here.
Well, now,
I wouldn't say that.
[screaming]
(all)
'Whoa!'
[shivering]
clang clang clang
rumble
What now?
Yikes!
Hmm, the wing nut.
What would happen
if it fell off?
[all screaming]
[dramatic music]
[yelling]
creak creak creak
Oh, no, ya don't.
creak creak creak
(both)
Oh, yes, we do.
Oh, no, ya don't.
(both)
Oh, yes, we do.
No, ya don't.
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
(Sylvester)
'No, ya don't.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
(Sylvester)
'No, ya don't.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
(Sylvester)
'No, ya don't.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Yes, we do.'
- 'Don't!'
- 'Do!'
- Don't!
- Do!
- Don't!
- Do!
wham
[instrumental music]
[groaning]
thud thud thud
screech
whirr
So where you off to?
Got to catch
the 430 flight to Sydney.
How about you?
Taking the wife and kids
on a chartered to Brisbane.
[instrumental music]
thud thud
crash
Sylvester?
'Well, lookie here,
the missing peanuts!'
So, it was this cat all
along!
Oh, don't be silly.
Sylvester is as harmless
as a pussycat.
But we caught him
red-handed.
[gibberish]
chomp chomp chomp
There's your real culprit!
The Tasmanian devil!
Taz love peanuts.
[burps]
chomp chomp chomp
[gibberish]
Well, boys,
let's take the long flight back.
Long flight back?
Wooh!
[chuckling]
Oh, my goodness, Sylvester.
There's nothing to fear.
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
Ya know, it's never too wate
to twavel by sea.
[gasps]
[screaming]
splash
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]