The Simpsons (1989–…) - episodes with scripts
The Simpsons is an animated sitcom about the antics of a dysfunctional family called the Simpsons (surprise surprise). Homer is the oafish unhealthy beer loving father, Marge is the hardworking homemaker wife, Bart is the ten year old underachiever (and proud of it), Lisa is the unappreciated eight year old genius, and Maggie is the cute, pacifier loving silent infant.
Season 1
- 1. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
- 2. Bart the Genius
- 3. Homer's Odyssey
- 4. There's No Disgrace Like Home
- 5. Bart the General
- 6. Moaning Lisa
- 7. The Call of the Simpsons
- 8. The Telltale Head
- 9. Life on the Fast Lane
- 10. Homer's Night Out
- 11. The Crepes of Wrath
- 12. Krusty Gets Busted
- 13. Some Enchanted Evening
Season 2
- 1. Bart Gets an F
- 2. Simpson and Delilah
- 3. Treehouse of Horror
- 4. Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
- 5. Dancin' Homer
- 6. Dead Putting Society
- 7. Bart vs. Thanksgiving
- 8. Bart the Daredevil
- 9. Itchy and Scratchy and Marge
- 10. Bart Gets Hit by a Car
- 11. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
- 12. The Way We Was
- 13. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
- 14. Principal Charming
- 15. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
- 16. Bart's Dog Gets an F
- 17. Old Money
- 18. Brush with Greatness
- 19. Lisa's Substitute
- 20. The War of the Simpsons
- 21. Three Men and a Comic Book
- 22. Blood Feud
Season 3
- 1. Stark Raving Dad
- 2. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
- 3. When Flanders Failed
- 4. Bart the Murderer
- 5. Homer Defined
- 6. Like Father, Like Clown
- 7. Treehouse of Horror II
- 8. Lisa's Pony
- 9. Saturdays of Thunder
- 10. Flaming Moe's
- 11. Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
- 12. I Married Marge
- 13. Radio Bart
- 14. Lisa the Greek
- 15. Homer Alone
- 16. Bart the Lover
- 17. Homer at the Bat
- 18. Separate Vocations
- 19. Dog of Death
- 20. Colonel Homer
- 21. Black Widower
- 22. The Otto Show
- 23. Bart's Friend Falls in Love
- 24. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Season 4
- 1. Kamp Krusty
- 2. A Streetcar Named Marge
- 3. Homer the Heretic
- 4. Lisa the Beauty Queen
- 5. Treehouse of Horror III
- 6. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
- 7. Marge Gets a Job
- 8. New Kid on the Block
- 9. Mr. Plow
- 10. Lisa's First Word
- 11. Homer's Triple Bypass
- 12. Marge vs. the Monorail
- 13. Selma's Choice
- 14. Brother from the Same Planet
- 15. I Love Lisa
- 16. Duffless
- 17. Last Exit to Springfield
- 18. So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
- 19. The Front
- 20. Whacking Day
- 21. Marge in Chains
- 22. Krusty Gets Kancelled
Season 5
- 1. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
- 2. Cape Feare
- 3. Homer Goes to College
- 4. Rosebud
- 5. Treehouse of Horror IV
- 6. Marge on the Lam
- 7. Bart's Inner Child
- 8. Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood
- 9. The Last Temptation of Homer
- 10. $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
- 11. Homer the Vigilante
- 12. Bart Gets Famous
- 13. Homer and Apu
- 14. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
- 15. Deep Space Homer
- 16. Homer Loves Flanders
- 17. Bart Gets an Elephant
- 18. Burns' Heir
- 19. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
- 20. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
- 21. Lady Bouvier's Lover
- 22. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Season 16
Season 17
Season 18
- 1. The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
- 2. Jazzy & The Pussycats
- 3. Please Homer Don't Hammer 'em
- 4. Treehouse of Horror XVII
- 5. GI (Annoyed Grunt)
- 6. Moe'N'A Lisa
- 7. Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair
- 8. The Haw-Hawed Couple
- 9. Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2
- 10. The Wife Aquatic
- 11. Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times
- 12. Little Big Girl
- 13. Springfield Up
- 14. Yokel Chords
- 15. Rome-old and Juli-eh
- 16. Homerazzi
- 17. Marge Gamer
- 18. The Boys of Bummer
- 19. Crook and Ladder
- 20. Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
- 21. 24 Minutes
- 22. You Kent Always Say What You Want
Season 19
- 1. He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
- 2. Homer of Seville
- 3. Midnight Towboy
- 4. I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
- 5. Treehouse of Horror XVIII
- 6. Little Orphan Millie
- 7. Husbands and Knives
- 8. Funeral for a Fiend
- 9. Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
- 10. E Pluribus Wiggum
- 11. That '90s Show
- 12. Love, Springfieldian Style
- 13. The DeBarted
- 14. Dial 'N' for Nerder
- 15. Smoke on the Daughter
- 16. Papa Don't Leech
- 17. Apocalypse Cow
- 18. Any Given Sundance
- 19. Mona Leaves-a
- 20. All About Lisa
Season 20
- 1. Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
- 2. Lost Verizon
- 3. Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
- 4. Treehouse of Horror XIX
- 5. Dangerous Curves
- 6. Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
- 7. Mypods and Boomsticks
- 8. The Burns and the Bees
- 9. Lisa the Drama Queen
- 10. Take My Life, Please
- 11. How the Test Was Won
- 12. No Loan Again, Naturally
- 13. Gone Maggie Gone
- 14. In the Name of the Grandfather
- 15. Wedding for Disaster
- 16. Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
- 17. The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
- 18. Father Knows Worst
- 19. Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh
- 20. Four Great Women and a Manicure
Season 21
- 1. Homer the Whopper
- 2. Bart Gets a 'Z'
- 3. The Great Wife Hope
- 4. Treehouse of Horror XX
- 5. The Devil Wears Nada
- 6. Pranks and Greens
- 7. Rednecks and Broomsticks
- 8. Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?
- 9. Thursdays with Abie
- 10. Once Upon a Time in Springfield
- 11. Million Dollar Maybe
- 12. Boy Meets Curl
- 13. The Color Yellow
- 14. Postcards from the Wedge
- 15. Stealing First Base
- 16. The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
- 17. American History X-cellent
- 18. Chief of Hearts
- 19. The Squirt and the Whale
- 20. To Surveil, with Love
- 21. Moe Letter Blues
- 22. The Bob Next Door
- 23. Judge Me Tender
Season 22
- 1. Elementary School Musical
- 2. Loan-a Lisa
- 3. MoneyBart
- 4. Treehouse of Horror XXI
- 5. Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life
- 6. The Fool Monty
- 7. How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?
- 8. The Fight Before Christmas
- 9. Donnie Fatso
- 10. Moms I'd Like to Forget
- 11. Flaming Moe
- 12. Homer the Father
- 13. The Blue and the Gray
- 14. Angry Dad: The Movie
- 15. The Scorpion's Tale
- 16. A Midsummer's Nice Dreams
- 17. Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
- 18. The Great Simpsina
- 19. The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
- 20. Homer Scissorhands
- 21. 500 Keys
- 22. The Ned-Liest Catch
Season 23
- 1. The Falcon and the D'Ohman
- 2. Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
- 3. Treehouse of Horror XXII
- 4. Replaceable You
- 5. The Food Wife
- 6. The Book Job
- 7. The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants
- 8. The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
- 9. Holidays of Future Passed
- 10. Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
- 11. The D'oh-cial Network
- 12. Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
- 13. The Daughter Also Rises
- 14. At Long Last Leave
- 15. Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
- 16. How I Wet Your Mother
- 17. Them, Robot
- 18. Beware My Cheating Bart
- 19. A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again
- 20. The Spy Who Learned Me
- 21. Ned 'N' Edna's Blend
- 22. Lisa Goes Gaga
Season 24
- 1. Moonshine River
- 2. Treehouse of Horror XXIII
- 3. Adventures in Baby-Getting
- 4. Gone Abie Gone
- 5. Penny-Wiseguys
- 6. A Tree Grows in Springfield
- 7. The Day the Earth Stood Cool
- 8. To Cur with Love
- 9. Homer Goes to Prep School
- 10. A Test Before Trying
- 11. Changing of the Guardian
- 12. Love Is a Many Splintered Thing
- 13. Hardly Kirk-ing
- 14. Gorgeous Grampa
- 15. Black-Eyed, Please
- 16. Dark Knight Court
- 17. What Animated Women Want
- 18. Pulpit Friction
- 19. Whiskey Business
- 20. The Fabulous Faker Boy
- 21. The Saga of Carl
- 22. Dangers on a Train
Season 25
- 1. Homerland
- 2. Treehouse of Horror XXIV
- 3. Four Regrettings and a Funeral
- 4. YOLO
- 5. Labor Pains
- 6. The Kid Is All Right
- 7. Yellow Subterfuge
- 8. White Christmas Blues
- 9. Steal This Episode
- 10. Married to the Blob
- 11. Specs and the City
- 12. Diggs
- 13. The Man Who Grew Too Much
- 14. The Winter of His Content
- 15. The War of Art
- 16. You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee
- 17. Luca$
- 18. Days of Future Future
- 19. What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
- 20. Brick Like Me
- 21. Pay Pal
- 22. The Yellow Badge of Cowardge
Season 26
- 1. Clown in the Dumps
- 2. The Wreck of the Relationship
- 3. Super Franchise Me
- 4. Treehouse of Horror XXV
- 5. Opposites A-Frack
- 6. Simpsorama
- 7. Blazed and Confused
- 8. Covercraft
- 9. I Won't Be Home for Christmas
- 10. The Man Who Came to Be Dinner
- 11. Bart's New Friend
- 12. The Musk Who Fell to Earth
- 13. Walking Big & Tall
- 14. My Fare Lady
- 15. The Princess Guide
- 16. Sky Police
- 17. Waiting for Duffman
- 18. Peeping Mom
- 19. The Kids Are All Fight
- 20. Let's Go Fly a Coot
- 21. Bull-E
- 22. Mathlete's Feat
Season 27
- 1. Every Man's Dream
- 2. 'Cue Detective
- 3. Puffless
- 4. Halloween of Horror
- 5. Treehouse of Horror XXVI
- 6. Friend with Benefit
- 7. Lisa with an "S"
- 8. Paths of Glory
- 9. Barthood
- 10. The Girl Code
- 11. Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles
- 12. Much Apu About Something
- 13. Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4
- 14. Gal of Constant Sorrow
- 15. Lisa the Veterinarian
- 16. The Marge-ian Chronicles
- 17. The Burns Cage
- 18. How Lisa Got Her Marge Back
- 19. Fland Canyon
- 20. To Courier with Love
- 21. Simprovised
- 22. Orange Is the New Yellow
Season 28
Season 29
- 19. Left Behind
Season 30
- 3. My Way or the Highway to Heaven
- 5. Baby You Can't Drive My Car
- 6. From Russia Without Love
- 7. Werking Mom
- 8. Krusty the Clown
- 9. Daddicus Finch
- 10. 'Tis the 30th Season
- 11. Episode #30.11
- 11. Mad About the Toy
- 12. The Girl on the Bus
- 12. Episode #30.12
- 13. I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can
- 13. Episode #30.13
- 14. The Clown Stays in the Picture
- 14. The Clown Stays in the Picture
- 15. Episode #30.15
- 15. 101 Mitigations
- 16. Episode #30.16
- 17. E My Sports
- 17. Episode #30.17
- 18. Episode #30.18
- 18. Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy
- 19. Girl's in the Band
- 19. Episode #30.19
- 20. I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh
- 21. D'oh Canada
- 22. Woo-Hoo Dunnit?
- 23. Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion
Season 31
- 2. Go Big or Go Homer
- 5. Gorillas on the Mast
- 6. Marge the Lumberjill
- 7. Livin la Pura Vida
- 8. Thanksgiving of Horror
- 9. Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
- 10. Bobby: It's Cold Outside
- 11. Hail to the Teeth
- 12. Episode #31.12
- 13. Episode #31.13
- 13. Frinkcoin
- 15. Screenless
- 16. Better off Ned
- 17. Bart the Bad Guy
- 18. The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby
- 19. Warrin' Priests
- 20. Warrin' Priests Part 2
- 21. The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds
- 22. The Way of the Dog
Season 32
- 1. Episode #32.1
- 2. I, Carumbus
- 3. Now Museum, Now You Don't
- 4. Treehouse of Horror XXXI
- 5. The 7 Beer Itch
- 6. Podcast News
- 7. Three Dreams Denied
- 8. The Road to Cincinnati
- 9. Sorry Not Sorry
- 10. A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas
- 11. The Dad Feelings-Limited
- 12. Diary Queen
- 13. Wad Goals
- 14. Yokel Hero
- 15. Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?
Season 33
- 4. The Wayz We Were
- 5. Lisa's Belly
- 6. A Serious Flanders
- 7. A Serious Flanders: Part 2
- 8. Portrait of a Lackey on Fire
- 9. Mothers and Other Strangers
- 10. A Made Maggie
- 11. The Longest Marge
- 12. Pixelated and Afraid
- 13. Boyz N The Highlands
- 14. You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You!
- 15. Bart the Cool Kid
- 16. Pretty Whittle Liar
- 17. Episode #33.17
- 18. My Octopus and a Teacher
- 19. Girls Just Shauna Have Fun
- 20. Marge the Meanie
- 21. Meat is Murder
- 22. Poorhouse Rock
Season 34
- 1. Episode #34.1
- 2. One Angry Lisa
- 3. Lisa the Boy Scout
- 4. The King of Nice
- 5. Not It
- 6. Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
- 7. From Beer to Paternity
- 8. Step Brother from the Same Planet
- 9. When Nelson Met Lisa
- 10. Game Done Changed
- 11. Top Goon
- 12. My Life as a Vlog
- 13. Episode #34.13
- 14. Carl Carlson Rides Again
- 15. Bartless
- 16. Hostile Kirk Place
- 17. Pin Gal
- 18. Fan-ily Feud
- 19. Write Off This Episode
- 20. The Very Hungry Caterpillars
- 21. Clown v. Board of Education
- 22. Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass