The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 24 - Soul Stone Picnic! - full transcript

Ms. Marvel instructs the Squaddies to help Captain Marvel fight the Dark Surfer, but she, Thor and Iron Man end up in the Soul Stone with Thanos and Warlock.

By Odin's mustache!

The earth hath been pulled
from its orbit.

And 'tis colder
than a sorceress' flugelhorn...

in a brass band.

- Ah.
- Huh?

Like spring in Canada.

Still, I worry.

You should. In Super Hero City,
we call this cold.

Dangerously cold.

Even the Hulk's lips
are turning blue.

- What?
- Okay, Hulk,



let's get out of "a la mode"
and into Hero mode.

Here's the best
I can do about the cold.

We'll use the Helicarrier's
fusion engines

to keep the city
from freezing completely.

Herbie, minimum altitude,

and red line those turbos.

- Getting a little better.
- Not for long.

Eventually, this'll crack
the reactor block.

Then we've don't have much time
to find the Dark Surfer.

I found the Dark Surfer.

- That didn't take much time.
- The Watcher gave me a tip.

Captain Marvel's
fighting him right now.

I can't look.

I know he's the super-powerful
Kree Protector of the Universe and all,



but Captain Marvel
doesn't stand a chance.

Okay, a little tuck here, fold there.

That looks nice.
Oh, good wing. Okay.

Marvel's got even more
cosmic energy power than I do,

but the Surfer's
a universe-beater.

He already used the Reality Stone

to turn the Kree Empire into a cake

and left it out in the rain.

And it took so long to bake it.

Oh, no!

No wonder Captain M's
going wild on the Surfer.

Super Hero Squad,
we gotta get there fast.

Yeah, but do we even know
where "there" is?

The Watcher won't meddle
in human affairs.

Right, he wouldn't tell me
where this is happening,

but Captain Marvel has a special ability
called "Cosmic Awareness."

I was not aware of that.

The last time I saw him,

a little bit of that awareness
rubbed off on me.

Enough to track him.

We've got to get out there
and back up Captain Marvel.

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule
the universe.

All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up.

♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Thanos ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

Okay, the Helicarrier will stay here

to keep the citizens
of Super Hero City from freezing.

I'll lead the way.

Thor, you and I will
follow Ms. Marvel into space.

Come. The Dark Surfer awaits.

- Ha!
- Keep toasty, gang.

Surfer.

The Kree Empire is gone.

You erased my people.

Maybe I did.

Maybe they're in limbo.

You'll never know.
Ha! No matter.

Hey, I just thought of a new game.

Reality stone.

Okay, that's...

Ow.

Hello? What? No.
No, I'm not busy.

Dormammu. Buddy. What's up?

Yeah, hang on a second.

Is it better over here?

H-How about now?

So what's new
in the Dark Dimension?

Yeah.

H-Hey dude, I got, like,

three episodes tops

to destroy the universe.

No, no for kicks.

Yeah I know. Tell me about it.

Hey, let me hit you back.
All right. Yeah.

Dark Surfer.

I am still
Protector of the Universe,

I won't let it fall
to the likes of you.

We're a little beyond that,
don't you think?

Time Stone!

Oh, very festive.

My complete "12 days of Kree-smas"
ornament collection.

Yes, from before
they were destroyed

with the Kree Empire.

You monster.

I know. Wasn't that cruel?

I can't believe I wasted
my life saving and helping,

when I could have been
teasing and destroying.

That's the last straw.

Neener, neener, neener.

Power Stone.

Maybe I'll trap you

in the soul stone

so I can finish you later.

Adam Warlock and Thanos
could use the company.

Adam Warlock, you cannot keep

leaving your philosophy books
open on the floor.

I always trip on them
in the middle of the night

on my way to the can.

Just go before bedtime

like everybody else, huh?

Gee, I never thought of that.
I do!

But that's not the point.

Just stop it with your stuff

lying around everywhere. Okay?

It could be a kidney problem.
You should that looked at.

- True.
- If anything,

I should be the one
complaining to you.

You're the would-be conqueror

who stole the Soul Stone
from me.

Waah, waah, waah,
look where it got me.

Trapped here with you.
Ironic, huh?

That's not irony.

Are you sure? Ah!

You know, conquering
is such a competitive field.

I think I need a simple,
stress-free gig.

Like what? Making cartoons?

No. Raising chickens.

If we ever get out
of this place,

I'm starting a chicken farm.
Want to? Want to?

Only if I can be the boss.

Deal. When I'm on my break.

So, uh, what kinds of
chickens do we raise?

Hey, you take your pick,
little mister.

There's Plymouth Rock chickens.

Uh, Rhode Island Red chickens.

Rhode Island White chickens.

Rhode Island Mauve chickens.

- New Hampshires, Old Hampshires...
- Ah! Oh, here we go.

Barleycorns, Dorking capons,
mincing peck miesters,

- Golden seabrites, silver seabrites...
- I get it. Shut your beak.

Over there.

Sweetie!

Baby, what took you so long?

Look you out!

More guests?

I'll set em up.

I'll knock 'em down.

Sit this one out, sweetie.

You're exhausted.

Too much at stake.

Oh, Captain Marvel,
you're such a big, brave boy.

Yes, you are.

But with the Infinity Stones,

I can hit you with anything.

Fire!

Ice!

Comets!

Yes!

Fish!

Maskypoo. Cosmic Shield.

- Maskypoo?
- A worthy pet name.

She hath a mask.

Flower pots!

- I'm not sure...
- How much more we can take?

About 30 seconds
by my calculations.

His Cosmic Awareness
also helps him...

Finish other people's sentences?

Yeah, I figured that out.

Penguins!

Captain Marvel, can't you use
your Cosmic Awareness to...

Help defeat the Dark Surfer?

Dude, do you have
any idea how...

How irritating that is? You bet.

Plumbing supplies!

Will someone please
turn the heat down?

No. You're just going
to have to tough it out.

If it's hot up here, that means
the city below isn't freezing.

Lady, I'm standing
in a pool of funk

that would
impress George Clinton.

I am toughing it out!

Hulk drippy.

Come on, now, guys.
We can't let this heat break us.

Everybody just try
to think cool thoughts.

Yuck.

Snow cone have hair in it.

Yeah. That's what's
gross about this.

Elephants!

Now, this is getting...

Ridiculous? Yes.

Sweetie, the shield's failing.

My Cosmic Awareness tells me

that the answer
to defeating the Surfer

lies inside the Soul Stone, on the...

Infinity Gauntlet the Surfer's wearing.

- Ha!
- Two can play that game.

Game? Oh, I want to play, too.

I've got a plan
to trick the Surfer.

But it's pretty risky.

Mind if I join
your little tea party, girls?

It's time to Hero Up.

Nothing in this universe
is safe from me.

Ow.

Power Stone!

Yon varlet didst violate
the Hero-Up sequence.

That was creepy.

Do the plan. Now.

Beware, dark villain
of water sports.

Reality Stone.

Ribbiteth.

First Beta Ray Bill, now this.

I like the classics.

Tell me, is it easy being green?

As they say on Earth, banzai!

Ow! Ow! Okay, that hurts.

You know, a friend of mine
lost a Soul Stone just like that one.

And exactly how many souls
can you fit in there anyway?

Enough! Who do you think
you're dealing with?

I could strip away your life energy
with the Soul Stone.

Or blast you apart into atoms

with the Power Stone.

Stop wasting our time
with the Time Stone.

I sure hope you know
what you're doing.

No. Atomization is too good
for you.

My thoughts as well. Ribbiteth.

Eternal imprisonment
inside the Soul Stone

is what you deserve.

Goodbye forever.

Go. You can run,

but you can't hide.

Your friends are gone forever,

thanks to you,

there's less
of the universe every day.

Of course,
you got your Jersey Giants,

your Roasters,
Chicken-Finger Pullets,

Prancing pullets,
Blue Andalusians...

It's funny, they're not actually blue.
Uh, anyway, Buttercups,

Cornish game hens...
You know it's funny,

- a lot of people think that cornish hens.
- I can't take it anymore.

Enough with the chickens.

Tell you what, I promise

I will clean up after myself
from now on,

if you just, please, please,

for the love of all things
that aren't chickens,

stop talking about chickens.

Chickens? Oh.

There's all kinds of chickens.

I get it!

The Super Hero Squad?

My, my, my, how the mighty
have fallen.

Splat.

All part of the plan.

We came here on purpose, Thanos.

Then my, how the mighty
have fallen in IQ.

Verily,
and the Infinity-powered journey

hath also stripped
the frogginess from Thor.

I never understand this guy.

Well, you can't have
the top bunk.

You can take the mint
off the pillow.

- We won't be staying.
- What?

I'm stuck inside the Soul Stone
for all eternity

and so are you. And what mint?

You once wore
the Infinity Gauntlet.

You know the extent
of its power.

Tell us how to use it
to defeat the Dark Surfer.

All right. No.

What's in it for me?

Make you a deal.
When we defeat the Surfer,

we'll let you go.

That's not gonna happen.

Would you offer me
the same deal?

As if you know how to wield

one of the most
powerful devices

in the universe.

You can't even fold
your own laundry.

Oh yeah? Maybe I can,

but I don't want to.

Wow, you've been pretending
not to know

just to make me do it?

Now that is evil.

What else have you been
holding out on me?

That I hate chickens!

Chickens? Chi...

You know, it's funny
you should mention chickens.

- I didn't mention chickens.
- Yes, you did.

And now you know his secret.

It's why purple boy here
was so determined

to get rid of the Super Hero Squad.

But that was before
the Dark Surfer beat him

- like a meringue.
- Oh, please,

he could have said anything.

How do you even know it's true?

You talk in your sleep.

Oh.

Well, what good will knowing it
do you, Squaddies?

You're stuck here just like us.

Yeah. That's not exactly true.

Captain Marvel, we know now.

We can't help but marvel
at the power of Captain Marvel.

Touche.

That's not what that means.

Oh.

I know I'm gonna regret this.

Go ahead.

Well you gotcha,
British Redcaps,

Mediterranean An con as,
Spanish Chickens,

Andalusian Chickens,
Toledo Mudhens,

Coney Island cluckmiesters.

Oh, got all my fingers.
Got all my toes.

Got one arc reactor.
Yep, I'm okay.

Okay, listen, allies.

There's one thing we have
in our advantage.

The Surfer doesn't know it,

but my Cosmic Awareness
gave me a sympathetic link

to the Soul Stone.

Ever since Thanos trapped me there

and your Scarlet Witch freed me.

Well, such valuable knowledge
would have served us better

before thou didst allow me
to be turned into a reptile.

But, hey, what are you gonna do?

Actually, a frog is an amphibian.

Oh, and that makes it
okay, then?

That's not important.

What is important is that we...

Wait, I think I heard something.

Nice shot, Iron Man.

You're like gnats, compared to me.

Why bother to squash you
like the bugs you are,

when I can will you
out of existence

with a wave of my hand?

Ms. Marvel. Take my hand.

Huh?

Reality Stone.

Bye-bye.

We're getting erased.

Only hope...

is you.

Hey, why are you talking
like that?

Don't let go.

He put up a fight.

But what a waste of effort.

Ms. Marvel!

Soon you'll be gone anyway.

No, Dark Surfer.

It is you who will be gone.

She opened a portal
to the Negative Zone.

Come. We strike now.

What do you think... Ow!

There.

Mmm,

spring fresh.

Whew. Glad the temperature's

finally back to normal around here.

That's not necessarily
a good thing.

It's back to normal because
we're running on reserve power.

Speak for yourself.
You weren't the one saturated

in Eau de Hulk.

Wait did you say "reserve power"?

How do you run out of power
with a fusion generator?

Oh, I don't know.
Maybe from trying to stop

another Ice Age?

Uh, what exactly just happened?

Captain Marvel gave all of his power

to Ms. Marvel to save us.

- Is he...
- No. No

My sweetie became one
with the living cosmos.

Now I'm the Kree Protector
of the Universe.

Which is kinda weird
because I'm from Orlando.

Cool. Can I have his stuff?

I mean, we did it. We...

Defeated the Dark Surfer?

Sorry, Iron Man.
It won't take him long

to get out of the Negative Zone

and be back to finish the job.

And when he doth, we shall be ready.

- Yeah.
- You betcha, thunder bub.

- Let him bring it.
- You know it.

We better be ready.

Oh! Ice coming back.

Hulk can have
real snow cone now?

Sure. Get out there
and start eating.