The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010–…): Season 7, Episode 9 - Harry's Meat and Gatsby's Fete - full transcript
Eileen is thrilled when Erika nails her reading at The Young and the Restless. Lisa Rinna throws a barbecue, but Harry ends up doing most of the work. Kyle hopes Lisa Vanderpump will show up at her Great Gatsby party, but it's Eden who causes a scene there.
- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Isn't this insane?
- If he's gonna sell this,
I think he's gonna make
a sh... load of money.
- What?
- Do you want to be on my show?
- F... yeah,
I want to be on your show! Are
you serious?
- I am, yes.
- Oh, my God!
- I've worked so hard to be
where I am and who I am today,
and then I see this
and, I'm like,
"She could be struggling."
My sister didn't see the light,
and everyone tried to make it
okay.
Is Kyle doing that for Kim?
And in one day, they're gone?
- I'm starting to worry and go
back through those first mother
instincts again,
and all the sudden,
I'm like, ugh, like, ooh.
- Oh, of course.
- Do you feel like you're
holding onto this in your mind
and it's physically taking
effect upon you, you know?
- No, no, no.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Hello, Glenn.
- Hello.
- Can you believe this place?
- Unbelievable
- Every year, everyone's always
asking me,
"When's the white party?
You know, I got my outfit
already."
- You look beautiful, darling.
[upbeat electronic music]
- Ahh!
Now how do we get out?
- We don't.
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, that's fun.
- The old Camille I knew would
be in there.
- And this year, I decided to
throw them a little curveball.
Sorry, it's a "Great Gatsby"
party.
Is this all gonna be cleared out
by tomorrow?
- Definitely not.
- What do you mean,
"definitely not"?
- Of course it is.
Of course it is.
- All of this equipment
and everything? - Yeah.
- We chose "The Great Gatsby"
theme,
because the Malibu property
feels so grand,
and we thought, you know, the
1920s, it's all about excess
with the alcohol and the money
flowing, right?
Wasn't it?
- I'm nervous that people are
gonna gather around here
and not realize that the party's
out there.
- Well, but they're not gonna
think it's here.
- You know how people are.
- I want people to walk down
that red carpet
into this gorgeous home and out
to that amazing view...
that they may not see if it's
nighttime.
So tomorrow's supposed be a high
of 74 and low of 68.
That's not bad, right?
- Not horrible, but I'm glad
that we have these heaters.
- No, for sure, 'cause being
cold could really kill
a party vibe.
- On top of the bars, we're
gonna do an absinthe station
that is so beautiful.
- A what station?
- Absinthe.
- What's absinthe?
- Absinthe is what they used to
drink in the '20s
that they are convinced made
people hallucinate.
- The last thing I need are
people hallucinating.
I mean, half this crowd is crazy
enough as it is.
[upbeat music]
[line trilling]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- You miss me?
- Yeah.
I miss you squeezing my breasts
and trying to kiss me all the
time.
- [laughs]
- Okay, so are you enjoying your
vacation?
- I am. I'm having a great time.
- Tomorrow is the party.
You have to be here.
- Are you gonna beg?
- I mean, I'm not above begging.
- I have been working my socks
off.
Well, if I wore them,
I'd be working them off.
- Anyway, I'm gonna expect you
here.
I'm just gonna say that.
- And I need just a few days
reprieve with my husband,
so I'm not coming back for any
party, even Kyle's.
- Listen, there's gonna be,
like, 300 people here,
but I want you here.
- Well, you can't have exactly
what you want, so stop it.
- You could fly in,
come to the party,
and then fly back out.
I know Lisa Vanderpump like the
back of my hand.
She loves to make an entrance.
She'll be here.
- I'm in France.
- You are not in France.
[laughter]
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- I'm pre-heating the oven
to 350.
♪ ♪
- Okay, pie number one is about
to be made.
- What else can I do?
- The pies.
Help me get the corn starch out
of there.
And I need a roller... rolling
pin.
Do we have a rolling pin
somewhere?
- I don't know if we have a
rolling pin.
Shoot. I swear I don't...
- I need some flour.
Where's the flour?
- I don't think we have flour.
- This is a disaster.
- No, it's not a disaster.
- [groans]
- Lorena, you come check...
I'll run down to Bakkos'
and see if they have
a rolling pin, 'cause I don't
think we have one.
Oh, we do.
Oh, see, I knew Lorena would
find it.
This is Lorena's kitchen more
than mine.
But we don't have any flour.
- No flour?
- No.
This is everybody's kitchen more
than mine.
Whoo! - I put it in the garage.
- You had it in the garage?
- Yeah, I totally forgot it was
there.
- Yay, Lorena.
I'm just a visitor in that
kitchen really,
but I know where my pills are.
[laughs]
[upbeat jazzy music]
Can I help you?
Harry Hamlin is a master pie
maker.
So these are the wild
blueberries?
One summer, Cindy Crawford and
Harry
had a little bit of a pie-off...
Ooh, that's gonna be pretty.
Cindy's rhubarb pie,
Harry's blueberry pie,
and then they finally just let
each other own their piedom.
[laughs]
- Ahh.
Okay, there's pie number one.
Good job, Lisa.
- Thank you, Harry.
- All right.
Let's go outside and see what
else we've got out there.
- I am pooped.
That cooking is tough. Whew.
[upbeat music]
Barbecue time.
♪ ♪
Should I put the chips and salsa
up there?
- Yeah, we're gonna hang that up
there first.
- Okay, that's what I thought.
Oh, my God. [laughs]
- Don't try this at home.
- [laughs]
So cute.
Perfect.
When Kyle had a barbecue,
she had it catered.
- You said barbecue.
I said casual.
- I know. Well, you know what?
I had on jeans,
and I wasn't feeling it,
so I had to change.
I'm actually not barbecuing any
food either.
- Erika's barbecue was more of a
festival of butts and penises.
[laughs]
Oh, my God. There's, like, men
with their shirts off.
- Oh. See, I fit right in.
- But when I throw a barbecue...
perfect.
It is a real barbecue.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, beautiful.
- Hello.
- Oh... hi.
- Hi.
Don't let me get anything on
you. You're in all white.
- Welcome. Mwah! Mwah! Welcome.
- Oh, hi, baby.
This is for the two of you.
Because of you, you
actually... you make me a stronger
woman, and you make me want what
you have as far as family.
I'm a single mom. - Ohh.
- Aww.
- And so...
So that's a bottle of love?
- It's a bottle of love.
- It's... I was gonna bring my
chlorophyll and water
to fill it... [laughs]
- Or aloe water.
- You put in anything you want.
- I love that.
- It's your bottle of love.
- Thank you.
It's a sweet gesture, but I
don't know what the f... it is.
- Oh, it's fabulous.
- You're so sweet.
I don't even think you can
re-gift a love bottle, can you?
Eden... I mean, Dorit.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. I'm Dorit.
- I called you Eden.
What's wrong with me?
- It's okay.
- Hello.
- I don't know who to hug first.
I'll go for you, baby.
- Harry Hamlin. There you go.
That's a girl.
- Hi. How are you?
Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you, Harry.
I'm Dorit.
Very nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Dorit, yeah.
- Sexiest man alive?
I'm going right in, baby.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Ahh!
- Richards in tennis shoes.
- Welcome. Hi.
- How are you?
- Nice to see you.
Do you guys want to see what the
real barbecue looks like?
Come on down.
- By the way, you're like,
"It's a barbecue,
not like yours, Kyle."
Just gonna say, those are
pretending to be flats
when they're actually heels.
That is a set table with
beautiful flowers and crystal,
and... bartenders.
I was trying to barbecue shame
you.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Camille, welcome.
- Hi.
- I'm so glad you guys are here.
- It really has a great feeling
here, doesn't it?
- It does.
- It's actually very similar...
- To Vanderpump's.
- Vanderpump's view, yeah.
- That's what I was thinking.
- It is similar to Vanderpump's
view.
- Hers is just that way.
Vanderpump, ahoy.
Do you ever spy on her?
You know what? You could.
Do you have any binoculars?
- Miss Erika.
- Hi, Erika.
- Hi, beautiful.
- Hello.
- I'm here for Harry Hamlin's
meat.
- Okay.
- Hi, honey.
Nice to see you.
I'm excited to taste Harry's
meat,
because Lisa Rinna keeps raving
about it.
But thanks for having us over.
It's all I hear.
"Harry's meat, Harry's meat."
- Hi, girls.
- Look at this body.
- Oh, you look so cute.
- I'm so over this.
Thanks for making me feel bad.
- Sorry, they were dying to meet
you.
- Thanks for... oh, please.
- They're like, "We want to meet
Erika Jayne."
- So gorgeous.
- Amelia Gray.
- Hi.
- Hi, honey.
- And this is their friend
Andrew.
Hey, Erika. - Hi.
- Nice to meet you, baby.
- And Delilah Belle.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, gorgeous.
- I am obsessed with Erika
Jayne.
- She is so fabulous.
- So cool.
- I'm following you all on
social media.
- Really?
- Don't think I'm stalking.
But I am.
- Now I'm starstriking.
Is that a word? Yeah.
- Starstriking?
- Starstriking.
Makes sense.
Yeah, I'm starstruck.
- [laughs]
- What's going on?
'Cause last time I spoke to you,
you were really worked up
about what happened at PK's
party.
- And there was this connection
that Kim and I had
at game night.
- Mm.
- And then at your party,
she couldn't get down the
stairs,
so I helped her,
because that's who I am,
so I should have just let her
crawl.
Sorry, I'm gonna just unleash,
okay"?
- Hit me, baby.
- She's not nice.
I don't think Kim knows or feels
or cares about
what anyone else thinks but
herself.
So I've done, like, 100 Pilates
classes, and I'm fine.
- Yeah?
- I'm kidding.
- Oh.
- [laughs]
- I'm like, "Really? Wow.
Maybe I should think about
Pilates."
Eden has a tendency to be a
little bit too aggressive.
You can be who you want to be,
but at times it's almost like
she's trying to say something
for effect,
like she enjoys the shock value.
You know, I think Rinna was kind
of expecting that, you know,
you might bring some... help bring
some peace
to their relationship.
- Peace, yeah.
- And, you know, I didn't see
Kim
behaving that way towards you.
- She wasn't, like,
throwing her water on me
or tripping me or pulling my
hair
or doing things that people
would be like,
"What's going on?"
She just wasn't kind.
Kim's behavior at PK's birthday
was really closed off,
and she didn't listen to a word
I had to say.
She didn't care.
And as an addict,
that's a red flag.
- Kyle's a friend of mine as
well,
and I just don't want
conversations to be, like,
we're having them behind her
back, right?
- Right, I think it's...
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Who was just really abrasive
towards me.
- Oh, the dog's pooping right
now.
Good timing. [laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lisa, can I help you?
I'm terrible, but I can try.
- I think we're good at the
moment.
- Come on down.
- This is really pretty over
here.
- Thank you.
- How many years have you...
I know that... I mean, I've been
here, but...
- 30 years.
- You lived here first.
- This is 30 years.
- Amazing.
- You know what, Eden?
I really like you.
Kyle's a friend of mine as well.
And I just don't want
conversations to be, like,
we're having them behind her
back, right?
- Right. I still stand in
everything that I said.
- Yep...
- And I'm okay with it.
- Well, do you think that you
should talk to Kyle about it
and maybe chat to her?
I definitely have learned my
lesson
after the incident with Erika
and the no panties.
It doesn't serve you any purpose
to have any conversations
behind anyone's back.
- When the moment arises,
I think...
I'm pretty good at jumping in.
And I don't want you or anyone
else to fill uncomfortable.
- Which this haircut...
it's kind of Tom Brady's.
- It's the Tom Brady cut.
- It's that Tom Brady...
- '90s. It's the '90s.
- '90s.
I like it up.
How do we get it to stay up like
that?
- Like, spray.
- It is like Tom Brady's.
[laughs]
- It's the new thing.
- Eileen. Hi.
- Oh, my God. What up, guys?
Welcome.
- Hi, darling.
- Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. - Hi.
- I hate to... to dash out.
- I know.
I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
Sorry, girls, I need to dash.
Lisa, I'm so sorry.
- Where are you going?
- It's a hi-bye.
- It's my son's preschool new
parent orientation.
- Oh, of course.
- Believe me, I wouldn't dash.
I never do, but I have to do it.
Bye, guys. Bye. Have fun.
- Bye. Have fun.
- Is Kim coming?
- I don't think she was invited.
- Aww.
- By the way, I had the nicest
conversation
with her at Dorit's.
- It seemed so natural, and you
guys were talking,
and all of a sudden, I went,
"Oh, my God.
Kim and Eileen are talking."
- Yeah.
- I think with my grandson
coming...
- Well, it's like your maternal
instincts are, like,
clicking in all over again.
They're in, like, uber-drive.
- And I didn't foresee that
coming.
- Yeah, it was nice.
I mean, I think it's the first
time I've had just, like,
a really nice,
normal conversation with her.
- That's so nice.
- I just... I don't like icky
energy between people.
It's really hard.
- Of course not. It's the worst.
- You know?
- Well, now that you bring that
up...
- Oh, sorry. What?
- Uh-oh, is there something...
- Not icky energy,
but Dorit and I were just
talking,
we went to dinner the other
night,
and I just want to share my...
I just want to share my
feelings.
This is between Kim and I, but
I'm sharing it with you
out of respect.
At Dorit's party, something
changed between her and I.
She just wasn't nice.
- At the party?
- I think maybe you're reading
into things
with a magnifying glass or
something.
I feel like it's Groundhog's
Day with Eden Sassoon
every flippin' time I see this
woman.
I... I mean, what did she say or
do at the party?
Did I miss something? - No.
It wasn't... it wasn't that she
went out of her way
to say or do anything.
It's that every time I was
there, she sort of cut me off,
or she was sort of rude.
She was just really, like,
abrasive towards me.
- Can I get you another drink?
- I just don't... I don't know.
I mean, I didn't... I didn't see
anything.
- I think it's one thing for
Eden to share her feelings
with Kyle in a one-on-one
setting,
but for Eden to come into my
home and get into an intimate
conversation that doesn't need
to be shared
with anybody but Kyle, no.
Eat a hot dog and go home and
deal with it tomorrow, you know?
- You know, I don't... I don't...
Oh, the dog's pooping right now.
[laughter]
Good timing. - Oh, Lola.
- That's how Lola feels about
this.
- I'm so embarrassed.
- I don't know what you guys
have been talking about,
but Lola just gave her two cents
on it.
- I think Lola and I share the
same feelings
regarding Eden right now.
Lola's Team Kyle.
Lola's right.
This is bullsh...
- That is the best thing ever.
- I think you're really reading
into things too much.
I thought everything was fine.
That's why I'm kind of like,
"Why does this keep getting
brought up again and again?"
- I just see what I see in front
of me.
- I don't really know what to do
with that, to be honest.
I think it's just injecting
yourself in something
that you don't know anything
about.
I didn't see my sister having an
interaction with you really.
- That's fine, and you don't
have to do anything,
and you can take it however you
want, to be honest.
- I don't know what Eden is
trying to accomplish.
I've been to places where I
wasn't treated kindly.
But I never said anything.
She should just try to, like,
be chill with the whole thing.
You know, you can't expect too
much from Kim or from Kyle
or from anyone.
You know, you may greet them
with a certain energy
or with a certain openness,
but you can't expect that back.
- Right.
- Lisa, I know you're not
cooking.
Where are you going?
- I'm always in this position.
I'm sitting around with people
talking about my sister.
And she didn't do anything, and
maybe she felt defensive.
- I'm uncomfortable talking this
much about Kim
without her present.
- That's what I'm saying.
- It happens too much.
- Excuse me, I'm gonna get
something to drink.
- Me too.
- Excuse me.
- I mean, I have a drink, but...
- Yes, but I want get
something... I want food.
- You know, I'm not upset with
you for having your feelings.
We're all entitled to our
feelings.
Just like I can feel a little,
like, whoa, you know.
- Of course, of course.
I completely understand.
- I think if you had met Kim and
you were on a stranded beach
together, you guys would
probably get along great.
I would love for her to have,
you know, great sober friends
that she could go and laugh
with.
- Ideally, yes.
- We all need support systems,
right?
- Yes.
- Oh, you're gonna do one of
those long, awkward hugs.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Eden comes in for a hug like
this.
You know, it's like this, the
hug.
Mmm.
And they go on and on...
And on.
- Grab a burger. Grab some corn.
- Now, this is a real barbecue.
- This is a real barbecue, baby.
- Walk on down here and grab
some steak.
Here, come on down.
♪ ♪
You like it how?
- However you make it is how I
like it.
Thanks, Harry.
- Who else needs food?
- We do not wait on ceremony.
You eat right away.
- Harry, you did a great job.
- Ahh, well, welcome to the...
- Thank you, Harry.
- Yay.
- This is Harry's meat
abbondanza.
- Harry's meats are pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not disappointed,
Lisa Rinna. [laughs]
- This is not going to help me
look good
in my "Great Gatsby" outfit
Friday.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
It's gonna be a lot.
Wait till you see the house.
- You know, I went to Kris
Jenner's.
- I was there too.
We were both there
at "The Great Gatsby."
- You're not wearing the same
thing, are you?
- Yes, I am motherf... er.
I am wearing the same thing,
you bitch.
- Kris Jenner's out of town.
She won't be able to make it,
so you can wear the dress...
- Okay, good.
- You wore to her party.
- So she won't know.
- Here comes the blueberry pie.
[upbeat music]
- I make this in Canada, because
up there,
they have the wild blueberries,
but you can't get the wild
blueberries here, except frozen.
- Oh, you made this?
- Yeah, Harry made this pie.
- You made this pie?
- Listen, Tom's not making a
pie.
- I can't do any of this.
- What is it that Harry Hamlin
cannot do?
He bakes pies.
He makes tri-tip.
And he can act his ass off.
I mean, the man can do it all.
I love you,
and it's not a secret.
- Thank you for dinner.
- I love your husband.
Thank you, Harry.
- Oh, and you too, Lisa.
- Coming up...
- I'm not used to being mean to
you.
- Well, get it on, girl.
- Everyone else is.
- Get it on.
- Everyone else is being mean to
you.
I'm not being mean to you.
[upbeat electronic music]
- Come on. Where's this trainer?
I'm getting nervous now.
- Why are you getting nervous
now?
- Just of what everyone's been
saying about her.
She's like a machine.
She's definitely a machine.
- Grr.
- Let me tell you thing things
that I definitely
would like to work on.
I definitely want to work on my
stomach.
- Me too.
- Because that is the one area
particularly after...
- After you have babies.
- Yeah, it's all soft and
jiggly.
I want to work on my arms.
- Okay.
- 'Cause I love when it's, like,
a little bit of definition.
- Tummy in and thigh out.
We do that...
- Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Like, I want to...
- She'll make us do squats.
- But I don't want to do squats.
- She'll make us do squats, and
I can't do them.
I'm terrible at them.
- Having a good body is more
important in Beverly Hills
than it is in New York City.
I'm weak.
Every single part of my body is
weak.
I mean, it's cold half the year,
so you're always layering
scarves and big jackets, and
it's just easier
to get away with it.
[doorbell rings]
- Is that our trainer?
- Oh, are we allowed to be
eating before we train?
- Yeah.
- Andrea, we're coming.
- Okay.
Hey, sweetie. - Hi, Andrea.
- Hey, are you ready?
- Oh, my goodness.
We found this new trainer,
Andrea.
- Wow, you are fit.
- My husband used her once
and said, "Dorit, she's perfect.
She's great.
She's gonna get you motivated."
Let me see. Go on.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, give it up.
Whoo. You've had a child?
- I've had a child,
so it's doable.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- So not picking up my shirt
right now.
[laughter]
- Are we ready?
Here's what we're gonna do.
It's sort of like Frankensteins,
and you're just gonna bring 'em
up.
- Oh, this already hurts.
- Me and me old lady.
- Ow.
It's, like, I want that toned
body...
- Yeah.
- But I don't really want
to work for it.
I've always sort of dipped in
and out of working out.
You know, a good few days,
committed,
and the second I stop, for
whatever reason,
it's, like, I just can't get
back there.
- Squeeze your derriere. Good.
- I feel like we're doing
synchronized swimming lessons.
- We look like the Rockettes.
- I know.
- Squeeze that buttock at the
top.
- How is it even with a stretch
you manage to hurt us?
- Three...
- Ooh.
- Good.
Give me 20.
- [breathing rapidly]
- Nine, eight, seven....
And come up.
And row back again.
- [gasps]
I want to be able to look good.
I love to dress.
- Six...
- Can't you count any faster,
Andrea?
And sometimes you have a bigger
variety of fashion
if you can fit into more things.
- Can we have a cocktail?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- God help me.
This is the part where I go
right down in flames.
♪ ♪
I'm here to see Eileen Davidson
and Sheila Guthrie.
There's a real trick to
auditioning.
You know, it's kind of like a
technique.
You know, some people are great
auditioners.
Other people, mm, not so much.
And where am I going from here?
- Go up to the second floor.
- Second floor. Okay got it.
I'm going to rely on what I
know from the stage,
which is enter boldly.
If you f... up, keep going.
Smile.
Smile, and pray.
[laughs]
Poor Eileen.
She has no idea what she's done
to herself.
- Yeah, so perfect.
- [laughs]
- Hi.
- How are you?
- And there she is.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- This is Erika Girardi.
- Hey. Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, honey. How are you?
- How are you?
- Good. How are you doing?
- Oh, my God.
I'm crawling out of my skin.
- This is Sheila.
- Hi, I'm Sheila.
- I'm Erika.
- Hi, pleasure to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.
Thank you. - Such a pleasure.
So what we are going to do is
put it on tape.
- And they're gonna show that to
the writers.
- Yes.
- Eileen.
- And then the writers are gonna
have a better idea...
- I am scared to death right
now.
I couldn't tell you how many
auditions I've been on,
because it's been, like,
100 years ago.
I've done some acting in the
past,
but that was, like, as a kid.
I thought I could just leave the
paintings up,
'cause the other things were
still the same.
I just hope I don't embarrass
Eileen, truthfully.
- So I think this is brilliant,
though, because that way,
they'll know what you can do.
- Oh, God.
- You know?
And this is a scene that I shot
six weeks ago.
- So you already know this.
- Well, no, because once I set
it, I totally forgot it.
- Forgot it, because you needed
more space for the next stuff.
- I just... pthew, pthew!
- So tell me, how does something
like this go?
- You just have to worry about
relating to me.
- But I'm not used to being mean
to you.
- Well, get it on, girl.
- Everyone else is.
- Get it on.
- Everyone else is being mean to
you.
I'm not being mean to you.
I don't want to be mean to
Eileen.
- Your turn.
You never know what's gonna
happen
once the cameras are rolling.
A lot of people choke.
- All right, so what... you're
gonna hear a little beep.
- Okay.
- Remember to breathe.
Okay, here we go.
[camera beeps]
- Listen, I have been pulling
strings and setting traps for
years, and I won't be ashamed of
protecting my daughter.
- Even if it hurts your
relationship with her
and with Jack?
- What? Jack and I are fine.
- One of the best things an
actor can do is listen,
because then you're supposed to
react to what you're getting.
So if you're not listening, then
you can't react honestly
to what somebody's giving you.
Boom.
That's an acting tip, people.
- Instead of focusing on my
life,
why don't you actually get one
of your own?
Good.
- I have no idea what happened.
- That was good. That was good.
- Okay.
- Now, I was thinking if you
could almost own
your point of view.
It's just a power thing,
and you have it.
And you'll hear a beep.
[camera beeps]
- I've been pulling strings and
setting traps for years,
and I'm not gonna be ashamed of
helping my daughter.
- Even if it hurts your
relationship with her
and with Jack?
- Jack and I are fine.
- She's really able to take the
direction in,
make the adjustments you need,
and then spit out that different
character.
Honey, you two aren't fine.
Instead of focusing on Summer's
marriage,
you should be focusing on your
own.
- Yeah, well, instead of
focusing on my life,
why don't you actually get one
of your own?
I am so nervous.
This is so crazy.
- That was awesome.
- This is so crazy.
- I have to tell you...
- I'm telling you, she's a
natural.
- You absolutely...
- [laughs]
I'm not one of those performers
that, like,
nails it on the audition,
but I think that they, you know,
kind of know what I'm all about
and will hopefully be kind to
me.
I'm having a meltdown.
- You were awesome.
- I can stand in front of, like,
a whole bunch of people
naked right now. - I know.
- [laughs]
- Coming up...
[upbeat jazzy music]
- You're kind of hyper.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- I locked myself out of my
jewelry,
so these are my options.
This could be a little bit...
I don't know... too much.
Then I thought something like
this.
- Yeah, I don't like those as
much, actually.
- And then these.
These are from Lady Gaga.
- I think those are cool.
- Even though this is gold?
- But it matches your necklace.
- I feel like the 1920s was just
all about money and glamour.
I could wear something like
this.
- Ooh.
- It was, like, you know,
flash and diamonds furs
and pearls and cigarettes and
alcohol.
I mean, everybody looked like
they were having a blast.
- I don't know, or do you like
the ones I just have on?
Or not really?
It's a very big decision, girls.
- I'm scared.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I look like a condom.
[laughs] Don't I?
- I will pay you $100 to go to
the party like that.
- $100?
- Come on.
- Please.
To put my costume together for
the Gatsby party,
I got the wig from Y&R Hair
Department.
Oh, my God.
This is awesome hair.
- Oh, it's so good.
- And I got my dress from "Days
of our Lives."
- Yes.
- I love being on TV.
It comes in handy for costume
parties.
♪ ♪
- [laughs] Oh, God.
You're gonna be molting.
- Mauricio.
- Si, mi amorcita?
- We need to go.
I'm getting worried.
Where is everybody?
- I am so ready.
- Let's get out of here.
- I know, but where are our
friends?
- Oh, they're not here yet?
- That's what I'm saying.
- [groans] Not good.
- Well, what are we gonna do?
It's gonna take us an hour to
get there.
[horn honks]
- You look so handsome.
- They're here.
- So fun, baby.
Hello.
- Oh, my God.
- Hello.
- Look how gorgeous you look.
- Ohh!
- Oh, my God.
You look amazing. Mwah!
Oh, my God.
This is, like, next level.
You look so gorgeous.
I'm living for this.
- Really?
- Yes.
Bye, Portia. Love you.
Sophia, Hailey, let's go.
- You need an extra 15 minutes
just to say your good-byes.
- Jennifer, Mike...
- Jennifer, Mike, Tommy, Kim,
get in the van.
- Come on, guys. Let's go.
- Please tell me we have some
champagne
in this nice bus you've got.
- We do. We do.
[upbeat music]
Eden's coming. - Is she?
- That was a really awkward
moment the other day.
Oh, you left.
- I didn't hear about it.
- Well, I saw you guys talking.
- Right.
- So she came up after, and she
said that at PK's party,
Kim was rude to her. - Right.
- I started out really liking
her, but now I'm, like,
nobody asked you.
You know, it's just... it's weird.
- So your name came in when she
had said,
"Kyle's her sister, and Kyle
enables her."
I said to her...
- Who's accusing you
of being an enabler?
Both: Eden.
- She doesn't know sh...
- I know.
That's what I'm saying.
- That's not true.
- Can you please enable me and
pour some champagne?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Shall we?
- Yes, we shall.
- How pretty.
Wow.
This is one of the most
beautiful properties
I have ever seen.
- [gasps]
- Gorgeous.
Both: Ahh.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- This is so fun.
- I know. Yay.
- Hi, girls.
- Hello.
- Hi, honey.
- Gorgeous.
- You're gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- Look at you. Wow.
- Ooh.
Both: Mwah!
- Hell, Miss Thing.
- Oh, my gosh.
You look gorgeous.
- Oh, my God. I love this wig.
Everybody with wigs.
- Hi.
- Hi. Hey, how are you?
Gangster Moll is my character
for the Gatsby party.
- Oh, my God. Look at this.
- Unbelievable.
- Thank you.
Short Harlow wig, plunging,
fierce.
The best.
Duh.
[upbeat jazzy music]
- You guys, do you want to come
get a picture
in front of the car?
- Oh, my God, Kyle.
- Everybody get in front of the
car.
Can you get all of us?
- I'm on this side.
All right.
♪ ♪
- Okay, guys, let's go in.
- Let's do it.
- Oh, there's people already
here.
- Your legs look amazing.
Did I already say that?
I've got to say it again.
- You know, it's just the dress.
I'm like... - No, it isn't.
- Pilates. There you go.
That f... ing Pilates class.
[laughter]
- There's Kyle.
- Well, hello.
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Hi.
- I didn't even recognize
everybody over there.
- Hi, gorgeous.
- How are you?
- Good to see you.
- Hello, bronze goddess.
- Hi. How are you?
I want to get to know Eden.
You look good with dark hair.
- Thank you.
- But does every time have to be
a therapy session?
If Eden comes up to me one time
at my party,
I'm gonna start charging her per
session.
It's gonna be $200 an hour,
babe.
Okay, a couple things. - Okay.
- Music, what happened?
Is that...
- Yeah, they're turning it on
right now.
- Okay.
- Blake, can you turn it louder?
- I hope people are dressed
warm.
- Do you want me to get
pashminas?
- Well, how?
How are we gonna get them.
- Just go run up to Walmart or
something and...
- There's a Walmart near here?
You're lying. Sh...
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What did you say?
- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- I'm a little stressed right
now.
I can't... we're trying... having a
problem with the heaters.
And...
- Hi.
- We're trying to get all these
heaters on.
Thank you. You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Having a problem getting all
the heaters on.
I didn't realize it was gonna be
this cold.
Supposed to be 80 degrees.
- I thought it was a big lamp.
- No.
I am a perfectionist.
And I do get stressed when I
have a party.
What can I say?
I don't like where the DJ booth
has been set up.
The heaters aren't working.
I can't see the ice sculpture.
That is really upsetting.
If there was a full moon,
we could see the ocean.
But there's, like, the smallest
sliver that I've ever seen.
Like, I can't control the moon,
Kim.
- [laughs]
Maybe we can light it up
somehow.
- That's what I want to... can't
we light up the damn ocean?
- May I?
- Sure.
- Um...
- Coming up...
- [laughs]
- Look at you two.
You're almost like the two
muppets on the balcony,
but glamorous, you two.
- That's weird.
- [laughs]
- May I?
- Sure.
- Um...
I look at the two of you, and I
feel like it's me and my sister,
and so I get emotional.
- Augh, stop.
- And it really has nothing to
do... you guys are the most
incredible people.
- I just told this woman I need
her to back off
and let me get to know her
and not put her nose
where it doesn't belong.
And now here nose is right up in
my face at my party.
- And in my head, I just look at
you, and I'm like...
It's like the Cat in Eden's
story, and it's not.
I look at Kim, and I look at
Kyle,
and I see my relationship with
my sister in both of them.
I want to create a space for a
healing.
- It felt like you were
concerned about
my sister's behavior.
I mean... - My behavior?
- And just to be clear,
I am not an enabler. - No.
- Kyle doesn't want to deal
with any of Kim's issues.
I think that it's easier just
to, like, "Ooh,
"let's leave this alone,
and when something comes up,
let's just try to smooth it
over."
And so by doing that,
you just enable Kim's behavior.
- Just because I don't announce
to the world what's going on.
- Or nobody sees how she doesn't
enable me.
Nobody gets the phone calls like
I got over the years.
- I don't share that.
I'm the first one to think, "Oh,
my God,"
when something's going on with
my sister.
She's been really great.
And I'm not gonna have somebody
mess around with that.
- [gasps] They're talking.
- I want to know what they're
saying.
- Well, you could go over there
and sit with them.
- No, that's okay.
- Kyle is so stressed out.
It's a soup can telephone.
Hello.
- Yeah.
- And it gets into this whole
thing, and I'm like,
"Don't want to go there."
- Yeah, yeah.
- You know?
- What I'm hearing is that
you're judging me.
- I did judge you.
- You're not supposed to judge.
You're not supposed to have
expectations.
These are things in recovery
that we know.
- Yes, and I'm not saying I'm
perfect.
- You were looking for trouble,
and I just...
I didn't want to be around that.
- I want to tell Kim and Kyle,
"I'm here. I care."
I've lost my sister to this
disease.
I'm a recovering alcoholic.
But they don't want to know that
I care.
- I just need you to back away
from me a little bit. I just...
- Wow, if I had someone like me
to talk to Cat and I
before she died, could it have
saved her life?
Maybe.
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- You know what Harry said?
- What?
- Since we've known you, it's
been so exciting
just to watch your rise...
- I know. It's true.
- And your success.
- You're so sweet.
- No, it's true.
He was talking about it
the other day, and he said,
"Watch,
ten years, Mauricio is a
billionaire.
- Oh, my God.
- Ten years.
- You're the best.
- And can I just fly on your
plane when you have one? - Yeah.
- Yes, every time.
- Your two planes.
You're gonna have two.
- Every time. One for you.
- Look at you two.
You're almost like the two
muppets on the balcony,
but glamorous, you two.
- That's weird.
- He's talking about old men
that are that are puppets.
- It's a double act.
It's genius.
- Oh, God.
- I love it.
- Oh, please.
- I think that when you said,
"Why are you attacking Rinna?"
You put her on the defense,
honestly.
- When I hear you attack,
there's just something deeper
here.
- You did jump in and use the
word "attack,"
which I felt was really not the
right choice of words.
You know, you weren't there.
You didn't know.
- You felt defensive after she
said that.
- I did. I just thought, "Wow.
You don't know."
Negative things bring negative
consequences.
And Lisa and Eden are gonna
make their own mistakes.
I don't want to get in their
way.
- I mean, I don't understand why
all these conversations
are happening. It feels gossipy.
- You should ask your friends
then.
- Did they ask you?
- Yeah.
- Who asked you?
- Who?
- All of them ask me how I feel,
and I tell them.
- Who asked you?
- I'm not the only one talking
about this.
Lisa Rinna brought up all of her
feelings
about Kim and Kyle to me.
- I would say she's probably
mostly sober right now.
Kyle's her enabler.
- And where's Lisa Rinna now?
[laughter]
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- Ahh!
- What?
- I knew you'd be here.
- What are you doing here?
- I was in the neighborhood.
- I'm so glad I have it on
record that I said you will be
here, and you'll make an
entrance.
- You know I wouldn't miss a
party of yours.
- Aww.
- Kyle Richards' party.
How could I let her down?
I'm here, 'cause that's what
friends do.
Don't you forget it, Richards.
- Hello.
Lisa, oh, you look gorgeous.
Mwah!
- Sorry I missed your barbecue,
darling.
- No, you're not, and I'm not
sorry you weren't there either.
- Oh, I didn't recognize you.
Look at you.
I didn't recognize you.
How are you?
- I love this illusion on you.
- Thank you.
- You look quite regal.
- Well, you know, it has been
said before.
- There you go.
- Don't try and steal
that crown.
- What crown?
Is there one up here?
- It's there somewhere.
- Thank you.
Just kidding. How are you?
- I'm good. Thank you.
So you're looking gorgeous.
- Thank you, obviously.
[upbeat jazzy music]
- Oh, Cheyenne.
Hi. - Hey.
- How are you?
- Lisa Rinna, Eileen Davidson.
- So nice to see you.
- Mwah!
- Hi, Lisa Rinna. How are you?
- Hi.
We've met too. - We have.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
- Cheyenne's in the...
Our scripted show.
- Shut up.
- How lucky are we to get him?
- Oh, you are so lucky.
This man is genius.
- Oh, you are so sweet.
- Everyone dies over him.
They die.
- I did. I did.
- I know. I get it. I get it.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- Are you being a little bit
nicer to my wife now?
- Am I nice to your...
- A little bit warmer.
- Yes, of course.
- Less cold.
- Well, I'm a cold fish.
But once you get to know me, I'm
very warm.
But I'm kind of a...
- You're kind of a what?
- ...
- Did you really say that?
- Yeah.
I say it quite proudly.
- Well, I wouldn't like to agree
with you, because...
- But you do.
- Calling you a...
I would never do that...
- It's okay.
- 'Cause I don't use that word.
- Well, you can now.
I wear it like a badge of honor.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- You're a cold bitch.
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Until when?
- But you know what?
Until I get... until I trust you,
and then I'm warm.
It's all good.
You know, I'm a cautious person,
so I'm always gonna be cautious
of anyone.
Will I ever completely trust
anyone 100%? Probably not.
- Do you trust us yet?
- [laughs]
- Well, you I'm not so sure
about.
This one's easier. - [laughs]
- Coming up...
- We started off on the right
foot, okay?
And I'm happy about that.
- Me too.
- But my other foot will kick
you in the ass
if you come after my girl Kyle.
[upbeat jazzy music]
- I just want to do the
Charleston.
And...
♪ ♪
- You're kind of hyper.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- I can't dance...
- You're out of your mind.
I'm gonna get a drink.
- So am I.
- I'm going away tomorrow.
- You are?
- I am.
- Nice.
Where are you going, girl?
- Bet you want to know.
- And a hot guy?
- I am.
- Yay.
- Yeah.
I'm so happy for you.
- Yeah, it's good.
- And you'll come back, and
you'll have...
- And you'll want to know all
about it.
- Yes, 'cause I can't seem to
find a guy here.
This is a dry well.
I have to move back to New York
or something.
I did tell Eden that this is the
happiest I've seen you,
and you're in such a great
place.
- Thank you.
- And that she feels for you.
I think that you guys can be
good friends at one point.
Maybe. - What's... yeah, I mean...
- I think so. I mean...
- I don't have any...
- Look at you and Brandi, right?
- Yeah, jeez.
- God.
You guys started off rough.
- We're all trailer park
compared to you.
- No, you're the only on in here
like that.
- All right, all right, at least
I don't do crystal meth
in the bathroom
all night long, bitch.
- I seriously doubt Eden and I
will ever be friends
like Brandi and I.
- Hello, darling.
- My... ahh!
- Mwah!
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Mrs. Richards, what are you
doing?
- Oh, my God.
- You didn't recognize me.
- [laughs]
- It's okay.
- I love how no one recognizes.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- You like warm porta potties?
- I can't wait.
I love a warm porta potty.
- Did somebody say "porta
potty?"
- Yeah.
- I'm not real big on the
porta potties.
- [singing the "Charleston"]
- I don't trust 'em.
I don't like 'em.
It's not usually a pleasant
experience.
- Look at my body in this
outfit; it's good.
- You look amazing.
- Right?
- It's good. It's good.
It's liquid gold.
- Okay, so your body in that
outfit too.
Come on.
We don't go to a porta potty?
- But we are. [laughter]
- Okay, Charleston up those
stairs, Eileen.
- I'm going in, baby.
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- Tell me, what's going on?
'Cause, you know, let me just
step all over you and say
I kind of feel a little
protective of you.
- Thank you.
- 'Cause I root for you.
- Thank you. I appreciate you.
- And that's all.
You know, you and Kyle have been
through a lot.
It's kind of hard when new
people kind of insert themselves
in your sh...
- At the end of the day, you
have to know this.
Everybody's in your corner.
- Yeah.
- And you need to know that.
- Like, I feel like Eileen and
I would be really good friends
if she would just call a spade a
spade.
And if sometimes she would mind
her own business.
♪ ♪
- Hey, go get me a drink,
darling.
- What do you think I work for
you?
- Go get me a drink, darling.
I'd do the same for you.
- Honey... what do you want?
- Whatever you come back with.
- PK, just surprise her.
Thank you, PK.
Oh, Vanderpump.
- Why are you so...
- I'm trying to snap out of it.
I'm trying to get myself...
- What are you trying to snap
out of?
What are you worried about?
- You know..
- What's going on?
- It goes back to the game night
when I interrupted Kim
yelling at Lisa.
- Why does that got anything to
do with you?
- Well, I think that Kim got a
little upset and offended,
and then of course Kyle being
her sister
manages the situation.
- But she's been a really
supportive sister.
But, like, when you say, "Oh,
she's enabling Kim,"
she's not at all, and I said
that to you at my house.
She's not.
Read my lips, sweetie.
If you're gonna come to me and
talk negatively
about my friend Kyle,
I'm not gonna listen.
I don't know that this is your
business.
I'm really... I'm telling you
that.
I mean... - No, I...
- Maybe you've got a different
perception or a different
perspective than any of us
because of what you've been
though, and I understand that.
- I think...
- But let me tell you
from my point of view, okay?
Like, we started off on the
right foot.
- Yes.
- Okay?
And I'm happy about that.
- Me too.
- But my other foot will kick
you in the ass
if you come after my girl Kyle.
- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- We're in Mejico.
- I want a margarita.
[together] Wow.
- Look at the ocean.
[rock music]
- Ahh!
- Oh, sh...
- Oh, no.
- Oh, sh... Oh, sh...
Is she okay?
- I'm nervous for Delilah.
- I know.
- It's a big deal.
- I mean, is this her first
walk, 'cause I know she's been...
- Yes.
- It is?
- It's her very first walk.
- I'm in a show with Gigi.
- Rinna said to me that Kim is
on the path to destruction.
- Rinna said she doesn't believe
that your sister is truly sober
and that she is near death, and
that's...
- What?
To learn more about the
housewives, go to:
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- Isn't this insane?
- If he's gonna sell this,
I think he's gonna make
a sh... load of money.
- What?
- Do you want to be on my show?
- F... yeah,
I want to be on your show! Are
you serious?
- I am, yes.
- Oh, my God!
- I've worked so hard to be
where I am and who I am today,
and then I see this
and, I'm like,
"She could be struggling."
My sister didn't see the light,
and everyone tried to make it
okay.
Is Kyle doing that for Kim?
And in one day, they're gone?
- I'm starting to worry and go
back through those first mother
instincts again,
and all the sudden,
I'm like, ugh, like, ooh.
- Oh, of course.
- Do you feel like you're
holding onto this in your mind
and it's physically taking
effect upon you, you know?
- No, no, no.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- The crown is heavy, darlings,
so just leave it
where it belongs.
♪ ♪
- I may be two people,
but I'm not two-faced.
♪ ♪
- My advice to you:
don't hustle the hustler.
♪ ♪
- I speak no evil,
but I see and hear everything.
♪ ♪
- When you've
traveled the world,
you can speak
in any accent you want.
♪ ♪
- I'm an expert on luxury,
and I can always spot a fake.
♪ ♪
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Hello, Glenn.
- Hello.
- Can you believe this place?
- Unbelievable
- Every year, everyone's always
asking me,
"When's the white party?
You know, I got my outfit
already."
- You look beautiful, darling.
[upbeat electronic music]
- Ahh!
Now how do we get out?
- We don't.
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, that's fun.
- The old Camille I knew would
be in there.
- And this year, I decided to
throw them a little curveball.
Sorry, it's a "Great Gatsby"
party.
Is this all gonna be cleared out
by tomorrow?
- Definitely not.
- What do you mean,
"definitely not"?
- Of course it is.
Of course it is.
- All of this equipment
and everything? - Yeah.
- We chose "The Great Gatsby"
theme,
because the Malibu property
feels so grand,
and we thought, you know, the
1920s, it's all about excess
with the alcohol and the money
flowing, right?
Wasn't it?
- I'm nervous that people are
gonna gather around here
and not realize that the party's
out there.
- Well, but they're not gonna
think it's here.
- You know how people are.
- I want people to walk down
that red carpet
into this gorgeous home and out
to that amazing view...
that they may not see if it's
nighttime.
So tomorrow's supposed be a high
of 74 and low of 68.
That's not bad, right?
- Not horrible, but I'm glad
that we have these heaters.
- No, for sure, 'cause being
cold could really kill
a party vibe.
- On top of the bars, we're
gonna do an absinthe station
that is so beautiful.
- A what station?
- Absinthe.
- What's absinthe?
- Absinthe is what they used to
drink in the '20s
that they are convinced made
people hallucinate.
- The last thing I need are
people hallucinating.
I mean, half this crowd is crazy
enough as it is.
[upbeat music]
[line trilling]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- You miss me?
- Yeah.
I miss you squeezing my breasts
and trying to kiss me all the
time.
- [laughs]
- Okay, so are you enjoying your
vacation?
- I am. I'm having a great time.
- Tomorrow is the party.
You have to be here.
- Are you gonna beg?
- I mean, I'm not above begging.
- I have been working my socks
off.
Well, if I wore them,
I'd be working them off.
- Anyway, I'm gonna expect you
here.
I'm just gonna say that.
- And I need just a few days
reprieve with my husband,
so I'm not coming back for any
party, even Kyle's.
- Listen, there's gonna be,
like, 300 people here,
but I want you here.
- Well, you can't have exactly
what you want, so stop it.
- You could fly in,
come to the party,
and then fly back out.
I know Lisa Vanderpump like the
back of my hand.
She loves to make an entrance.
She'll be here.
- I'm in France.
- You are not in France.
[laughter]
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- I'm pre-heating the oven
to 350.
♪ ♪
- Okay, pie number one is about
to be made.
- What else can I do?
- The pies.
Help me get the corn starch out
of there.
And I need a roller... rolling
pin.
Do we have a rolling pin
somewhere?
- I don't know if we have a
rolling pin.
Shoot. I swear I don't...
- I need some flour.
Where's the flour?
- I don't think we have flour.
- This is a disaster.
- No, it's not a disaster.
- [groans]
- Lorena, you come check...
I'll run down to Bakkos'
and see if they have
a rolling pin, 'cause I don't
think we have one.
Oh, we do.
Oh, see, I knew Lorena would
find it.
This is Lorena's kitchen more
than mine.
But we don't have any flour.
- No flour?
- No.
This is everybody's kitchen more
than mine.
Whoo! - I put it in the garage.
- You had it in the garage?
- Yeah, I totally forgot it was
there.
- Yay, Lorena.
I'm just a visitor in that
kitchen really,
but I know where my pills are.
[laughs]
[upbeat jazzy music]
Can I help you?
Harry Hamlin is a master pie
maker.
So these are the wild
blueberries?
One summer, Cindy Crawford and
Harry
had a little bit of a pie-off...
Ooh, that's gonna be pretty.
Cindy's rhubarb pie,
Harry's blueberry pie,
and then they finally just let
each other own their piedom.
[laughs]
- Ahh.
Okay, there's pie number one.
Good job, Lisa.
- Thank you, Harry.
- All right.
Let's go outside and see what
else we've got out there.
- I am pooped.
That cooking is tough. Whew.
[upbeat music]
Barbecue time.
♪ ♪
Should I put the chips and salsa
up there?
- Yeah, we're gonna hang that up
there first.
- Okay, that's what I thought.
Oh, my God. [laughs]
- Don't try this at home.
- [laughs]
So cute.
Perfect.
When Kyle had a barbecue,
she had it catered.
- You said barbecue.
I said casual.
- I know. Well, you know what?
I had on jeans,
and I wasn't feeling it,
so I had to change.
I'm actually not barbecuing any
food either.
- Erika's barbecue was more of a
festival of butts and penises.
[laughs]
Oh, my God. There's, like, men
with their shirts off.
- Oh. See, I fit right in.
- But when I throw a barbecue...
perfect.
It is a real barbecue.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, beautiful.
- Hello.
- Oh... hi.
- Hi.
Don't let me get anything on
you. You're in all white.
- Welcome. Mwah! Mwah! Welcome.
- Oh, hi, baby.
This is for the two of you.
Because of you, you
actually... you make me a stronger
woman, and you make me want what
you have as far as family.
I'm a single mom. - Ohh.
- Aww.
- And so...
So that's a bottle of love?
- It's a bottle of love.
- It's... I was gonna bring my
chlorophyll and water
to fill it... [laughs]
- Or aloe water.
- You put in anything you want.
- I love that.
- It's your bottle of love.
- Thank you.
It's a sweet gesture, but I
don't know what the f... it is.
- Oh, it's fabulous.
- You're so sweet.
I don't even think you can
re-gift a love bottle, can you?
Eden... I mean, Dorit.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. I'm Dorit.
- I called you Eden.
What's wrong with me?
- It's okay.
- Hello.
- I don't know who to hug first.
I'll go for you, baby.
- Harry Hamlin. There you go.
That's a girl.
- Hi. How are you?
Nice to meet you.
- So nice to meet you, Harry.
I'm Dorit.
Very nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Dorit, yeah.
- Sexiest man alive?
I'm going right in, baby.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Ahh!
- Richards in tennis shoes.
- Welcome. Hi.
- How are you?
- Nice to see you.
Do you guys want to see what the
real barbecue looks like?
Come on down.
- By the way, you're like,
"It's a barbecue,
not like yours, Kyle."
Just gonna say, those are
pretending to be flats
when they're actually heels.
That is a set table with
beautiful flowers and crystal,
and... bartenders.
I was trying to barbecue shame
you.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Camille, welcome.
- Hi.
- I'm so glad you guys are here.
- It really has a great feeling
here, doesn't it?
- It does.
- It's actually very similar...
- To Vanderpump's.
- Vanderpump's view, yeah.
- That's what I was thinking.
- It is similar to Vanderpump's
view.
- Hers is just that way.
Vanderpump, ahoy.
Do you ever spy on her?
You know what? You could.
Do you have any binoculars?
- Miss Erika.
- Hi, Erika.
- Hi, beautiful.
- Hello.
- I'm here for Harry Hamlin's
meat.
- Okay.
- Hi, honey.
Nice to see you.
I'm excited to taste Harry's
meat,
because Lisa Rinna keeps raving
about it.
But thanks for having us over.
It's all I hear.
"Harry's meat, Harry's meat."
- Hi, girls.
- Look at this body.
- Oh, you look so cute.
- I'm so over this.
Thanks for making me feel bad.
- Sorry, they were dying to meet
you.
- Thanks for... oh, please.
- They're like, "We want to meet
Erika Jayne."
- So gorgeous.
- Amelia Gray.
- Hi.
- Hi, honey.
- And this is their friend
Andrew.
Hey, Erika. - Hi.
- Nice to meet you, baby.
- And Delilah Belle.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, gorgeous.
- I am obsessed with Erika
Jayne.
- She is so fabulous.
- So cool.
- I'm following you all on
social media.
- Really?
- Don't think I'm stalking.
But I am.
- Now I'm starstriking.
Is that a word? Yeah.
- Starstriking?
- Starstriking.
Makes sense.
Yeah, I'm starstruck.
- [laughs]
- What's going on?
'Cause last time I spoke to you,
you were really worked up
about what happened at PK's
party.
- And there was this connection
that Kim and I had
at game night.
- Mm.
- And then at your party,
she couldn't get down the
stairs,
so I helped her,
because that's who I am,
so I should have just let her
crawl.
Sorry, I'm gonna just unleash,
okay"?
- Hit me, baby.
- She's not nice.
I don't think Kim knows or feels
or cares about
what anyone else thinks but
herself.
So I've done, like, 100 Pilates
classes, and I'm fine.
- Yeah?
- I'm kidding.
- Oh.
- [laughs]
- I'm like, "Really? Wow.
Maybe I should think about
Pilates."
Eden has a tendency to be a
little bit too aggressive.
You can be who you want to be,
but at times it's almost like
she's trying to say something
for effect,
like she enjoys the shock value.
You know, I think Rinna was kind
of expecting that, you know,
you might bring some... help bring
some peace
to their relationship.
- Peace, yeah.
- And, you know, I didn't see
Kim
behaving that way towards you.
- She wasn't, like,
throwing her water on me
or tripping me or pulling my
hair
or doing things that people
would be like,
"What's going on?"
She just wasn't kind.
Kim's behavior at PK's birthday
was really closed off,
and she didn't listen to a word
I had to say.
She didn't care.
And as an addict,
that's a red flag.
- Kyle's a friend of mine as
well,
and I just don't want
conversations to be, like,
we're having them behind her
back, right?
- Right, I think it's...
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Coming up...
- Who was just really abrasive
towards me.
- Oh, the dog's pooping right
now.
Good timing. [laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lisa, can I help you?
I'm terrible, but I can try.
- I think we're good at the
moment.
- Come on down.
- This is really pretty over
here.
- Thank you.
- How many years have you...
I know that... I mean, I've been
here, but...
- 30 years.
- You lived here first.
- This is 30 years.
- Amazing.
- You know what, Eden?
I really like you.
Kyle's a friend of mine as well.
And I just don't want
conversations to be, like,
we're having them behind her
back, right?
- Right. I still stand in
everything that I said.
- Yep...
- And I'm okay with it.
- Well, do you think that you
should talk to Kyle about it
and maybe chat to her?
I definitely have learned my
lesson
after the incident with Erika
and the no panties.
It doesn't serve you any purpose
to have any conversations
behind anyone's back.
- When the moment arises,
I think...
I'm pretty good at jumping in.
And I don't want you or anyone
else to fill uncomfortable.
- Which this haircut...
it's kind of Tom Brady's.
- It's the Tom Brady cut.
- It's that Tom Brady...
- '90s. It's the '90s.
- '90s.
I like it up.
How do we get it to stay up like
that?
- Like, spray.
- It is like Tom Brady's.
[laughs]
- It's the new thing.
- Eileen. Hi.
- Oh, my God. What up, guys?
Welcome.
- Hi, darling.
- Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. - Hi.
- I hate to... to dash out.
- I know.
I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
Sorry, girls, I need to dash.
Lisa, I'm so sorry.
- Where are you going?
- It's a hi-bye.
- It's my son's preschool new
parent orientation.
- Oh, of course.
- Believe me, I wouldn't dash.
I never do, but I have to do it.
Bye, guys. Bye. Have fun.
- Bye. Have fun.
- Is Kim coming?
- I don't think she was invited.
- Aww.
- By the way, I had the nicest
conversation
with her at Dorit's.
- It seemed so natural, and you
guys were talking,
and all of a sudden, I went,
"Oh, my God.
Kim and Eileen are talking."
- Yeah.
- I think with my grandson
coming...
- Well, it's like your maternal
instincts are, like,
clicking in all over again.
They're in, like, uber-drive.
- And I didn't foresee that
coming.
- Yeah, it was nice.
I mean, I think it's the first
time I've had just, like,
a really nice,
normal conversation with her.
- That's so nice.
- I just... I don't like icky
energy between people.
It's really hard.
- Of course not. It's the worst.
- You know?
- Well, now that you bring that
up...
- Oh, sorry. What?
- Uh-oh, is there something...
- Not icky energy,
but Dorit and I were just
talking,
we went to dinner the other
night,
and I just want to share my...
I just want to share my
feelings.
This is between Kim and I, but
I'm sharing it with you
out of respect.
At Dorit's party, something
changed between her and I.
She just wasn't nice.
- At the party?
- I think maybe you're reading
into things
with a magnifying glass or
something.
I feel like it's Groundhog's
Day with Eden Sassoon
every flippin' time I see this
woman.
I... I mean, what did she say or
do at the party?
Did I miss something? - No.
It wasn't... it wasn't that she
went out of her way
to say or do anything.
It's that every time I was
there, she sort of cut me off,
or she was sort of rude.
She was just really, like,
abrasive towards me.
- Can I get you another drink?
- I just don't... I don't know.
I mean, I didn't... I didn't see
anything.
- I think it's one thing for
Eden to share her feelings
with Kyle in a one-on-one
setting,
but for Eden to come into my
home and get into an intimate
conversation that doesn't need
to be shared
with anybody but Kyle, no.
Eat a hot dog and go home and
deal with it tomorrow, you know?
- You know, I don't... I don't...
Oh, the dog's pooping right now.
[laughter]
Good timing. - Oh, Lola.
- That's how Lola feels about
this.
- I'm so embarrassed.
- I don't know what you guys
have been talking about,
but Lola just gave her two cents
on it.
- I think Lola and I share the
same feelings
regarding Eden right now.
Lola's Team Kyle.
Lola's right.
This is bullsh...
- That is the best thing ever.
- I think you're really reading
into things too much.
I thought everything was fine.
That's why I'm kind of like,
"Why does this keep getting
brought up again and again?"
- I just see what I see in front
of me.
- I don't really know what to do
with that, to be honest.
I think it's just injecting
yourself in something
that you don't know anything
about.
I didn't see my sister having an
interaction with you really.
- That's fine, and you don't
have to do anything,
and you can take it however you
want, to be honest.
- I don't know what Eden is
trying to accomplish.
I've been to places where I
wasn't treated kindly.
But I never said anything.
She should just try to, like,
be chill with the whole thing.
You know, you can't expect too
much from Kim or from Kyle
or from anyone.
You know, you may greet them
with a certain energy
or with a certain openness,
but you can't expect that back.
- Right.
- Lisa, I know you're not
cooking.
Where are you going?
- I'm always in this position.
I'm sitting around with people
talking about my sister.
And she didn't do anything, and
maybe she felt defensive.
- I'm uncomfortable talking this
much about Kim
without her present.
- That's what I'm saying.
- It happens too much.
- Excuse me, I'm gonna get
something to drink.
- Me too.
- Excuse me.
- I mean, I have a drink, but...
- Yes, but I want get
something... I want food.
- You know, I'm not upset with
you for having your feelings.
We're all entitled to our
feelings.
Just like I can feel a little,
like, whoa, you know.
- Of course, of course.
I completely understand.
- I think if you had met Kim and
you were on a stranded beach
together, you guys would
probably get along great.
I would love for her to have,
you know, great sober friends
that she could go and laugh
with.
- Ideally, yes.
- We all need support systems,
right?
- Yes.
- Oh, you're gonna do one of
those long, awkward hugs.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Eden comes in for a hug like
this.
You know, it's like this, the
hug.
Mmm.
And they go on and on...
And on.
- Grab a burger. Grab some corn.
- Now, this is a real barbecue.
- This is a real barbecue, baby.
- Walk on down here and grab
some steak.
Here, come on down.
♪ ♪
You like it how?
- However you make it is how I
like it.
Thanks, Harry.
- Who else needs food?
- We do not wait on ceremony.
You eat right away.
- Harry, you did a great job.
- Ahh, well, welcome to the...
- Thank you, Harry.
- Yay.
- This is Harry's meat
abbondanza.
- Harry's meats are pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not disappointed,
Lisa Rinna. [laughs]
- This is not going to help me
look good
in my "Great Gatsby" outfit
Friday.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
It's gonna be a lot.
Wait till you see the house.
- You know, I went to Kris
Jenner's.
- I was there too.
We were both there
at "The Great Gatsby."
- You're not wearing the same
thing, are you?
- Yes, I am motherf... er.
I am wearing the same thing,
you bitch.
- Kris Jenner's out of town.
She won't be able to make it,
so you can wear the dress...
- Okay, good.
- You wore to her party.
- So she won't know.
- Here comes the blueberry pie.
[upbeat music]
- I make this in Canada, because
up there,
they have the wild blueberries,
but you can't get the wild
blueberries here, except frozen.
- Oh, you made this?
- Yeah, Harry made this pie.
- You made this pie?
- Listen, Tom's not making a
pie.
- I can't do any of this.
- What is it that Harry Hamlin
cannot do?
He bakes pies.
He makes tri-tip.
And he can act his ass off.
I mean, the man can do it all.
I love you,
and it's not a secret.
- Thank you for dinner.
- I love your husband.
Thank you, Harry.
- Oh, and you too, Lisa.
- Coming up...
- I'm not used to being mean to
you.
- Well, get it on, girl.
- Everyone else is.
- Get it on.
- Everyone else is being mean to
you.
I'm not being mean to you.
[upbeat electronic music]
- Come on. Where's this trainer?
I'm getting nervous now.
- Why are you getting nervous
now?
- Just of what everyone's been
saying about her.
She's like a machine.
She's definitely a machine.
- Grr.
- Let me tell you thing things
that I definitely
would like to work on.
I definitely want to work on my
stomach.
- Me too.
- Because that is the one area
particularly after...
- After you have babies.
- Yeah, it's all soft and
jiggly.
I want to work on my arms.
- Okay.
- 'Cause I love when it's, like,
a little bit of definition.
- Tummy in and thigh out.
We do that...
- Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Like, I want to...
- She'll make us do squats.
- But I don't want to do squats.
- She'll make us do squats, and
I can't do them.
I'm terrible at them.
- Having a good body is more
important in Beverly Hills
than it is in New York City.
I'm weak.
Every single part of my body is
weak.
I mean, it's cold half the year,
so you're always layering
scarves and big jackets, and
it's just easier
to get away with it.
[doorbell rings]
- Is that our trainer?
- Oh, are we allowed to be
eating before we train?
- Yeah.
- Andrea, we're coming.
- Okay.
Hey, sweetie. - Hi, Andrea.
- Hey, are you ready?
- Oh, my goodness.
We found this new trainer,
Andrea.
- Wow, you are fit.
- My husband used her once
and said, "Dorit, she's perfect.
She's great.
She's gonna get you motivated."
Let me see. Go on.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, give it up.
Whoo. You've had a child?
- I've had a child,
so it's doable.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- So not picking up my shirt
right now.
[laughter]
- Are we ready?
Here's what we're gonna do.
It's sort of like Frankensteins,
and you're just gonna bring 'em
up.
- Oh, this already hurts.
- Me and me old lady.
- Ow.
It's, like, I want that toned
body...
- Yeah.
- But I don't really want
to work for it.
I've always sort of dipped in
and out of working out.
You know, a good few days,
committed,
and the second I stop, for
whatever reason,
it's, like, I just can't get
back there.
- Squeeze your derriere. Good.
- I feel like we're doing
synchronized swimming lessons.
- We look like the Rockettes.
- I know.
- Squeeze that buttock at the
top.
- How is it even with a stretch
you manage to hurt us?
- Three...
- Ooh.
- Good.
Give me 20.
- [breathing rapidly]
- Nine, eight, seven....
And come up.
And row back again.
- [gasps]
I want to be able to look good.
I love to dress.
- Six...
- Can't you count any faster,
Andrea?
And sometimes you have a bigger
variety of fashion
if you can fit into more things.
- Can we have a cocktail?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- God help me.
This is the part where I go
right down in flames.
♪ ♪
I'm here to see Eileen Davidson
and Sheila Guthrie.
There's a real trick to
auditioning.
You know, it's kind of like a
technique.
You know, some people are great
auditioners.
Other people, mm, not so much.
And where am I going from here?
- Go up to the second floor.
- Second floor. Okay got it.
I'm going to rely on what I
know from the stage,
which is enter boldly.
If you f... up, keep going.
Smile.
Smile, and pray.
[laughs]
Poor Eileen.
She has no idea what she's done
to herself.
- Yeah, so perfect.
- [laughs]
- Hi.
- How are you?
- And there she is.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- This is Erika Girardi.
- Hey. Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, honey. How are you?
- How are you?
- Good. How are you doing?
- Oh, my God.
I'm crawling out of my skin.
- This is Sheila.
- Hi, I'm Sheila.
- I'm Erika.
- Hi, pleasure to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.
Thank you. - Such a pleasure.
So what we are going to do is
put it on tape.
- And they're gonna show that to
the writers.
- Yes.
- Eileen.
- And then the writers are gonna
have a better idea...
- I am scared to death right
now.
I couldn't tell you how many
auditions I've been on,
because it's been, like,
100 years ago.
I've done some acting in the
past,
but that was, like, as a kid.
I thought I could just leave the
paintings up,
'cause the other things were
still the same.
I just hope I don't embarrass
Eileen, truthfully.
- So I think this is brilliant,
though, because that way,
they'll know what you can do.
- Oh, God.
- You know?
And this is a scene that I shot
six weeks ago.
- So you already know this.
- Well, no, because once I set
it, I totally forgot it.
- Forgot it, because you needed
more space for the next stuff.
- I just... pthew, pthew!
- So tell me, how does something
like this go?
- You just have to worry about
relating to me.
- But I'm not used to being mean
to you.
- Well, get it on, girl.
- Everyone else is.
- Get it on.
- Everyone else is being mean to
you.
I'm not being mean to you.
I don't want to be mean to
Eileen.
- Your turn.
You never know what's gonna
happen
once the cameras are rolling.
A lot of people choke.
- All right, so what... you're
gonna hear a little beep.
- Okay.
- Remember to breathe.
Okay, here we go.
[camera beeps]
- Listen, I have been pulling
strings and setting traps for
years, and I won't be ashamed of
protecting my daughter.
- Even if it hurts your
relationship with her
and with Jack?
- What? Jack and I are fine.
- One of the best things an
actor can do is listen,
because then you're supposed to
react to what you're getting.
So if you're not listening, then
you can't react honestly
to what somebody's giving you.
Boom.
That's an acting tip, people.
- Instead of focusing on my
life,
why don't you actually get one
of your own?
Good.
- I have no idea what happened.
- That was good. That was good.
- Okay.
- Now, I was thinking if you
could almost own
your point of view.
It's just a power thing,
and you have it.
And you'll hear a beep.
[camera beeps]
- I've been pulling strings and
setting traps for years,
and I'm not gonna be ashamed of
helping my daughter.
- Even if it hurts your
relationship with her
and with Jack?
- Jack and I are fine.
- She's really able to take the
direction in,
make the adjustments you need,
and then spit out that different
character.
Honey, you two aren't fine.
Instead of focusing on Summer's
marriage,
you should be focusing on your
own.
- Yeah, well, instead of
focusing on my life,
why don't you actually get one
of your own?
I am so nervous.
This is so crazy.
- That was awesome.
- This is so crazy.
- I have to tell you...
- I'm telling you, she's a
natural.
- You absolutely...
- [laughs]
I'm not one of those performers
that, like,
nails it on the audition,
but I think that they, you know,
kind of know what I'm all about
and will hopefully be kind to
me.
I'm having a meltdown.
- You were awesome.
- I can stand in front of, like,
a whole bunch of people
naked right now. - I know.
- [laughs]
- Coming up...
[upbeat jazzy music]
- You're kind of hyper.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- I locked myself out of my
jewelry,
so these are my options.
This could be a little bit...
I don't know... too much.
Then I thought something like
this.
- Yeah, I don't like those as
much, actually.
- And then these.
These are from Lady Gaga.
- I think those are cool.
- Even though this is gold?
- But it matches your necklace.
- I feel like the 1920s was just
all about money and glamour.
I could wear something like
this.
- Ooh.
- It was, like, you know,
flash and diamonds furs
and pearls and cigarettes and
alcohol.
I mean, everybody looked like
they were having a blast.
- I don't know, or do you like
the ones I just have on?
Or not really?
It's a very big decision, girls.
- I'm scared.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I look like a condom.
[laughs] Don't I?
- I will pay you $100 to go to
the party like that.
- $100?
- Come on.
- Please.
To put my costume together for
the Gatsby party,
I got the wig from Y&R Hair
Department.
Oh, my God.
This is awesome hair.
- Oh, it's so good.
- And I got my dress from "Days
of our Lives."
- Yes.
- I love being on TV.
It comes in handy for costume
parties.
♪ ♪
- [laughs] Oh, God.
You're gonna be molting.
- Mauricio.
- Si, mi amorcita?
- We need to go.
I'm getting worried.
Where is everybody?
- I am so ready.
- Let's get out of here.
- I know, but where are our
friends?
- Oh, they're not here yet?
- That's what I'm saying.
- [groans] Not good.
- Well, what are we gonna do?
It's gonna take us an hour to
get there.
[horn honks]
- You look so handsome.
- They're here.
- So fun, baby.
Hello.
- Oh, my God.
- Hello.
- Look how gorgeous you look.
- Ohh!
- Oh, my God.
You look amazing. Mwah!
Oh, my God.
This is, like, next level.
You look so gorgeous.
I'm living for this.
- Really?
- Yes.
Bye, Portia. Love you.
Sophia, Hailey, let's go.
- You need an extra 15 minutes
just to say your good-byes.
- Jennifer, Mike...
- Jennifer, Mike, Tommy, Kim,
get in the van.
- Come on, guys. Let's go.
- Please tell me we have some
champagne
in this nice bus you've got.
- We do. We do.
[upbeat music]
Eden's coming. - Is she?
- That was a really awkward
moment the other day.
Oh, you left.
- I didn't hear about it.
- Well, I saw you guys talking.
- Right.
- So she came up after, and she
said that at PK's party,
Kim was rude to her. - Right.
- I started out really liking
her, but now I'm, like,
nobody asked you.
You know, it's just... it's weird.
- So your name came in when she
had said,
"Kyle's her sister, and Kyle
enables her."
I said to her...
- Who's accusing you
of being an enabler?
Both: Eden.
- She doesn't know sh...
- I know.
That's what I'm saying.
- That's not true.
- Can you please enable me and
pour some champagne?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Shall we?
- Yes, we shall.
- How pretty.
Wow.
This is one of the most
beautiful properties
I have ever seen.
- [gasps]
- Gorgeous.
Both: Ahh.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- This is so fun.
- I know. Yay.
- Hi, girls.
- Hello.
- Hi, honey.
- Gorgeous.
- You're gorgeous.
- Thank you.
- Look at you. Wow.
- Ooh.
Both: Mwah!
- Hell, Miss Thing.
- Oh, my gosh.
You look gorgeous.
- Oh, my God. I love this wig.
Everybody with wigs.
- Hi.
- Hi. Hey, how are you?
Gangster Moll is my character
for the Gatsby party.
- Oh, my God. Look at this.
- Unbelievable.
- Thank you.
Short Harlow wig, plunging,
fierce.
The best.
Duh.
[upbeat jazzy music]
- You guys, do you want to come
get a picture
in front of the car?
- Oh, my God, Kyle.
- Everybody get in front of the
car.
Can you get all of us?
- I'm on this side.
All right.
♪ ♪
- Okay, guys, let's go in.
- Let's do it.
- Oh, there's people already
here.
- Your legs look amazing.
Did I already say that?
I've got to say it again.
- You know, it's just the dress.
I'm like... - No, it isn't.
- Pilates. There you go.
That f... ing Pilates class.
[laughter]
- There's Kyle.
- Well, hello.
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Hi.
- I didn't even recognize
everybody over there.
- Hi, gorgeous.
- How are you?
- Good to see you.
- Hello, bronze goddess.
- Hi. How are you?
I want to get to know Eden.
You look good with dark hair.
- Thank you.
- But does every time have to be
a therapy session?
If Eden comes up to me one time
at my party,
I'm gonna start charging her per
session.
It's gonna be $200 an hour,
babe.
Okay, a couple things. - Okay.
- Music, what happened?
Is that...
- Yeah, they're turning it on
right now.
- Okay.
- Blake, can you turn it louder?
- I hope people are dressed
warm.
- Do you want me to get
pashminas?
- Well, how?
How are we gonna get them.
- Just go run up to Walmart or
something and...
- There's a Walmart near here?
You're lying. Sh...
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What did you say?
- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- I'm a little stressed right
now.
I can't... we're trying... having a
problem with the heaters.
And...
- Hi.
- We're trying to get all these
heaters on.
Thank you. You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Having a problem getting all
the heaters on.
I didn't realize it was gonna be
this cold.
Supposed to be 80 degrees.
- I thought it was a big lamp.
- No.
I am a perfectionist.
And I do get stressed when I
have a party.
What can I say?
I don't like where the DJ booth
has been set up.
The heaters aren't working.
I can't see the ice sculpture.
That is really upsetting.
If there was a full moon,
we could see the ocean.
But there's, like, the smallest
sliver that I've ever seen.
Like, I can't control the moon,
Kim.
- [laughs]
Maybe we can light it up
somehow.
- That's what I want to... can't
we light up the damn ocean?
- May I?
- Sure.
- Um...
- Coming up...
- [laughs]
- Look at you two.
You're almost like the two
muppets on the balcony,
but glamorous, you two.
- That's weird.
- [laughs]
- May I?
- Sure.
- Um...
I look at the two of you, and I
feel like it's me and my sister,
and so I get emotional.
- Augh, stop.
- And it really has nothing to
do... you guys are the most
incredible people.
- I just told this woman I need
her to back off
and let me get to know her
and not put her nose
where it doesn't belong.
And now here nose is right up in
my face at my party.
- And in my head, I just look at
you, and I'm like...
It's like the Cat in Eden's
story, and it's not.
I look at Kim, and I look at
Kyle,
and I see my relationship with
my sister in both of them.
I want to create a space for a
healing.
- It felt like you were
concerned about
my sister's behavior.
I mean... - My behavior?
- And just to be clear,
I am not an enabler. - No.
- Kyle doesn't want to deal
with any of Kim's issues.
I think that it's easier just
to, like, "Ooh,
"let's leave this alone,
and when something comes up,
let's just try to smooth it
over."
And so by doing that,
you just enable Kim's behavior.
- Just because I don't announce
to the world what's going on.
- Or nobody sees how she doesn't
enable me.
Nobody gets the phone calls like
I got over the years.
- I don't share that.
I'm the first one to think, "Oh,
my God,"
when something's going on with
my sister.
She's been really great.
And I'm not gonna have somebody
mess around with that.
- [gasps] They're talking.
- I want to know what they're
saying.
- Well, you could go over there
and sit with them.
- No, that's okay.
- Kyle is so stressed out.
It's a soup can telephone.
Hello.
- Yeah.
- And it gets into this whole
thing, and I'm like,
"Don't want to go there."
- Yeah, yeah.
- You know?
- What I'm hearing is that
you're judging me.
- I did judge you.
- You're not supposed to judge.
You're not supposed to have
expectations.
These are things in recovery
that we know.
- Yes, and I'm not saying I'm
perfect.
- You were looking for trouble,
and I just...
I didn't want to be around that.
- I want to tell Kim and Kyle,
"I'm here. I care."
I've lost my sister to this
disease.
I'm a recovering alcoholic.
But they don't want to know that
I care.
- I just need you to back away
from me a little bit. I just...
- Wow, if I had someone like me
to talk to Cat and I
before she died, could it have
saved her life?
Maybe.
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- You know what Harry said?
- What?
- Since we've known you, it's
been so exciting
just to watch your rise...
- I know. It's true.
- And your success.
- You're so sweet.
- No, it's true.
He was talking about it
the other day, and he said,
"Watch,
ten years, Mauricio is a
billionaire.
- Oh, my God.
- Ten years.
- You're the best.
- And can I just fly on your
plane when you have one? - Yeah.
- Yes, every time.
- Your two planes.
You're gonna have two.
- Every time. One for you.
- Look at you two.
You're almost like the two
muppets on the balcony,
but glamorous, you two.
- That's weird.
- He's talking about old men
that are that are puppets.
- It's a double act.
It's genius.
- Oh, God.
- I love it.
- Oh, please.
- I think that when you said,
"Why are you attacking Rinna?"
You put her on the defense,
honestly.
- When I hear you attack,
there's just something deeper
here.
- You did jump in and use the
word "attack,"
which I felt was really not the
right choice of words.
You know, you weren't there.
You didn't know.
- You felt defensive after she
said that.
- I did. I just thought, "Wow.
You don't know."
Negative things bring negative
consequences.
And Lisa and Eden are gonna
make their own mistakes.
I don't want to get in their
way.
- I mean, I don't understand why
all these conversations
are happening. It feels gossipy.
- You should ask your friends
then.
- Did they ask you?
- Yeah.
- Who asked you?
- Who?
- All of them ask me how I feel,
and I tell them.
- Who asked you?
- I'm not the only one talking
about this.
Lisa Rinna brought up all of her
feelings
about Kim and Kyle to me.
- I would say she's probably
mostly sober right now.
Kyle's her enabler.
- And where's Lisa Rinna now?
[laughter]
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- Ahh!
- What?
- I knew you'd be here.
- What are you doing here?
- I was in the neighborhood.
- I'm so glad I have it on
record that I said you will be
here, and you'll make an
entrance.
- You know I wouldn't miss a
party of yours.
- Aww.
- Kyle Richards' party.
How could I let her down?
I'm here, 'cause that's what
friends do.
Don't you forget it, Richards.
- Hello.
Lisa, oh, you look gorgeous.
Mwah!
- Sorry I missed your barbecue,
darling.
- No, you're not, and I'm not
sorry you weren't there either.
- Oh, I didn't recognize you.
Look at you.
I didn't recognize you.
How are you?
- I love this illusion on you.
- Thank you.
- You look quite regal.
- Well, you know, it has been
said before.
- There you go.
- Don't try and steal
that crown.
- What crown?
Is there one up here?
- It's there somewhere.
- Thank you.
Just kidding. How are you?
- I'm good. Thank you.
So you're looking gorgeous.
- Thank you, obviously.
[upbeat jazzy music]
- Oh, Cheyenne.
Hi. - Hey.
- How are you?
- Lisa Rinna, Eileen Davidson.
- So nice to see you.
- Mwah!
- Hi, Lisa Rinna. How are you?
- Hi.
We've met too. - We have.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
- Cheyenne's in the...
Our scripted show.
- Shut up.
- How lucky are we to get him?
- Oh, you are so lucky.
This man is genius.
- Oh, you are so sweet.
- Everyone dies over him.
They die.
- I did. I did.
- I know. I get it. I get it.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
- Are you being a little bit
nicer to my wife now?
- Am I nice to your...
- A little bit warmer.
- Yes, of course.
- Less cold.
- Well, I'm a cold fish.
But once you get to know me, I'm
very warm.
But I'm kind of a...
- You're kind of a what?
- ...
- Did you really say that?
- Yeah.
I say it quite proudly.
- Well, I wouldn't like to agree
with you, because...
- But you do.
- Calling you a...
I would never do that...
- It's okay.
- 'Cause I don't use that word.
- Well, you can now.
I wear it like a badge of honor.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- You're a cold bitch.
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Until when?
- But you know what?
Until I get... until I trust you,
and then I'm warm.
It's all good.
You know, I'm a cautious person,
so I'm always gonna be cautious
of anyone.
Will I ever completely trust
anyone 100%? Probably not.
- Do you trust us yet?
- [laughs]
- Well, you I'm not so sure
about.
This one's easier. - [laughs]
- Coming up...
- We started off on the right
foot, okay?
And I'm happy about that.
- Me too.
- But my other foot will kick
you in the ass
if you come after my girl Kyle.
[upbeat jazzy music]
- I just want to do the
Charleston.
And...
♪ ♪
- You're kind of hyper.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- I can't dance...
- You're out of your mind.
I'm gonna get a drink.
- So am I.
- I'm going away tomorrow.
- You are?
- I am.
- Nice.
Where are you going, girl?
- Bet you want to know.
- And a hot guy?
- I am.
- Yay.
- Yeah.
I'm so happy for you.
- Yeah, it's good.
- And you'll come back, and
you'll have...
- And you'll want to know all
about it.
- Yes, 'cause I can't seem to
find a guy here.
This is a dry well.
I have to move back to New York
or something.
I did tell Eden that this is the
happiest I've seen you,
and you're in such a great
place.
- Thank you.
- And that she feels for you.
I think that you guys can be
good friends at one point.
Maybe. - What's... yeah, I mean...
- I think so. I mean...
- I don't have any...
- Look at you and Brandi, right?
- Yeah, jeez.
- God.
You guys started off rough.
- We're all trailer park
compared to you.
- No, you're the only on in here
like that.
- All right, all right, at least
I don't do crystal meth
in the bathroom
all night long, bitch.
- I seriously doubt Eden and I
will ever be friends
like Brandi and I.
- Hello, darling.
- My... ahh!
- Mwah!
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Mrs. Richards, what are you
doing?
- Oh, my God.
- You didn't recognize me.
- [laughs]
- It's okay.
- I love how no one recognizes.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- You like warm porta potties?
- I can't wait.
I love a warm porta potty.
- Did somebody say "porta
potty?"
- Yeah.
- I'm not real big on the
porta potties.
- [singing the "Charleston"]
- I don't trust 'em.
I don't like 'em.
It's not usually a pleasant
experience.
- Look at my body in this
outfit; it's good.
- You look amazing.
- Right?
- It's good. It's good.
It's liquid gold.
- Okay, so your body in that
outfit too.
Come on.
We don't go to a porta potty?
- But we are. [laughter]
- Okay, Charleston up those
stairs, Eileen.
- I'm going in, baby.
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- Tell me, what's going on?
'Cause, you know, let me just
step all over you and say
I kind of feel a little
protective of you.
- Thank you.
- 'Cause I root for you.
- Thank you. I appreciate you.
- And that's all.
You know, you and Kyle have been
through a lot.
It's kind of hard when new
people kind of insert themselves
in your sh...
- At the end of the day, you
have to know this.
Everybody's in your corner.
- Yeah.
- And you need to know that.
- Like, I feel like Eileen and
I would be really good friends
if she would just call a spade a
spade.
And if sometimes she would mind
her own business.
♪ ♪
- Hey, go get me a drink,
darling.
- What do you think I work for
you?
- Go get me a drink, darling.
I'd do the same for you.
- Honey... what do you want?
- Whatever you come back with.
- PK, just surprise her.
Thank you, PK.
Oh, Vanderpump.
- Why are you so...
- I'm trying to snap out of it.
I'm trying to get myself...
- What are you trying to snap
out of?
What are you worried about?
- You know..
- What's going on?
- It goes back to the game night
when I interrupted Kim
yelling at Lisa.
- Why does that got anything to
do with you?
- Well, I think that Kim got a
little upset and offended,
and then of course Kyle being
her sister
manages the situation.
- But she's been a really
supportive sister.
But, like, when you say, "Oh,
she's enabling Kim,"
she's not at all, and I said
that to you at my house.
She's not.
Read my lips, sweetie.
If you're gonna come to me and
talk negatively
about my friend Kyle,
I'm not gonna listen.
I don't know that this is your
business.
I'm really... I'm telling you
that.
I mean... - No, I...
- Maybe you've got a different
perception or a different
perspective than any of us
because of what you've been
though, and I understand that.
- I think...
- But let me tell you
from my point of view, okay?
Like, we started off on the
right foot.
- Yes.
- Okay?
And I'm happy about that.
- Me too.
- But my other foot will kick
you in the ass
if you come after my girl Kyle.
- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- We're in Mejico.
- I want a margarita.
[together] Wow.
- Look at the ocean.
[rock music]
- Ahh!
- Oh, sh...
- Oh, no.
- Oh, sh... Oh, sh...
Is she okay?
- I'm nervous for Delilah.
- I know.
- It's a big deal.
- I mean, is this her first
walk, 'cause I know she's been...
- Yes.
- It is?
- It's her very first walk.
- I'm in a show with Gigi.
- Rinna said to me that Kim is
on the path to destruction.
- Rinna said she doesn't believe
that your sister is truly sober
and that she is near death, and
that's...
- What?
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