The Real L Word (2010–2012): Season 3, Episode 9 - Perfect Day - full transcript

♪ It was just the other night ♪

♪ I don't want to think about it ♪

♪ I don't want to start a fight ♪

♪ I don't want to think about it ♪

♪ every time I take a step left right ♪

♪ yeah I think I'm gonna
sleep real good tonight ♪

♪ just think about it ♪

♪ you'll find a way to make me crazy ♪

♪ hazy ♪

♪ so hypnotized ♪

♪ think of the blue skies new eyes ♪



♪ and I will never roam again ♪

♪ and I'm back in love again ♪

♪ and I see the stars again ♪

♪ found my way back home again ♪

♪ ♪

Previously on this season
of The Real L Word...

You're gonna kill me.

And, like, get out of here for a few days.

- How long are you going?
- I don't know.

- I just booked a one-way.
- What?

Before I moved to L.A.,

I had a girlfriend that
I loved and I still love.

Amanda came back to L.A.

Apparently, her ex and her
aren't really getting along.



Hi.

♪ You said we'd keep
this pact forever ♪

♪ stick around, make it right ♪

So this tour is sort of like a trial period

to see if Somer is gonna work out.

At this point, we're feeling like

it might not be the right
fit because of all the things

that we have gone through.

It's not only disappointing
and frustrating,

but a little bit heartbreaking.

[Laughter]

I'm not. It's already done.

I think this might be a little
more than just Dinah fun.

I feel like there's something there.

I wanted to ask you if you think

you would want to, like,
just see each other?

Yeah.

We threw the bachelor towel in.

- [Chuckles]
- You're my girlfriend.

[Crying] It's not fair.

Cori went into pre-term labor,

so Charlie came way early.

She couldn't survive.

We want to still be
parents. We are parents.

But we're gonna try again.

Because of the last pregnancy,

it's easier than it used to be.

It's gonna be okay.

Promise.

Oh, my God, Kacy.

That says fucking pregnant.

I've kind of been living this secret life.

It's time to just stop.

I've been dating my ex-boyfriend Jay.

When you date a boy,
you become not a lesbian.

You become a heterosexual or a bisexual.

I don't know what the fuck I want.

I don't know if it's a guy or a girl.

That's why I'm fucking confused!

It's hard being with
somebody who's bisexual.

If the girl wants dick, that's
not something I can give her.

Camera speed. All right, rolling... action!

♪ We work hard every day ♪

I'm taking on a whole new career,

and why not try with
somebody that believes in me?

Yeah, are you?

When I met Dusty six years ago,

we started dating that day.

It was amazing.

Like, I was in love with him.

Can you stop? Come here.

I see the way you guys
interact, I don't like it,

and I don't want to be around it.

I've always been a sucker for Romi

because I've been in love with Romi.

You think someone's your best friend,

but really, you were just a fuckin' filler.

Did you ever think maybe you
fell back in love with him?

That's it.

Dusty and I have something
really strong happening

that I can't control anymore.

[Phone line ringing] Hey.

Romi and I were really close.

I truly, genuinely cared for her,

but I don't trust her.

She'll fuck your girl.

She'll fuckin' take...

fuck your man, apparently.

Sara doesn't want me around Whitney at all.

I'm a threat.

And you don't treat people like that.

Karma is a bitch.

- [Sighs]
- Baby...

- Will you marry me?
- Yes!

[Applause]

- What is that?
- What do you think it is?

- Are you kidding?
- It's not necessarily

what you envision in your head,

your parents' reaction being.

[Speaking portuguese]

I hope it's something good.

[Speaking portuguese]

[Sobs]

I never believed in gay marry.

I thought marry is for woman and a man.

The fact that we can get
legally married in Connecticut...

I kinda want to get legally married here.

It's not like gay couples
can just wake up one morning

and decide, "hey, let's go
to Vegas and get married."

It is therefore my honor to
declare that you are married.

Are we still doing our California wedding?

Yeah, like, California would
be the big, like, ceremony,

like, the celebration, the spiritual part.

We are a month out from our big main event,

the California wedding,

and we have a lot of fucking things to do.

- What are you doing?
- Don't piss me off.

- I'm over this.
- I think right now

we're going through a
bunch of anxiety and stress

and all the planning, and it's just a lot.

Well, let's deal with our
fuckin' issues together.

There's no one else in the
world I'd rather be with.

♪ 'Cause life, it runs out too soon ♪

♪ and all that I want to do ♪

♪ share the love that I have with you ♪

We have to print these.

- Print what?
- These labels.

Oh, I thought you printed them.

- I just bought these.
- Oh, you got that.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

I thought you got a stamp, babe.

That's what we talked
about... getting a stamp.

Where are you gonna stamp it on?

We talked about putting a sticker on there.

- You can't stamp... sticker.
- What kind of labels are those?

We're just gonna print
out little labels, babe.

Okay, fine. Whatever. I don't care.

If you want to go get
something, then get something.

No, I'm just saying I
don't care. It's fine.

It really doesn't matter. Fuck it.

It's two days before the wedding.

I love that we're going

into our wedding with
such harmonious energy.

We literally want to kill each other.

Times are tense. We can't get along.

I can totally see why people
get married several times.

What? No.

I also think it's weird
that you're wearing a veil,

considering in no way are you virginal.

Or am I, like, lifting it, like,

"who is this virginal
person I will be experiencing

for the first time tonight?"

You're the one that's taking

the symbolic part of it to heart.

I'm wearing it for a fashion statement.

Well, baby, I think it looks beautiful.

Oh, thanks.

[Cell phone chimes]

- Babe.
- Huh?

My dad just texted me right now.

What did he say?

He said, "is there room
for two more on Sunday?"

I guess he wants to
come. Of course he does.

The thought of my dad not coming,

it was very upsetting.

I want him there. We're just so prideful.

You know, we're cut from the same cloth.

Or I guess I'm cut from that cloth.

But, um, he's coming, and
I think it's a good thing.

I think he'd be sad if he didn't.

I'm happy.

Me too.

♪ Baby, baby, close your eyes ♪

♪ baby, baby, don't think twice ♪

♪ I want you ♪

♪ I want you ♪

Just so you know, you're
auditioning right now too.

[Laughs] I'm always auditioning.

When am I gonna make the band?

Since we fired Somer,

we've been touring as a three-piece.

And we've been playing pretty well,

but we're definitely looking
for that fourth member.

Hey! Hello... you guys.

- Aimee!
- Hey!

- Vero, this is Aimee.
- Hello.

- Hi, how are you?
- Both: Nice to meet you.

Good to see you, dude. Give me a hug.

We've brought this girl in from Toronto

that we've known for a while.

Her name is Aimee,

she's an amazing musician,

so we're about to audition her

to be the fourth member of Hunter Valentine

and take over Somer's role.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, one, two.

You can use that guitar.

This guitar is ridiculous.

I say we just try, like,
running through them

and then, whatever.

You can tell me how bad it is afterwards.

[Laughter]

[Drum sticks clacking]

[Playing rock music]

♪ ♪

Aimee... she's kick-ass.

We didn't even send her chords.

She just kind of ear-lifted everything.

She's a great musician.

♪ ♪

♪ no one knows my name ♪

♪ ♪

Pretty good.

- It was really good.
- Yeah.

- It's loud in here.
- Really good.

What else can you do? [Laughter]

I can actually do a lot of magic tricks.

- Oh, good.
- That'll be good for the road.

Yeah. You can be, like, the opening act.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette, guys.

Ah, I have a smoker buddy.

- Yay.
- Okay, goodie.

You shouldn't be, like,
being happy about this.

Wait, but smoking's bad for you.

I'm not gonna smoke right now.

- I'll be back.
- Yeah.

- See you in a bit.
- Cool.

Why can't I smoke?

Because we want to talk about...

Because we need to talk
about what just happened.

- Oh.
- She seems to be able to play

everything that you need her to play.

She can do magic tricks.

That's awesome, but before getting excited,

I just... I just hope it works out,

like, with the whole, you
know, commitment thing.

I don't want it to get to a point...

you know, I realized this with Somer,

that, like, you know, it can all be great

and fine and dandy, but
then, in the long term,

"oh, I can really tour,"

or in the long term, "oh,
I'm never gonna move."

But to me, she has a really
amazing energy about her.

She's very positive, and she's
very comfortable with herself.

[Knocks on door]

- Come in.
- So, you...

- What?
- Nothing.

You should.

- Are you drunk?
- No.

[Laughter]

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

Good job. Thanks, guys.

I have a question.
Like, a serious question.

How attached to Toronto are you?

- Cats are portable.
- Yeah.

Attachment to Toronto is different from...

if it... if it... if it's better,

then I would move.

Like, that's... the point
is that it's for the band.

I feel like aimee is the
perfect fit for Hunter Valentine.

She can play lead guitar like Jimmy Page,

she has got the swagger, and
she has touring experience,

which Somer didn't have,

and it showed in an extreme
way on this last tour.

So for the next few weeks,

we want you to wear skinny jeans.

[Laughter]

- You got the job.
- Hey-oh!

- Yes!
- You nailed it.

Just don't nail anyone in
the band, and you'll be fine.

♪ Somebody ♪

♪ somebody tells you to lie ♪

♪ forget it ♪

♪ no, nothing bad, no ♪

This is my song?

♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪

- I told you I'd write one.
- I know.

- ♪ I'm in love ♪
- baby, love it.

♪ I'm in love, I'm in
love ♪ I want to scream.

And blast it and sing it. Scream it.

♪ With you ♪

As soon as me and Kelsey
break up pretty much,

I'm in a relationship with Dusty.

When we were in the studio,

I didn't know what the hell
was gonna happen at all.

I didn't think that we were
gonna end up like this again.

I mean, it had been so long.

But there are some people
in your life that you meet,

and it just takes over
everything about you.

You can't even control it,

even if it's the wrong
time or the wrong place,

in the wrong situation.

It was just inevitable.

You can't put me and Dusty
together without us being in love.

And we have history.
It's not like we just met.

It's my song.

And just want to, like,

put my heart back into Dusty.

My mom asked me if I was gonna marry you.

What did she say?

- Yes.
- [Laughs]

And run off?

When we were together six years ago,

and he asked me, like,
drunk, "will you marry me?"

And I said, "yes," but he was too young,

and he needed to grow up,
and I needed to grow up.

I don't ever want to lose him again,

and I know that he doesn't
ever want to lose me again.

And we spent six years apart.

And we just, are so in love, it's stupid.

Let's see where mom's at. Let's tell her.

[Phone line ringing]

Hey, mom, are you there?

Yeah.

I gotta tell you something.

What?

Um, Dusty and I are getting married.

[Laughter]

Like, you're kidding, right?

No, like, we're gonna get married.

What?

We're gonna get married.

Dusty.

We... we love each other so much.

So you're, like, serious.

What... what is happening? Like, for real.

You know what I'm saying?
Marriage is for real.

- We're gonna do it.
- You guys, seriously.

This is, like, a serious thing,

and you've talked about it,

and you understand the commitment and...

- Yep.
- Oh, my God.

Okay. Bye. [Beep]

She's crazy.

♪ Can't tell if you
like boys or girls ♪

♪ boys or girls ♪

♪ boys or girls ♪

♪ I can't tell if you like ♪

Let's bring, like, a few boxes of stuff.

Trial send, I mean.

Let's bring a trial period amount of boxes.

Right now, we're in the
process of packing up

and moving half our stuff to New York

and storing half of it in the garage.

Wait, hold on. We need to bring this.

Bondage chair. Wait, we should bring it.

That was a joke present.

I'm so excited to be
moving back to New York.

It's just gonna be
incredible to kind of, like,

relearn the city, go back
to my favorite places,

and do it all with my
fabulous girlfriend Kiyomi.

We should probably, like, finish the pod

'cause the renters are gonna be like,

"ew, what is that?"

They're not gonna want to rent anymore.

They're gonna come out here and be like,

"oh, cool, I love cabanas
with poo-stained carpets."

[Laughter]

I think we need a box just for sex toys.

I know. We have some there.

It's too much of a pain to
carry them back and forth.

I'm, like, sad.

I don't even want to go anymore.

You don't want to go anymore?

It's not forever. We're gonna try it out.

I know.

I'm just, like, not that excited anymore.

I mean, I definitely put
myself out there to my ex

and was very ready, willing, and able

to not be with anyone else,

and then she ended up seeing other people,

sleeping with other people,

so I just had to break it off.

Now I'm going back to New York

'cause it's what Lauren
and I have decided to do,

but maybe it's not what I
should be doing right now.

Like, I don't want to give the
satisfaction of her thinking

that I'm going there to
be with her, you know?

So why don't you tell her you're
not going and then go anyway?

And if she se you out,

just be like, "hey, I'm visiting."

Well, that's really retarded.

[Laughter]

Why would I do that?

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ just grab a cheap
seat and settle in ♪

♪ we've got the rest of our day ♪

Hello? [Dog barking]

Querida!

Hi, Judy. Hi, Judy, hi.

Hello. Look at how cute your mom is.

[Speaking portuguese]

[Laughs]

- Hi.
- Hi.

- [Speaking portuguese]
- How are you?

Nice to see you. Hi, mom.

[Speaking portuguese]

- Hi. I love you.
- Hello.

Hi. How are you?

- Good, how are you?
- Mom, hi, I love you.

[Speaking portuguese]

Well, these are our table numbers, mom.

What do you think?

My mom hates it. She hates it.

- No, it's cute, but it's...
- Yeah, it's fine.

Are you ready for this?

Dude, my mom's gonna die.

- Let me see.
- Ooh.

That's a nice picture. Look at that, eh?

Wow, it's beautiful.

- Do you like it?
- Yeah.

We're gonna have both of them, I think.

Beautiful pictures, yeah.

- Do you want one?
- Yeah, that one.

We can print it here, mom.

You can take it home with you guys.

The last time I saw my mom,

things weren't the way
I expected them to be.

You know, she wasn't very
excited about the engagement,

and my mom is still upset

about us getting married in Connecticut,

but this, to me, is our real wedding,

and she needs to get on board with this

because it's two days away.

Like, mom, I need your support.

[Kisses] [Speaking portuguese]

Mom, can you tell me if you feel better

- about this wedding?
- Yeah, I'm feeling...

you know, still, I'm thinking.

...

Why?

I don't deserve the same
rights as men or you and dad?

Why? My love is not as good as your love?

Yeah, of course.

So then, that's sad for you to say that.

...

You want me to be happy 'cause you love me.

Yeah, I want you to be happy, Sara,

but you can be happy anyway.

Yeah, that makes me
happy, and I deserve that,

just like you and everybody else.

I'm kind of a nervous wreck.

It really doesn't help that
my mom is just not on board

wi me getting married, and it doesn't help

when she has to throw
in little remarks like,

"I know that you guys love each other,

but why do you have to get married?"

Those things really bother me

because it's like, okay, I'm
trying to be excited for this,

but you just keep breaking me down,

just little by little when
you say these little things

that, to me, don't even need to be said.

- I'm very nervous now.
- Mom, what do you mean?

I don't know. This is a big thing for me.

- Don't feel stressed.
- She's always stressed.

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

What color is the dress
you're wearing to the wedding?

Like, a dark blue, I think.

A blue?

So...

Oh, I like the one on the right.

- This one?
- I like that one.

All right.

You okay?

Yeah.

No.

What's wrong?

I need a break from trying to get pregnant,

just to have our lives not
revolve around pregnancy

and sadness and... [Sighs]

a few days after the
positive pregnancy test,

I went to the doctor to have my
pregnancy hormone levels checked,

and when he called with the results, uh,

it wasn't good.

They were really low,

and he said the chances
of the pregnancy sticking

weren't good.

Yeah, a few days later,
I got my period, so...

we're not pregnant anymore.

So what if things don't
work out with my body?

How do you feel about...

[Laughs]

you know.

I would do it for you.

Would you want to though?

'Cause if you don't want to do it,

I don't want you to do it.

We can adopt. We can, you know, we...

there... there are other ways.

I'm not giving up on... on myself just yet.

I'm not giving up on you either.

And I'm not offering.

That is not something that's
gonna come out of my mouth.

This is something that she's
wanted to do her whole life,

and if Cori wanted to be a dancer

and she broke her leg,

I wouldn't suddenly step into her recitals

and just do her dance moves for her.

Like, the girl can do it.

She's just gonna need a
little bit more help carrying,

and I'm never going to
take that away from her

until she decides

that's something that she
doesn't want to pursue anymore.

But if Cori turned to
me next week and said,

"I'm done. I want you to get pregnant,"

I would be scared.

Personally,

I have a very loose
relationship with my vagina.

We check in every so often.

I'm not really in touch with my cycle.

My period always surprises me.

And if I got pregnant,

I would have to be, like,

in a one-on-one relationship with my vagina,

and it's scary.

There's someone coming out of you.

It's just scary. But I would do it.

If she wanted me to do it, I would do it.

I've, like, gained so much weight

from eating my feelings.

I want to go back to the
gym and just focus on me

and... fix me.

We should take a break,
and you and me go somewhere,

like...

just not be on the path to pregnancy.

- You know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.

Just go and have fun and go on a zip-line

or go to the beach and go
roll around in a bikini.

That sounds good.

We could definitely use, uh...

a getaway.

We need to figure out
who we are again, right?

'Cause we are Kacy and Cori,

the couple trying to get pregnant,

to Kacy and Cori, the couple pregnant,

and now we're back to being Kacy and Cori,

the couple who's trying to get pregnant,

and I think we just need some time

to be Kacy and Cori again.

I'm just tired of being
the little, sad couple.

Me too.

So let's be the couple

who whisks away to Paris on the weekend.

That's way sexier than
the sad, little lesbians

knitting and writing at home.

[Laughs]

- Right?
- Yeah.

♪ So they say, how are things today? ♪

♪ hold on, wait up ♪

♪ where I want to be ♪

- [Sighs]
- How's it going?

What's up with my dress?

We're just gonna, um,

have, uh, Rochelle go pick up your dress.

Okay. I need to get ready.

Do you want to go get...

How extensive is you getting ready?

I'm just gonna get ready really fast.

Do you want to go get the...
the frames while I do that?

You just go down the street real quick.

It's the day before the wedding,

and we have so much to do,

but I'm really, really excited.

I feel like the inside of my body

is gonna jump out of my body,

and then there's gonna be a
little bodysuit laying there

'cause I'm like... I feel...

Ugh, that's a horrible image.

Like, you know, if I can just rip...

Just a skin suit hanging on the ground?

If I can zip myself down
and then crawl out of my body

and then run really fast
and jump really high,

and, like, go crazy and shake my head.

What the fuck has just happened?

I need, like, Xanax or something, bad.

[Cell phone chimes]

Babe, can you come here, please?

Yeah. What?

- I don't think you understand...
- What?

The text message I just got.

Romi is in Vegas right
now, getting married.

What?

To Kelsey? I don't understand.

No, to that dude.

What? Which dude? Which one?

That fuckin' Dusty guy.

I've heard that Romi is
in love with this guy.

And I just got the news
that Romi is getting married.

I'm shocked. Like, really?
You're getting married?

Why do you have to get married

the same time that we're getting married?

It's awkward. It doesn't seem right.

There's something off
about it, and it's obvious.

You literally will go to any length
or extreme to get one up on us.

You're so competitive.

Like, get over yourself.

I'm sending her a text message.

Fuck this. I am. I have to.

I need her to know that
I know she's an idiot.

That's it. I'm... like, really?

You... I just can't... I
cannot... like, just... no.

I'm so pissed. This is it.

She doesn't give a shit about the community

that she once belonged to at all.

Like, we... this is one of the
biggest gay rights movements

of our time, and she just
had to go fuckin' illustrate

how easy it is.

- Good.
- It's so annoying.

If anyone is ruining
the sanctity of marriage,

it is not gay people.

It is people like her

who go and get married on a whim

just because they can.

Send her one text, and that's it.

Be done with it. And then that's done.

Like, no more energy being
put towards it. Nothing.

Because I don't want this
day to be in any way tainted

by her shenanigans or
whatever you want to call it.

♪ I can't take any more ♪

♪ I'm losing my mind ♪

♪ losing my mind ♪

♪ foolish love pushed
me right to the edge ♪

♪ and I can't pretend ♪

♪ not any more, I can't take any more ♪

- Aw, look at this.
- Oh, it's nice.

It's perfect. Oh, my God, we made it.

Baby. Yay!

[Squeals] I'm gonna marry you.

We're in the room.

We're gonna get married.

Let's see if the bed feels good.

We're gonna get married.

I always dreamed of my
wedding being a Vegas wedding.

I was not the girl that was,
like, big white dress and...

it was never me.

And I've done that.

I got married. I had a wedding.

Now I just want to run
off, just get married,

and come back and start our lives together.

I just got a text message.

- A text?
- A text message.

From Sara Bettencourt.

Uh, she said, "good luck on your big day."

"Glad you found love.

You get to demonstrate how easy it is

for straight couples
to get married on a whim,

especially during one of the
biggest gay right movements

of our time."

She's so sweet.

What does she want you to do?

She wants me to, um, not be happy,

and she wants me to...

She wants you to do her job for her?

Yeah.

I thought her and Whitney

were leading the gay marriage movement.

That's really sweet that she
made the effort to text me today.

I mean, whatever.

She's texted me, like, three times

since that last meeting that she told me

I was an awful business person,

and now I'm awful 'cause I'm with a man.

I'm a horrible human being for loving you.

I know.

So bad. It's so bad.

- It's terrible.
- So bad.

And I think that the fact

that she went out of her effort to text me

on my wedding day,

like, that day of all days,

is just incredibly mean,

and it shows what kind of person she is.

And I think it's just really funny

that people think that
I'm supposed to be marching

to some gay movement. I'm in love.

I didn't know that it was wrong

to marry somebody that I was in love with,

and I didn't know that by marrying someone

I'm very much in love with,

I was letting down the
entire gay community.

I think it's very ignorant and judgmental.

Got the dress, got the bag.

My ex dog ate my vows.

No one ate the vows. You have the vows.

Come on. We'll be back
to tear this place up.

Got it? Roll it.

♪ And now we're going to the chapel ♪

♪ and we're gonna get married ♪

♪ oh ♪

♪ and I just can't believe ♪

♪ it's happening to me ♪

Do you want me to take Laura and Vero out,

so you can spend some time with Kiyomi?

Yeah, I kind of was thinking that.

Maybe I'll just, like, take
'em to the abbey or something,

so you can, like, get it in.

[Laughs]

Kiyomi's in town for
Whitney and Sara's wedding,

and I cannot wait to see her.

I've become pretty close
with Kiyomi's bandmates,

and they're gonna stay at our house.

I think they're awesome, and I can't wait

to spend more time with them.

- Hello.
- Hey.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Hey.

I'll say hi to somebody else first.

[Laughter]

- How are you doing?
- Good. How was your flight?

When I first met Kiyomi,

I actually really didn't like her.

I was like, "this girl's a dumb bitch."

[Laughter]

No, we've warmed up to each other a lot.

Do you think so, Kiyomi? Huh?

As much as you can warm up to an ice queen.

Yeah.

So when are you moving?

Um, well, when we come out for pride,

we're just gonna stay,

and then, um, just see
how it goes, you know?

Is that testing the waters
with your relationship as well?

No.

See if you can stay in the same city?

- Yeah, is it?
- No. It'll be fine.

I'm excited that you're moving to New York.

I think that, like, you know,

some people might look at it and be like,

"you're moving across the country,

and you guys had just started dating?"

But I don't think it's
that unreasonable of a thing

to, like, want to live in the same city

as the person that you're dating.

We don't want to listen
to you guys have sex,

so we're gonna go to the Abigail.

That's a good idea.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Don't be too loud.
- Awkward.

I missed you.

Missed you.

Let's just not be apart at all.

- Okay.
- Don't go on tour.

Like, fuck tour. Okay.

- Okay?
- You can come with me.

I've thought about it

'cause I don't want to be apart.

You've thought about coming on tour?

- Mm-hmm.
- Like, all the time?

No, I just... it, like, crossed my mind.

You're cute.

[Laughs]

There's kind of, like, an
unwritten rule in the band

where girlfriends don't come on tour.

It's that whole Yoko Ono thing.

I don't know it that's such a good idea.

♪ Ttt-tell me that you love me ♪

♪ t-t-tell me ♪

♪ and don't ask why ♪

♪ it's all I need to know ♪

♪ all I need to know ♪

♪ to feel fine ♪

♪ t-t-t-tell me that you love me ♪

♪ t-t-t-tell me ♪

♪ and don't ask why ♪

♪ it's all I need to know ♪

♪ all I need to know ♪

♪ it's all I need to know ♪

Some of our friends and
family are arriving today

to check out the venue

and see where we're gonna have the wedding.

Limoneira Ranch is basically, like,

the dream location for this wedding.

You know, it's outdoors.

There's mountains in the background.

There's orchards all around us.

It's perfect.

I will give you a hug, huh, mom?

- Aw, Soph! Soph!
- Go say hi to Whitney.

Go say hi to Whitney. Go.

- Hi, Sophia.
- Hi.

- Hi, guys.
- Where's your mom?

She's over there. Oh, look,
my mom's already crying.

[Both speaking portuguese]

This is the first time

that our family members
are actually meeting,

and my mom is still an emotional wreck,

and it's just a little frustrating

because I want my mom to
accept that I love this woman

and that I'm going to marry her.

This is my mom, Charlene.

- Hi.
- Hi, mom.

Nice to meet you. Finally, huh?

[Laughter]

- Did you meet Albert?
- Hi, dad.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

We in love with your
daughter. She's so sweet.

- I know.
- Very, very sweet.

You look like your mom, no?

We are very happy to have, uh,

Whitney in our family.

- Thank you.
- Oh, I know.

Did you meet our granddaughter?

Three of them, three.

Three. This one, Taylor, and the baby.

- Mm-hmm.
- No more babies.

No. [Laughs]

But I know that they want kids, so...

[Sighs] we'll see.

[Laughs]

I sure hope that Whitney's mom

can help make my mom

feel more comfortable with this wedding.

Her mom is very liberal.
She's really sweet.

And, you know, my mom can
see that she's doing okay,

and her daughter is also getting married,

and her daughter is also gay,

so I think she gets to
see, like, the perspective

of another person going
through the exact same thing.

It has been not easy,
these two last months.

- Uh-huh.
- Not too easy.

I know. Well, that's what I said to her.

I said, you know, "well, how..."

how's your parents taking this?"

Albert, I think he take it better than me.

This last two months has not been easy.

Yeah.

And I have to tell all my family.

That's... that's... that's... that's the...

uh, they never imagine...

Mm-hmm.

You know your daughter
is gay long time ago,

but not us.

Yeah, oh, yeah.

- She told us five years ago.
- Yeah.

Put it this way, when
Whitney was three years old,

we realized that she was going to be...

Both: Different. [Laughter]

♪ You make me feel
I'm grace under fire ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ just as everything turns wrong ♪

♪ you make me feel strong ♪

- Thank you.
- ♪ grace under fire ♪

Thank you.

The little white chapel.

The little white wedding chapel.

- Hi. Hello.
- How are you?

- How are you?
- Hi.

- I'm Romi.
- Romi, it's nice to see you.

- This is Dusty.
- Both: Dusty.

- Nice to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you too.

- So we have this.
- This is your certificate?

- Yeah.
- Oh, great.

Let's go in the chapel,
and let's get married.

- Let's get married.
- Let's.

[Peaceful music]

♪ ♪

I can't believe that this many years later,

I'm marrying that little boy that I loved.

Marrying a woman or marrying
a man, it doesn't matter.

I'm not shocked that I'm here with a man,

that's who I'm in love with.

And I love him.

I've loved him forever, so...

it's exciting.

♪ Won't you save me from the dark? ♪

♪ ♪

When you're searching for
love, you're searching.

When you're trying to
make love out of something,

like, it's too much effort. It's not right.

Things aren't gonna click.

I was searching for love with Jay,

I was searching for love with Kelsey,

and I know that goes for Whitney too.

I wanted it.

I wanted it to be it,

and it just wasn't.

When you just love somebody
and they love you back,

it just clicks.

You don't have to try for it.

With Dusty, I don't have

to try and be in love, it
takes over my whole body,

takes over my whole heart.

My, my, what a big moment.

We're gathered here today

to join you together in marriage.

This is the moment you've waited for.

Dusty.

Romi...

our lives were on pause for far too long,

and now we're gonna love each
other at 1,000 miles an hour

like spaceships from the
future, flying to Mars,

where only you and I exist

I love you more than you know,
and I know you love me the same,

so let's go ahead and do this.

I promise to love you unconditionally,

I promise to be kind to you always,

I promise to be the best
wife and best friend I can be,

to build you up and never bring you down,

to take care of you when you're sick,

and most of all, I promise to love you.

[Laughs] Wow.

[Laughs]

Words have never been said so beautifully

as the two of you have.

I really believe that
you know what love is.

So, Dusty, as you look into Romi's eyes,

will you take this beautiful
lady to be your wife,

in sickness and in health,

till death do you part?

Of course. Yes, I do.

And, romney, will you take
Dusty for your husband?

- Yes, absolutely.
- Tell him.

I will take you as my husband.

- Yeah?
- For the rest of my life.

- [Laughs]
- Lucky.

And by the power vested in
me by the state of Nevada,

I pronounce you legally married.

- Husband and wife.
- Whoo!

- [Clapping]
- Little white wedding chapel.

Kiss your beautiful bride.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- We did it.
- I love you.

- You are married!
- Thank you.

You may take your beautiful wife

and walk down the aisle with her.

- Both: Come on, baby.
- Let's go.

Grab your shoes, grab your bag. Let's go.

After you, baby.

♪ You make it real, real good ♪

♪ whatever it takes ♪

♪ I'll do what I should ♪

♪ I'm in love ♪

This is my husband.

- I'm her husband.
- That's my husband.

- You're my wife.
- Yeah.

That's what this place does.

That's what this world is for.

Husband and wives.

I love you, babe.

♪ I can see the stars
on the darkest night ♪

♪ girl you light it up,
you make the fire ignite ♪

♪ I can't stop what I'm
feeling I can't stop it ♪

Thank you so much for delivering.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you very much.

- You're welcome.
- I appreciate it.

Thank you. You have a good night.

- You as well.
- That's your dress.

I can't see it. What the fuck?

I thought you were gonna
bring that to your mom.

I am, hold on, I just
want to see something.

Dude, this whole dress
is rebuilt. It's insane.

What?

I'd better fit in here, or I'll...

I do understand I may or
may not have a dress to wear.

- This is a very complicated...
- Yeah, I'm stressed for you.

And very, very important situation.

I gotta go try it on. I'm
gonna go in my mom's room.

I'm just gonna see if it fits really quick.

So I basically have, like, 12 hours

until our ceremony,

and I don't know if my dress fits.

I'm freaking out a little bit.

It's really stressful.

This is the most terrifying moment ever.

'Cause if her dress doesn't fit,

it's going to be bad for all of us.

Like this.

Mom, this better fit
me, you guys, oh, my God.

Mom, the thing is it might have to go over

'cause of my butt.

Oh, my God, Sara, don't upset yourself.

Oh, a little pressure. Oh, yes.

- Wait, mom.
- Oh, do you have enough room?

Wait, she did something to these boobs.

She did something to the boobs, dude.

Changed it.

...

Oh, no, oh, no, oh,
no. She did something...

She did something to the boobs, dude.

- What do you mean?
- Oh, fuck.

Oh, Sara...

Shh, mom, just zip it, please.

- Okay, we can...
- Because it was big.

And she said she was gonna do something.

Okay, let's...

The whole top looks different.

- Oh, wait a minute.
- Fuck.

[Speaking portuguese]

She changed the...

she changed the whole thing on my boobs

'cause it was, like, big.

And so she said she was
gonna do something to it,

- but now...
- Sara, can you stop?

- [Sighs]
- Okay, okay.

- Okay, wait a minute.
- It's beautiful.

Dude, I'm... Okay, I'm happy.

I'm really happy. Of course.

It felt really weird, but
actually, it looks better.

- It looks good, yeah.
- Yeah.

I can finally breathe. It actually fits me!

I wish I could see the tailor right now,

so I can kiss her feet.

Thank God.

- How was it?
- Oh, my God.

- It's good?
- Oh, my God.

It's perfect?

It couldn't be more perfect.

You'll see it tomorrow, not today though.

I know.

Then we'll see you later, okay?

I literally cannot wrap
my head around the fact

that I'm going to get married tomorrow.

It's pretty scary to love someone

and to put, you know, all
your "eggs in one basket."

You know, I would always tell her,

if I could just have you
sign a contract that said

"that you're never gonna cheat on me,

you're never gonna leave me..." [Laughs]

"And that we'll always be together,

I would feel like, okay,
I can do this with you.

Like, I'll just be with you,

and not be afraid," you know?
And so when she asked me to ma...

- And it turns out you can.
- [Laughs]

It's called a marriage license.

I love you.

- Do you love me?
- Yeah.

Hell yeah.

Does that mean tomorrow

that I get to consummate my love for you?

♪ Is this real? ♪

♪ is this happening? ♪

♪ or a beautiful dream ♪

♪ I haven't woken up from? ♪

♪ nothing's ever felt this right ♪

♪ crossing the earth by your side ♪

♪ no, nothing's ever felt this way ♪

♪ before ♪

♪ and nothing's ever felt this real ♪

♪ for something I don't always feel ♪

♪ no, nothing's ever
felt this way before ♪

♪ is this real? ♪

♪ is this happening? ♪

♪ or a beautiful dream ♪

♪ I haven't woken up from? ♪

- Yay.
- [Chuckles]

Is this how I get there?

Around this tree.

- Wow, it looks beautiful.
- Where... where are people...

It is the day of the wedding.

We pull into Limoneira Ranch,

and it couldn't be a more beautiful day.

The sun is shining, the weather is perfect,

and we're actually seeing
everything coming...

- Together.
- To fruition.

Yeah.

But I've never ha... been
so nervous in my life.

I've literally never had so much anxiety

as I do at this very moment.

[Phone line rings]

Hello? [Both speaking portuguese]

Somebody.

Cool, awesome, I'm glad
you haven't left yet. Bye.

[Phone line rings]

There's a lot of traffic.

Are you guys coming straight here?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, except there's like,

less than two hours left,
and no one is here on my side

to, like, do my hair or do my makeup.

My mom's late, my maid of honor,
which is my cousin, is late.

All my friends are late.

Everyone's late, and I'm just
fuckin' sitting here by myself.

So this is the most
important day of my life,

and I'm just standing here alone.

You know, I wish that I
had my family and friends

there to... to... to
feel support from them.

Fussing over what was
happening with my sister,

everyone was there, everyone
was doing everything.

And it just goes to show,
like, the lack of importance,

I think, in my big day versus my sister's.

What's wrong? What's wrong with you?

Nothing, I have an hour and a half,

and there's nobody here,
I haven't started my hair

or my makeup, I'm just stressed.

Dude, we're gonna get it
done. Don't worry about it.

- You're gonna be good.
- We're gonna get done.

- Okay, let's go.
- Let's go.

♪ We can fly, we can fly ♪

♪ we can love, we can love ♪

♪ so much better than we do ♪

I'm like, very, highly
emotional all of a sudden, so...

Probably. Oh, my God,
I wanna cry right now.

And I... I don't really know
how to just let myself cry

'cause I don't really do that often.

I left my car right out back,

just in case you wanna change your minds.

♪ If the day froze upon... ♪

Hello.

Hi. [Speaks portuguese]

Do you have everything?

Yeah. [Speaking portuguese]

For, like, 20 minutes.

- No, really?
- Yeah. [Speaks portuguese]

- Aww.
- Yeah, she was.

- It's okay, Sara.
- We're here now, Sara.

Everybody's here now, it's all good.

Yes.

I'm very happy for Sara,

but at the same time, I'm sad too.

I really like my daughter
to have a wedding,

but with a man.

I'm sorry to say that,
but that's the truth.

I love Whitney. I wish
Whitney is a... a guy

Sara can marry.

Do I look pure?

You look good. You look beautiful.

Mwah. You look beautiful.

Yeah? Do I look pure?

Hello.

[Laughs] I love you, sweetie.

So my dad is here at the wedding,

and it is amazing.

Having both of my parents there,

you know, that's the way it should be.

And it feels complete.

All right, I'm gonna be back.

I have to go collect my
thoughts really quick.

I can't believe I'm
actually here right now.

Like, I'm getting married in...

Well, I would like to
tell you how many minutes,

but I don't know when Sara's

gonna actually be done getting ready.

So, uh, whenever that happens,

I will be getting
married, and that is crazy.

But exciting.

♪ When I wake, my eyes are closed ♪

[Reading to self]

♪ as I take another breath ♪

♪ ♪

[Guests chattering]

- Can I draw a heart around it?
- Sure.

I'm going to do that on top.

♪ I try, I fail, just move on through ♪

♪ and waiting is all that you can do ♪

[Groans, laughs]

My leg is just chillin'.

Sara, you look so beautiful.

I love you. Thank you.

♪ Dream, dream ♪

- Hey.
- You're wearing a dress.

- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

Oh, my God, I am. [Laughs]

Does this remind you of our wedding day?

I don't remember our
wedding day, I was wasted.

- Cheers to a great night.
- All right.

Yay.

This is my first lesbian wedding.

- Mine too.
- Hey-oh!

♪ ♪

- It's okay. Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay, so just hop on up there,

and you can sit wherever
you are comfortable.

Okay.

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, I wanna hide.

Oh, my God, oh, my... I'm gonna puke.

I'm gonna puke, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Sara, Sara.

This is your day, okay, baby?

Oh, my God.

We're headed towards the place

where we're actually going to get married,

and I am a ball of nerves.

I'm scared. It's like, oh, my God.

This is, like, the beginning
of the rest of my life,

and I'm hoping and praying in my head

that this commitment that I'm making

is going to be perfect,

and that it's just... it's gonna work.

[Playing in your arms]

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, this is...

[Cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Who presents this woman to be wed today?

I do, and her father does.

♪ ♪

♪ hush, now ♪

♪ let's go quiet to the park ♪

♪ where it first started ♪

♪ cool night ♪ [Cheers and applause]

♪ Us lying in the dark ♪

♪ I felt my heart ♪

♪ was trying to find ♪

♪ a place for you to stay ♪

♪ a place where I'd feel safe ♪

I'm standing up in front of everyone,

and Sara just walks out, and it's...

Whew.

Breathtaking.

♪ In the dark we'll lay ♪

♪ in your arms ♪

♪ in your arms I'll stay ♪

It's just, like, seeing this person

that you've been through
so much with, you know.

And like, it's just... she's beautiful.

Like, it's just all perfect.

It's amazing.

♪ In your arms I'll stay ♪

I would like to take this opportunity

on behalf of Sara and Whitney

to welcome you here,
this beautiful afternoon,

on this God-given day,

when they have chosen to
join their lives together.

So if you'll take left hand to left hand.

Love begins in one heart,
and it is met in another.

So as you speak these words, remember

that they must go from your heart

to your heart

and return again. Whitney.

Sara, in front of you,

and in front of all of these
people that we hold dearest,

I promise you this.

I promise to start each day

looking into your eyes

with the same gratitude and
appreciation as I have now.

I promise to make our marriage

something of evolution and adventure,

so together, we can both grow

and experience the world
to its fullest potential.

I promise to hold you in stressful times

and in times of joy,

even when both of our fiery
personalities tell us otherwise.

Last but not least,

I promise to get the best
rocking chairs known to man

so that when we're 80,

or when you're slightly younger than 80...

[Laughter]

We can watch the sunset together

and smile back at this day.

I love you.

- I love you.
- Guests: Aww!

Whitney...

[Sighs] my heart's racing.

- [Laughs] Just read it.
- It's okay, it's okay.

Okay... [Clears throat]

Whitney, I love you.

You are my best friend and my soul mate.

I promise to always respect you,

to encourage and laugh with you,

to wake up every morning as we do now,

and express how grateful I
am to be in your presence,

and to smother you almost to the point

that you can't breathe.

[Laughter]

I promise to try and let
you leave my side at times,

even if just a day can seem unbearable.

I will help you with the laundry

and be mindful to separate colors.

I even promise to learn
to fold the bottom sheet.

[Laughter]

I love you so much.

But most of all, I promise
to be honest and loyal to you.

As your friend, family,
and other half, I love you.

- I love you.
- Can I not kiss you yet?

I love you.

Take each other's hands.

Whitney, will you take
Sara's rings, please,

and place it on her left ring finger?

With this ring,

I take you to be my beloved wife.

I will love you and honor
you, cherish and respect you

from this day forward.

With these rings,

I take you to be my beloved wife.

I will love you and honor you,

cherish and respect you
from this day forward.

Both: [Laugh]

The harder they go on,
the harder they come off.

Just remember that. [Laughter]

Okay?

It is with great pride and profound honor

that I do now pronounce you

a loving, long-term,
committed, married couple.

[Cheers and applause]

Would you like to kiss her now? Okay.

[Cheers and applause]

♪ I will always love you ♪

♪ I will be true ♪

Whitney and Sara

on their very first
walk as a married couple.

♪ I am begging you to want me ♪

♪ forget everything I said about ♪

- Hey!
- Hey!

[Cheers and applause]

It feels great to be married.

I can't wait to, like, get
home and settle into it.

And I'll tell you, if we can make it

through what we've made
it through in the past...

we can make it through anything.

Uh, we can make it through
absolutely anything.

- So you're not going nowhere.
- That's true.

'Cause I will die, literally.

Don't die 'cause then I'll be sad.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

[Sweetwater and the satisfaction's

[love more than anything]

♪ Oh ♪

♪ ♪

♪ love more than anything ♪

Come join us.

♪ 3:00 A.M. ♪

♪ driving home alone ♪

♪ ♪

♪ few more hours ♪

♪ tn you will be gone ♪

Whitney and Sara are just starting out

in their journey together,

and it's very interesting to
see how far you and I have come.

♪ ♪

We are much stronger

than the two of us ever
thought we would be.

We prove that marriage is a commitment,

and in good times and
bad, definitely rings true.

I married my very best friend,

and I'm grateful for it everyday.

♪ I can't wait to see you again ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I want your love, I want... ♪

I think that Whitney and Sara

found their soul mate,

and I wish them both the
best ever. I really do.

[Laughter]

Sometimes you're really lucky,

and you have somebody out in the world

that was, like, meant to be with you.

And for me, Dusty is the one.

He makes me happy.

People change.

People grow. That's life.

I'm not gonna be the same
person I was last year.

And I'm not gonna be the
same person I am now next year

or the year after that
or the year after that.

I'm gonna keep evolving and changing

and figuring out who I am and what I want.

I'm not living for everybody else.

I'm living for myself.

♪ Building together ♪

♪ something that's real ♪

♪ something that's better ♪

Here. Come here, girl.

♪ I can't wait to see you again ♪

You're welcome.

♪ I want your love, I want your love ♪

♪ more than anything ♪

You know, I definitely see

a big future for Lauren and I.

What about you?

I hope you don't
contradict what I just said.

[Chuckles]

Um, no, I think that we were both

very into each other and
hopeful for the future,

and I really think that we're
gonna be together a long time.

I do.

Wait, but I'm going to use my fingers.

- Oh, my God.
- Baby, no, that's good.

Look.

I've really, honestly, never
loved someone like this.

I just cheri her so much,
and I want the best for her,

and I just hope that we can
always make each other happy,

and I'm honestly... I'm so grateful

I really did find my soul mate.

[Crowd cheering]

I see some buns going in some ovens.

Who doesn't want a bunch

of little Saras and
Whitneys running around?

Hey!

Our relationship has been so much work.

This wedding has been so much work,

and I think this is the first time

that I can, like... [Exhales]

like, just breathe and just see her,

and just... She looks perfect.

♪ I want your love ♪

♪ more than anything ♪

♪ and even though ♪

♪ maybe you don't know me so well ♪

♪ but you managed to
change everything ♪

♪ I can't wait to see you again ♪

♪ I want your, I want your love ♪

♪ more than anything ♪