The Real Housewives of New Jersey (2009–…): Season 9, Episode 11 - Whine Country - full transcript

Jackie hosts a trip to a local vineyard for some much-needed bonding time. But when Jennifer attacks Jackie for writing an article about her family, Margaret gets involved and calls ...

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- Give me some energy.

- ♪ I don't care, so what? ♪

♪ I don't care, so what? ♪

- I've spent the entire weekend
making sure you feel fabulous.

I thought it was
supposed to be about me.

Seriously, what the (bleep)?

- She's upset about
everything that happened

by the end of that wedding.
Look at these text messages.

"you bulldoze your way
through everything

and take people down.
- Wow.



- And then I wrote,
"I wish you a happy life.

Never speak to me again."
- oh!

- "does giving too many gifts
create spoiled children?"

written by jackie.

- Why would you
write an article

that references my kids
to being spoiled?

- I think that article
is very complimentary.

- This conversation
is not over.

- Did you get a text
from jackie

to go to a wine tasting?

- I did, and I'm definitely
gonna come

to the wine tasting,
because this is not done.

[bright music]

- I can make you laugh



or make you cry.

Your choice.

- Don't try to bully me.

Go free!

'cause I'm a boss.

- I have four kids,
two degrees,

and one kick-ass life.

- I may put up a tough front,

but I'll never
leave you behind.

- I'm obsessed with family,
traditions,

and chanel.

- These days,
I don't throw punches.

I roll with them.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I remember a funny joke.

Why can't cinderella
play basketball?

Both: 'cause she ran away
from the ball!

- That is so funny.

♪ ♪

- let me see your bracelet.
- It's silver.

We match!
- ♪ we match-y, we attach-y ♪

- we matchy, matchy.
- [singing gibberish]

♪ omg, omg ♪

♪ omg, omg, done-sy ♪

♪ ♪

- what'd you do?

Did you do this?

Did you do this?

Oh, my god,
I'm having a hot flash.

♪ ♪

- joey, can you please--
- whoa!

- Can you please put on
the other outfit?

- Big one.
No, no.

- This doesn't match, honey.
You don't match.

Oh, my god, I send you
to school looking ridiculous.

[groans]

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- hi.

Mind if I bring some food
onto the bus?

All right, thank you so much.

♪ ♪

hi!
- You look gorg'.

So glamorous.
- Very summery.

- One, two, three, mwah.

- I'm so glad we got a nice day
for the vineyard trip.

- I know, are we
having lunch there too?

- Yes.

Outside of my husband
and children,

there are few things
I enjoy more than wine.

We're having lunch there,
we're having drinks.

How can you be out
in the sunshine sipping wine

and not be in a good mood?

I'm really excited for this.
It's gonna be fun, fun, fun.

- I am too.

♪ ♪

- how are you?
Nice to meet you.

- Hi.
- Thank you.

- Oh, look, teresa's here.
- Hi.

I brought snacks.
Can you eat any of this?

- No, I brought chicken.

[laughter]

like, why couldn't we go
to this after my competition?

That pisses me off.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- hi, I'm dolores.
- Hi.

Oh, you look so pretty.
- Hi, thank you.

Oh, look at--
this is good.

Hi.
- So who are we waiting for?

We're just waiting for melissa.
Oh, and jen.

- Jackie probably planned
this whole wine-tasting thing

to smooth things over with jen,
but I don't think

that she realizes
how pissed off jen really is.

[tense music]

- hi, ladies.
- Hi.

- This is a--
this is so nice.

- Hi, hi, hi.
Looking pretty, mwah.

- Can I sit right here?
- Someone's pulling up.

- Jennifer took an uber.
She might want to drink.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Okay, is everybody here?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Can I use the bathroom first?
If that's okay.

- I love your sunnies,
they're great.

- After jackie came into my
house and used it against me,

you think I'm gonna
pass up the opportunity

to see her house?
I don't think so.

Beautiful home.
- Thank you.

- Okay, wow.

[quirky music]

- so--
- not too shabby, oh, my god.

- So the bathroom's there.
No one's in it.

- Okay, okay, great.
- I'll wait for you.

Do you want anything
before we get on the bus?

- What a dump, huh?

Jeez.

- I really want some fruit,
but that has so much sugar.

I'm like, "how does it
have sugar

when it's grown
from the ground?"

- hey, ladies.
- Hi, jen.

- Hi, how are you?
- Welcome home.

- How was it?
- It was great.

- Who got married?
Your brother?

- They're not married yet.

It's, like, a promise
of an engagement.

- What do you mean?
- Remember when we were in

high school and you dated
the high school boyfriend

for a long time,
then you get a promise ring?

- No one ever gave me--
I was a fat (bleep).

- Oh, my god!

I did not have the boys lining
up to take me to the prom.

But I shaped up.

No one gave me no promise ring.
- No, no, no!

[laughter]

let's go drink.

[upbeat music]

- is everyone gonna sample
wine today?

- I can't drink!
- It's a wine sampling.

You're not gonna

- it's my reputation,
so when I go up there,

I need you to look good.
No pain, no gain.

- Can I drink wine,
question mark?

- Sample, don't say "drink."
- instead of eating?

[cell phone buzzes]

- "omg, no!"

- no, frank!
- He's a party pooper.

- We're getting to know
each other very well.

He said he was gonna
tattoo your name on him.

- I got my father,
my mother,

my two children.

I'm gonna get your name
put on me.

- [laughs]

- oh, my god, just--come on.

[laughter]

you guys are the biggest
freaking liars.

They are ----ing every night.
- Melissa gorgon, no!

What's david gonna say?

- David doesn't say much
about anything like that.

- If jan got my name
tattooed on his body,

I think joe
would tattoo his name

across jan's face
with his fist.

- Does david have feelings?

[laughter]

- I really like the way it is,
because frank,

emotionally,
he's my best friend.

- Dolores needs to learn
that frank is not a crutch.

Frank is not there to, like,
pick up the slack.

- David is very neglectful
in the emotion department.

- David is coming out
like a big...[trills]

but what's happening is,

frank really is there
to pick up the slack.

So david is taking advantage
of that, which is bullsh--.

- The way he is with me
gives me the opportunity

to be what I want to be.
- Can you grab that

plastic bag?
Thank you, babe.

- She's gonna
eat her chicken.

- You know they don't have
chicken in turkey too much?

- Really?
- It's so hard to find.

- When did you get back?
- Friday night.

- Oh, nice.
- I got everybody

gifts from turkey.

Dolores and teresa, I gave...
- Thank you, and I love it.

- You your gifts,
so I have your gifts.

- That's--by the way,
that is really thoughtful.

- It is really thoughtful.
- Thank you.

- The only thing is, margaret,
yours got lost in the mail

along with the mail-order
bride...

- It was a joke!

- Jennifer's in turkey
for her brother's engagement.

- Okay, so this was,
like, last legs.

Like, she could be mail-order.

[tense music]

her brother's marrying
someone half his age

who he's proposed to
after knowing for a week

and she's coming
from overseas.

Is that not, like,
kind of mail-order?

- Anyway, I got
everybody gifts.

- I love her.
- Wait, what is that?

- Beautiful.
Thank you so much.

- Wait, what is that?

- Why did she get a knife
and I didn't?

- It's actually called
a hunchad,

which is
an ancient turkish dagger

that people use
when they wanted

to stab people in the back.

So I figured I can give you
something tangible

so the next time,
I can see you coming.

- Honey, I don't need
your knife to backstab.

I don't want your
passive-aggressive

gifts either.
Take your dagger back.

- I don't think so.
You deserve the dagger.

- I don't want the dagger.
Take the dagger back.

- It's a knife!
That's a knife!

This is a knife!

- You want to talk
about passive-aggressive?

Who the (bleep) are you
to come into my home

and use that as content for an
article about spoiled children?

- Do you really think
that's what the article said?

- You implied that
my children were spoiled.

- I did not! You're insane!

"when kids come here,
they never want to leave,"

my friend proudly announced.
- Beautiful.

That's a compliment.
- "I'm also guilty

"of buying my kids
a lot of gifts,

"so I'm not faulting my friend
for her generosity.

"I just hope that
her children remain

the sweet kids
I met at the door."

- you weren't attacking
my children,

saying that
they weren't spoiled?

All: No!
- That's your paranoia,

and I'm not gonna apologize

for you being paranoid,
jennifer.

- You come into my house with
your holier-than-thou attitude.

- I don't have
a holier-than-thou attitude!

- I would be offended too.

Coming into jennifer's home,
repeating what you saw

to thousands of strangers.

What else are you gonna
talk about my business?

- The reason I'm so offended
is because

I feel that the kids that
my kids go to school with,

their parents are gonna be
able to read this article.

This is gonna give people

the perception that my kids
are spoiled.

- No, because I never
said that in there.

- I spoil my kids,
but they're not spoiled.

Maybe I'm paranoid,
maybe I'm sensitive about it

'cause it's my kids.

If I'm not gonna be
sensitive about my kids,

then who am I gonna
be sensitive about?

[tense music]

- listen, I don't want
this between us.

- Okay.
- Your kids were the cutest

little things ever,
and it really did inspire me,

not because I thought
your kids were spoiled

but because we can give
our kids a lot of things

and we can keep them as sweet,
like, humble people.

So right now, I'm gonna
come next to you,

and I am going to tell you
that I'm apologizing

because I hurt your feelings,
and that was not my intention.

Are you okay with it?
- Yeah.

[soft music]

- are you crying 'cause of me?

- I just--you know, that's just
a no--no-touch zone for me.

It's just my kids, that's it.
- Okay.

- Maybe I overanalyzed
that article,

but anyone in my position would
have went into mama bear mode.

- So, like, before we get
there, are we good?

Are we okay now?
- Yeah, we're good, we're good.

I think I may need a drink
after this.

- Yes.
- I'm gonna ----ing drink.

[quirky music]

- coming up...
- You can't relate to people

who have set-up marriages.

I can't relate to people

who have affairs
with married people.

[dramatic music]

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[upbeat music]

- this is so nice.
- It is so nice.

- Oh, it's so beautiful.
- Oh, my god.

This is so pretty.
I want to drink wine.

- Welcome to harmony.
Nice to meet you.

So we have
the table reservation

all set up for you ladies.
Come follow me down this way.

- Look, the water.
This is gorgeous.

- It's very pretty.
- So you ladies

are seated here.
- Well, look at this guy.

Ready to serve.
- Your wine's ready.

- Wow.
- I should take this off

since it's nice out.
- Yeah.

- I need to be tan anyway
for my competition.

- Today for the tasting,

we're gonna start off
with two chardonnays.

It's chablis style.

It's gonna light, crisp,
citrus, and fruity.

This is a little drier.
- Oh, it's good.

- If you swirl it around
like that.

- Swirl it around.
- So then you put it

to your nose,
and you take a big...[sniffs]

and you can smell
all the different aromas

that the wine has.

- Oh, my god,
I'm so mad right now!

Thanks, jack.
- It's frank's fault.

- [laughs]

- this is our 2016 chardonnay.

This is a little drier.

The next one we'll be trying
isn't as dry.

- This wine tastes so good.

- [laughs]

- we just got this in recently.

- Oh, this is
a different one, now?

- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.

- Same type of wine,
just a different vintage.

- Tastes delicious.
- What is this one?

- So that's a red blend.
- Thank you.

- How's everyone
like the wine?

- I finished my first one.
I told you...

- Oh, you finished it.
- I have a goal today.

I want to get a little buzz on.

- Something about jen
that I love.

She's like, "I don't drink."

next thing you know,
she's drunk.

- Jennifer, she's lit!

You drank more than everyone
at the party.

- [laughs]

- she was trained
for the properness,

to say everything
right and proper.

But I see a beast demon
inside of her.

- ♪ suckin' my dick
downtown, bitch ♪

- she's gonna go--
- give this girl

one glass of wine, and she--

- I think you should be
milania's backup dancer.

- I should!
I'd be like, "what?"

[laughter]

- so what's going on with
milania and, like, her song?

- It's going good.
- And what kind of music is it?

- It's, like, hip-hop, r&b.

Um, I have the song.
I'll let you guys hear it.

- What's the name of it?
- Um, "can't wait to grow up."

all: Aw!

- Milania's been
very dedicated, very focused.

- Once you doing it,
wait till the beat drop.

Take your time,
and just let it flow out.

- Her producer sees how
passionate she is about it,

so he actually laid down
the track with her.

- ♪ I got plans to blow up ♪

♪ mama said it ain't easy,
but I don't care, so what? ♪

- turn it up, berkeley.
She got it.

- ♪ and our parents told us ♪
- yeah, she got it!

- And he has her working
with a dance coach

so she can perform
her song live.

I want to encourage her,
support her,

because the one that struggles

with joe being away the most
is milania.

- Maybe this is
therapeutic for her.

Maybe this is the way
that she's coping.

- And that's--and that's
how I see it.

- All right,
let's hear the song.

Can we hear the song?

- Put your volume up.
- Oh, this is it.

- ♪ I can't wait to grow up ♪

♪ I got plans to blow up ♪

♪ mama said it ain't easy ♪

- it's catchy.
- It's good!

- It's very catchy.

- Is she gonna perform this
in front of people?

- Well, I was gonna
invite you guys.

She's having a listening party.
- Oh, that's so fun.

And I don't think
that it's something

that every parent
would support.

- I know, I'm sure some parents

would be like,
"are you kidding me?"

- not marge sr.
- Oh, my god.

- Growing up with marge sr.,

I went everywhere with her,
including on dates.

- [laughs]
- whoa, tell me about that.

- And I'm surprised
she never found a guy

that, like,
felt crazy about her.

She was madly in love
with this guy

who was, you know,
married at the time, you know?

And she thought he was gonna
leave his wife.

- I see a pattern here.

[tense music]

I mean...
- Well, what's the pattern?

- Your mother's with
a married man,

and you were with
a married man, even though

you happen to be married.
- So what does that mean?

- That there's a pattern.
- That's not a pattern.

That's called a coincidence.

Jennifer says, you know,

husbands and children
should be off-limits.

So should parents.

Don't take potshots
at people's mothers.

The hypocrisy
is ----ing rampant.

- It was a joke, you're
taking it too much to heart.

- No, no, no--
- just like the mail-order

bride thing is a joke.

- This one is frisky
when she drinks.

Oh, my god.
- I said that just because

it's very not common
in modern-day society

to have arranged marriages.

- It's not
an arranged marriage.

It was set up
with the intent of marriage.

- "to-may-to," "to-mah-to."
- they hit it off.

No, it's not actually,
you know?

- Listen, I'm just saying,
culturally,

it's very hard to relate to.

- So you can't relate to people

who have set-up marriages,

and I can't relate to people

who have affairs
with married people.

- Wow, wow, wow.
- I'm just saying,

it's very easy--
I'm just saying.

- Jennifer has no filter,
so I'm just waiting

for the next thing to come out.

- I guarantee you,
someone in the syrian

christian orthodox community

has ----ed somebody else's
wife or husband.

- I'm sure they have!

- You can't understand that?
You haven't ----ing lived.

You haven't ----ing lived.
- I haven't lived.

I haven't lived.
- You haven't lived.

- Yes, I'm married to
the same person for 15 years.

How ----ing boring is that?

- Who sleeps
in the ----ing pool house.

- I'm fine with--

- who sleeps
in the ----ing pool house.

- He doesn't sleep
in the pool house, honey.

- You said he sleeps
in the pool house.

- This is the man cave.
Don't you see the poker tables?

- There's a cot.
- There's a cot

in case I throw my husband out.

- I saw a bed
in the pool house.

Don't ----ing tell me.

- Margaret needs to shut up.

She's taking things too far.

- I'm just trying to say,
you avoid making comments...

- I guarantee you--
- on something that

you don't understand,
and I'll avoid making comments

on things that I
don't understand,

like breaking up a family.

- Don't ever question my
relationship with my husband.

- Calling it
a mail-order bride.

You're taking
something beautiful

and turning it into
something disgusting.

- Beautiful?
They ----ing know each other

three ----ing weeks,
beautiful.

- Yes, and their marriage
will probably last

than your marriage, okay?
- Oh!

[indistinct yelling]

- guys, guys, guys, guys,

I think we're not
going anywhere.

We're just talking in circles.

The bottom line is that
no matter how you find

the person
who makes you happy,

all that matters is that you
found that person, right?

- Absolutely.
- Yes.

- Whoever that's with.
- All right, well, cheers.

Cheers to being happy.
- Yes.

- I'm done with drinking.
- Oh, now you're on to water.

Now she's drinking water,
this one.

- I like when she drinks.
- I like when I drink too!

[dramatic music]

- coming up...

- I don't think margaret
is a loyal friend at all.

And, you know,
I got to tell you,

she's said to me a dozen times
not to trust you.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

- hi, honey.
- Hi, how are you?

- Look at how jacked you are.
- Thank you.

- Oh, my god.
- Hi.

- How are you?
Good to see you.

- Good to see you too.
So how's married life?

- Oh, unbelievable.

♪ ♪

- so, um, look what I made.

Brussels sprouts,
and then I have branzino too.

Nothing but lean stuff.
- Good.

Thank you so, so much.
- You're welcome, honey.

- So anyway, I just came
straight from seeing joe.

- And how is he, he's good?
- Oh, really?

- He's good.
- So what do you talk about?

Kids?
- Yeah.

We talk about, like, what he
wants to do when he gets out.

Like, you know.

- Does he tell you
what he wants to do to you?

- Oh, yeah, that too.

He's, like,
trying to touch my ass.

I'm like, "get your hand
off of my ass."

- that's so cute.

- Why won't you let him
touch your ass?

- He is obsessed with--
- the poor guy.

- Because you're not allowed
to do that!

- It's gonna be like it was

in the beginning
when he gets out.

- Yeah, no, I'm looking
forward to it.

Closer it gets to joe
getting out,

all's I think about is,
"soon he'll be home."

I don't even
talk about deportation.

It's like, that's all
negative thoughts.

To me, joe is coming home,
and that's it.

- I guess the kids
would really be happy

when he gets home, right?
- They can't wait.

Especially milania.

Have you emailed with daddy?
- Right now.

- Right now?
What are you saying?

- "I love you so much.
We have your back.

Love you, sweetie."

- [laughs]

so anyway,
I wanted to invite you.

I'm having, for milania,
a listening party.

Remember, I told you
she was singing?

- I would love to come.
- I invited, you know,

jackie, jennifer, margaret.
- Margaret?

Well--
- what is going on

between you and margaret?

- I felt like she started to
get a lot more distant from me

in bimini at the wedding.
- She was jealous.

- I don't think
she's a loyal friend at all.

I think she talks sh-- about
people, and that's her mo.

And, you know,
I got to tell you,

she's said to me a dozen times
not to trust you.

[tense music]

- wait, she told you
not to trust me?

- She's said it to me
several times.

"teresa's not
your 'real friend.'"

and even melissa. She told me,
"don't trust them."

- I don't understand, like,
why she would say that.

Margaret has always
been a good friend to me,

but I have been seeing
different sides of her--

how she treated danielle
at her wedding

and jennifer at the vineyard--

and that makes me question
a little bit

that maybe she could be
talking behind my back.

Did you tell melissa that?
- Mm-mm.

No, I haven't seen melissa.

But with margaret,
I've had enough of it for me.

So when I see her, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- hi.
- How are you?

- So what are we
looking for today?

- I'm looking for, like,
a platform sneaker.

Like, these look cute.
- Hello.

- Hi.
- How are you doing?

- Good.
- Mwah.

- There's a lot of shoes here
that I like.

- I know, they have
some cute stuff.

Do we like this one?

- I like this
in 30 years for you.

They're, like, orthopedic.
- No, they're not.

- My mom wears this.

- [laughs]

- would you let me
take you shopping

for something longer
than capri length?

- All my capris are out
and ready for wear.

- So wait, I have
a question for you.

My parents came over for dinner
a few weeks ago.

I was talking to them,
and I have a sister

who I don't speak to.
She doesn't speak to me.

- You're not speaking?
- But it's not because

we had, like,
one fight in particular.

We just were never close.

Growing up, she didn't like me;
I didn't like her.

And when my parents would
attempt to make us reconcile,

it just never went
in the right direction.

But I've just felt
a very strong feeling

of wanting to have
my sister back in my life.

I'm thinking of reconciling
with my sister.

- Oh, my god, it's what
I've always been hoping for.

- So I really have this,
like, awareness

of our parents getting older,
and I don't want to end up

being forced to reconcile

because one of
our parents is sick.

But I don't know how to
reconnect with somebody

that I haven't spoken to
in so long.

- Listen, don't not reach out

because you're scared
of her reaction.

Because, listen,
I'm disconnected from my kids,

and I write letters,
I've called, I've texted.

You know, I've been shut down.
Whatever, I don't give a sh--.

It's, like,
I will come back for more

until, you know,
they accept me.

I would do anything
to be with my kids.

Family bonds are never broken.

I mean, it might take longer
than she would like,

but she has to be willing
to do anything to fix it.

It was hard for me to reach out
to my kids constantly.

- Well, I don't know
that I would do that.

I mean, if she made it clear

that she's, like,
not interested, I don't think

I'd keep coming back.
- You'd have to.

It's your sister,
and it's your parents.

- Maybe we'll take it
one step at a time.

- All right, deal.
- Thank you for listening to me.

- Of course, of course.
- Oh, I love you.

- I love you.
We got to stick together,

'cause some people
are ----ing crazy.

- They're ----ing bananas.
- I know.

- And some people
shouldn't drink.

I want to talk
to you about that.

[tense music]

- hey.
- Beyond beautiful day.

[both laugh]

hi.
- How are you?

- I'm good.
I got you this, look.

I know you hate to work out.
- I do.

- And I get you, so we got
to make it nice and fun.

Let's do it.

- You've been looking
really great.

- Oh, my god, thank you.
Really?

I'm in a much better
state of mind than I was.

- Uh-huh.
- I was having a hard time

with my kids being gone.

- Do you think david was
helping the situation or not?

- No, no, and you know what?
I'm glad he didn't.

I don't expect david to get
what I'm going through.

He's not a mom, and when we

spend time together,
things are great.

When you get older,
you realize,

look at the good stuff,
not all the bad.

You vent to your friends,

and then you get through it,
or you don't.

But I, in every relationship,
have always given 100%.

- Yeah.
- Like, you don't

give up on things.
It was just part of my nature.

- That's the thing.
In my culture,

it's almost like we get married
more for the commitment.

Marriages go in waves.

Margaret, she's heard
little bits and pieces

about my little "venting"
about the pool house,

and now she's taking it
and using it against me.

I just felt it was very snarky.
But I'm beginning to see

that this is a pattern
with her anyway.

- "I see a pattern."
that was so ----ing--

- that was, like--
she hit so low.

Insults my mother,
insults my marriage.

- I was like...
[squeaks]

- I'm gonna sound juvenile,
but she started it.

- You both said horrible things
to each other.

- Listen, I don't
want to fight with her,

but don't sit here
and tell me

that my brother
has a mail-order bride.

- I don't know if you guys can
get past something like this.

Do you feel like you
even want to?

- Yesterday, was I offended?
Of course.

But now I have to see her
at milania's event.

- Are you gonna talk to her
about it?

- Mm-mm-mm, I'll see her there.

I'll be very
socially appropriate.

I'm sure danielle's
gonna be there,

and I haven't seen danielle.
- Oh, my god.

This party,
you have double trouble.

- Holy jesus.

♪ ♪

- coming up...
- Why are you being

so quiet, milania?

- Dad texted me today.
He made me cry.

♪ ♪

[groovy music]

♪ ♪

- are you ready to do this?
I'm so excited to watch you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you, milania?
- Hi.

- So this is the real,
like, superstar test.

- Yeah.
- The show is tomorrow,

so I'm so excited.

- And her theme, I told you,
is white and gold.

- Yes.
- What are you gonna wear?

- We're gonna do gold shoes,

and we're gonna do
all-white outfit

so that she stands out
with the camo

and she pops in the middle.
- Oh, okay, awesome.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good, are you excited?

- Yeah.
- Listen to me

it's like an adrenaline rush.

♪ you're watching me
do my thing ♪

♪ 'cause I'm on display,
on display, on display ♪

it's gonna be so much fun.
You're gonna love it.

- She's performed onstage,
so she--

like, she has a lot to say.

Melissa's song was...

Not my thing,
but I do appreciate

her coming to support milania.

- It's gonna be so much fun.
You're gonna love it.

- Well, are you ready
to get started?

- Yeah.
- Let me give you your mic.

- I was gonna say,
she needs to practice with it.

- Which hand would you
hold your mic in?

- Probably in this one.
- Ready?

- Yeah. Okay, so let's start
from the beginning.

- Yeah, let's do it.

Spin.

- ♪ hey, it's me, milania ♪
- you know what? Do that again.

[quirky music]

okay, right foot in front.

- Milania, look.

♪ ♪

- yeah, so put--put your--
- in front, other way.

And then turn--
- and now just stay there.

- No, no, no.
- No, the other way.

The other way.
Yeah, yeah.

That's good, so you got it?
You got--

you got to go like this,
turn around,

and then, stephanie,
tay-tay, you got it?

- Teresa and I might be
slight stage moms.

- ♪ I'm about to go
pick up my besties ♪

♪ tay-tay and stephanie. ♪
- yep.

- But you know what?
Stage aunt, stage mom.

It's the perfect storm
of making milania a superstar.

Bring your sass, girlfriend.
I know you have it.

Hold the mic to your mouth.
- Okay.

- And sing it on top of it.
Yeah, sing it on top of it.

- Stop!
- Why don't we step out?

- Okay.
- Milania, we're gonna

let you guys practice.

We're gonna go
get some water, okay?

Love you.
- Hold the mic to your mouth.

- They're so weird.
- All right, we got this.

We're gonna do it,
we're gonna do it,

we're gonna do it,
all right.

- She's so cute.
- She's nervous.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like, I used to have

stage fright all the time,
I swear.

- So I got to get
onstage too.

I'm nervous.
- Yeah, but you can just, like,

flaunt it.
- I know, but still, I am.

I'm embarrassed to flaunt it.
- You look really good.

- Thank you.
- You look, like, super thin.

- And I can't wait for
the competition to be over.

I feel like I just need--
- to have a drink.

- Yeah, I would love
to have a drink.

- Have a drink or something fun?
- And let loose, get away

and let loose with the girls
and just have fun a little bit.

Like, oklahoma was nice
but not my kind of vacation.

- You want to go, like, warm?
Like, suntan?

- Yeah, of course, warm.
Cabo?

- Yes, are you gonna drink
if I go to cabo with you?

- Yes, hello, of course
I'm gonna drink.

- Okay.
- That's the whole point.

- Who do you want to invite?
- I'll ask the girls--

um, dolores, jackie,
and jennifer to come.

And margaret and danielle.

- Danielle and margaret
haven't seen each other

in person since the wedding.

If you talk to margaret
right now,

she, like, despises danielle.

- The other night,
I was by danielle's.

She said margaret told her
to watch out for you and me,

that we shouldn't be trusted.

- I just can't picture margaret
saying that about me or you.

Like, why?
She likes you too.

- I thought she did.

- I want to believe
that margaret would never

say anything
like that about me,

because I've done nothing
but be good to her

since I've met her.

- They're gonna see each other
for the first time

at milania's listening party.
- Oh, my god.

- They better be civil
with each other,

because it's
my daughter's party.

- We'll see.
Probably what we're gonna

have is a big sh-- show.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- milania, are you excited?

- Okay, can you not
with that face?

- Oh, I'm sorry.
She's doing my lips.

Look at her nails!
- Yeah.

- Milania, gabriella
has a soccer game,

and audriana,
she has her recital.

That's why they can't come.
- Yeah.

- But I was at the winery
with the girls,

and everybody's excited
about coming tonight.

[tense music]

I mean, are you okay?

Why are you being
so quiet, milania?

- Dad texted me today.
He made me cry.

He was like, "you're gonna
do great today.

"I wish I was there.
You do what you do,

'cause you do
everything best."

and, like, yeah.

- All right, milania,
you're gonna make me cry.

The last time she visited him,

he was all smiles
from ear to ear.

She sang the song to him.

You know, she doesn't
express it that much,

but I know inside, she's saying
"I wish my dad was here."

believe me, it's killing him
that he's not gonna be here.

- Mm-hmm.
- You know, he's gonna

be with you in spirit.

[groovy music]

but I think the song
is so catchy.

Like, I really think it's
gonna be a number one.

[laughs]

- watch out, mom.

I'm gonna make more money
than you.

- Oh!

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- are you guys excited?

- Milania's rapping tonight.

Joey, why don't you be
her backup dancer?

Come on, show me what you got.

♪ ♪

that's all you got?
- Come on, boy.

- No, no, no.
No wrestling, no wrestling.

- Cut it out, cut it out.
- All right, enough, gino.

Can you get dressed, please?
We're gonna be late.

- These kids are crazy.

- You like a little black
leather skirt

or a little camo?

- Get rid of this,
and wear that.

- Just wear this to the party?
- Yeah.

- You're the most
jealous human ever.

You're gonna let me
walk around like this?

Yeah, is this the outfit?
With a pair of louboutins?

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, done.

So I was with milania
and teresa the other day

while she was,
like, rehearsing.

Teresa tells me that
she was talking to danielle

the other day
and that margaret said

that teresa and I
are not to be trusted.

I mean, why would
she say that about me?

She wouldn't say that.
- She loves you.

- You know?

- You know, I think danielle
is a sh-- starter.

Margaret would never
say anything like that.

It's bullsh--.

All right,
I'm gonna get ready,

'cause if milania
needs some help,

I'm gonna jump in and give her
a little backup dancing.

- Oh, yeah?
You got one move.

- That's right.
- You do that thing.

♪ ♪

- I got you like that, right?

- Coming up...

- I got a little surprise
for you.

- Oh, god, I'm scared.

[laughter]

- oh, my god!
- Oh, my god!

[groovy music]

♪ ♪

- you ready to do this?

Oh, my god, that's it.
Look how pretty.

It's cool, right?
- Yeah.

- Can I get a picture of you?
- Stop.

- No pictures?
- No.

- No pictures.
Okay, no pictures.

Hi, guys.
- Hey, guys.

How are you? I'm teresa.
- Hey!

- That's cool, looking like
a star as soon as I walked in.

- Look at that!
See that?

- Why are you scared?
- You got this.

I got a little surprise
for you.

- Oh, god, I'm scared.

[laughter]

- don't go nowhere.
I'll be right back.

- What do you think it is?

- I don't know.

[quirky music]

oh, my god!

- Oh, my god!
- Hey, how you doing?

- Oh, my god!

[laughter]

- nice to meet you.

I've been hearing your music.
You lit.

- Oh, my god, I didn't think
you would coming.

- Milania loves, loves,
loves fetty wap.

- It's nice to meet you.
- Aw.

- Oh, my god.

- Are you happy?
- Yes.

- Bye, fetty, thank you.

- See you later, no problem.
- Bye.

Fetty wap's support
can't replace milania's dad,

but him coming out to see her,
it really does mean a lot.

See that?
You see what he did for you?

- You like that?

- [laughs]

let me catch my breath.

- [laughs]

- everyone's gonna love
your song.

- Hi!

Oh, my gosh, we match.
And that hair.

- Hi, guys.

She's excited
that you guys are here, hi.

- You guys ready to watch
milania perform?

Oh, look at all the gold.
It looks so pretty.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Look at your outfit!

This looks so nice.

- Did you see fetty wap?
- I got a picture with him.

[laughter]

- there's food
if you want food.

Or get, like, a soda.
- Can I have a drink too?

[upbeat music]

- oh, look at jackie
in her hot pants.

Hold on.
How are you?

- You look beautiful.
- You look so hot, I love it.

Want to get a cocktail?

♪ ♪

- how are you?

- Hi, veronica.
How are you?

[tense music]

- where?

- Oh, we match!
- Yeah, of course, baby.

'cause we're cool.
- We match.

I'm not completely thrilled

about seeing danielle
right now,

because I think
she's probably lying.

It's marty, the married man!

But it's my niece's party.
I don't want to ruin the night.

So I'm just gonna
play it cool for now.

How you doing?
You surviving?

- My knees are wobbly.

- The credit cards
are getting a little hot.

- Oh, my god, already?

You need a cocktail,
both of you.

- We do.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Hi, gorgeous. How are you?
- Good.

- Are you excited
for your sister?

I'm, like, nervous for her.
- I know, I'm like--

she's gonna be fine.
- She is.

You know what?
She knows all the words.

So she'll
just have fun with it.

- So fun.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- this is so cool.
- Wow!

- Hi.
- Hey, we're all looking sexy!

- Hi, dolores.
- Hi, honey.

You look so good.
- I've been working on it.

Congratulations
to the both of you.

- Don't lose this, though.
- No.

- Look, there's jennifer.
- Hi, hi.

Hi, hi, hi.
Hey, baby, how are you?

- Hi.
- So nice to see you.

Hi, how are you?
Oh, you look tan.

- You look good.
- Thank you.

- How you doing?
- Oh, my god.

I love your hair today, hi.
- You need a cocktail.

Are you gonna
have one tonight?

You can have one.
- No, I have my kids.

- You're scared
after the vineyard experience.

- I'm scared, I'm scared.
Everyone's gonna yell at me.

[growls]

- I got you.

- Hi, margaret.
- What's going on?

- Mwah, you look beautiful.
- You look gorgeous.

I've got a pony.
What's going on?

I haven't seen you
since our last, uh--

- I know, I know, I know.
- Well, I know.

We'll have to talk
now we're lucid.

- Yes.
- Tonight, we're gonna

have a great night.
- Let's have a good time.

- I'm not worried about it.

Sober jennifer, I don't
really have an issue with.

As long as we have
the high pony, we're okay.

- There we go, baby.
- We're good.

Drunk jennifer...

- I like when she drinks.
- I like when I drink too!

[laughs]

- whole other thing.

Hi.
- Hey, how are you?

- Good, how are you?
What's going on?

Hi, how are you?
- Hi, how are you?

Hi, hi.
How's everything?

Joe, let me drop the gifts.
Let me drop the gifts.

I'm purposefully trying
to stay away from danielle,

'cause I don't want to get
roped into her sh-- tonight

or ever again, for that matter.

- So that was cold.

- Hi, everyone.
- Let's go sit.

- Thank you so, so much for
coming and supporting milania.

[cheers and applause]

and now I'm gonna pass the mic
to nitt the gritt.

He wrote milania's song.

- I want to say to milania,
I'm just so proud of her.

Me, teresa.
- Yes.

I'm so proud of my baby.
I love her.

I love you, milania.

- Are you nervous for her?
- I am.

- Everybody...

[groovy music]

give it up for milania.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

- is she coming?

[cheers and applause]

- ♪ hey, it's me, milania ♪

♪ I'm sure you've
seen me around ♪

♪ you probably see me on tv ♪

♪ I'm about to go
pick up my besties ♪

♪ tay-tay and stephanie ♪

♪ big things popping,
little things stopping ♪

♪ I can't wait to grow up ♪

♪ I got plans to blow up ♪

♪ mama said it ain't easy,
but I don't care, so what? ♪

♪ and our parents told us ♪

♪ don't be too quick
to grow up ♪

- milania is a tough,
strong girl,

but every daughter
needs their dad.

- ♪ dad said it ain't easy,
but I don't care, so what? ♪

- since he's been gone,
she's been sad

and gets moody, you know?

And that's why I'm,
like, in awe.

I'm in so much joy
watching milania perform.

Seeing her, how confident
and happy she is,

like, that's my milania.

[cheers and applause]

[girls screaming]

[groovy music]

- she did so good.

♪ ♪

- yeah, that was so good!

- Good job, baby.

How did it feel?
So good?

I'm just so proud
of milania right now.

She did amazing.

Good job, baby.

I really just wish
her dad was here to see it,

to be standing there
with teresa.

- Milania, I just want to say
I'm so proud of you.

You did phenomenal.
- Thank you.

- I love you.

♪ ♪

- yo, what's up, guys?
- Oh, joey!

- What's going on?

- Just talking wine
and wine cellars.

- I am so proud of her.
That was, like--

- to come out in a crowd
like this was amazing.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi!

- Hi, baby!
What a great night!

My daughter's asking me

when it's gonna be
available on itunes.

- Oh!
- Now we have the competition.

- I know, now I'm
gonna be nervous.

- Your body looks sick.
She's so tiny.

- Really?
- Like, in the last two weeks--

- I feel like I want
to give you a french fry.

- I don't even
want french fries.

- Pizza.
- I want to drink.

Like, I want to just have fun.
I was telling melissa,

and we mentioned maybe mexico.

After my competition, would you
guys want to go away with me?

- Yes.
- Okay.

- I need a ----ing trip
after our last trip.

[laughs]

- have you guys
ever been to cabo?

- I've never been to cabo.
I'm totally in.

- So wait, but is it--

I know you're very close
with danielle.

Is she coming?
- I would want her to come.

[tense music]

- I mean, I'm not staying
in a room near her.

But it's fine.
No, listen.

I don't have any ill feelings.

I just don't want to be
involved in that.

- If we're all
gonna travel together,

then I need to
clear the air now,

because I'm not gonna
sit on vacation

worrying about
who's sh--talking me.

- She was amazing, amazing.
- Oh, thank you.

- She was great.
- Very good, right?

[tense music]

- sorry, but now
that you walked over,

teresa, I'm gonna just say,

like, exactly what you
said danielle said.

Teresa said that you told her
not to trust teresa and I.

Did she say that,
or did she not say that?

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choose gentle

rewards me basically
everywhere.

So why am I playing
the pug bongos

at this destination wedding?

Where my dogs at?

Oh, here they are.

You do you and get rewarded.

[tense music]

- teresa, I'm gonna
just say,

like, exactly what you
said danielle said.

Because teresa said
that you told her

not to trust teresa and I.

♪ ♪

- I never said that.
- You did,

and we discussed that
at my house

right before we had
the bachelorette party.

- She said to me,
"I don't know who to trust."

I said,
"then don't trust anybody."

why do you twist what I said
and spin it to teresa?

- "spinning" is a word
that you put on it.

- I'm looking over there, and
marge and danielle are arguing.

They're, like,
yelling at each other.

- Well, they got some stuff
to clarify with each other.

- They're--I think
they're past clarifying.

- I don't change a story.
I don't twist words.

I don't say--when I say,
"don't trust anybody,"

then I don't
select people out and say,

"hey, melissa, margaret said
don't trust you."

no, I made a blanket statement.
"don't trust anybody, then."

you have a way
of twisting things,

and that's why I can't
associate with you.

- Marge was friends
with danielle until danielle

starting throwing all kinds
of sh-- all over the place.

- I think marge is throwing
sh-- all over the place.

- Oh, you're ----ing insane.

- But she's jealous,
'cause she's threatened by her.

There is no reason for danielle
to be jealous of margaret.

There's nobody
that looks better than her.

- Oh, (bleep) me,
are you kidding me?

- Margaret doesn't want to
walk into a room with danielle

because nobody
will look at margaret.

- Marty, take a--
no, no, no, no, no.

- Delighted.
- No, it's not worth it.

It's not worth it, all right?

Marty's out of line.
Never insult a man's wife.

If that was my wife,

I think he'd be
walking out on crutches.

Relax, it's milania's
little thing tonight.

- If it wasn't
milania's little thing,

I'd have to break his face now.

- At least I come
from a place of pain.

You coming from
a place of maliciousness.

- I'm not trying to be mean.

- But you are,
you're malicious.

- I feel really bad
for danielle.

Margaret is just a mean girl.

Obviously, she can be
very vicious.

- I'm not trying
to be malicious.

- You're calculated,
and you're malicious.

- Did I miss something?
- Danielle told me

margaret said that she
can't trust melissa or me.

- Did she say it?
- I said something

to danielle, and she went and
repeated to melissa and teresa

her perception of what I said.

- That's what happened to me
last year.

- You said teresa doesn't care

about anyone or anything
more than money.

- You mother----ing liar!

I don't know why she does this,
I don't know.

But this is what happened.

This is what I've been
telling everybody.

Have fun.
Welcome back to the group.

- I'm sorry, dolores,
I'm sorry.

- Thanks for no one
believing me last year.

I hope everyone
believes me now.

Nobody ever wanted
to believe me then.

If they don't believe me now,
I don't really care,

'cause eventually, they're
gonna see it for themselves.

- As jennifer would say,
I sense a pattern.

- I sense a pattern.
- Oh, my god.

- When your lips are moving,
you're lying.

- That's not true.

- You sabotage
every friendship,

and you sabotage us.

And you know what?
I'm not doing it anymore,

and you're not my people, okay?
- Okay.

- That's it, so I want you
to have a happy life,

and I didn't want to
say anything bad to you,

but you pushed me to, okay?
- Oh, my gosh.

- That's kind of ----ed up.

- Margaret's been treating
danielle really harsh.

I think she's taking it
a little too far.

So unnecessary.

[tense music]

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- oh, my god.
This is, like, crazy.

- You know what marty
did go and say?

And I-I ----ing
got pissed off.

If he walked into a room

and he's going in
with danielle,

they ignore you, because she's
the most beautiful,

hottest thing on earth.

- Any man that would say that
is pathetic,

and that's all I would say.

♪ ♪

- how you doing?
- I'm so ----ing done with her.

Do you see
how she twists things?

- That was twisted,
and you know what I--

- that's what she does
all the time.

You and I are very close.

I would never say
a negative word about you

in a million ----ing years.
That's why I can't be with her.

She is so diabolical.
She's "single white female."

yeah, I don't know
what she's gonna do.

I'm, like, freaked out
by her a little bit.

Like, she's, like, dangerous.

I'm gonna have to go,
because I can't take this.

I'm exhausted.
Go home with the kids.

- That's enough drama
for one night.

- I know.

- Next time on "the real
housewives of new jersey"...

- Can we check out
this giudice booty?

- Whoo!

- Remember when me
and teresa and joe

went and saw, like, a medium?

She told me, "your dad
wants me to tell you

you don't have two sisters.
You have three."

- do you think that dolores
is using you as a crutch?

I mean, do you think
that's holding her back?

- I think we're here, yay!

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- cocktail queen, relax, okay?
- Baby, I am on point.

- Really? So is
your ----ing lip liner.

It looks like
a monkey's asshole.

- A monkey's asshole
that you ----ing suck!

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