The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 16 - Invader from the Dark Dimension! - full transcript
When Baron Mordo possesses Iron Man turning him into the Iron Menace, Hulk and Silver Surfer must team up with Doctor Strange and Valkyrie to form a team of Defenders and stop Baron Mordo's evil plot.
No way!
- Iron Man?
- Really? Where?
I am the Iron Man.
Hey, back of the line, pal.
The Iron Man?
He lives, he walks,
he conquers in our bank?
I have to text all my friends.
They're never gonna believe this.
Hey, could you do
a voicemail message for me?
I do not know this voicemail.
Let me smash.
That's not paid for yet.
OMG!
With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
I hate those Squaddies!
What? This is preposterous.
"Family Circus" is still in the paper.
And look at this headline.
"Iron Man: Threat Or Menace."
That's not me.
I mean, it looks like me.
Guy's got my tech factor,
but... but... but it's not me.
Mr. Mayor, sir.
Super Hero Squad, I... Hey,
don't put me in the little
picture in picture.
That's better.
Iron Man, what were you thinking?
I-I mean sure, what celebrities
haven't thought about using
their powers for evil?
But... but you can't actually do it.
Mayor, I didn't do it.
That's not me on that video.
I believe you, I guess,
but my constituents are demanding
to see you behind bars.
Mr. Mayor, sir, I'm innocent.
Sorry, shell-head.
Because of the cloud of suspicion factor
hanging over you,
all in favor of taking Iron Man
off active duty.
The heroes have spoken.
Iron Man, please turn in
your Super Hero Squad identity card,
your corporate credit card,
your key to the city,
and your standard issue Squaddie undies.
Yeah, it hurts.
Hup, hup, and hup, soldier.
We really have to get
the lights in here fixed.
Fore!
Fore!
Find anything?
Nada. Even the sand traps
in this place are sparkling clean.
Those reports of a fractal
must have been wrong.
We've combed through
every inch of the grounds
and got nothing.
Well, if there's no fractal,
this is a really nice golf course.
Exclusive, too.
Hard to get a tee time here.
Órale, this is what I'm talking about.
Eighteen holes
of award-winning golf course
and no one in our...
...way.
- Abomination.
- And MO-dork.
It's Wolverine and, uh...
Don't tell me, I'll get it.
Is it, uh...
uh...
Uh, Devil Dinosaur?
Moonboy?
Oh, wait, this is awkward.
Oh, Lizard Lad. Uh, Reptile.
Reptil!
The name is Reptil.
Nuh-uh, that's not it. Wait, uh...
How about zip it!
Great. All this trouble
to sneak into a country club,
and now these meanies
have to spoil everything.
If I were you, bub,
I'd worry about more important matters
at hand.
Wait a sec.
- You two came here to golf?
- Of course.
Why else would I dress like this?
Well, if we're going
to throw down,
we might as well do it
like gentlemen.
Fore!
Oh, I like it.
Fore!
Newbie sliced.
I hope you have your passport
'cause I think that ball landed
in the next country over.
I thought you sniffed it
when you sliced.
I'll slice you!
Grumpy pants, grumpy pants.
Wolverine's a grumpy pants.
Take it easy, grumpy pants.
Stark Tower.
Who says you can't go home again?
Haven't been back here in a long time.
Guess this is where I'll start looking
for that fake Iron...
You? The Iron Man imposter.
The only imposter I see here is you!
You robbed that bank.
Now everyone thinks
I'm a crook all because of you.
Stop talking like you're Iron Man.
Stop talking like
you're on Reading Rainbow.
What the heck?
Rhodey, is that you under there?
How did you know my... Hold up.
If you are the real Iron Man,
tell me something
that only you would know.
You've been dating Squirrel Girl
on the down low.
- Hmm.
- Okay, your turn. Prove who you are.
Tell me something
only Rhodey would know.
Mmm, uh, you once dated She-Hulk,
but it ended
when you discovered that she's...
All right. Gentlemen
don't discuss those things.
Rhodey, how are you?
And why is my best friend
wearing the Mark II armor?
Somebody had to.
Since you've been leading
the Super Hero Squad,
I've had to cover
all your other stuff.
Work for Stark Industries,
S.H.I.E.L.D., The Initiative, Illuminati,
that Jelly of the Month subscription
that you never got
around to canceling.
Jelly of the Month Clu...
You mean the jelly
that's hand delivered
every month by supermodels?
I've recently become a huge fan
of apricot preserves.
Who hates you enough
to want to frame you?
Well, how much time you got?
Junk mail, junk mail.
Friend request from Magneto
and Titanium Man.
Delete, delete, delete!
Crimson Dynamo!
Normally I despise actors,
but your performance as Iron Man...
Bravo! Bravo!
And Milton. Milton!
Cutting the vault with your laser
was surprisingly brilliant.
Well, thank you, Doctor Doom. I...
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean, surprisingly?
Iron Man is on the ropeski... Da?
Now, we finish him. Da?
Yeah, duh.
Iron Man has been spotted
returning to Superhero City.
Now begins the next phase of my plan.
To destroy Iron Man!
What is funny?
Oh, man, this is great.
You and me being superheroes together.
Yeah, I've always wanted a sidekick.
Wait a minute.
I am not the sidekick.
You're the sidekick.
Forget it. We'll figure it out later.
Right now let's figure out
who really robbed that bank.
Bend the elbow, straighten the back.
No, wait, other way.
Straighten the elbows, bend the back.
And don't choke.
You're choking me.
You're choking.
Concentrate on the job in front of you.
Brontosaurus butt.
Were you saying something?
'Cause I couldn't hear you over the sound
of Reptil's ball going in the hole.
In the hole.
Uh, lucky shot.
I'll give you a lucky shot.
To the nose!
Wolverine, no!
It's not worth it.
Hey, anybody mind if I play through?
Yah! Come on! You want some?
You don't want none of this!
You're lucky Abomination
here is holding me back.
Uh, I'm not holding you.
Yeah, you are. You're so lucky!
- Oh, yeah?
- Maybe the new funny books are in.
- Yeah?
- Fore!
Sorry!
Huh. They forgot to lock the door?
Remind me to move my accounts
to another bank.
I found the security system.
Why did he make a hole in the wall?
Look what's coming through the hole.
It's a second uni-beam.
Check the outside security cam.
The Melter.
So, we know who cut the vault.
Now to find who actually took it.
Aha. When the fake Iron Man
lifted the vault,
the weight pushed him down,
leaving this boot print.
Hey, look there. A Dynamo logo.
The shoe company can't resist
putting its logo everywhere.
I recognize that logo.
Dynamo's a company
that manufactures knockoffs
of Stark technology.
I'm sure that means something.
Want to share?
Crimson Dynamo.
He used that company
to make his armor suit and boots.
The Crimson Dynamo
must be working with The Melter.
But why?
Why? Why?
Because I demand it!
Doom. I should have known.
Yes, you should have.
Such a brilliant plan
to bring down my foe.
It could only have come
from the genius of Doom.
But tell me,
why are there two of you?
He's my sidekick.
I don't care.
I don't care which is the real one!
I will destroy you both!
Oh.
Fools! Now, go!
I am Crimson Dynamo.
I am break you!
I'm Rhodey. I'm a Sagittarius.
Don't you watch the movies?
The smaller guy always wins the fight.
I don't watch movies, except Beaches.
Bette Midler make me...
Popular entertainment is for the weak.
Crimson Dynamo is strong!
Look. I'm lift you,
and I have throw you down!
How can superhero
defeat Crimson Dynamo?
I have promised to break you.
Okely-dokely. I am break you now!
Hold on, Rhodey. I've got you.
Sorry, Rhodey. My bad.
If we get out of this alive,
I'm getting a new sidekick!
Yaah!
Rhodey! Ah!
Ah.
Hmm.
Eighteenth hole, baby.
Whoever takes this hole
wins the game.
Oh, I can't believe
we're tied with them.
They have to be cheating somehow.
There. Yeah, yeah.
Right down the middle.
- Boom.
- Boom.
Keep a close eye on him.
Qué?
Oh!
A fractal!
But nothing's happening.
Uh, must be a dud.
Come on, Reptil. It's your shot.
Oh, pretty.
Huh. Da-da. Oh!
We are so going to win now.
After all,
two heads are better than one.
This cable's got a dampening field.
And it's cutting off
the electrical systems in our armor.
It was too easy, Iron Man,
to ruin your reputation
with a fake robbery,
to humiliate you and force you
out of the city in disgrace,
to weaken the Super Hero Squad
by removing its leader.
And now, to hold you helpless
while I destroy you!
I expect better of my arch-foe.
I'm not complaining,
by the way. I'm just saying.
Pretty hideout.
Who decorated it, Mole Man?
No, fee-fi-foe!
My Villainville Volcano Lair.
A recent tide shift
in the continental plates
has made this previously
dormant volcano
dangerously unstable.
My volcanic accelerator
will cause the volcano to erupt!
You're dangerously unstable.
You'll destroy the entire city.
Really? It will? Oh, my, my, my.
Such a great idea.
Thank you so ever much.
But first, it will destroy the Iron Man!
What is funny?
- We have to think fast.
- I'll think of some way out.
You think of one of your usual bad jokes.
Hey, could you wait to criticize me
till, oh, I don't know,
after we get away
from this sinking lava death trap?
No. Let's talk about this now
because you've been acting all mopesy
ever since Dark Tower.
I'm not mopesy. I'm annoyed.
My so-called best friend,
who I used to talk to all the time,
never calls me, never emails me.
Ever since I joined
the Super Hero Squad,
it's like... it's like
you quit being my friend.
Oh, please.
Come on.
Like I've had time to call you.
I'm up to my neck in work
because you dumped it all in my lap.
So, don't tell me
I quit being your friend.
You quit on me.
Nobody asked you to put on the armor
or do all my work.
Well, somebody had to.
Does this thing go any faster?
Why do not they just start crying?
Interpersonal relationships
are for the weak.
Crimson Dynamo am strong!
Let's finish this later.
Later? Before or after
we're swimming in lava?
That's true.
The armor systems are down.
But we can still do some things manually.
I'm going to eject
the ion stream generator
from my boot jets.
Wrong button.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Fools! Your pathetic attempt
to escape has failed.
It wasn't an attempt to escape.
Nay. 'Twas a signal flare.
Sorry it took so long.
I couldn't get Thor out of the restroom.
Hero up, tinsel-toned warrior.
♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
Huzzah! So says I!
Yield, foul villain.
You may have saved Iron Man,
but you will not save your precious city.
The volcanic accelerator
will cause an eruption on an epic scale!
Superhero City will be majorly kaput!
Hand over that fractal. Now!
Well, we still have a deal.
The winner of the golf game
wins the fractal.
Deal's a deal. Winner take all.
Ah!
Geez, berserker boy, chill out.
He missed.
When I make this next putt,
we win the fractal.
Ah-ah.
- Wait.
- Whoa! Whoa!
This is for framing my best friend,
this is for zapping me in the bank,
and this is for that cheesy accent.
High five.
- This isn't working.
- Oh, forget it.
Have at thee.
Oh.
- Ha, ha!
- Cheap shot.
Your victory is all for naught!
In seconds, the volcano
will destroy everything!
Including you?
No, of course not me.
I plan to live a long, happy life
on the charred remains
of Superhero City!
Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen.
Buh-bye. Out!
Cowardly knave!
How evilly convenient.
An escape hatch.
Hurry. We have to stop that machine
before it fires up the lava.
Quickly, friends. Our end is nigh.
Wait. Does the lava have to go up?
It's going to blow.
Thou hath done it, Surfer.
Our end is no longer nigh.
Superhero City is saved.
Sounds good to me,
but where is all that lava going?
You make this putt, handsome,
we win the game.
No pressure.
- No!
- No way!
You handsome dog.
- Whoa!
- Ho, ho!
We win! Hee, hee! Win!
Bogus! We can't lose
because of an earthquake.
The deal is off.
We're not giving you
that fractal without a fight.
I was kind of hoping you'd say that.
What did you say? Huh? Huh?
Tyrannosaurus teeth.
Oh, well,
I don't need her now. Ah!
Uh-oh.
Let's get out of here.
And if anyone asks, we won.
Wolverine, I can't believe
we lost the fractal to those guys.
We've got bigger things
to worry about.
That was a live fractal,
but it didn't have any effect on you.
Maybe there's something
weird with that fractal.
Maybe they're just unpredictable.
Or maybe you're fractal-proof.
We better fill in Iron Man
when we see him.
Ah, success,
my armored and lightly
toasted friends.
The fake Iron Man armor
plus the money from the bank vault.
You're certain to be exonerated.
Yeah, your reputation is back
to what it's always been, squeaky clean.
Couldn't have done it
without your help, friend.
You mean best friend.
I mean best friend.
In Asgard, brothers-in-arms
hug all the time.
Ah, go on, hug it out.
Let's finish this later.
For your heroic service
and for agreeing
not to sue us for slander,
I re-bestow this key to the city
to the most breathtaking,
most sensational hero of all,
the invincible Four Bushmen,
uh, I mean Iron Man.
Well done!
On behalf
of the Super Hero Squad
and Stark Industries,
we got Iron Man
a really expensive gift.
A lifetime membership
to the exclusive, award-winning
Superhero City Country Club.
Does Iron Man know
that the award-winning
eighteen-hole golf course
is now just one giant hole?
Let's not ruin the moment.
- Iron Man?
- Really? Where?
I am the Iron Man.
Hey, back of the line, pal.
The Iron Man?
He lives, he walks,
he conquers in our bank?
I have to text all my friends.
They're never gonna believe this.
Hey, could you do
a voicemail message for me?
I do not know this voicemail.
Let me smash.
That's not paid for yet.
OMG!
With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
I hate those Squaddies!
What? This is preposterous.
"Family Circus" is still in the paper.
And look at this headline.
"Iron Man: Threat Or Menace."
That's not me.
I mean, it looks like me.
Guy's got my tech factor,
but... but... but it's not me.
Mr. Mayor, sir.
Super Hero Squad, I... Hey,
don't put me in the little
picture in picture.
That's better.
Iron Man, what were you thinking?
I-I mean sure, what celebrities
haven't thought about using
their powers for evil?
But... but you can't actually do it.
Mayor, I didn't do it.
That's not me on that video.
I believe you, I guess,
but my constituents are demanding
to see you behind bars.
Mr. Mayor, sir, I'm innocent.
Sorry, shell-head.
Because of the cloud of suspicion factor
hanging over you,
all in favor of taking Iron Man
off active duty.
The heroes have spoken.
Iron Man, please turn in
your Super Hero Squad identity card,
your corporate credit card,
your key to the city,
and your standard issue Squaddie undies.
Yeah, it hurts.
Hup, hup, and hup, soldier.
We really have to get
the lights in here fixed.
Fore!
Fore!
Find anything?
Nada. Even the sand traps
in this place are sparkling clean.
Those reports of a fractal
must have been wrong.
We've combed through
every inch of the grounds
and got nothing.
Well, if there's no fractal,
this is a really nice golf course.
Exclusive, too.
Hard to get a tee time here.
Órale, this is what I'm talking about.
Eighteen holes
of award-winning golf course
and no one in our...
...way.
- Abomination.
- And MO-dork.
It's Wolverine and, uh...
Don't tell me, I'll get it.
Is it, uh...
uh...
Uh, Devil Dinosaur?
Moonboy?
Oh, wait, this is awkward.
Oh, Lizard Lad. Uh, Reptile.
Reptil!
The name is Reptil.
Nuh-uh, that's not it. Wait, uh...
How about zip it!
Great. All this trouble
to sneak into a country club,
and now these meanies
have to spoil everything.
If I were you, bub,
I'd worry about more important matters
at hand.
Wait a sec.
- You two came here to golf?
- Of course.
Why else would I dress like this?
Well, if we're going
to throw down,
we might as well do it
like gentlemen.
Fore!
Oh, I like it.
Fore!
Newbie sliced.
I hope you have your passport
'cause I think that ball landed
in the next country over.
I thought you sniffed it
when you sliced.
I'll slice you!
Grumpy pants, grumpy pants.
Wolverine's a grumpy pants.
Take it easy, grumpy pants.
Stark Tower.
Who says you can't go home again?
Haven't been back here in a long time.
Guess this is where I'll start looking
for that fake Iron...
You? The Iron Man imposter.
The only imposter I see here is you!
You robbed that bank.
Now everyone thinks
I'm a crook all because of you.
Stop talking like you're Iron Man.
Stop talking like
you're on Reading Rainbow.
What the heck?
Rhodey, is that you under there?
How did you know my... Hold up.
If you are the real Iron Man,
tell me something
that only you would know.
You've been dating Squirrel Girl
on the down low.
- Hmm.
- Okay, your turn. Prove who you are.
Tell me something
only Rhodey would know.
Mmm, uh, you once dated She-Hulk,
but it ended
when you discovered that she's...
All right. Gentlemen
don't discuss those things.
Rhodey, how are you?
And why is my best friend
wearing the Mark II armor?
Somebody had to.
Since you've been leading
the Super Hero Squad,
I've had to cover
all your other stuff.
Work for Stark Industries,
S.H.I.E.L.D., The Initiative, Illuminati,
that Jelly of the Month subscription
that you never got
around to canceling.
Jelly of the Month Clu...
You mean the jelly
that's hand delivered
every month by supermodels?
I've recently become a huge fan
of apricot preserves.
Who hates you enough
to want to frame you?
Well, how much time you got?
Junk mail, junk mail.
Friend request from Magneto
and Titanium Man.
Delete, delete, delete!
Crimson Dynamo!
Normally I despise actors,
but your performance as Iron Man...
Bravo! Bravo!
And Milton. Milton!
Cutting the vault with your laser
was surprisingly brilliant.
Well, thank you, Doctor Doom. I...
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean, surprisingly?
Iron Man is on the ropeski... Da?
Now, we finish him. Da?
Yeah, duh.
Iron Man has been spotted
returning to Superhero City.
Now begins the next phase of my plan.
To destroy Iron Man!
What is funny?
Oh, man, this is great.
You and me being superheroes together.
Yeah, I've always wanted a sidekick.
Wait a minute.
I am not the sidekick.
You're the sidekick.
Forget it. We'll figure it out later.
Right now let's figure out
who really robbed that bank.
Bend the elbow, straighten the back.
No, wait, other way.
Straighten the elbows, bend the back.
And don't choke.
You're choking me.
You're choking.
Concentrate on the job in front of you.
Brontosaurus butt.
Were you saying something?
'Cause I couldn't hear you over the sound
of Reptil's ball going in the hole.
In the hole.
Uh, lucky shot.
I'll give you a lucky shot.
To the nose!
Wolverine, no!
It's not worth it.
Hey, anybody mind if I play through?
Yah! Come on! You want some?
You don't want none of this!
You're lucky Abomination
here is holding me back.
Uh, I'm not holding you.
Yeah, you are. You're so lucky!
- Oh, yeah?
- Maybe the new funny books are in.
- Yeah?
- Fore!
Sorry!
Huh. They forgot to lock the door?
Remind me to move my accounts
to another bank.
I found the security system.
Why did he make a hole in the wall?
Look what's coming through the hole.
It's a second uni-beam.
Check the outside security cam.
The Melter.
So, we know who cut the vault.
Now to find who actually took it.
Aha. When the fake Iron Man
lifted the vault,
the weight pushed him down,
leaving this boot print.
Hey, look there. A Dynamo logo.
The shoe company can't resist
putting its logo everywhere.
I recognize that logo.
Dynamo's a company
that manufactures knockoffs
of Stark technology.
I'm sure that means something.
Want to share?
Crimson Dynamo.
He used that company
to make his armor suit and boots.
The Crimson Dynamo
must be working with The Melter.
But why?
Why? Why?
Because I demand it!
Doom. I should have known.
Yes, you should have.
Such a brilliant plan
to bring down my foe.
It could only have come
from the genius of Doom.
But tell me,
why are there two of you?
He's my sidekick.
I don't care.
I don't care which is the real one!
I will destroy you both!
Oh.
Fools! Now, go!
I am Crimson Dynamo.
I am break you!
I'm Rhodey. I'm a Sagittarius.
Don't you watch the movies?
The smaller guy always wins the fight.
I don't watch movies, except Beaches.
Bette Midler make me...
Popular entertainment is for the weak.
Crimson Dynamo is strong!
Look. I'm lift you,
and I have throw you down!
How can superhero
defeat Crimson Dynamo?
I have promised to break you.
Okely-dokely. I am break you now!
Hold on, Rhodey. I've got you.
Sorry, Rhodey. My bad.
If we get out of this alive,
I'm getting a new sidekick!
Yaah!
Rhodey! Ah!
Ah.
Hmm.
Eighteenth hole, baby.
Whoever takes this hole
wins the game.
Oh, I can't believe
we're tied with them.
They have to be cheating somehow.
There. Yeah, yeah.
Right down the middle.
- Boom.
- Boom.
Keep a close eye on him.
Qué?
Oh!
A fractal!
But nothing's happening.
Uh, must be a dud.
Come on, Reptil. It's your shot.
Oh, pretty.
Huh. Da-da. Oh!
We are so going to win now.
After all,
two heads are better than one.
This cable's got a dampening field.
And it's cutting off
the electrical systems in our armor.
It was too easy, Iron Man,
to ruin your reputation
with a fake robbery,
to humiliate you and force you
out of the city in disgrace,
to weaken the Super Hero Squad
by removing its leader.
And now, to hold you helpless
while I destroy you!
I expect better of my arch-foe.
I'm not complaining,
by the way. I'm just saying.
Pretty hideout.
Who decorated it, Mole Man?
No, fee-fi-foe!
My Villainville Volcano Lair.
A recent tide shift
in the continental plates
has made this previously
dormant volcano
dangerously unstable.
My volcanic accelerator
will cause the volcano to erupt!
You're dangerously unstable.
You'll destroy the entire city.
Really? It will? Oh, my, my, my.
Such a great idea.
Thank you so ever much.
But first, it will destroy the Iron Man!
What is funny?
- We have to think fast.
- I'll think of some way out.
You think of one of your usual bad jokes.
Hey, could you wait to criticize me
till, oh, I don't know,
after we get away
from this sinking lava death trap?
No. Let's talk about this now
because you've been acting all mopesy
ever since Dark Tower.
I'm not mopesy. I'm annoyed.
My so-called best friend,
who I used to talk to all the time,
never calls me, never emails me.
Ever since I joined
the Super Hero Squad,
it's like... it's like
you quit being my friend.
Oh, please.
Come on.
Like I've had time to call you.
I'm up to my neck in work
because you dumped it all in my lap.
So, don't tell me
I quit being your friend.
You quit on me.
Nobody asked you to put on the armor
or do all my work.
Well, somebody had to.
Does this thing go any faster?
Why do not they just start crying?
Interpersonal relationships
are for the weak.
Crimson Dynamo am strong!
Let's finish this later.
Later? Before or after
we're swimming in lava?
That's true.
The armor systems are down.
But we can still do some things manually.
I'm going to eject
the ion stream generator
from my boot jets.
Wrong button.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Fools! Your pathetic attempt
to escape has failed.
It wasn't an attempt to escape.
Nay. 'Twas a signal flare.
Sorry it took so long.
I couldn't get Thor out of the restroom.
Hero up, tinsel-toned warrior.
♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
Huzzah! So says I!
Yield, foul villain.
You may have saved Iron Man,
but you will not save your precious city.
The volcanic accelerator
will cause an eruption on an epic scale!
Superhero City will be majorly kaput!
Hand over that fractal. Now!
Well, we still have a deal.
The winner of the golf game
wins the fractal.
Deal's a deal. Winner take all.
Ah!
Geez, berserker boy, chill out.
He missed.
When I make this next putt,
we win the fractal.
Ah-ah.
- Wait.
- Whoa! Whoa!
This is for framing my best friend,
this is for zapping me in the bank,
and this is for that cheesy accent.
High five.
- This isn't working.
- Oh, forget it.
Have at thee.
Oh.
- Ha, ha!
- Cheap shot.
Your victory is all for naught!
In seconds, the volcano
will destroy everything!
Including you?
No, of course not me.
I plan to live a long, happy life
on the charred remains
of Superhero City!
Au revoir. Auf Wiedersehen.
Buh-bye. Out!
Cowardly knave!
How evilly convenient.
An escape hatch.
Hurry. We have to stop that machine
before it fires up the lava.
Quickly, friends. Our end is nigh.
Wait. Does the lava have to go up?
It's going to blow.
Thou hath done it, Surfer.
Our end is no longer nigh.
Superhero City is saved.
Sounds good to me,
but where is all that lava going?
You make this putt, handsome,
we win the game.
No pressure.
- No!
- No way!
You handsome dog.
- Whoa!
- Ho, ho!
We win! Hee, hee! Win!
Bogus! We can't lose
because of an earthquake.
The deal is off.
We're not giving you
that fractal without a fight.
I was kind of hoping you'd say that.
What did you say? Huh? Huh?
Tyrannosaurus teeth.
Oh, well,
I don't need her now. Ah!
Uh-oh.
Let's get out of here.
And if anyone asks, we won.
Wolverine, I can't believe
we lost the fractal to those guys.
We've got bigger things
to worry about.
That was a live fractal,
but it didn't have any effect on you.
Maybe there's something
weird with that fractal.
Maybe they're just unpredictable.
Or maybe you're fractal-proof.
We better fill in Iron Man
when we see him.
Ah, success,
my armored and lightly
toasted friends.
The fake Iron Man armor
plus the money from the bank vault.
You're certain to be exonerated.
Yeah, your reputation is back
to what it's always been, squeaky clean.
Couldn't have done it
without your help, friend.
You mean best friend.
I mean best friend.
In Asgard, brothers-in-arms
hug all the time.
Ah, go on, hug it out.
Let's finish this later.
For your heroic service
and for agreeing
not to sue us for slander,
I re-bestow this key to the city
to the most breathtaking,
most sensational hero of all,
the invincible Four Bushmen,
uh, I mean Iron Man.
Well done!
On behalf
of the Super Hero Squad
and Stark Industries,
we got Iron Man
a really expensive gift.
A lifetime membership
to the exclusive, award-winning
Superhero City Country Club.
Does Iron Man know
that the award-winning
eighteen-hole golf course
is now just one giant hole?
Let's not ruin the moment.