The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 8 - Alienating with the Surfer! - full transcript

This is a dire emergency.

Two outer planets gone,
along with my space fleet.

Dro'ge, you have the best brain
in all the Skrull Empire.

What do you recommend?

According to my careful calculations,
Princess Anelle,

we should... panic!

Hello, Earth, Iron Man speaking.

The Skrull Throneworld
is about to get eaten. Look.

Galactus?

I thought the Silver Surfer
put him on a diet.

Low carbs, no inhabited planets.



Our defenses are useless.

Worse, Ronan the Accuser is late.

Ronan the Accuser?

The Kree Empire's greatest warrior.

He said he'd come and convince
Galactus to spare us.

But of course, he never turned up.
Another Kree trick.

Now, don't start
backing out of your peace treaty

that thing took us two episodes.

I know a guy who can help.

The subscriber
you're trying to reach...

Silver Surfer.

...is unavailable.

Please try again later.

Not good.
Man, ever since he saved the earth



and returned to space
with the Infinity Sword,

he hasn't picked up.

It's like we're persona non surfer.

Galactus is all powerful,

with as much cosmic energy
as a million planets.

Delay the dinner
of Galactus no longer.

But why eat Earth?

What if I were to become
Galactus' herald again?

Interesting.

Let's discuss this after dinner.

Now, Galactus.

You're aggravating my heartburn.

Yet, there has never been
a herald as clever or as bold as you.

You would come back?

On one condition,

that I only find you worlds
which have no intelligent life.

It would be like old times,

you and me together,
traveling the open space ways.

Without the needless carnage.

It is done.

Surfer, you sure about this?

We all answer the call of the cosmos.

You don't have another one
of those little snacky swords, do you?

We'll never forget you, Surfer.

And I will never forget this place,
and its strange customs.

Or my many friends.

Come herald.
Endless space beckons,

and Galactus is starving.

Plus I need to check the scores. Mmm.

I know of a nebula that nobody will miss.

Ooh. Drive through.

Ahhh!

Throneworld. Yum.

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Thanos ends in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

Telescoping capture arms, check.

H-two-O dilation tubes, check.

Scrub partitioners, check.

Sulfuric acid...

Uh... Hulk hate bath.

Tough buns, big guy.

You've gone from smelly to stinky

to the world's mightiest stank.

Yeah, you make Abomination
smell fresh as a daisy.

Uh, how Hulk do that?

You do it with mirrors, okay?

Into the tub, bub.

Wait!

Uh...

- Where Dulk?
- What's Dulk?

Hulk can't splishy-splash
without rubber Dulky.

Rubber Dulky?

Splishy-splash?

There. His "hulked-up" rubber ducky.

He's never taken a bath without it.

Never... till now.

Wait!

Dulk! Dulky!

Oh, boy.

Whoa, that's rank.

Hulk, you dropped your...

Towel. Ew.

Any luck washing our green friend?

Not as yet.

Well, it'll have to wait.

As soon as H.E.R.B.I.E.
plots a course,

- we're jumping to Skrull space.
- Uh-oh.

Phew. Can we leave the Hulk here? Ew.

Ew, it's like my brother's room,

except a hundred times worse.

If your brother's
one one-hundredth of this,

he's a serious slob.

Attention, Squaddies.

Ten seconds to jump.

Mission!

Hulk has mission. Bath can wait.

In that case...

Ooh. Hulk smell like tree.

Yeah, a tree in a dog park.

Hulk sanitized for your protection.

Be it too late to evacuate
yon Skrull Throneworld?

Way too late.

Scarlet Witch, you and Thor

sweep this whole star cluster
for the Silver Surfer.

He's the only one
who's ever talked Galactus down.

Yeah, let the search begin.

The rest of you are with me.

I've got a plan to stall Galactus.

Ew.

Hey, and Hulk needs another pine tree.

Squaddies, time to Hero Up.

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

Oxygen at or activated.

Let's get going.

Oxygen on.

Oxygenation complete.

Okay, gang.
This is the spot for phase one.

You actually think that's gonna work?

It'll have to work.

At least until we have time
to implement phase two.

Hulk like.

Super Hero Squad,
my scientist has gone fetal.

All set. Here we go.

I'm so famished.

I need a nice, planetary snack.

Something Skrully.
With just a hint of oregano.

Wait.

What's this?

Welcome to the Skrull System.

Deposit toll.

Exact change only, please.

But I don't have exact change.

Yes, yes, my shiny friend, I agree.

I do not like
bologna sandwiches, either.

Yes, Ronan the Accuser is very close.

He won't know what hit him.

Silver Surfer, thank goodness.

Galactus is about to eat
the Skrull Throneworld,

and I've come all the way
from Kree space to stop him.

I could use you.

And I could use you
to make all sorts of trouble!

You would disintegrate a Kree officer
on a mission of mercy?

Yes.

Then you stand accused
of political sabotage.

Now, face my Universal Weapon.

You're lucky the galaxy gobbler's
a stickler for the rules.

That toll booth
won't hold him back forever.

If he finds a roll of quarters,
we're sunk.

Scarlet Witch, any sign of the Surfer?

Nothing in the first two quadrants,
Iron Man.

Ugh, 'tis like searching
for a silver needle in a haystack.

A haystack made of space.

We'll call you
when we get something.

What's come over you?

Galactus will destroy billions.

Your Universal Weapon
is the wrong tool for the job, Ronan.

I don't suppose you'd take
a traveler's check?

Dude.

I guess you told him, H.E.R.B.I.E.

Enough! I am Galactus.

And I hunger.

Wolverine, initiate phase two now.

Just about to put the cherry on top.

It's a lucky thing
there's a banana planet in this system.

And a maraschino moon.
That's the cherry.

Ooh. My mouth was set
for Skrull Throneworld.

But now...

I want a sundae kind of lunch.

Aw.

Let's hope that keeps him busy
till I figure out phase three.

Mayhaps some mishap
hath befallen our staunchest of allies.

Sorry, Goldilocks.
That oldie-timey talk shoots right past...

Hey. Look. Over there.

Ahhh!

Your little disintegrator sword is useless
against my Universal Weapon.

Do not talk smack
about my Infinity Sword.

It is superior.

- Oh!
- Thanks for finding me, my friends.

This guy, he...

he totally attacked me.

If it's weapons you seek
to compare, villain,

look unto my Uru hammer.

Look unto...

Ugh, boys and their all-powerful toys.

Treacherous Kree,

thou shouldst never attack
a friend of Thor.

Ahhh!

What? I was heading
to the Skrull Throneworld to...

To...

To watch it get eaten?

Of course the Kree would want
the Skrull Throneworld gone.

You misunderstand.
I was going to help.

Liar!

To save a planet, I must rid myself
of the three of you.

You three stand accused.

Getting crowded in here.

A Kree constricting plasma bubble.

Oweth!
Watch those points, friend witch.

If only my "little disintegrator"

were more powerful.

Oh, wait. It is.

Oh, I am disarmed!

But... but, but, but.

Wait for it.

How, how, how, how?

I hate that Infinity Sword.

Now watch, my friends.

I concentrate
all my cosmic energy in one spot.

Add some vibrations from my baby,

uh, I mean, my Infinity Sword,
and presto!

Instant pocket dimension.

And a back pocket at that.

You'll pay for this double-dealing,
Silver Surfer.

You can't leave him trapped
in there forever.

That's kind of a villain move.

Huh? Oh, uh, of course.
Uh, I mean... Oh.

We'll leave Ronan
in there for two hours...

long enough to cool off.

Pray tell... what exactly
did he do, the fiend?

Well he...
There's no time for chit-chat.

Yes, there is.

Ah, and now for the main course.

Here comes
the Devourer of Worlds, Iron Man.

Your plan?

Have you got any other planets

shaped like food?

That's it? That's your plan?

It's the end.

Huh. That dummy dummy poo-poo.

Purple man strong. He eat Claw.

He eat everything.

Planet, people, boat, Dulk.

Dulk!
No one eat Dulk.

Not even Purple Man
who look like slot machine.

No.

Hulk save rubber Dulky!

What is that... that horrific taste?

Nice work.

Uh. No one put Dulky in a corner.

What?

I don't think I could eat
another planet for a year.

But I'll make an effort.

Aw.

I wouldn't "aw" too fast. Look.

Surfer's up.

Let me handle this.

Silver Surfer,
where have you been?

I need something to get
this rotten taste out of my mouth.

Do you have a mint?

You cosmic glutton.

You promised not to eat
inhabited planets.

As Surfer would say... awesome!

You dare give orders to Galactus?

You, my Herald?

Yes.

And there'll be more than that,
before I'm through.

You win.

There are facilities just past
the Antares Nebula,

enormous-appetited one.

Yes.

Huh, is it me,

or has the Surfer
gone a little aggro?

I kinda like it.

He seems a little too handy
with that Infinity Sword.

Not sure I'd trust him.

Please. He's the second or third
most noble guy I've ever met.

Definitely top five.

Purple Man have bits of cherry

in his spit?

Mmm. Cherry banana.

Bucket. Bucket.

Dry your tears, Princess.
It's all better now.

I'm not crying.

The smell of that freakish lout
is burning my eyes.

Okay. You're welcome.

H.E.R.B.I.E., run a bath for the Hulk.

And, Hulk,
you wash between your toes,

or you're staying here.

- Yeah.
- Amen.

- Tough luck.
- You'd better.

Hulk say, oh, dang. It's bath time.

Ooh!

Yay! Dulk.

Hulk forgot to check pockets.

Come, my disenchantingly
scented green friend.

Oh, Dulky.

Hulk tell you
about Hulk's big adventure in space.

Purple Man bad,
so Hulk smash and smash...

Start scrubbing.

And smash...

Use the bubbles
on that, too, bub.

And smash.

And thine ugly face.
Don't forget thine ugly face.

Ronan, my friend,

your time has finally run out.

Farewell forever.