The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 26 - The Final Battle! - full transcript

Previously,
on the "Super Hero Squad" show.

Ahhh!

I've got
Exploding Head Syndrome.

- Hey-O.
- Yuk.

It's okay, it'll heal.

Two specials,
86 on the Cole slaw.

Okay, I admit it.

I missed the last few episodes.

But, hey,
my DVR's been on the fritz.

I don't know whether
to destroy you separately or all at once.

So I'm going to do both.



This is going to make
the Big Bang look like a burp.

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos,
will rule the universe.

All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out ♪

♪ All you have to do
is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always
fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ Hero up! ♪



♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪

♪ Even Thanos
ends in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Scarlet Witch blows up bad guys ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

The Surfer seemed
like such a laid-back guy.

Who knew he'd turn evil
and destroy the entire universe?

Okay, Squaddies.
Remember what Ms. Marvel said.

Each of your hero factors
can take down

a specific Infinity Stone.

You know your targets.
Now Hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always
fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

Give it up, Surfer.

My Tech Factor counters
your Power Stone.

As if. You can't touch me.

But I can play catch.

Butterfingers. It's working.

If each Squaddie remembers which Surfer
to fight, the Universe is saved.

Er, maybe.

Excuse me.

Your choice, bub.

Sliced, diced or julienned?

Actually, I ordered the soup.

Soul stone!

I'm all touchy-feely!

Filled with rainbows
and unicorns.

Crying at commercials.

Does somebody need a hug?

Being touchy-feely
makes me angry!

So much animal emotion.

As if a million fan boys suddenly saw
an iconic character redesigned!

And I'm just gettin' warmed up.

Someone needs a time out.

Time Stone!

Hmm. Let's see.

Where in history
should I send you?

Time Stone again!

Enough with the time travel.
Listen.

I know what it's like
to be a villain.

Except for the pool parties,
it's a pretty bad gig.

You were a hero once.

Why don't you try
being a hero again?

Hmm.

Nah! My new business cards
just came in.

Get it?

Better call in
some hex support.

Hexing won't help.

I'll imprison you just like
I did Ronan the Accuser.

You never let Ronan out?

Mmm?

I knew it!
Thor so owes me lunch.

Ha-ha, coward.

Thou art yellow with fear
to face the mighty Thor.

Uh, actually, that would be
the color of my Reality Stone.

Ha! Reality is no match
for the dint of Mjolnir.

Oh, no, you didn't.

Bah! Fiend!

I say thee goo!

Open the hanger,
here comes the plane.

Ugh. I hate strained peaches.

You'll eat it and like it.

You may be purple, but you're about to
turn black and blue.

Whoa!

Fool.

As long as I have
the Space Stone,

you can't get close enough
to touch me,

much less bruise me.

Huh?

Space is no match for speed.

And the old tap
on the shoulder trick.

Think about this rationally,
Hulk.

Mind Stone!

A-ha!

By commandeering my mind

to increase
my mental faculties,

you entice me
to join your cause.

So, we have a deal?

Hulk use big words.

Scary words!

Hulk Hulk's own enemy.

I have to get Ronan the Accuser
out of there.

Easy, gremmie.
I'm not done with you yet.

Whoa, I hexed you
into a different time stream.

Here, high-five!

Oh, too slow.

Took you long enough.

It smells like
bad cheese in there.

Just come on, Ronan.

Why are you even helping me?

Didn't you used to be a villain?

You mean why am I risking
my heinie out here in space

to save a world
my evil dad Magneto hates?

- Yes.
- People change.

Holy Roy G. Biv,
that's a trifecta.

Who's left?

I got mine.

Hulk? How's it going?

Fluffy Bunnies.

Thank you.
Might makes right. Nice.

'Tis a veritable rainbow
of smack down.

Hey, wait a minute,
aren't we missin' somebub?

Uh, Hulk count.

One, seven, fish,

- two thousand, negative three.
- Sorry I'm late.

You wouldn't believe
the traffic in the time stream.

Whoa, what happened?

Yes! The Stones are gone.

I think we actually destroyed
their power.

Dost thou mean the Universe
will be restored?

It should be any second now.

Get those cameras ready.
Say Cheese.

Here it comes.

Come on, work with me universe.

And restore.

Dude. Dude. Dude.

You fools actually imagined
it would be that easy to defeat me?

Haven't you learned by now,
Iron Man.

Never turn your back on the surf.

Or the Surfer!

I think I might actually

miss some of you
when you're gone.

Not Wolverine.

And they say I'm the one
without people skills.

Surfer, let us go.

You're still a member
of this Squad.

And we won't give up on you.

Yeah. Cause you won't
be around to.

Huh?

Oh, not cool man. Not cool.

Whew.
That was your best hex yet.

I Wish I could
take the credit, but...

Dark Surfer, you stand accused

of five million and seventy-eight crimes
against the universe.

Infraction one, unbuckling
your seat belt in an airplane

while the stay seated sign was on.

Infraction two,
eradicating the Kree Empire.

Infraction three...

Can we do this inside?

Something tells me
it's gonna take awhile.

Infraction 453,

eradicating Galactus.

I can't figure it out.

The Universe should be back
to normal by now.

We must have
forgotten something.

Infinity Stones, check.
Dark Surfer, check.

Team uniting to take down
a onetime friend turned evil, check.

The Sword!
The Infinity Sword is still missing.

And it's going to stay that way.

You never destroyed
the Infinity Stones.

They're with the Sword

where you'll never find them!

That doth mean everything
will stay the way it is now!

And other little stuff.

Earth wandering frozen through space,

the Universe destroyed, people missing.

Think of it as my gift to you.

The Surfer was your
responsibility, Iron Man.

I, Ronan The Accuser, accuse you.

Okay, okay. Yeesh.

Why couldn't you be
Ronan the Appreciative?

Maybe Ronan's right.

I failed to save the day.

Should I even be leading
the Super Hero Squad?

Yes!

- Duh.
- Huh? How'd ya...

Oh, I left my
mask speakers on, huh?

Being a hero is hard.

- Deal with it.
- Yeah!

All right, all right,
twist my arm.

Woah, not literally, Hulk!

You'll still
never find the Sword.

The odds against it are infinite.

Infinite, my favorite odds.

Ah-ha! That's it!

Herbie, plot a course.

- To where?
- Anywhere, just do it.

Scarlet Witch,
you hex our coordinates.

We need to go to the least probable
place you can think of.

Uh, an underwater all-you-can-eat
Swedish barbecue?

The end of the Universe.

That's the end of the Universe?

I was expecting at least
a restaurant or something.

There is an "or something."

The Cosmic Infinity Pool.

Ooh. Chilly.

Got something.

How'd you get in here?

Almost got it.

Finally it's...

Mine!

Doom. How did you...

I got this.
Rewind to Doom's flashback.

Nuts.

There I was, dangling off
the very edge of the Universe.

But when life gives you lemons,

you make other fools
suck 'em!

When I saw the sword land
in the Cosmic Infinity Pool,

I dove in after it.

I saw it first!

But I need the Sword
to restore the Universe.

Get in line,
you lousy do gooder.

I thought you weren't allowed
in a pool ever again

after that time you...

Whatever Reed Richards
told you,

I was only leaking coolant!

Funny, I've never seen coolant
that color.

Come on, Doom,

for once in your life
do the right thing!

Ow.

Yuck. Do you know
what's in that stuff?

Do you like it?

No.

Then what do I care?

You think maybe we should
go help him out?

Does Sabretooth go in the woods?

Yes!

Oxygen at or activated.

Oxygen on.

Oxygenation complete.

Not this time, Squaddies!

This fight is between
me and Iron Man.

We have a score to settle...

Hey! Ow!

Since when can you bite
with that faceplate?

Since I got
the Stark Tech upgrade.

Employee discount.

Oh, enough!

Ooh.

You gotta be kidding me!

Not again?

Ooh, look at all the spark lies.

More fractals? Great.

I am not chasing
those down again.

You see? This is why
we can't have nice things.

Gosh, oh, jeepers!

Jumping bad guys.
Those Squaddies did it.

It looks like the Universe
is going to be A-OK.

See? Saving the Universe
is a piece of cake.

Really difficult cake.

Kree High Command
calling Ronan the Accuser.

The empire is restored.

Smoke me a kipper, Commander.
I'll be back for breakfast

with one very bad villain
for our Ultimate Security prison.

I'll come peacefully.
After all, I am guilty.

And I am very, very sorry.
For everything.

Surfer, please. We all know
it was the sword corrupting you.

- Totally. Still, I must pay for my crimes.
- Totally.

But when you've done your time,

you'll have a place on the
Super Hero Squad to come back to.

- Hear, hear.
- Hulk miss shiny.

- Yes!
- We're all about second chances.

See ya soon, chrome dome.

Wow. I will never have guys
for roommates again.

Ms. Marvel. You're okay.

Oh, yeah.

- Er...
- Oh, no...

- Yeah.
- Sorry.

Finally. Ms. Marvel kept her word
and freed us.

And now,
time for long-past-due revenge.

Uh, okay. Where's the Surfer?

Surfer? Surfer?

We have some unfinished
business to attend to.

Me thinks thou art
several episodes too late.

Oh, do you?

Well me thinks,
the Surfer was mine to finish.

I guess I'll just have
to satisfy myself

with destroying all of you!

Uh, I think you've lost your edge.

Fine, Chicken farm?

Chicken farm.

Super Hero Squad,

the Universe owes you its thanks.

If you six hadn't
worked together as a team,

the Dark Surfer would have
destroyed everything.

And, as much as I hate
to share credit

for helping to break the sword,

I'd like to thank Dr. Doom.

Oh, you can't.

What do I get out of this?

See, fools?

Whoa, get a load of all these medals.

There's the Skrull Mandible Cluster,

the Sons of Liberty Secret Whistle,

the Cosmic Congressional
Medal of Honor,

the Kree Armada Cross of Bravery,

The Arizona Minute Man Malitia.

Yeah, and the no prize.

Oh, yes, yes.

And best of all...

Now we only have to serve
three life sentences.

Oh, yeah. Best day ever.

Free Banana whackies
and a cool new jumpsuit. Sweet!

Excuse me while I wail.

And I was... I had such hope!

I had so many plans!

I'm too young to wear
a one piece orange suit!

I've said it before,

and I'll say it again,
my evil minions.

Nuts!

All right, Squaddies.
It's time to Hero...

Wait! Can I say it?

Cause I'm a for-reals
hero now and everything?

- Just come on.
- Thou hast earned it.

- Pointy say.
- Somebody say it already.

You sure are.
Go ahead, Scarlet Witch.

It's time to Hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out ♪

♪ All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ They may not get along
But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

Enough said, true believers.

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪