The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 26 - This Al Dente Earth! - full transcript

Hello again!

I'm your Marveldom Storyteller,

bringing you today's tale of the most
senses-shattering, mind-bending

blow-out of all time!

Let's begin.

Once upon a previous episode,
Galactus was destroying the Earth.

What the heck?

Wait a minute!
That's the devourer of worlds?

Iron Man, do not tease him.

Listen well to Stardust,
my Squaddie friend!

Galactus is all-powerful, with as much
cosmic energy as a million planets.



Uh-huh, watch this.

Hey Tiny, nice hat!

But how many channels you get
with that thing?

Oh!

Yo, Thanos!

- Oh!
- Nah!

Yeah, but on a big man like you,
a helmet looks fantastic.

Ah, save it, Shell head.
He ain't even looking at you.

Like we was, I don't know,
nothing or something.

These appetizers are terrible.
Lifeless.

My heralds, why has Earth not been
properly prepared for my coming?

The fault is mine.

Once you were first
among my heralds, Norrin Radd.

I have not forgiven you
for leaving me.



Delay the dinner of Galactus
no longer.

But why eat Earth?
It's incredible.

It's warm and cold
and wet and dry,

and green and brown and blue
and full of the most wonderful humans.

You know, we could search the galaxy
for another planet.

An uninhabited one.

There's a perfectly good planet
right here.

Do you expect the devourer of worlds
to skip a meal?

Where did you go?

Oh! These humans are insignificant.
Nothing but ants at my picnic.

Hey, if I was an ant at a picnic,
could I do this?

Still woozy, I see.

Earth is off the menu.

I tire of your backtalk.

Whoa, don't tell me we just won.

Not at all. I sense he has teleported
the heralds billions of light years away.

And where's wee man himself gone?

With that Infinity Sword,

I will rule The Universe!

All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out ♪

♪ All you have to do
Is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not
get along ♪

♪ But they're always
Fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

- ♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
- ♪ Hero up ♪

- ♪ Super Hero Squad!
- ♪ Hero up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man
Joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
Has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll hero up again ♪

- ♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
- ♪ Hero Up ♪

- ♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
- ♪ Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

Oh!

The description checks out.
That has to be our man.

Keep him busy, Cap.
We're working up a secret weapon.

Awesome. What secret weapon?

I'm thinking.

Roger that.
Go with plan B, Heroes.

Cool tunic. But Galactus
be not the first giant Thor hath felled.

Oh, Mommy!

Oh!

We're not making
a dent in that world-eating bruiser.

Hup, hup, hup!

What's he making up there?

A Destructo pump.

Galactus prefers to drain life energy

from a planet's
creamy magma filling first,

and save the crunchy
outer shell for last.

Hey, you're the Watcher, right?
Another cosmic-entity guy?

Why don't you do something?

I did. I made popcorn.

Finally, a break.

All I need to do
is to fly off somewhere

and wait for Galactus to turn the Earth
into a half-eaten ball of soot.

Then I can sift the fractals
out of the soot,

without any of those heroes
getting in my way,

or anybody.

My cosmic food processor is complete.
Let the meal begin.

Oh!

Purple man strong.

- But?
- But Hulk...

Uh, Hulk don't know what.
Purple man just really strong.

Really, Hulk? For a guy
with such a limited vocabulary,

letting one of your two catch-phrases
slip by just seemed wrong.

Hulk don't understand.

Ho!

Meddlesome insects.

Yes!

Keep at it, Squaddies.
Maybe we can't hurt this lug,

but we can sure as shooting
wreck his appliances.

Hup, hup and hup, soldier.

- So we're agreed?
- No question.

The Infinity Sword is the only object
powerful enough to save us.

- The Infinity Sword is...
- Exactly, Surfer.

There's a good possibility
that between us and Doom,

all the fractals
have been found already.

- Yes, I know, but...
- I'll tell the others.

Hulk, I need some heavy hitters.

Sheesh, and you're the smart one?

Now's the time you pick
to raid the bad guys?

As in now,
when we have no choice? Yeah.

We have a plan to save the world,
but we need Doom's fractals.

Yeah, of course.

It's like that, is it?

Just because
I was abandoning you chumps.

Squirt, squirt, squirt.

Stop it!

No! No!
You can't do this to me.

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

M-mark my words!

I will have my revenge and...
Pardon me!

Uh!

Oh!

Ostendo sum nobis
autrum dimension.

Salutations and greetings.

Proprinquious, prodigium
ut autrum dimension.

Uh! As if.

You only delay the end.

I'll show you
who's the cosmic entity.

He's fumigating us.

Still missing one little fractal.

No chance of finding it.
We've been scouring the city for weeks.

It's a puzzle, all right. Fractals can't
be detected by any kind of scan.

I got news.

We're about five minutes from extinction,
and the clock's ticking.

That's it. Time.

Time resonance, of course.

We can't know where the fractal is
in three dimensions,

but the fourth dimension,
time, will tell us where it's been.

Let's see.
Get me three Tesseract pullers,

a wireless lock-washer,
and three optic on scolometers, stat.

Sweet.

Uh, Hulk don't understand.

Huh, there's a first.

Nay.

It's taking us there.

Oh, no!
Hey, this is Reptil's house.

Keep digging, Wolvie.
Here it comes, here it comes.

Nothing.

Huh, Galactus just gassed us.

The Helicarrier Infirmary is full.

So where's that secret weapon,
and why are you messing up my lawn?

Reptil, does this spot
mean anything to you?

No. The neighbor's dog
likes to go there.

Phew! Powerful smell,
in a couple of ways. Bad dog.

Oh, and that's where
I found the Sun stone.

I see. The energy released
by the shattering Infinity Sword

sent a fractal back through time,
hundreds of millions of years.

Wait, Reptil's powers
come from a fossil fractal?

More like a fractal fossil.

Ah, so that's why I'm fractal-proof.
I already have one.

Right. You're fractal-proof?

Uh, I knew there was something
I wanted to tell you, Tony.

Big help. I hate to do this to you,
Reptil, but you know what comes next.

So much for my superhero career.

Now I'm just some guy
who doesn't wear shoes.

You're still a hero, kid.
You just proved it.

It's up to us.

Pathetic humans.

You are nothing next to Galactus,
pitiful, puny insects.

What? Give me that.

You are insignificant.

Stop it.

Now don't tell me the bad guys are
teaming up with the good guys.

- Right.
- How pathetic, ain't it?

Right-o

Nice ears.

I am so hungry.

Avert your eyes.

There are some sights man and woman
were not meant to see.

Too late.

Ah-ha!

Ms. Marvel, Kirby's crackle of frustration
just destroyed all of Villainville.

Sister, you said a mouthful.

Squirt, squirt, squirt.

No!

Nah!

The whole blamed planet's
busting up.

Calm down,
it's not the end of the world.

Oh, shoot, it is.

Heroes of Earth, Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out ♪

♪ All you have to do
Is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not
get along ♪

♪ But they're always
fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll hero up again ♪

- ♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
- ♪ Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

Hey, watch it.

It's clobbering time.

Ah-ha!

Lightning still hath no effect. Jiminy.

I hate to do it, but we've got to
erase Galactus from existence.

Huh!

Do these gnats never stop?

That's it?

That's what you're doing wrong.

At last.

The good part, where all of reality
bends to my whim.

Oh!

D'oh! No, this thing is just
a garden-variety disintegrator.

How do I work this?

The Infinity Sword can only be operated

by the being who wears
the Infinity Gauntlet.

There's a gauntlet, too?

Gung-ho!

Aw, man!

Reptil's fractal-proof.
There's another Infinity whatchahoozie.

Why don't people tell me these things?

Welcome to management.

A source of cosmic power,
unlike anything I have seen.

Delish.

Oh!

Incoming.

Nuts!

Infinity reflux. It happens
when I eat between planets.

A few burnt continents
will clear that up.

Mr. Fantastic?
Any brilliant last-minute save?

I was going to do that.

Do not fear, my teammate.

You.

Whoa! Ow!

No planet
has ever defied Galactus so.

'Tis all fun and games,
till somebody loseth an eye.

Why do you anger Galactus?

Forgive me, great one.
I have a proposition.

Spare this jewel of a planet,
with its wonderful humans.

I know they can't evacuate
to save their lives,

but they have
so many other good qualities.

No.

What if I were to become
Galactus' herald again?

Interesting.
Let's discuss this after dinner.

Now, Galactus.

You're aggravating my heartburn.

Yes, there has never been a herald
as clever or as bold as you.

- You would come back?
- On one condition,

that I only find you worlds
which have no intelligent life.

Uh, what intelligent life?

Sounds dangerous.

It would be like old times.

You and me, together,
traveling the open space ways.

Without the needless carnage.

It is done...
right after dinner.

Now.

Come, Storm.

Oh!

Here, it's probably safer with you.

Yes, when held by one who wears
the Infinity Gauntlet.

Oh, skip it. After this, I'm through
with Infinity anything.

Surfer, you sure about this?

We all answer the call of the cosmos.

You don't have another one of those
little snacky swords, do you?

Everybody smile.

Everybody say "cheese."

Villain, I've been hoping to haul your
heinous heinie to the hoosegow.

You heroes don't know the half of it.

We'll tell you
all the real bad stuff.

You bet you will.

You still here? I thought
you were skipping out.

She digs me.

Oh, next time
I take over the world, I work alone.

We'll never forget you, Surfer.

And I will never forget this place
and its strange customs,

or my many friends,
or the $10 that Wolverine owes me.

Oh, you're never going to see that.

Or Thor's powerful belches
after a big meal.

I heard that.

Come, herald.

Endless space beckons,
and Galactus is starving.

Plus, I need to check the scores.

Hmm, I know of a nebula
that nobody will miss.

Ooh, drive-through.

And so the Infinity Sword was rebuilt,

but Doom didn't get his hands on it.

The Silver Surfer returned to space,

but his heroic sacrifice saved us all.

End of story.

Until next time,
I'm your Marveldom Storyteller.

Tell me another story.

Ms. Marvel, that is the most
vivid briefing you've ever given.

Your parents okay, kid?

Back home, safe and sound.

Huh! I'm going to miss all this.

I mean, I can never change
by yelling "Brachiosaur Tail."

The fractal's energy must have...

Whoa, now I turn into
whole dinosaurs?

It's a little different, but I'll take it.

Oh, Iron Man, can I say it please?

Yes, if you get off me.

Super Hero Squad...
Hero up!

- ♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
- ♪ Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪