The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008–2013): Season 4, Episode 2 - Another One Opens - full transcript

Previously on The Secret Life
of the American Teenager...

I love sleeping over here.

I want you and John to live here.

It's not going to bring her back,

hiding here in the condo.

I can find another place to stay.

Grace isn't even in the house.

I never thought she'd
actually go to Zimbabwe.

Adrian and Ben are
not going to split up.

If anything,
they're closer than ever,

having been through
what they've been through.



Well, what about Ricky?

Is he letting you move in to keep
himself from Adrian?

Is there any way you could drop by
our condo today

and see if Adrian will let you in to talk
to her?

She has to talk to someone
other than me.

I want to talk
to you about something.

Why would you be
looking for another job?

It's time to make I just think
a change in my life.

I know it must be
really tough, Adrian.

Yeah, it is.

Do you still have
feelings for Adrian?

Feeling sorry for her
is dangerous.

I'm here with Rachel.

We were just discussing her
moving into the guest house.



Being married and having a baby
in high school is scary.

Not as scary as holding your stillborn
daughter in your arms.

Don't say it out loud.

I don't want to be married.

Me neither.

But we can't do
anything about it.

Leo.

I know you still miss her.

It's just, uh...

It's okay.

And losing that baby must be so difficult
for you and Ben.

It's got to be so painful.

I just feel so terrible
for you both.

But I gotta say, I feel even worse
for Adrian.

It's just that I think about

Sarah when I see Ben like he is.

He's in a really bad place.

Which is not to say I don't feel terrible
for Adrian, too,

who I guess is in a worse place.
I don't know.

Maybe I could go over there again tomorrow

and see if there was something
I could do for her,

to bring her mood up.

All right, well,
you better get to bed.

I'll, uh...
I'll be up in a minute.

Don't you want to come
upstairs with me now?

I bet you I could get
your mood up.

I'm sure, but I've got
a lot on my mind.

Camille quit today and I gotta go over
my schedule

for tomorrow
and the rest of the week.

I gotta take care
of some business.

What?
Camille quit?

Why didn't you tell me?
I mean, when did that happen?

I got home and Ben was here,

and I didn't get
a chance to tell you.

Tomorrow, I'll get
an assistant from marketing

or I'll get a temp or something until
I can find someone.

Oh, no, you won't!

No, cause I'm going
to get up bright and early.

And I'm going to go in with you.

I can do anything that Camille can do,
if not more.

You won't believe how smart I am.
What time do we leave?

I mean, I've always wanted
to do something like this,

be an assistant to a big, important
man like yourself.

What time did you say?

That's really nice
of you to offer,

great at the job, Betty,
and I'm sure you'd be

hey, how great Would it be that I
get and to work with my wife, huh?

But the most important thing
you could do for me tomorrow,

is to take care of Ben.

And if you want to go by the condo
and visit with Adrian,

I know he'll appreciate it.

And so would I.

Okay, well,
if that's what you want,

consider it done.

Good night.

Where do you think she is?

It's a little cold out here,
don't you think?

I'm okay.

I don't know where
she is, Adrian.

I don't think there's
any way of knowing.

Do you think she
exists in some way,

or something? In some other dimension

I like to think so, yeah.

I like to think that the people we've known
are all somewhere

that's nice and safe
and, uh, warm.

And that maybe they're
looking down on us,

we don't know about, in some
way that taking care of us

can't know about.

She's just a baby,

Who's taking care of her?
An innocent, little baby.

I can't stand to think
that she has no one,

That she's alone
or crying or something.

Yeah.

I know, Adrian.

I have those horrible thoughts
sometimes, too,

taking care of her.
That my mom is but I like to think

you're my wife And you know what,

And I have to take
care of you, too.

What do you say? Let's go inside.

I love you, Ben.

I love you too, Adrian.

Amy moved in
with Ricky, you know.

I didn't know.

Yeah, she told me, today.

Is that what upset you?

No, Ben.

Losing the baby,
that's what upset me.

Hi. What are you doing?

Eh, I needed a project,

thought I'd do some updating.

You're gonna update my house?
This is my house.

Is it?

Yeah, you got the business,

I got the house. You gave me the house.

I own the house, you're just living here.

Yeah, well, while I'm living here, alone,

I thought I'd make the house better,

just like I made the business better.

The store has never done this well.

Yeah, I know.
I'm giving you a lot of business.

Or Donovan, anyway.
He has this upholsterer who's a genius...

Yeah, you can thank me later.

And you know, you can't update

in here without showing
me what you're doing.

I'll show you
when I figure it out.

You haven't figured it out, yet?

It looks like you might be doing
some demolition.

I might be.

No, George, no demolition.
Not without a plan.

A plan that I've seen and approved.

And even then, not while
you're watching Robie.

You said that I could bring Robie by.
Did you forget?

Did you forget? No, I didn't forget.

I thought it could be a father and son thing.
Come here, my man.

Yay!

Well, it'll have to be
a father, son and mother thing

because I have to know
what you two are doing.

Okay, I gotta go.
I'm gonna be back by three.

I wanna miss all the traffic.

I don't want to turn a
two-hour drive into a four.

Hey, are you okay? You seem a little off.

I'm fine.

Well, you don't seem fine.
Are you angry at someone?

At me?

I'm annoyed with Amy.
She moved in with Ricky.

Well, I think we knew that
that was gonna happen.

No, we didn't. We knew it might happen,

we hoped it wouldn't happen, didn't we?

Well, I guess we're just
going to have to see

if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
I don't know.

Did she tell you she was moving in?

No. But she told me that she was spending

practically every night there.

You know, they were already having sex,

if that's what was bothering you.

I realize that, but they were not
living together, and now they are.

I found this out when Ruben came
over for a drink last night.

I saw him when I pulled

up in the driveway and
made the mistake of...

Did you just look at your watch?

I have to go, George. I'm sorry.

Look, I don't know what
you're so upset about.

We knew that this was happening,
it was just a matter of time.

A matter of not enough time. Go, just go.

Hey, did you hear from Ashley last night?

No, did you?

I got a text from her.
And that was not our agreement.

Yeah, I know that.

Okay, bye, Robie. I'll see you boys later.

Don't do anything without a plan,

a plan that I've seen and approved.

Bye.

Don't listen to her. You listen to me.

I'm a grown man and I say, "We
can do whatever we want."

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

So what do you wanna bust up first?

Oh.

Hey, I'm reporting in.

You were supposed to report in last night.

But we drove 12 hours yesterday
and it was late when we stopped.

What are the rules, Ashley?

I have to call you every night.

Day one and you broke the rules.

I told you it was late.
I didn't want to wake you up.

There's nothing in the rules

that says if it's too late, you don't call.

You call every night, all right?

No matter how early or
late it is, you got that?

- I got that.
- What are the other rules?

Are you breaking any of the other rules?

The rules are we have to
stay in the same room,

separate beds, no sex.

No drugs. No alcohol.
No driving after 9:00.

Don't let the gas tank
get below a half a tank.

No speeding. No tornado chasing.

No hanging my arms or feet out the windows.

Uh, Toby is not allowed to
pee on the side of the road.

And I'm not allowed to go to
the restroom at truck stops.

Should I keep going?

No. So, how far did you get?
What city you in?

I don't know. I think it's called Kingman.

Kingman? Kingman is like
a couple of hours away.

Well, we didn't go on the freeway.

Still. You can't be in Kingman.

It doesn't take a whole
day to get to Kingman.

Oh, we stopped at this
town and fed donkeys.

Yeah, and?

It was educational.

You fed donkeys all day,
and that was educational?

Yeah. How is that educational, Ashley?

Clark Gable and Carole Lombard

stayed in the hotel there
on their honeymoon.

Are you talking about Oatman?

Oatman is where Olive Oatman was

given back to the US Army
by the Mojave Indians.

Oh, I didn't know.

She was taken by the
Yavapai and held captive,

and then traded to the Mojave.

I had no idea.

Well, now you do.

Well, we're not going back there,

so what difference does it make?

You're supposed to be learning something.

I did. I learned where Clark Gable and

Carol Lombard went on their honeymoon.

And I have to go now. Sorry.

Okay, well, call me tonight, and
tell Toby to drive safely today,

and you two pay more attention to
where you are and what you're seeing.

All right. Bye, Dad.

- I love you, Ashley.
- Love you, too.

Your dad wasn't too happy, was he?

Apparently Donkey Town had some
historical significance that we missed.

Come on. Let's get on the freeway.

Freeway? I thought we
were taking old Route 66.

That's what I mapped out, old Route 66.

That's not the freeway.
I don't even know where the freeway is.

It's the red line that goes from
the West Coast to the East Coast.

Yeah, I don't know how
to get to the red line.

That's the 10.
We're nowhere near the 10 freeway.

We'll just figure it out.
My dad thinks we're moving too slow.

So do I.

Oh, another day of cheap sexual innuendo?

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

We're going to miss a lot of good stuff

if we get on the freeway, you know.

All right.
Well, you're driving, you decide.

Dad?

Hey.

Hey, you needed something?

Yeah, I needed something.

What do you need? I have school.

Where were you last night?

I came home and no one was here.

Oh, I was over at uh, you
know, the apartment.

So, it's gone from Ricky's
apartment to the apartment?

No, no, it's still Ricky's apartment.

I was just using a more neutral
term, I guess, "The apartment."

More neutral than what?

Well, Ricky calls it "Our apartment,"

Not that it's our apartment,

'cause it's really "His apartment."

But you're living there, at his apartment?

I don't know if I would say living there.

Who said I was living there? Ashley?

I heard from the neighbors.

Sure you did. What neighbors?

Ruben. Who heard it from his wife.

Who heard it from their daughter.

- Oh.
- Yeah, "Oh."

Well, I have been staying over there.
But you knew that.

But now you're not just staying over there,

you're living over there.

Well, "Staying" Sounds so, like,

low class, so, yeah, I
prefer to say "Living."

No matter what you call it,

living together unmarried,
that is low class.

You're the one who said it and
you're right, it's low class.

Weren't you and Mom just living
together and not married

just a short time ago?

We were. And you see how that worked out?

Yeah, I'm sorry that it didn't work out.

I had hoped that it would.

Do you hope things will
work out with Ricky and me?

I've told you more than
once that it won't work out

if you just move in there
without any kind of commitment.

But I guess I lost that
argument long time ago

when you started staying over there.

So I guess I don't understand
why you're so upset then.

I'm upset because of the
way I heard about this.

If you and Ricky make
any more bad decisions,

I'd like to know first.

I don't like getting bad news from
the neighbors, especially Ruben.

I can't believe he'd be so
concerned with my personal life.

Why would he tell you that
I'm living over there?

Why not? You are, aren't you?

And he just assumed I knew, you
know, since I'm your father,

and you were living here
before you were living there.

Do we have to make such
a big deal out of this?

It's really not that big of a deal.

Do we have to make a big deal
out of you and my grandson

living with your boyfriend?
Are you kidding?

No? And Ricky's not just my
boyfriend, he's John's father.

I thought maybe if the two of you
like being with each other so much,

that maybe you'd get engaged.

And you'd stay engaged through college,

and then after you graduate
college, then you'd get married,

and then you'd actually
move in with each other.

- Really?
- Really.

You're just not old enough or

mature enough to be living
together on your own.

We're not old enough or mature enough

to have a two-year-old son either.

No, you're not, but just
because you have John

doesn't mean you have
to raise him together,

unmarried, in the same apartment.

I know that but that's what we want to do.

Dad, Ricky's going to be
in college next year,

and I'm going to be a senior.

So?

So? So we're young, but we're very mature.

Yeah, sure you are.

Okay, fine, I don't know. Maybe, we're not.

But like I told Ashley yesterday,

I'm happy. I'm really happy, okay?

So, please, just let me be happy. Please.

I'm sorry that I didn't tell you, Dad.

Well, Amy, the door is always open.
You know that.

When it doesn't work out,

the door is always open.
You can always come home.

If it does work out,

will the door be open?

I love you, Dad.

I love you too, Amy.

In the blink of an eye.

***

How lousy I feel right now has

nothing to do with what's
going on with Ricky and Amy.

I mean, so they're living together?
So what?

That has nothing to do with Ben
and me and what happened to us.

I know, but it must be hard.

I mean, you and Ricky were really close

and Amy knows that and Amy

knows how hard everything is for you now.

I just don't know why it happened.

I can't figure out why it happened, Grace.

Oh, Adrian, I don't think there's a why.

I mean, there's no why.

It just happened, things just happen.

I wish I was there to give you a hug.

I mean, it'll be okay, you just need time.

Thank you. Thank you for saying that.

No one seems to understand that.

I mean, everyone's in such a hurry

for me to just go back
to the way things were

and just do the same things I
was doing before this happened.

But going back to the way

things were seems like, I don't know, like,

like I'm not honoring my little girl.

Adrian, that's sad.

But maybe the best way
to honor her is to just

get back out there and live your
life in a way that honors her.

Maybe you could do something

like a good deed in her name or something.

You mean like volunteering
to help in Africa?

I have to go.

How was Grace?

Grace was Grace. Have a good day at school.

What'd she say? Nothing.

She said something that upset you.
I can tell.

You know, your two best friends

don't seem to know how
to be your best friends.

It's not just them, it's everyone.

Including me?

No, Ben, not including you.

Bye.

Dad?

How are you this morning?

Why?

Why?

What's going on?

What do you mean what's going on?

I'm just calling to see how you're doing.

Oh, okay, sorry.
I misread something in your voice.

Okay, there is something going on.

Look, yesterday I didn't get
a chance to tell you this,

and there's really no

reason I would tell you
this, but Camille quit.

Are you kidding? Why would she quit?

I guess after 25 years
of me, she's had enough.

But that's not the problem.

Well, no, that's a huge problem.

She was like your second wife.

No she's not. I can replace her.
She can be replaced.

And you're calling to tell me this?

Not exactly. The thing is,

Betty has offered to come
in and work with me today.

That's funny.

No, that's not funny.
But that can't happen.

It could happen.

It's not going to because she'd

rather come over there and
visit with Adrian today.

Bad idea.

We don't know that.

No, we do know that.

Did you send her over here instead
of going over to your office?

Look, all she just wants to do
is drop by there this afternoon,

and that's better than

her spending all day at the office with me.

I have a business to run.

Well, yeah, I have a wife that's

a little depressed.
My life isn't easy either.

Look, maybe those two could have
a bite to eat, an early dinner.

And then you and I will go out,

have an early dinner too and we'll talk.

I don't know if Adrian
will let Betty come over.

Then let Betty handle it.

Betty's going to call her and
ask her if she can come over.

Ben?

Amy moved in with Ricky.

So?

It was such a stupid thing to say to her,

and I try to be so careful of what I say,

but I just said the wrong thing anyway.

So, could you just go by there
and make sure she's okay?

Grace, I don't think Adrian would
want me to just drop by there.

And I don't think what you
said is totally unreasonable.

In fact, I think it was pretty good advice.

I just, I don't think Adrian wants
to hear any advice, right now.

You can go see her as soon as you get back.

About that. Here's what I'm thinking.

This is a really long way
to come for just two weeks.

That's why I told you
doing something like this

would be better in the
summer when school's out.

Yeah, but the opportunity
presented itself now,

and I'm really glad that I came here.
It's amazing.

I just, I hate to leave so soon.

Yet, you're going to have to

because you have to finish the school year.

The counselor said,"Two weeks,"

And I agree. So it's two weeks, honey.

And besides, Jeff is only

helping out that group for
a couple of more weeks

and then he's moving on to

his new job and you can't just go with him.

But he said I could if I wanted.

Well, why don't you tell him

to call me about that
when he gets a chance.

And...

Don't you miss me?
Honey, don't you miss your family here?

Hey, Grace.

Hi, Jack.

Hey, I'm sorry about the move,

but I talked to Grant
and he's cool with it,

so I don't think it's gonna be a problem.

You hadn't told her? No.

I'll be back. I was just making my lunch,

and I need to grab some mayonnaise.

What move? Where's he moving?
And why's he moving?

Mom, please do not tell me
it's because you're letting

Tom's girlfriend move into the guest house.

Mom, you can't be serious about that.

Grace, when she explained

her situation to me, I
just couldn't say no.

And, honey, Tom is so happy. He really is.

So I told Jack he could move into

the house and take Tom's old
room until school's out.

Don't do that face.
That's not attractive, Grace.

Grace!

Who told your dad you moved in?

Who do you think?

I think Ashley.

Well, we don't know that for sure.

Yeah, we do. He didn't say that.

He wouldn't say that.

I'm going to talk to her
the next time she calls.

Uh, she probably won't call us.

She'll call. Or I'll call her.

You and I will call her.

You want me to talk to your dad?

No, I do not want you to talk to my dad.

Just let it alone. He'll get over it.

I knew when you told me you

told her that she was
going to say something.

That's why I don't want you
saying anything to Adrian.

I know that. I know that

you don't want me to say
anything to Adrian.

Although, you know, uh, my dad
could say something to Ruben,

because, you know, they're friends,

and then Ruben could say something and...

I have to go. I'll see you at home.

***

Yeah. Good morning.

Have you seen Amy? I need to talk to her.

Unless you have some objection.
I'm not too happy with her.

Because?

I'll just take that up with Amy.

Why do you always do that?
Ask if you can speak to Amy,

like she's my property or something.

You want to speak to Amy, speak to Amy.

But right now, you're talking to me.

We're just talking here. What's going on?

I just don't think that Amy
should have said anything

about you two living together to Adrian.

It's a little soon to be rubbing

your cohabiting bliss in
her face, don't you think?

You know Amy stays at the
apartment, so does Adrian.

Yeah, but that's different,

staying over there and living over there.

That seems to be the general opinion.

Either way, it's not
really anyone's business.

Amy made it Adrian's business.
She told her.

Look, I sent her over there
to try to cheer Adrian up.

You know, to bring a little
bit of light to her dark day

and instead she tells her about
you two living together.

Why would Adrian care?

You think at a time like this

Adrian wants to hear about
you and Amy and John

all living happily ever after in

the little apartment above
my family's butcher shop

like it's some sort of freaking fairy tale?

Look, no wonder Adrian

doesn't want anyone to come over and visit.

Everyone's completely insensitive
and just oblivious to the fact

that she's heartbroken
and in a lot of pain.

Let's walk outside, out

of earshot from the
entire school, all right?

I'm going to be straight with you.

I think you're the one who's

upset about Amy moving
in with me, not Adrian,

because I think you want
out of that relationship.

And before you say anything,

I'm going to give you some advice

whether you want it or not.

You've been trying to get

everyone to give Adrian
advice, you take some advice.

From a guy who's been there.

I did not want to be with Amy when
I found out she was pregnant,

I didn't even want to be
with her when she had John.

It took a long time, a very
long time to get to know her,

and for things to change between us.
I wanted to run.

And I know you want to run.

But you can't. You can't right now.
And you know that.

Just wait it out, Ben. Just wait it out.

You might feel differently
in another year or two.

Things might get better
between you and Adrian.

You got married for the wrong reasons,

maybe you'll stay together
for the right reasons.

But even if things don't get better,

even if you and Adrian split up,

you and Amy, that's over.

Me and Adrian, that's over.

I'm in love with Amy, and

I'm gonna be with her for
the rest of my life.

And only with her.

If I do leave Adrian,

you'll feel even sorrier
for her than you do now.

Way too sorry for her
not to sleep with her.

You've changed, but you
haven't changed that much.

Yeah, we know each other

a little too well at this point, don't we?

Excuse me?

Madison, you felt the same way when

I moved into the guest house,
and nothing happened.

We're not going to get back together.

I'm going to live in Tom's
old room until graduation,

and then I'm going to Arizona to

stay with my parents and then
I'm going off to school.

Where are you going to school?
Have you decided yet?

I want to be near my parents.
I'll probably go to Arizona.

I see. Even if you get a

full scholarship to a
school that's right here.

I miss my parents. I want

to live at home and go to school.
I miss them.

You miss them? Aren't you going to miss me?

You're one year behind me.
You can come to Arizona next year.

It'll be one year of us
driving back and forth

and then we'll be at the same school again.

Oh. Okay. I still don't like your

living in the house in the
bedroom next to Grace.

But if in the end, I win,
I'm okay with that.

I'm an idiot. I completely lied to him.

I can't believe I did that.

It just happened so quickly, and
then I realized it was wrong,

and I couldn't stop myself and...

So go find him right now and

say you didn't want him
to be upset with you,

you panicked, you lied and
you're sorry you told Adrian

and you should have told him.

Why did I do that?
You know, even if I admit to lying,

it's still not going to
change the fact that I lied.

I don't want to mess anything up.

I just moved in there. I love living there.

I love Ricky and John and me as a family.

Then get out there and
do what you got to do.

And do it quickly, don't wait.

Amy, I need to talk to you.

Do it.

I'm going to call Bunny and

tell her I'm going to
be late for work today.

I wanna go over and talk to your dad.

I don't want him to be
upset with me and I think

I should just go over there and face him.

Look, Ricky...

Yeah?

I asked you to just leave it alone

and I want you to just
leave it alone, okay?

He's my dad and I think I know
better than you what to do here.

All right, I gave you a chance to
tell me and you didn't take it.

I know you're lying.
Ben told me you told Adrian you moved in.

You said you weren't going to do that.

And I said if you did do
that, it would be a problem.

Now it's a problem.

Hey Amy. Hey there, John.

Come here. How was your day, buddy?

Hmm. My day wasn't that great either.

I asked your mom not to do
something and she did it anyway.

Then she lied about it.

Don't tell him bad stuff about me.

I don't tell him bad stuff about you.

No? No, I don't.

Sorry, that was my way of
trying to get an apology.

You baited me, Ricky.

You knew I lied and then you
set me up to lie again.

Oh, so it's my fault?

No. No, it's my fault.

And if you don't want to live
with a liar, then I'll go home.

I'm sure my dad would
be very happy for John

and me to be home again.

This is your home.

Oh. I wasn't sure.

Come on, you're sure.

I'm sorry, okay?
I don't know why I told her.

I just told her.

Okay. I'm sorry, too.

About baiting you. Let's go home.

Just like that?

Yeah, let's go home.

You're not even upset with me?

It's over, okay?

It's not going to work.

I don't care how happy they are right now,

it's not going to work.

He got what he wanted,
he's having sex with her

and he didn't even have
to marry her to get it.

You think they should have
gotten married first?

Yeah, Alice, I do. You know why? Why?

Because all he wants to
do is have sex with her.

He doesn't want to marry her.

He's not going to marry her.
He's not going to marry anyone.

He can't make a commitment

to just be with Amy for
the rest of his life.

That's ridiculous!

I mean, I'm sure Amy thinks,

oh, it'll just going to

be the two of them from now until eternity.

Isn't this great?
You know, just hanging out in my room.

It's like old times, isn't it?

Yeah, just like old times.

Old times.

Um, Ben, you know, Alice
and I were wondering,

is it too soon to ask if...

If Adrian and I are going to stay together?

You know, yesterday, I wouldn't
have had an answer for you,

but today, I do.

Look, I got married because
I had to get married.

And no, I do not want to be married.

I just can't get out of it.
Not right now, anyway.

You know, I want to, but it
wouldn't be right, right now.

Adrian is in a very bad place,

and I'm not in a much better place,

but as soon as anything changes,
I'm running for the door.

I just admitted that to my dad last night

and now that the floodgates are open,

I feel like I'm having a hard
time shutting them again.

Boy, does that feel good.

I mean, I know it's just a
horrible, horrible thing to admit,

and I feel guilty admitting it, but boy,

I mean, phew, just a relief
to say it out loud again.

We weren't going to ask if you
two are staying together.

We just wanted to know if it

was too soon to ask if
we could visit Adrian.

Oh. Uh, no, I don't think
she's ready quite yet.

You know, Ben, I don't
think I'd say anything

about this stuff to anyone else.

Things could change.

Not fast enough. I want out.

And every time I say it, I
feel less guilty about it.

I hate to see you like this.

Like what?

Well, you're not Jewish, are you?

You haven't covered up all
your mirrors, have you?

No. I haven't covered the mirrors.

Well, good, 'cause Adrian,

I just don't want you to settle
for looking like a tomato.

When you used to be such a hot tomato.

Is it tamale?

Is it hot tamale?

I don't think it could be tamale
because tamales are thin.

I just think you should go to the gym.

I think you should just
go out and go for a walk

and get some of those new shoes
that can make your butt tight.

There's a great salon in the neighborhood.

You could walk down there

and have them do something with your hair.

Or go out and buy some clothes that fit.

If you want I can take you
out on a big girl day?

We could give you just a big makeover.

Um, Betty,

I'm in mourning.

And Ben doesn't care what I look like.

Take it from a former pro,
honey, he does care.

And so do you.

I don't want to hurt your feelings,
but you got to do something.

I mean, you can mourn and still look good.

Just think Jackie Kennedy.

What?

Yeah. She was married to President Kennedy.

Yeah, I know who she is, Betty.

Do you? Well, good,

'cause you're a big mess.
You're a big hot mess.

What are you saying, I'm fat?

Yeah, that too.

But go back to the times
when you were smiling.

You have such a beautiful smile.

I don't want to smile.
I don't feel like smiling.

Well, do it anyway. What?

You're going to be okay, Adrian.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Smile.

Oh, you got something in your teeth.

See, you got it.

You're the first person

who hasn't treated me
like I'm going to break.

Honey, you're already broken.

What you went through,

I mean it shatters people,

and you just have to put all the
pieces back together again.

I don't think I can, Betty.

I don't think I can.

You can and you will.

You have to.

And you have to take a bath.

I stink, don't I?

Yeah.

I'm afraid he's going to leave me. Ben.

I keep telling everyone he won't, but...

But I'm afraid he will,

and I wouldn't blame him.

I would.

That would be a horrible thing if
he just went out and did that.

I mean, when you're
married, you're married.

And he was in it for better
and now he's in it for worse.

Look, Adrian, if you really
want to stay with Ben,

there's a way you can get
Ben to stay with you.

Thanks, Betty.

Oh, yeah, my pleasure.

Us Boykewich girls gotta stick together.

Well, looks like everyone is getting
settled in,

but I was going to have you over
to eat with us, Rachel.

Oh, that's nice of you, Kathleen,

but I promise,

We're not going to cause
you to do any extra work.

Definitely don't want that.

Say hi to Grandma.

Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandma.

You're our first grandma.
Our other one died of being old.

No chance of that with this one.

Uh, Tom, maybe Ronnie and Bonnie should
just call your mom Kathleen.

No, come on.

You always wanted to be
a grandma, didn't you?

Well...

I do love children.

Or Mrs. Tsegaye? Is it Kathleen?

Kathleen. Thank you.

So we're calling
Tom's mother Kathleen.

Or just Kathleen?
So, is it Grandma Kathleen?

Just Kathleen.

Okay.

Good night.

Well, it's just the two of us,
so we can just eat in here.

Everything okay?

Yeah. Everything's fine.

Tom is so happy, isn't he?

He is. For now. Yes, he is.

And thank you for
letting me stay here.

I'm sure things will
be fine with Grace

and Grant and me and all that.

And if things aren't
so fine, then that's that. Yeah.

That's what?

Well, that's how it goes.

So you'd be okay
if they broke up?

Yeah, well, I like Grant,

They're really great.
I do, and I love his parents.

I just, I think all of you guys are

so serious about each other.
A little too young to be

out of high school. I mean, you're not even

do love Madison. Yeah, but I really

so in love with Madison
Are you still going to be

if Grace taps on your door One night

and says she wants to get back together?

Did she say something?

No. She didn't.

Oh. Well, then, no.

"No," What?

I wouldn't want to get
back together with Grace.

Grab the salad.

Hey, give me a minute to change,
and we're on our way.

Take your time.

You know, uh, don't get too
used to that.

You're not coming home, you know that?

I know that. Unless...

Don't go down that road.

No, it's just that...

what if she leaves me? I was thinking,

I've already realized, Adrian
realizes what I mean, what if

for all the wrong reasons
which is that we got married

to go back home? And what if she decides

she's a very smart woman, I mean,

very independent, and she was always

and that could happen.

It could, but I doubt it.

And don't even think about trying
to make it happen.

Is this why you're so bothered with Ricky
and Amy moving in together?

Would leave you for Ricky
You were hoping that Adrian

and now he's not available?

Honestly, I just...

I don't like Amy living with him.

You need to give up the idea

of ever getting back together
with Amy, all right?

There's more than two girls
in the universe, you know.

Yeah, I know.

Do you know?

Do I know what?

That there are more women out there
in the universe for you, too.

I'm married to Betty.
I'm taken. Betty is it.

And what about Camille?

What about Camille?

You're not in love with Camille?

What are you talking about,
you knucklehead?

I'm not in love with Camille.

Well, apparently Camille
is in love with you.

What?

That's why she quit. Dad, of course she is.

She quit because she quit.

No, she quit because Betty came back
and she's giving up.

Ridiculous. You know that?
You're ridiculous,

You think?

You could not have possibly
got him down that quickly.

He doesn't give me
any problems going to bed.

Good, you can put him
to bed every night.

I'm happy to put him
to bed every night.

What bed?

I put the mattress
on the floor for him.

He's getting too old for that.
He doesn't like the baby bed.

But he can just walk
right into the kitchen.

I blocked it all off and No, he can't.

I'll go to sleep on the couch

I'll watch him. To go to sleep.
When we're ready

I can't believe he's two.

Me, neither.

Why are you being so nice to me
after I lied to you?

I'm just happy,
happy you're here.

And I know you're happy
you're here.

That's why you lied to me.

So it's probably not going to be the
worst thing you ever do

or the biggest fight
we'll ever have. But...

Ah, yeah, I knew there
would be a "But."

But I want you to be
honest with me and not

keep anything from me,

and I want to be free to be honest
with you and not keep

anything from you,

even if I do something stupid.

What'd you do?

Nothing.

Nothing yet?

Just nothing. Nothing, Amy.

I haven't done anything
I can't tell you about.

Okay.

Look, it's still early,
John's in bed and I

really would like to go talk to your dad.

I don't want your family
to be upset with us.

That's really nice of you.

Or I could talk to him
another night.

Yeah. Do that.

Oh, I'm sorry,
I really am.

Everything took twice as long
as it should have.

It took me a whole hour to get from
the Design Center to here.

Hate the traffic here.
And I'm starving.

Did you take out the countertop?

Yeah, but don't worry,
I'm going to put in a new one.

And Robie's going to help.

It'll look good, stop worrying.

I'm going to look
at some granite.

I asked you not to do that.

Jeez, It'll be fine. It's going

you'd think you'd thank me. To look better.

You liked that, didn't you?

I did a great job in Ashley's room,
converting the garage.

But I didn't care about the garage.

I didn't want anything
in here to change.

You change things in people's houses
all the time.

Why wouldn't you want
to change things here?

Because.

Because why?

Because I have some really good memories
in this kitchen, that's why.

The same kitchen, It's still going to be

just different countertops.

Thanks for taking care of Robie.

You don't have to thank me,
he's my son too.

Come here.

Goodnight, George.

Forgot to lock the door.

I forgot my purse.

I guess we do have a lot of good memories
in this kitchen.

I can put the countertops
back in, if you want.

No, that's okay.
They were kind of outdated.

Still seeing your boyfriend?

No.

But that doesn't make any difference when
it comes to us.

Has nothing to do with us.