The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 8 - From the Atom... It Rises! - full transcript

Seriously, Iron Man?

You're letting me fly the Helicarrier?

Does Ms. Marvel know about this?

Uh, she's probably over your using it
to smack giant monsters around by now.

I always wanted to see
what this baby could do.

Uh-uh. Don't even think
about hot-dogging.

I mean, proceeding
at a safe and reasonable speed.

Attabird.

And if anything crosses your path,
drop it into auto cruise.

And no molting
on the upholstery.

Guys, I've been doing some thinking
on ways that we can tweak



the Super Hero Squad's performance.

What, like teaching Hulk to read?

Huh?

Good idea, but no.

I've come up with a few inventions
which would supplement

everyone's own natural abilities,

therefore enhancing...

Surfer, is that a smoothie?

Oh. Why yes, it is quite smooth.

Well, I hope you made
enough for everybody.

No, but I still have
plenty of ingredients...

onions, kiwi fruits, sardines,

um, eye crust,
and imitation maple syrup.

What's wrong?



Oh, I'm going
to bloweth mighty chunks.

Never mind, okay?

As I was saying, these inventions
would enhance the natural...

Whoa.

Last time Hulk make it
to end of song.

Well, nice to see you're making
good use of your free time, Hulk.

These devices
would enhance the natural...

Huh?

Hey, I told you no hot-dogging.

That wasn't me. It was turbulence.

Hulk find pie! Yum!

That wasn't turbulence.
Something hit us!

You sure it's not
the other way around?

Smooth move.

Nice one. Where'd you get your license?

The damage doesn't look
too bad from here.

Really? From up here it looks like
you crashed our headquarters!

With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.

All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪

♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

Who... who did this?

Who wants to explain
how something like this

could happen to my Helicarrier?

Well, you see, Ms. Marvel,

it's like this, we, uh...

Bird crash boat.

That fun!

Falcon? You did this?

You'd think that out of all
the Super Hero Squad,

you would know how to fly.

I'm sorry. I can't really explain
what happened.

I want this man off the team.

Begging Ms. Cranky-pants's pardon,

but you don't get to decide
who's on or off the team.

He needs to be held accountable.

This Helicarrier is...

A S.H.I.E.L.D. facility.

A big boat.

Do you know how much
it cost to build that?

Do you know how much
it's going to cost to repair?

It's not a toy!

Hey, how about I cover the repairs?

I'll even throw in
some of those upgrades we talked about.

What about this feather head?

Featherhead?

Falcon, I said no hot-dogging.
You're on probation.

One more screw-up,
we'll be taking applications

for a new speed factor hero.

- You got that?
- Yes.

And I am not a cranky-pants!

Definitely a cranky-pants.

Her pants do not look cranky to me.

Nice going, Falcon.

We've got no training facility,
no snack bar, no lounge, nothing.

So, like, what
are we supposed to do now?

Hey, you've got
your parents' house, okay?

The rest of us need to figure out
where we're sleeping tonight.

Well, for now, we can bunk
at Stark Industries.

Huh?

What mechanical folderol be this?

This is some welcome, Iron Man!

Will you hold onto your claws!

Lasers off, robot drones off,

E.M. bursts. Yeah, what else?

Uh, flamethrowers.

Everyone, back off!

Huh? That was weird.

Something's wonky.

It'll take hours to switch
my auto defenses on and off

every time we come or go.

We're going to have to try
somewhere else.

Mm. Me thinks I doth have the answer.

Leave all to Thor.

Everything is working perfectly, MODOK.

While they exhaust themselves
searching for a new base,

we strike!

Excellent, Enchantress!

Then the fractals hidden
within Super Hero City will be mine!

- I mean Doom's.
- Sure, what else?

Thanks, Punisher.
We really appreciate this.

Huh! We're nothing
but white blood cells,

hunting the infection called crime.

A sickness that sneaks in
through the cracks

the way that Brussels sprouts

sneak onto a plate
of delicious macaroni and cheese.

Sure, the city looks safe.

Just push the Brussels sprouts
to one side, right?

Wrong! No matter where you put them,

their vile, vegetable juices
corrupt the whole plate.

Ooh.

I'm out here to keep
those stinking sprouts

off the mac and cheese!

Keep them from leaving
the store in the first place!

Look out!

Your van smelled
like dirty laundry anyway!

Hulk want mac and cheese.

Anyone else have any bright ideas?

Let's make prank phone calls!

Oh, uh, hi. Is Reptil home?

Hey, guys! Mami, Papi,

is it okay if my friends
spend the night?

Es importante.

This'll be awesome!

We can stay up all night planning
new ways to capture the bad guys.

We can order pizza, and, oh...

I just got this new video game
that is off the hook.

The second someone suggests
we make s'mores,

I'm ditching.

S'mores!

Hulk love!

Oh, what are s'mores?

Oh, brace thyself, alien friend.

'Tis a snack like unto ambrosia!

Lo, bring forth the marshmallows!

As you can see, I live,
breathe, and dream Super Heroes.

Okay, now I'm scared.

You got Ant-Man
on your wall and not me?

The Texas Twister? Now I'm just hurt.

Let's try the dream part first.

Scoot your glutes, Thunder Lord!

Crowd me not, furry friend!

Can broken.

Oh! Hulk calls top bunk!

That smarts!

No worries. Adimantium skeleton.

Can someone turn on a night light?

I didn't even do anything wrong.

- We shouldn't have done this.
- Totally not cosmic.

It's not going to be good for my back.

Come on.

No s'mores?

See you tomorrow, right?

Why did we bring him along?

Inhumans?

No, too out of the way.

Brother Voodoo? No, too creepy.

She-Hulk?

Hmm, well, maybe if it was just me.

- This is the worst.
- Aye.

Odin would weep
and write me out of the will

and Loki rejoice
to see our mighty band struck so low.

Oh! Hulk got idea!

Huh?

Uh, Hulk?

Hulk, heel! Hulk, heel!

- No way.
- Huh?

Magic Man!

Odin wept!

Not. Wait for it...

the sanctum sanctorum!

Squaddies stay here!

Uh, bad idea.

Dr. Strange doesn't like to be bothered.

Besides which he
keeps really off hours.

Hey, I hear Molecule Man
has reformed.

I vote we try him.

Let's just do this.

I'm so tired, I could sleep
in Hulk's armpit if I had to.

Ew.

Hulk not lemony fresh.

Good, since you're the one
who got us into this mess.

Hulk, Door.

Oopsie.

Uh, okay.

Huh. Hulk like Hulk's way better.

If we had something like that
on the Helicarrier,

I'd be asleep
in my own bed right now.

Greetings.

The Eye of Agamotto
has revealed to me

that trouble of a magical nature
has brought you before me.

Either the Eye of Agamotto
is wonky again,

or crashing the Helicarrier

was one of Falcon's lame magic tricks.

Actually, Doctor,

we're looking for a place to crash,

but I know it's a huge inconvenience,

and we're kind of a big group,
so, uh, it's okay if you say no.

You are welcome to stay
for as long as you need.

Darn! I mean, great.

It's plumbing.

Yeah, that's it, just the plumbing.

Yeah, wood creaks in old houses

when the temperature
changes at night. Yeah.

Just traffic out on the street.

Beep, beep.

The supernatural is anything but super.

I hate magic.

Bloody fingers.

Bloody fingers!

Metal bones, bub.

Metal bones!

Hmm.

Aw, great. Now I can't sleep.

Cosmic.

Magic man must have
magic can somewhere.

Uh-uh!

Hulk use door!

This not can.

Is it?

Nay. Won't eat that.

Nor that. Oh!

That should not be.

The good doctor
be passing strange,

not only in name but in pantry.

Ah, let's see.

Ah, a fizzy beverage

fit to slake the thirst
of an Asgardian.

Ah, free at last!

Long have I, Baron Mordo,

dwelled on my revenge
against my enemy,

Dr. Strange!

Nah! It's a spooky can!

Begone, gaseous spirit!

To thee I say nay!

I call upon thee...

the dark lords of Varf Mandra

and the...

Excuse me.

Legions of Shuma Gorath...

Curse the carbonated...

...soft drink that was my prison!

By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth,

what is going on here?

By Astototh, and Vernor,
and the Vishanti,

back to your beverage, Mordo!

No!

I rescind my invitation.

I'm so tired
I could eat a horse.

Wait, that would be hungry,
wouldn't it?

Your sorcery has brought
results at last, Enchantress.

Men.
You all have such big heads.

Without their Helicarrier,

exhausted from lack of sleep,

the good guys cannot stop us!

Behold! My winged primates of peril

sow chaos across the city!

Soon, my minions will sift
through the wreckage

for fractals.

The minions are Doom's, MODOK.

Of course, Doom's minions.
What did I say?

Look, flying kitty cats!

Wake up and smell the Doom, Squaddies.

The city's under attack!

Those fruit-tossing chimps
are going to wreck the town.

Time to Hero Up!

It's not like
I was sleeping anyway.

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

Surfer, help me with the pineapple
grenades and banana bombs!

Thor, you and Falcon take care
of the monkey squadron.

Verily it shall be done!

You know, Thor gazes sorely
upon the mistreatment of animals,

but thine monkeyshines
must be halted.

Die, Simian! Yeah!

What devilry is this?

You got me,
but they're all popping on impact.

These simian simulacrums
may be illusions,

but the fruit bombs are very real!

Whew. There must be thousands of them!

We could be at this all night.

Maybe not.
Come on, get them to follow me!

Enchantress, are these your best monkeys?

Their fragile nature
is a side effect of crafting so many.

Their numbers tire
the heroes even further,

making their defeat all the easier.

Well, can't you make one big one?

This way, everybody!

S.H.I.E.L.D. shelters in the park!

Now, hang back

and herd them my way.

Now we're talking!

At this rate, our monkey problem
will be over in moments.

Ah, forsooth, 'tis done.

Yeah!

You're in trouble,
you're in trouble.

For once, Dr. Doom is going to call
you a fool and not me.

He wouldn't dare!

The only fools are those heroes!

You're in trouble, you're in trouble.

Quit it!

'Tis a sensation
twin to that which vexed us

on the Helicarrier at the dawn
of this day's trials.

In other words,
this has happened before.

See! I told you it wasn't me!

There! Bad magic lady
is shaking Hulk's friends.

Yeah, and she's too high up
for our fastball special.

You may have triumphed
over my enchanted minions,

but I am another matter altogether.

Farewell, Super Hero Squad.

I only regret that handsome Thor

calls himself a hero
instead of standing at my side.

Who dares?

I dare.

I told you that magic
was behind all your troubles,

but no one listens to me.

The Enchantress,
at the bidding of Dr. Doom,

caused your Helicarrier to crash.

Ah!

Her power is great.

You have no idea how messed up
you made my day, witch!

Now, it's my turn to return the favor.

Enchantress, even in defeat
you're a striking woman.

What say you and I
have a little dinner

and talk about changing
those evil ways.

You dare suggest the Enchantress
dally with a mere mortal?

Yes. Just think about it.

Our odd but mystic ally doth stir.

Heroes, fly aside!

In the name of the eternal Vishanti

I call upon the shades
of the seraphim

and the omnipotent Oshtur
to defeat you!

Ha! Be gone, sorceress of the dark.

This isn't over!

I will return, stronger than ever!

We have been terribly rude.

- Sorry, dude.
- You're still a lousy driver.

Yay, bird!

Hulk knew bird know how to fly!

All right, big fellow.

I owe you an apology, too.

Just don't let it happen again.

Hey, Falc, you know
that whole "you're on probation" thing

was just to satisfy Ms. Marvel, right?

Whatever you say, bucket head.

Hulk want to know,
where we go nappy-nappy?

I have an idea.

Falc, you've been hanging out
with that bird a little bit too long.

Great idea.

That hurts if you do that.