The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 22 - Missing: Impossible! - full transcript

While searching for the
diabolical and dangerous Dark Surfer,

the Squaddies and I
were unexpectedly visited

by a strange being
from beyond our known universe.

No, not the Mayor, but someone
just as bizarre and unpredictably silly,

who was about to make life for the
Super Hero Squad virtually impossible.

Me, me, me!
Can I have next turn to help?

I've even got my own hammer.

By Odin's soul patch!

Someone hath replaced
all our hammers with chickens!

And a couple of eggs.
But mostly chickens!

We've secretly replaced the fine coffee



they usually serve
with radioactive jumping beans.

Now, let's see if anybody
can tell the difference.

Iron Man, we have a situation!

The coffee?
Yeah, I know, I know.

Oh, no!

Just kidding!

There is definitely something
weird going on around here.

We've got company.

Somebody snuck aboard
the helicarrier.

Unidentified intruder,
25 meters that way and closing.

20 meters.

This can't be happening.

Ten meters. Five meters!

Wow. Five meters, you say?



Uh, how many hammer lengths
be that?

Hold on. The intruder's not
in front of us.

He's in the ventilation system!

No, no, no, no, no, people.
Your line is, "Not you! It's impossible!"

And then I say,
"Not Impossible! Impossible Man!"

With this Infinity Gauntlet

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right Squaddies,
time to Hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Thanos ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

I am the Impossible Man!

Hi, everybody. Great to see you.
Looking good.

I'm here to answer
all your questions.

I've got one.

Who are you?

"Hey, Impossible Man,
tell us your origin story!"

Well, I never pass up

a chance to tell my origin story!

I'm from the planet Poppup.
The end.

Just kidding.

Everyone on my planet

has the power to change shapes
and defy logic

and be really good
at balloon animals.

You know, years ago,
I came to Earth

and had a wonderful summer
with the Fantastic Four.

We went to San Diego
for some convention.

Lots of weirdos there, believe me.

Okay, nothing to see here,
people. Moving right along.

So Earth and Poppup decided to
establish diplomatic relations.

Ooh, fun!

Ah, my spine!

Ms. Marvel became Earth's
ambassador to Poppup,

and, boy, we loved her.

You were so nice to us
that I've come to return the favor.

I'm going to stay here
with you for a while.

Oh, absolutely not.

No, never, not in a million years.

Ms. Marvel's right.
Out there somewhere,

the Dark Surfer
is controlling the universe.

We have to get this Helicarrier
fixed up pronto.

We don't have time to host visitors,

even if they do bring books
Hulk can actually read.

Sorry, bub.
You're going to have to go home.

I can't go home!

My wife kicked me out.

That make Hulk sad.

Now, you see the problem is,
she said he was impossible to live with.

Or that maybe he wasn't
impossible enough for her?

I don't know,
something like that.

Truth be told, I wasn't really listening
to what she was saying.

Oh, but his heart
hath been broken!

Surely it couldn't hurt
to let him stay on our couch?

Yeah! Let green man stay!

Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, other green man.

I promise I'll be
a great house guest.

You have positively nothing
to worry about.

Worried? Who's worried?

I'm getting nowhere
with these doors.

This is a job for Handy Man.

We're superheroes.

We should be able
to fix a door.

Oh, I know how to fix a door!

Oh, baby, do I know how
to fix a door!

Back on Pop up, do you know what
they call me?

No. What they call you?

I was asking you, 'cause
I have no idea whatsoever.

I was hoping you'd tell me.

I think I did it.

You funny.

You, too! And I'm green!

Hulk green, too!

Yes, and I'm funny!
Now come on, Hulk.

Let's see what else
we can fix.

Now, see, if I were you,
I'd connect this to that.

Number-one rule
of comedy, Hulk.

Always zap the cute robot.

I'm not going to lie.

That hurt.

A lot.

Okay. I admit it.

It was a bad idea
to let him stay.

Impossible Man has caused
billions of dollars worth of damage

and put countless lives in danger.

And he's only been here
20 minutes!

Ah, it feels longer.

Hulk and Green Man finished!

The helicarrier has a got
a shiny new coat of paint.

You know,
I'm having so much fun.

But I gotta tell you,
I still miss my wife.

Yes. Uh, how about
that weather, huh?

Looks like rain.

You know, my wife and I used to love
talking about the weather!

We were going to have kids

and name them Sunny, Cloudy,
and Partly Cloudy.

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

What, that we should drag him
to the zoo and feed him to the bears?

Yeah.

No, if we can get
the Impossible Man

back together with his wife,
he'll leave.

I suppose it's worth a shot.

But if that doesn't work,
we're still going to the zoo.

Impy, if you love your wife,
then win her back.

Shell head is right.

If she means that much
to you, just tell her.

But I tried that.

I made the greatest
expression of love

that an Impossible Man
can give.

You threw a pie at her,
didn't you?

Ah, you saw the video, huh?

Yeah, but then we talked.

When we got married, she thought
I was going to do great things.

But I haven't
done anything great.

And now she's
disappointed in me.

Impress her.
Do something great.

Something epic.
Something that's not a prank.

It sounds so hard.
What if I fail?

Failure is not an option.

If your wife means
the whole universe to you,

then you should show it
by doing something huge!

You're right, Turtle Man.
I should conquer the universe.

Wait, what?

Thanks, pal!

Okay, I didn't see that coming.

You told him to conquer
the universe?

I didn't tell him
to conquer the uni...

Besides, he can't
conquer the universe.

The Dark Surfer already
conquered the universe.

By Odin's subplot, what if...
and I'm just spit balling here...

what if yon cartoony alien actually
were to defeat the Dark Surfer?

Hey, Thor, nobody even knows
where the Dark Surfer is.

I sense something is wrong.

Ho, mighty Dark Surfer!

I come to challenge you to a contest
for control of the universe.

I want no part of any contest.

But I'll give you the best part.
C'mon, please?

Leave me now, or face the fury
of the Infinity Sword.

It just so happens
I brought my own sword.

En garde, Dark Surfer.

That is French for,
"We'll be right back."

The Infinity Sword

is the most powerful weapon
in the universe.

Wow, then what do you say
we trade?

Fool!

My sword can only be used
by the one who wields

the Infinity Gauntlet
and the Infinity Stones.

I will waste
no more time with you.

Gimme the universe!

Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Woo-hoo!

Hey, if I didn't know any better,

and I obviously don't,
I'd say we're in Asgard.

Woo-hoo!

You are more powerful
than I expected.

Our battle has shaken
the very fabric of reality.

I didn't know I could do that.

Whoo!

Whoa, Skrull fight!

Ho-ho! Woo-hoo!

Observe.
Nothing up my sleeve.

Well, hello,
tall, dark, and purple.

Who are you?

Too big to throw.
Let me guess, Pilates?

Okay, gimme your wallet.

Come on, help me out.

Ah.

Now look what you did!

Woo-hoo!

At long last,
I have been freed.

Now let my enemies tremble
at the might of Doctor Doom!

Abomination, Modok,

back to Latveria,

where we will plot my spin off!

Prep that Helicarrier
and find the Impossible Man.

Systems aren't responding.

Greetings. I am
the Helicarrier main computer.

The helicarrier
is talking again?

I thought we turned that off.

Impossible Man went to
a very good technical school.

He has modified the computer systems.
Now I am in charge.

Computer, I order you
to stand down.

I'm afraid I can't do that, Da...

I mean, uh, Iron Man.

I am in control.
I can't allow you

to interfere with my operatives.

Oh! Who turned out the lights?

Terrific.
Now we have to fight the Helicarrier.

There's a signpost up ahead.

You have entered the Negative Zone.

I will see you destroyed,
you annoying green pest.

Hey, look, the Positive Zone.
I suddenly feel so optimistic.

Wait a minute. There's no such place
as the Positive Zone.

- Are you sure?
- Positively positive.

Ta-da!

Must find green man.
Green man Hulk's friend!

Teach Hulk
imitatable behavior!

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Oh yeah? Why?

Because if you open those doors,

the Helicarrier will self-destruct.

Okay. Hulk smash!

Hulk, no!

The computer's calling the shots.

Uh-uh. From now on,

we're calling the shots,
not the Impossible Man.

First, we are gonna take back
our helicarrier,

then we're gonna stop Impossible Man
and the Dark Surfer.

You have been
a supremely worthy,

and supremely annoying, foe.

But your time has come to an end.

What is the meaning of this?

It's a seventh Infinity Stone.

The Pizzazz Stone.
It's got moxie. It's in there.

Look close! Closer.

Closer. Closer.

Yes! Dark Surfer
has been banished.

The universe is mine.

All of this belongs to me!

That shouldn't be happening,

not unless there's a black hole
powerful enough to...

destroy the universe.

Think, Impy, think.

There must be some easy way

to prevent this hole
from destroying the universe.

Ooh.

Ahh.

Eww.

We're gonna need a bigger planet.

Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

We have to get to the bridge.

But if we open the doors,
the Helicarrier will explode.

We need to forget plausible
and think impossible.

What would Impossible Man do?
Ah, I've got it!

Ooh.

Super Hero Squad, Hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad!
Super Hero Squad, Hero up ♪

Your super powers
are no match

for my 100 giga-mega-gigaherz
of computer power.

Now, I kinda wish you hadn't
upgraded the defense systems.

Please. Take that.

And that.

Hit 'em, Squaddies.

Hey, where did this thing
come from?

No wonder! It's set
to Hollywood Executive.

According to this,
the computer was set on a course

to meet up
with the Impossible Man.

Look! There green friend.

Oxygen at or activated.

Oxygen on.

Oxygenation complete.

Okay, hole.
I've tried fixing you,

I've tried reasoning with you,
I've even tried destroying you.

It's all over, Impossible Bub!

No conquering the universe,

no changing our helicarrier,

no breaking the fourth wall
for no good reason.

Is this what I think this is?

That? Why, it's nothing.

Just your usual hole
in the fabric of space and time

that's going to cause the universe to
collapse and destroy all existence.

Yeah, that's what
I thought it was.

Well I hate to run Tin Man,

but I have to catch a bus. A train.

A bus-train. Yeah, of course,
of course, definitely a train man.

I'll leave this unsolvable problem
in your capable hands.

Sayonara.

Oh, no!
You're not going anywhere!

You made this mess.
You have to help fix it.

But I can't!

Are you even listening
to yourself?

Look at all the trouble you've caused.

You have the power to do anything.

Fixing a hole
should be easy for you.

I know, but I tried.

I've tried every logical thing
I could think of.

What exactly about you is "logical"?

What's that you say,
Falconi?

You're right. I'm not about logical.

I'm about the impossible.
I need an idea.

I need a stupid impractical idea
and I need it now.

Tick-Tock.
We don't have much time.

I can try stuffing the hole,
but I need something

permeable or soft or flexible.

Or Me!

Uh. What pointy-head
green man doing?

You did it!
You saved the universe.

Yes, I saved the universe.

And I know I should be happy,
but I miss my wife.

Impy?

Impy, is that you?

Everybody, I want you
to meet my wife.

Snuggles, this is everybody.
I dare you to guess which one's the Hulk.

What happened to you?
Why are you stuck here?

Why, I saved the universe.

Hmm? Oh. Aye!

He speaketh the truth.

Your husband plugged
the hole with his...

Uh, well,
he saved the universe.

Oh, how did the hole
happen in the first...

That's not important right now.
The important thing is he's a hero,

and you should take him back.

Aw.

Oh! My hero.

No, Impossible Woman,
our hero.

Well, the universe plug that Reed
Richards made is working perfectly.

Impossible, you're free to go home.

Farewell, my friends.

Tin Man,
I think I'll miss you most of all.

Guys, I'm sorry if I caused any trouble.

That's okay, Impy.
No hard feelings.

Aww, thanks.
Oh, hey. There's this.

Ba-da-boom!

Mmm. Boysenberry.

For once, he hit me with a pie I like.

So, what are you two impossibly
annoying love bubs gonna do now?

Any big plans?

We're going to start a family.
We're adopting.

Aw, Daddykins.

Aw, Babykins.

Vengeance will be mine,

and the entire universe will pay.

And so Dark Surfer flies off into space,

bla-di, bla-di, blah,
but we all know he'll be back.

Now just type, uh, "fade out"
and "the rear end."

I mean, "the end."