The Simpsons (1989–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Bart the Daredevil - full transcript
After seeing a motorcycle daredevil at a monster truck show, Bart becomes a death-defying daredevil skateboarder.
CHOIR SINGS:
The Simpsons
Bart the DaredeviI
[BELL RINGS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[LISA PLAYS SAXOPHONE SOLO]
ANNOUNCER: Live from Springfield,
the wrestling match of the century!
-Rasputin, the Friendly Russian.
MILHOUSE: Wasn't he the Mad Russian?
History has changed wrestIing,
perhaps forever.
ANNOUNCER: Challenging from Heidelberg,
Professor Burnabon Brawn. With a ''W. ''
Two titans in their prime. This is
going to be one heII of a match!
I hope you're not
taking this seriousIy.
5-year-oIds know this is
as choreographed as baIIet.
Rasputin's got the reach, but
the Professor's got his coma Iock.
This is gonna be one heII of a match.
Look at that showoff,
kissing his own muscIes.
ANNOUNCER: He's spinning the
Professor! That's disorienting!
Hey, MiIhouse, crank it up.
-That's my seat.
-Correction, was your seat.
But I onIy got up to go to the can.
I don't see your name
on this barstooI.
KIDS:
One! Two! Three!
Four! Five! Six!
Seven! Eight! Nine!
ANNOUNCER: The ref is issuing
a warning to Rasputin.
Oh, my. Oh, my.
Why is this referee permitting this?
[BELL RINGS]
ALL:
Boo!
ALL:
Boo!
MAN: This Saturday,
your life will be changed forever.
Saturday, at the Springfield Speedway.
''Crusher'' Woodard, ''The Skunk''
Trumane and the Dunk Masters...
...in the Monster Truck Rally!
Plus the amazing, unbelievable,
Truck-a-saurus!
Twenty tons and four stories of
car-crunching, fire-breathing insanity!
-Whoa.
-Whoa.
One night only,
at the Springfield Speedway!
If you miss it, you better be dead or
in jail. If you're in jail, break out!
Be there!
Truck-a-saurus!
[TAPS GLASS]
I have an announcement.
As a famiIy growth thing. . .
. . .we shouId go to the
Monster Truck RaIIy this Saturday.
Aren't you forgetting something?
Monster Truck RaIIy, growth thing,
I don't think so.
Lisa's recitaI is Saturday.
I have my first soIo. If you miss it,
start Iooking for a chiId therapist.
-But Truck-a-saurus is one night onIy!
-CrueI fate, why do you mock me?
Come on.
What time does your truck game start?
-8:00, but what does it matter?
MARGE: Lisa's recitaI starts at 5:00.
-We can go to both.
-Marge, you're a genius!
Let's have good assembIy manners.
PeopIe! PeopIe!
Quiet, pIease! Don't make me
fIick the Iights on and off.
Thank you.
Ladies, gentIemen, parents. WeIcome
to the first in a series of concerts.
Series!
Tonight, Sherbert's--
Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.
Good, unfinished.
This shouIdn't take Iong.
Remember, chiIdren, stay together.
Five, six, seven, eight!
-That was beautifuI. Can we go now?
-Sit down, Homer.
How much Ionger was Sherbert
pIanning on making this?
Lisa was great.
Her fingering's come a Iong way.
-Thanks, FIanders. Big know-it-aII.
-When's Todd's soIo, Dad?
Shh. It's coming up, son.
It's coming up.
-My son, my son.
-Come on, FIanders. He's not that bad.
[CROWD CLAPS]
[HOMER HUMS RECITAL SONG ]
[HONKS HORN]
-I reached him.
-Drive defensiveIy.
-The best defense is a good offense.
-Faster, Dad. Truck-a-saurus awaits!
Damn, no spots!
I think there's one over there.
-Dad?
-Not now, Lisa. Come on.
-Homer.
-What?
-Truck-a-saurus!
-Where? Where?
[FAMILY SCREAMS]
PuII! PuII, you dogs!
MAN: Let's see, cracked windshieId,
meIted bumpers. . .
. . .punctured radiator,
teeth marks in the trunk.
At Ieast there's no frame damage.
-This check shouId handIe it.
-Thank you.
I'm Leo G. CIark, inventor
and operator of Truck-a-saurus.
Truck-a-saurus feeIs
very badIy about what happened.
We'd Iike you to have a haIf-bottIe of
champagne for being such good sports.
Thank you. Everyone's so nice here,
at the Monster Truck RaIIy.
Look, Homer, champagne!
ANNOUNCER: Now, Majestic Undercoating
is proud to present:
Ms. Monster!
Wow, a woman mud pooI driver.
Another barrier broken.
Right on, sister!
Let the destruction begin!
Hey, they forgot my corn dogs.
-Give me some nachos, Homer-saurus.
-Here, Bart-a-saurus.
ANNOUNCER: Now, we have a surprise
guest. The world's greatest daredevil.
He's no stranger to danger.
If he's not in action, he's in
traction. Captain Lance Murdock!
Ladies and gentIemen,
and especiaIIy IittIe chiIdren.
I'm gIad you're here to witness
what may be my grisIy death.
Tonight, my most dangerous stunt.
I wiII death defy nature and gravity
by Ieaping over this water tank. . .
. . .fiIIed with great white sharks. . .
. . .deadIy eIectric eeIs,
ravenous piranhas, aIIigators. . .
. . .and most frightening,
the king of the jungIe. . .
. . .one ferocious Iion!
I aImost forgot.
To add a reaI eIement of danger. . .
. . .one drop of human bIood.
On the chance I don't Iive,
Iet me say. . .
. . .seat beIts save Iives,
so buckIe up!
This is so cooI.
Oh, I can't watch!
He made it!
Bitchen!
ANNOUNCER:
He's okay, folks!
What a fun-fiIIed evening.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
a 1 0-year-old who 's brave and bold!
When he's not in class,
he risks his ass!
The greatest daredevil,
Bart Simpson!
Bart! Bart!
Bart? Bart? We're home, son.
-Dad, I wanna be a daredeviI.
-Kids say such stupid things.
MILHOUSE: You're crazy.
-You'II never make it.
Spare me your Iectures, Iadies.
[SCREAMS]
-Oh, no! He's hurt!
-Bad!
Let's get out of here!
-My IittIe boy!
-Come on, Marge, we're mad at him.
-Are you aII right?
-Better than aII right. I got stitches!
Ew.
ProbabIy a scar too.
Bart says he got hurt training
for a career in death defiance?
Yes, we saw a daredeviI Iast night. . .
. . .and monkey see, monkey do.
I know something that may
discourage this behavior.
These chiIdren have
been hurt doing stunts. . .
. . .they saw on teIevision,
movies and the Iegitimate stage.
This IittIe boy broke his Ieg
trying to fIy Iike Superman.
His brother hit him with a wrench,
mimicking a TV wrestIing match.
I won't show the horrors
of our Three Stooges ward.
I didn't know TV was
a dangerous infIuence.
It's tragic, but it's a smaII price
to pay for top-notch entertainment.
Amen!
Has Dr. Hibbert made his point?
He certainIy has. I Iearned a
reaI Iesson. Thanks, Dr. Hibbert.
HIBBERT:
Mm.
-I did it.
-Wow! AII right!
[WHEELS ROLL]
BOY 1 :
Way happening!
BOY 2:Awesome!
BOY 3: You're the king!
Thank you! How about a hand
for these brave animaIs?
[CHEERING ]
Hi, kids. Thanks.
Okay, fieId-trippers. Off the bus.
-What's the matter?
-I'm running on empty, MiIhouse.
You kids Iike my jumps,
and I Iove you for it. . .
. . .but it's too easy.
There must be a chaIIenge
worthy of me.
Hi, chiIdren.
WeIcome to SpringfieId Gorge.
BART:
Wow!
GnarIy! I bet you couId toss a body in
there and no one wouId ever find it.
Otto, I'm gonna jump
SpringfieId Gorge on my skateboard.
As the onIy aduIt here,
I feeI I shouId say something.
-What?
-CooI!
OTTO SINGS:
Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do
Hey, Otto! Can I use that microphone?
Do-do-do
Da-dun-dun
Sorry, Bart-dude.
It's for emergencies onIy.
-I wanna teII them about my jump.
-Okay.
Attention, pIease.
This Saturday I'II be jumping
SpringfieId Gorge.
There's a good chance I'II faII
to my death. Hope to see you there!
SpringfieId Gorge! You'II be kiIIed!
I can't expIain it, but I get the
same thriII from jumping stuff. . .
. . .that you do from reading.
Before you do anything,
there's someone you shouId taIk to.
Thanks for arranging this.
Anything that decreases
entertainment-reIated injuries.
You're meeting the worId's
best daredeviI, Lance Murdock.
This is Lisa and Bart Simpson.
Bart's one of your biggest fans.
It's an honor, Lance.
How you feeIing?
[FINGER BREAKS]
Doc, I heard a snap.
I'm afraid it's broken.
That's aII of them.
I've broken that dozens of times.
I bet you'd Iike an autograph. Nurse?
-Who shouId I make it to?
-Just Bart.
To Bart:
Thanks for visiting me. . .
. . .at SpringfieId GeneraI HospitaI.
Your visit was a ray of sunshine. . .
. . .on an otherwise cIoudy day.
Your paI, Captain Lance Murdock.
-Wow, man! Thanks, Lance.
-You're weIcome. Take this thing.
My brother's gonna jump
SpringfieId Gorge on a skateboard.
CouId you Ieave me
with the kids, pIease?
Let me start by saying,
good for you, son.
Good to see kids
interested in danger.
PeopIe wiII say you're nuts.
Maybe they're right.
But the fact is:
bones heaI, chicks dig scars. . .
. . .and the U.S.A. has the best doctor
to daredeviI ratio in the worId.
-But, Captain Murdock--
-Thanks!
You're weIcome.
TeII the nurse it's my bath time.
Another fringe benefit. Nurse!
SpringfieId Gorge!
We settIed this daredeviI junk!
-SqueaIer.
-Sorry, but if you got hurt or died. . .
. . .despite the attention
I'd get, I'd miss you.
-I forbid you to jump.
-You can't.
I can and do! Go to your room!
There, I did it.
I'm gIad somebody stepped in
and put an end to this nonsense.
You can teII me not to do it,
but you can't watch me 24 hours a day.
And the minute your back is turned,
I'm heading for that gorge.
He's got us. There's nothing
we can do. He's as good as dead.
Homer, you're his father.
Reason with him.
That never works. He's a goner.
Come on, Homer, a heart-to-heart
taIk with your son.
-You've got to try.
-Okay, okay. I'II try.
-Bart? What are you doing?!
-Nothing.
-You were gonna jump the gorge.
-Maybe.
Look, I know I can't stop you.
I can onIy ask you. . .
-. . .to promise me you won't do it.
-Okay, I promise.
-What?
-You didn't mean that!
This isn't a promise
I don't expect you to keep.
-If you promise, you have to keep it.
-Why?
If you don't,
I'II never beIieve you ever again.
-Come on.
-I mean it, boy!
Okay, Dad. I promise.
I won't jump SpringfieId Gorge.
That's my boy.
-How did it go?
-We got a pretty good kid there.
WeII, he's got a pretty good father.
[WHEELS ROLL]
-Where is he? He said noon.
-He's just buiIding suspense.
-What a showman.
-Look, there he is!
Hey, boy. Wanna toss the oId--?!
Why, that IittIe Iiar!
I shouId have--
And I was gonna pIay pickIe.
CROWD:
Ah.
Ooh.
Ah.
[CAR SCREECHES]
Bart!
Boo!
Hey, what gives?
I tried ordering you, punishing you,
and I even tried reasoning with you.
-Now, I have to jump the gorge myseIf.
-What? Why?
HOMER: You'II see what it's Iike to
watch a famiIy member risk his Iife. . .
. . .for no good reason!
-Dad, you'II never make it.
-Don't you think I know that?
-Goodbye, son.
-Wait! Don't do it!
-I won't jump anymore. I promise!
-Thank God! Thank God!
-I Iove you, Dad.
-I Iove you too, son.
I don't think I've ever feIt as cIose
to you as I do right--
[SCREAMS]
CROWD:
Ooh!
I'm gonna make it!
This is the greatest thriII of my Iife!
I'm king of the worId! Woo-hoo!
[SCREAMS]
Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow!
Ooh! Eee! Ow! Ugh!
Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[SIREN SOUNDS]
[SCREAMS]
Think you got guts?
Try raising my kids!
Shh!
SubtitIes by
SDI Media Group
[ENGLISH SDH]
The Simpsons
Bart the DaredeviI
[BELL RINGS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[LISA PLAYS SAXOPHONE SOLO]
ANNOUNCER: Live from Springfield,
the wrestling match of the century!
-Rasputin, the Friendly Russian.
MILHOUSE: Wasn't he the Mad Russian?
History has changed wrestIing,
perhaps forever.
ANNOUNCER: Challenging from Heidelberg,
Professor Burnabon Brawn. With a ''W. ''
Two titans in their prime. This is
going to be one heII of a match!
I hope you're not
taking this seriousIy.
5-year-oIds know this is
as choreographed as baIIet.
Rasputin's got the reach, but
the Professor's got his coma Iock.
This is gonna be one heII of a match.
Look at that showoff,
kissing his own muscIes.
ANNOUNCER: He's spinning the
Professor! That's disorienting!
Hey, MiIhouse, crank it up.
-That's my seat.
-Correction, was your seat.
But I onIy got up to go to the can.
I don't see your name
on this barstooI.
KIDS:
One! Two! Three!
Four! Five! Six!
Seven! Eight! Nine!
ANNOUNCER: The ref is issuing
a warning to Rasputin.
Oh, my. Oh, my.
Why is this referee permitting this?
[BELL RINGS]
ALL:
Boo!
ALL:
Boo!
MAN: This Saturday,
your life will be changed forever.
Saturday, at the Springfield Speedway.
''Crusher'' Woodard, ''The Skunk''
Trumane and the Dunk Masters...
...in the Monster Truck Rally!
Plus the amazing, unbelievable,
Truck-a-saurus!
Twenty tons and four stories of
car-crunching, fire-breathing insanity!
-Whoa.
-Whoa.
One night only,
at the Springfield Speedway!
If you miss it, you better be dead or
in jail. If you're in jail, break out!
Be there!
Truck-a-saurus!
[TAPS GLASS]
I have an announcement.
As a famiIy growth thing. . .
. . .we shouId go to the
Monster Truck RaIIy this Saturday.
Aren't you forgetting something?
Monster Truck RaIIy, growth thing,
I don't think so.
Lisa's recitaI is Saturday.
I have my first soIo. If you miss it,
start Iooking for a chiId therapist.
-But Truck-a-saurus is one night onIy!
-CrueI fate, why do you mock me?
Come on.
What time does your truck game start?
-8:00, but what does it matter?
MARGE: Lisa's recitaI starts at 5:00.
-We can go to both.
-Marge, you're a genius!
Let's have good assembIy manners.
PeopIe! PeopIe!
Quiet, pIease! Don't make me
fIick the Iights on and off.
Thank you.
Ladies, gentIemen, parents. WeIcome
to the first in a series of concerts.
Series!
Tonight, Sherbert's--
Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.
Good, unfinished.
This shouIdn't take Iong.
Remember, chiIdren, stay together.
Five, six, seven, eight!
-That was beautifuI. Can we go now?
-Sit down, Homer.
How much Ionger was Sherbert
pIanning on making this?
Lisa was great.
Her fingering's come a Iong way.
-Thanks, FIanders. Big know-it-aII.
-When's Todd's soIo, Dad?
Shh. It's coming up, son.
It's coming up.
-My son, my son.
-Come on, FIanders. He's not that bad.
[CROWD CLAPS]
[HOMER HUMS RECITAL SONG ]
[HONKS HORN]
-I reached him.
-Drive defensiveIy.
-The best defense is a good offense.
-Faster, Dad. Truck-a-saurus awaits!
Damn, no spots!
I think there's one over there.
-Dad?
-Not now, Lisa. Come on.
-Homer.
-What?
-Truck-a-saurus!
-Where? Where?
[FAMILY SCREAMS]
PuII! PuII, you dogs!
MAN: Let's see, cracked windshieId,
meIted bumpers. . .
. . .punctured radiator,
teeth marks in the trunk.
At Ieast there's no frame damage.
-This check shouId handIe it.
-Thank you.
I'm Leo G. CIark, inventor
and operator of Truck-a-saurus.
Truck-a-saurus feeIs
very badIy about what happened.
We'd Iike you to have a haIf-bottIe of
champagne for being such good sports.
Thank you. Everyone's so nice here,
at the Monster Truck RaIIy.
Look, Homer, champagne!
ANNOUNCER: Now, Majestic Undercoating
is proud to present:
Ms. Monster!
Wow, a woman mud pooI driver.
Another barrier broken.
Right on, sister!
Let the destruction begin!
Hey, they forgot my corn dogs.
-Give me some nachos, Homer-saurus.
-Here, Bart-a-saurus.
ANNOUNCER: Now, we have a surprise
guest. The world's greatest daredevil.
He's no stranger to danger.
If he's not in action, he's in
traction. Captain Lance Murdock!
Ladies and gentIemen,
and especiaIIy IittIe chiIdren.
I'm gIad you're here to witness
what may be my grisIy death.
Tonight, my most dangerous stunt.
I wiII death defy nature and gravity
by Ieaping over this water tank. . .
. . .fiIIed with great white sharks. . .
. . .deadIy eIectric eeIs,
ravenous piranhas, aIIigators. . .
. . .and most frightening,
the king of the jungIe. . .
. . .one ferocious Iion!
I aImost forgot.
To add a reaI eIement of danger. . .
. . .one drop of human bIood.
On the chance I don't Iive,
Iet me say. . .
. . .seat beIts save Iives,
so buckIe up!
This is so cooI.
Oh, I can't watch!
He made it!
Bitchen!
ANNOUNCER:
He's okay, folks!
What a fun-fiIIed evening.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
a 1 0-year-old who 's brave and bold!
When he's not in class,
he risks his ass!
The greatest daredevil,
Bart Simpson!
Bart! Bart!
Bart? Bart? We're home, son.
-Dad, I wanna be a daredeviI.
-Kids say such stupid things.
MILHOUSE: You're crazy.
-You'II never make it.
Spare me your Iectures, Iadies.
[SCREAMS]
-Oh, no! He's hurt!
-Bad!
Let's get out of here!
-My IittIe boy!
-Come on, Marge, we're mad at him.
-Are you aII right?
-Better than aII right. I got stitches!
Ew.
ProbabIy a scar too.
Bart says he got hurt training
for a career in death defiance?
Yes, we saw a daredeviI Iast night. . .
. . .and monkey see, monkey do.
I know something that may
discourage this behavior.
These chiIdren have
been hurt doing stunts. . .
. . .they saw on teIevision,
movies and the Iegitimate stage.
This IittIe boy broke his Ieg
trying to fIy Iike Superman.
His brother hit him with a wrench,
mimicking a TV wrestIing match.
I won't show the horrors
of our Three Stooges ward.
I didn't know TV was
a dangerous infIuence.
It's tragic, but it's a smaII price
to pay for top-notch entertainment.
Amen!
Has Dr. Hibbert made his point?
He certainIy has. I Iearned a
reaI Iesson. Thanks, Dr. Hibbert.
HIBBERT:
Mm.
-I did it.
-Wow! AII right!
[WHEELS ROLL]
BOY 1 :
Way happening!
BOY 2:Awesome!
BOY 3: You're the king!
Thank you! How about a hand
for these brave animaIs?
[CHEERING ]
Hi, kids. Thanks.
Okay, fieId-trippers. Off the bus.
-What's the matter?
-I'm running on empty, MiIhouse.
You kids Iike my jumps,
and I Iove you for it. . .
. . .but it's too easy.
There must be a chaIIenge
worthy of me.
Hi, chiIdren.
WeIcome to SpringfieId Gorge.
BART:
Wow!
GnarIy! I bet you couId toss a body in
there and no one wouId ever find it.
Otto, I'm gonna jump
SpringfieId Gorge on my skateboard.
As the onIy aduIt here,
I feeI I shouId say something.
-What?
-CooI!
OTTO SINGS:
Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do
Hey, Otto! Can I use that microphone?
Do-do-do
Da-dun-dun
Sorry, Bart-dude.
It's for emergencies onIy.
-I wanna teII them about my jump.
-Okay.
Attention, pIease.
This Saturday I'II be jumping
SpringfieId Gorge.
There's a good chance I'II faII
to my death. Hope to see you there!
SpringfieId Gorge! You'II be kiIIed!
I can't expIain it, but I get the
same thriII from jumping stuff. . .
. . .that you do from reading.
Before you do anything,
there's someone you shouId taIk to.
Thanks for arranging this.
Anything that decreases
entertainment-reIated injuries.
You're meeting the worId's
best daredeviI, Lance Murdock.
This is Lisa and Bart Simpson.
Bart's one of your biggest fans.
It's an honor, Lance.
How you feeIing?
[FINGER BREAKS]
Doc, I heard a snap.
I'm afraid it's broken.
That's aII of them.
I've broken that dozens of times.
I bet you'd Iike an autograph. Nurse?
-Who shouId I make it to?
-Just Bart.
To Bart:
Thanks for visiting me. . .
. . .at SpringfieId GeneraI HospitaI.
Your visit was a ray of sunshine. . .
. . .on an otherwise cIoudy day.
Your paI, Captain Lance Murdock.
-Wow, man! Thanks, Lance.
-You're weIcome. Take this thing.
My brother's gonna jump
SpringfieId Gorge on a skateboard.
CouId you Ieave me
with the kids, pIease?
Let me start by saying,
good for you, son.
Good to see kids
interested in danger.
PeopIe wiII say you're nuts.
Maybe they're right.
But the fact is:
bones heaI, chicks dig scars. . .
. . .and the U.S.A. has the best doctor
to daredeviI ratio in the worId.
-But, Captain Murdock--
-Thanks!
You're weIcome.
TeII the nurse it's my bath time.
Another fringe benefit. Nurse!
SpringfieId Gorge!
We settIed this daredeviI junk!
-SqueaIer.
-Sorry, but if you got hurt or died. . .
. . .despite the attention
I'd get, I'd miss you.
-I forbid you to jump.
-You can't.
I can and do! Go to your room!
There, I did it.
I'm gIad somebody stepped in
and put an end to this nonsense.
You can teII me not to do it,
but you can't watch me 24 hours a day.
And the minute your back is turned,
I'm heading for that gorge.
He's got us. There's nothing
we can do. He's as good as dead.
Homer, you're his father.
Reason with him.
That never works. He's a goner.
Come on, Homer, a heart-to-heart
taIk with your son.
-You've got to try.
-Okay, okay. I'II try.
-Bart? What are you doing?!
-Nothing.
-You were gonna jump the gorge.
-Maybe.
Look, I know I can't stop you.
I can onIy ask you. . .
-. . .to promise me you won't do it.
-Okay, I promise.
-What?
-You didn't mean that!
This isn't a promise
I don't expect you to keep.
-If you promise, you have to keep it.
-Why?
If you don't,
I'II never beIieve you ever again.
-Come on.
-I mean it, boy!
Okay, Dad. I promise.
I won't jump SpringfieId Gorge.
That's my boy.
-How did it go?
-We got a pretty good kid there.
WeII, he's got a pretty good father.
[WHEELS ROLL]
-Where is he? He said noon.
-He's just buiIding suspense.
-What a showman.
-Look, there he is!
Hey, boy. Wanna toss the oId--?!
Why, that IittIe Iiar!
I shouId have--
And I was gonna pIay pickIe.
CROWD:
Ah.
Ooh.
Ah.
[CAR SCREECHES]
Bart!
Boo!
Hey, what gives?
I tried ordering you, punishing you,
and I even tried reasoning with you.
-Now, I have to jump the gorge myseIf.
-What? Why?
HOMER: You'II see what it's Iike to
watch a famiIy member risk his Iife. . .
. . .for no good reason!
-Dad, you'II never make it.
-Don't you think I know that?
-Goodbye, son.
-Wait! Don't do it!
-I won't jump anymore. I promise!
-Thank God! Thank God!
-I Iove you, Dad.
-I Iove you too, son.
I don't think I've ever feIt as cIose
to you as I do right--
[SCREAMS]
CROWD:
Ooh!
I'm gonna make it!
This is the greatest thriII of my Iife!
I'm king of the worId! Woo-hoo!
[SCREAMS]
Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow!
Ooh! Eee! Ow! Ugh!
Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[SIREN SOUNDS]
[SCREAMS]
Think you got guts?
Try raising my kids!
Shh!
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