The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 16 - Days, Nights, and Weekends of Future Past! (Six Against Infinity, Part 2) - full transcript

Add infinity to infinity,

and I can scatter
the six of you across time,

space, and reality!

You'll be out
of my universe forever!

(Iron Man)
Guys, if you can hear me, remember,

Squaddies don't give up.
We hero up!

And if you can't hear me,
well, never mind.

(beeps)

(cries out)

(cries out)

(grunts)



(computer beeps)

We're back home.
Super Hero City.

(beeps)

It's nighttime?
We must have been gone for a while.

(beeps) Like 40 years.

Hmm. Wonder if I can find
a pizza at this time of...

Forty years?

(beeps) I'm measuring
chronal distortion.

We've landed forty years...
(beeps)

...in the future!

The future?

Are we in one of those
utopian futures

where everything is good?

Or are we in one of those
nightmare dystopian



everything-gone-wrong
bad futures?

This is Sentinel patrol 616.

Halt and prepare
to be destroyed!

Alert! Neutralize
unidentified hostiles!

(beeps)
I'm guessing bad future.

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right Squaddies,
time to Hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
even Thanos ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins
the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(groans)

Alert! One unidentified hero
and one assistant

or possibly a talking
parking meter.

This unit will apprehend
the obviously weaker unit.

Hey!

The name is Falcon.

Maybe this will
jog your memory.

(grunts)

Whoa!

We're in trouble, H.E.R.B.I.E. Tell me
you've got something that we can use

against those robots.

(beeps)

You are charged
with curfew violation,

resisting a Sentinel,

and possession of duct tape
without a license.

The penalty is termination.

(chuckles)

(Man)
You leave those kids alone!

Magneto?

You were expecting
maybe Squirrel Girl?

(groans)

(strains)

(grunts)

(strains)

(loud clanging)

(grunts)

You're a villain.
Why are you saving us?

I'm not a villain, I think.

Anyway I've mellowed out
in my old age

and I haven't done anything
evil in years

that I can remember.

(drilling)

(Falcon strains)

Take that.

- (crashing sounds)
- (cat yowls)

We need to fraptazzle
before the, uh...

Sentinel comes back with, uh...

reinforcements.

Fraptazzle.
It means skedaddle.

Vamoose.
Hightail it.

(beeps) My universal translator
must not be working.

We need to run away.

Follow me.

I know a place we can lay low.

(beeps) Do we trust him?

Do we have a choice?

(Falcon) The Helicarrier got turned
into an apartment complex?

(Magneto)
When the Sentinels took over,

they decommissioned the Helicarrier.

- The Sentinels?
- Yes.

That's an interesting story.

You see...

(snoring)

Huh?

(snores)

Oh, here we go.
Get off my lawn you rot...

Oh. I mean, where was I?

Oh yes. Ah, the interesting story.
The Sentinels.

Forty-odd years odd ago,

there was no one around
to protect Super Hero City,

so the people built the Sentinels
to protect themselves.

But the Sentinels decided
that the best way

to protect them was to conquer them.

The Sentinels took over the world,

led by their new evil ruler,

my daughter, The Scarlet Empress.

(Falcon)
Wanda? The Scarlet Witch?

(Magneto) Well, now she calls herself
the Scarlet Empress.

Well. Anyway. The Sentinels
are her personal army.

I suppose you think it's my fault
for raising her evil.

For all I know, you're right.

But I honestly don't remember.

- Prune juice?
- (gulps)

I do remember
that she's evil.

Evil!

Pure e...

- (snores)
- (horn honks)

That's impossible.

Wanda would never be a villain... again.
She's reformed.

The Super Hero Squad and I
convinced her to become good.

(snoring continues)

(electricity hums)

Uh-oh. There is no
Super Hero Squad.

I've downloaded
the history files.

In this world, the Super Hero Squad
never existed.

No Super Hero Squad?

Then why was it called
Super Hero City?

We're not in the future of our world.

We're in an alternate future reality.

Alternate reality? Another world?

- A "What If?"
- (beeps)

You have no idea what
I'm talking about, do you?

Doesn't matter.

I'm going to see Wanda
and reason with her.

I convinced her
to become good once.

I can do it again.

It's impossible.

No one's allowed to see
the Scarlet Empress.

She stays holed up in the Vault.

Sentinels outside, traps inside.

It can't be done. Except...

- (Falcon) Except?
- (Magneto) There was one hero

who fought back against the Sentinels.

He's known as the Man.

A legend.

The Man is the only one
who's ever gotten

in and out of the Vault
and lived to tell about it.

Please, no more prune juice.

I might have to fly behind you.

We need to find this guy, the Man.

He can tell us how
to get inside and see Wanda.

Hmm. Last I heard, he was being
held in Super Hero City prison.

No problem. I have a plan to bust him out.

And by me, I mean H.E.R.B.I.E.

H.E.R.B.I.E., uh,
come up with something.

(beeps) Uh-oh.

(Falcon) This is the best plan
you could come up with?

(beeps)
If you didn't like it,

you should've said something.

I did say something.

(beeps) What was that?
I wasn't listening.

Alert. Identify yourselves.

(beeps) I'm Sentinel Omega Five.
These are my prisoners.

Prison block transfer
for cell block A-A-23.

Proceed.

(beeps)
I can't believe that worked.

They're probably holding the Man
in solitary confinement.

This way. (Farts)

This is the toughest hero
in the world.

It's gotta be Wolverine, right?

No way! It can't be!

You? Reptil?

You were expecting
maybe Squirrel Girl?

Reptil?

- You're the Man?
- That's me.

Smash a few thousand Sentinels
and they give you a clever nickname.

Magneto.
What are you doing here?

I don't remember.

I can't believe you're not a kid any more.

Alert! All units!

Escape in progress!

(strains)

Escape in progress!

Escape in progress!
Escape in progress!

They're onto us.
How are we going to get out?

Easy.

We're heading out
the front door.

(alarms blaring)

(Sentinels beeping)

That's it. Good.

Keep it steady, Magneto.

Reptil! Fighting the Sentinel

and coming up with
this getaway plan...

That was amazing!

(Reptil) Stick with me, kid.

There's more
where that came from.

(Falcon) Kid?

I know it's hard to believe,
but it's the truth.

If I can confront the Scarlet Empress,

I can turn her away from evil.

I don't think it's possible, kid.

Will you please
stop calling me that?

You're supposed to be the kid.

You're Reptil!

The happy-go-lucky, relaxed kid.

Happy-go-lucky?

(scoffs)

That was a long time ago, kid.

This is never going to work.

So you're not going to help us?

Of course I'll help you.

I never pass up a chance
for a good fight.

(stomach gurgling)

(Magneto) Oh. Uh-oh.

(farts)

(car alarms blaring
in distance)

(dogs bark in distance)

(coyote howls)

(Falcon)
We're going back to prison?

(Reptil) We can't attack the Vault.
It's too well protected.

But they recently built a passageway

connecting the prison with the Vault.

That passage is unprotected.

Because no one in their right mind
would break into prison.

This will be dangerous.

Then again, who wants to live forever?

- I do.
- Me too.

Guess what, gentlemen?

We won't be needing
the disguise anymore.

So it gets easier?

You wish.

This is where it gets hard.

H.E.R.B.I.E., plug into
the computer systems.

All the walls and floors in here
are armed with automated traps.

See if you can disable the...

- (alarm blaring)
- (beeps)

(beeps)
Oops, I left the caps lock on.

(lasers blasting)

(strains)

(beeps)

(beeps)

(grunts)

Ahh.

My feet are killing me.

(horn honks)

(grunts)

I'm getting too old for this.

Welcome to my world.

(horn honks)

(Reptil) It's a vacuum cleaner,

programmed
to remove impurities.

It's dangerous,
but it's not very bright.

As long as we're quiet,

- it won't bother us.
- What?

Adam anti um saw blade.

Run for it!

What?

(grunts)

What is wrong with the future?

I thought the future
was going to be flying cars,

not vacuum cleaners
with spinning blades of death.

- (horn honks)
- That's nothing.

You should see the flying cars

with the spinning blades of death.

(loud thumping sounds)

(laughs)

Wanda?

No one calls me Wanda.

Call me the Scarlet Empress.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, sweetheart. How are things?

I was having a bad day.

But now that I get to destroy you,
it's starting to look up.

Wanda, wait.
I have to talk to you!

Why would I want to talk to you?

Talking is boring.

I'm bored now.

And when I get bored,
I get smashy.

(snaps)

(laughs)

All units! Attack!

(strains)

I can't keep this shield
up forever!

Or can I?

No, no, I can't.

OK. Stick to the original plan.

I need to talk to Wanda
and convince her

that what she's doing is wrong.

I'm with the parakeet.
Uh, Falcon.

Yeah. Didn't I say that?

Then do it!

(grunts)

I hope you're ready
to fight, H.E.R.B.I.E.

- (beeps)
- It's about to get ugly.

(beeps)

Wanda, you don't know me,
but forty years ago,

in another dimension, we were friends.

Yeah, that's what they all say.

(grunts)

(tires screech)

(horn honks)

(clanking sounds)

(grunts)

Young lady, you may be
the ruler of the world,

but I am still your father.

What are you going to do?
Send me to my room?

Hmm?

I didn't realize
that was still an option.

(grunts)

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.

Magneto!

Now it's your turn.

(strains)

(grunts)

(growls)

(snarls)

(laughs)

They're not so tough,
are they, H.E.R.B.I.E.?

(beeps)

(laughs)

I know you're a hero, Wanda.

That's why I won't fight you.

Good. It'll make it easier
for me to destroy you.

(beeps)

(grunts)

Snap out of it, H.E.R.B.I.E.
Fight's not over yet.

(beeps) Easy for you to say.

I am not designed for combat.

(beeps) Look!

All right, H.E.R.B.I.E.

You ever see karate masters

who break ten pieces of ice
with one chop?

The secret is that they don't
look at all ten pieces.

Just the one on top.
The point of impact.

Take this next one.

Don't look at how tall it is.

Don't look at how strong it is.

Focus on the point of impact.

(sighs)

(beeps)

(strains)

(computer hums)

(beeps)

(strains)

(computer hums)

(motor powers down)

(crash)

I... (beeps) I did it.

Nice job, H.E.R.B.I.E.

Ready do it another 500 times?

(beeps)

(both roar)

Talk to me, Wanda.
What's the harm?

Fine. Start talking.
I'll listen.

Fool!

(grunts)

(laughs)

I can't believe
you fell for that.

Come on, Wanda.

You're not the Scarlet Witch.

You're not an empress.

I've got business cards
that say otherwise.

You're not a villain anymore.

It was only a phase
you were supposed to outgrow

before you got old.

Are you calling me old?

Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no.

That came out wrong.

This will get you
to stop talking permanently.

I know the real you, Wanda.

Where I'm from, you were a hero.

Everyone loved you.

Loved? People hate me.

No one's ever loved me.

What do they write about me
on your message boards?

Great things. They write nothing
but really positive things.

Liar! No one ever writes positive things
on message boards!

- Well, I won't fight back.
- I'll crush you.

I know you're good inside.

I know you won't hurt me.

I beg to differ.

How do you know?

Why are you so convinced
that I'm good?

I took a chance on you once Wanda.

I'm willing to do it again.

(strains)

This again.

You believed I was good,

even when I didn't believe it myself.

It's what friends do.
We believe in each other.

(beeps)

(beeps)
You want some? (Beeps)

You don't want none!
Take that!

And that! (Beeps)

And some of that!

I've seen things
that cannot be unseen!

(yells)

Whoa! Easy, H.E.R.B.I.E. Easy.

Come back down. Come back down.

Thank you for saving me, Falcon.

It wasn't just me.

Everybody worked together.

My word, he's right.

We worked well together.
I guess it's true

what they say about old dogs
learning new...

(snores)

Still a lot of Sentinels out there.

World won't be safe
until every last one is gone.

Then let's do it together.

Let's save the world.

(sighs) Still no sign
of the Super Hero Squad.

(groans)
Dark Surfer is still out there.

The Earth is in trouble.

And the Squaddies
could be anywhere.

We have to face
the very real possibility

that we're going to fight
the Dark Surfer

without the Super Hero Squad.

Anyone want gum?

I'm sorry.

Being a villain was all I knew.

(H.E.R.B.I.E. cries out)

(both strain)

I am H.E.R.B.I.E.,

a butt-kicking machine
of pure destruction! (Beeps)

What did you to him?

Nothing. All I did was encourage him
to unleash the warrior within.

(beeps)

We can't leave him like this.

I'm sure he'll go back
to normal eventually.

Eventually?

(beeps)

(cries out)

(beeps) Uh-oh.

(theme song playing)