The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008–2009): Season 2, Episode 3 - Reinforcement - full transcript

[♪♪♪]

SPIDER-MAN:
You're thinking,
"It's almost Christmas.

Even Spidey must have a tree
to trim, gifts to wrap."

[SHOUTS]

Go, go.
I'm out of here.

But first, I gotta wrap up
a little investigation.

See, even though I busted
Mysterio,

all that tech he stole
is still missing.

And every lowlife I meet

says Blackie Gaxton's
the man to talk to.

So talk, Blackie.



Who are you kidding?

What's the big hero gonna do
if I clam up?

Blackie,
give me 2-to-1 on--

Spider-Man.

Bye.

I don't know.
Maybe just hang out a while.

Okay, okay.

Rumor is, Mysterio was
fronting for some big boss.

The guy's hiring cons, crooks,
even construction workers.

But everyone's
sworn to secrecy

on pain of you-know-what.

That's the sum total
of my knowledge.

Uh, thanks, Blackie.
I owe you an eggnog.

[GASPS]
Ho, ho, ho.



I'm Spidey-Claus.

And what would your name be,
young man?

[STAMMERING]
It's Patch. Patch.

Wow, did your parents
have foresight or what?

Yeah, anyway, Patch,

you know what I want
for Christmas?

N-- Name of Mysterio's boss?
That's a start.

Th-- They call him the
Master Planner.

But that's all I know.

Look, believe me.

[♪♪♪]

MASTER PLANNER:
Yes, Tinkerer?

Spider-Man's closing in.

Round up the usual suspects

and destroy him.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪

♪ Swinging from
The highest ledge ♪

♪ He can leap above our heads ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪

♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spectacular ♪

♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man ♪

[♪♪♪]

Toomes, Beck. Breakfast.

Move it or--

A hologram.

Oh, man, not again.

The warden's gonna freak.

At least you're real.

[SCREAMS]

[ALARM SOUNDS]

Lockdown.
Sandman and Rhino escaped.

[♪♪♪]

WOMAN:
That's encouraging news, Cletus.

But it was Max's turn to speak.

Electro, doc. Electro.

I don't need a regular name
no more.

Right, Dr. Octopus?

I beg you not
to call me that.

I despise everything
associated with that name.

The criminal activities,
the wanton violence.

Otto, your progress
is nothing short of amazing.

[ROARS]

[GASPS, SCREAMS]

[GRUNTING]

Dr. Octopus, I presume.
No, no, no.

No. Leave me alone.
Keep your paws off him.

You misunderstand, doctor.

Kraven is sent
to liberate you and Electro.

Forget him.

I used to worship
the doc.

But what's left of him
isn't worth the trouble.

Ahh. That's better.

Let's blow this stand.

Please, Max,
you don't have to--

[SCREAMS]

I told you, it's Electro.

[♪♪♪]

Gotcha.
[CHUCKLES]

Oh, so close.

Wow. Peter,
that was amazing.

PETER:
Uh- oh.
Better not look too good.

Whoa-- Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, great triple klutz.

[LAUGHS]

Looks like my favorite tutor
needs a little lesson.

Only if you're offering.

I think I am.

[FLASH GRUNTING]

Flash, are you okay?
Do I look okay?

Sorry. I didn't mean--

No. Forget it.

So, uh,

you started
physical therapy?

Yeah.

Well, great.
Soon you'll be good as new.

And those college scouts
will be busting down your door.

That's not exactly what he--
Uh, Liz?

I'm ready for my lesson.
Petey, can't you see

I'm in the middle
of something?

Take yourself
for a spin.

Most of you have met.

But Kraven and Electro,

this is Rhino, Vulture,
Sandman and Mysterio.

Hmm.
[GROWLS]

Is there a problem?

I've had bad experiences
with cats.

Ahem, gentlemen,

allow me to introduce
our host and benefactor

the Master Planner.
[♪♪♪]

MASTER PLANNER:
Tinkerer informs me

Dr. Octopus declined
my invitation.

This is disappointing.

I had so hoped to inaugurate
the Sinister Seven.

Four, five.

Don't we got seven?
What about this guy?

Strictly
technical support.

Trust me, he is useless
in a fight.

MASTER PLANNER:
No matter.

A new Sinister Six
will suffice.

Suffice for what, exactly?

To help me inaugurate
the age of the super-criminal.

This is your time,
my colorful friends.

Once you dispose of a certain
red-and-blue-clad pest.

Uh, excuse me?

How exactly is a new Six

supposed to fare
any better than the old one?

Unsurprisingly, I have a plan.

[♪♪♪]

[PEOPLE GASPING, CHEERING]

GIRL:
Yeah.

Hey, QB. Want a slushy?

[CHUCKLES]
Oh, yeah. Delicious.

[LAUGHS]

You are so
going down.

KONG: In your dreams.
LIZ: Get him, Flash.

[ALL LAUGH]

Hey, Gwen.
Stand a little company?

Whoa, look.
What did I do to deserve--?

You've barely said
two words to me since--

Since the you-know-what.

So I get it, okay?
I'm not your first choice.

But I won't be
your second choice either.

Skating on thin ice
again, eh?

M.J. You saw that, huh?

Saw it, heard it. It's so
painful, I almost felt it.

Look, tiger,

you're one of my
favorite guys.

PETER:
Would you look at her?

She's gorg--

But you distract too easy.

Gwen's got a totally
legit gripe.

Decide what
you want, Pete.

Then focus on
getting it done.

Don't suppose you'd help a poor
distractible boy

sort through all this?

[CHUCKLES]

I sort better with cocoa.

Sorting cocoa
coming right up.

He's not here.

KRAVEN [OVER RADIO]:
He's here. I smell him.

MASTER PLANNER:
Team one, deploy.

That will lure the do-gooder
into the open.

ELECTRO:
Way ahead of you.

Ow! Hot. Oh.

Spider-Man.

Come out to play.

[ALL SCREAMING]

[LISPING]
And that's probably

the least painful part
of my night.

[ALL SCREAMING]
Show yourself,

you wall-crawling--

SPIDER-MAN [LISPING]:
Now, now, watch the mouth.

There are children present.

What? Oh!

[LISPING]
I burned my tongue, okay?

Ahh!

Beaky? Is there a
revolving door at that prison?

What?
SPIDER-MAN: I need to stop

with the banter till
the tongue's healed.

Vulture and Electro are
a pretty unlikely team of two.

Gotta figure
on the entire Simpleton Six.

[SCREAMS]

Hey, Vultch, you notice?

Big hero doesn't seem
too focused on us.

Why, you're right.
It's almost

as if he expects
more company.

[VULTURE LAUGHS]
[ALL SCREAM]

[LAUGHING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

SPIDER-MAN:
Gotta get these goons
off the ice.

SPIDER-MAN:
Come on, guys.

Let's play Follow the Leader.

Let's not.

[ALL SCREAM]

SPIDER-MAN:
Okay, can't lure them away.

Gotta take them out.
So focus and make your play.

Ahh! No!

Beaky's awfully protective
of that glorified tiara.

Which means I can use
his paranoia to pin his wings.

[♪♪♪]

I said, no.

[GRUNTING]

You know, for an evil old nob,
you make a lovely ornament.

Don't worry, Vultch.
Electro's got your back.

No, you fool.
I'll be free in a moment.

[SCREAMS]

[LISPING]
You blew up a Christmas tree?

The Christmas tree? Harsh.

Uh-oh.
[CROWD SCREAMING]

Liz, move.
Flash.

Whoa, Spidey, thanks.
Hey, sign my cast.

Er, maybe later.

[GRUNTS]

Mary Jane, where's Peter?

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

At least I got him off the ice.

Now if I could just get him
off the planet. Hello.

ELECTRO:
You won't escape me that easy.

That your best shot? Feeble.

If at first, yadda yadda yadda.

Eventually, you'll run out
of tires. And then I'll--

Then you'll what?

Take me out for a spin?

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING, SCREAMING]

That coat--
Or should I say coating.

--looks amazing on you.

Non-conductive, you say?
Gorgeous.

[SIGHS]

[GRUNTING]

Hey, Spidey,
don't fade on us now.

Sparks and Flaps
were just the appetizer.

Time for the main course.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[ALARM SOUNDS]
Ahh.

Anyone get the number
of that sleigh?

[LAUGHS]
Ain't he a clever boy.

See, it's Christmas Eve,
and he said, "sleigh."

You know,
instead of truck.

Too bad I'm more like a tank.

Hey.
The thing about tanks?

They don't corner well.

Plus they're ugly. Oh!

Hey, O'Hirn, this is kind
of fun, me and you, right?

Just like old times.

Only now, we're kicking
his tail.

[PASSENGERS SCREAM]
Excuse me, pardon me.

Coming through.

[GRUNTS]

Arms, check. Legs, check.

Head, check.

And my burnt tongue's
better too. Christmas miracle.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

A bug for a bug.
Yeah, I got that.

For you, that was clever.
Thanks.

Guys, feliz Navidad.

Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa,
solstice.

Can't we put our differences
aside for one night?

Nope.
Nope.

When we're done with you,

there won't be enough left
to stuff my stocking.

Hey, Rhino, toss him over.
I wanna pull off that mask

and see who he is
before we end it.

Sorry, I'm strictly a
do-not-unwrap-

until- Christmas-morning
superhero.

SPIDER-MAN:
Okay, playing punching bag

turns out to be remarkably
ineffective,

so focus on Plan B.

[SCREAMS]

[♪♪♪]

[ROARS]

Ha, ha. That all you got?
Oh, I got more.

If you're beast enough
to come and get it.

Oh, I'll show you
who's beast enough.

Here. You're gonna
need this.

I hate you so much.

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

He's slower.

The night air's freezing

that hydrant water saturating
his silicates.

He's not the only one.

Guess we'll do this
the hard way.

Heads up, Frosty.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]
Four down,

two to go. All right.

Shocker, Octopus,
show yourselves.

KRAVEN:
Arachnid!

Oh, me and my big mouth.

I've already been fried,
slashed, battered

and frozen tonight.

I'm a web-head in desperate
need of downtime.

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

So not what I meant.
[HORN HONKS]

[DRAGON ROARING]

MAN: Oh, my God.
WOMAN: What's that?

[ROARING]

I'm totally wiped,
and let's face it,

I've never actually beaten
the Six myself.

Oh, man, I hope it's only six.

[♪♪♪]

Think I lost them. Yikes.

Lock your chimneys, folks.

[ROARS]
Fool.

No prey escapes Kraven.

I track smell of your fear
to ends of earth.

Big talk for a
substitute loser. Oh!

Guess the hunter was afraid
to take me on alone this time.

KRAVEN:
Is way of jungle.
The pack wears prey down

for alpha male to crush.

[DRAGON ROARING]

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

It's called Poisson Gâté.
Nice, huh?

[PEOPLE MURMURING]

WOMAN:
Spider-Man.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

[SNIFFS]

Wow, great perfume.
Can I try some?

[ROARS]

[♪♪♪]

Can you smell me now?

A bit too soon to gloat,
Spider-Man.

Well, you are the expert
on premature gloatilation.

We shall see.

[CHANTING ARCANE WORDS]

[CACKLING]

Rematch. Rematch.
[GRUNTING]

That's it.

Harassment.
Call my lawyer.

No Christmas spirit.

[SCREAMS]

[MYSTERIO LAUGHS]

Second floor.

Toys, housewares,
superhero defeats.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Kraven, no.

SPIDER-MAN:
If the real Mysterio's down
there,

then this one's a bot.
A bot about to--

Oh, fudge.

[ROBOT OVERLOADING]

[SCREAMING]

[♪♪♪]

[GROWLS]

Please tell me these guys
are going on the naughty list.

SPIDER-MAN:
Mysterio.

I'm using that stupid fishbowl
of yours as a snow globe.

Not if you can't find me.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

Whoa, easy there, hero.

No need for vio-- Ouch!

Just making sure
you're not a bot.

I'm not, I'm not.

I know the Master Planner
set this up.

Who is he? And what's he doing
with that tech you stole?

Gee, I don't know.

Think maybe the Master Planner
has a master plan?

[♪♪♪]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[♪♪♪]

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

Be ready.

The Vulture's still dangerous.

I'm sure Pete's fine.

PETER:
Why wouldn't I be?

Pete.
Ow!

Hot!
Sorry, sorry.

Wait, no, I'm not sorry.
Where have you been?

The snack bar ran out of cocoa,
so I went down the street.

Why?

So you missed
all the action?

I thought--

I-- I thought you were
buried under that tree.

PETER:
Parker, you are
a grade-A idiot.

Uh-- Gwen.

I know that I've been
unfocused and--

OFFICER:
He's gone.

[♪♪♪]

MASTER PLANNER:
Extractions complete?

[ELECTRONIC BLEEPS]

Extractions complete.

Or nearly.

MAN [OVER TV]:
The rest of the Six
are still at large

and considered extremely
dangerous.

This is not right. Not right.

Otto, nobody's
going to hurt you.

[CRASHING THUDS]

[SCREAMS]

No. No.

[♪♪♪]

No, no, no!

MAN [OVER TV]:
Only Mysterio was taken
into custody.

Man, he better not be
another robot.

Peter, please.
It's Christmas.

I'm sorry, Aunt May.

Here. Open yours.

Oh, Peter, it's lovely.

I figured-- It's our first
Christmas without him.

I wanted
to find a way to--

He's here, Peter.

He's always here.

[♪♪♪]

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