The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (2020–…): Season 3, Episode 1 - Revenge Marks the Spot - full transcript

[♪]

WOMAN: You guys are good?

MAN: Awesome.

Oh. [Laughs]

[beep]

MAN: We're rolling.

What I've done
for the last 20 years

is direct response marketing.

I make...
[amplified voice] millions.

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta
do for money.

I'm like the Wizard of Oz.



Lisa and I met the first
Sundance that I lived in Utah.

I know she has my back. I know
she wants what's best for me.

I know there's
no ulterior motive there.

She was like, "Oh, my God.
You're amazing,"

and I just felt
the same way about her.

I just really like that Meredith
is 100% Meredith all the time.

She's super consistent,
and she's a great person.

Heather and I have been friends
for years.

We are actually cousins.
We are bloodline relatives.

She's the best human I know,

and she's such a good friend
to me.

She never explodes on me.
I can tell her anything I want,

critical or otherwise, and I
know that she will listen,

and we can talk it out.



[voice echoing]

[♪]

Our time is coming.

I just can't lie to you.
This is a test for all of us.

[♪]

I wanna ****ing kill myself.

Jen, you know what? Right now...

And just not be here.

Everything's been taken away
from me!

Everything!

[♪]

- I'll never confide in you, Lisa.
- You haven't.

'Cause I never
fully trusted you.

I was talking to myself!

I was ranting
like normal people do!

- To speak about your...
- Yeah.

- ...dear friend that way.
- Okay.

- You are my girl, Heather.
- Is it possible you're wrong...

- No. No.
- ...and making it all about you?

No.

Show up for your people.

You are saying our friendship
is bullsh**

That ****ing hurts me, Heather.

[bleep] you for calling me
a ****ing liar!

You called me a liar.

You lost me, bitch.
You lost me.

[all shouting at once]

But what people don't know
about Salt Lake City

is what lies beneath
that image of perfection.

Let me say that again.

This is so unnerving. Okay.

*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY*
Season 03 Episode 01

Episode Title: " Revenge Marks the Spot"
Aired on: September 28, 2022.

[♪]

[bell tolls]

[♪]

[bell resounding]

[sighs]

[♪]

- Hey, John.
- Oh, you look great.

Thanks. Um, I'm gonna head out.

I'm gonna head to lunch
right now.

Oh, yeah?
How you feeling about it?

Um, I'll let you know
when I'm done.

- Okay. Looking forward to it.
- Okay, love you.

All right, love you.

[♪]

[line rings]

Hello?

Hi. How are you?

Good. I just got out
of a meeting. How are you?

Oh, I'm good. I'm actually on
my way to, um, meet someone.

I'll probably be, like,
a little unreachable

for a few hours.

[♪]

Well, hello.

You were literally
around the corner.

- I wasn't kidding. [Chuckles]
- No.

- You look cute.
- [speaks indistinctly]

- Oh, I love it.
- [laughs]

[♪]

- Hey, Heather.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

- Good to see you.
- It's good to see you.

[♪]

- This is beautiful.
- Isn't it nice?

Oh, my gosh.
What a gorgeous view.

Not too chilly, and the hot tub
will feel nice and warm.

[♪]

Okay.
Put our stuff in a locker.

If someone asked me
eight months ago

if I'd be hanging out
with Jen...

I would look at them
like they were crazy.

Did you like a comment
referring to my son

as a sissy bitch?

- No!
- It's your ****ing Twitter, Jen!

[laughs]

Miracles do happen.

Oh, this looks so pretty.
I can't wait to get in.

This looks phenomenal.

When Jen and I were in L.A.,

I think that she sort of
got an understanding

of everything that
I went through last winter.

[voice breaking]
I had some very serious issues

well beyond just losing
my father.

My reactions, everything was
amplified a million times over.

I totally understand,
and, Meredith, honestly,

when I saw you,
I saw myself a year ago.

MEREDITH: Thank you.

Cheers. Here's to a new year
and a new us.

I will drink to that.

No more fighting.

[♪]

It's just all love
from here on out.

Yeah. It was...
It was a tough winter

for both of us, you know?

Yeah. What are you feeling
right now

after Lisa going on her tirade?

- I felt that.
- It's a process, and I mean,

I'm still dealing with it
in a lot of ways.

- Oh, yeah.
- And I'm sure I will be

- for a while, you know?
- Yeah.

I've been going through so much,
and you know,

my trial starts in, like,
a month and a half.

[♪]

And so I'm trying to plan

a birthday party
for Coach Shah,

just to show Coach I...
How much I appreciate him.

And so I was planning
on inviting Lisa and John.

LISA:
How's everything going?

- I mean, good.
- Here's a water for you.

She's gonna... She's gonna take
a Vida Paloma, too.

- Excellent. Would you like poco?
- I ordered for you.

Yeah, I-I trust Lisa explicitly
with alcohol, so...

I agreed to meet with Lisa
because she said she needed me,

and she's never said
she's needed me before.

I never called Heather Shrek.

Oh, you've called me
horrible things, Lisa.

I have never called you Shrek.
I have never...

You've called me
a LEGO figurine.

The fact that she's scraping
the bottom of the barrel

to call me, the... probably
the last person on the earth

that she wants to call?

If I can do something
of value for Lisa,

then maybe she won't hate me
as much. [Laughs]

- To us. [Laughs]
- [glasses clink]

[laughs] To us.
I didn't expect that, but okay.

For me, it's, like,
very uncomfortable to say this,

but, like, I need some help
with Meredith.

I feel like you are able to
navigate situations differently.

Like, I feel like you say
what you're thinking,

you say what you're feeling.

And you, like,
end up, like, fine,

and I feel like now, I'm like,
like the worst person on earth,

- in, like, Meredith's eyes.
- Like you've been banished.

I need your advice.
I need help.

Well... [sighs]

What is most sacred to Meredith?
If I were to ask you,

- without any influence...
- Her family.

- Okay.
- Yeah. Her family.

Yeah. And you came
for her family?

I didn't feel like
I came for her family.

I was in a blind rage.
It wasn't intentional.

- Listen...
- I get it.

Regardless, it's on the table.
You did.

So you have to make it right.

The questions that are gonna be
asked are

is that how you really feel
about Meredith?

What do you think?

I think that's how you really
feel about Meredith.

No. No. No. No.

I don't know.
I'm still trying to figure out

where I stand on everything.

I mean, she went through

and completely defamed
my character

on things that just aren't true.

And so then you say,
"Well, where did this come from?

Are you listening to rumors
and spreading rumors?

Because at the end of the day,
I'm hearing rumors

- left, right, and center.
- About Lisa?

About Lisa.
And am I spreading them? No.

So let's see. Is it... Is it just
her projecting her own truth,

or is it just she decided to be
a total asshole

'cause she was angry?

The sh** Lisa Barlow said about
her "sister" and best friend?

What Meredith needs to do is
monetize that.

Make "Garbage trash whore"
T-shirts.

So what rumors are you hearing?

[sighs]

Um...

There have been question marks
surrounding her marriage,

um... her business
and her finances.

Do I really wanna dig
into Lisa's stuff?

No, I really have no interest.

But if you're going to sit there
talking about everyone else,

fair game on her at this point.

Fair game.

I mean, there are...
There are affair rumors.

I'm not getting into any of it,
but there are rumors.

I don't know
if they're true or false.

Um... but the exist.

Yeah, I've heard the same thing.

[♪]

Even if you feel like
what you said is justified,

if you feel like what you said...

I didn't feel like it was
justified, just so...

I mean, we have to be clear
about that.

- I'm very clear about that.
- It doesn't even matter.

It's like,
you're in the position

where you have to say,
"I didn't mean it.

It was a moment, and I'm going
to have to eat sh** for it

for a long time."

I don't think humble pie
is something that Lisa

likes to eat, will ever eat,

or will for sure never pretend
to enjoy eating. [Laughs]

And all three of those things
need to occur

for her to bridge this gap
with Meredith.

I've eaten so much humble pie,

it's amazing I still fit
in this dress.

I think there needs to be give
on both sides, honestly.

But the bigger side
has to come from you.

- Okay.
- Because you said

the mean things
that are out there forever.

Okay, I hear you. I hear you.

[♪]

Coming up...

If you say to the Church,

"I want you
to ex-communicate me.

I want to remove my name
from the records,"

what changes
in your day-to-day life?

[♪]

What's up, Bobbie Rose?

Wait, what?

- [giggles]
- Pros and cons about guys?

- Yes!
- What do you mean by guys?

- Like, men. [Giggles]
- Like, men?

Yes. [Giggles]

- How old are you, Bobbi Rose?
- [giggles]

Let me see what you got. Pros...

- Athletic.
- [giggles]

- Good style.
- Nice.

- That's a big one. Hi, Dad.
- Hey.

Dad, come look at this.

She's writing
a pros and cons list about guys.

You're gonna take that one up
with your daddy.

- [giggles]
- Well, I'm really worried

that there's not as many cons
as there are pros.

I don't know how I feel
about that.

- [giggles]
- HEATHER: Whit?

- Hello!
- Hey!

Get in here.
I need a rescue right now.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- You need a rescue?
- Yes, I need...

What's going on?

I need... I need you
to tag in here.

- Hi, Bobbie.
- Hi. [Giggles]

This is a department
I don't know much about.

What's up?
What are we working on?

Pros and cons about guys.

Well, it's gonna be hard
to get any cons from me, Bobbie.

[giggles]

She's completely
and utterly boy-crazy.

Sixth grade.
Like, think of sixth grade.

I didn't have my first kiss
till 15.

That's too long!

I didn't have my first kiss
till 15 either.

Oh, my gosh. Okay.

But I still wanted it
in sixth grade.

[laughter]

I was a good little Mormon girl,

and I followed all the rules.

I was not interested in boys

until the Mormon Handbook
told me I could be.

I just put,
"Doesn't do what's asked of me,"

so I think they don't listen
to me.

Honey, you gotta take that
off your list.

- [sighs]
- You don't want someone

that does exactly what
you ask them to do all the time.

Bobbie Rose has some
ridiculously high standards.

I think you can dress a guy.
I don't think style matters.

Oh, yeah. That is true.

I just wanna take, like,
a Sharpie

and just be like,
"Never gonna get it.

Never gonna get it.
Never gonna get it.

Settle. Settle. Settle."

Not attractive. Ugly sex...
It's gonna change your life.

Let's switch that one over, too.

[laughter]

I want to be as hopeful
as Bobbie Rose

when I make out
my pros and cons list, honestly.

- Let's go downstairs.
- What can I get you to drink?

Whatever you guys are drinking.

There's rosé
or a really nice tequila.

You know what? In a nod to me
being Team Lisa Barlow lately,

let's do a tequila.

- All right. Got you.
- [laughter]

[♪]

- Hi.
- Hi. [Laughs]

I need to talk to you.
I'm dying.

What's going on?

I'm on my way to meet up
with Lisa.

[♪]

It's good. As much as I wanna
be like, "No! Run,"

we need to get over our sh**

[♪]

- When did you do this?
- Yeah, we made it a speakeasy.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

And you can lock
the bookshelves.

- It has the lock up top.
- Oh, my gosh.

This is so cool... [laughs]
you guys. Yes!

Feels good to me, too.

I love it, and, like,
close the door, padlock it,

don't let the kids in.

The fact that we have a bar
in our home is a big deal.

I never knew anyone with a bar.

I remember, like,
going to my friend's house,

and, like, seeing her parents,
like, drinking wine,

and being like, "OMG."

[laughter]

But, no, I, um, you know
I've been, like, on this, like,

healing journey,
and I had a big healing session

with Megan the other day.

So the past keeps showing up
over and over.

'Cause I don't have a memory
of it.

Yeah, and I think that's what's
manifesting in your gut.

It's wanting to stay
in the past,

trying to resolve
what happened in the past.

The great thing
about this trauma

with your early childhood is
clearing out this old energy

allows you to move forward.

This energy we're gonna hand
to the universe.

Up and over your body.

Think of this trauma.

Ask yourself,
"Is it still here?"

- Can I hug you?
- Yes, please do.

And it really hit me that
one of the biggest tethers

or, like, wounds I have
is the Church.

And I came to the realization
that I'm ready

to close that chapter
and leave officially

and ask them to remove my name.

If you say to the Church,

"I want you
to ex-communicate me.

I want to remove my name
from the records,

what changes
in your day-to-day life?

Nothing changes
in my day-to-day life.

But to know Whitney is to know

that the freedom that comes
with the release

is what she's truly, truly...

So this is about inner...

I'm doing this
for Bobbie and Brooks

so that they do not
fall into my cycle

of limited beliefs,
of not being good enough,

and not being heard.

Having my name on the record
of the Mormon Church

means that they're still
tracking what I'm doing.

- [bell tolls]
- That means that they still

send people to my house
to check on me.

They still come
to collect money.

Even when you move,
they know where you move,

and your record transfers.

- HEATHER: It makes sense.
- You have to understand,

I still have this tether...

- Well, yeah, that's...
- ...to this programming,

- to this mindset...
- Indoctrination.

...and so, like,
the treatment of women,

about women are subordinate
to men, I wanna break that,

because I am a woman,
and I can do whatever I want

because I'm a human.

When you do this process,
you are saying...

- I'm done.
- ...I choose outer darkness...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...and no communion with God

over being numbered as a member
of the Mormon Church?

The Mormons believe
that our names are recorded,

like, in a ledger for God.

When you elect to have your name
removed from the list,

it's like a steel door

on their version of heaven
and their community forever.

What do you have to do
right now?

Like, what's gonna happen?

How easy is that?

[laughs]

I mean, there's no doubt
watching her do this

that I'm thinking, "Can I,
will I, would I ever do this?"

"I demand that
you remove my name

completely from your records
within..."

BOTH: "Five business days
of receipt."

- JUSTIN: Wow.
- WHITNEY: I printed it.

[voice breaking] But, like,
even with my dad gone,

I still wanna be
a good daughter,

and even with my mom
not speaking to me,

I still wanna be
a good daughter.

[♪]

And... I don't know
if my family would recover

if they knew I did that.

I've done a lot of sh** ty things
to Mormonism, you know?

I've hurt my family
in so many ways,

but I feel like that would be,

like, the final knife
in their back. [Sniffles]

And I'm not there yet.

- Heather.
- You printed it?

This is the letter.

[sighs]

Holy sh**

Do you feel like there's
anything there for you?

Babe, I can't sign this
fast enough.

Thank you for being here
for me, Heather.

- I know you hate...
- Babe, you are my exemplar.

- You are fearless.
- I know you hate

when I get all mushy
and touchy-feely on you.

Bring it in. I love
a little mush. I love you.

You are...

Coming up...

She's questioning our finances,
yet I see SEC documents that

say that their company's
not making money.

[♪]

[♪]

Hey, you know the fireplace?

How do you turn that on?

Okay, I'm gonna put you
on Face Time. Okay, hold on.

Okay, so bring me closer.
It's on the left.

- Right here?
- Okay.

And then to the right,
you see those knobs?

Oh, right here.

Put it on "pilot,"
and then push that red button.

I've been adjusting
to the new house. Okay?

I went from 9,000 square feet...

[♪]

...to half of that.

I went from the
Barbie Dream house closet, okay?

- [gasps] Oh, my gosh. Jen.
- So...

I love this.

...to, like,
a normal-sized closet.

[camera shutter clicks]

- Cool?
- Yeah...

[laughs]

Coach Shah, who is the voice
of reason in our marriage,

sat me down,
and we discussed this.

We can get a smaller spot.
We don't have to pay as much.

Because
the most important thing is

being able to fight
for your freedom.

- Hi, honey.
- What are you doing?

I'm trying to start
the fireplace. [Laughs]

Oh, honey. It's better
just to leave it alone.

Along with downsizing the house,

I also had to downsize
the Shah Squad.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

So I'm doing my best.
That's all I can say.

I'm doing my very, very best.

How was work today?

Long. Long, baby.

Baby, can I get a coffee?
That'll be nice.

Okay.

A coffee or tea or something?

Um... let's talk about the party.

Okay.

This is Coach's 51st birthday.

Angie Katsanevas said I could
use her house to hold it.

Angie and I have been friends
since college.

She also went to high school
with Heather.

- She's good friends with Lisa.
- [camera shutter clicks]

So when she offered up
her house,

I'm like, this will be perfect.

Obviously, this will be
little cocktail tables.

We've got the piano player
in the corner.

- Back in the corner.
- Oh, with an actual piano?

- Yes.
- Jen's got a piano player.

We're dropping a piano here Friday.

I'm used to hosting
these parties at my house.

Make way for the dancers.

[cheering]

But every penny is literally
going to fighting my case.

You might not think this,
but I can operate on a budget.

The theme of the party is
"Harlem Nights,"

'cause you love that movie.

[laughs] Okay, honey.

You remember we're in Utah, okay?

- I know that.
- Salt Lake City,

and "Harlem Nights"
was in Harlem.

Lot of Black folks,
which we're void of here.

So we going to import
Black people here?

- Like, what are we gon' do?
- Yes. Yes, we are.

- So I'm... I'm inviting the bruhs.
- Who?

- Your fraternity brothers.
- Which ones?

- The ones here are coming.
- That's what's up. Okay. Good.

Okay?
Some of our family's coming.

- Who else is coming?
- I invited Heather and Whitney.

I was planning on inviting
Lisa and John

'cause I know you would want
John there at your party.

But Meredith's gonna be there.

What I don't want is to use
a party as some platform

for somebody
to confront something.

"Oh, I need to tell her
about how I feel."

Do that sh** someplace else.
There's a lot of other things

that are so much more important
than this,

and what I wanna do
is have a good time.

As we come closer to,
you know, the trial date,

that in and of itself
is a lot to deal with.

My trial is seven weeks
from today.

It's on March 22nd.

[siren wails]

[siren wailing]

I'm the only defendant left
that is still going to trial.

I have no idea what's going on

with the other defendants
in this case.

I have no idea why
they've taken a plea deal.

But I'm not gonna take
a plea deal when I'm not guilty.

I'm innocent.

We need to get to New York
for a pre-trial meeting,

and more than anything, it's
just a million tons of documents

that we have to continue
to review and analyze.

I would be lying if I said
I wasn't scared.

I'm not thinking about myself.
I'm thinking about my family.

I can't imagine being away
from them.

It would literally kill me.

There's still other individuals
we need to talk to

regarding their participation
in the trial.

There's a bunch of deadlines
they were telling me about.

- Right.
- You know, coming up next week.

We have a lot of things
that we have to get ready for.

[♪]

What did you get
ramen noodles for?

Did you think we're
college students or something?

- Who wants ramen noodles?
- Really?

For a guy who can't keep a job,
this is what we eat.

[laughter]

Next time, I can't send you.

That's what happens when you
send me to the grocery store.

- I should have never sent...
- I mean, really?

- I mean, yes.
- Jelly?

Well, the best brand
in the world.

This is crazy.
This is a lot of stuff.

- The groceries?
- No, just getting,

like, situated here
and figuring it all out.

The question is where do you
wanna trench down?

I'm not ready to trench down
quite yet.

I'm kind of having fun being,
like, an empty-nester wanderer.

Our children are
out of the house.

Seth is working remotely
for the most part.

So we're enjoying being able
to go wherever we want,

whenever we want,
and despite what Lisa says,

I could own multiple homes
if I wanted to.

The only reason I even care
about that commentary

is not only could she hung you
and your career

with spewing her nonsense B.S.,

but you have 4,000 employees

that her negative commentary
can impact their livelihood.

That's pretty self-centered.

What does Seth do, really?

Well, what does John Barlow
do for a living

other than follow Lisa around?

I need a Diet Coke from Sonic.
I want Taco Bell.

Two tables and four chairs.

I'm gonna go inside
because it's cold.

John is the best 'cause
I would not do that for him.

Well, hurry,
'cause I gotta send wires.

- Yep, I'll hurry.
- Let me get this done fast.

Sorry I'm keeping you
from doing your job.

Honestly, I totally understand
John Barlow.

[laughs]

What can I do for you right now?

We have our own business
together, so it's Lisa and I...

Absolutely.

...doing the business
with Vida.

We own everything together.

[laughs]

I can neither confirm nor deny.

Is he responsible
for 4,000 employees?

I mean, I hear that they own
this distillery in Mexico.

Have they ever gone to Mexico
since we met them?

She's questioning
our, you know, finances,

yet I see SEC documents that

their company
was not making money.

- Fact.
- Really?

It's a legal public document
that anyone can read.

It just shows that
the Barlows were crowd-funding

for their business.

In 2018, the company
was reporting losses

and had some outstanding debts.

So it raises a question mark,
that's for sure.

This is just like a projection.

Like, she's busy questioning
our relationship,

affairs, cheating,
whatever you wanna call it,

sleeping with people,

yet those rumors are flying
about her.

Lisa tries to show this life
of perfection,

and what I hear from others,

if everything I'm hearing
is actually true,

her life is... not so great.

Like, that's the most
absurd thing unless

you're super defensive because
you're hiding something else.

I have never exchanged sex
for money.

That's what a whore is.

Maybe someone else has.
I don't know.

- Did you reach out to her?
- Why would I reach out to her?

I'm not reaching out to her
to ask her to apologize to me.

That doesn't work.

It's very sad that somebody
just wants to throw away

a 10-year friendship
over some skeletons

in their own closet.

[♪]

[♪]

[bird screeches]

[♪]

I'm not convinced that these
buttons are gonna work, but...

Get 'em really in there.

Throughout the party
and just pop!

[laughter]

Should I wear pasties
just in case?

I probably would.

[♪]

[spritzes]

Let's get you in your dress, Jen.

Let me go put my Spanx on.

- Okay.
- [laughs]

[♪]

- I got brown right here.
- No.

First of all,
that's not the vibe.

- What is it? Brooklyn nights?
- Harlem. Really?

[♪]

[piano playing romantic piece]

[♪]

Wow. It's beautiful.
Thank you so much.

[♪]

Love the cake.
This looks so good.

[♪]

[swing jazz playing]

[♪]

Would you like a drink?

[♪]

Hi, Whitney!

- Hi, Angie.
- Thank you so much for coming.

[♪]

- Working. He had an event.
- Oh, okay.

[♪]

- Hi, babe.
- Hi! Oh, hi! [Laughs]

- Hi, gorgeous.
- Look at you!

- Get over here.
- Oh, my gosh.

Got our little tassels.

I've known Angie K.
Since I moved to Utah

when I was 15 years old.

At our 10-year reunion,
she, like, pulled up

in, like, a Lamborghini.

The rest of us had, like,
six kids

and, like, we're wearing, like,
outfits from Old Navy.

- [camera shutter clicks]
- She was for sure

the coolest girl
at the 10-year reunion.

Look at you two BFFs, so cute.

- We dearly love each other.
- We're... We're good.

Kissin' cousins.
The kissin' cou... buzzin'.

- The buzzin' cousins.
- The cousins.

[♪]

- Ooh, this is pretty.
- [distant lively conversations]

It sounds like there's
fun happening. I love that.

You know, I mean, I don't know
what I'm walking into tonight.

Like, seeing Meredith
and Seth at this point

is gonna be awkward.

Hi! How are you?

I know if the roles
were reversed,

I would at least be open
to hearing the apology,

and if it's sincere,
I'm sure I would accept it.

- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

I wouldn"t throw away
a 10-year friendship

over one bad moment.

[♪]

Hey, you, you look so good.

Thank you. You look great, too.
Glitz, glam, and gangster.

- I know. Whoo! Hi, Whitney.
- Hi, Lisa.

- Ooh, I like the hair, too.
- Thank you.

How are you guys?
Should we cheer?

Yes.

[♪]

Yeah, this is what it's supposed
to look like.

[♪]

Hey.

[♪]

Y'all, they just got here.

Okay, come on in.

[indistinct conversations]

SHARRIEFF:
Too much. Too much.

That's why
I'm gonna get out of the scene.

Oh, I think that's Jen.

Whoo!

Look at you!

[cheering]

It's the birthday boy and girl.

Cheers.

I should have worn sequins.

I'm, like, the only one
not sparkly.

You look gorgeous,
worth the wait.

- You, too. Oh, my gosh.
- Happy birthday!

- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

The party looks
absolutely beautiful.

- Hi.
- You look gorgeous.

Now if I hosted this at my home,

it would have been
a little bit different.

It was hard for me to, like,
let go.

- Thanks for having us.
- Come on, baby. I love you.

- Thank you.
- And we're here for you guys

if you need anything.

Go, red. Uhh!
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

[♪]

- Easy 8.
- Oh!

Easy 8 over here.

- Hi!
- Oh!

Oh!

Yeah.

- Good. Just like... so busy.
- Yeah.

Hi.

We're doing a hard seltzer
right now. It's like, crazy.

[♪]

Yeah.

This is my friend Nikisha
from college.

- Hi.
- This is Meredith.

So nice to meet you.

Do you mind getting me a drink, babe?

Yeah. What do you want?

Um, something with Vida.
I need tequila.

[♪]

Yeah, hit it!

Whoo-hoo!

[♪]

Hey, your oldest baby...
I gotta ask you.

- Santa Barbara?
- Santa Barbara.

She loves it? Tell her to go
to class, 'cause it's beautiful.

Listen, she's going to class.

She got straight A's
first quarter.

Oh, Mom! Mom!
I know. Listen.

- Mom!
- And she Face timed me.

- Mom!
- Yes, sir.

Big Baby.

[laughter]

- How you feeling?
- Good, good.

We about to get stupid
up in here.

Now tell me about Big Daddy.
Is he your friend?

- Yeah!
- Is he gonna be my friend?

- Might be yours.
- [laughs]

I am a big fan.
I love your game.

- You know who that is?
- Big Baby?

You know who Glen Davis is, right?

Correct.

How tall are you?

- Baby.
- He's a short 6'8".

Yeah, short.
You're a short, stocky 6'8".

[laughs]

The upgrade from Big Daddy
to Big Baby is like going

from a Shirley Temple
to a Piña Colada.

I heard you were the Big Easy.
Are you not...

- [laughs]
- I heard you were the Big Easy.

Anything to drink, sir?

You know what? Could I do
a cranberry and orange juice?

Oh, of course.

[♪]

Oh, yes, yes. Pop that booty.
Pop that booty. Pop.

[camera shutter clicks]

[♪]

[indistinct conversations]

[film projector clicking]

- Whitney.
- Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Did you put shimmer
on your ta-tas?

- I did.
- They look good.

I got a little shimmer going.

Thanks for having this
for Sharrieff. It's amazing.

It's so...

Oh!

So we're this... [laughs]

It's a good night,
and I'm just saying, like,

I met with Lisa.

And I haven't had the chance
to talk to you about it,

and, like, I don't wanna
burden tonight with it.

But the fact that you're here
is to me, like, maturity.

I don't think it's a big deal.

I think it's a huge deal.

If anyone should be wallowing
and crying

in the corner at home,
it's not me.

I didn't do anything wrong.

I love that Meredith
is a woman of principle,

but on that same note, there's
a Mormon proverb that says,

"Where much is given,
much is expected."

So if you've given 10 years
to a friendship,

you're expected to have
a conversation

about a path to forgiveness.

It is brave of you
to be here tonight.

You can also just walk away
and say,

"I don't have to be
around that."

You had that option, you know?

[♪]

Coming up...

Hey, Seth. How are you?

Look, look, look, look.

[♪]

Why is this happening here?

[♪]

[♪]

Uh, give me 50 on that hard 4, Randy.

[indistinct conversations]

Hi, baby.

So glad you're having
a good time. I'm so happy.

- Man, I'm so...
- Enjoy yourself.

- Oh, bless yourself.
- Enjoy yourself.

I'm so happy.

I'm happy you're having
a good time.

- Man, Mama.
- You never relax.

- I know, huh?
- All right, go, boy.

- Do your thang.
- Come on, you wanna get

- a little something to sip on?
- Oh. [Laughs]

[♪]

- Everybody!
- Come on.

- Whoo!
- Shh!

- We need Jen to make a speech.
- Shh!

Everybody, we need Jen to make

a little toast
to the birthday boy.

Coach doesn't really like

celebrating his birthday
that much.

SHARRIEFF: I don't.

But, you know, this year
was very special.

It was important for me
to show you

how much I love
and appreciate you.

I know we've been through a lot.

And, um...

because of everything
we've been going through,

it means more to me than ever

in my life to have people
that I know...

[voice breaking]
that really, truly love me

and love our family.

- MAN: We love you, Jen!
- MAN #2: We love you, baby!

[indistinct shouting]

- That's right!
- Always.

And to everybody that
has been there and just...

thank you for being here
to wish Coach a happy birthday,

because this birthday, I think,
means more to me

than anything because we can
still be here together

to celebrate it.

MAN: I know that's right!

- [cheering]
- Amen.

And, Angie and Shawn,
thank you so much.

Thank you for opening up
your home,

and for celebrating with us.

The one thing that can bring me
to tears almost instantly

is thinking of life
without my wife by my side.

That's hard to...
it's hard to stomach.

Make a wish, baby.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat swing jazz playing]

[cheering]

[♪]

- Yeah.
- I'm doing good.

Good to see you, man.

- Are you in town long?
- This week,

but, yeah. Yeah.

Well, if you can break away,
let me know.

Yeah. It's, uh...

[♪]

It... whatever our wives are...
I hope that's...

Yes.

[♪]

Our relationship...

I'm not accountable
for Meredith's behavior.

I know you're not accountable
for Lisa's behavior.

- I have to believe that...
- Yes.

...'cause I know it's true
for me.

Oh, for sure. For sure.
No, that'll never change.

- Yeah.
- Never change at all.

I do like your tie.

Thank you, man.
You look sharp. Looking good.

[chanting]
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

[♪] Hit it, Rico, hit it, Rico

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[♪] Hit it, Rico, hit it, Rico

- Aah!
- Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

-[♪] Hit it, Rico, hit it Rico
- Oh, there you go.

[♪]

[laughs]

You better slow down, baby!
You know you gotta slow down!

Well, you do know that.

- Hey.
- Hi! Oh, my gosh.

What if I have a King?
What if I have a King?

Yeah, a King for a Queen.
A King for a Queen.

- [laughs]
- I love it.

I'm gonna pinch you some chips.
How are you doing?

- How's your night?
- Good. Oh, my gosh. Good.

Are you gonna say anything
to Meredith or Seth?

I don't think the time's right
right now.

I just don't think
it's the right time.

Time's not about that.
You know what I mean?

- Yeah.
- You can save that for another.

Especially with everything
Jen has going on,

I really just wanna be here
for her.

It's, like, hard now.
It's about to get harder.

Well, that's the thing.
That's what we keep hearing,

is that she just really needs us
to be there for her, so...

In that moment,
I was kinda thinking,

why don't we hurry
and take a quick trip

before she goes to New York?

We need to.
Where should we go?

- Build on that good energy.
- Where should we go?

Somewhere close,
not a long flight.

- Somewhere we can just, like...
- Somewhere warm, sunshine.

I was thinking Arizona.

- Oh, my God. I'm in. Let's go.
- All right.

I will take care of everything.

I'll take care
of all the details.

- Should we put a bet in?
- Okay.

- Okay, girl.
- I'm gonna go all in.

Oh! Let's go all in!

I'm going all in
on the girls' trip.

You better.

14, 16.

- Bet 5 more.
- I'm gonna hit.

- The book says hit.
- Getting...

ALL: Oh!

There's no hope
for our friends!

- [laughter]
- No hope.

[♪]

Look at her.

- Yes.
- Mom, don't be trying

to be mean.
No young tender for you, Mom.

[laughter]

[indistinct conversations]

It looks good, right?

Yes. The best thing is
the octopus.

- Oh, my God.
- It's so good.

- Hey.
- Hi. How are you?

I wanted to say hi.

Okay. Um...

At some point,
I wanna talk to you

if you're open to it.

- Sure.
- Not tonight.

You know what? You've had
two months nearly now

to reach out to me and tell me
you wanna talk to me.

Well, I just want you to know
I love you

and I'm really, really sorry.

Leave me alone.

Look. Look, look. Look.

Okay.

Hey, Seth. How are you?

- Good. How are you?
- Can I hug you? [Laughs]

- Is it okay? You don't have to.
- No, I don't...

That's huge.

It was crazy, so I don't still...
Trying to understand it.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Meredith was devastated.

I know. I know.

- It was hard on me.
- Yeah, I know.

You made some comments about me
that I couldn't believe either.

I regret all of it.

Seth, I can't even believe
I said those things.

I don't feel that way
about Meredith.

I don't feel that way about you.
Like, I don't. Like, I don't.

[♪]

[♪]

[indistinct conversations]

Seth, I can't even believe
I said those things.

I don't feel that way
about Meredith.

I don't feel that way
about you.

Like, I don't. Like, I don't.

Seth is talking to Lisa
right now.

Whatever, you know?

What... we were surprised
by that, that, like...

- I know.
- ...wasn't the Lisa we know.

- Yeah.
- That behavior was... so hurtful.

[voice breaking] I hope you can
understand that, like,

I literally haven't been able
to sleep.

Like, it's been weighing on me,

and, like, John's, like,
"It's gonna be okay."

But, like,
it doesn't feel like it.

Why is this happening here?
She's had a month.

She could've texted me.
She could've texted Seth.

She could've texted my children.

She hasn't said anything, right?

No! Like, if you wanna talk
to him, then tell us,

but why are you attacking
my husband right now

while we're trying to have fun
and celebrate your husband?

Literally, Seth, it was like
a blind, like, rant.

Have you... You know what the root
of that was?

It was never before that trip.

Like, I'd never thought
those things.

I don't even think
those things now, but, like,

on the van on the way down,
everyone's like,

"She's not your friend.
Like, that's not your friend,"

and then, like, just hearing it
over and over again,

did that make sense?

Not... None of it makes
sense to me.

Like, to... to get to where
you got to,

I can never imagine myself
saying something like that

about someone we love.

And, Seth, I understand that.

Like, I don't even remember
saying those things.

And I-I did feel hurt.

Like, I understand Meredith
was hurting. I was hurting, too.

I'm not... I'm not making excuses,

but I was coming
from a place of hurt.

- It just seemed so hateful.
- It was. It was hurt.

I'm human, and I was hurting.
It wasn't hate.

It was hurt.
I'm one of five girls,

and, like, I'm a girls' girl.

I have four sisters that I'm,
like, very responsible for,

and, like, I have my stuff
going on, too, Seth.

Nobody knows what goes on
for me.

Nobody asked me,
and then I'm trying to, like,

be there for others.

I've never talked badly
about Meredith to anyone.

There's not one person
in this friend group

that can say I've ever said
anything about her.

The rant was...

I know, but I thought I was
in a private space

just, like, hurting.

It wasn't meant for anybody else
to hear.

And, like, I don't expect you
to, like, like, forgive.

She's hurt more than me,
and rightfully so.

It's hard right now, so, like,
we'll just keep moving forward.

Thanks for listening to me.

[♪]

Do I have a problem
saying I'm sorry? Never.

Do I have a problem
taking accountability

for my actions or my words?
Not at all.

But at some point,
if it's not being heard,

and the apology
isn't being accepted,

there's nothing more I can do.
I have to move on.

- Do you care if we leave?
- You okay?

- What was she saying?
- I wasn't ready for it.

- Why did you even go there?
- What was I gonna do?

I would say,
"It's not the time and place."

[♪]

The bad news is she doesn't...
She seems to be excusing it

and not taking accountability
for it.

Is it an apology when
you're excusing the behavior?

BOTH: No.

- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you, guys.

Love you. Bye. Good night.

[♪]

[indistinct conversations]

Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City"...

We're gonna plan a little party.
It's gonna be called

the "Garbage Trash Whore"
lingerie party.

- That's not good.
- I'll just say G.T.W.

[chants] G.T.W.

[♪]

I love Arizona in the winter.

What's up?!

I missed you!

No.

I love you both,
and maybe it's at the point now

where there can
be a conversation,

- and she can hear you.
- Have you talked to her about it?

Yes.

Meredith brought up rumors
about Lisa having...

- [lowered voice] About what?
- Affairs.

I just heard that she was,
you know,

doing favors to help get places
to pick up Vida Tequila.

You have to swallow it
and bury it.

We have a shaman coming.

She recommended not drinking.

Yeah.

- How are we feeling?
- I had some anxiety.

Well, I used to feel like
I was a safe space for you.

You are not a safe space, Lisa.

[♪]

I mean, I'm not gonna lie.