The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 15 - Mental Organism Designed Only for Kisses! - full transcript

(theme music playing)

(growls)

Fraca... Oh.

Fracti...

Oh. Sparkly thing
turn mayor to metal.

No, Hulk,
that's a statue of the mayor,

but the fractal must have landed there
when the Infinity Sword shattered.

OK.

There's a weird energy vortex
under that statue

magnifying the fractal's power.

We got to get it out of here.



Ahhh!

(screaming)

By Odin's rainbow pony,
what dark magic is this?

Ahhh!

That was weird.

- Boo!
- Ahhh!

(Baron Mordo laughs)

Baron Mordo?

I thought you were trapped
in Dr. Strange's vegetable crisper.

Yes, an aluminum can.

Most unpleasant.

His manservant Wong
emptied the recycling

into the Dark Dimension!

- Look at the time. You know I was just...
- Leaving? Not without me, you're not.



Power of the Mordo meld!

Ahhh!

(groans)

(Baron Mordo laughs)

That's why I hate magic.

(Baron Mordo cackling)

(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.

All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along
But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man
Joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
Has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

(pounding)

Ahhh.

(groans)

Hey, Iron Man OK?

OK? Oh, I'm more than OK.

I'm peachy!

Hunky-dory!

(laughing)

Now let's see
what we can do with this.

(Wolverine) Hey, boss, why are we
delivering the fractal here?

Because... Well, just because.

I can detect odd waves of cosmic darkness
coming from our leader.

That explains the smell.

Mayhap he hath
a cosmic stomachache

from thine freaky cosmic food.

Sorry, Thor.

My empanadas would be better

if I had taste buds.

Now that you've all helped me
get that fractal back here, get lost!

Whoa!

(all grunting and groaning)

- Hey, what gives?
- This goes way beyond

simple dissatisfaction
with my cooking.

Whoa!

Yes, yes, I like this power.

I am no longer
your friend Iron Man.

Call me Iron Menace.

- Wow.
- And I intend to take over

Super Hero City
and Villainville.

My therapist says I have issues
with good and evil.

It is a problem.

I will amass an army
here at Dark Industries

and use all the powers
at my disposal.

Powers like this.

(groans)

(squawks)

Now, my new evil recruits,
we attack.

Hulk smash.

No, big guy, we can't.
Those are our friends.

(grunts) Fall back.
We cannot harm our friends

in this less-than-stylish
head gear.

Don't tell anybody,

but for once
I agree with Blondie.

(laughs)

My new found power
is too much for them.

Now, evil recruit,
we have nastiness to attend to.

Uh, what's so funny?

(Wolverine) So, what do we got to do
to get the old bucket head back?

Uh, Hulk confused.

(chuckles) Not a new condition.

Verily, his name change
to Iron Menace

should certainly
have been a clue.

The human concept
of comfort food might help.

I've made a fresh batch

of corn, dirt,
and cabbage spaghetti.

Oh! (Sniffs and gags)

Hulk feel pukey.

We must be cautious, Squaddies.

There's definitely a dark energy
inhabiting Iron Man.

(growls) I only got
one suggestion,

the best defense
is a good offense.

Hulk still confused.

We should attack.
Let's Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ They'll save the day again ♪

♪ Superhero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

There's a dark energy afoot.

- (grunts)
- Whoa!

Ooh, I like what you have done
with the place.

Oh, you do?

Well, there's no accounting
for taste.

Seems a little bit D-U-L-L to me.

Ah, MODOK!

That was a facetious,
villainous remark.

It did not require
your comment!

Sheesh, what a grouch.

I can comment if I want to.
You're not the boss of me.

Uh, actually,
he is the boss of you.

(groans)

Ahhh!

(laughing)

We're dealing with
some issues here, Doom.

We don't need
your interference.

My spies tell me

Iron Man has stashed
a fractal nearby,

and I want it.

Ahhh! It burns. It burns!

Ooh, is that parmesan?

Finally, someone who
appreciates gourmet cooking.

Back for more, eh?

And you brought friends. Good.

More recruits for my dark army.

(laughing)

Iron Man just
isn't himself today, Doom.

Perhaps we could schedule
a battle later in the week?

Oh, that would be lovely.

(both struggling)

Uh, uh, uh.

Hey, that doesn't tickle.

Better get out of the way!

(MODOK) Get out of the way. No!

And look at all these toys

I found here at Dark Industries.

(grunting)

You take the one to the right.

I've got those over there.

On it.

(growls)

They are distracted.
Capture more recruits.

Uh...

(growling)

Yes, all those plans I made
in the Dark Dimension

are coming to fruition.

I will rule them all!

You're right.

He is not himself.

Now you will all
join my dark army

and help me to conquer
Super Hero City and VillainVille.

Nay, foul villain.

I shall not allow it.

Mjolnir, 'tis hammer time.

For Odin! For Asgard!

(all grunt)

(laughs)

(cries)

Hey, big hammer. You OK?

(moans)

Big hammer fight to save us.

Now Hulk get revenge.

No, my green friend.

First we need to get
Thor to safety.

Withdraw now,
while we all have a chance!

Hulk will be back

to make you sorry,
Iron M... Meanie.

Let them run for now.

It's only a matter of time
before they will join us.

(laughing)

You know, uh, hammer time
always taketh away all my strength.

Do not fear, my teammate.

There. Is that better?

Oh.

(Thor throws up)

(Hulk) Wow.
Only two of us now, Shiny.

I've been
considering that, Hulk.

I think we need to call in
some help.

(Hulk) Ugh, creepy.

Must be losing my sight.
Everything looks dark.

No, we're just outside
the Sanctum Sanctorum,

the house of Dr. Strange.

I sensed you would be coming.
I put out a cheese platter.

Let Wong and I finish our
online osh tour of Dungeon.

(video game music playing)

(giggling)

Hulk love games.

Eah.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, but you don't like my TV.

No matter. You're here
about the dark power

taking hold in Super Hero City,
aren't you?

You are very wise, friend.

It seems my foe,
Baron Mordo, is in town.

Doctor, he's not just in town.

He's in Iron Man.

He now calls himself
Iron Menace.

Way dark.

The Eye of Agamotto sees all.

That strange fractal,
magnified by an energy vortex,

opened a portal
to the Dark Dimension,

where Baron Mordo took over Iron Man
and left him trapped.

I must get close enough
to Iron Menace

to force Baron Mordo back to the
Dark Dimension and rescue Iron Man.

But in order to do that,

we will need extra help
with our cosmic factor,

so I've asked Valkyrie
to help us out.

Ah! Hello, fair maiden.

By Odin's all-knowing ear cuff.

Didst my father send you
to nurse me back to health?

(sigh) We've been
through this, Thor.

Dr. Strange called me
to help you defeat Baron Mordo.

But sure thou remembers
our wild youth.

(rock music playing)

Behold my four-chord prowess.

Bring me a live bat. I summon.

What dorks these metal
heads be.

The mall calleth.

Ah, the crazy train to Asgard.

My head doth bang
with memories.

He used to bring
a hammer to math class.

(chuckles)

We must hurry. I have an idea

where Iron Menace
will strike next.

(laughs)

Phase 1 of my dark plot
is complete.

Now to find more power.

Yes, yes, yes.

More fractals will increase
my evil genius.

Dr. Doom has more fractals.

Then that is
where we must attack next.

(laughing)

Ooh, Iron Man seems
very aggressive today.

Oh, really?

Have you been paying attention?

Someone from a Dark Dimension
has taken control of him.

Oh, you mean there's
a darker dimension

than your downstairs game room?

(growls)

- Ow! Ow!
- Hey!

Move in to defend Doom's HQ.

Say, we could call ourselves
the Defenders.

Because we're defending.
Whoa, that's deep.

Ugh! We would do well to let
these tin cans take Doom apart.

Odd as it may sound,

we must defend Doom
and his fractals

and, if we can, force Mordo
back into the Dark Dimension.

Nothing sounds odd compared
to Silver Surfer's recipe book.

We can't really hurt
our enslaved friends,

but we can make them sick
with some home cooking.

No!

Here's meat in you eye.

- Aw, sick.
- (coughs)

Whoa, that's some
truly powerful pie.

(grunting)

You must return
to the Dark Dimension, Mordo.

Never!

Ahhh!

Now the all-tripping leg
of Hoggoth.

Leave him
to mine enchanted sword.

No, stay back.

Ahhh!

The Iron Menace is withdrawing.

He is wounded but not finished.

We will need help with that.
Follow me.

Oh, look at this place.

Iron Menace?
More like Iron Mess.

Don't try to be clever.

(Dr. Strange) Dr. Doom,
I have a proposition for you.

Since we helped defend
your headquarters from Iron Menace,

help us defeat him.

Really?

What's in it for me?

I know. How about a plate
of fungus and ragweed burgers?

Yummy in the tummy.

I'll help only if you keep him
from ever cooking again.

Why? It's my favorite
kind of food. Free.

Ahhh!

(MODOK throws up)

The one thing we will need

is a fractal with which to open a portal
to the Dark Dimension.

- (gags)
- Watch the shoes.

Very well.

But it must remain
in my possession.

Who knows what dark powers
Mordo will unleash

if he senses defeat?

We must be vigilant.

We need battle cry.

The Hulkster's right.

How about
"Defenders, get, um, defensive"?

- 'Tis pretty lame.
- (chuckles) Hulk like.

Hulk won't play without it.

(hums)

♪ I like cheese,
I like kitties ♪

(all) Defenders,
get defensive!

- Whoa!
- (gasps)

Not only must you fight
my dark powers,

you must also fight
your friends. (Laughing)

Friends? Abomination's
really not my friend.

We're more like cubical mates
or reluctant allies, really.

Whoa!

You cannot overcome the power

that I, Iron Menace,
have amassed.

Amassed? Will kids
know what that means?

Whatever.

Flee before the power
of my... power.

Doom, your fractal.
We need it now.

Use it!

Wow, he's so cranky.

By the Ashanti,

open the portal
of Agamotto's younger cousin.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

(groans) Oh, man.

I've got a headache
the size of MODOK's head.

(screaming)
OK, you can stop now.

But this is fun. (Laughing)

It hurts a lot less
without the headband.

Playtime's over.
We are done here.

(groans)

Thou cannot leave.

Dr. Strange needs
that portal you opened,

or he'll be trapped
in the Dark Dimension forever.

Not my problem.

I did what I agreed to do.

Oh, you're such a bad guy.

Defenders...

(all) Get defensive!

Well, I don't hate it.

Surrender, Mordo.

You must remain here
in your dimensional prison.

Never will I surrender to you

and your amateur magician
mind-freak theatrics.

Oh, now you're getting
personal.

(both grunting)

And he calls me theatrical.

(Mordo) You can't stop me,

for I am very evil.

(Mordo cackles)

Now I'm wet and evil.
Why did you do that?

It worked in The Wizard of Oz.

Now, as he is
distracted by dampness,

all-seeing Eye of Agamotto,
total pupil power!

(grunts)

(groans)

Oh, you know
how I detest dampness.

Gosh, that hurts.

This is all your fault.

No, it's not. Your fault!

Huh? Our psychiatrist will be
so upset with our regression.

She'll want to see us
twice a week,

and my evil insurance
doesn't cover it.

Whoa, Iron Man,
is that really you?

Yeah, I'm back.

Boy, am I dizzy.

- I could use a...
- Cosmic burrito.

Ugh! You! No more cooking!

You promised.

Faster, MODOK, faster.

Who knows what his sauce
could do to my armor?

Not to mention my cape
and my entire ensemble.

That's French for outfit.

Fools!

Yeah. Better.

- (doors open)
- (Dr. Strange) Hey, kids.

How goes the clean-up
at Stark Industries?

The worst thing is that Mordo
painted everything black.

I want to thank you two
for your help.

Great job, Surfer.

For assembling the Defenders,

I'm going to let you be cook for a day
at the Stark Industries Cafe.

You were the Iron Menace.
Now I'm the Cosmic Chef.

We made such a great team.

I would invite the Silver Surfer and Hulk

to continue our work
defending Super Hero City.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, verily,

I agree to join thee.

Whoa, whoa, slow down.

Before anyone
agrees to anything,

just remember, you're part
of the Super Hero Squad.

Besides, you want to sleep
at the Sanctum Sanctorum?

Oh, creepy house
give Hulk nightmares.

- No offense.
- None taken.

But now Valkyrie and I
must be off.

(whimpers)

Next time mine eyes
fall on Valkyrie,

I shall kiss her.

So sweareth Thor.

(laughs)

It's now or never.

Gad!

Sheesh, I just got
the Mordo cooties off my armor,

and now I've got
your thunder spit.

(Thor) This never happened.

(theme music playing)