The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 13 - Deadly Is the Black Widow's Bite! - full transcript

MODOK,
you big-headed lout.

Why haven't you done
anything right?

But-but you always use
my brilliant plans

and never give me credit.

Silence, you MODOK you.

You just give me a headache.

Ah!

What-what is happening to me?

Then through some
freak occurrence,

I become all powerful.

Dr. Doom, all will tremble
at the might of MODOK.



Well, I knew my presentation
would be the highlight

of the Big Really Amazingly
Immense Noggin convention.

I rule BRAIN Con.

Any questions?

Oh, well.

Does anyone else have the feeling
that they're being watched?

- At last.
- Ah!

You'll get one over on Doom
through some freak occurrence?

It could happen.

Impossible. Do you remember...

Correct me if I am mistaken...

Big Head Super Team-Up
number 141,

in which the character known
as Boss Brain attempts to infiltrate...

Silence, voyeuristic fan-boy!



It is possible,
Mr. Goody-Goody Watcher guy.

Watch this.

When the perfect
Infinity fractal falls my way,

I'll be able to pursue
my dreams of dominance!

Then I will be the one who finally
destroys the Super Hero Squad.

Me, me, me, me, me.

Well, this I have got to see.

Just watch.

With that Infinity sword,
I will rule the universe!

All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along
but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk
are fierce ♪

♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

I hate those Squaddies.

MODOK, I told you not to put
so much explosives in the charge.

This is all your fault.

Now get me that fractal back!

Get me that fractal back.

It's always my fault.

Maybe being born
was my fault, too.

Thanks to your mistake, Doom,

that fractal is in play.

And I say batter up.

- It's mine!
- No, it's mine.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

What is happening?

I am the mighty MODOK.

Tremble at the power.

Oh, Daddy.

Whoa, what have
you been feeding him?

Now you will all tremble
at the power

of the new, improved MODOK.

No power like Hulk power!

Now I will take
all his power away.

Oh, oh, a power suck?

I want to see.

No, get out of...

That's not
what I wanted.

A-bom, thanks
for the distraction.

- Welcome.
- Super Hero Squad, move in.

Okay, now you will tremble.

Oh. Hulk scrawny.

I see London, I see France.

Oopsie.

MODOK, now is your chance.

Blast Iron Man. Do it now!

Since when do you order I,
the mighty MODOK, around?

MODOK, you fool.

What have you done to me?

Oh, I don't know.

We can't risk
losing any more powers.

Back to the Helicarrier.

I got just the tech

to deal with this
mightier M.O.-dork.

No! Wait for Hulk.

Oh, I like this.
I like this very much.

Flee before the power of MODOK.

MODOK, restore my powers.

Silence!

That's better.
I give the orders now.

We shall retire to celebrate
my amazing victory.

Come along, puny weaklings.

Okay.

Mighty MODOK is my friend.

Oh, shut up and help me
carry on my armor.

Oy.

Oh, Hulk puny.

Here you go, big guy.

Well, guy anyway.

These readings show MODOK
is now more powerful than Doom.

That fractal stone
has really gone to his head.

Get it? You see, it's lodged
in his forehead.

It's right in the middle there,

between the eyebrow and his...

He's nothing but a head.

Where else would it get stuck?

Oh, MODOK,
lord of the villains?

Odin's doughnuts,
it can not be.

Yeah, it can.

Fortunately, I'm working on
the S.A.P.S.S.

S.A.P.S.S.,
the Stark Anti-Power Sucking System.

That'll give us
some protection.

Uh, well, even so,

that hyper head is already
in the Hulk's class.

Ugh, Hulk not in Hulk's class.

Ow!

Hulk got strong.

I don't understand it.

I don't understand it.

How did that middling
MODOK become so powerful?

You know,
I think it would be fab

if we redid all
the curtains and rugs in here.

And do we really need
that big ugly Doom statue downstairs?

Get off the computer.

Abomination, Mole Man and I
want to play some games.

Yes, MODOK.

Uh-uh-uh.
What are you to call me now?

Hmm?

I mean, yes,

oh, most benevolent,
all-powerful, super smart,

ruler of everything, MODOK.

Was that so hard?

Hmm, lunch time.
Make me a sandwich.

Make me a sandwich.

I'll make your sandwich,
between one fist and the other.

And don't forget to cut
the crust off this time.

Oh, the possibilities.

Oh, Loki.

Mighty munificent MODOK,

I come to praise
and to join you.

You must have a BFF.

BFF, what's that?
A big fat friend?

Uh, no, best fiend forever.

That would be me.

Well, it sounds a little girly,

but so be it.

You are my new BFF.

I thought we were going
to be MODOK's toadies.

No offense.

Now, oh mighty one,

what should we do
with our new city?

So many plans.

First, the VillainVille Comic Book Shop
needs more evil titles

and more back issues
and more giant bubble heads.

Uh, yes, an excellent start.

But what about statues
of yourself everywhere,

and evil pranks
on all your citizens?

Yes and yes.

I give you
the new MODOK mansion.

Use a coaster.

That moon unit MODOK

is too busy doing stupid stuff

to suspect that I, Loki,
will take control

when the time is right.

Sandwich.

Where is my peanut butter
and jelly sandwich?

There's mighty
MODOK's sandwich.

What?

Now cut off the crust.
Cut off the crust!

Bow to me, the mighty MODOK.

And bow to my mighty
crustless PB and J.

No! No! No! No!

Ah! No, no, no.

Oh! Oh! Oh, Doomy.

Oh, my little Doomy bear.

I swear, I swear
with every fiber of my being

that I will rise again,

and bring down that mighty...

MODOK!

Nuts!

Nuts!

Nuts.

Yeah, baby.

Ha!

They call me Dr. Doom!

Be careful, superheroes.

My anti-power sucking device
isn't quite completed yet.

Uh, sorry,
but I'm never careful.

Uh, wait. Don't move.

Hey, fellows. We prefer art
in our city, not trash.

Everyone's a critic.

Whoa.

Oh, yeah?

You cannot match the power

of the amazingly mighty MODOK.

Eat repulsor, big head.

Your power
is going to your head.

You get it?
It's going to your head.

I think my new BFF
will teach you a lesson.

Heimdall's whiskers.

Sorry, brother, but your powers
have got to go.

Sinister sibling,

thou should not
have started this fight.

- Ugh.
- You can't do that to my BFF.

They steal-eth my powers

and change-eth
mine wicked cool helmet.

Hey, nobody plays matchmaker
to my bird.

Hey, wolf man, look at this.

Have a nice trip.

See you next fall.

Oh, man.

It is good to be so powerful.

Loki's such a wild card,

he's made MODOK
even harder to fight.

We need to get reinforcements.

Are you kidding me?

Turn tail and run. No way!

We have no choice.

I wonder what Doom thinks
of all this.

Doom may no longer
be physically powerful,

but he still has
that evil genius brain.

Don't worry, I got a plan D.
D for Doom.

Uh, a little help.

Uh, can't someone assist me
with mine heavy hammer?

What are you doing in my seat,

BFF?

Oh, just keeping it
warm for you.

Really? Well, it's my throne

and I don't want your skinny
Asgardian butt warming it.

Hey, no fair.

Well, you started it...

- Big Head.
- Big Head?

Well, while you two stupendous
super villains fight,

I'll just go get
the fractal I just found.

Fractal? That's my job

You stay here.
We'll go get the fractal

before the super
zero squad does.

You stay here
and make me some pizza rolls.

Cut off the crust.

Yes, the ones with
the little pepperoni bits.

Thanks for helping out,
you two.

Storm will replace
Thor's elemental factor,

and Black Panther will replace
Wolverine's animal factor,

and I'll try to replace
Hulk's strength factor

with my ultra-armor.

Enough talk.
Let's get to working out.

My boyfriend, always sparring.

Oh, Hulk feel wind-chill factor.

Hulk, are you trying
to lose us our G rating?

Oh!

Maybe with you guys here,
we can finally defeat the mighty MODOK.

I'm hoping for some real action.

You'll get your wish
sooner than you think.

I just detected a fractal.

Ah, the fractal is in the M.

- Ah!
- Not so fast, bobble-head boy.

Give up that fractal, MODOK.

Mighty MODOK to you, tin man.

I'll get the fractal.

You take care
of the not so super heroes.

That's my fractal. Get it?

Hey, stop it.

- Doom?
- Doom?

You're supposed
to be on snack duty

back at the MODOK mansion.

Funny you should mention it.

I thought
all your mighty villainy

would make you mighty hungry.

Oh, oh, oh. Careful, careful.

Hot plate. Very hot plate.

Oh, he delivers.

Keep the goodies warm
while I destroy these goody-goodies.

Remember what we practiced
and we'll get the upper hand.

Too slow, trickster.

Ha, even with new recruits
you're no match for me.

Now tremble again

at the amazing power
that is MODOK.

Ha.

I am not letting you take over!

I-I thought you were powerless.

Not anymore!

You know, I've decided I like the old,
merrier MODOK better.

The mighty MODOK is about to do something
Dr. Doom could never do...

Defeat the Super Hero Squad.

We hath not the power,
but plenty of stones.

Wither at
our rock-tossing prowess.

Hast thou had enough?
Behold our rocky wrath.

For Asgard!

Ow, ow.

You've made MODOK mighty angry.

Uh.

Excellent.

Don't worry about them.
They're powerless.

I'll help you destroy
the others.

I don't need your help, imp.

You know, my cousin
called me an imp once,

and to this day
he doesn't walk right.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

Now's our chance to get Doom
on our side for once.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

What's up, Doc?

You gonna let
those two goofballs

destroy your evil empire?

No, no, I'm not.

In fact, I'm unleashing this!

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

You mess with Loki.
You get the horns, mister.

That was your last warning.
Tremble at the power!

Ouch.

Oh, yeah?

Oh-ho.

I am... Pardon me.
Terribly sorry.

I hate to interrupt,
mighty MODOK.

- Really?
- But it is ice-cream time.

I told you to never
bother me at wor...

Oh, ice-cream time.

I love ice-cream time.

Ow!

Oh, oh!

Brain freeze.

Really big brain freeze.

Ah-ha.

Time to drain your brain,
M.O.-dork.

Ah!

Ah! Ow!

I'll take this.

Everyone's back
at full strength.

Super Hero Squad, hero up.

♪ When the bad guys are out
all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad Hero Up ♪

Hulk missed you, muscles.
Hulk smash!

Leave brother Loki to me.

Ah!

I can't believe I'm not
the mighty MODOK anymore.

Now what may I do for you,
most fair, most mighty,

most hopefully
forgiving Dr. Doom?

Well, I'll deal with you

after you replace
all of our statues!

Okay, I'm gonna do that
so fast.

Dad! Dad, Thor's not playing
fair again.

Hie thee back to Asgard, rogue.

Let's get the fractal
out of that sign

and into safe-keeping.

Thanks for helping out
on short notice, you two.

Oh, it was nice to be able to rain
on MODOK's parade.

I never thought I'd want
to see Doom back in charge.

Yeah, now I have to get things
back to normal around here.

Oh, Hulk starving.

It just goes to show you

that when we put our heads
together we...

Oh, just give it up already.

I'm so happy

that there are no hard feelings
between us, dear leader.

And it's so nice that you still
trust me enough to give me a new job.

Do you want me to clean up
like I did in all the bathrooms upstairs?

No, no, no.

You just sit there in my new weapons
testing chamber.

Be comfortable.

Weapons testing chamber?

Popcorn, boss?

Oh, how very kind of you.

Don't mind if I do.