The Real Housewives of Potomac (2016–…): Season 6, Episode 20 - Reunion Part 3 - full transcript

Previously, on
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" Reunion...

I'm back in full action.
I'm feeling more attractive.

I'm feeling more sexual,
like myself before I had kids.

So...

Ooh, this is,
like, ladies now?

- I'm not saying no.
- Okay,

- What?
- okay.

If you want to tune me out
and walk away from me,

- that's fine.
- I'm just...

- No, I'm just saying no one wants
that because we care for you. No.

Because what you all
are failing to remember...



But no one is going to stand
in the line of fire

either of abuse.

You have become a disaster
on social media

because you're getting in fights
with Chris Bassett.

My husband wanted to
sleep with you,

- according to you.
- Right.

I own it.

You've seen
my kids grow up.

I have.

And you would never
disrespect them.

- Never.
- And so, I appreciate that.

Don't make me cry.

I would like a Karen
and Gizelle hug.

- I'm gonna grab the booty.
- Do over.



- Aww.
- Unh, unh, unh.

She's so nasty.

She's so nasty.
[laughing]

As a wife, I don't ever
wanna see my husband hurt

but especially not by my mom.

Who here had heard
the rumors about Eddie?

She said, "It makes me think
whether the plastic surgery

is to overcompensate
for the rumors."

That's where you went left.

What type of woman are you
to say that a woman has surgery

to keep a man?

You had a whole tummy tuck.
Did you keep Jamal?

[♪]

*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC REUNION*
Season 06 Episode 20

Episode Title: (Reads)
Part three of the Reunion starts now.

What type of woman are you
to say that

a woman has surgery
to keep a man?

You had a whole tummy tuck.
Did you keep Jamal?

Um, no, I had a tummy tuck
'cause I had twins.

- No, did you keep Jamal?
- I... I don't...

I didn't have a tummy tuck
for a man, sweetie.

Exactly, so,
why would you think that

another woman would have
plastic surgery for a man?

But what are
you talking about?

I didn't say that.

It wasn't about
your plastic surgery, Wendy.

You said that.

You know, I don't like to
really discuss a lotta, um,

nonsense that the...
The social media

and Twitter has to say,
but it could be

why Wendy has
new titties and a new booty.

I'm just sayin'.

I'm gettin' my titties done
because I've had three kids.

That has nothing to do
with any rumor.

Did you get your ass done
'cause you had three kids?

Yeah, I sure did
'cause my ass was flat.

I had nothin'.

So, y'all got
somethin' in common.

Jordan from Boston said,

"Wendy, why did you go so hard
on Gizelle and Robyn

at the whiskey tasting
but not Ashley?

Ashley was the one who brought
the rumors up to you

in the first place,

and Robyn wasn't
really involved."

Robyn wasn't
involved at all.

Well, honestly,
the type of person I am,

I don't beat around the bush.

I go straight to the snake
and take the head off.

She heard it from Gizelle.
I was going to Gizelle.

As far as Robyn,
I was upset at Robyn

because Robyn texted me and
told me the rumor in January.

Why didn't you simply
stick up for me as your friend?

Okay, so,
you're not understanding.

I had no idea
what Ashley said to you

to make you so upset because
that rumor that we talked about

came from a noncredible blog
that I didn't believe.

So, when you walk in and
you're talking about a rumor,

I'm, like, thinking
it's something new.

- What was said about Eddie?
- Don't worry.

If you wanna know,
your friend will tell you.

No, I wanna know from you.

- So, you...
- And your energy

was not only
pointed towards Gizelle.

It was also pointed towards me

like I had something
to do with it,

and I had no idea
what Ashley said.

- Because you sent me a text...
- What?

That explicitly stated
what the rumor was,

- on January 3rd.
- I just... Wendy, I just...

And you responded.

Did you really
spend money for...

- Yes, I did.
- Come on, professor.

- So, you can see it.
- Wendy, I didn't...

Wendy, did you hear what I said?
I just said...

You said, "Girl,
what kind of lawyer is Eddie

because All About the Tea
needs to be shut down?

They were talking today
on YouTube

and said, 'Girl, ' they said,

'Wendy's husband
cheating with a white woman

and had a baby with her.'"

You said...

- Did you not hear what I just said?
- She said, "Girl, who knew people were such losers?"

- We had a whole conversation.
- Where did that come from?

Wendy, I thought it
was a different rumor

- There's only one rumor.
- Hello, hello!

Time out!

That was the middle of March
when we were in Williamsburg.

Like I said, I don't believe...

January and
you're trying to make me...

Do you think I believe
that you and your bestie,

you didn't
know the rumor?

No.

But you didn't know
the rumor?

No, can I talk?

Like, can you stop
cutting me off?

Did you not hear what I said?

I said I knew about
the rumor.

She said she thought
it was a different rumor.

We talked about the rumor.
The blog is not credible.

So, when you come in the room
fired up about a rumor,

- I'm thinking it's a new rumor.
- I don't know

that this is evidence.

It's the middle of March.

This is kind of
a game of telephone.

She thought that
it was a different rumor.

So, I mean,
there are some things

that maybe
were misunderstood here.

No.

But let me
tell you somethin'.

I don't lie.

If I knew what rumor
they were talking,

I would say, "Oh, yeah,
that ****ing rumor.

No, I know what
you're talking about."

Tanya from Chattanooga said,

"Gizelle, if you were
really genuine,

you would've taken your concerns
about the change

in Wendy's personality
directly to Wendy

and not to the other women."

- Correct.
- Correct.

"Why didn't you pull Wendy
to the side

like you did with Robyn?"

I had planned on it,

and then when
we got to Williamsburg,

and then the whole conversation
at the dinner

kinda went left a little bit,
you were being very defensive,

I said to Ashley,
"You know what?

I'm not really
gonna say anything

'cause, you know,
I'm not the one."

I really do wanna
talk about it with her.

It was kinda like I...
It wasn't...

I should not say anything.

I'm being defensive
because you guys were there

attacking my body.

You said I have no substance.

Okay, I'm just
telling you why.

- No.
- If she had pulled you aside

on camera and brought it up,
would it have been any better?

No.

It would've been
much better than you...

Because she would still be
bringing it up on camera.

She would still be
bringing it up on camera,

but I would...

Wouldn't you
have been pissed?

I would have given her more
leg to stand on

for her to run behind the stuff
she's been saying,

which is,
"I was concerned."

- You're not concerned about me.
- I was.

Wendy, if the...
If it's false,

then why are you so upset?

- That's my husband.
- But if it's false...

That's my sweetie.
That's up to you.

I can respond how I want to.

- That's my husband's reputation.
- On that note...

But you can't be mad at her
for be... for...

For not being a good friend
to you

because that's her response.

Yes, I can.
That, yes...

On that note,
Neta from Minnesota

- said, "Gizelle."
- Yeah.

"You and your kids were hurt
by what Karen said about Jamal,

but don't Wendy's kids matter
when you're trying to expose

a false rumor
about their father?"

So, as far as your children
is concerned,

I think that
they would want people to say,

"Hey, these ladies are not
believing what is out there."

Britane from
Joliet, Illinois said,

"Wendy, why do you think
you're exempt

from getting talked about
when it comes to

rumors about your marriage
when everyone on the show

has experienced it?"

Everything, unfortunately,
is fair game, Wendy,

whether or not
it's true or where...

Whatever the source is.

If it's something that we feel
is relevant to a conversation,

I don't know why we would
tiptoe around it

or why we should
censor ourselves in what we say.

You shouldn't
tiptoe around it.

My piece around this is,
I feel like it was calculated

because this is the same blog
that said Gizelle

paid Jamal $100,000
to be her significant other

last year.

This is the same blog that said
that Gizelle has a STD.

The fact that she specifically
targeted me

and chose I'm gonna
talk about this

without saying on camera,

"Well, this blog
also talks about me,"

shows that
what you did was calculated.

You did it on purpose.

No, it shows I was
talking about social media.

No, it was not social media

because you never
talked to me about.

It was social media.

- So, why are you...
- What are you...

I-I didn't talk to you
about it

'cause, Wendy,
we didn't talk.

- Had we sat down...
- We didn't talk?

- No.
- Oh, okay,

but you're the same person that
would say in your interviews

that you called me
before the show

- started filming and...
- That's true.

- You called me?
- You called me.

And said what?

We talked about
a whole lotta things.

That's not true.

You were not angry at all.

- Oh, Lord.
- Oh, God.

- Not a file.
- And you said to me...

- Wait, Wendy, I'm not done.
- Uh-oh.

Are you gonna listen,
or are you gonna look at stuff?

- Black and white.
- Okay.

I pulled my phone records
'cause, you know,

I'm married to an attorney.

- I called you.
- You called me.

- I called you one time.
- That was the time.

- Yeah, we talked.
- So, we didn't talk?

- For one minute.
- Ooh.

- So, you're a liar.
- No, no, no, no, no.

- You called me.
- You're a liar.

- No, sorry.
- You're a liar.

- I called you back.
- You called me.

No, you didn't.
Oh, I knew you would say that.

I called you back.
[laughing]

And I was married to
an attorney.

- This is scary.
- Oh, my God.

We pulled
the phone records, again.

Okay.

I am thoroughly
entertained, God.

And it shows that there were
no calls made after that was...

I don't think this matters.

- Yes, it does.
- It doesn't.

It doesn't, Wendy.

Because she's
saying that we talked.

No, no, no.

So, we didn't
talk about Eboni?

- We didn't talk about Vivian?
- Do you know why?

She said we talked about
a lot of stuff, right?

We did.

How do you talk about
a lotta stuff for one minute?

- Okay.
- I gotta tell you something.

And I called you,
and this is the last part.

We... went from the...
We went from the binder

- t this loose-leaf folder.
- Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go.

- This is... this is a fall.
- Let me say this.

- Let me tell you something.
- Oh, Lord.

We talked for 60 seconds.
Godspeed.

Listen, I think that
what I would like to do...

- We never talked about it.
- Yes, we did.

- Stop lying.
- Yes, we did.

Stop lying.

I... uh, are there
any other apologies

- that anyone wants to make...
- We talked for one minute.

Relating to this topic
before I move on?

I feel bad greatly
that you feel like

we were judging you,
and the things that transpired

after that obviously
took a different turn,

but the fact that you feel like
we were shaming you

for embracing who you are,
embracing your femininity,

I am sorry for that.

Well, thank you, Ashley.
I appreciate that.

Very good.
We're gonna leave it there.

We'll be right back.

Where is the Tylenol?

- Water.
- Water.

Coming up...

This is a
little unheard of.

- What?
- But I need some tequila.

Can someone bring me
some tequila?

[♪]

- Andy.
- Uh-uh.

[screaming]

Where is my water
'cause y'all are not gonna

have me passing out
from dehydration?

Ashley...

My hair is back?

Yeah, no, but I'm...
I'm only looking forward.

- No, on the side, it's, like...
- You can see it?

- Oh, a pouf.
- Yeah.

- Just go like this.
- Push.

- It's pinned.
- Oh.

Yeah, so, I'll just
try to stay looking.

- Oh.
- Thank you, though.

I know, girl.
I ain't... I ain't stressing.

Four, three, two.

And we're back with

"The Real Housewives
of Potomac."

Well, with a case of
the COVID blues, Robyn,

you found yourself
sleeping on opportunity

and also literally
just sleeping.

Could a life coach
help you wake up

while you still had
a relationship to revive

and a business to embellish?
Let's watch.

Robyn, you gotta
get out the bed.

- Go, do somethin'.
- All right.

It's the pandemic.

You don't get your day
started until 2 p.m.

- It's, like, 12.
- Robyn, that's a turnoff.

I don't know what it is,
but I've been, like,

unmotivated, lately.

What you're saying
really sounds like depression.

I have retailers
reaching out to me.

- Give me an example.
- Macy's.

What?
And what are you saying?

Nothing.

Before we go down the road
of having a baby,

we have to make sure that
the things that happened before

don't happen again.

This is stupid.

You're making it more serious
than what it was.

I'm not.

I'm not talking
about that anymore.

What the [BLEEP]?
Jesus.

All right.

[laughing]

All right.

So, Robyn, Melissa
from Indianapolis said,

"I appreciate you being open

about your COVID funk
this season,

but it seems like
you were apprehensive

to call it depression.
Why is that?"

Um, so, I've always
considered myself a, you know,

let everything roll off my back
type of person,

and so I've never thought
the possible

- that I could be depressed.
- Mm-hmm.

But honestly, there was
some depression in there,

and, um, but the depression,
the seasonal thing,

is definitely real for me,
but I think,

if I feel myself
falling back into that

where I feel like
I'm not functioning,

then I will probably try to
get more help for that.

Well, we got
a strong reaction

to Juan calling
your behavior out.

Yes.

And saying it
was unattractive.

He's used to me
being the strong one.

So, he really felt bad that
he wasn't really giving me

the support, the tender support,
that I needed for myself.

It was personally painful
to see you say

that you were blowing off
T.J. Maxx and Macy's.

- I just said that.
- Like, I was like no.

- Yeah.
- Yes, don't come.

Those opportunities
are so rare.

Yeah.

So, where are you
with those huge companies

and with this business?
[sighs]

My item is not that
high enough priced...

Right.

That I can really
make a good profit.

If you can kill e-commerce,
then that's what you need to do.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, are you
killing e-commerce?

- I'm killing e-commerce.
- She is a millionaire.

- She's killing it.
- Are you?

Did you buy the new house
with your hat money?

It just...
Um, I pid my taxes off

- with my hat money.
- Yay.

Really?

I put my down payment
on my house with my...

- With my... yeah.
- Good for you.

And is the house done?

- Oh, yeah, we're moved in.
- That's great.

Yeah, it's very...

It's very nice.

If I come over,
can I use your bathroom?

- Is it?
- How do you know?

- I saw the pictures on the TV.
- Huh?

Can I use your bathroom
if I come over?

You can use mine.
You can use one of y six.

Yes, you can use
one of my many bathrooms.

- Really?
- Yes.

- Yeah.
- Number two.

Oh, sh...

Now, if you go number two,
Juan is gonna be

right behind you with the Lysol.

Okay, just so you know,
I'm not goin' number two

in anybody's house.
[laughing]

So, will you
get married next year?

I hope so.
I just...

Who here thinks
they're gonna get married

next year?

If she says
she's getting married,

- she's getting married.
- She said she hopes so.

- I... I want you to.
- Okay.

- He said, "Okay."
- But I need to see you, like,

talking about wedding stuff.

So, I will be honest.

I'm excited about the fact

that we have recommitted
our relationship,

and we are going to
get married eventually.

Ashley, why is Michael
always saying that

Robyn and Juan are not
gonna get married?

Did they get married yet?

Robyn says she's waiting
until the pandemic ends.

I told ya.
I said it wouldn't happen.

Michael is of the thought

that they've been together
this long

without being married that,
like, why would they?

They... they're
already together.

It's just a piece of paper.

You know Michael
wanna marry Juan.

[laughing]

Michael wanna take Juan away.

- You are a very good man.
- You're my guy.

- No, I'm telling you.
- Cheers.

Here's to a-a great family
and a great marriage.

And great friends.

And a great bachelor
party in Vegas.

[laughing]

Just you and I?
Just you and I?

Just you and I.
[laughing]

If the wedding date gets set,
he gets a trip to Vegas

with Juan for
the bachelor party.

That's true.

Uh, I don't know about that.

Uh, Robyn, in the finale,
you and Juan had a big fight

about how present Juan was
as a father

- the first time around.
- Yeah.

What was the fallout
of that argument,

and where are you two now
when it comes to that?

Um, he-he came back.
He-he-he drove back.

He drove back.
Yes, girl.

- Oh, he did?
- Yes, he drove back.

- Oh, nice.
- He-he gets a little upset

when I keep bringing it up, but,
honestly,

I'm not going to
not bring it up to him.

I'm going to continually

- remind him...
- Yeah.

Of, you know,
what I expect out of him.

Where are you with
having another child?

Are we... are we
shooting up the club?

- We are shooting up the club.
- Whoo!

Oh, my God.
I hate that terminology.

- They're trying. - No.
- Oh.

- No, no, no, no, no.
- They're shooting up.

I told him I would
be open until I was 43.

- That clock is ticking.
- How old are you now?

- I'm 42.
- Girl, that's in...

- Oh, well, tick tock.
- It's next April.

I know.

Okay, but you have to do
the girl positions

- to get the girl.
- Which is what?

You don't have
not ne'er child.

See?

If you want a girl,
don't do doggy style.

- Live longer.
- Don't do doggy style.

- Don't.
- Okay.

All right.
We're gonna leave it there.

[laughing]

Uh, we're gonna take a break,
and then the husbands

will be joining us.
We'll be right back.

- Water.
- Water.

Okay, we are taking a, uh,
like, a ten-minute break

while we reset.

All right.
Bring the chairs in.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

So, you can go
to the restroom.

[♪]

- Oh, hi.
- Nicki Minaj.

Andy.

Okay, now, we've been
shooting for hours.

- Okay.
- We're all a little ragged.

Okay.

Girl, I, you know,
I'm too tired.

There you go.
I know.

You are gonna
do your own thing.

Yes.

Anyone that you feel like
when you walk out there

should be, like, uh-oh?

[♪]

It's a...
It's a reunion.

There should be mints.

Possibly Ashley.

Chile... When she brought
her butt out up out that house

with her breast milk...

to read somebody about
their husband and family,

I wasn't feeling that.

People said to me that
if I spoke to Candiace

about her music,
that she might be sad

or take it the wrong way.

♪ Maybe we can fall
in love ♪

But I don't think she should
take it the wrong way.

Well, I'm excited,
because you actually can

- take sides.
- Yes.

And you're actually
gonna say your opinions.

- So, uh...
- So, everybody hear that.

So, don't be telling me
that I did my job wrong.

Andy gave me permission
that I can take sides.

Yes, you can.

All right. I'm gonna
go back down there.

- Thank you.
- They are going to flip out.

Okay.

So, uh, I'll see
you in a little bit.

- All right.
- You look beautiful.

Thank you.

- Okay.
- All right.

[♪]

We got some drama.

- Where did Chris go?
- He, oh, he went to get...

- He went to get the ice, baby.
- Oh, there he is.

- Oh, it's this way?
- This way?

Yes.

Thanks for calling
us gentlemen.

I guess we're dressed
nicely, huh?

- Ray, good to see you.
- Yeah, hey, how you doin'?

Doin' great. Doin' great.

- G.
- Andy.

- It's a pleasure, sir.
- Ray.

Hey, good
to see you, partner.

Great to see you.
Here we are, again, Mr. Eddie.

- Andy, a pleasure.
- How you doin'?

- Good to see you, again.
- You look good.

Oh, Mr. Cohen,
how are you, sir?

- Great to see you.
- All right, we are rolling.

Four, three, two.

All right, we are
back with the husbands.

Hey, guys, thanks
for joining us.

- Oh, hello.
- Hey, Andy.

Hi, Andy.

Well, Raymond Huger,
as I live and breathe.

[laughing]
Great to see you, sir.

Thank you.
It's good to be here.

Uh, Ray, would you say that,
uh, you and Karen

are in the honeymoon phase?

I would say we're
in the honeymoon phase.

- Yes.
- Great.

- How you doin', Eddie?
- I'm doing well, Andy.

Good. You get confused
for Idris Elba a lot?

All the time.

All the time.
[laughing]

So, why wouldn't
she come at...

At Eddie who looks
like Idris Elba, honey,

the same person who she said
that she would [BLEEP]

up and down?

G, how are you?

- I'm doing well, Andy.
- Great to see you.

- Thank you.
- Who is with us today?

Gordon, G, Zaddy G?

[laughing]

I'm not sure which one
is which, Andy.

- [laughing]
- Okay, Chris Bassett,

you are, uh, repping
your wife on the tee shirt.

- As I always do.
- Yes.

Well, it's so good
to see you all.

Michael and Juan could
not be here today.

Uh, Michael has
a condition

that is known as
"the reunions,"

which is, uh...
[laughing]

- No, Andy, I swear. Listen.
- Is it a runny stomach or a...

- Or a... bad throat or...
- He gets sick.

No, I swear. He gets sick
every time of year.

- I swear to goodness.
- Yeah, I know he does.

It's called "the reunions."

And I think he may
have pneumonia now.

- I swear to gosh.
- Oh, he does?

- I think he does.
- I'm sorry. Me, too.

He won't go to the
doctor but... - Oop.

I'm not going to
the dctor, either.

- Okay. Wow.
- I want Michael to be better.

- Me, too. Thank you.
- Dorothy is calling.

- Thank you for your concern.
- Oh, Lord, not Dorothy callin'.

- Is she, really?
- Oh, now Dorothy is callin?

- 'Cause... 'cause Chris is here.
- [laughing]

- Ma, hello.
- Spidey senses were tingling.

- [laughing]
- Mom, say hi to everyone.

We're literally
at the reunion.

- Say hello.
- Seriously, are we doing that?

- Oh, hey.
- Hi, Miss Dorothy.

- Hi.
- Let me have that.

- Oh, Lord.
- Oh, sh...

Uh...

It depends what you call
a good time, Miss Dorothy.

Now, Miss Dorothy,
you had a good time

at your daughter's
video shoot, didn't you?

Oh, [BLEEP].

Do you have any regrets
about your line of questioning

and conversations?

Is Chris gettin' paid?

Officially, I don't think.

Hell yeah.

- I'm sorry. Did she say, "No?"
- Shh.

You were just being chatty.

Okay.

Have you apologized to
your son-in-law's face?

- Okay.
- Aww, Chris.

Do you think... you think
he is owed that by you?

Uh...

- That's fine.
- Did she say she guess?

You guess that's fine.

- Wow. Can we just hang up?
- Okay. All right.

- Okay.
- Ahh!

Well, okay.

Well, we're gonna
leave it there.

Make that a good apology
to Chris Bassett.

- On camera.
- Yeah, on camera.

- Okay.
- Okay, mom. Love you.

Bye.

She was very excited that
we've been talking about her.

Very excited.

I don't know if
she'll be excited

- when she knows the context.
- Correct.

She will not be.

Um, well, they say behind
every great housewife

there is a great husband,
and this season the men

got a chance to shine.

The guys kept the party going
and proved that GVO

ain't nothin' but a G thing.

[laughing]

- GVO.
- Husbands gone wild.

Welcome to
the Eastern Shore, honey.

The goal of
this weekend is GVO.

Hell yeah!

GVO!

[♪]

Ooh, Jesus.

Why you look so good, girl?

- Oh, Lord.
- Sorry, Ray.

Where the white women at?

- Ahh, stop!
- Ooh, chile.

We work hard,
but we play harder.

My erection...

Oh, hey, now.

I don't care how hung
your penis is, sir.

Keep those things
to yourself.

- [laughing]
- All right.

So, Gordon, uh, how was
the "Housewives" experience

in general for you?

Yeah, Andy,
in general, overall,

it was actually very good.

I just made up my mind
I was gonna enjoy the experience

and support my lovely,
beautiful wife.

And enjoy it you did.

- [laughing]
- I did.

Marie from Belleville,
Illinois said,

"G was a whole new person
on the couples trip.

"Is he always like that when
he gets some drinks in him?"

- Yep.
- Okay.

Well, always is
an overstatement.

Okay.
[laughing]

Hey, there's nothing
wrong with that, G.

Beatrice from Phoenix said,

"Ashley, you seemed to get
really upset with G's behavior."

Hey, guys,
look at Ashley.

She looks funny
as sh... over there.

[laughing]

Yeah, but I'm on my side
of the car.

So?

"Why was that?

"We've seen your husband act
a million times worse,

"and you always seem to
give him a pass.

- "So, what's the big deal?"
- I'm... I'm sorry.

Let-let's... let's rewind.
[laughing]

Okay.

My husband has never
been overtly sexual

with anyone in this group.

I mean, he said he
would suck Juan's d...

So...

Wow.

That's something sexual.

[♪]

Beatrice from Phoenix said,

"Ashley, you seemed to get
really upset with G's behavior."

"Why was that?

"We've seen your husband act
a million times worse,

"and you always seem to
give him a pass.

- "So, what's the big deal?"
- I'm... I'm sorry.

Let-let's... let's rewind.
[laughing]

Okay.

My husband has never been
overtly sexual with anyone...

I mean, he said he
would suck Juan's d...

- So that's something sexual.
- Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

Did Juan have
a problem with it?

- What?
- Oh, God.

- Ooh!
- It was a joke.

It was a joke.

You heard the sentence,
"I would suck Juan's d..."

- Yes.
- Okay, fine.

- Whatever.
- Yeah.

Michael doesn't
even remember saying it,

so that's a whole
other can of worms.

- He did, but...
- Okay.

I'll never forget it.

Yeah.
[laughing]

All right. All right.

What I'm saying is,
what happened with Karen,

Karen perceived G differently
than she perceived Michael

when he first came around.
Maybe the group had to be...

It's because G spent time
with me, though.

G made the effort while
I was getting to know Mia

to be welcoming to me.

I knew he was harmless.

I think that's
the whole point.

- I know. Exactly.
- I'm just...

Michael has never licked
his tongue at anybody.

He's never been like,
"All right, y'all,

"it's time to pussy pop."

- He's never done any of that.
- Hmm.

Michael was on
the dance floor, very excited,

to the point where he decided
to grab Andrew's butt.

Ooh, I didn't
wanna see that.

Is Ashley okay with
the butt squeeze?

Are you okay with
butt squeezing?

I... it's...
It's not a big deal.

And we didn't know G.

All of that behavior
was displayed,

and it was kinda
like whoa.

If you guys had
a problem with it,

why not just address it
then and there?

What-whatever G was doing
prior to our interaction,

that's fine, but when it
comes to the back of the bus,

where I was, that was
where I had a problem.

G, do you have anything
to say about that?

Well, the only thing
I would say was

that I had no intentions
of hurting your feelings,

and after seeing it play back,
I clearly did that,

and I apologize.
So, sorry.

Well, damn, G, what?
Uh, thanks.

That's nice.
I'm not used...

I'm not used to that
this group but thank you.

- That's nice.
- Right. That's easy.

Uh, Nae from Brooklyn said,
"Robyn, I like you and Juan,

"but it's frustrating
that he rarely shows up

"for you at events.

"Do you ever get sick of making
excuses for his absence?"

Juan is not an entrepreneur.

- He's not a businessman.
- He's a basketball coach.

He's a basketball coach,
and he has to do his job

to perfection in order
to keep his job.

- Okay.
- So, he can't just leave his job

and not show up to practice
and not go on recruiting trips

and not... and whatever to
come on a-a couples trip. So...

Well, I mean, I can't
speak for everyone's husband,

but, like, my husband is not
necessarily an entrepreneur.

Like, for him to be here,

- he took off of work.
- Yes.

For him to be him on
the couples trip, he-he...

He took off of work.

You can speak
for your husband.

- It's the same thing.
- It is...

It is very different
when you're a Black man

in a predominantly white male
dominated industry that...

- So, he never taes off?
- No.

During basketball season, no.

Look, the college basketball
season is ridiculous.

But when we were filming,
was that...

But what does that... he...

So, is basketball season
year 'round?

- Yes.
- Basketball season,

practice has started,
and it will go until

the middle of March,
maybe the end of March,

depending on
how far they get.

You can ask any woman
married or, you know,

- person married to a coach.
- Mm-hmm.

And they will all say
we sacrifice our personal lives

- for their success.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Jen Shah.
- And-and that's...

Jen Shah... I was just
about to say that.

- Yes.
- Um, Chris,

we talked about this
with Candiace earlier,

but what's the status
of your husbandgering?

[laughing]

Y'all made too much of that.

Listen, I don't manage
Candiace's career.

I have no dealings
in her contracts,

her money, or nothing.

Candiace, with her going through
her MBA program and everything,

she needs time to study,
and her day starts at,

like, 3 p.m., and she goes
until 6 in the morning.

And so, when...
Yeah, it's very opposite

because with this music,

everybody is calling
and texting.

They need content.

They need, you know,
signatures, and this,

and that, and the third.
So, I answer. I'm basic...

In all honestly, Andy,
I'm a glorified secretary.

- [laughing]
- What?

- Stop telling people that.
- I answer emails

and some phone calls so
that people can

actually get sh... done
during normal business hours.

Got it.

I don't manage
Candiace's career.

Why do you think Dorothy
rolled her eyes when you said

that she has never paid a bill
with your name on it?

So, I'm gonna lead with
I love my mother-in-law.

[laughing]
Right?

- Okay.
- That's good.

But what I'm going to say,

is that when she
made the comment

that when we got married,
I quit my job, first of all,

I never quit a job,
number one.

Ever in his life.

Second of all, I have never
had a one-on-one conversation

with Candiace's mother
about my financial status.

She doesn't know not one thing
about my financial status

other than what
she gathers from a blog.

Candiace, how would
you characterize

your mom's relationship
with your husband now?

Um, now?

I mean, before, it was
probably surface'ish.

Now, I don't...
I have no idea.

I mean, it sounded like,
from my conversation with her,

uh, I can't tell if she
thinks she actually owes you

- an apology or not.
- I got the same reaction.

- [laughing]
- Yeah.

- That's what's frustrating.
- And... and that's fine.

- Like...
- Yes.

It's not fine.
It's... you say it's fine.

I'm okay.

But you're not okay,
and it's not fine.

Do you think you're
anything like your mom?

I'm a lot like my mom.

Yeah, I am,
but I think the...

The beauty of being
outside of her,

is that I'm able to see
some of the things about her

that I don't
want to be like

and to see a lot
of the things about her

that I do cherish
and respect a lot.

She has a lot
of great qualities, absolutely.

She has a lot
of great qualities

that I do want to emulate.

Okay.

KK from Long Island said,

"Chris, did you try and holler
at Mia back in the day?"

I-I was so confused
by that.

- You did?
- What happened?

That's what she said
in her tweet.

That's what
she said in a tweet.

Had y'all met before?

- No.
- No, never.

- I've never met Mia and...
- Oh, this was just a jab.

- No. That was just a jab.
- Oh, okay.

- Or it was a lie.
- Can I just say this?

So, why would you say
something like that?

So, Gordon,
what do you think...

What do you think about
Mia putting that out there?

- Just because.
- Just, like, that's-that's...

- That's a straight up lie.
- A whole lie.

Your wifeput out a tweet
that accused Chris

- of trying to toss her salad.
- I tossed her salad, allegedly.

- Allegedly.
- Of having sexual relations.

So, I did tell you, but I'll...
I'll refresh your memory

'cause there's
so much going on.

So, Candiace called me
handsome on Twitter,

and I said, "Well, how would
you like it if you found out

"that your husband was tossing
my salad in the kitchen?"

Boundaries don't
abound in your mouth.

No, time out.

I retracted that immediately
and publicly saying I wasn't...

But you still said it.

What would possess you to
say something like that?

What possessed you to say
that I was handsome, okay?

It... it was a lot...
A lot of tweets.

You spent weeks waking up
like a fan obsessing over me.

No, I spent weeks waking up
responding to people.

Scrolling back weeks looking
for photos of me to...

To-to zoom in on my feet.

Because you're talking about
my feet the entire season

and your feet
looking like that.

I think it's weird
for a married woman

to say Eddie never made
eye contact with you.

He doesn't think
anybody in here is cute.

Honey, your husband couldn't
even look me in the eye

when he met me.
[laughing]

What type of married woman
cares if you make eye contact?

Because... no,
it's called [indistinct].

I don't even know
if I've ever seen Juan's eye.

I don't know if
I've ever seen Chris' eye.

Do you know what?

I don't care,
'cause I am Mrs. Osefo.

The only person's eye
I care to see is Eddie,

but your ass was like,

"Oh, Eddie didn't
make eye contact with me."

- Bitch, what?
- Because you're insecure,

- and your husband is scared.
- Wrong.

You're very insecure,

and that's what
you throw around.

That's what you throw around.

I'm insecure when
you're here lying,

talking about he
tossed your salad.

That better not be Mia.
That better not be Mia.

- He tossed your salad.
- He tossed your salad.

- No, I retracted that.
- He tossed your salad.

[♪]

The only person's eye
I care to see is Eddie,

but your ass was like,

"Oh, Eddie didn't make
eye contact with me."

- Bitch, what?
- Because you're insecure.

No, wrong.
You're very insecure.

I'm insecure when
you're here lying,

talking about
he tossed your salad.

That better not be Mia.
That better not be Mia.

He tossed your salad.
He tossed your salad.

- No, I retracted that.
- He tossed your salad.

- I retracted that.
- Don't give her no more.

- That's it.
- He tossed your salad.

- That's it.
- I'm gonna move on.

I'm gonna move on.

Okay, Eddie, uh,

what was your takeaway
of what happened

with the rumors about
you this season?

Watching it back, was it
brought up in a malicious way?

You know, it was
brought up in a way

that it didn't show concern
for me or my children.

Hmm.

Anything the ladies
wanna say about that?

Gizelle?

Um, I think we've
hashed that out,

uh, ad infinitum.
So, no.

Do you feel like you owe
Eddie any kind of apologies?

No, I said a million times
I don't believe it.

Eddie, what was it like
going on the girls trip,

uh, with Gizelle
after all that fallout?

We didn't see you
two interact much.

We wouldn't talk,
like, ad nauseam anyways,

- but it wasn't...
- We spoke, we were cordial.

- Yeah, we were cordial.
- Yeah, for sure.

It wasn't like,
uh, anything awkward.

Eddie doesn't get into...
Like, Eddie is

a glass half full
type of person.

- Yeah.
- So, at the end of the day,

it doesn't... you know,
he knows his truth.

It's never about him.
He's very selfless.

It's always about
me and the kids,

making sure we're good.

Um, okay, switching gears.

Karen, you are
a woman of many titles,

grand dame, ambassador,

and now twice
Mrs. Ray Huger.

So, let's take
a look as you were

decorated, celebrated,

and let's not forget
"vassinated."

"Vassinated."

Watch.

[screaming, laughing]

Hey, baby.

When Ray asked me
to marry him last year,

I was blown away
'cause we'd gone through hell.

I am honored to present
this token to you.

- [clapping]
- All right.

Thank you.

I'm humbled to be
named ambassador

to my hometown,
Surry County.

This is a great place
to start

some preliminary
shooting for

Surry County tourism video.

Why are you doing
your Surry tourism video

in Potomac?

Kahlil Gibran
says it this way.

It's in the sweetness
of friendship

that let there be laughter.

- Let's be friends.
- That's right.

I mean,
maybe the institution

is just a friendship.

[cheers and applause]

But it would make sense about
all the DMs she slides in.

It makes sense.

- What DMs?
- I was joking.

Okay.
So, Karen,

how involved are you
in your role

as ambassador
to Surry County?

I'm extremely involved.

I'm proud to announce
that we did bring wi-fi

to Surry County now.

- Good.
- Yeah, I'm very happy.

Thank you.
Uh, we are hard at work

to really address the needs
of this rural county,

which I'm from,
and I'm really proud of it.

- That's great.
- Yeah.

Justine from
Derry, New Hampshire said,

"Why did Ray tell
Karen to announce

she was launching
her next installment of La Dame

when she was inducted
as the ambassador of Surry?"

Well, Ray is a huge fan

of me succeeding
in business.

He is my greatest
cheerleader.

I-I don't think Karen
markets herself

as much as she
could or should,

- given the opportunities that she has.
- Here we go.

There's no reason
to be in business

and be quiet about it.

If it weren't for Ray,
I don't believe

I would be in
Bloomingdale's and HSN.

I think that's amazing,

but I wonder why
when it's the other way,

when I'm pushing
Candiace to do her thing,

and I'm supporting her,

- I'm riding her coattails.
- Mm-hmm.

That's very
interesting to me.

I'd like to know
the answer to that.

Well, I am totally
supportive

of what you and
Candiace are doing.

I also said,
"Mind your own business."

This is between
you and Candiace.

But Gizelle thinks that
it's a different scenario.

- Why?
- Ray held Karen down.

You know, was
the breadwinner, whatever,

- for 20-somethin' years.
- Mm-hmm.

So, that's
the missing component.

Did y'all think
I... in' lived

- under a goddamn bridge?
- No, I-I-I just...

Like, y'all act like
I don't do nothin'.

- Well, no-no one said that.
- But y'all wanna perpetuate

this-this narrative
that I'm broke,

that I came from sh...,
that I ain't been nothin',

and I'm just out here bein'...
Who do you think is

perpetuating that narrative?

Everyone has said
in a roundabout way.

Is Chris on the payroll?

Is Chris gettin' paid
as a manager?

Ooh.

- Yeah.
- So, you think

him being the manager
is holding him back

from getting his hustle on?

I'm thinking that's
on her coattails.

Hmm.

So, let's talk-let's talk
about house for one second.

It emas...
It's emasculating.

Let's talk about the house.

When Candiace and I
were dating,

and she wanted me
to live with her,

I had a house.

I paid rent at your place

- and-and at my house.
- And you.

- Right?
- Yeah, you did.

But I was not going
to pay an entire mortgage

for an investment property
for you and your mother

- until we were married.
- Yeah.

But because of that,
everybody wants to think,

oh, his mother-in-law
is paying his life.

- [laughing]
- Back to Surry County.

- Yes.
- Oh, sorry, we hijacked.

- Peanuts in a shell, yes.
- We hijacked you.

- So, sorry.
- In the hull.

- In the hull, right.
- Uh, well,

I feel like you've put
Surry County on the map.

- I meant to, I meant to.
- I feel like it's

on the tip
of everyone's tongue.

- [laughing]
- It is, it really is,

and actually, you know,
I can report that,

uh, the tourism department
is getting

phone calls and inquiries,

which is gonna demand
that maybe we have,

like, a bed and breakfast
to accommodate.

You know, so, that's something
we're looking at, as well.

Belinda from New Paltz,
"Karen, um,

was the point of
having a vow renewal

to rub it in Robyn's face

that you're getting
married again,

and she's not, 'cause that's
what it seemed like?"

When is your wedding?

After COVID.
When is yours?

It will be soon
in a protected environment

where loved ones
can come together

and wish each other well
in a real wedding,

in a real relationship.

We have had some disconnect
this season.

So, uh, you know,
I own, you know,

taking a jab
here and there,

but my vow renewals had
nothing to do with Robyn.

Okay.
Uh, what was up with,

uh, Michael and Juan
not wearing their wedding rings?

How long did I wear
my ring for? A year?

- Like, never.
- What is wrong with this man?

I've already said, you know,
early in our marriage,

he was an NBA player.

He was-he was kind of,
you know,

under bad influence

and probably just
purposely didn't wear it,

and I eventually sold it
'cause he didn't wear it.

Oh.

- Oh, wow.
- Wow.

- And Michael?
- Michael has Dupuytren's,

which is, he has
a huge knot,

uh, his...
In his fingers here,

and he actually had
to take his ring off

because it was swelling.

It's like a joint thing.
He has to get a shot in it.

So, he has it
on both hands.

- Wow.
- Oh.

Yeah, it's called
Dupuytren's.

That's-that's a thing.

- Wowzers.
- Um...

I did love seeing Juan
be the peacemaker,

uh, at the vow renewal.

Jane from
Weymouth, Mass. Said,

"Ashley, you have to admit
Michael is the bigger offender

in the Chris-Michael feud.

He his much more rude
to Chris and Candiace

than Chris is
to you guys."

I don't even know
what Chris does.

- Well, he's a...
- And he's basically

living off his wife,
which is about

- the worst thing you can do.
- He's...

I would say that
Michael's beef

is not with Chris.

It definitely is more so
with how aggressively

Candiace has come for him,

and out of respect,
he does talk more to Chris.

So, he keeps it
more man to man.

I... and I would
agree with that,

and-and if we...
He and I get to a good place,

we get to a good place,
but I'm-I'm of the mindset

that if he's cool,
I'm cool,

and if he don't wanna be cool,
I don't have to be cool.

- It's fine.
- All right.

It's always great
to see the husbands.

Thanks for joining us.
We're gonna take a break,

and we will be
right back after this.

- Whoo!
- Ooh, chile.

- Oh, Lord.
- Okay, so, now listen.

They need to reset.

- We need to go our rooms?
- No, just out here, all right.

- So, can they go?
- Are the guys...

- Can they leave, leave?
- Yes, the men can leave.

- Yes.
- Okay.

All right, clear set.

Let's go, let's sweep it up.
The husband chairs.

Okay.

Where is my tequila at?

[♪]

- Go to in... inside?
- Yes, ma'am.

[♪]

Yeah, absolutely.

All right, so, we're
gonna cross this grass.

- Yes.
- It's a little squishy,

- if you want a hand.
- Thank you.

I don't want you
to go down.

We're gonna actually go
around that way.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

This is the hiding.
We're gonna surprise them.

Oh, right, right, right.
Okay.

Oh, I thought this was
real concrete, chile.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

So, this is gonna
be your chair, okay?

- Okay, Andy Minaj.
- That's what we wanna show.

Okay, great.
Can we place her?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Darby!

Oh, what happened to...

- Did you hear yourself?
- Did that-did that echo?

Yes.
[laughing]

- Welcome back.
- Thank you.

If you'll get in
your seat real quick.

All right, let's do this.
How many minutes, Andy?

All right, let's get
ready to land this plane,

- ladies and gentlemen.
- Yes.

- Land the plane, Wendy.
- Come on, pilot.

Three, two, one.

We are back with "The Real
Housewives of Potomac" reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

It has been a long season.

- Yes.
- It's been a long night.

- Yeah.
- We still have some stuff to do.

This is a little
unheard of,

but I need some tequila.

Can someone bring me
some tequila?

What?

[screaming]

I'm here, bitches!

We are back with "The Real
Housewives of Potomac" reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

It has been a long season.

- Yes.
- It's been a long night.

- Yeah.
- We still have some stuff to do.

This is a little
unheard of,

but I need some tequila.

Can someone bring me
some tequila?

[heels clicking]

- What?
- Andy.

[gasps]

[heels clicking]

- [screaming]
- I'm here, bitches!

Boom, boom, boom.

- Take your tequila.
- I told you!

Give it up for
Nicki Minaj!

- All right.
- Kisses, kisses, hugs.

- Ladies, sit back down.
- Yes.

Nicki, I am handing
you my-my chair.

Oh, my God.

Hi, y'all.
Hi, y'all. Hi, y'all.

- Hi.
- You know...

- Respect the host, ladies.
- Okay.

Respect the host.

- I'm gonna take my tequila and go.
- Oh, my God.

You have your pink cards.

I love you, Andy.
Thank you.

- Okay.
- You have pink cards.

I cannot believe Andy
is letting me do this.

- Enjoy.
- I love him.

Tonight, I am Andy-ana Minaj.

Andy-ana!

- Land the plane, Andy-ana.
- Let's go, Andy-ana.

- Yes.
- Land the plane.

- I love it.
- Yes.

- Okay.
- What a great surprise.

- Yes.
- Ladies, how are you doing?

- How are you doing, ladies?
- Oh, so good.

Good.

How are you doing?
How are you doing?

- We're good, we're good.
- Okay.

Now, before
we start, y'all...

Mm-hmm.

I wanna tell you
I wouldn't be here

if I didn't love
and respect you, okay?

- Aww, thank you.
- I love the show.

I was watching it
from the beginning.

You're into this.
You're that into this.

- We know.
- Yes.

So, even though
I have a job to do

- asking you questions...
- Yes.

You should just
have fun with it

because these are
questions courtesy of me

and the Barbs.

- Oh, sh...
- And, um, you know.

- Oh, the Barbs.
- This is the butter up.

- This is the butter up.
- Right.

- She's about to get into it.
- About to go.

This is the reasonable.
Here come the [indistinct].

Okay, all right.
So, we can start.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Oh, my first question
is, Ashley,

first of all, I wanna say I love
seeing you with your boys,

but, um, to me, because
you had just had a baby,

and you wanted to be home,
rightfully so, with your babies,

it seemed like you didn't
have much of a storyline.

So, is that why you
were willing to,

like, be Gizelle's sidekick

and-and be shade...
And be shady to Wendy?

No, no, no.

You ain't lug
your breastmilk down there

to start some drama
to be petty,

so you can get
more camera time, chile?

No, Nicki, Nicki,
Nicki, listen.

Are you gonna dispute that
it seems like you only came...

You left after you
did it, Ashley.

You didn't stay
and hang out with them.

Can I say I think
that she gave birth literally,

- like, two weeks into filming?
- She should have stayed home.

No.

Oh, Candi, girl.

[♪]

Next week, on "The Real
Housewives of Potomac" reunion finale...

You left your home to
do Gizelle's dirty work.

She also didn't expect
what happened to happen.

Robyn, you serious?

If it was chicken strips
and not steak,

would it have been
considered a strip club?

Yes or no?

My definition
of a strip club

is when you chicken wings.

Mia, I need you to
know you sound cra-dazy.

Do you think Mr. Darby
is attracted to Juan?

- Ahh!
- We all do.

- Wait, sexually?
- Yes, sexually.

Is there any other way?

[laughing]

You, Karen, and Ashley
all have married older men.

If you all had your own
$100 million in the bank,

would you have picked
this man?

I was attracted to him.

What was you attracted to?

You used autotune.

We need to hear somethin'
a capella, chile.

Let's hear it.

No, I don't wanna...
But I don't wanna sing.

- I don't want...
- She just asked you to sing "Drive Back."

- You're a artist, sing.
- Let me sing it, Nicki.

[laughing]