The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 14 - Tremble at the Might of M.O.D.O.K.! - full transcript

When an Infinity Fractal is attached to M.O.D.O.K.'s head, he gains the power to drain those of others. Soon, the Mighty M.O.D.O.K. rules Villainville with Loki as his new BFF (Best Fiend Forever).

Oh, the cursed superheroes.

Fools! Doom will prevail!

Oh! Stalemate.

Deadlock. Attrition.

Months spent
gathering fractals and still,

no closer to rebuilding
the Infinity Sword.

Right, Mommy Doom?

Why do cheaters never prosper?

My, somebody woke up grouchy.

Ahhh! Mommy dearest?

Oh, Enchantress.



Haven't you Asgardians interfered
enough in my affairs?

Oh, great. Another one.

Mint me.

Ah.

Thank you, Skurge.

Go play with the Supervillains.

I can shift
the balance of power

between you
and the Superhero Squad.

Doom will rule.

Yes, really?
What do you have in mind?

Sorcery?

Love.

Ugh!

What has love
got to do with me?



For many years, Doctor, my wicked heart
has burned for Odin's son, Thor.

I've conjured
an Asgardian Love Lutefisk.

A portable, powerful spell
to make Thor fall hard

for the first person he sees.

Namely me,
Am or a, the Enchantress.

Hmm, I see.

And then with Thor
under your power,

you can turn him.

It's what I do best.

And when Thor comes
to the side of evil...

Excellent!

Without Thor's bite,
the Superhero Squad

cannot keep me
from the Infinity Fractals!

Yes.

Yes, yes, but...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What do you get out of this?

I get Thor.

With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe!

All right, Squaddies.
Time to Hero Up.

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along
But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk
are fierce ♪

♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man
Joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
Has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

Yes, yes!

Thor? Thor?

Big, blond, oaf of a hero?

Why?

Mmm, you should've seen him
in high school.

Behold my power chord prowess.

My lead playing hath no equal.

Yeah, we doth rock so hard.

Can I be
in your video?

Nay, witch. Thou dost
head bang like a girl.

Now be gone lest thou detract
from my mighty rocking.

More cowbell! Thus spoke Thor!

To be spurned so
by the very oaf you love.

Oh, it burns.

Very well. I'll take
the universe and you get Thor.

Win-win.

Your nose is dripping, dear.

Am or a, my crush object,

when whilst thou cease
thine endless idolatry

of that highborn
Thunderer, Thor?

Soon, Enchantress will be mine.

For this day, I will be rid
of Thor forever.

So sayeth Skurge,
the Executioner.

Iron Man. Come in, Iron Man.

Need some backup, Ms. Marvel?

Doom's brought Fin Fang Foom
out from underground,

and he's taking another run
at the the Great Wall.

Don't panic. Hulk and the
Surfer are just a minute away.

Fear not, fellow warrior woman.
Help is on the way.

On second thought,
I better handle her myself.

"It" myself, the mission.

See how I stand here
with my arms folded defiantly?

Odin hath decreed
otherwise, mortal.

Oh, my son.

Odin, my father,
what brings thine enormous

and disturbingly
transparent head to Earth?

Be not a dufus, child.

Frigga, your mother,
is concerned.

Thou must meet a nice
Asgardian girl and soon,

or even an Olympian girl,
as long as she is mythic.

Guess again.

So you say, but know this.

Valkyrie Brunhilde of Asgard
now lives nearby.

Brunhilde, you say?

Yeah, I remember her
from school.

Mousy little thing, overbite,

cool chariot, but no subwoofer.

Hotchie motchie.

- Yon Valkyrie hath...
- filled out.

Tell me you shall
call her, Thor.

You betcha.

Though she knoweth it not,
the Valkyrie is mine.

Oh, yeah, that just happened.

Oh, if that's
how you feel, tough.

First come, first served.

No, thou didn't.

Soon you super pin-heads will be sorry
you ever messed with the Lethal Legion.

Mr. Abomination,
tear down this wall.

Yeah.

And just who are you?

Call me Valkyrie, earthling.

Come on. Let's rearrange
lizard-breath's ugly face.

With pleasure, mine ally.

Hark, yo, and so forth.

Cranky-pants and Valkyrie,
mind if we join you?

S.H.I.E.L.D. priority arrest,
scuzzbuckets.

Looks like another win
for the good guys.

Welcome to Super Hero City,
Valkyrie.

I'd love to take you and your pretty pony
out for some dinner.

Be you Tony Stark,
the Iron Man of legend?

Nay, I be the Iron Man
with opera tickets.

I saw they were performing
Ride of the Valkyries tonight,

and I thought of you,
very hummable, very Wagnerian.

Isn't that smooth?
I mean, sweet?

Oh, your failure to protect
the Infinity Sword

hath placed the entire cosmos
in grave peril.

All yours, Thor.

Now's my chance.

Thor will fall
hopelessly in love

with the next person
he sees, me.

Love Lutefisk away!

Oh, look. A quarter.

Ahhh!

Ooh.

Ahhh!

Oh, MODOK.

Uh, those eye rays are new.

You must stop. Hey! What the...

MODOK, I love you!

That is disturbing.

Love hath smitten
Miss cranky-pants

in the most unfavorable way.

Wow.

MODOK, I love you!

Aw, how cute.

Oofta.

OK. That's it. I'm struggling.

It's even better when you help.

Which eye do I gaze into?

Uh, all of them.

Ugh, I have seen many
a gruesome sight in battle,

yet I may be ill.

You're letting me go
with just a ticket?

No. I know I have
standing orders to neutralize you,

but you're just
such a cuddle bug.

A love ticket.

- I'm confused.
- Isn't it great?

Here's my private
S.H.I.E.L.D. frequency.

Call me on it.

And MODOK, do not stand up
a federal agent.

I'm just kidding.
Kind of.

Now give baby
some sweet and sour.

Oh, avert thine eyes.

Ugh, keep your good guy germs
to yourself.

Mmm, love you!

Do you all think MODOK
is as dreamy as I do,

or is he even dreamer?

Isn't life wonderful?

The only thing stranger
than Ms. M having a crush

is Ms. M having
a crush on MODOK.

That's just twisted.

Which remindeth me.
Valkyrie?

Oh, what an Asgardian.

Thor must hang out
with yon warrior woman again.

And pronto, Tonto.

Huh, all previous calculations
have been thrown off

by Ms. M
and her new romance factor.

Uh...

This data is so disgusting,
the computer won't accept it.

And neither can I.

♪ The sun
Is shining brighter ♪

♪ Rain clouds blow away ♪

♪ It's as though
The whole world ♪

♪ Knows what I want to say ♪

♪ You make me feel so happy ♪

♪ Turn the gray sky blue ♪

♪ You're the cherry
On my sundae ♪

♪ I think you feel it, too ♪

♪ Because love,
Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪

♪ You know, love, love
Love, love ♪

♪ Love makes me
Dance and sing ♪

♪ It makes me dance and sing ♪

♪ I wake up in the morning ♪

♪ The first thing that I do ♪

♪ Is sing the song of love ♪

♪ About the love
I feel for you ♪

♪ Because love, love
Love, love ♪

♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪

♪ You know, love
Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love makes me
Dance and sing ♪

♪ It makes me dance and sing ♪

♪ You make me feel so happy
Every time we kiss ♪

♪ Blue birds can't
Stop singing ♪

♪ They want to feel
Like this ♪

♪ Because love, love
Love, love ♪

♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪

♪ You know that love
Is a wonderful thing ♪

If MODOK can get a girl,

surely Odin's
most handsome son can.

Mm-hmm. Wow, I wonder
if this is rent controlled.

Hello, fair maiden.

Uh, excuse me, Ms. warrior.

I mean, Valkyrie.

Words come hard
for a Prince of Asgard like me,

but last night, when I heard
you were in town,

my heart soared.

Not sword like the shiny blade
you carry, mind you,

but soared as in,
"Wee, look at me go."

Zounds.

Gad, Skurge.

What evil have you done?

Your school mate
hath been frozen solid

courtesy of mine mystic axe.

As she made her dinner,
vile villain.

A waste of good
Asgardian meatballs.

Frozen food never tastes
fresh when thawed.

Hast thou never watched the cooking man
shows on the jumping picture box?

Speak not of food,
thou blond buffoon.

My heart hungers
for the Enchantress,

but we of Asgard Vocational
weren't good enough

for you Breidablik students.

For Asgard! Huzzah!

Fool, this be
no kind of wonderful.

Yes, I am
the Enchantress's fool,

but if I cannot have her,
then no one can.

Attack a woman while her back is turned
and her food is frozen?

Have at thee, fiend!

Uh, nummy bear?

Yes, candy pants?

I just wanted you to know that these
past few days have been a dream.

I am a new MODOK.

A mental organism designed
only for kisses.

Oh, baby, you're just like a fat,
swollen tick but even cuter.

What did I do? What did I do?
What did I do?

Hold it, MODOK.

- Leave her alone.
- Oh, darn.

Ahhh! Ouch!

Drat.

She's with me.

You leave my sweet, little Modey-Wodey
medicine ball alone.

Don't you get it?
He's my boyfriend.

That's what I've been
saying, honey,

but it's like
I'm talking to myself.

You'll find Thor
more than a match, brute.

If thou seekest a match,
compare thyself to meat in a freezer.

It taketh more than ice to stop
the mighty Son of Odin.

Be that so?
I'll make you, Thor.

- Says you.
- Says I, yes. Have at me.

Have at you. Gesundheit.

Whoa! Gosh, that's warm.

Hot enough for you, runt?

Speweth away
all you like, knave.

I useth mine fist.

Ahhh! Why, I ought to...

Iron Man has a
crush on yellow hair.

Iron Man has a crush
on yellow hair.

Will you guys can it?

What does he have that I don't?

You're obsessing, brain bucket.

If Ms. Marvel goes
over the wall to Doom,

my job gets a lot harder.

Harder than you think.

Hello, Hawkeye. Let me guess.

S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
getting involved.

We can only assume Ms. Marvel went evil.
We have to take her out.

Yeah, you're right. Wait!
I don't want to take her out.

I just don't want
MODOK taking her out.

Clean the transistors
out of your ears, shell head.

Marvel knows all of our secrets.

We can't lose her to Doom,
or he gets the fractals,

rebuilds the big sword,
and the universe is toast.

We've got to destroy
Ms. Marvel.

Enchantress, MODOK is wooing
Ms. Marvel to the side of evil.

Your plan is going to work.

Perhaps for you.

Look. Come now.

One burly blond
is as good as another.

Having a high-ranking
S.H.I.E.L.D. official under my control

will be even better than Thor.

Wrong. You have much to learn
about affairs of the heart.

Witch, if Doom doesn't
know something,

it isn't worth knowing.

MODOK, my best minion.

How goes your brilliant
"turn Ms. Marvel evil" plan?

Well, let me tell you, Doom,
you metal-mouth throne-squatter.

Let me tell you something, see?

I'm checking out
of Villainville, see?

And joining the heroes, see?

Of course, I might do
a little jail time,

but my gal runs the jail.

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Don't wiggle your eyebrows
at Doom.

Back off, Doomy-Doo!

Zap me and I'll sic
my super girlfriend on you.

- Ciao.
- That freak! Oh!

Wrong.

My prince,
all men are my fools save you.

And me.

And Doom.

Why can't I get anyone
to pay attention to me?

Um, Enchantress?

Get lost.
Can't you see I'm pouting?

Warm thyself, Valkyrie.

Let Skurge do his worst.

You have but to axe.

To me, Mjolnir.
'Tis all Thor may stand.

Thor standeth no more.

Ahhh!

Val!

Lo...

I be a dunderhead.

Hence vocational school
and that haircut.

My mad love for Enchantress
almost cost an innocent life.

Worse, thine shenanigans
hath ruined mine Asgardian meatballs.

Fear not, Miss V.
Thor liketh to eat out.

Let us ditch the fool with the tool
and find thee some shawarma.

Thor, wouldst thou
remove thine helmet?

Mine wicked cool helmet?

Oh, me thinks I'm in.

Take thine thug friend home,

repair the damage to the city,

and never, never return.

At least not
without calling first.

In school, oft I did
find thee cute,

you know, for a jock.

She touched my hair.

Destroy Ms. Marvel?

- Doesn't that seem a bit harsh?
- Fury's orders.

Can't we just whack her
on the nose with a newspaper?

Energy tip with an ultimate
nullifier sheathing,

guaranteed to down anything
short of the Thing.

Oh, my great big, disgusting,
evil mastermind,

you're so strong.
Yes, you are.

Now that you've gone good,
we can get married.

- Shall we say Niagara Falls, kitten?
- Meow.

Dude, how can I change
your mind?

Allow me. This arrow should
remove the spell.

Wait a minute. Enchantress.
Of course, it's a love spell.

- Why didn't I see that before?
- I beguiled you. Part of my charm.

Just as Hawkeye will now do
my bidding and fire this magic arrow.

For you sugar puss,
I'd fire a magic howitzer.

I hate magic.

Well, I suppose it beats
the alternative.

Whoa. Ah!

Ahhh!

Clumsy human.

- I'm fine.
- Thank goodness. Give us a smoochie.

What did you say?

Uh, oh, OK. Hey, whoa,
we can take it slow.

Ahhh!

I'll get counseling.

MODOK!

You know, Iron Man, the vessel
of my heart remains unmanned.

Well, don't burst
that vessel, Am or a.

Your evil love cooties
don't work on every guy.

See that?

High-tech cootie protection.

I put it there while you were
busy beguiling Hawkeye.

Till we meet again,
Iron Man.

Hey, Ms. M, got a second?

There's something inside
you need to see.

Tony, don't give me
any grief about this.

It's bad enough that witch's spell had me
cheating on my boyfriend.

Oh, boyfriend, huh?

He's away on a mission
in space.

Mission in space, right.
Anyway, don't worry.

The guys know better than
to tease a federal agent. Come on.

Yeah, we picked up
this surveillance footage

from a place downtown.

How is my little cutesy ootsy,

mushy squishy, fruity booty
moo-noo-noo?

Me? I'm your little
curtsy oosty, squishy wishy,

fruity booty moo-noo-noo?

Fruity booty.

Ew, is that MODOK's drool
in your hair?

Ooh, dang!