The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 23 - Wrath of the Red Skull! - full transcript
To show his minions what real villainy looks like, Doom thaws out the infamous WWII menace, the Red Skull.
(drum roll)
(loud thuds)
Whoa!
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
(klaxon blaring)
(chuckles)
(chortles)
(chortles)
(Dr. Doom cackles)
You are about to be doomed!
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Oh!
(Captain America and MODOK yell)
Ah! I'll shield my vault from you.
Aah!
(grunts) No!
(Thor) Come on, men.
Let's make sweat!
(laughs) The cavalry!
Ah-ha!
What the...
Ooh!
(crash)
We must hurry, Mole Man.
How is Operation Down Under coming?
(burps) Oh, fantastic.
(burps) I'm about to tunnel
right into the vault.
(Mole Man yowls)
Garbage dump?
(blabbers)
I knew I should have made that
left turn at Albuquerque.
(burps)
Oh, how do my minions always fail?
(stammers)
We may have some new guests
for you here in a minute, Cap.
- (all yell)
- (Dr. Doom cackles)
(groaning)
(Dr. Doom) This could not get
any worse.
Oy vey.
(screams)
Yes, it could.
For you, anyway.
Mole Man, emergency recall.
(growling)
Hurry! Into the hole!
(Dr. Doom cackles)
That was weird.
Well, at least we don't have
to take out the garbage.
(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
I hate those Squaddies!
(Dr. Doom groans)
Another failed plan
to add to the wall of shame.
All my failures
have something in common...
They all involve you three potato-heads!
Uh, you know, sir,
there may be some valuable things
in this garbage.
(burps)
Look, Captain America's cable bill.
The only things
that stink worse than this garbage
are you three!
(Mole Man giggles)
(Dr. Doom groans)
You force me to unleash
my emergency evil plan!
(MODOK) Are you saying
we're not tough enough?
Ew! (Coughs)
Ah! My dust allergy!
Watery eyes! Inhaler!
I need my inhaler!
(Dr. Doom cackles)
This will lead us
to the ultimate evil-doer,
my personal hero...
the Red Skull!
(MODOK) Yuck. He's got a face
like a caboose.
No wonder, it's red.
That's my hero.
(groaning)
Just follow the directions
on this map,
and we will find him.
You'll stay here and clean up
the garbage.
(MODOK) 124, 125.
Hey! We're here.
Ugh! What? I smell sauerkraut.
The Villainville Weiner Hut.
What does the map say now, MODOK?
Uh-uh.
Hey, look.
I can't believe it!
(MODOK) It's astounding.
The world's largest bratwurst!
(Dr. Doom screams) MODOK!
We are not here
for the sausage,
we are here
for the wicked genius!
Now, pick him up and let's go.
(panting)
I bet that sausage
is wicked tasty.
Hands off!
(Nick Fury) So, Cap took out a dozen enemy
soldiers with his shield,
and says, "Never insult
my mom's apple pie again!"
(all laughing)
Oh, good times.
And remember, Nick,
you brought down that zeppelin
with a blowgun dart.
"You're full of hot air!" he shouts!
Ha-ha-ha! A
master of the hard-boiled jest.
- Uh, I don't get it.
- Oh, gee, look at the time.
- Oh, quite interesting.
- Ha-ha, levity.
And then, there's the time
I caught one of the managers
at HQ with an extra box of pens,
and I had him fired
and arrested. (Laughs)
(laughingly)
Because he had the pens.
(Iron Man) Hey, great story.
So, Fury, you come to town every year
on Cap's birthday? Awesome!
Yes. The two of us perform
a very secret ritual
known as karaoke.
Kariooq, the Corruptor?
What hath yon obscure villain done now?
No, Thor. Karaoke.
It's Japanese.
Yes, the Japanese
are on our side now,
and I bid them welcome.
Karaoke is okie-dokie, I say.
Hey, let's have
the whole group join us.
Yeah, we can really make a night of it.
Yay, I hath experience from organizing
the Asgard Talent Show.
Mine brother Loki didst sing
"Desperado" every year.
It make me cringeth so.
Uh, Hulk sing.
Lay it on us!
(hums and coughs)
- (vocalizes)
- (all) Oh!
Check it out.
These readings show sonic properties
that can shatter glass, crack steel,
and disrupt magnetic fields.
(continues vocalizing)
(overlapping chatter)
Aw, usually Hulk only sings
to his rubber ducky in shower.
Oh, you've never showered!
That's why we haven't heard it before.
Hulk don't understand.
(blow dryer humming)
(Dr. Doom) Yes, yes.
Awake! Arise!
Live on, evil genius.
(Red Skull)
Grosse Schnitzel, you are ugly.
Has he looked in a mirror?
Welcome to Villainville.
Ja, ja. Is it 1947 already?
Ah! Twenty-first century.
Himmel! I overslept!
Yes, yes.
Well, I have thawed you out
to help me rule the world.
Ja, ja. Ah!
Failed plan, failed plan, failed plan,
failed plan, failed plan, failed plan.
Failed plan. Ach!
The streak is over.
(Red Skull) So, first of all,
the chain of command...
I am in charge.
Hey, I like a take-charge
kind of guy.
That's my chair.
So, back in the day,
I was really evil.
I'll show you how it's done.
That's my chair.
- Ach!
- (groans)
(alarm klaxon beeps)
My spies have located a fractal.
We must move quickly.
What ist das fractal?
One of the pieces
of the shattered Infinity Sword.
We must collect it before
Captain America does.
Captain America!
There is a Captain America
in the future?
- The same guy.
- Long story.
Uh, I dunno.
He destroyed my plans
for ruling the world!
I must fulfill my destiny
and defeat him.
I have not forgotten.
Well, I started as the Pink Skull,
but I was not so scary.
Then, I decided to go red,
and it made all the difference.
It helped make me very evil.
I was even about to rule the world!
Then those goody-goodies
Captain America and Nick Fury
destroyed my greatest plan,
Operation USB.
Ha-ha! But now is my chance
for revenge.
They don't know that I can
still enact Operation USB!
I will defeat Captain America
and Nick Fury,
and I will rule the world.
Oy gevalt.
(Nick) So, I made a reservation
for all of us
at the new karaoke
and comedy club, the Rotten Tomato.
Where's Ms. Marvel?
Check this out.
I have her doing inventory
of all the paper clips
on the Helicarrier.
Weird thing is,
I think she actually likes it.
Huh?
(grunting)
Hey, they're after a fractal.
We've got to stop them.
Red Skull?
I can't believe somebody found you
and thawed you out.
And I can't believe
you're still wearing that ridiculous suit,
with the little wings that go
flippity, flippity, flippity. (Laughs)
These colors don't change, Fritz.
(Nick) Cap, don't let
the Skull distract you.
(Captain America)
It can't be! Skullbots!
I thought I'd seen the last of those.
(Red Skull) Skullbots, attack!
(Hulk grunts)
Have at thee.
(Thor) Mjolnir, to me.
Huzzah!
(Captain) Ha-ha-ha! Red,
hup, white, hup, blue, hup.
Hup, hup.
Good Herr Doktor,
you and the other minions get the fractal.
(laughs)
Cosmic.
We have the fractal. Let's go.
(Red Skull) Auf Wiedersehen.
We'll meet again.
Don't know where, don't know when.
Who's the crazy redhead?
My arch-nemesis, the Red Skull.
(Captain America) I remember him
like it was yesterday.
The height of the war.
The Big One. WWII.
(Nick Fury) The fate of mankind
hung in the balance.
We had to stop
that Black Forest ham, the Red Skull,
and his cohort of evil.
(Captain America)
I needed men with diverse talents
on that top-secret mission.
A mission to stop the Red Skull
and his nefarious Plan USB.
(Nick Fury) I was leading
the Howlin' Commandos...
Dum-Dum Dugan, Gabe Jones, Izzy Cohen.
Fine, fine men.
We were able to defeat
the Skull's army of Skullbots,
but we never did learn
what Plan USB was.
(Captain America) No, the Skull
accidentally shot himself
with his freeze ray first.
He never could work that thing.
So, there you have it.
The Red Skull was on ice for good,
right next to the world's
largest bratwurst.
Only now he's thawed,
and working with Doom.
It's dollars to donuts
Plan USB could be back, too.
Oh, not while we're around.
Hey, I know, we could be
the new Howlin' Commandos,
and help you defeat
the Red Skull once and for all.
This won't be an easy assignment.
And now that the Red Skull
has that fractal,
we've got no time to lose.
Let's roll.
(Captain America)
Our new Howlin' Commandos.
What do you think, Colonel Fury?
I'd still like to cut the blond's hair,
but they'll have to do.
Right. Howlers,
we have a rendezvous with destiny...
and the Red Skull.
(Red Skull)
Ah! With this Infinity fractal,
I can finally enact
my long-lost uber-scheme,
Plan USB.
Ha, good old USB! Plan USB.
Finally, Plan USB.
Uh, what's Plan USB?
How should I know?
But he's the Red Skull,
so it must be great, right?
Plan USB. Wunderbar.
What exactly is Plan USB?
Ah, good Herr Doktor,
I am so glad you asked.
Oh! A model. Oh, I simply love
a good model.
Oh, look at the detail.
So, back in the good old days,
I buried a huge, enormous,
carefully crafted uber-robot...
the Uberskullbot.
Oh!
Ooh, an action figure.
I love action figures.
So, when did they stop being dolls?
(mutters)
Destructive loudness.
The finest Bavarian
cuckoo clock makers
hand-crafted this incredible
instrument of destruction.
And it just so happens
it's still buried
right under these headquarters.
That is your super-secret plan?
It's just a bigger version
of your last plan.
Uh, Mr. Skull, how will you get
it out of the ground?
The Mole Man will dig it up, and then,
I will use it to destroy
those Howlin' Commandos.
(both) USB. USB. USB.
USB.
(scoffs) Maybe I'll come up
with a plan of my own.
How's about Plan UDB.
Emphasis on the D.
(coughs)
I need to lay down.
(Nick Fury) All right, we're going in
and we're doing it old-school
Howlin' Commando-style.
I don't have to tell you guys
how dangerous this will be.
(Ms. Marvel) Excuse me. Pardon me.
Mr. Fury, sir, here's the report
on the paper clip inventory,
including all clasps,
staples and metal fasteners.
With your permission,
I'll inventory all the pens,
pencils and markers now.
Yeah, sure. Knock yourself out.
(laughs) Oh, yeah. Sorry, sir.
Over the drop zone now.
Let's go. Geronimo!
Hulk not need parachute.
(guffaws)
- (sighs)
- (groans)
Forsooth.
Oh, ha-ha, look.
That is so cute.
They're making a little plan.
But it won't be as good as Plan USB.
Man of the moles,
unleash Plan USB.
Yes, great (burps) leader.
Hit the switch.
No, not that switch.
(music playing)
(music continues)
That's when you two
will come in with a pincer movement
to catch them off-guard.
Ah, yon old pincer movement.
Truly thou art lord of the spies.
(grunts and groans)
(Thor) Odin's spork!
(Iron Man) What the heck?
Whoa! Get hopping, Howlers.
(electronic bleeps)
My Uberskullbot.
This is fantastic he.
(grunts)
Of course. Plan USB.
Uber-skull-bot.
Great! So, now we know what it is.
We still have to destroy it.
I can have a super-secret
not-so-secret plan, too.
It's my specialty.
Oh, the good Herr Doktor
has his own robot?
How copy-the-cat of you.
(grunts)
(electronic bleeps)
What now, Colonel Fury?
I guess we just sit back
and enjoy the show.
This is so dumb-dumb
stupid, good Herr Doktor.
We should be attacking them.
Argh!
(Iron Man) This is pointless.
We've got to try something else.
Sing, Hulk, sing.
Uh, Hulk not understand.
Just do it, it's our last chance.
(clears throat)
(vocalizes)
That infernal noise
is destroying our robots.
(vocalizing continues)
Now's our chance, Cap.
And rest.
Ooh, Hulk smash?
Let's get going
while the going is good.
But... but Plan USB?
Ugh! It failed?
After all these years,
my great Plan USB failed?
Ugh!
I'll take care of the fractal.
Give it up, Skull.
Ja... it would appear
you have me surrounded.
But then, I'm the one
with the freeze ray, ja.
Finally, my revenge.
Ach!
(groans)
Can you believe it?
The Red Skull
froze himself again.
(Thor) ♪ I want the Valkyrie ♪
♪ Talking about Valkyrie ♪
♪ Give me some Valkyrie ♪
♪ Gosh, what a gal ♪
Renting a karaoke machine
for your birthday
was a great idea, Cap.
Ah, defeating
the Red Skull's Plan USB
is the best birthday gift
a star-spangled hero could ever have.
Thanks to our new Howlin' Commandos,
we've triumphed again.
Where exactly
did you put Red Skull?
He took a career
in the food-service industry.
(whimpers)
Hup, hey-oh.
♪ I want the Valkyrie ♪
- ♪ Talking about Valkyrie ♪
- (groans)
♪ Give me some Val... ♪
(Thor yelps)
Oh! Golly, that hurts.
(theme music playing)
(loud thuds)
Whoa!
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
(klaxon blaring)
(chuckles)
(chortles)
(chortles)
(Dr. Doom cackles)
You are about to be doomed!
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Oh!
(Captain America and MODOK yell)
Ah! I'll shield my vault from you.
Aah!
(grunts) No!
(Thor) Come on, men.
Let's make sweat!
(laughs) The cavalry!
Ah-ha!
What the...
Ooh!
(crash)
We must hurry, Mole Man.
How is Operation Down Under coming?
(burps) Oh, fantastic.
(burps) I'm about to tunnel
right into the vault.
(Mole Man yowls)
Garbage dump?
(blabbers)
I knew I should have made that
left turn at Albuquerque.
(burps)
Oh, how do my minions always fail?
(stammers)
We may have some new guests
for you here in a minute, Cap.
- (all yell)
- (Dr. Doom cackles)
(groaning)
(Dr. Doom) This could not get
any worse.
Oy vey.
(screams)
Yes, it could.
For you, anyway.
Mole Man, emergency recall.
(growling)
Hurry! Into the hole!
(Dr. Doom cackles)
That was weird.
Well, at least we don't have
to take out the garbage.
(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
I hate those Squaddies!
(Dr. Doom groans)
Another failed plan
to add to the wall of shame.
All my failures
have something in common...
They all involve you three potato-heads!
Uh, you know, sir,
there may be some valuable things
in this garbage.
(burps)
Look, Captain America's cable bill.
The only things
that stink worse than this garbage
are you three!
(Mole Man giggles)
(Dr. Doom groans)
You force me to unleash
my emergency evil plan!
(MODOK) Are you saying
we're not tough enough?
Ew! (Coughs)
Ah! My dust allergy!
Watery eyes! Inhaler!
I need my inhaler!
(Dr. Doom cackles)
This will lead us
to the ultimate evil-doer,
my personal hero...
the Red Skull!
(MODOK) Yuck. He's got a face
like a caboose.
No wonder, it's red.
That's my hero.
(groaning)
Just follow the directions
on this map,
and we will find him.
You'll stay here and clean up
the garbage.
(MODOK) 124, 125.
Hey! We're here.
Ugh! What? I smell sauerkraut.
The Villainville Weiner Hut.
What does the map say now, MODOK?
Uh-uh.
Hey, look.
I can't believe it!
(MODOK) It's astounding.
The world's largest bratwurst!
(Dr. Doom screams) MODOK!
We are not here
for the sausage,
we are here
for the wicked genius!
Now, pick him up and let's go.
(panting)
I bet that sausage
is wicked tasty.
Hands off!
(Nick Fury) So, Cap took out a dozen enemy
soldiers with his shield,
and says, "Never insult
my mom's apple pie again!"
(all laughing)
Oh, good times.
And remember, Nick,
you brought down that zeppelin
with a blowgun dart.
"You're full of hot air!" he shouts!
Ha-ha-ha! A
master of the hard-boiled jest.
- Uh, I don't get it.
- Oh, gee, look at the time.
- Oh, quite interesting.
- Ha-ha, levity.
And then, there's the time
I caught one of the managers
at HQ with an extra box of pens,
and I had him fired
and arrested. (Laughs)
(laughingly)
Because he had the pens.
(Iron Man) Hey, great story.
So, Fury, you come to town every year
on Cap's birthday? Awesome!
Yes. The two of us perform
a very secret ritual
known as karaoke.
Kariooq, the Corruptor?
What hath yon obscure villain done now?
No, Thor. Karaoke.
It's Japanese.
Yes, the Japanese
are on our side now,
and I bid them welcome.
Karaoke is okie-dokie, I say.
Hey, let's have
the whole group join us.
Yeah, we can really make a night of it.
Yay, I hath experience from organizing
the Asgard Talent Show.
Mine brother Loki didst sing
"Desperado" every year.
It make me cringeth so.
Uh, Hulk sing.
Lay it on us!
(hums and coughs)
- (vocalizes)
- (all) Oh!
Check it out.
These readings show sonic properties
that can shatter glass, crack steel,
and disrupt magnetic fields.
(continues vocalizing)
(overlapping chatter)
Aw, usually Hulk only sings
to his rubber ducky in shower.
Oh, you've never showered!
That's why we haven't heard it before.
Hulk don't understand.
(blow dryer humming)
(Dr. Doom) Yes, yes.
Awake! Arise!
Live on, evil genius.
(Red Skull)
Grosse Schnitzel, you are ugly.
Has he looked in a mirror?
Welcome to Villainville.
Ja, ja. Is it 1947 already?
Ah! Twenty-first century.
Himmel! I overslept!
Yes, yes.
Well, I have thawed you out
to help me rule the world.
Ja, ja. Ah!
Failed plan, failed plan, failed plan,
failed plan, failed plan, failed plan.
Failed plan. Ach!
The streak is over.
(Red Skull) So, first of all,
the chain of command...
I am in charge.
Hey, I like a take-charge
kind of guy.
That's my chair.
So, back in the day,
I was really evil.
I'll show you how it's done.
That's my chair.
- Ach!
- (groans)
(alarm klaxon beeps)
My spies have located a fractal.
We must move quickly.
What ist das fractal?
One of the pieces
of the shattered Infinity Sword.
We must collect it before
Captain America does.
Captain America!
There is a Captain America
in the future?
- The same guy.
- Long story.
Uh, I dunno.
He destroyed my plans
for ruling the world!
I must fulfill my destiny
and defeat him.
I have not forgotten.
Well, I started as the Pink Skull,
but I was not so scary.
Then, I decided to go red,
and it made all the difference.
It helped make me very evil.
I was even about to rule the world!
Then those goody-goodies
Captain America and Nick Fury
destroyed my greatest plan,
Operation USB.
Ha-ha! But now is my chance
for revenge.
They don't know that I can
still enact Operation USB!
I will defeat Captain America
and Nick Fury,
and I will rule the world.
Oy gevalt.
(Nick) So, I made a reservation
for all of us
at the new karaoke
and comedy club, the Rotten Tomato.
Where's Ms. Marvel?
Check this out.
I have her doing inventory
of all the paper clips
on the Helicarrier.
Weird thing is,
I think she actually likes it.
Huh?
(grunting)
Hey, they're after a fractal.
We've got to stop them.
Red Skull?
I can't believe somebody found you
and thawed you out.
And I can't believe
you're still wearing that ridiculous suit,
with the little wings that go
flippity, flippity, flippity. (Laughs)
These colors don't change, Fritz.
(Nick) Cap, don't let
the Skull distract you.
(Captain America)
It can't be! Skullbots!
I thought I'd seen the last of those.
(Red Skull) Skullbots, attack!
(Hulk grunts)
Have at thee.
(Thor) Mjolnir, to me.
Huzzah!
(Captain) Ha-ha-ha! Red,
hup, white, hup, blue, hup.
Hup, hup.
Good Herr Doktor,
you and the other minions get the fractal.
(laughs)
Cosmic.
We have the fractal. Let's go.
(Red Skull) Auf Wiedersehen.
We'll meet again.
Don't know where, don't know when.
Who's the crazy redhead?
My arch-nemesis, the Red Skull.
(Captain America) I remember him
like it was yesterday.
The height of the war.
The Big One. WWII.
(Nick Fury) The fate of mankind
hung in the balance.
We had to stop
that Black Forest ham, the Red Skull,
and his cohort of evil.
(Captain America)
I needed men with diverse talents
on that top-secret mission.
A mission to stop the Red Skull
and his nefarious Plan USB.
(Nick Fury) I was leading
the Howlin' Commandos...
Dum-Dum Dugan, Gabe Jones, Izzy Cohen.
Fine, fine men.
We were able to defeat
the Skull's army of Skullbots,
but we never did learn
what Plan USB was.
(Captain America) No, the Skull
accidentally shot himself
with his freeze ray first.
He never could work that thing.
So, there you have it.
The Red Skull was on ice for good,
right next to the world's
largest bratwurst.
Only now he's thawed,
and working with Doom.
It's dollars to donuts
Plan USB could be back, too.
Oh, not while we're around.
Hey, I know, we could be
the new Howlin' Commandos,
and help you defeat
the Red Skull once and for all.
This won't be an easy assignment.
And now that the Red Skull
has that fractal,
we've got no time to lose.
Let's roll.
(Captain America)
Our new Howlin' Commandos.
What do you think, Colonel Fury?
I'd still like to cut the blond's hair,
but they'll have to do.
Right. Howlers,
we have a rendezvous with destiny...
and the Red Skull.
(Red Skull)
Ah! With this Infinity fractal,
I can finally enact
my long-lost uber-scheme,
Plan USB.
Ha, good old USB! Plan USB.
Finally, Plan USB.
Uh, what's Plan USB?
How should I know?
But he's the Red Skull,
so it must be great, right?
Plan USB. Wunderbar.
What exactly is Plan USB?
Ah, good Herr Doktor,
I am so glad you asked.
Oh! A model. Oh, I simply love
a good model.
Oh, look at the detail.
So, back in the good old days,
I buried a huge, enormous,
carefully crafted uber-robot...
the Uberskullbot.
Oh!
Ooh, an action figure.
I love action figures.
So, when did they stop being dolls?
(mutters)
Destructive loudness.
The finest Bavarian
cuckoo clock makers
hand-crafted this incredible
instrument of destruction.
And it just so happens
it's still buried
right under these headquarters.
That is your super-secret plan?
It's just a bigger version
of your last plan.
Uh, Mr. Skull, how will you get
it out of the ground?
The Mole Man will dig it up, and then,
I will use it to destroy
those Howlin' Commandos.
(both) USB. USB. USB.
USB.
(scoffs) Maybe I'll come up
with a plan of my own.
How's about Plan UDB.
Emphasis on the D.
(coughs)
I need to lay down.
(Nick Fury) All right, we're going in
and we're doing it old-school
Howlin' Commando-style.
I don't have to tell you guys
how dangerous this will be.
(Ms. Marvel) Excuse me. Pardon me.
Mr. Fury, sir, here's the report
on the paper clip inventory,
including all clasps,
staples and metal fasteners.
With your permission,
I'll inventory all the pens,
pencils and markers now.
Yeah, sure. Knock yourself out.
(laughs) Oh, yeah. Sorry, sir.
Over the drop zone now.
Let's go. Geronimo!
Hulk not need parachute.
(guffaws)
- (sighs)
- (groans)
Forsooth.
Oh, ha-ha, look.
That is so cute.
They're making a little plan.
But it won't be as good as Plan USB.
Man of the moles,
unleash Plan USB.
Yes, great (burps) leader.
Hit the switch.
No, not that switch.
(music playing)
(music continues)
That's when you two
will come in with a pincer movement
to catch them off-guard.
Ah, yon old pincer movement.
Truly thou art lord of the spies.
(grunts and groans)
(Thor) Odin's spork!
(Iron Man) What the heck?
Whoa! Get hopping, Howlers.
(electronic bleeps)
My Uberskullbot.
This is fantastic he.
(grunts)
Of course. Plan USB.
Uber-skull-bot.
Great! So, now we know what it is.
We still have to destroy it.
I can have a super-secret
not-so-secret plan, too.
It's my specialty.
Oh, the good Herr Doktor
has his own robot?
How copy-the-cat of you.
(grunts)
(electronic bleeps)
What now, Colonel Fury?
I guess we just sit back
and enjoy the show.
This is so dumb-dumb
stupid, good Herr Doktor.
We should be attacking them.
Argh!
(Iron Man) This is pointless.
We've got to try something else.
Sing, Hulk, sing.
Uh, Hulk not understand.
Just do it, it's our last chance.
(clears throat)
(vocalizes)
That infernal noise
is destroying our robots.
(vocalizing continues)
Now's our chance, Cap.
And rest.
Ooh, Hulk smash?
Let's get going
while the going is good.
But... but Plan USB?
Ugh! It failed?
After all these years,
my great Plan USB failed?
Ugh!
I'll take care of the fractal.
Give it up, Skull.
Ja... it would appear
you have me surrounded.
But then, I'm the one
with the freeze ray, ja.
Finally, my revenge.
Ach!
(groans)
Can you believe it?
The Red Skull
froze himself again.
(Thor) ♪ I want the Valkyrie ♪
♪ Talking about Valkyrie ♪
♪ Give me some Valkyrie ♪
♪ Gosh, what a gal ♪
Renting a karaoke machine
for your birthday
was a great idea, Cap.
Ah, defeating
the Red Skull's Plan USB
is the best birthday gift
a star-spangled hero could ever have.
Thanks to our new Howlin' Commandos,
we've triumphed again.
Where exactly
did you put Red Skull?
He took a career
in the food-service industry.
(whimpers)
Hup, hey-oh.
♪ I want the Valkyrie ♪
- ♪ Talking about Valkyrie ♪
- (groans)
♪ Give me some Val... ♪
(Thor yelps)
Oh! Golly, that hurts.
(theme music playing)