The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 10 - This Forest Green! - full transcript
Falcon is doubting his own usefulness on the Squad. When a miniaturized Egghead steals an Infinity Fractal on the Helicarrier, Ant-Man shrinks most of the Squaddies down to the villains size.
♪ Three Valkyrie maids ♪
♪ See how they spar ♪
♪ Breaketh it downward ♪
Hey, Goldilocks,
Keep it down.
Yah.
I'll never get
the peace and quiet you need
for a fight around here.
Golly, that hurts!
Wolverine, I am having much difficulty
wearing these suspenders.
Maybe it's because
that takes pants.
Pants. That is it.
I feel them working already!
Whoa!
Ha ha! Gotcha.
Lo siento, Wolverine.
I meant that prank for Falcon,
not you! I swear!
Listen, kid,
I'm going to go work
on my bike now,
and if it's not too much to ask for,
can I just get some
blasted time alone?
Man, he's in a bad mood today.
Really?
How can you tell?
Ah, finally.
Hulk love pet!
Hulk name pet...
Uh... uh...
plant!
Good, 'cause that's what it is.
Now, to care for it,
first you have to give
your plant plenty of sun.
Mmm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now plant get plenty of sun!
Okay, so much for green thumbs.
Here, your plant will also need water.
That... is... it!
I've had it
with this whole stinking squad.
None of you jokers
take anything seriously!
Well, I'm done with you misfits.
Find yourself another
pretty pair of claws.
I quit!
Don't be scared, Plant.
Scary claw have issues.
With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up.
♪ When the bad guys are out ♪
♪ All you have to do
is shout now ♪
♪ Who's going to Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along
But they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's going to Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk
are fierce ♪
♪ Dr. Doom ends up
in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in
from the sky ♪
♪ Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
I hate those Squaddies.
Appreciate
the reassignment, Cap.
Oh, think nothing of it,
Wolverine.
You're doing me a favor.
There's been an international incident,
and my team could use you.
Really? Who we bringing the hurt to?
The South American rain forests.
Uh, but don't they usually need saving?
Usually, but these trees attack
everything in their path.
I'm assembling
the All-Captains Squad
to get to the "roots"
of the problem.
Uh, hate to tell you, Captain,
but I ain't no Captain.
Well, you are now.
Welcome to the squad,
Captain Canada.
Here's your new uniform.
Suit up. We'll talk at HQ.
Uh, not going to happen, bub.
Righteo. I'll get you back
to that Helicarrier ASAP.
Uh, no, no, no.
Wait. That's fine.
Blasted flag pajamas ride up.
Hey, I'm Wolverine.
So you don't like
the new guy, huh?
Stand down, Captains.
Wolverine's our new Captain Canada.
Ach! But he didn't perform
the All Captains Salute
within 2.7 seconds.
Ach!
He's not up to speed yet.
The squad has a few rules and regulations
you'll need to learn.
But don't worry.
There's a manual.
Careful.
Tell me when you need volume 2.
Brilliant to have you aboard,
Captain Canada.
I am Captain Britain.
- This is Captain Australia.
- G'day, Wolf guy.
- Captain Brazil.
- So good to meet you!
And Captain Liechtenstein.
Tiny, but economically prosperous!
Wow. Bet that scares
the bad guys.
You already know Captain America.
Take a seat, won't you?
Ah.
Ach. Destruction of S.H.I.E.L.D. property!
That is against regulation BH-330.
It is italicized!
You're forgetting
rule number 1, bub.
I don't care.
Right, then, cough up a buck, mate.
Don't be upset, Captain Canada.
It's the "No Arguing
Between Captains" Jar.
Every time someone fights,
they pay a dollar.
Something tells me
I'd better put in a 20.
All-Captains Squad,
let's move out.
- Hup, hup, hup, hup.
- Hey, watch it.
It's the All-Captains Squad
exit procedure.
Alphabetical by name.
Great. At least
I'm working with the pros.
Ach!
Hmm, I've analyzed
possible replacements
for Wolverine's animal factor.
My data shows that the most
likely candidate is... Reptil.
Congratulations.
You mean it? Me?
An official member of the squad?
Yes!
Whoa! All right!
On a trial basis, of course,
and only if Wolverine doesn't return.
You won't be disappointed,
Iron Man.
So what you got for me?
A secret mission?
An assignment
behind enemy lines?
Grocery shopping.
We're out of cereal.
But that's 'cause Hulk keeps
ripping apart the boxes
to find the stupid toys inside!
Huh, you want
to explain that to him?
Paper or plastic?
Neither. Bring your own
cloth bag.
It's more environmental.
Quit hogging that com link!
Well, you quit linking
the com hog!
That doesn't
even make sense.
Look, if you're going to argue,
at least try to...
MODOK! Abomination!
Listen well.
A new villain
has made himself known to Doom.
It is vital that he is
cooperative to our plans.
He may be a powerful ally.
Yeah, like the one
we're standing in.
That's an alley, idiot.
Alley! Who is this villain,
Your Brilliance?
The Ringmaster.
You are to give him
this com link as a welcome.
He can be found
at the Sinister Circus.
Sinister Circus.
What's so sinister
about a circus?
I heard that!
Oh, truly, there is no greater glory
than two-for-one coupon day.
Thor, Mira... I mean, look!
But it's kind of our duty
to follow those guys, right?
Yea, though the prospect
of store wide savings
weighs heavily on my soul,
methinks yon breakfast can wait.
Nothing's amiss from above.
Are you certain the village
was at these coordinates?
I'm certain. I found these discs,
but the outpost camera's been destroyed.
Plantman. The original
mean and green.
Problem is you can never tell
if you're dealing with him
or one of his veggie copies.
Only those veggies aren't good...
for your health.
So let's go do some gardening.
Nein! We don't fight
until the debriefing is over.
Regulation KC-1217.
The copies
of Plantman make it hard
to identify the real bad seed.
Fortunately, Captain Australia
has prepared a report
of all possible
battle scenarios.
Do you guys plan everything?
Oh, yes.
Regulation number SBD-86.
So what do you do when you get attacked
by a hundred-foot plant monster?
Oh, wait a tick,
I don't recall anything about a...
Chopped salad anyone?
You're welcome.
You're wasting your time, Canada!
That one calls for
a down-under flying ski roll.
Eins, zwei.
Drei.
And that is how
we do it in Vaduz!
Represent!
Trust me, bub,
that one's going
to give you a stomach ache!
Let go, Canada!
Sonic Samba!
7Rrrah!
Wow. Almost makes me want
to take dance lessons.
Captain America!
Cannoli Conundrum,
just like in '42!
Fall back to checkpoint 2!
Wait. You can't run away!
That thing's got Cap!
Fall back, Captain Canada.
That is an order.
Say what you want
about my old team,
but we never left a man behind.
That's weird.
Why would MODOK and Abomination
go in there?
Mayhap 'tis free popcorn day.
What, do you have a guess?
Huh, what's so evil
about a circus?
You know, that's exactly what I said.
Then we found this.
Stegosaurus plates!
Whoa, hey.
Methinks 'tis time
to smack down yon clowns!
Methinks I need
a bigger trikey!
This isn't right!
No!
I so won a jumbo stuffed animal
for that!
Now, big-top brigands,
we would have answers
to our queries!
Yeah, like what are you two
doing snooping around a circus?
They're here for
the same reason you are.
To see me.
Now, look closer.
You are completely
in my power.
We are completely
in your power.
Now sleep!
Okay.
Welcome to the circus.
Too bad you can't stay.
What kind of outfit are you
running here, Britain?
Cap would have fought
for every one of us bums,
and all of you
turned tail and ran.
You know, being a hero
isn't about following regulations.
It's about being there
for your team,
so I'm going to go find Cap,
and I don't care who's with me.
- We're all with you.
- You're...
Ja. Didn't you hear Captain America
call the Cannoli Conundrum?
That's why you read the manual, mate.
A secret maneuver
that Cap perfected in 1942.
We've all heard the story...
a lot.
Captain America let the monster take him
behind enemy lines
so he can pinpoint Plantman's base.
Now we'll know where to attack.
But to do that, you'd have to...
Track him.
We're all bugged, Canada.
- It's in the uniform.
- Huh.
I knew I didn't like this thing.
From the strength
of his attack,
we suspect that Plantman
has an Infinity Fractal.
He's controlling the jungle
through its root system.
Soon he'll have power over
all the plants in the world.
A grass roots campaign of evil.
We've got a lock.
It's a greenhouse!
Plant villain. It figures.
Then we are ready to strike.
About time. Hero Up!
Hero Up?
What's that supposed to mean?
It's, you know, a battle cry thing.
Wait. What fiends seek
to cage mighty Thor?
Are we in jail?
I don't remember anything.
Cats. I'm allergic!
Brachiosaurus body!
Hey, a little help, Thor?
Mjolnir, to me.
'Tis true.
I was never a cat person.
So Doctor Doom was correct!
You are excellent entertainment.
Look into my eye.
Who do you see?
Someone who's about
to feel mondo pain.
Look into my...
Nice kitty...
Kitties!
Ooh. Here, kitty kitty.
Hulk like kitties.
Nice kitties.
An infrared optic burst
will counteract that ray.
- Gad!
- Thanks, Iron Man,
but how did you know
we needed help?
Huh? Oh, no, Hulk got tired
of waiting for his cereal.
It is impossible to tell
which one is the real Plantman
this far away.
Then we do it up close and personal.
For once, I'm way ahead of you.
Hold it, twinkle toes.
This is no time for dancing!
Hey, when are you going to learn to trust
the way we do things, mate?
Aaah!
None of these overgrown weeds
is Plantman!
We're wasting our time.
I smell him inside,
and I'm not talking in some Captain code
mumbo jumbo, either.
I mean the boss squash
is really in there!
For Cap!
My children told me
you were coming.
It's nice, really.
We don't get many visitors
this deep in the rain forest.
My babies do get hungry.
Attack!
It's true.
The grass is meaner
on the other side.
Wretched poison.
There's got to be a better way
to whack these weeds!
They're not getting
enough sun.
Oh, my babies,
my babies.
What is wrong?
What's wrong?
Can't you hear me?
Aaah!
Good job, team.
The Cannoli Conundrum,
just like in '42.
Did I ever tell you that story?
There I was,
the Red Skull had hijacked
an arms shipment
to the Pasha of Grand is tan...
Go fish.
Excellent work, Captain Canada.
You'll be a valuable asset
to the All-Captains Squad.
Uh, yeah, about that.
Good as your team is, they're still
a little by the book for my taste.
My old squad drove me nuts,
but at least their shorts
weren't twisted so tight.
No offense.
I'm going back where I belong.
- Fantastic!
- No, I really think
it's for the... Huh?
Oh, I knew the Super Hero Squad
was a better fit for you all along.
Hup, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup.
You couldn't have just told me?
Good to see you.
Good to have you back,
Wolverine.
I'm so glad you decided to remain
with the squad, Wolverine.
Now your mentoring will help me become
an asset to the team.
No sweat, kid.
I look forward to being
your mentor again.
Hulk give Claw present
from South America.
Yeah, it was a little too much
for him to take care of.
Hulk doesn't do
responsibility well.
Oh, gee, thanks. A plant.
What the...
Whoa! Whoa!
♪ See how they spar ♪
♪ Breaketh it downward ♪
Hey, Goldilocks,
Keep it down.
Yah.
I'll never get
the peace and quiet you need
for a fight around here.
Golly, that hurts!
Wolverine, I am having much difficulty
wearing these suspenders.
Maybe it's because
that takes pants.
Pants. That is it.
I feel them working already!
Whoa!
Ha ha! Gotcha.
Lo siento, Wolverine.
I meant that prank for Falcon,
not you! I swear!
Listen, kid,
I'm going to go work
on my bike now,
and if it's not too much to ask for,
can I just get some
blasted time alone?
Man, he's in a bad mood today.
Really?
How can you tell?
Ah, finally.
Hulk love pet!
Hulk name pet...
Uh... uh...
plant!
Good, 'cause that's what it is.
Now, to care for it,
first you have to give
your plant plenty of sun.
Mmm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now plant get plenty of sun!
Okay, so much for green thumbs.
Here, your plant will also need water.
That... is... it!
I've had it
with this whole stinking squad.
None of you jokers
take anything seriously!
Well, I'm done with you misfits.
Find yourself another
pretty pair of claws.
I quit!
Don't be scared, Plant.
Scary claw have issues.
With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up.
♪ When the bad guys are out ♪
♪ All you have to do
is shout now ♪
♪ Who's going to Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along
But they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's going to Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk
are fierce ♪
♪ Dr. Doom ends up
in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in
from the sky ♪
♪ Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
I hate those Squaddies.
Appreciate
the reassignment, Cap.
Oh, think nothing of it,
Wolverine.
You're doing me a favor.
There's been an international incident,
and my team could use you.
Really? Who we bringing the hurt to?
The South American rain forests.
Uh, but don't they usually need saving?
Usually, but these trees attack
everything in their path.
I'm assembling
the All-Captains Squad
to get to the "roots"
of the problem.
Uh, hate to tell you, Captain,
but I ain't no Captain.
Well, you are now.
Welcome to the squad,
Captain Canada.
Here's your new uniform.
Suit up. We'll talk at HQ.
Uh, not going to happen, bub.
Righteo. I'll get you back
to that Helicarrier ASAP.
Uh, no, no, no.
Wait. That's fine.
Blasted flag pajamas ride up.
Hey, I'm Wolverine.
So you don't like
the new guy, huh?
Stand down, Captains.
Wolverine's our new Captain Canada.
Ach! But he didn't perform
the All Captains Salute
within 2.7 seconds.
Ach!
He's not up to speed yet.
The squad has a few rules and regulations
you'll need to learn.
But don't worry.
There's a manual.
Careful.
Tell me when you need volume 2.
Brilliant to have you aboard,
Captain Canada.
I am Captain Britain.
- This is Captain Australia.
- G'day, Wolf guy.
- Captain Brazil.
- So good to meet you!
And Captain Liechtenstein.
Tiny, but economically prosperous!
Wow. Bet that scares
the bad guys.
You already know Captain America.
Take a seat, won't you?
Ah.
Ach. Destruction of S.H.I.E.L.D. property!
That is against regulation BH-330.
It is italicized!
You're forgetting
rule number 1, bub.
I don't care.
Right, then, cough up a buck, mate.
Don't be upset, Captain Canada.
It's the "No Arguing
Between Captains" Jar.
Every time someone fights,
they pay a dollar.
Something tells me
I'd better put in a 20.
All-Captains Squad,
let's move out.
- Hup, hup, hup, hup.
- Hey, watch it.
It's the All-Captains Squad
exit procedure.
Alphabetical by name.
Great. At least
I'm working with the pros.
Ach!
Hmm, I've analyzed
possible replacements
for Wolverine's animal factor.
My data shows that the most
likely candidate is... Reptil.
Congratulations.
You mean it? Me?
An official member of the squad?
Yes!
Whoa! All right!
On a trial basis, of course,
and only if Wolverine doesn't return.
You won't be disappointed,
Iron Man.
So what you got for me?
A secret mission?
An assignment
behind enemy lines?
Grocery shopping.
We're out of cereal.
But that's 'cause Hulk keeps
ripping apart the boxes
to find the stupid toys inside!
Huh, you want
to explain that to him?
Paper or plastic?
Neither. Bring your own
cloth bag.
It's more environmental.
Quit hogging that com link!
Well, you quit linking
the com hog!
That doesn't
even make sense.
Look, if you're going to argue,
at least try to...
MODOK! Abomination!
Listen well.
A new villain
has made himself known to Doom.
It is vital that he is
cooperative to our plans.
He may be a powerful ally.
Yeah, like the one
we're standing in.
That's an alley, idiot.
Alley! Who is this villain,
Your Brilliance?
The Ringmaster.
You are to give him
this com link as a welcome.
He can be found
at the Sinister Circus.
Sinister Circus.
What's so sinister
about a circus?
I heard that!
Oh, truly, there is no greater glory
than two-for-one coupon day.
Thor, Mira... I mean, look!
But it's kind of our duty
to follow those guys, right?
Yea, though the prospect
of store wide savings
weighs heavily on my soul,
methinks yon breakfast can wait.
Nothing's amiss from above.
Are you certain the village
was at these coordinates?
I'm certain. I found these discs,
but the outpost camera's been destroyed.
Plantman. The original
mean and green.
Problem is you can never tell
if you're dealing with him
or one of his veggie copies.
Only those veggies aren't good...
for your health.
So let's go do some gardening.
Nein! We don't fight
until the debriefing is over.
Regulation KC-1217.
The copies
of Plantman make it hard
to identify the real bad seed.
Fortunately, Captain Australia
has prepared a report
of all possible
battle scenarios.
Do you guys plan everything?
Oh, yes.
Regulation number SBD-86.
So what do you do when you get attacked
by a hundred-foot plant monster?
Oh, wait a tick,
I don't recall anything about a...
Chopped salad anyone?
You're welcome.
You're wasting your time, Canada!
That one calls for
a down-under flying ski roll.
Eins, zwei.
Drei.
And that is how
we do it in Vaduz!
Represent!
Trust me, bub,
that one's going
to give you a stomach ache!
Let go, Canada!
Sonic Samba!
7Rrrah!
Wow. Almost makes me want
to take dance lessons.
Captain America!
Cannoli Conundrum,
just like in '42!
Fall back to checkpoint 2!
Wait. You can't run away!
That thing's got Cap!
Fall back, Captain Canada.
That is an order.
Say what you want
about my old team,
but we never left a man behind.
That's weird.
Why would MODOK and Abomination
go in there?
Mayhap 'tis free popcorn day.
What, do you have a guess?
Huh, what's so evil
about a circus?
You know, that's exactly what I said.
Then we found this.
Stegosaurus plates!
Whoa, hey.
Methinks 'tis time
to smack down yon clowns!
Methinks I need
a bigger trikey!
This isn't right!
No!
I so won a jumbo stuffed animal
for that!
Now, big-top brigands,
we would have answers
to our queries!
Yeah, like what are you two
doing snooping around a circus?
They're here for
the same reason you are.
To see me.
Now, look closer.
You are completely
in my power.
We are completely
in your power.
Now sleep!
Okay.
Welcome to the circus.
Too bad you can't stay.
What kind of outfit are you
running here, Britain?
Cap would have fought
for every one of us bums,
and all of you
turned tail and ran.
You know, being a hero
isn't about following regulations.
It's about being there
for your team,
so I'm going to go find Cap,
and I don't care who's with me.
- We're all with you.
- You're...
Ja. Didn't you hear Captain America
call the Cannoli Conundrum?
That's why you read the manual, mate.
A secret maneuver
that Cap perfected in 1942.
We've all heard the story...
a lot.
Captain America let the monster take him
behind enemy lines
so he can pinpoint Plantman's base.
Now we'll know where to attack.
But to do that, you'd have to...
Track him.
We're all bugged, Canada.
- It's in the uniform.
- Huh.
I knew I didn't like this thing.
From the strength
of his attack,
we suspect that Plantman
has an Infinity Fractal.
He's controlling the jungle
through its root system.
Soon he'll have power over
all the plants in the world.
A grass roots campaign of evil.
We've got a lock.
It's a greenhouse!
Plant villain. It figures.
Then we are ready to strike.
About time. Hero Up!
Hero Up?
What's that supposed to mean?
It's, you know, a battle cry thing.
Wait. What fiends seek
to cage mighty Thor?
Are we in jail?
I don't remember anything.
Cats. I'm allergic!
Brachiosaurus body!
Hey, a little help, Thor?
Mjolnir, to me.
'Tis true.
I was never a cat person.
So Doctor Doom was correct!
You are excellent entertainment.
Look into my eye.
Who do you see?
Someone who's about
to feel mondo pain.
Look into my...
Nice kitty...
Kitties!
Ooh. Here, kitty kitty.
Hulk like kitties.
Nice kitties.
An infrared optic burst
will counteract that ray.
- Gad!
- Thanks, Iron Man,
but how did you know
we needed help?
Huh? Oh, no, Hulk got tired
of waiting for his cereal.
It is impossible to tell
which one is the real Plantman
this far away.
Then we do it up close and personal.
For once, I'm way ahead of you.
Hold it, twinkle toes.
This is no time for dancing!
Hey, when are you going to learn to trust
the way we do things, mate?
Aaah!
None of these overgrown weeds
is Plantman!
We're wasting our time.
I smell him inside,
and I'm not talking in some Captain code
mumbo jumbo, either.
I mean the boss squash
is really in there!
For Cap!
My children told me
you were coming.
It's nice, really.
We don't get many visitors
this deep in the rain forest.
My babies do get hungry.
Attack!
It's true.
The grass is meaner
on the other side.
Wretched poison.
There's got to be a better way
to whack these weeds!
They're not getting
enough sun.
Oh, my babies,
my babies.
What is wrong?
What's wrong?
Can't you hear me?
Aaah!
Good job, team.
The Cannoli Conundrum,
just like in '42.
Did I ever tell you that story?
There I was,
the Red Skull had hijacked
an arms shipment
to the Pasha of Grand is tan...
Go fish.
Excellent work, Captain Canada.
You'll be a valuable asset
to the All-Captains Squad.
Uh, yeah, about that.
Good as your team is, they're still
a little by the book for my taste.
My old squad drove me nuts,
but at least their shorts
weren't twisted so tight.
No offense.
I'm going back where I belong.
- Fantastic!
- No, I really think
it's for the... Huh?
Oh, I knew the Super Hero Squad
was a better fit for you all along.
Hup, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup.
You couldn't have just told me?
Good to see you.
Good to have you back,
Wolverine.
I'm so glad you decided to remain
with the squad, Wolverine.
Now your mentoring will help me become
an asset to the team.
No sweat, kid.
I look forward to being
your mentor again.
Hulk give Claw present
from South America.
Yeah, it was a little too much
for him to take care of.
Hulk doesn't do
responsibility well.
Oh, gee, thanks. A plant.
What the...
Whoa! Whoa!