The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (2020–…): Season 3, Episode 11 - The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - full transcript

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Previously, on
"The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...

We're calling to invite you to...

San Diego!

Can you guys tell me
about this trip

that I'm clearly
not in the know of?

I don't know if I even wanna
go at all.

- I am done. I've done my job today...
- I'm trying to navigate the situation.

...and my thanks to everyone
for being here. Goodbye.

Oh, my God. It's beautiful.

Welcome to my room.

Let's do this.



- Are you serious, Jen?
- I am serious.

It's just like a bad joke
that didn't land.

Don't you ever ****ing expect me
to have your ****ing back, girl.

Don't!

I don't know, Heather.
You've told me

that if Jen ever gave you
an ultimatum,

you would not be friends
with her no more.

You've shown up for me for 60%,

and then you sh** on me
and my family.

Go find yourself
another Heather Gay. I'm out.

*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY*
Season 03 Episode 11

Episode Title:
"High Stakes and Friendship Breaks"

Aired on:
December 14, 2022.

- What kind of eggs are they?
- I don't know.



Cage-free? Range-free?

Whatever
was in the refrigerator.

- I'm ready for today.
- Beach day.

Beach day. Are we going
to Mission Beach, you think?

Oh, I don't know.

Did you work out this morning?

This is my workout.

You did get
a little jaw workout.

You're coming at me today?

I don't deserve that.
I'm your friend.

When did I come at you today?

Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?!
Stop ****ing lying.

The bottom line is we have all
dealt with this for a long time,

and it was pre-trial, too.
It's not anything new.

What happened to me
on the boat was ridiculous.

Like, I was really upset
about that.

There's no reason to come at me

because I'm not treating you badly.

I don't wanna be pushed.
I don't wanna be yelled at.

Is she my friend?
Yeah, but that's not acceptable.

I don't treat my friends
like that.

I don't wanna be treated
like that.

Last night was just more
of the same,

and I'm sick of it.

I am there for Jen all the time.

You're the only one that
reached out to me after Vegas.

Well, my heart broke.

I don't wanna be in the middle
by any means, Jen,

but I definitely really wanna be
a good friend to you,

and I really wanna be
a good friend to Meredith.

And part of that means
brokering peace

in some way, shape, or form.

Where can we go with Jen
with you?

If she makes an honest apology
for you and Brooks,

- would you want to move forward?
- Well, that doesn't do...

And I want you to.

At the end of the day,
I have a clear conscience.

I've been a good friend to Jen,
and it's not reciprocated.

"No one's trying to say, like,
we're... we're turning...

We're turning our back on you, Jen.

We're just telling you the way
that you're treating us hurts."

- Mm-hmm.
- And she won't hear it.

But it's unacceptable,
what she keeps doing.

She doesn't even remember
pushing you.

She doesn't even remember
what happened.

- Did you notice that last night?
- Well, then that's a problem.

- Yeah.
- That's a problem,

because much like Heather
doesn't even remember

- we were in a fight.
- Yeah.

Well, I know when we were
in the hot tub last,

you were talking about taking
a friend break from her.

How is that going with you guys?

If, at a very basic level,

if Heather can't validate
my feelings and hear me,

then I probably have to take
a friendship break.

Honestly, I-I don't know
if she even is aware.

- I get so confused by... yeah.
- She doesn't even notice

you're... you're absent
in her life?

- I feel like she pushes you.
- She hasn't even noticed.

It's just really frustrating
where Heather and I are at,

because we were just
in a neutral space,

but the moment she got put
on blast by Jen,

she just tried to pull me
into it.

I show up at the choir audition.
Angie's there.

My feelings were hurt.

I didn't know that she was
gonna show up with Whitney.

- I had no idea.
- You invited us.

My hope of rekindling
our friendship is diminishing

because I don't like
this behavior.

You guys,
I'm gonna go grab a Kit Kat

and get ready for the day.

- Good morning.
- How are you?

sh** ty.

- Heather, I got you.
- Oh, coffee.

Cheers, right?

You know,
you're surprisingly good

- at the executive assistant role.
- You wanna give me a job?

- Are you getting dressed?
- Yeah, I wanna go get dressed.

All right.
See you in a little bit.

Oh, good, there's some bacon
left over. Bacon and berries.

I know, I stole some
of the berries, too.

What are you doin'?

I'm just trying to wake up.

Where am I? What day is it?
What happened?

Who are my friends?
Who are my enemies?

Last night, it felt very clear
that Jen was saying,

"Pick me or pick Angie H.,"

and I'm hoping that
after a good night's sleep,

she's gonna wake up
with a clear perspective.

My loyalty for Jen throughout
all of these circumstances

should give me a free pass.
Like, I have earned that.

What did you think
of dinner last night?

I thought it was horrible,
you know?

Hello.

- Hi.
- Good morning.

Good morning. You look pretty.

- It was a bad night.
- I'm sorry.

It's been a bad weekend.

This is my take.

You and Jen are not
in a good spot, I felt like.

I feel like there's a lot
of flip-flopping,

and I was trying to bring
that up last night.

- There's a lot of lies.
- I mean, I could tell

that everyone was, like,
trying to point out

that Jen has been talking...
mad sh** on me behind my back

- and, like...
- It's not mad sh** It's not.

It was about feelings. There's
a difference. It's not like...

Well, then why was everybody
calling her a flip-flopper?

Because she's flip-flopping
on her feelings.

Like, I don't think she was
honest with you about 'em.

I wasn't trying to
disrespect you at all.

I was just trying to have fun,
and I-I'm sorry.

I didn't know that you would
take it like that, so I'm sorry.

I know. I mean, you know
I'm sensitive, and I think

that's one of the things
that you like about me,

is that you know
I'm a good person,

but I do get my feelings hurt,
and I hate that

that conversation even came out
in front of other people.

And I felt bad. I have a lot
of love and respect

for you and your family.

And even after the sh** ty day
we had last night,

I was still there for you,
and you still acknowledged

that you knew that I have
always been there for you.

The only person I know
where they are is...

Is Angie Katsanevas.

Just knowing and having you
acknowledge my loyalty

and my friendship
is important to me.

Well, I hope you know that
that's because

I truly love and care about you.

- Those shoes are not mine.
- Are they yours?

- They're not mine.
- Great!

I love you, too.

Jen has a pattern. She wants to
take back everything she does

and then expects you
to move forward like nothing.

But I look at Jen
totally different now.

I just wanna press
a "restart" button.

- Oh, I'm sorry. I love you.
- We're gonna have a fun day.

- Okay. You ready? Okay.
- We're gonna have some fun.

Okay. You look great, too,
by the way. You're so subdued.

It's important to me
to be a good friend,

but I think that we have very
toxic relationships with Jen,

all of us.

Come on, come on, come on.
You wanna go...

Let her... Let her go!

- Where's my ****ing purse?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, no.

- No, sit here.
- No, Jen.

Don't hit me.

Shut the **** up about Mary!

- You're disgusting!
- Get out of my face.

- You're disgusting!
- Move...

I don't want to have
to abandon her

at, like, one of maybe
the lowest times of her life.

I love Jen, but the stakes
keep getting raised.

What before I just thought of
was Jen Shah behavior,

highs and lows, now seems to be
a lot more destructive,

and I feel like
Lisa and I get the brunt

of Jen's anger and frustration
more than anybody else.

I didn't wanna come on the trip.
It's been weird with Whitney.

She's not...
We have not spoken at all.

She's my go-to girl, you know,

and I haven't been able
to hang out with her.

I haven't, like, seen her.

She's going skiing
with you and Jen.

She's inviting you guys
over to hot tub.

Like, give me
a little bit of grace.

I'm trying hard to love you
and be your friend.

How do you wanna
handle it today?

- What are you hoping for today?
- Today I wanna do...

I wanna go knock on Jen's door
and sit down and say,

"Last night was really rough,
and I love you,

but we are
in a very toxic relationship.

It's fueled by really fun times
with a lot of alcohol,

and it's followed up
with really, really sad times

with a lot of tears,
a lot of feelings,

and a lot of anger
and violence."

That sounds honest.

"And everyone keeps saying
to me, you're not hearing me,

you're making too light of this,

you're not getting deep into
the feelings, and guess what?

If I did, I don't know
that we'd stay friends."

Coming up...

You flip-flop, Heather, because
when you sat in my house...

Figure it out, Jen.

No, you figure it out
because you flip-flop so much,

you should be wearing
some flip-flops.

Hey, ladies.

What's up, Ange?

Hi.

Somebody's in my color
this morning.

Here's your little beach bag.

I love the bright colors.

I'm excited for a beach day.

You know, this is definitely
not Turks and "Queso."

Um, I said "Queso." Oh, my gosh.

This is not like Turks
and "Ques-kos."

You know, I was hoping

for, like, Turks and Caicos
with, like, white sand beaches,

but it's better than
the frigid cold.

Don't use that.

You guys, we gotta go, though.
Is everyone ready?

- Let's go.
- Let's do it.

Love it.

Thank you.

Everyone else has flats on.

You're wearing the wrong shoes,
but so is Meredith.

Oh, yeah.

Welcome!

- Hi, ladies!
- How are you?

- I'm Danna.
- Hi. I'm John.

- John.
- Hi!

I'm Kristen.
So nice to meet you.

Welcome to Beach Genie setups.

We have a beach day picnic
set up for you.

And we'll also
get some games set up.

Last night, it was a lot,
so today's a new day,

and I'm super excited for
the activities I have planned.

Beach games? Really?

We're gonna get riled up.
We're gonna get motivated.

We're gonna conquer the world.

Like, that's the only stuff
I'm trying to do.

Can't we just relax on the beach
and have a margarita?

We're gonna see who becomes
the queen of the beach today.

- Oh, yes!
- And the way

we're gonna figure that out
is through sand castle wars.

- Individual castles or teams?
- Teams.

- Okay, I'm a team captain.
- Two teams. Done.

- Who's the other team captain?
- Whitney!

- Oh, my God.
- I also would love

the opportunity to go up
against Whitney if... if given.

Bring it, bitch.

We're gonna win this, you guys.

It's creativity,
thinking outside the box, 'kay?

It's not... it's not gonna...
You don't wanna... okay.

We don't wanna do anything
too elaborate.

We wanna do execution.
Simple executing.

Keep It Simple, Stupid.

Although things are not great

between me, Jen, and Angie K.
Right now,

it took me about two seconds

to determine who I wanted
on my team.

I think they're scrappy
and competitive,

and clearly cutthroat.

I think they're strategizing
over there.

What is something
creative and cool

that's relevant to this trip
that we could build?

Oh, my God.

You're the hostesses.
That's why I picked you.

- Aloha. Um, titties.
- Also Greek.

- Some kind of like, also cool.
- Should we...

We could do a giant evil eye.
We could...

I'm ready.

Welcome to the winning team.

That's right.

All right, ladies.
Are we ready for this?

- I know, you're ready.
- Yeah, we're ready.

Your five minutes starts...
right... now!

We're digging up shapes.

Okay, is this the wall?

Yeah, you just keep
following the pattern.

- Can I pour? Can I pour?
- Hold on. I'll be right back.

Grab some of those shells
for decoration.

Great.

I don't think you guys
are gonna win.

Fill them up, fill them up.

Let's also smooth the edges
for presentation.

Look at our fortress.
We even have a VIP entrance fee.

Oh, I love that.

Lashes, lashes.
But make 'em go out like

lashes would normally go out.
Not sh** ty lashes. Good lashes.

All right, five seconds!

Four... three...

two... one!

All right, that's all the time
you have!

- Aah!
- No breaking their castle!

Whoo!

What the ****, ladies?

So we automatically win, then.

We'll look
at the instant replay.

No!

No breaking their castle!

And now you're gonna do
a gunny sack race,

and you're gonna hop
from one side,

around the cone, and back.

On your mark, get set, go!

Wait! You cheated! You cheated!

- Go, Heather!
- Go, Danna! Yeah!

Go, Lisa!

Team yellow! Go, Lisa! Go, Whit!

- Yeah!
- Aah!

Aah!

What a cheater.

I wonder what else
she's cheating.

Just kidding.
I'm just kidding.

Whoo! Yes!

We're gonna get ready
for one more game.

- No, we're good.
- It's bubble soccer.

Okay, babe, that's your armor.

Ladies, are we ready?
We're ready.

First team to get it
in either goal will win.

On your mark, set, go!

Aah!

Oh, ****!

- Sorry!
- Come on! Get it in!

Go! Get it, get it, get it!

Get it, girl! Yeah!

The winning team...

is... the...

yellow team!

Blue team, you came in second.

Yay, yellow!

- Yay, yellow!
- We are amazing!

I'm upset that we lost.
I feel like

the criteria for what we were
gonna be judged on was... loose.

I went with a creative route,

and they were clearly going
for impact.

I wanted to win.

What's... what's your impression
of a girls' trip?

Day one, I called Shawn.
I'm like, "Oh, my God.

I cannot wait to get home."

I know. I was like,
"Book me the next flight home."

- I told my husband that.
- That's how I felt on day one.

Like, everyone gets upset,
but then the next morning,

- everyone's fine.
- Fine.

Well, you were holding hands
with her on the Sprinter van.

I thought, and I missed
the whole convo.

No, no, she came
to my room today.

That's why I announced it
when we sat down.

I just want you guys to know
that your hostesses

have reconnected, and we had
a really nice talk this morning.

So thanks for coming to my room
and being my bitch.

I mean, yesterday, I told them.
I said, "I don't even know

if I can be friends with her
anymore."

That's how I'm feeling
right now.

Yeah. I've been there.

What did she say?

You know what?
She felt really bad.

I mean, she views me as family.

I don't think she really
realized how uncomfortable

it was gonna make everybody.

Do you feel like she felt like
you checked her,

and she was not expecting that?

Yeah.

I don't know why there's so much
conflict with us,

but I know I don't want there
to be conflict.

And so with Jen and Lisa,

I want this to be discussed
and resolved

so that we can all move forward
as friends.

Okay, girls, let's get ready
to go surfing!

I am not up for it, babe.
I'm gonna sit this one out.

Well, I'm not gonna be great
at surfing,

- but I'll sit on the board.
- Okay, you're coming.

- Are you talking to me?
- Yeah, are you surfing?

I'm gonna go eat
a cheeseburger.

No.

Yes, let's go. I'm starving.

Danna, you're making me do this.

Yeah, we're gonna go.
Come on, ladies. Let's go.

I guess I'm going surfing.

Honestly, I don't know how
I got roped into this.

This was not on my bucket list
in this lifetime.

Hello!

We're ready.

I just wanna go
on one girls' trip

where I actually
do something fun.

Is it too cold
to go without a suit?

I'll wear your San Diego's Surf
shirt, though.

Okay.

I would take these waves
and the sunshine.

I would take drowning
in this ocean

over going to lunch with Jen,
Heather, and Lisa right now.

So you're gonna follow me.
All right? Ready?

So we're gonna get
our hands flat.

And we're gonna arch our back.

Gonna slide up, just push
through, right in the middle.

Lift up.

- Nice. That was great. Great.
- All right, ladies, you ready?

- Yes. Let's go.
- All right.

Whoo!

Aah!

No, no, no, honey. No.

Oh!

Danna!

- Whoo-hoo!
- What have you gotten me into?!

Hi there.

Three. Thank you.

Beach side.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

Okay.

Hi, ladies. Can I start you guys
with any appetizers or anything?

I would love
the lobster and shrimp ravioli.

Okay.

Crab-stuffed mushrooms
sounded good to me.

- Yeah, sure.
- Shrimp Diablo.

I'm allergic,
but you guys enjoy it.

Are you allergic to shellfish
for real?

- Yeah. Like, I'll die.
- You got it.

I'm dreading having
this conversation with Jen,

and now we're adding
allergic reaction

as a possible hazard?

Oh. Thank you.

I'm already responsible for
the Chris Harrington web page,

and now I'm gonna be responsible
for a trip to the ER.

Are these meatballs?

Oh.

What are these?

- Oh, great. Okay. Well...
- Do you have any bread?

- I'll eat some bread.
- Yeah.

- I have to say, like, today...
- Yeah.

- ...was a great, fun day.
- I think we all had fun.

- Yesterday was, like...
- Horrible.

Really hard for you, for you,

for a lot of...
You know what I mean?

Yeah.

How did you feel
when you woke up?

Un-Unsure of what was going on.

Yesterday was rough for me
because I think, like,

it started off so rough,

then, like, on the boat
I was even more uncomfortable,

because I thought you and I
were fine, and then I'm like...

And you and I are fine,
and I'm sorry, because

I think I was bugged with you,
Lisa, because

obviously I'm not a mean person.

I'm not gonna just go throw
champagne on someone.

I was trying to lighten it up.
I just felt like

you didn't even give me
the chance to, like,

I don't know.
We didn't talk about it.

- Whatever.
- Yeah.

So I'm sorry if I was mean
to you

because you were, like,
over with Angie.

You know, Jen,
it's hard for me because

I'm gonna be super honest
with you.

I'm sensitive when
it comes to you.

You're my friend,
and I care about you.

I literally will, like,
temper myself in things,

and, like, want to, like,
make you feel good.

I know you're going
through a lot,

but sometimes it's hard because,
like, yesterday, I was like,

"Jen, are you my friend?
Say you're my friend,"

and you wouldn't even say it."

Of course.
Okay, well, I was mad at Angie.

- I need to hear it.
- I was mad at Angie. I'm sorry.

- And I was the brunt of it.
- We need to talk about

everything that went down yesterday,

especially what went down
with us at dinner.

'Cause the last thing that
we really ended it

is you gave me an ultimatum.

Do you think our relationship
is toxic?

Do you think our relationship
is toxic?

Yes, because you know what?

We... we hashed this out
at my house,

and I told you, "Are you okay
with what Angie did?

And are you gonna continue
to be friends?"

And are you unclear on me
being okay with what she did?

Are you unclear on that?
Do you think that I think...

I feel like you flip-flop all
the time. That's the problem.

Flip-flop?
How have I flip-flopped?

You're being... you're still
friends with her.

You didn't hold her accountable.

I thought we resolved that.
I thought you understood.

Can I... Wait. Can I...
Can I just say something?

And I was... So I said this is
bigger than all of us,

and I-I have you to humor
to deflect it,

- that you understood.
- You know what?

Let's remove them from
the situation. That was hurtful.

And you forgave me,
and we were good.

We were good when I left
your couch that day.

Yes, we were.

Chris Harrington started
an Instagram page

I feel like when it comes
to Angie,

you need to also be a little bit
more aware of what's going on.

I do. I absolutely do, obviously.

- There's so much...
- So how do you think I feel,

knowing, like, two days later
that you're at a hot tub

at Whitney's house
to talk sh** on me? What...

I didn't, Heather!

But I felt better
when I walked in,

and Heather was, like,
not in charge

'cause I was like,
if Heather's in charge.

This is not a real thing.

She'll show up and be like,
"Oh, my gosh.

Jen's had more to drink
than I've ever seen,"

and I'm like, bitch,
what are you even talking...

'Cause Heather has always
made me feel like,

"Jen, you need as many friends
as you can get,

so just roll with it."

With you, it's ride-or-die,
or you're dead to me.

No, that's... that's...
That's not true.

I think the bottom line is
I wanna be around you and you

and not have to worry about
what the ****

is gonna happen today.

Like, Jen, my world has been
rocked for, like,

the last 24 hours.

I don't even know what
this is about.

No, it's not, you know why?

When it's about the cycle of
one day I'm... I'm throwing shoes

over the yacht with you
and laughing

and... and feeling like
the sun's shining,

but the sun doesn't shine on
the same dog's ass every day,

and it could have been my shoes

if things had gone
a different way.

And that is terrifying
and toxic.

- And I don't want...
- I am not terrifying and toxic,

and what we're gonna stop
doing because...

Our relationship...
Our relationship is.

Because you wanna know
why it is?

- Because of you flip-flop.
- Because of me?

- You flip-flop, Heather.
- I flip-flop.

So if I behave correctly,
you'd treat me better?

No, no, because your actions
don't align

with what you verbally tell me.

Because when you sat
in my house...

- Figure it out, Jen.
- No, you figure it out,

because you flip-flop so much,

you should be wearing
some flip-flops.

I can see her wheels turning.

Lisa and I are holding Jen accountable,

and I can see on her face

that she does not like
what she's hearing,

and she does not wanna hear
any more.

I love you and I care about you,
but when I came to San Diego...

- Just, like, no...
- Listen, listen.

When I came and saw it go
from co-host

to champagne in the face,

but then it escalated,
escalated, escalated,

and it came at Lisa,
and then to have it circle back

and be all about, like,
me and an ultimatum

that I have to choose
between you...

I never gave you an ultimatum
because of you.

I have to pick
between you and Angie?

Let me finish, please.
I almost committed suicide.

I tried to, okay?

Because your friend is heartless

and decided to drag me
and my entire family.

Okay, okay.

Because Omar and Sharrieff
weren't gonna have a mom.

Sh-Sharrieff wasn't gonna have
a wife.

I have always felt like
I'm a pretty strong person.

it came on a day when there was
just a lot of negativity

dealing with the trial,

and I got to the point

that day where I was done.

I locked myself in the bathroom,

and Coach was so scared,
he had to kick the door down

because he didn't know
what I was gonna do.

And Coach had to take me
to the hospital.

I was there
for two and a half days.

You guys have no ****ing idea.
You have no idea.

The bullying is not okay.

I don't think it's okay,
and I love you, and I have...

I have been ride-or-die for you.
It's not about that.

- It's about our dynamic.
- Do you know how hard it was

- for me to even talk to you?
- Listen to me.

Because I do love and care.
You hurt my ****ing feelings.

I get it, and you need
to recognize the cycle.

Oh, I need to recognize
the cycle?

- And let's...
- You all have cycles.

It's my ****ing fault?

The conversation's over.
I mean, the bottom line is

Jen just dropped something
so heavy,

Bob the Builder
couldn't even move it.

I'm not gonna,
like, pile on a friend.

- Heather, I...
- But I feel like she's

once again upping the ante.

So heavy, federal indictment, suicide.

You're validated
in your feelings.

I hope you know that, like...

- Let's... Let's stop making it...
- We're gonna back each other

- and h... Yeah. Yeah.
- ...about our issues...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...which we can work through

- slowly but surely.
- Yeah.

Let's be an united front
in supporting our friend.

- Mm-hmm.
- But also recognizing

her toxic behavior

and being able to vent
to each other about it.

Listen, Jen, I had no idea.

I had no idea.
I learned new stuff today.

Like, you know, about why
you went to the hospital.

Nobody wants you
to feel that way.

- I am done.
- Okay, okay, we know, Jen.

Please, please.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- I'm your friend.

I'm your friend.
That's all I want you to...

What the ****
do I have to say?

When I finally kill myself,
everybody will be like,

"Oh, she was telling the truth"?

- That was fun.
- It was so fun.

I didn't wanna leave, either.

I'm like, this is so nice,
the sun.

It just makes you, like,
take a step back

and appreciate life.

Well, sometimes we have to be
on a vacation

or be in a quiet place
to do that, right?

But I don't think it was quiet

until I got
with the four of you.

That's true.

It did get quieter, didn't it?

You know, I was gonna share
something with you.

I was sitting by Heather
on the beach,

and she was very open.

I'm hoping you'll be able
to talk to her.

Heather is my very, very good
friend, and I love her.

Yeah. I know.

We have an awkward situation
right now.

I really only see two pathways

for Heather and I to get back
to the way things were.

It's either I just let it go
and sweep it under the rug,

or Heather's gonna have
to realize that she hurt me.

Thank you.

And she's gonna have
to take accountability

and hear me out.

Apparently,
I don't know how to open a door.

You've got it open.

Thank you very much
for your assistance.

Home, sweet home.

- I'm starving.
- I am, too.

- We worked hard.
- We did.

A lot of physical labor today.

Do we have any bottled water
or sink?

I gotta make some coffee. We...

Babe, we don't drink water.
We drink wine.

Hey, why don't you try and make
coffee with the wine

- and see what happens?
- Oh, sh**

I am really excited to see

everyone's Marilyn-inspired
looks tonight.

But don't worry.
Just do your makeup,

'cause I got your hair covered.

From a young age, I have been
obsessed with Marilyn Monroe,

and everyone knows
that I love a theme party

and a dress-up party.

You know, you're working it.
Look at your vibe. I got it.

I have, um, some wigs for you
to choose from

that I grabbed last minute.

Maybe we'll finally
say how we feel

if we don't recognize
each other.

It better not be a cheap wig,
because I don't choose

- to look that way.
- Oh, they're cheap wigs.

Jen and I have a very
complicated relationship,

because that's kind of
what friendship is.

Come here.
I wanna give you a hug.

You've been through a lot.

I went into the lunch wanting
to, like, criticize her,

and now I just wanna, like,
support her

and let her know she's loved.

- Are we turning up tonight?
- I don't know what I'm doing.

Isn't it Marilyn Monroe?

Oh, my God.

You guys,
tonight's Marilyn Monroe.

Hope is not lost.
We're distraught,

but we are not broken.

We're gonna buck up.
We're gonna get some glam.

We're gonna get some water,
and we're going to rally

just like Marilyn Monroe
would expect us to do.

All right, you guys,
we gotta get ready. Come on.

Thank you, Amber.

- Come on, emotionally...
- Disabled?

- Disabled.
- Distraught.

Right through here.

Coming up...

- ...talk over you?
- You're ****ing still doing it

- right now, Heather!
- Well, then speak

- and say what you wanna say!
- I have!

All righty, ladies!
I have some wigs to deliver.

Hey, Danna. It's Whit.

- Hi, Whit!
- Hi!

- Okay.
- Okay, you get the whole box

- to choose from.
- Okay.

They're all horrible, and...
But we're all wearing 'em.

I think this one
with my skin tone.

Yep.

- Ooh!
- She is ready for you.

- This is all for fun.
- I look like George Washington.

♪ Happy birthday,
Mr. President ♪

- Jen, can I come in?
- Yes, come in.

- Oh, hello.
- Oh, well, I was here

to bring you a wig,

but it looks like you are
already taken care of.

You told me to be Marilyn, bitch,

and I'm about to be Marilyn.

You look amazing.

Get over here, sexy Marilyn.

The wig turned out
to be amazing.

Yeah, it looks great.
Thank you so much.

Only for you.

Aah!

Lisa Barlow in a costume!

I see a lot of blonde heads.

I'm sorry, but I didn't know
we were all gonna be

in the same outfit.

Oh, my...

Everyone looks amazing.
Thank you.

- Oh!
- Thank you for...

I feel like I'm looking
in the mirror.

Uh-oh!

You actually look
really beautiful.

Who's the real Marilyn?
Look at all of us.

Oh, we gotta go.

- Go, go!
- Come on, ladies. Let's go.

Oh, goodness.
I hope it's a '57 Chevy.

Oh, no, bitch.
It's a Sprinter van.

Wait, did they leave?
Oh, my gosh.

I may not be on time,
but I look Gucci.

Oh, wait, I'm coming.
Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.

- Well, hello!
- Late Marilyn!

Someone had
the same inspiration as me!

Sorry.

Oh, Marilyn.

- Get your Marilyn ass in here.
- Oh, oh.

Ow!

This is amazing.

- This is fab.
- Wow!

Oh, my gosh.
Look how pretty this is.

- Yes!
- Oh!

I mean, I'll sit right here.

We were just talking
about this today...

Charcuterie down the table.

Char-cuterie.

Charcuterie.

- Oh, wow, this is...
- Shah-cuterie.

We all know women love
a charcuterie board.

So what better place
to have dinner

than a place
that only serves charcuterie?

Good evening, ladies.
How are you?

- I'm so sorry to interrupt.
- Hi!

All right, so we have the
flights located at the bottom,

my personal favorite being
the margarita flight. Get it.

I would love
the margarita flight.

Start with this?

I'll have the flight
with you, too.

Awesome.
How about for you, love?

Uh, the champagne.

Okay, ladies, we'll be back
in a few moments, okay?

You guys, how was surfing?
That's what I wanna know.

- Oh.
- Did you guys both catch waves?

Yeah, and I actually caught
a wave.

You know, when you catch
the wave and then you drop?

- Like, it was like this big.
- You rode the wave?

Whitney's,
like, naturally so athletic.

Yeah.

I think I was the best surfer today.

You were surfing the web.

She was surfing the web,
and we were really surfing.

Jen, Lisa, Heather, what went on
when you guys left us to go...

Yeah, we wanna hear
all about your...

...leave us starving,
and you guys went dining?

Lunch was... kind of like
our relationship.

It was hard, and there were
highs and lows.

Do you feel like you got
anywhere? Like, it was good?

We're not bringing that up
right now,

'cause it's way too
ing personal,

and it's way too emotional.

But when you say "we,"

do you mean the three of you
or you two?

- That's all I wanna know.
- The three of us.

Oh.

Okay, here's... here, you want me
to break it down for you?

'Cause you wanna know?
You're digging? You wanna know?

- I'm not digging. I'm asking...
- I told them I committed...

I tried to commit suicide,
and then Sharrieff

had to take me to the hospital,
so that's why the Angie,

Chris Harrington thing
hit my husband so hard,

because I did try
to take my life.

So are we good?
Is that what you wanted to know?

'Cause you wanna dig
and dig and dig.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pump the brakes.

Like, I wasn't at the lunch.

I didn't know that they talked
about her attempted suicide.

Like, don't you think I should
get a hall pass on this one?

Because I have no idea
what y'all talked about.

Since you're being
very inquisitive right now,

I have some questions.

It kept coming up at lunch today
where Heather kept saying,

"Jen, you talked all this sh**
About me at Whitney's hot tub."

We were having a conversation
of you and I agreeing

that we wanna talk to Heather.

But why don't you tell Heather
how you feel?

Since we're all putting
our feelings on the table?

Why don't you tell Heather
how you feel

since we're all putting
our feelings on the table?

- I have multiple times.
- Well, tell her in front of us.

- I don't think I have because...
- 'Cause I think

- the messages are mixed.
- ...I just feel like

- when she says that...
- Okay, w...

I am... horrified but also, like,
ready to hear this because

I didn't realize that there were
still unfinished feelings

and unfinished, like,
conversations to have.

It's news to me,
so I'd like to hear it.

Heather, you've heard it all.
You've heard it all.

- You've heard all of it.
- Then why... why is she telling

you guys and not me,
and why is still an issue?

'Cause I have told you
multiple times,

- and you don't hear me.
- Okay, so there's no resolve?

Every time I try to tell you
how I'm feeling...

- Tell me what, though?
- ...you deflect.

And you get defensive,
and you leave.

Ing accountable!

- We... Walked up...
- **** you!

I never heard that!

Thanks to everyone
for being here...

So you've never actually got
to tell her?

- Is that what you're saying?
- Oh, I've tried many times.

Well, then tell me now.
Tell me now. Tell me now.

- I've never actually...
- Because it seems like you've

been at the source of
a lot of this stuff,

and, like, you're my girl.

I'm not the source
of any of it.

- No. I don't think...
- Do you know who puts me

at the source? Is you, because
when you are in turmoil...

- The source is me?
- Yeah, you pull me in...

I have not even, like,
been anywhere.

...and rope me into it.

But she showed up with Whitney
in a matching outfit.

You invited us.

Last night, when you both
were getting to a point of

resolving your issues, you would
then take it and spin it

and try to make something
that we...

Whitney, I think you need to be
very careful right now because

- that's not what happened.
- Yeah, that's not what happened.

- That is exactly what happened.
- No, everybody at this table,

Whitney, I'm telling you
that is not what happened.

- That is what happened.
- I'm having déjà vu right now.

I know what's happening here.

If it doesn't suit a narrative
Jen and Heather want,

that's when you have a problem
with Heather and Jen.

It doesn't matter if it's based
in lies, made-up stuff,

not reality, it doesn't matter.

If you don't go along with it,
you're the problem.

Whitney's saying she just wanted
Jen to talk to you

and for all of us
to be out of it.

I would never intentionally
do anything to hurt you,

and I would never say anything otherwise.

And anyone at this table, have I
ever said anything otherwise?

You did not lose me forever, Heather.

No, you lost me, bitch.

- Heather, look at me.
- I would like to hear it.

- Heather...
- Have I ever said anything

- otherwise?
- Heather, look at me.

- No.
- She has said otherwise

- to all of you.
- No, look at me.

- And that's a big thing.
- Why are...

See, she's roping everyone in.

Do you see what I'm saying?
This is my point.

Every time I try to speak
and make my point,

you cut me off, you get
defensive, and you deflect.

Okay, I... floor is yours.
Go ahead. Go.

No, I just... No, I just
asked you five times...

It's yours. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead. What do you need?

- ...to hear me.
- Okay, I'm listening.

No, you're not.

I'm confused what planet
Whitney is living on.

This feels like
"Alice in Wonderland,"

and I'm talking
to the Cheshire Cat.

"But you're not listening.

But you're not hearing.
But your ears are open,

but you're not understanding."

What am I not listening
or hearing? What?!

You don't hear me.
When I have needed you,

you say you don't remember
the conversation.

- You don't remember...
- When have I needed you?

When you were saying a rumor
that I never signed up for?

Angie told us that
John Barlow and Lisa...

Babe, that was weeks...

...have those tickets because
Lisa sleeps with ****.

That's how I heard it,
and you were there.

- I did not hear it.
- You were there.

It's a lie.

Because I know that you know
about the rumor.

- Be specific how... how...
- You said it yourself in L.A.

that you know
all this information about Lisa.

But, Whitney,
you said I started a rumor

that I never heard either.

And I've taken accountability
that I haven't...

- No, you haven't.
- Have I not... Lisa.

I feel like she's taken
100% accountability.

- You have told Heather.
- Are you kidding me?

You have told Jen.
Lisa has told John.

I... she's taking accountability...

- You have told Seth...
- And everyone's using it...

- ...that I started these rumors.
- ...to skirt around the fact

that they talked sh**
About Lisa.

...which did not happen.

Can we give Meredith some bread
to soak up some of this alcohol?

Because clearly, she doesn't
remember that we've already

gone over this
about a gazillion times.

You started talking
about Lisa first.

I piled on with what I knew.

I have not ever said you started
the rumors, Meredith.

You came to my house, and that's
when we talked about it.

I am sorry that you feel like
I've betrayed your trust.

But I swear to God,
the way I remember it is that

so awkward when you arrived
at my house,

I had to do my dishes.

Will you help me unload
the dishes?

I got all these.

- Silverware.
- Silverware, yeah.

- Okay, I got it.
- So what else is new?

Because I didn't know what to do
with the energy.

That conversation didn't even
start till we were outside.

I know, but you walked in so...
Like, I knew.

I'm a vibe girl.
You came in uncomfortable,

because you knew we were gonna
have a conversation.

I think in Scottsdale,
all Whitney was pointing out

was the hypocrisy
of our friend group.

Like, "You have to say sorry.
You have to say sorry.

You're a horrible person.
You're a horrible person,"

when everybody has... ed up
in this friend group.

Am I wrong?

What everyone needs
to realize here

is you have to be accountable
to what the portion

that you played in it.

We're talking about honesty
and accountability.

Like, she has not admitted to me
that she's said

one even thing contrary to me
in the hot tub.

- It's a fair question.
- Okay, at... at the hot tub,

Whitney ex... told us she was
taking a friend break from you.

Oh, sh** News to me.

- Every time I try...
- News to me.

Because you don't care
how I feel.

- A friendship break?
- Yeah, that's what this is.

Okay, in this group,
you're gonna take

your friendship break from me.

Wait, I thought you guys
talked about this.

- Good to know.
- Absolutely not.

Never said a word. Every time
I see her, we love each other,

we show up
in the matching outfits.

- No, no, no, no, no.
- Everything's good. There's a...

Every time we see each other,
this is what happens.

That's fully bullsh** that you
would tell people that you say

that your worst enemies
in the world

that we're on a friendship
break? Glad to know.

They're not my worst enemies
in the world.

Team up, sister, because that's
complete bullsh**

And I have not done anything
to deserve that.

And you know what?
For me, loyalty is

the ****ing deal breaker.

Deal broken.

And you know what? For me,

loyalty's the ****ing
deal breaker. Deal broken.

Did you really not feel
her absent in your life?

I've sensed it
every single minute.

Can I break something
down real quick

- from an outside perspective?
- Please.

When we were in the hot tub, basically,

Whitney said, "I didn't
give you guys a chance.

I didn't get to know you because

I just did what
Heather told me."

But I'm ride-or-die for Jen,
so why would you...

Exactly, because sometimes
I feel like,

Heather, what the ****?
You give Jen so many graces,

When I feel like I haven't
been as in big as fights

as you two have.

So when she shows you more
loyalty than me, it hurts me.

I get it. I get it.

I do not understand Heather
and Jen's relationship,

because it's very toxic,

but Heather is blindly loyal
to Jen,

someone who treats her
like sh**

Why don't I get
the same loyalty

as her family
and her closest friend?

Because my love for you is
overpowering this bullsh**

That you're trying to stir up.

Okay, that's it right there.
That's it right there. Bullsh**?

This is not bullsh**
I know you... you...

To me, it feels like
a little bit of bullsh**

Well, okay, that is why
we're on a friend break,

'cause our issue is not that
deep, and the fact that we can't

have a conversation about it,
is why we're on a friendship...

You made it very deep right now.

And, like, the truth is, like,
Lisa's going to bat for you.

No, you... what's...
What's deep about it?

- But, like...
- No, what's deep about it?

I haven't heard of anything
about these rumors if I hadn't

talked to you, which is exactly
what Meredith was saying.

You still won't even listen
to me, Heather.

You're talking over me.
You're deflecting,

and you're getting louder
than me and pointing your finger

- in my face.
- I'm being silent as a mouse.

- So let's... let's hear it.
- No. I have...

Like, give it all right now. Now
you don't want the opportunity?

No, because it's shatters me...

Now's not the right time
so now it's just...

You're ****ing still doing it
right now, Heather!

Well, then speak and say
what you wanna say!

- I have!
- Then say it again!

It shouldn't be that hard if you
said it a million times

to everyone in the room
except for me!

I just said it to you, and you...

You did not!

Repeat back to me.

I am sorry that I did not
hear you.

And I'm also sorry
that you've hated Lisa

- until this very moment.
- Heather, don't say that.

And now you're, like, flipping
and you love her.

Heather, that's where you...
No, Heather,

that's when you need to stop.

Why is it bad that
we're having progression?

- I actually feel reprieved.
- Because guess what?

Two steps forward,
three steps back.

- But she...
- No one has had more bad things

to say about you
than Whitney Rose.

Whitney and I have already
discussed the fact

that she talked badly about me
a year ago.

That's not the issue here, Heather.

You're the issue here right now.

You're not listening to Whitney,
and you're trying to make it

about everybody else but you so
you don't have to deal with it.

But we're going to deal with it.

- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.

What would you like me
to hear now?

Everyone be quiet
so I can hear Whitney.

That's demeaning.

Don't do that, please.

- It's...
- Heather, you're...

I just said, "Everyone, be quiet

so I can hear what
Whitney's saying to me."

You're saying things
at face value,

and she's attributing
other meanings because of

the dynamic that's going on
right now.

Came in at a face value
to give face value.

That sounds like
a Whitney problem.

And let's move on. Speak.

Hey, Heather.

Heather,
you are my really good friend,

but I'm trying to tell you

that I have to have a boundary
and space because...

"Friendship break" is the term
you used with these guys.

You invited them over
to a hot tub party.

No, she didn't. You didn't
ever use "friendship break."

She never used that. You know
what she said? "Boundary."

Lisa, let Whitney speak.
She wants to be heard.

Listen, I see what Heather's
doing right now.

I see the issue
that Whitney has,

but, hey, Whitney,

find your itty-bitty voice,
bitch, and talk.

This is the time where you need
to use the voice

that you've been trying to find
for the last three years.

This is the point.
No, everyone, let me say this!

This is why I'm having
the boundary,

is because she said
this is bullsh**

Boundary? Take a break.
Take a welcome...

You're saying our friendship
is bullsh**,

that I am bullsh**

That is why I'm putting up
a boundary,

'cause that ****ing hurts me, Heather.

It hurts!

I literally told you that I
am... processing childhood abuse,

and then you lay hands on me
and push me.

You're not hearing me!
You're not listening to me.

Every time I talk,
you talk over me.

What I've learned throughout
this process the last year

is that I have
major trust issues,

and Heather, aside from Justin,

is the first person
that I fully trusted.

I just feel deeply let down
by Heather.

Like, I don't think I've felt

this let down
by a friend before.

I'm trying to be real, and you
are making a mockery of it

by calling it bullsh**
And immature and messy.

- That is how I feel.
- When did I say those words?

I said this is bullsh**

Oh, you've said those words
many times.

I never said you're bullsh**

I have your products
in my store.

I have showed up for you continually.

I have fought every battle
that has come across me.

But all I want... all I want
saying to me...

And now you throw me
to the wolves.

You tell her everything we've
ever talked about supposedly.

Listen, listen, I think
everybody here wanted to believe

- what the world says about me.
- And you say you're

a truth-seeker, but really,
you're just gonna, like,

climb up her asshole as far as
you can get so you feel safe.

- I hope you feel safe.
- I am not up Lisa's asshole.

- Go for it.
- How did this become about me?

I have nothing
to do with the issues

between Heather and Whitney.

I feel like
I'm at the state fair,

and they're, like,
trying to win the prize,

and I'm the plushie.

I am sorry that
you didn't feel heard.

I am sorry that you feel hurt
by our friendship.

I'm sorry that you feel
like you would've had

a wonderful friendship with Lisa
if it weren't for me.

See, you're using sarcasm
right now.

No, I'm being sincere.

But the way that you say it
is passive-aggressive.

...a couple minutes ago,
before I went to the restroom.

But then you backtrack, Heather.

You guys don't know
the intention of what I say.

Just take my words
for what they are.

That's, like, ridiculously
petty. Interpret...

- Heather, did I...
- Interpret our friendship

any way you want. You interpret
it a different way than me.

No, don't try... this is
gas lighting at its finest,

to make me feel like
I'm going crazy.

And you are quite honestly
still not hearing me,

and I'm not accepting
your apology

'cause you are putting me
right back in the position

I don't wanna be in.

I literally am going through
trauma from processing this

from my childhood.

I don't like that
I have to scream and yell

for people to hear me.

I hear you.
I'm sorry this happened to you.

I don't want to
be in that position.

I am sorry.

It's not about what happened
to me. It's about you and I.

You know what? I think we need
to take a breather.

- Don't do it, Lisa.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No more breathers.

Great. Well, then we're done.
We're good. Let's go home.

My intention is not...
Heather, look at me.

Please don't...
Please look at me.

- Heather, can you hear my voice?
- What happened with the tacos?

They never came.

I feel absolutely betrayed.

I don't recognize why
she's acting this way,

and I feel like I'm getting sick
of giving her grace

when it comes to the way
that she's betraying me.

Clearly, sh** was not actually
resolved tonight.

Let's just go to the club.
Let's go do something.

I'll go the club if I can go
like Lisa.

- We going out?
- We are turning up.

- I'm going to the club.
- Whoo!

Let's get you a little cocktail.

I'll tell you what's... ed up,
that you didn't know

of her friendship break,
'cause she told all of us that,

and I was like, "Wow."

That's why I was
so ****ing confused.

You didn't really notice
that she stopped calling you?

Listen to me, I ride-or-die
for all of the people I love,

including her, and there is
some sh** I won't...

I'm being for real,
and Jen knows this.

- Don't **** with me.
- Oh, girl, I know.

Ride-or-die, but when I... when
I'm done, I'm ****ing done.

Just wanted you
to hear her say.

- We could get that done.
- No, but I think...

- Corrob-corrob-corroborate that.
- I was trying to get her

to hear... to listen so we could
get this show on the road.

Hello.

Bitch, yes.

These bitches are
boring as ****,

and I can't take much more,
but guess what?

Jen Shah's here, okay,
to liven this sh** up.

You're welcome.

Yes! Bottle service!

Coming up...

Show your tits! Show your tits!

Whoo!

Yeah, I want a pepperoni.
I got this.

I got it, got it, got it,
got it.

Good times tonight.

Well, hello!

Come on, go, go.

No, you don't have shoes.

Where the **** are my shoes?

Come on, bitches! Let's go!

The door's locked, Mama!

- We can't get in, Mama.
- Mama!

- We are ****ing locked out.
- It's locked!

- Oh! Whoa!
- I just saved you.

Um, is my phone in the...

Ooh.

Hey. We just got home
back to the house.

No, you're on speaker.

Whoo!

Whoo, whoo!

Are you gonna go to bed soon?

Come on!

I wanted to talk to him
because of the...

Oh!

Come on. Ladies, show your tits!

Show your tits!

Huh?

Show your tits!

I'll tell you right now it does
not feel like college,

'cause college we had
a laminated dog

put on our door if we had
a boy there past 9:30.

- Say, "Cheese," girls.
- Cheese!

What? Whoo!

I'm gonna post this to
my Story.

But today was hard.
So I want to try to have fun.

'Cause even when I'm being
a bitch, I'm a fun bitch.

I'm a good-time girl. Whoo!

What? What?

Oh, my gosh. Whitney.
Is it gonna pull your hair out?

Oh, you know what?
They're clips.

- Oh.
- Doesn't that feel good?

- Here.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.

- It's Whitney!
- Thank you.

- I'm gonna go to bed.
- Okay, thank you. Love you.

- Mwah.
- Love you, too.

- Get some sleep.
- I know. I need it.

- Oh!
- Whoop!

Whoo! Aah! Yeah!

Oh, look.

She's gonna be riding the pony.

- How come you aren't doing this?
- Yeah.

Furthermore, what? What?
What? Rita?

You can be my bitch.

You're my bitch!
You're my bitch.

I feel them out.

These were out the whole time.
This is, like, embarrassing.

Let's go.

Okay, me first.

Full tits. Full tits on you.

- Love you.
- Okay, love you.

Bye, baby girl.

What time is it?

- Meredith.
- Hey, girlfriend.

- What is going on?
- Please come here.

Sit down. Sit down.

- Okay.
- Sit right here.

- You guys are scaring me.
- I need a sip.

Liquid IV will hydrate you
from last night.

What's wrong?

Wait.

When did this happen?