The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008–2013): Season 3, Episode 15 - Who Do You Trust - full transcript

nager...

What's going on?
I started my period.
I'm not pregnant.

Are you sure you want
to get back with Ben

even after he and Adrian
were together?

We're moving.
Is there any possibility

you could stay with a friend
your senior year of high school?

Ben, Adrian is pregnant,

and if she told you
she isn't, she lied.

I got accepted
into a summer program

at the Nomkomf School
of Music in New York.

Adrian's pregnant,
and it's my baby.



I don't want you and Ricky
to be anywhere near each other.

I am moving.

Maybe I could crash with you.

I can't believe I have
my own apartment in New York.

Tomorrow I'm going
to have the abortion.

We can't, Ashley.
We can if we want.

I changed my mind.
I couldn't do it.

We're having a baby.

I violated my parole.

I have to turn myself in
to county women's prison.

We're gonna go to New York,
and you're gonna see Amy,
and you're gonna tell her.

Amy, Adrian's pregnant,
and it's my baby.

Who's that?
That's my husband.

Maybe you should start
a business of your own.



I would love to.

I hope I get to see you again.

Give me a call.

I want to be a doctor.
I want to be a doctor.

Ricky's flying to New York
to see Amy this weekend.

It's really good
to see you, Amy.

You're not gonna see Jack
anymore, and that is it.

What would happen if Amy
and Ricky thought

that we were gonna
be unavailab to them?

I actually think you may be
ready to make a commitment.

I just said
I slept with another woman
after telling Amy I wouldn't.

I don't think Amy's ever
gonna be able to stop you
from being with other girls,

and you two really
shouldn't be together.

Tell your mom thanks
for inviting me over.

I just can't figure out
why she let you

come over here
in the middle of the night.

Would you and John
like to go out with me tonight?

We would love to.

I don't care if Ben
gives the ring to Adrian

as a friendship ring
or any other kind of ring.

Do you know how much
that thing is worth?
$50,000.

I am not gonna have sex
with you, Ashley.

Why not?
I don't want to be
the first guy you sleep with.

We shouldn't
be married, George.

Well, we'll see how
we can best split up.

Please don't run off
to med camp and have sex.

I think you should know
that I'm thinking
about marrying Adrian.

How would you
like to be vice president?

Of what?

I'm happy to have you home.

And I'm happy to be home.

♪ Hey, you,
and it's evident ♪

♪ You must have
been heaven sent ♪

♪ Don't you wish
you'd be hesitant ♪

♪ But I'm not at all ♪

♪ Just feeling
more confident ♪

♪ Just using my common sense ♪

♪ Just trusting
that I'm loving it ♪

♪ I can't refuse an offer
so benevolent ♪

♪ I can't assume
he's gonna use me ♪

♪ And after,
he'll never call again ♪

♪ Don't be afraid ♪

♪ Don't be afraid,
this is your day ♪

Hey, there you are.
Oh. What's all that?

I'm in charge
of school lunches.

Snacks.
These are just my snacks.

Oh, of course.
Snacks.

For the week?

No. I eat every two hours.

That's how I keep
my weight down.

Except on your fingers.

I'm picking up your ring
that had to be resized.

It's water retention.
It's totally normal.

Of course.
We'll get it resized
as many times as we have to.

Adrian.

Look at you.
You look great.

Hey, Ben.

Doesn't she look great?

She does.
How are you feeling?

Happy.
I'm feeling really happy.

That's good.
You look happy.
You both look happy.

So do you.

Why do you look so happy?
What did you do?

Nothing. Have a good
first day of school.

Bye.

What?
Today's the day.

I know. I can't wait.
I can't wait.

Can't wait for what?
What's going on?

Oh, wow.

Well, I haven't seen you
in a few weeks.

You've gotten--
A glow since we saw you.
You are glowing.

Oh.

You're not having twins,
are you?

No, I'm not.

I'm almost halfway
through the pregnancy,

so I'm supposed
to look like this.

She's supposed
to look like that. Okay?

She's only halfway?

Oh, I know
what that means.

Hi!
Hi!

So good to see you.

How do I look?

You look like
you're having a baby.
Soon.

20 weeks.
I'm halfway there.

Oh, we get to find out
the sex of the baby today.

So it's "we," huh?

Yep.

Nice.

And how's everything
with you?

Or is it "you two"?

Oh, no, no.
I'm still with Grant.

But we had a great summer.
I can't wait to tell you
about it.

You wouldn't tell me.
No, I wouldn't,

but that's because it's really
none of your business.

But I appreciate
your interest in me.

We learned to do that
at med camp this summer--

how to deliver bad news
but end on a good note.

Oh.

What's up, dude?
Hey, dude.

Well, just because Ricky
says he hasn't had sex

doesn't mean that he hasn't
had sex all summer.

And just because Jack
says he hasn't had sex

doesn't mean he hasn't
had sex all summer either.

Same goes for Jesse.
I didn't say anything.

And I haven't even talked
to Jesse yet.

Did you have sex this summer?

With who? No.

Excuse me.
Do you mind?

Good morning.

The three of you talk about
anything other than sex?

Sometimes.

Do they know what
our agreement is?

Of course they do.
They're my best friends.

What they don't know is
I'm ready to have sex with you.

So maybe you should
go get tested.

Oh, come on, Amy.
You know I don't have anything.

You don't even know
if you have anything.

So find out,
and we'll go from there.

♪ Falling in love ♪

♪ Is such an easy
thing to do ♪

♪ Birds can do it
We can do it ♪

♪ Let's stop talking
Let's get to it ♪

♪ Let's fall in love ♪

What did you do all summer?

Nothing. And I mean that.
Nothing.

I have to ask you something.

You don't have any sexually
transmitted infections

or HIV or anything,
do you?

If I do, I'm sure
it's from being with you.

That was a no, right?

Hey, Candy, wait up.
I gotta ask you something.

I'm not interested.

I'm not interested either.

Yeah. I heard
you're with Amy now.

With? No, I'm not with her.
We're just dating.

Oh, you date now,
do you?

Yeah. What I wanted
to ask you is

have you ever had any STIs?

Nothing permanent,
but thanks for asking.

But you didn't when we--
No, I didn't.

What about--
No.

That's quite a survey
you're taking.

But I think the point is
to ask the question before
and not after.

Yeah, well, since you know
I'm asking...

We used a condom.
You should be fine.

I should be, yeah.

You don't have any symptoms
or anything, do you?

No.

Well, the only way
you're gonna know for sure

is if you actually
go see a doctor.

I realize that.
I'd just like to know

what my chances are
before I go to a doctor.

Well, I would say
the chances are pretty good

that you'd have something.

Even if it's just a minor,

unheard-of sexually
transmitted something,

because you've slept
with everyone,

and that means you've slept with
everyone everyone's slept with,

and that adds up
to hundreds of people.

So...good luck.

I heard Dr. Bink left,

but I have a gift
I wanted to get to her.

She got me into a program
in New York this past summer

that kind of changed my life.

No kidding?

I hope I can
change some lives.

That's really wonderful.

Wait. Is that true?

Changed your life? Wow.

Yeah. It's true.
She changed my life.

Or that program
that she tricked me into
changed my life.

But I just wanted
to say thank you.

I'm really grateful
for everything she did for me.

Could I get an address for her?
Or could you send this to her?

I think I can get you
her new work address.
I think that would be allowed.

All right. Thank you.

Nice to meet you.

You, too, whoever you are.

Oh, that's really no one.

No one you should
be concerned about anyway.

Are you
the new counselor?
Yes. I'm Katelyn O'Malley.

Oh, just
the last name, please.

This is about
actual school business.

All right. I'm Ms. O'Malley.
And you are?

Ashley Juergens.
You mind?

I just need to get some forms
for home schooling.

Oh, I love home schooling.

Do you have someone to act
as your teacher at home?

Oh, I don't need a teacher.
I'm gonna do it myself.

Oh. That's interesting.

Were you enrolled here
last year?

Yes.

It was not
a good experience?

No.

Tell me about it.
Why?

I just thought
that if you told me

what you didn't like
about going to school here,

maybe I could
help fix the problem

or help you deal with it.

I don't like the teachers
or the students.

I don't like the lockers
or the hallways

or the classrooms
or the lunchroom,

and I don't like the rules
or the regulations

or the requirements
or the report cards,

and I hate--

I absolutely hate--

anyone who thinks
she can help me.

Okay. Well, then, um,
here's the form.

Just fill it out
and get it back to me,

and we'll get you
all set up,

if this is really
what you want to do.

This is really
what I want to do.

I have been here 15 minutes,
and I have already lost one.

Yeah, this is going well.

Hi, Ashley.
Good to see you.

How are things at home?

Awesome.

Ashley, wait up.
Come on. We're friends.

Forget it.
She had a tough summer.

And she doesn't think
you're friends.

You couldn't answer
her text messages?

I didn't know her parents
were divorced for real
until you told me,

and then she wouldn't
answer my text messages.

She's not that easy
to be friends with, you know?

Believe me, I know.

So how's Peter?
Peter's great.

Tom is vice president
of human resources?

He hires people?

No, he diminishes
the potential for lawsuits.

His boss says he has
a real talent for it.

What does that mean?
I don't know.

Hey, sweetie.
Hey, Griffin.

Grace. Adrian.

Wow.

Hey.
Hey.

Okay, I hope you two know
that if you're having sex,

this is what can happen.

We are well aware.

And we're not.
We're waiting.

We waited, anyway.

I'll see you later.
Yeah.

You want to talk
to your mom tonight?

I mean, we waited,
so technically,

I think we're good to go.

And I feel good
that we kept our promise
this summer.

Me, too.
And I feel even better
that the summer's over.

Yep. Summer's over.

I'm sorry. What?

I met him at work,
and we just clicked.

You clicked how?
You had sex with him?

No, I haven't had sex with him.
I haven't even been out
with him.

But I am gonna go out with him.
I just have to ask my dad.

I didn't do anything all summer.

I didn't go out with anyone.
I didn't do anything.

Well, I didn't
do anything either.
You met someone.

Well, maybe I was destined
to meet someone.

Were you also destined
to have sex with someone?

And by that, I mean some guy
other than me?

Uh-oh.

Yeah.
Doesn't look good.

Well, thivgs happen.

What things?

What is up with you?

And what "things"?

It's just that, you know,

people who meet in high school
don't always stay together,
you know?

What people?

Lauren, it's not that
I did anything this summer,

and it's not that
I met anyone.

But I'm a senior this year,

and then I'll probably be going
away to school next year, and...

And what?

The thing is--

Just stop right there.

I got it.

Shouldn't I
be asking you that?

Probably.

Did I scare you
by asking you to get tested?

Going back to
your old habits instead?

I'm not going back
to my old habits.

I can still talk
to other women, right?

Right. What are you
talking to them about?

What do you think
I'm talking to them about?

I don't know.

I'm not accepting
personal testimony.

I'm gonna need actual proof--

a medical test
from a legitimate source.

And it doesn't have to
be right away.

When you're ready.
When you want to take
that next step with me.

I don't want to get tested,

so maybe we just go back
to the way things were

and forget this
stupid dating thing.

Maybe we shouldn't even
think about having sex.

We don't have to have sex.

But I want to
have sex with you...
at some point.

But it's up to you.

And I don't really want to
go back to how things were.

I don't even think
that's possible.

I think something better
is possible.

I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I'm gonna need a ride home.

Something better is possible.

And by "something better,"
she doesn't just mean sex,

she means marriage.

I can work the counter.
If you want it,
it's all yours.

Today's the day, you know?

What day?

The day you both actually work?

Could this be the day?

We find out the sex
of the baby today.

Oh, do you?
Would you like me to go

and videotape that for you
like you did with Amy?

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

I haven't. I'm gonna have
that videotape for the rest
of John's life.

You might want to
transfer it to DVD.

And I'm sure at some point
you'll thank me.

I doubt it.
Well, John will.

Your son will.
And you seem awfully cranky.

Not having sex
not working out for you?

It's gonna work out for me.

Really? Because
it didn't work out for you

the last time
you had sex with Amy.

Yeah, actually, it did.

Oh, I see.
Then I guess it worked out

for Adrian and me, too,
because we're also
having a baby.

Yeah, anyone can see that.
Even blind people can see that.

Is that a remark
about Adrian's girth?

Her what?

All right.
This is not the day
you're going to work.

That day is yet to come.
Bye, Ben.

It is?
Good-bye!

Fine with me.
I can leave?
Yes, you can leave.

Great. I'll have time
to go by and pick up the camera
and pick up Adrian, and--

I can't wait
to show you the DVD.

Yeah. We can't wait
to see it.

Where were you before
you came in here just now?

Where was I?
Mm-hmm.

I took the trash out.
We take the trash out
at the end of the day.

"We," meaning you.
I had to make a few phone calls.

I know you have a rule
about that, but I had
to talk to some people.

What people are more important
than your job?

Girls I slept with.

I have to get tested.

Amy's not gonna have sex with me
unless I get tested.

Unless you're having sex
during work hours,

I don't really need to know
about that, all right?

Just go.
Go do what you gotta do.

Just get tested.

You can make all
the phone calls you want,

but the only way
you're really gonna know

is if you
actually get tested.

I know that.
I just don't know
if I want to, all right?

Well, I don't know
if anybody wants to.

But if you dance,
you pay the piper.
In English?

If you have sex
with multiple partners,

sooner or later
you're gonna find yourself

in this situation,
unfortunately.

Go. I'm sure
everything's just fine.

Hey, Dad.
Oh, hey, Ames.

Hey, John. Want to help
Grandpa make dinner?

I have homework.
But we can spend
some time with you.

Go spend time with yourself.
Better to do it now

than when you're my age
or your mother's.

You know,
if you want to go out,

go out.

Ashley and I
are perfectly capable

of making a sandwich
or ordering a pizza.

You don't have to cook
every night.

It's a school night.
I promised your mother
I'd stay home

until you and Ashley
graduate high school,
and that's what I'm gonna do.

I don't think she meant
you should never
go out of the house.

I think she did.

Ashley may never even graduate
from high school.

She signed up
for home schooling.
I know that,

and I'm okay
with home schooling if she's
okay with home schooling.

If that's what she wants to do,
and that's what's right for her,
then fine by me.

I'm unflappable.
You can't flap me.

I asked Ricky
to get tested.

For what?

For you know what.

Because?

Because we might have sex.

I might have sex with him
at some point.

You two are gonna have sex?

Eventually. Probably.

Interesting.
"Interesting"?

That's all you have to say
about that, "interesting"?

Well, I guess it's your decision
whether or not to have sex--
yours and Ricky's.

I guess it is.

And suppose he tests positive
for something? What then?

Then we deal with it.

There are treatments
for most everything.

Not herpes, not HIV.

There may not be a cure,
but there are treatments.

Surely to God, you're not
gonna put your life at risk
after having a baby at 15?

No. That's why I'm asking him
to get tested.

What makes you think he will?
I think he will at some point.

The point he wants
to have sex with you.
Yeah.

And I want to
have sex with him.

I don't mean
right away, but--

But you don't mean
when you're married either.

Maybe I do.
You want to get married
in high school?

I have a baby,
and I'm in high school.

All right. Well,

would you have sex with him
if you knew you were never
gonna be married to him?

No, probably not.

Well, he's just not
the marrying type, Ames.

I think you know that.
I do not know that,

and you certainly
don't know that.

All right.

You're probably gonna
get married one day, right?

If not to Ricky,
to some other guy?
Yeah. I hope so.

I mean, it's not
my first concern, but, yeah,
I probably will get married.

Wouldn't it be nice if
the first, last and only guy you
sleep with is the guy you marry?

Yeah, really nice,
which is why I feel comfortable
with my decision to do this.

You forgot that I
already had sex with him,
didn't you?

Yeah.

Sometimes I forget, too.

But you're getting good
at having these conversations.

I mean, if I hadn't already
had sex with Ricky,

you would've made a good point--
a really good point.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm wondering if I
could get a test

for HIV and some other things.

Sure. Not a problem.
Just have a seat over there,

and a counselor
will be right with you.

What is wrong with me?

I hope nothing.

Well, I would've
come with you.

I don't need my mommy
to come with me

to get this kind
of test, all right?

Today's not the day
you work here.

Well, I switched days
with someone this week,
all right?

And you know you could've
gone over to Shakur's office.

He would've had this test.
He's a surgeon.

I'm not having anything
cut off. I hope.

I wasn't planning on telling
my mommy or my daddy.

Geez. Amy.

This was Amy's idea?

Yes, this was Amy's idea.

What's your concern--
that you might have something
or that...

you might share something
with her?

I'm hoping
to share something with her,

but not a STI or HIV.

I see.
So this is preliminary?

Yes.
A preliminary requirement.

How preliminary?

I don't know.
It's just the seco.d step

in what could be
a never-ending process.

Good.
Not good.

You know, in order
for this test to be accurate,

you should not
have had sex for--

I haven't.
That was step one.

No kidding?

No kidding.

I'm happy to hear that.

In fact, I'm happy
that you're here.

I think this is a very
responsible thing to do.

All right.
Well, you can go now.

You don't want me
to wait for you?

Because we could go
and grab some dinner,

just the two of us,
and then maybe you could

stay over tonight
just for old time's sake.

No. I'll be fine, Mom.

All right.

If you change
your mind, you--

I won't.

So, um, Amy's okay?

Yes, Amy's fine.

Look, you work here,

so you're probably comfortable
hanging out here.

I'm kind of in a hurry
to get outta here.
Do you mind?

All right. You're right.

You call me
when you get the results.

Yeah. When will that be?

Um, tomorrow.

Although, it is
a little late in the day,

so it could be
the day after tomorrow.

Whatever. I'm really
not worried about it.

I always use a condom.
Always.

Ricky, you're gonna be fine.

But if you're not,
most problems are treatable.

What?

I'm not telling you anything
you don't already know.

Well, hearing about it
in health class

is different
than sitting here, all right?

So just go. I want
to get this over with.

Call me.

I don't have to
be in the room with you.

I mean, I've never been
in there with you before,
and you've always been fine.

I could just wait out here
with the camera and wait
for you to come out,

and that way, you know,
we don't have anything on film
for posterity

that people shouldn't
be looking at.

You know what I mean?
I want you in there with me
for this one.

This is the big one.

You're not gonna get
anything on camera

that we wouldn't
want to see later.

It's nothing.
They're just gonna rub
some stuff all over my belly

and slide this thing around,
and we can see the baby.

And then we can see
and hear the heartbeat.

Look, it's really cool.
You're gonna love it.

And we're going to find out
if we're having a son
or daughter.

I'm really excited that
you're going in with me.

I don't know, Adrian.

I am a little squeamish
about these things,

and Dr. Attavi hates me.

You'll be fine.

I'll get you through this,

and then you get me
through the birthing process.

I do want to be there
when the baby's born.

I don't want
a front-row seat--

...but I do want to be there.

But I've got a few months
to get ready for that.

It's just
that having a baby

is so...intimate.

We had sex.
Sex is intimate.

I had my eyes closed
most of the time.

Oh, no, you didn't.

All right.

But that wasn't
a medical procedure.

I just-- I feel like maybe
this is something

that you should do with...
your mother?

It's not my mother's baby.

Look, just because Amy
wanted her mother there with her

doesn't mean my mother
should be there with me.

Her mother was there for her
because Ricky
wasn't there for her.

And I really hate that you
were there for Amy

but you don't
want to be here for me.

I didn't go in with Amy.
I wasn't actually
there with her.

I was just out
in the waiting room.

That wasn't your baby, Ben.
This is your baby.

I know, Adrian. I...

I guess I'm just afraid
of doing the wrong thing

or saying the wrong thing

or being embarrassed
or embarrassing you.

We already did
the wrong thing.

There's really
nothing you could say
that would be wrong.

Okay,

if you say something wrong,
you'll know it,

and you can take it back
or apologize for it.

And what is there
to be embarrassed about?

You've seen my stomach.
I show you my stomach
all the time.

Yeah. But we're alone,
and you're otherwise dressed.

I'm gonna be
otherwise dressed for this.

Come on, Ben.
This is a really exciting day.

I can't wait to find out,
and I can't wait
to tell our parents.

You're right.

It is a very exciting day.

But what if it's so exciting
that I pass t?

You're not going
to pass out, okay?

You're gonna sit next to me
and hold my hand.

Okay, you sit next to me,
and I'll hold your hand, okay?

But I want you there, Ben.

I really don't want you
to miss this.

Adrian, Ben,
want to come on back?

There's a guy here for you.
Are you available?

Sorry. I was just leaving.

Want to share
a bus ride home?

No. My husband
is waiting for me.

My husband.
I have a husband!

Please. We have work.

Enough about your personal life.

Hi. Excuse me.
I noticed you haven't
left quite yet.

May I come in?
You are in.

Ah. Are you Tom Bowman?

Are you the vice president
of human resources?

Yes.

No kidding?

No kidding.

All right. Well, uh,
is there anyone else

in human resources
I can talk to?
No. Why?

Well, the thing is, I'm, uh--
I'm having some problems.

Really?
You think you got problems?

Right. Well, I'm actually
having problems with Milton.

Maybe you should
talk to Milton.

Talk to Milton
about problems with Milton?

You've seen Milton.
Okay? He's condescending.

He's arrogant.
He's vindictive.

He's got anger issues.
The guy is insane.

And yet, you don't mind
working for him.

No, no, no.
I do mind working for him.

Okay? I work my butt off
for that man,
and all I get is criticism.

Bad service review?

Something like that. Yeah.

I mean, who is he to give me
a bad service review?

It's his company.
No Milton, no company.

I don't know how that idiot
got to be so successful.

He's got idiots like you
working for him.

You know what? You're right.
You're right. I am the idiot.

And I'm not going to keep
working for that guy and make
him even more successful.

I mean,
why am I doing this?

Why am I spending
40 hours a week
working for Milton?

I don't know.

Well, you know what?
Hmm? I quit.

You quit?

That's right. I quit.

If you quit, you quit.

That's right!

Look at you.
You just saved us
another unemployment claim.

You're a genius,
Tommy boy.

I know. Excuse me.
I have to catch the bus.

Okay.

So I want to go out with him.

He's the guy
you worked with this summer?

You didn't mention
this guy all summer.

You met a guy.
That's good.
I think that's good, Madison.

Why didn't you tell me?
Why haven't you gone out
with him before now?

Well, we couldn't go out this
summer because of company policy
for employees not to date.

But I don't work there anymore,
so I'm free to go out with him.

But he was not
your supervisor

or anything like that,
right?

No, he was.
He was what?

He was my boss.
Your boss?

Please, it's not like
he's an old man.

He's 20, you know?
He's three years older
than me.

But what happened to Jack?

Well, you were right.
Jack and I needed to break up.

Take a break,
not break up altogether,
not entirely.

I said you could go out again
when school starts,

and...school started.

I know.
I think 20's
a little old.

Dad, I can't help
how old he is.

And it's not like
he's trying to get me to do
what Jack and I did.

I don't think
he's interested in that.
No, of course not.

What 20-year-old boss
trying to date their
17-year-old employee

would be interested
in something like that?

Madison, while
you're in high school,

I want you to date someone
in high school, please.

That's the thing, Dad.
He is in high school.

Wellkind of.
He's at a technical high school.

He went back for his diploma.
He had to drop out
because of some family problems,

but he went back,
and I think that's admirable.

Yes.

Admirable.

Family problems?

Oh, yeah.
He got married before
he was out of high school.

But he's divorced now,
so that's completely over.

You're not joking

or anything like that,

are you?

No. I swear.
You're gonna love him.

You just have to
give him a chance.
Or not.

Dad, Sammy is a nice guy.

He is a really nice guy,
and he's a lot more mature
than Jack.

Well? You wanted
to tell me something?

Well, we just wanted
to point out

that we waited,
like you asked,

and we're still together

after all that time.

Yeah. What was it,
six weeks?

Six weeks.

Longer than you waited,
I imagine.

Go on.

Those were six
very long weeks.

But who's complaining?

Not me.

Grace, you're not
complaining, are you?

I'm not pushing her,
if that's what you're thinking.

No, he's not.

No, I mean,
if anything, she's...

All right, you guys.

I appreciate that you waited.

But my reasons for wanting you
to continue to wait

are the same reasons
I had before.

You know the reasons, right?

All right.

Well, you did wait,

and I would like you
to wait a while longer.

Well, we don't want
to wait a while longer.

Then, I guess,
if that's what you want to do,

that's what you want to do.

At least
you've thought about it,
and you're prepared.

But--

I think you both
should get tested.

Since you both have had sex
with other people before.

You don't need
to get tested, Mom.

I mean, when I had sex,
we used a condom,

and when he had sex,
he used a condom, too, right?

Uh, yeah.
But maybe we've reached

the part of the conversation
where it should just
be the two of us.

Yeah, that's fine with me.
And Grace and I
can maybe talk later.

And, Grant, I'm always available
to talk to you as well.

What?

Here's the thing:

The girl I had sex with--

Angie?
Yeah.

Angie hadn't slept with
anyone else and neither had I,

so we used condoms
most of the time,

and the rest of the time
we were lucky.

Careless.

Careless and stupid.

My point was,
I've only had sex with Angie.

But you've had sex with Jack,
and Jack slept with Adrian,

and Adrian slept with Ricky,

and both Adrian and Ricky
really have slept around a lot.

So now, if you and I have sex,
we're having sex with everyone
they had sex with.

And even though you used
a condom with Jack,

I think maybe
you should get tested,

just to be safe.

What do you think?
I'll tell you what I think.

I think Angie's a liar.

You're the first person
she ever had sex with?

Yeah, right.
You don't even know her.

I know her type.

Well, I know Jack.
And for your information,

Jack only had oral sex
with Adrian.

Oh, yeah? I think
your old boyfriend's a liar.

And you can get STIs
from oral sex.

We only had sex one time,
and we used a condom.

The entire time
you used a condom?

What? I don't know.

I don't remember anyway.

I mean,
he took care othat.

I wasn't paying attention
to that.

Yeah, yeah. I know, I know.
Because you were
enjoying it so much.

I'm sorry. I'm not gonna
get tested for anything,

because I don't have anything.

Okay. So, we just
wait a while longer.

Because?

Because now I'm not
that comfortable.

Jack!

I want you to get tested.
I've been tested.

Why?
You said you only
had oral sex with Adrian.

Before me, I mean.
True.

True, you said it,
or true, that's all you did?

Why is my sex life
any of your business?

Oh.

It wouldn't hurt to get tested.
Why do you say that?

I might have come into contact
with an infection at some point.

Nothing that didn't respond
to medication.

I'm clear.
I'm good to go now.

Not that I have
any place to go.

What?

It happens.
It's a fact of life.

And by the way,
I don't know if you've heard,

but Madison broke up with me
for some guy.

I'm sure she's fine.
We used a condom.

And, you being
a would-be doctor,

you'd be using a condom,
too, right?

I'm really not gonna
talk about this with you.

Hi.

I texted you
a couple of times.

Yeah, I know.
I couldn't text you back.

Why is that?
Still busy with your survey?

No, no.
I'm not doing that anymore.

I did what you asked me to do.
I got tested.

Oh.
That's it-- "Oh"?

I would've gone with you
if I had known
you were going to do that.

I didn't want you to go with me.
I didn't want anyone
to go with me.

But getting tested can be scary.

I mean, even if you know
everything's probably fine,
it's still very emotional.

For girls maybe. I'm fine.
I'll let you know
when I hear something.

Uh, will you hear
something tomorrow?

Or the next day or whenever.

I'll talk to you later.
I just got home.

Okay. Uh, thanks, Ricky.

Thank you for doing that. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, oh, my God!
What if I have something?

This sucks.

This totally sucks.

Hey, Ashley.

I was hoping you'd call.
How was school today?

Well, I got that application
for home schooling.

Dad said it was okay.

Well, Ashley,
I don't know if it's okay.

Maybe you should just
suck it up and go to school.

You need
to be around people.

Not those people.

Well, I hated
high school, too.

But you went,
so I have to go?

I'n not saying
you have to go.

I'm just saying
do the best thing for yourself.

I really think it is
the best thing for myself and...

You did the best thing for you,
and I'm gonna do
the best thing for me.

And besides,
if I'm home schooled,

I can be at your home sometimes,
if you want.

Of course I want.

I love it
when you come here--
you and Amy and John.

But I doubt
Amy's gonna have time.

I think she and Ricky
are gonna be spending
more time together.

Yeah, I heard.

What am I supposed to say?
She has a baby with him.

And I really do think that
they care about each other,
Ashley.

Of course,
I don't know if it'll last.

No one knows that.

And that is why
I'm never gonna get married.

Maybe you will,
and maybe you won't.

But your chances
of meeting someone are better
if you go to school.

Actually, my chances
are probably better
if I go to a bar.

Funny. No bars.

All right. Well...

I am gonna get my license.

Well, you need driver's ed
if you do that.

And you know where
you can get it for free?
High school.

Mom, I'm gonna
try home school.

And if it doesn't work out--

You can drop out
and work at the furniture store.

I'm joking.
That was actually funny.

Yeah. I'm a lot funnier now
that I'm happy, Ashley.

But I miss you.

Yeah, I miss you, too, Mom.
Good night.

Good night.

Boy. I'd like a boy.

Me, too.
Could be a boy.

But a girl would be nice.
A boy or a girl.

I'm pretty sure it's gonna be
a boy or a girl, Ruben.

I know.

So, are we excited yet?

We're totally supportive
is what we are.

Oh, come on.
Get excited.

I don't want her
to have a baby.

But she's having a baby,
so...

So...I hope everything
goes well.

Get excited.
And if you're not excited,
pretend to be excited.

Maybe if you pretend
to get excited,
you'll actually be excited.

Damn it, Cindy.
Get excited.
Ruben!

I'm tired of being excited
about this baby all by myself.

It's a baby.

The baby doesn't know that
Adrian and Ben aren't married.

No, the baby will
probably be school age
before he figures that out.

Which is why those two
should get married.

Are we actually gonna argue
about this tonight?

Again tonight?

Tell us.

It's a girl.

Oh, it's a girl,
it's a girl, it's a girl!

I knew it, I knew it!

Oh!
You did, Betty.

You said it was
a girl all along.

Right?

I really wanted a girl.
And I still do.

Me, too.

Can't say I cared
either way.

As long as the baby's healthy
and she grows up happy.

How is she not
gonna grow up happy
with Ben as her daddy?

Oh, Ben, you're gonna
make a great dad.
You really are.

I'm gonna try.
I'm seriously gonna try,

but not that I could ever be
as good as my own dad.

Aw.

Well, I'm gonna let
you two talk.

I'm gonna go upstairs
and call Adrian.

Is that all right, Ben?
Sure, Betty.

I'm sure she'll love
to hear from you.
Good night.

Uh, Ben?

Uh, how's that ring?

Is it still good?

Yeah, the ring's
still very good.

Oh.

You would've been proud
of me today.

I got through the sonogram
without passing out,

and I got to see the heartbeat,
and it was amazing.

It was just amazing.

Just swoosh, swoosh, swoosh.

This tiny little heart
in this tiny human being.

This tiny girl.
It's my girl.

We're having a girl.

I can't wait to see her
when she's born, and...

I can't even imagine it--

looking at her face
for the first time.

It's gonna be something.

Um, did you want
to talk to me

about, um, Adrian
and I getting married?

Is that why Betty left?
Not necessarily.

I just wondered
where you are with that--

a day like today,
a night like tonight.

I just wanted to hear
your thoughts on where

you and Adrian
are at this point.

♪ You put your foot
through the door ♪

♪ When you can't come in ♪

♪ Empty glass, shady past ♪

♪ You'll find sometime ♪

♪ Ain't it strange
how you've changed ♪

Hey, let me in!
♪ You're his problem now ♪

Who is it?
What do you mean,
"Who is it?"

♪ You're my problem now ♪

Hi, honey. I'm home.

Well. Mmm.

Thank you.

Thank you, Ricky.

Don't worry. I'm gonna
find a place of my own.