The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 11 - So Pretty When They Explode! - full transcript

(gasps)

That's one for them.

One, two, three for me. (Laughs)

This isn't working.

It's like shooting marshmallows
at a mountain.

And the rest of Nova Corps
has already been defeated.

There's only one thing
left to try.

Okay, it is 27 left,
32 right, 15 left.

Or was it 12 left,
49 right, 17 left?

Aha! Got it. The Power Stone.

Oh, you beautiful thing,
you come to Nova.



Got to use the Stone
to boost the laser's power.

If this doesn't work, Nova Corps is
finished, and galaxies left unprotected.

(laser cannon fires)

(rumbling)

Nothing.

The gun didn't even make a dent.

I got to get a message out
while there's still time.

Okay, ball, you know where to go.
Now get out of here.

(beeps)

(snores)

(snores) Name's Tony.
Come here often?

(snores)

(both gasp)

Help us, Iron Man. We need you.
You're our only hope.



With this Infinity Gauntlet
I, Thanos, will rule the universe.

All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up.

♪ When the bad guys are out,
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along
But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Thanos ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man
Joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
Has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(groans)

- (strains)
- Lots of strong guys.

But where other Squaddies?

Falcon, Wolverine,
and Scarlet Witch

are off helping Storm
contain a flood in Florida.

So, my armored ally, why has thou summoned
the Eagle of Asgard

and this, uh, this Olympian?

(chuckles)

The incomparable Hercules is thine
equal in strength any day of the week,

Norseman strong? You both wrong.

Hulk strongest one there is.

Hah! Count it.

Guys, please,
you're both big, strong men.

Right now, I have something
to show you.

Looks like we've found a clue
to where Thanos is hiding.

Help us, Iron Man. We need you.

You're our only hope, our only hope,
our only hope, our only hope. (beeps)

That's Nova of the Nova Corps.

They're an intergalactic
law enforcement agency.

Thanos doesn't take kindly
to law and order,

so he's been systematically
eliminating the Novas.

According to the star chart
contained in this Holoball,

they're making their last stand
at the Thermopylae Nova, here.

Ooh, Hulk like this movie.
Where popcorn?

Uh-uh! (Beeps)

Hercules, I asked you to join us
because we're going to need

all the Strength Factor
we can muster for this mission.

Yes, thou art strong indeed, my friend.
(chuckles) My eyes doth water.

I'll supply the Tech Factor.
Oh, and I'm adding one more ringer.

C'mon in and meet
the rest of the crew.

(thud)

I'm sure most of you remember
the sensational She-Hulk?

Uh, girl Hulk?

Come on, Hulk.
I'm your cousin, remember?

I've known you
since we were kids.

Hulk remember girl Hulk now.

(laughs)

We went to different schools.

So, Iron Man,
how come you never called?

(whistles) Awkward.

(beeps)

Oh, yeah, I washed my armor
and your number was in the pocket.

Let's go, Squaddies.

We've got to get
to Nova Corps Space.

Looks like we're too late.

- (loud bang)
- (gasps)

- (alarms sound)
- (rumbling)

Who wouldst dare?

It's the last two remaining
Nova Corps Drone Ships.

They must think we're with Thanos.

Thor, you and I better stop them
before they damage the Helicarrier.

Verily, no drone shall escape
the power of mighty Mjolnir.

He couldn't have named that hammer
something you can pronounce?

Heh, you know how he is.

Try not to destroy the ship
while we're gone, okay fellas?

Ah, you can depend on
the Lion of Olympus, Tin Man.

To do what, exactly?

You are starting to vex me,
zoftig one.

(both growl)

(growling continues)

(cries out) Take Hulk with you!

(grunts)
Not so fast, robot spaceship.

(grunts)

(strains)

Hey, how'd you do that? There's no air
in space to create a vortex.

'Tis good to be an Asgardian.
(laughs)

Look, Thor, we're receiving
another holograph image from Nova.

How is that possible?

It's in the script.

To the Super Hero Squad,
thank you for your efforts,

but if you are seeing this,
you're too late,

and I'm Thanos' prisoner.
Thanks.

I say thee nay.

So long as the Eagle of Asgard doth live
villainy shall never win the day.

If you feel like coming to rescue me,

please come quick,
he's making me do commercials.

Preceding message
has been brought to you

by Kludge Cola Kludge,
it's just plain delicious.

Thor, our mission
is now crystal clear:

We have to find and rescue Nova.

(beeps, clears throat)

For you. (Beeps)

Oh, no. I am... am... am...
(sneezes) Allergic.

Sorry about that.

(beeps)

So, your fancy galactic police force,
the Nova Corps,

didn't count for much
in the end, did it? Huh?

No, not really. Did it count?
No, no, not per se.

(sighs) Why are you doing this?

What do you want from me?

Well, that one is simple to answer.

I want this.

The power stone, mine at last.

You space cops had it in your hands

and had no clue how to utilize
its true power. (Laughs)

Once I have all the Infinity Stones,
I will control the universe!

Even New Jersey.

(laughs)

You'll never take New Jersey!

There are people who will stop you.

- Really? What people?
- (loud crash, rumbling)

Those people.

Whoa! What's this?
Wait. Wait. Wait.

Curses. I hate those Squaddies.

All ships, attack and destroy!

Squaddies, time to hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out,
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ They'll save the day again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

(grunts)

(chuckles)

(grunts)

Bravo! (Laughs)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(yells)

(grunts)

Stop!

Destroy one more ship and I destroy this
one kneeling before me.

Heroes are so pretty
when they explode.

Retreat immediately

if you don't want me to reshape
Nova's helmet with him still in it.

He's embellishing.
Don't listen to him.

Stand down, Squaddies.

Thanos has us between
an Infinity Gauntlet and a hard place.

(laughs)

(groans)

Step aside, Olympian.
Verily, I doth pace here.

No way, you big blond boob.

Isn't this ship big enough
for both of you?

Nay, not us both and his ego.

All right heroes, gather 'round. I've used
my Tech Factor to work out a plan.

(beeps)

Does Hulk get to smash in plan?

(chuckles)
What do you think, big guy?

Uh, Hulk don't know.

Oye, give me strength.

That thou hast, mighty damsel,
in spades.

(beeps)

Okay, we're going to use
my Tech Factor

to sneak onto Thanos's ship
in two teams.

Thor, Hercules, and Hulk will go directly
after Thanos and the Power Stone.

Aye, butts shall be kicked today.

Hah! The Son of Odin
shall not fail thee.

She-Hulk, you, and I will focus
on flirting, and rescuing Nova.

Could be fun.

- Yes?
- (beeps)

- Lunch?
- (beeps)

We are machines, remember?
We do not eat.

- (beeps)
- Did I say, uh-huh, eat?

- Who said eat?
- I did.

(beeps)

(scoffs)

(groans)

Okay, it's safe to breathe now.

(long exhale)

Much better.

I was starting to turn turquoise.

(door opens)

Just bear with me a second.

This molecular bio scanner
will search the entire ship

and tell us where
they're holding Nova.

Is there anything
you don't have a gizmo for?

Well, I've been working
on an automatic cheese straightener.

(laughs)
How come you never called?

Yeah, about that,
you're really special,

but I have this thing
about dents.

Oh, that!

Bingo. He's in a cargo hold
deep within the ship.

Then what are we waiting for?

(alarm sounds)

(alarm sounds continue)

Well, for one thing, not getting sliced
into sushi would be good.

By Odin's overflowing lunch pail,
we hath made entry.

(sniffs)

Ugh. Air smell like feet in here.

That is your feet, gangrene.

Come, let's find Thanos
that we might smite him mightily.

Oh, I'm going to give him
such a smite.

- (yells)
- (grunts)

- (clanging)
- (thud)

(grunts)

- (crash)
- (rumbling)

Naught that lives, or makes scary,
mechanical, buzzy noises,

can stand against the strength
of mighty Mjolnir.

(electricity surges)

No, Big Hammer stupid.

Hulk the strongest one there is!

(grunts)

You're both like little babies
next to the Lion of Olympus.

Opa!

(alarm sounds)

Let's do something fast.
I just had this armor polished.

Hang on. I've got an idea.

- (grunts)
- Nice.

No biggie. I just noticed the lasers
had no effect on the walls.

Let's get to Nova. He's probably
missed his lunch by now.

(whistles)

(whistling continues)

(grunts, growls)

(thud)

Iron Man. She-Hulk. You came.

Great. There he is, just where
my bio scanner said he'd be.

I am so sick of robot guards.

(grunts)

We'd have brought you lunch,
but this armor doesn't have any pockets.

Don't worry. Come on.

We've got to get
to the command bridge

and stop Thanos before it's too late.

Stop them. Can't you stop them?

What am I paying you people for?

Monster most foul.
Thy days of vile villainy art at an end.

Surrender whilst thou still can.

Surrender, Shakespeare, really?

Power Stone!

(all grunt)

Quick, while the Squaddies are grunting,
squash them like bugs.

(Thor) Thou art the bug,
my prune-faced foe.

(grunts)

(scuffling sounds)

(thud)

Power Stone.

(all strain)

Enough of this jibber-jabber. I hate
jibber-jabber. I also hate broccoli.

Ooh, and Lima beans, too.

(all strain)

It's time to put an end to this
once and for all.

(all strain)

(beeps) There she is.

Um, the robot of my, um, dreams.

Yes?

I can deny it no longer.

I love you and want you
to be mine.

Oh, well, I like you too,
but not in that way.

Besides,
I already have a boyfriend.

(beeps)

(all strain)

(laughs)

Yo, pudding-puss.

More Heroes?

What can I say?
We travel in packs.

Back off,

or there won't be enough of your three
friends left to stuff into my Soul Stone.

Great, now what?

I thought you were the one
with all the answers.

Hah!

So long as I have the Power Stone,

there is nothing in this universe
that can stop me.

(grunts)

What wizardry is this?

What the...
The Power Stone, missing? But how?

They call me the Human Rocket
for a reason, goofy grape.

Yeah, you wanna make
something of it?

(grunts)

And this day started out so well, too.

There's only one way to keep the
Power Stone safe from Thanos.

And that's to use my
Nova Corps Microteleporter

to send the Stone far away,

into the darkest depths of space,
where Thanos will never find it.

(beeps)

(electricity surges)

Hey, you guys don't play fair.

Oh, this won't stop me.

Some day, somehow,
the Power Stone will be mine.

Wait till you hear this laugh.

(guffaws)

Should we be worried?

I think not, asparagus-colored one.

Then we should be worried.

I just want to thank you all.

Your timing could have been
a little better,

but I never could have done this
without you.

Nova, you'd make a fine member
of the Super Hero Squad.

Wow! I'm honored by the offer,
but my duty is to protect all of space.

I'm afraid I'll have to pass.

Well, it wasn't an offer,
just an observation.

Still thou wilt always be welcome
in the hallowed halls of Asgard.

Just remember to call first,
okay? (Chuckles)

Oh, and bring
a nice cookie assortment.

But I pray thee, with no nuts.

(Iron Man) Come on, Squaddies.
Our work here is done.

(Thor sighs)

Verily, 'twas a most
glorious adventure.

I did kick much cosmic butt.

Though I did kick
considerably more than you.

(grunts) Hulk kicked
most butt of all.

Seven twenty-two, seven twenty-three...

(groans, beeps)

(beeps)

(groans, beeps)

(Scarlet Witch sneezes)